PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS45https://www.donaldjtrump.com/https://www.thetrumparchive.com/https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrumphttps://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrumphttps://rumble.com/c/DonaldTrumphttps://www.tiktok.com/@realdonaldtrump>President Trump Officehttps://45office.com/https://www.youtube.com/c/whitehouse45https://www.flickr.com/photos/whitehouse45/>Liz Harrington (Trump Spox) https://twitter.com/realLizUSA>Donald J Trump Presidential Libraryhttps://www.trumplibrary.gov/@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!ARCHIVED LINKS https://pastebin.com/eAhgNyeX NEW APPEARANCES>Pres Trump Delivers Remarks, Atlanta, GA 10/15/2024https://rumble.com/v5iun4c-full-speech-president-trump-delivers-remarks-in-atlanta-ga-101524.html (RSBN)>Pres Trump Town Hall, Oaks, PA 10/14/2024https://rumble.com/v5iprmz-live-president-trump-delivers-remarks-at-town-hall-in-oaks-pa-101424.html (RSBN)>Pres Trump Rallies in Prescott, AZ 10/13/2024https://rumble.com/v5ikwtn-full-speech-president-trump-holds-a-rally-in-prescott-valley-az-101324.html (RSBN)>Pres Trump Remarks at Coachella, CA 10/12/2024https://rumble.com/v5ihgsh-full-speech-president-trump-holds-a-rally-in-coachella-ca-101224.html (RSBN)>Pres Trump Speech at Reno, NV 10/11/2024https://rumble.com/v5idmmi-full-speech-president-trump-holds-a-rally-in-reno-nevada-101124.html (RSBN)>Pres Trump at Aurora, CO 10/11/2024https://rumble.com/v5icm59-full-speech-president-trump-holds-a-rally-in-aurora-co-101124.html (RSBN)>Pres Trump Rally, Reading, PA 10/09/2024https://rumble.com/v5i4n1x-full-speech-president-trump-holds-a-rally-in-reading-pa-10924.html (RSBN)>TrumpVideo: WE WILL WIN 6/19/23https://rumble.com/v2v6m2a>MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, AGAIN! 10/28/21https://rumble.com/voe8gm>God Bless the USA (Donald J Trump) 10/20/16https://youtu.be/O_PC_fy0fk0 OP pastebin: http://pastebin.com/X4KiALfhprev >>485170711
Ultra MAGA.
DONALD TRUMP!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0CoG1NZ9nI
>>485173660It was hilarious.
worst candidate ever
MAGA
He's cookedGOP brainrotterminal caseSad!
>>485173748Dammit bobby
If anyone is interested, here is the Kamala video. Crass and insulting to Catholics and without a scrap of humor, though they did manage to slip in a free ad for HBO. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDGYYjKFvXA
Trump might get 400 electoral votes.BUT VOTE. SPIKE THE FOOTBALL.
>>485173781i fucking hate lemonade
AWOOING
>you did what to the mens room tampon machine/?
>>485173824that explains a lot!
>>485173733jesus christ fucking lol
>>485173824i enjoy it but its too much sugar
>>485173821VOTE LIKE WE'RE 20 POINTS DOWN
>>485173781google charged lemonade panera
>>485173824>i fucking hate lemonadedumbest and gayest post in /ptg/ all day
Why didn't they pick Big Mike instead of Kamala who is literally worthless?
>>485173824did someone play the lemonade trick on you when you were a kid?
its over
KAMALA RESPONDS TO THE ROAST>totally not seething btw
>>485173967That Joo scares me
>>485173969They wanted the first woman president
>>485173781In-N-Out changed their lemonade from Minute Maid regular yellow to this disgusting pink crap under Biden's administration. This shit never happened when Trump was bresident.
>>485173969I think they felt like if they were going to make a move that they couldn't justify jumping over kam
>>485173881this is actually much better
>>485173781Trump has the best quotes.
Trump is winning the popular vote
>>485173994what is this limited edition flavor of cope, lmfaothe fat fuck at CNN who hates trump even said the event went good for trump and he was funny
>>485173994>rapid response directorThat's new.
