>NOAA QRD...TROPICAL-STORM-FORCE WINDS AND HEAVY RAINFALL ONGOING... ...MULTIPLE TORNADO WARNINGS IN EFFECT ACROSS FLORIDA PENINSULA...4:00 PM EDT Wed Oct 9Location: 26.9°N 83.5°WMoving: NE at 17 mphMin pressure: 950 mbMax sustained: 125 mph>Frankie Updatehttps://youtu.be/lLrAyI_AQsE>Preparations and SafetyEvacuation orders and map for Florida https://www.floridadisaster.org/evacuation-orders/https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricaneshttps://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane>Sats and visualshttps://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcweb/active/https://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/http://spaghettimodels.com/https://www.ventusky.com/storm.aoml.noaa.gov>Livestreamshttps://www.youtube.com/live/8UE3fzpLwq0 multi-camhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yslIYIQ-UY0 Jeffhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVWXVsctjZM Reedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zQfAyBcVSQ NBC2https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wt6SIE7BXS8 FOXhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJNKCKpXRhQ Skyway Bridgehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3ysdLmExEw Clearwaterhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K7KXT0FP6Q EarthCam (multicam)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMvZaapg9UY AP (multicam)>Twitter Feedshttps://twitter.com/TropicalTidbitshttps://twitter.com/NHC_Atlantichttps://twitter.com/Jeff_Piotrowskihttps://twitter.com/RyanMauehttps://twitter.com/hurricanetrackhttps://twitter.com/NWShttps://twitter.com/OSUWXGUY>Previous>>484325894
>>484328428It’s been confirmed at this point that there will be no ‘landfall’ or ‘hit’. The thing can’t sustain its power and will fall apart in the next hours
>*pokes ur storm*
This is what peak Irma was, 15–20-minute threads. Insanity going on.
I hope all sportsball posters drown.
Tampa is invincible!
Digits confirm NOTHINGBURGER
TTD
>>484328499i'm cat 5 for she
>>484328428place your orders
Naples starting to surge
CAN'T MAKE ME EVACUATE
Total Tampa Death
MEANWHILEONMEXICAN WEATHER
Two Tampa’s at the same time man, two Tampa’s man..
>>484328428milton the FUCKING KEK>125mph
>>484328428Peak Florida Men right there. Hurricane roaring right for their asses, but they don't care, they'll take their pics shirtless and in shorts like it's nobody's business. Chads.
>>484328575link fren?
>>484328530>>484328529the chart doesn't lie, it's TTD, unironically. I will never forgive that city for what they did to me with Ian.
>>484328499i want to put my penis inside lauren if you can catch my drift
>>484328492I am dissapoint.
I seen many a 'nado and more than my fairshare of canes' and I'm telling you boys, Milton ain't nothing but a big ol' stink nothingburger
threadly reminder that CM is a discord fag who splits threads with his butt buddies and you're in a corrupted thread right now
>>484328587kek didn't she bang nadeshot for a whilebanks maybe
Total tampa death
>>484328541entry deniedfloridian only
>>484328558can you do a large order of pasta al niente and wish & chips?
>tfw east coast right now>storm supposedly falling apart>can spend all day off from working and playing video games while listening to comfy rain if this is trueSometimes life is good
>>484328643Georgia is closer to the hurricane than those guys
>>484328708I'd take her out for ice cream.
>>484328708Kike shit
>>484328708on all levels except physical, I am a florida man
>SERIOUS fucking winds in north lee county right nowHey could you fuckin STOP milton?
>>484328428This ain’t shit. Once again fake news.Tampa Strong!
>>484328677working a non-nude OF grift at the moment
>>484328577It's always bewildered me how americans are so retarded that they actually associate companies with peoples political leanings.
Nothing but wind and rain in the 561. My work stayed open but no one has showed up so far. Probably gonna order pizza later.
>>484328743life is real good fren. cozy central fl whole week off now. gonna have to drum up work on friday
>>484328575link anon
>>484328777invalid digits even though that is indeed where shit comes from
>>484328428Not worried,Chitwood will protect us
>>484328656Directly through the skyway bridge. Don’t forget to pay the toll
>>484328825Have you noticed anything out of the ordinary, any strange behavior from normies?
Will my hotel refund me for this nothing burger?