>>485174036that does look tasty
>>485173994her first words after skipping:DONALD TRUMP
>>485174036>pineappledisgustingI could probably drink 4 gallons of good orange juice a day though if I were given the chance
ITS TIME!!!!nn frens, stay comf
IT'S TIMEMAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA
>>485173824figured you as a lemonade crunchy ice kind of fag
>>485174080(it's not new)
>>485174013hahahahahaaaa that's good shit pal
>>485173994Kek, she’s literally just copying what Trump says about her and Biden. Her entire campaign strategy really is just Trump, Trump, Trump
>>485173166>dropping this from the last thread>this endorsement wasn't real thoughjamie dimon did not actually endorse him, he said he wasn't endorsing anyone, but he has made multiple public statements that are signaling that he backs him>how come they didn't hate obama?>wasn't trump new york as well though?he was still a democrat, so it is one branch of the party winning over the other. just part of the game. trump went and ran as a republican which is a whole different story.>is there a sopranos style turf war going in between these states?more like rich people playing a game over who can get their candidate in office, but there are significant differences between new york and california in terms of where their money flows come from and which policies will benefit one over the other.>why would he want trump in to deport those immigrants?nobody can get everything they want. the democrats would definitely like to win if they could but they cant without massive cheating and the continued destabilization of the country. they fucked up big time with the war in ukraine and now with israel people are seeing that there are real consequences for this shit and they need to get the country more united, increase industrial production very quickly, reduce dependence on china, and get ready for war, and trump is obviously much better suited for that
>>485173781>>485173824>>485173918>>485174015>>485174056shilltards love to leave out the full quotethis missing parts make it even more funny, KEK!
>>485173994Thats just pathetic and self-harming. People who watched it know Trump was on form, and people who didnt watch it probably will, just to see "how bad trump was", and will instead see him hard bantering.
>>485174102nice >>485174103pretty good
>>485174102>00:00:00TONIGHTHHnn
TRUMP 2024
>>485173660Kamalhoe is toast.
>>485174081I always thought the white cat's reaction was funny.
>>485173660did trump really do a wife's boyfriend joke
>>485173781commies destroy everything.
>>485173615>hey i'd read it and then instantly feel worse about the state of the worldyes kouhai i read this shit all the time it is why i'm embarrassed to refer to my degree these days, i would have been prouder to have gone into something retarded like art history. no one understands that i am not actually joking or doing collapse fetishism when i refer to mass death as politics. lots of people need to not exist anymore to even consider a society barely worth living in>Genocidal Zionist Rape Queenholy FUCKING shit i almost have to vote for that
Graph
>>485174198Yes. It was awesome.
>>485173994primo ass cope right here
>im afraid to do a roast
>>485174185kek
>>485173824We persecute you for a good reason, you dumgay zombie NIGGER.
>>485174228kek nice
>>485174102Good job, kot!>>485174103Hurray!
Dems after see early voting in NC
>>485174035i think that was a miscalculation on their part. the democrats weren't really going to lose any support by skipping over kamala. some pundits might whine for a week or so, but they'd all fall into line for the convention.
artsy cali MAGA
>>485173748
>>485173994He read just fineHe doesn't really have handlersHe spoke like a normal personWhen did he lash out?What parts were incomprehensible?If he didn't "Make it about himself" the media would've done that, just like this releaseHe talks about his medical records all the timeHe succeeded int he job beforeThis Ammar pajeet fucking SUCKS
>>485174102>>485174103Nice work.
>>485174209(also i like how despite saying he doesn't want to encourage mass welfare, his solution is a thinly-veiled rentseeker desire)
>>485174133>Her entire campaign strategy really is just Trump, Trump, TrumpChecked, and she's helping others to see this.
>>485174209>holy FUCKING shit i almost have to vote for thattell me about it there's also this which again is fucking incredible
So can someone give me a rundown on this internal democrat power struggle. I think what I am seeing is a New York v California thing, and Trump essentially said he will do better for New York (no surprise) than Kamala will.
>>485174100>pineapple>disgusting
>>485174333it's not as good as this one
>>485174202The name of that virus just sounds like something I would say when I'm making fun of chinks>Ching Chong huanglongbing wing wong
>>485174333geez all other issues really take a back seat to dying browns seven thousand miles away
>>485174274economy is too badif they skipped over kamala for someone like newsom, they might have lost some women voters
Our communism.
>>485174411it's what happens when you invite in a bunch of those browns
>>485173781shit like this is unironically the only reason i vote for him
>>485173994>trump's just reading his handlers' script>brought to you by kamalama's handlerslmao thats rich
>>485168602>What the ACTUAL fuck is her endgame?Wtf is she doing there?>>485168902>probably not news to anyone, but kumala's video FUCKING SUCKEDWhat video?Post the link!!>>485170458She was suppose to be there?
>>485174339yeah it's 1. blue dogs>dead dying they don't fucking exist anymore except for MAGA chad jared golden 2. far left politicians >they campaign like they are going to change the world and then give up all ambition when elected it's really funny 3. corporate dems >MONEY MONEY MONEY>dark money is NOT a real thing don't trust your lying eyes 4. single issue democrats >very simple they like things like abortion or maybe native american water rights in arizona
>18 days to go>It's starting to play again...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdNilhpO0jY
>>485174274Democrats are held hostage by the loud progressive minority, and those types of people were saying it’d be racist and sexist to not choose Kamala Harris. They shouldn’t have listened to them, but they did again.
>>485174411welcome to end stage minority infestation. guaranteed to kill civilization as you know it or your money back! (JK no refunds it all got sent to jews)
They are told 24 hours a day, 7 days a week on every single media that white women have to vote "not republican because they are rapist racist homophobic transphobic fascist nazi hilter devil sexists that won't let you kill your baby on demand" so of course white women will follow the crowd and not vote for that. They aren't superwoman and can't see through bullshit lies even if they wanted to. Never have. Never will.
>>485173994the seething.
>>485173824Make your own, the way you like it.Grow your own tree.
it was his turn
>>485173793I heard it was bad anon but wtf. Probably like 5% of the population remembers that stupid character.
>>485173994>needing a 'rapid response' statement over a few good natured jokes at a charity dinner
>>485174533Repeal the 19th amendment
>>485173660Wrong one.
Honest hot take, don't (You) me on this.>Hillary was a better candidate to fight than Harris>Harris is the DEI woke version of Hillary
>>485174102>>485174103I'm always late.Fug.
>>485174373i cannot understate just how good this artist is i love him so fucking much
>>485174533just can't get over this simple phrase>women got the right to vote, then 100 years later the biggest hill they're dying on is the ability to kill their babies
>>485174567like anon stated >>485173897 you need too much sugar to make lemons taste good enough to drink
>>485174491>dark money is NOT a real thing don't trust your lying eyesno it exists but only when republicans do it>4.oh no we're gonna lose gorsuch's vote
>>485174576Thats the embarrassing
(((assholerod))) was celebrating the fact that Republicans were the majority negatively impacted by hurricane Helene and probably won't be able to vote.
It's time to pack it up shills, trolling on /pol/ isn't working
>>485174628man i'm so jealous of political cartoonists they can basically brain man post all day and people give them some degree of respect as opposed to the shitposting they're doing
>>485174617
https://youtu.be/9Ww-TQUeA3E
Haven't watched the Al Smith dinner yet, worth it?
>>485174148thanks anon>but he has made multiple public statements that are signaling that he backs himi seee. behind the scenes, what do you predict this does among all the players? does it changet he flow of fundraising, investments, dark money, etc that move towards different candidates, or what real world effects does this action produce?>more like rich people playing a game over who can get their candidate in officei see. so how does NYC alone have enough power to change the national political landscape to help trump win? doesn't CA, a larger, equally as blue, and full of billionaires and rich people, not have a bigger sway to get kamala in?>continued destabilization of the countrydon't they benefit from this though? in times of destabilization, the elites have an easier time enriching themselves, ruling over the scared and meek, etc.?>they fucked up...better suited for thatyes, THANK YOU. you're like the first person that's actually mentioned a macro picture of what's going on. i will say though, the wars are connected. the US/west is engaged in proxy wars against china, russia, iran. we accidentally made china a superpower by outsourcing labor. so we cornered russia and forced it to invade ukraine to justify starting war. we got to see how russia responded, attempted to weaken russia's economy, and kickstarted our manufacturing back here. at the same time, the war in the ME kicked off. mind you, this war was planned. israel announced the purpose of the war years prior. they're just angry this war is happening now instead of later.i'm predicting war with iran, but no troops, because invading iran is impossible, the goal becomes just stopping iran/hezbollah from being an annoyancewhat do you think's gonna happen next, election wise? who's gonna make what move, how are things going to be engineered in a way to produce specific outcomes?