IS PIZZA ANON STILL OK?
hiding from a hurricane in new orleans, that's pretty funny
>>484328650>>484328863https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K7KXT0FP6Q
>"its funny but its fucked up, stop calling me george flood"KEK
>>484328674He's just mad, imagine taking a historic storm and making the entire event into being mad at a single person for being a long-time participant. I bet he doesn't even have Michael models or sat pictures saved somewhere.
>>484328818Publix is actually a right wing company to be fair
Ignore all nothing burger carpetbaggers
Kinda blows my mind that my power and internet is still on here in Pinellas
https://kick.com/mikesmallsjr>George FloodKek
LAST DIGIT DETERMINES HURRICANE CATEGORY AT LANDFALL
Whens the max winds hitting Orlando
>>484328888
I WANT A FUCKING CAT 5
>>484328945Any last words?
>>484328428Where the fuck is reed going? South of sarasota? Nigger get to tampa.
>>4843289813am
>>484328898It's usually a 50/50 split depending on who's been living here for awhile. Half of my neighborhood is partying and the other half boarded up their windows and evacuated.
Landfall wen?
>>484328587Wtf
>>484328825My work is closed until tomorrow but my boss is already pressuring us to come in on the weekend. I'm the only one on the team without kids so I'm always getting called in.
Are all Europeans and especially Germans fucking mindbroken or something wtf is going onThe hurricane is actively spreading Florida’s vaginal folds right now getting ready rape and they’re still in denial and calling it a nothingburger now as they have been for the past 5 days
>nigger too stupid to realize that if you have something in the rain, water will pool on itYou know we joke around a lot about niggers but they truly are subhuman more than a lot of people understand.
>>484328818It's usually ignorant liberals who live in their tiny island cities and who don't know shit about the other 99% of America. Those types operate 100% based on stereotypes and bullshit. Your average conservative rural person knows way more about liberal politics and cities than liberals know about conservative politics or regions.
>>484328958o shit
>>484328428Will they light it up for the webcams when it hits?Thinking of staying up to watch it.
>>484329077I swear Orlando has never been hit by a hurricane in the day in recent memory god damnit
>>4843290842 weeks
>>484329079Sounds about white
>>484328428Wow, I'm new to the hurricane news, please tell me if I understand correct: so actually nothing, but like really zero is happening, aka giant nothingburger? If I'm wrong please qrd
best stream rn?
There is some serious wind going through north Lee county right now, I'm inland a bit but this motherfucker is kicking shit up. GO AWAY MILTONGO KILL TAMPA
Am I really about to cook 250 frozen meatballs on the off-chance I lose power tonightTough (meat)pill to swallow, lads
>>484329106It has weakened but its for sure not a nothingburger, the flooding is going to be bad. The majority of the state will be without power.
>>484328643That's key West, a notorious hub for homosexuals. I saw 2 guys that looked exactly like Mr Clean, when someone tells him to go fuck himself he goes home and literally has sex with himself.
>>484329202george floodhttps://kick.com/mikesmallsjr
>>484329106LEMME GUESSTHEY'RE IN CELEBRATION
>>484329006
>>484328920You were literally caught red-handed circle jerking with your friends in a thread split at 70 posts. He didn't "make it about being mad at you", he massively increased the quality and consistency of the threads. It's a shame nobody else stepped up to bake.
looks like it wobbled just slightly east
>>484328428it's just a cat 3 storm.
>>484329252Ha!
>>484329202https://multiwatch.net/5zQfAyBcVSQ/youtube/SWuOYBET_n0/youtube/wogeM8_qQwo/youtube/Im54DdBnJEk/youtube for weather and camsbut if you want to kek that stupid helene bridge nigger is sitting on a wet air mattress in his yard as the water rises.
stupid fuckin zoomersTotal Zoomer Deathfuck
>>484328945How is it down there? Windy?
>>484329106i choose to believe that they are actually that stupid
>>484329277
I STANDWITH LT DAN
Webcam list :https://pastebin.com/ExjreZVDsorry it is not really sorted, just noted roughly where they are
>>484329267he's just sitting in his yard this time anon
>>484328558Just some pork-nops and a Fanta-sy please. Can I have some Russian red lines or Iranian threats with that?
>>484328903Nothing burger. it's like this all the time during high tide.