>>485174533Trump won a near majority of White women in 2016 and 2020.
>>485174775:D(i don't actually get this one but it's funny)
>>485174783yes
>>485174274>the democrats weren't really going to lose any support by skipping over kamalano this isn't true. black dem congresswomen were threatening to blow up the party if kamala wasn't chosen
trump lost a percent on polymarket in the last hour...it's over...
>>485174769>yes yes well done chuds, well done chuds HOWEVER
democrats really like to talk about that open border firecrotch mass amnesty bill that 6 democrats didn't vote for.
>>485174202>HuanglongbingGee I wonder what country this disease came from
>>485174056Damn that’s pretty good. His speeches are pretty entertaining.
>>485174835ty
>>485168544Need to start with deporting MayorkasAnd Spic Fedtease
lmfao at this point i really am going to vote for harris
>>485174278>What parts were incomprehensible?She is VERY dumb.She really can't comprehend much.
>>485173660MIGA
>>485173994This is the creature that wrote that shit. What kind of unprofessional operation are they running over there? Is the only hiring requirement that you be the color of shit?
>>485174416i think leadership feared that they might lose women voters, but i don't believe they actually would. democrat women like to make a big stink over dumb feminist issues. but at the end of the day, they're good, loyal puppets that will do what they're told. they'd all be twerking for gavin newsom on tiktok right now and kamala would be drunk and seething in bed and no one would care.
>>485174491>>485174339so of all of these, how do they relate to NY vs CA?how does tonight's event in NY, change the election, in terms of what moves are made behind the scenes?and if NY is satisfied, doe sit have power to swing a national election in favor of trump?
>>485174817>i don't actually get this one but it's funnychekt newfaggot
>>485175096>implying i don't know the boomer website
>>485173994DRUMPF!!!!!!!
>>485175051i think if they skipped over kam they would lose alot of non college educated women voters probably enough to lose swing states outrightthe college educated women would probably still vote tho
>>485174342>>485174081nigger
>tfw im going to die poor and aloneTRUMP 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>485174848It's hoever
>>485173994this a joke?
>>485175159
>mfw the insider reports and juicy leaks about Kamala team drama start dropping in the coming weeks
>>485175048I would pay my entire life's earnings, never having anything of value ever again, if I could get rid of every single brown shitskin out of this country. Im past anger I'm past fatigue, I'm past exhaustion. Im at nigger faustian bargain, where I would literally give my lifes worth to a demon to get these niggers out. all of them. forever
>>485174617I mean, at least she showed up to the Catholic dinner, despite her obvious disdain for Catholics.
Incredible how bad the Harris campaign is being run
>>485175048that nigger has some faggy eyelashes
>>485173994
Kamala hates Christians
>>485174817oh i remember that one but i forget the contexti believe it was after one of his "unity" speeches and appeals to republicans to put le country over party, there was a lot of accusing him of trying to court the "stormfront" vote by treating republicans as respectable
>>485174617yes hillary was a stronger candidate
Trump lost the Al Smith charity dinner SAD
>>485173994She just takes everything Trump says about her and Biden and says "no u" lmao. Have an original thought for once Camel Hair.
>>485175048oh wowsuicidal brown trying to find a reason in americans and venting his own miserymore news at 11
>>485174617ofchillary was actually competent and quite intelligentshe just happened to also be crooked as all hell
Trump won the Al Smith charity dinnerBASED
>>485173733living rent free in so many heads he mindbroke the left when he beat Hillary
>>485175140ayyy
Trump lost the debateTrump lost the Kamala Harris FOX interview Trump lost the Al Smith charity dinner roast SAD IT'S FUCKING OVER
>>485175311It really is. Not being a trump shill on this one. Her campaign is a legit mess. I get that she had throw it together fast and all when biden dropped out but its really piss poor. She's getting so much help from the media and has, what is even by american standards, an obscene amount of campaign money and its just a dumpster fire of a mess.