>>484329267Did he get his Ramen back?
Saint George Floyd spotted doing battle with Milton in the Gulf of Mexico.
>>484328901I too appreciate the irony
>>484329202https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu9hC5MokCAtop right camera, we'll probably get a fatality.
>>484328932So are In n Out and Chick Fil A
T T DTD
>>484329283This is very dumb, thread was ending, I made a thread first, though I didn't realize they were making another thread, said oopsies, and fixed it. jesus you're retarded, anyway we have a landfalling hurricane.
>>484329283Keith is that you?
What are we drinkin tonight tampa chads?
https://kick.com/mikesmallsjrThis niggers just hanging out in the storm on a air mattress
>storm such a nothingburger the news is reporting on some whore crashing a tesla into a fire truck
>>484329277>Oy vey how do I start a flood?Good one, does someone still have it?
LOOOK OUT IM GONNA SUUUUUUUUURGEEE AAAAAGGGH
>>484329495Bulleit rye
>>484329331Wind is going to be sporadic hence I was mentioning I was in north Lee in my post earlier about wind gusts. Shit is picking up here though so it will be catching up to pinellas soon enough.
Floridians don't be selfish like those racist anti-Semites from NC. Israel, Ukraine need aid more than you and there are billions of refugee men around the world that need to be relocated to to the US. Even if your trailer is flattened you will survive just fine on your privilege.
>>484329267If I wanted to see the inside of a tent I could do that from anywhere. He doesn't show anything outside. He's as bad as Jeff who shows a phone recording of the screen in his car instead of what's happening outside.
>>484328920Honestly fuck that guy. I can't believe he's still on this. I've been posting with you in these threads for a few years and if anything your quality of analysis has gone down only because you humor niggers like that with (You)s. Anyway thanks for keeping up the bakes. Stay comfy bro
What happened to all the hoopla about Cat5? It's downgraded to a Cat 3 now so it's pretty much joever. Another major overreaction by the media.#nothingeverhappens
>>484329516even he thinks its a nothing burger
GEORGE FLOOD
>>484329283who fucking cares its literally fine there was one split thread like 2 hours ago
Looks like it's heading straight for Tampa after all. At this point it doesn't have enough time to go eastward. It's going to be a tampa bay landfall or literally skirt the edge of the bay.
Weather channel now saying worst case scenario possible now that it’s heading right to tampa bay
>>484329495I drank a pint of blue milk like the Chad I am
When is ground zero
>>484329472The thread wasn't ending you lying son of a bitch, it was split at 70 posts. Your friend even bought a 4chan pass so he could thread split and troll harder. Namefaggots are the worst thing to happen to 4chan.
>>484329540Elon activated TTD mode in all Tampa Teslas.
>>484329283>B b but muh chan karma! Faggots lmao
>>484329588>3It's a 1 now.
>>484329562i have a bunch of french brandy leftover but it's disgusting. Need more Beer for landfall tonight.Might chase some shots with water later, godspeed floridabros. I'll be here with y'all tonight at landfall.
>>484328587also. meanwhile in Mexican lifehttps://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitical/lawless-narco-state-mexican-mayor-decapitated-just-six-days-office
>>484328558None on the cob. Corn is the work of the featherjew.
nothingburger confirmed, why does rain scare ameritroons so much?
>>484329588No it's flooding bad. Florida is getting fucked especially the west coast. Where the hell is Biden and/or Kamala or whoever is supposed to be running the country?
>>484329671Am I perhaps gang stalking you? I know nobody posting in these threads.
>>484329588All the instruments stopped reporting data at 198mph winds. >picrelwas the last picture from the ISS an hour ago
TOTAL TAMPA DEATH WHEN???
guys... am I blind or is the storm making a turn towards cape coral as we speak
What a joke of a hurricane
>>484329251Funny thing is NWS and models were determining a cat 3 landfall for the past 3 days at least and scared Tampacucks and Europeans were spamming that it would be cat 1 at best for literally no reason. They could’ve at least been saying cat 3 to save face and clutch a mild victory for the nothingburger crowd.
>>484329550>james bond catagory 5 hamburger'd my sisterWell that's just rude.
>>484329671I recognize you. There is a group on all of 4chan tasked with baking and controlling topics. I recognize this exact person from /biz/It’s some kind of spook. Just ignore them CM.
727 reporting in we ridding this nigger out bois lets go!
>>484329790Idk it flew over my house
kek I cant fucking believe itin the last second shes going back to tampa bayincredible stuff
niggas ark
>>484329782He's still a beaut
>>484329707Schizo
>>484328428nothing burger
>>484329820That's the idea, especially now
>no fat amerimutts falling from the skies>no nigger raiders getting shock on stream>houses are not getting filled with water and debris from other cardboard boxes>rated category 5 but in reality it's just a summer stormmost dissapointing tornado ever
>>484329707it's a -6 nigger, stop lying.
Will it hit Tampa or not?
GEORGE FLOOD IS PADDLING OUT TO SEA
>>484329852based Milton pulling a ruseTTD btw
What's the ft Myers situation looking like?
>>484329747Generally weak people
>>484329779desantis is a strong and independent govenor that need no gibs
PEOPLE ARE GOING TO DIE
>>484329781You were a lot less smug earlier when the jannies deleted half a dozen of your friend's split threads, you complete loser. You showed up in their thread to "feel vindicated" then when the hammer came down you ran away for hours, only to slither back now. Absolutely jewish behavior.
>>484329079>not putting up metal shutters and then partyingThose fucking things make any storm sound a million times more powerful
Water level rising in Naples and Fort Myers
>>484329937Flooding startedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu9hC5MokCA
>>484329030>chink meme
>>484329782>was the last picture from the ISS an hour agoLmao this nigga still thinks space is real. It's a computer generated image, dummy.
WHEN I SAY MILTON YOU SAY NOTHINGBURGERMILTON
Tampa bay chads. Prove your local cred with one image before we finally get rekt Yes I did have my twelfth birthday here
WTF WAS THAT WOBBLE EAST. THESE JEWS ARE FUCKING WITH THIS SHIT.
>>484328428Why would you make the general with a meme flag for the OP? I have that shit filtered out. :(
>>484329900Checked They do this shit to manufacture drama whenever something gets out of their control. Very fascinating stuff that someone out there has determined a thread about a Florida hurricane is worth having paid actors manipulatingMore likely than not it all goes back to actblue and their directive to “control misinformation”
>>484328558Kabab looks tasty
>>484330012>The face of a SWFL anon when water starts surging up the street
>>484328577Flooding never occurred before rednecks showed up
I can't believe I took 5 days of paid leave for this bullshit.
>Americans are suffering
>>484330042We're all going to die here.
>>484329540Wait holy shit. This girl I used to bang lives at Heron on water street and has a red tesla. Looks like this is the intersection of Florida and Kennedy in downtown. Probabler her lol
>>484330019Assume all meme flags are chinks are chinks and jeets until proven otherwise.
>>484329937
https://www.lightningmaps.orgI'm watching the lightning in the storm get closer to the shore, its about 2 hours away now.
>>4843300192 more weeks, redneck
>CATEGORY 1>MILLIONS FLED THEIR CARDBOX HOUSES
>>484330140you're retarded
>>484330049you oldfag
>>484329990
>>484329927Looks like it
i'm never returning to this shitholeanother classic general ruined
>>484330012What's the link to this live cam?
George flood thinks he's getting 10 inches of rain in Tampa. He doesn't realize it's feet lmao
>>484330024We’ll see who’s laughing the day after tomorrow Finanon
>>484330193Everything fake is made in China
>>484329495Bacardi
>>484330281To be fair, that's what they wantFor us (the real posters) to leave.
It's officially been downgraded to a tropical storm. It's over.
>>484330247>most popular American pass time - 1960 - 2024
Off and on rain and wind in 863. Think it will cut to central florida?
Clear shift east on the wobble tracker >https://www.wfla.com/weather/tracking-the-tropics/live-wobble-tracker-changes-in-hurricane-miltons-path-could-have-huge-impacts/
dan's still therehttps://x.com/BrianEntin/status/1844113816193527895
BOOOO BOOOOONOTHING EVER HAPPENS BOOOOOOO
>>484330282https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu9hC5MokCAi don't have the individual link to it sorry anon
>>484330338I knew it
>>484330049Hell yeah who didnt have a bday hereCelebration station motha fuckaaa
So many meteorologists across the country trying to frame Milton weakening as a good thing when they know good and well their viewers are disappointed that they won't get to see more disaster porn and carnage.