>>485175426>>485175535>the schizo has completely lost it
>>485175535
So after carefully crunching the data I think I can safely say this will be the map.
>>485175548its a dumpster fire because the plan was to HIDE her, but it isn't working and they know they can't pull the same stunts with mail-in ballots as 2020 so they have to try something desperateand when a desperate gamble fails, it's not pretty
Shills are in absolute shambles after that dinner lmao
I see Actblue brought in the emergency late night shill team to try and distract us from all the hilarious shit that was said about the left tonight. ROFLMAO
>>485175284None of these disgusting freaks belong here. Why the hell are they here, and why are they pretending to be us? This gay brown mutant will NEVER be American.
>>485174737He couldn't hold it in. Even got Chuck laughing.
>>485175720Not only the shills but their wives and their boyfriends.
I was surprised how many time Trump got Gaffigan to laugh.
>>485175790chuck had a few laughs even tho he was miserable
>>485175082Well, I wonder if it is the battle between two noble houses. One house has its wealth and power that comes from financial and tech, essentially rootless, and the other house gains its power from institutional control and control of labour (unions). And tech/crypto is west coast, and institutions/labour is east coast, as far as I can see. Now, I think the old east coasters do not like the immigration (it hurts labour and causes too much institutional instability), and Biden was fucking them over with it. So they got rid of Biden and installed Kamala as the fall guy, as a fuck you to the california powers.
>>485175340i love him so muchanyways there is a very large animal making a lot of noise so i'm going to go investigate if i am not back and maine is lost by a single vote please exorcise my ghost >Hezbollah says it will escalate war with Israel after Hamas leader killed
SWEEP
>>485175449Hillary was and is a retard. Kamala is just exceptionally retarded. She's not even qualified to work at McDonald's . Prostitute is the only job for her
>>485173748I don't want to die for Israel just want to make America great againAnd I will
>>485175876i noticed that too. its gotta feel good if you can get a laugh out of a comedian.
>>485175963is the senate really going back to the republicans?
https://youtu.be/t61T0Wu7slg
>>485176038(this would happen even if trump loses dummy)
>>485176038Senate is guaranteed. The house is harder right now.
>>485175981I'm still astounded that a literal whore got to run for the highest position in the country. It's absolutely BAFFLING.
I was all set to early vote for Trump, but then I watched that charity dinner and heard his obscene "jokes". Totally disqualifying.
>>485175981>>485176088>Hillary was and is a retardi don't believe this at allshe was an actual lawyer, secretary of state, etc. and was involved in a lot high level operations like the CIA-backed coup in libyaif it was between hillary and kamala, i'd sprint to the polls to vote for hillaryi get terrified at the idea of kamala negotiating with xi or putin, or even having access to our nukes
>>485176140It's ok. Your wife and her lover will still vote for Trump, so 2/3 isn't bad.
>>485176140
The Holy Chart!
>>485176140I totally believe you!
>>485176140>shilltard copers are on suicide watch
popcorn and pizza for election night.
>>485176222checked, digits, and savedwhat website is this from btw
>>485174784>what real world effects does this action produce?basically that there will not be mass voter fraud. the only way it worked in 2020 is that the entire establishment including the judiciary went along with it. if the power players put the word out it doesnt happen. i think there will be a basically fair election and chips fall where they may, but trump almost certainly wins that.>how does NYC alone have enough power to change the national political landscape to help trump win?see above. trump and his supporters already won. they just wont back any crazy plays to overturn the result.>don't they benefit from this though?to a certain point, but not when they are staring down WWIII with china and russia united against them.>we accidentally made china a superpower by outsourcing laborthis was intentional in many cases by globalists (us and otherwise) who wanted to degrade the us and elevate china in order to create competing powers that they could rule from above. i think they realize now that they got more than they bargained for and the us is degrading to rapidly to be competitive and the chinese have no reason to play ball without a counterbalancing power that the globalists control.>i'm predicting war with iranit is very complicated. you are dealing with arabs, persians, jews, and chinese here, all competing, but also with common interests, so who knows all the games within games being played.
>>485176270WSJ.com front page
>>485173660Any kamala shills or their wives and their bulls voting for Trump in this thread right now?