>>484328587holy shit
EVERYONE WHO WAS BRAVE ENOUGH TO STAY IS GOING TO LAID!!!!TOTAL TAMPA VICTORY!!!https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13942385/georgia-escort-hurricane-milton-tampa-evacuees.html
The amount of deaths by tornado already has to be in the dozens.
We are intensifying which is quite staggering.
>>484328888thank you for saving the cats!
>>484330232Prestani seruckat brate.
>>484330447Zero, no reported casualties so far.
>>484330419It's hilarious seeing them trying so poorly to feign relief
>>484329137FalseI seriously talk to people from all walks of life that think CA looks like fallout 4 or the favellas of brazil everywhere. >t. Ruby Red flyover stateWhile in CA my “Right Wing” sister is staunchly conservative, but would have lost her house due to medical bills if not for the free healthcare for kids in CA and uses every “Socialist Gib” she can get her hands on. Her husband makes way too much money to have gotten any help in a “truly conservative state” Snowflakes and Right Wing people are interchangeable at this point. People are seriously and willfully retarded and completely detached in alternate realities at this point.
>>484330447Not enoughNeed to be thousands
>>484330507LFG
The tide rises
TAMPA IN PLAYSTORM NOT TURNING FAST ENOUGHhttps://youtu.be/DnoQNWjz2pk
>>484330444no sex just snuggle
>>484330312It’s the Chinese escalators you have to worry about. They hunger for human flesh.
They’re showing Fort Myers Beach on NBC Fort Myers, looks like storm surge is already coming onto land
>>484330507>go to sleep>hurricane weakens>awake>hurricane gets strongerI know what I must do
>>484330547Yeah that's what ((they)) say. Just like Western NC this will be reported as a couple bad eggs drowned.
TTD OR BUSTBILLIONS MUST DIE
How many McDonald's footsoliders have perished in the slightly inconvenient conditions FL currently faces?
>>484330089If you're not just one of his fag discord friends, no, I'm not a "paid actblue actor". I started baking only days ago because it was 3-4 in the morning and nobody else was, I called out CM for omitting Air Force recon data later on, then he immediately split a thread and starting omitting data. All he does is parrot NOAA information mindlessly, because he's just a call center jeet.It took him and his faggot friends 6 hours just to figure out how to format youtube links.
>>484330405moar.
>>484328428941 Area Code didn't evac enjoying my nothing burger
>>484330507Is it still cat 3? I can't tell wth all the bad faith 'tropical storm' faggots.
WOLF>WOLFWOLF>WOLFWOLF>WOLFWOLF>WOLFWOLF>WOLFWOLF>WOLFWOLF>WOLF
>>484328948Fucking love this dumbass
>>484329277lol
Tampa anon reporting in. Storm aint even here yet and my backyard is already flooding due to the rain. How fucked am I?
>>4843306585 o clock advisory soon
>>484330349that's a lot of PVs, people are selling electricity to the grid supplier or they have batteries ?
WATER RISING IN FORT MYERS
Sure hope nobody fixes the crisis actor phoney journalists during all the weather. That would be simply awful. For them.
>>484330575meme magic make it happen
>Category 3Disappointing.
>>484329982We need utility contractors from up north when this happens. Trump was very good with that. You probably think food grows in stores don't you?
when does it make landfall?
WATER RISING RAPIDLY IN FORT MYERS! STORM SURGE BEFORE LANDFALL!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zQfAyBcVSQ
>>484330658It's mild rain at this point AT MOST. Go to sleep.
>>484330731Soooo fuckedNah not really lol
>>484330658Cat 3 but we are getting some increasing readings from radar that wind speeds are now going back up to the 140's (a thousand feet up or so)
>>484330780It will disintegrate before hitting
>>484330780It already has
Fuck even if it does start slowly turning it’ll just end up in Tampa still FUCK!
>>484330813
F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1nixGzrXx0Pool's closed. It's happening.
>>484330668The boy who cried nothingburger
Is this guy a fucking lurker?
>>484330731>remember what is underneath tampaTheres gonna be some ridicous sink holes
It’s not looking good for George Flood.
>>4843307804hours for eye wall
Madeira Beach checking in. Shit is already flooded
>>484330783>Margarita Beachlol, Florida.
>>484330731Are Americans like 99% sugar because of their diet? You'll be fine, it's only a bit of water.
Where you at, faggot?
Rollin' for the number of gallons of wastewater St Pete dumps into Tampa Bay during this storm. All the digits of this post and the last 3 digits of the post below it. Safety Harbor anons, how safe is your harbor feeling rn? Having fun up there?
>>484330731About as fucked as my mom when I played some og Halo online.
>>484330731It’s not turning, it’s going to probably do what they said originally
>>484330935Ah fuck, I love the mad beach brewery on the docks, dunedin brewery might be better just cause the food
>>484330876Wasting away again in margaritaville
>>484330731Pics or didn't happen
>>484330917thanks
>>484329782Sorry but Milton doesn't even have an eye anymoreThis turned out to be a big fat nothingburger
>>484328661Not sure I do man. Lose the subtlety and just state your point.
Ohh my
>>484328428Going right through the skyway bridge
Which palm tree will break first? I'm betting on #3
I'll bake the next few threads, so be mindful, I'll say when we need new baker, for simplicity sake
>>484330351fucknothing ever happens
>>484330935Wtf are you even doing there? Pics?
>>484330938They’re building one of those gay margaritavilles in my town on the other side of the state and it has everyone pissed off.
>>484331006Shit that’s me
Milton's fizzling? Wtf it's 5 and down to 120mph
SPARE MY BOY
>>484331063He wants to fuck a kike for some reason.
Is total Floridian death still on the table?
WE COULD SEE FLASH FLOODING FROM RAINFALL ALONE - BEFORE LANDFALL, WITHOUT STORM SURGE! INCREDIBLE!SHES NOT TURNING EAST FAST ENOUGH - DIRECT HIT ON TAMPA BAY IS STILL IN PLAY!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnoQNWjz2pkTORNADO DAMAGE AND FLOODING IN FORT MYERS! HEAVY RAIN BANDS ACROSS ALL OF CENTRAL FLORIDA!
>>4843310916
NIGGER IS GOIN INhttps://kick.com/mikesmallsjr
147 MPH 7k feet up.
>the nigger george flood is pushing his mattress in the waterS to spit
>>484331089these ass posts are the only things comfy in this shitholea shithole for a shithole
>>484330575TAMPA IS FUCKED CONFIRMED
>cat 3literal nothingburger, the boomer survives
>>484329425key west isnt even near the hurricane retard
I'm soooorging
>>4843310912 looks like its struggling
>>484331191SSSSSSSS
>>484331109Wait what? What do you mean building a "Margarhitaville"? Is it like a resort or something? I thought the name was bad enough.
>>4843310912
>>484331114Start the livestream you sportsball faggot.
>>484331096>be mindful, I'll say when we need new bakerwhat a narcissistic tranny, lol
>>484330783https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2Hn6sapjbM
What's with all the missinformation here saying this is a nothing burger. Are there Russian bots trying to get Americans killed?
anyone in charlotte, the kangaroo express on atwater is fully stocked and open. the annoying spic with the Hawaiian shirt is still there though. just spent 100 in beer and snacks for a comfy happening.
>muh rainstormCome to Michigan and witness one of our thunderstorms before you complain to me about your little storm
>>484331253its a chain there are a bunch of emyeah..
>>484331091Do they even break sometimes ?
St. Pete faggot here - let me know if any other incels are in the area and want to have gay sex i have a generator and tons of miller lite
>>484331091#7 for sure
>>484331253its also a songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrF4nF8VUb4
>there are mutts trapped in their houses when water isn't even ankle deep yet Kek
Models all trending back north now, on the very edge of cone. Until it turns it will keep updating north.
>>484329398It's...It's low tide right now.
>>484331293We will probably never know
>>484331318couldve just said you were from st pete all we need to know to infer that
5pm advisory out>TTD IN PLAY
>>484331253Yes, they’re building a margaritaville resort in the CENTER of my small comfy beach town so boomer tourists can have swinger parties and help “le economy” even though we get enough tourism bucks.
>>484331317palms usually uproot first if they are bigger
>>484331351TOTALTAMPADEATH
>>484331317Yes, and they make a sound that will haunt you forever.