>>485176162She's not retarded, she's just socially inept and evil.That was never a problem when she was literally second banana to a political dynasty with a body count higher than John Wayne Gacy.When she was on the public stage it became obvious that she's never had to honestly convince anyone of anything, and was just waving her 'my goons will kneecap you, and that's if you're lucky' wand
My wife's boyfriend (Darius) told me not to worry, that he's voting for Harris. Who's laughing now, MAGAtards?
>>485176217>>485176234Shills are voting for the first female president chuds!!! Chuck Schumer!
>>485176325
>>485176325Darius was just being polite. He's voting Trump. Even Obama said so.
/pol/ won
>>485174848AHHHHHHHHHHHHHI SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT THE DIP!
>>485176088It's disgusting and shameful for a nation. It's very clear good and evil. A man of God or the whore of babylon>>485176162Hillary is definitely smarter but a lot of her decisions had bad outcomes and she rides the edge of retard/malicious . Look at what happened in Libya. Did she want it to play out like that or she realized it was going that way and said let it happen. She is for sure an operator but she is dumb. Peter Strozk is another retard like Hillary. Pokemon go to the polls Kamala can't negotiate with anyone and her running mate is a ccp asset. She has the overly bloodthirstiness girl boss that Hillary had. She would destroy our nation. Remember to vote for Trump and encourage people you know irl to vote Trump
>it was Molly Shannoncouldn't even get Tina Fey huh
>>485174617Few in any would disagree. Hillary for all her evil was a statesman and politician power player. Harris is really nothing at all.
>>485176038yeah this cycle is VERY favourable to republicansyou have people like tester in montana who has won 3 elections in heavily dem favored cycles (06 midterm, obama 12, 18 midterm)even if trump loses the senate is probably going to be 52-48i'd put money on 54 or 55 if i was a betting manit could go up to 58-42 if trump pulls all the swing states over
>>485174180>discussing the death of a campaign at a funeral
>>485176539It was worse than cringe, it was blasphemous
>>485176678yeah that doesn't bother me, that was the cringest shit I've ever seen in my life tho
We're going to make them pay for Alderaan
>>485176271>they just wont back any crazy plays to overturn the result.and what about raskin saying he'll create "civil war like" conditions if trump wins and won't certify the result? and what about that recent executive order signed by biden that if there's foreign interference in the election, (i think) the result could be invalidated?>to a certain point, but not when they are staring down WWIII with china and russia united against them.but they KNEW this was coming at some point right? we're already sorta in ww3, since these proxy wars with iran/russia took off, and we're just missing direct action from china. if they knew all this was going to happen, what was their endgame?>so who knows all the games within games being played.true, isn't it just iran, and iranian proxies, including gaza/hezbollah and yemen. if iran is kneecapped, the rest of the issues in the ME are toothless. also, what are your thoughts on saudi arabia, and the petrodollar not being renewed?saudi prefers money and stability, and we give them security and weapons and even fight in places like Yemen just to appease them, but they're talking with iran to "smooth out relations" after iran threatened to bomb bases all over the ME if israel strikesalso,what do you think biden's plan is here? how did he sneak in the kamala endorsement, and is he going to sabotage her?and what do you predict netyanhau will do? bomb iran's oil a week before the election to make gas prices go up and trump wins?
>TWO DRAGONS
>>485176809that's twice as much DRAGOOBA
>>485176809Dragons, rock on and rise up!
>>485176809the fuck does that mean
https://x.com/i/status/1847090546172448798No wonder Harris is crashing & burning, her campaign is run by fags & women. Imagine anyone not like that greenlighting this disaster?
>>485176568>Did she want it to play out like that or she realized it was going that way and said let it happenwait play out like what? what are you talking about?hillary's leaked emails show that NATO + US really HATED libya/gaddafi because he was setting a bad precedent. he didn't take a single cent from the west and fall into a debt trap like every other african country. he also tried to sell his oil in a new gold backed currency, rather than the petrodollar (US dollar), and they wanted to overthrow him by backing rebel forces and then drone striking the entire government, make sure the oil is sold in dollars, and then stole all the 143 tons of gold he had storedand all these people knew this was the real reason why, but they gave the media the necessary talking points of "muh drug addict" and "muh human rights violator">Remember to vote for Trump and encourage people you know irl to vote Trumpfor sure anon, that's the main goal
>>485176537that made me think about her tongue hole
>>485175834It'll take the retards a day or two to figure out how to respond to it.