NEW>>484331391>>484331391>>484331391>>484331391>>484331391>>484331391
>>484331162isn't that normal to get a bit of flooding before the center makes landfall because the wind is pushing a good portion of the fucking ocean into land ?
>>484330823ty ty, appreciated
what's george flood doing lmao
>>484328428>where's thread?>oh I have memeflags filtered
>>484331338You have to remember how big America is, some Americans have never seen water before so don't know what to do
>>484331351all milton needs to do is wobble his way up just north of tampa bay for max damage and we might get it.
Nothing ever happens.
>>484331187Ah. It's the Blair Witch Nigger again. Please drown.
Is the SKYWAY good for a drink again?
>>484331273notice this thread lasted twice as long as the last thread with a real baker, before it hit bumpthe tranny menace on this board is realthey take over every general they can, and if they can't, they split it
>>484331091label for rolls
>>484331216this makes me want to rewatch Zombi 2 1979
I need to move my car.
>>484331407not like a tree breaking ?
>>484331187That stupid nigger is so dead
>>484331253Jesus Christ. If you don't know who Jimmy Buffett is, you absolutely should not be allowed to post in a /AHSG/. What the fuck is your problem?
The storm surge is upon us!
>>484331504some of the darker americans dont even know how to swim
>>484331101LoL the west coast of Florida is flooded. People in St Pete/Tampa mostly vote Dem. I'm gonna laugh when Brandon/kamaltoe gives them a cold shoulder instead of a WARM HUGIt's pretty good knowing they'll do that because it's a red state.
Thread is much better once I added bongs and germans to my flag filters.
>>484331293Maximizing casualties and intentionally delaying funding to make Biden/Harris look bad is the goal.Don't run, hurricanes aren't bad, the shoreline didn't erode several feet, illegal aliens are bad, and I bet those aliens are getting money and at the same time you're only getting two bucks.
>>4843310913 has the widest base and is the tallest meaning it's survived the most storms. #1 and #6 looking weak and flimsy in comparison.
>>484331146Bigly… the surge is going to be yuge. Some say the biggest they’ve ever seen. I don't know, I’d like to say I’ve seen the worst storms already… Katrina, Michael, Ian, but this will be even bigger. I used to like Milton, I thought he was a great guy.. I had dinner with him, we golfed together, but now he’s come in from our southern border, illegally, he illegally crossed our border and he’s not such a great guy anymore. Milton, if you’re out there, who’s kidding we know he’s watching, Milton we know you’re watching… You’re a disgrace to this great country. A disgrace. We know what you’re doing, flooding our country illegally. And you know what? I’m gonna put a wall around Tampa so bad guys like Milton here can’t get in… and not only that I’m gonna make him pay for it. Moneybags Milton you’re gonna pay for this.
>>484331428anyone baking a real thread? or just the memeflag tranny namefaggots?
>>484331606Palm trees are just big grass. It sounds hollow and reverberant when it snaps, and it's extremely loud.
>>484331318See told you everyone there votes Dem and their party won't give a SHIT.
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>>484331091I’ve only seen them get uprooted in Florida. >pines: snap>oaks: lose limbs, uproot if old>palms: fronds blow off or uproot>chad bald cypress: nothing
>>484331114>Start the livestream you sportsball faggot.that
>>484331351That one outlier tracking to Fort Myers is skewing the average. Looks like it will hit the southern part of the bay.
>>484331926Woodpeckers perforate the palm trees around me so they snap. It's so stupid.
>>484331187What a retarded negro.
>>484331187fuck went dead as soon as I clicked
>>484330349where you at, brother? Highlands here
>>484330349you're already dead you just don't know it yet, RIP in peace
>>484330610wake up in 36h and smell the ashes anon
>>484331006He ded
>>484329852TOTAL TAMPA DEATH
>>48433109150$ on 4
Hurricane has jumped 10 miles north.>>Hurricane has jumped 10 miles north.Hurricane has jumped 10 miles north.>>Hurricane has jumped 10 miles north.Hurricane has jumped 10 miles north.>>Hurricane has jumped 10 miles north.Hurricane has jumped 10 miles north.>>Hurricane has jumped 10 miles north.Total Bradenton DEATHPER JEFF.