>>485176963that was hella coconut brat joyful
>>485176963They managed to get a bit of traction in August and September with their lame ass forced memes but they've run out of juice. They're just trying to make this election less of a curbstomp at this point.
>"thou shall not"OH WOW THAT BITCH IS A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT WHAT THE FUCK
>>485176802>what do you think biden's plan is here?i think he has agreed to throw the election for trump in exchange for a pardon for hunter and a promise not to investigate/prosecute anyone in his family. he needs a pardon for hunter any way you cut it. doing it himself would destroy his legacy. and after the coup he cant trust kamala or the democrats to do it for him. trump gave the same deal to obama. promised no investigations/prosecutions of him or clinton in exchange for forcing hillary to concede and he kept his word, so he can be trusted.
>>485177139MAKE ICE GREAT AGAIN
>>485176963Fuck you for that link. That was torture. Imagine not being able to skip through it and having to sit there and listen to the whole thing. Now I know why people do drugs and get drunk.
>>485177034This is why I'm not worried.She is literally everything that latino men and women hate.
Hi fags!How u doing!!Give me a QRD now!
>>485176539>critics drag harrisWell Jesus that's a bit harsh
Goodnight guys, keep the shills angry for me.
>>485177230I can't watch the video, I could but I can only skip through parts of it. They should use that at Gitmo
>>485176963>>485177068Reminder that I am still baking.
>>485177230>Now I know why people do drugs and get drunk.I just think I deserve to feel good all the time
>>485174133>Her entire campaign strategy really is just Trump, Trump, Trumpworked last time with a little help from Ghost Floyd and the Coof.
>>485177048We got BTFO how do we respond xir?!?!I have no fucking clue! Just MIGA post for now!
>>485175878Trump was hysterical. When he was talking about 2016 "and I did it anyway". I don't think we'll see another world leader who can hold a room like that for a long time.
>>485177034Minority men HATE minority women
>>485176963watch her face lmao
>>485176140We can't let him get the nuclear codes. That's why I'm a Cruz Missile now.
>the migakike spammer changing vpn every 5 minutes
>>485176802>what about raskinin my view there are different factions pushing for different outcomes, but everyone falls in line with the "consensus" once it gets declared. if schumer and biden come out and say trump won then the lower level players have to suck it up.
>>485177254Trump called White Dudes for Harris cucks and told Schumer to cut his dick off. LMAO
>>485177349If you were a brown and you had to put up with brown women everyday you would hate them too. I'm a white man and I can honestly say I hate white women. I can't imagine the engine of hatred I would become if i was ever exposed to non white women on the regular
Jah no rules lmfao
>>485177254>Kamala did a shitty interview where she sperged out and looked really bad>Next night she doesn't show up to the Alfred Smith foundation dinner, pissing off christians (and Schumer, because he looked SEEETHING that she didn't show)>She literally phones in an extremely cringey minute-long video, audience visibly cringes watching it>Trump then makes an absolute fool of her, slays the crowd with jokes (one literally calling schumer a woman as he sits RIGHT NEXT TO HIM)did I miss anything anons?
>>485177036she was tried and hanged at Gitmo years ago remember?
>>485177430>Trump called White Dudes for Harris cucks and told Schumer to cut his dick off. LMAOHahaha!Is she winnin' bros?
>>485177254Trump said Kamala was too busy getting molested by Whitmer to be at the dinner. oh wait no i mean communion not molested.
>>485177387>Be shill>Hates Trump with every fiber of they/thems being>Wake up every morning “Time to dilate!”>Hits /ptg/ “hmmm, what should we go with today?”>Eureka!!!! I'll spam MIGA until my fingers bleed>35 posts later not a single reply>Someone points out I'm only bumping the thread>My Actblue manager is gonna be fucking pissed>Check bank account >It's overdrawn >Pissed because I haven't bought a funko pop in months>I'll watch the latest Harris interview to cope>Dodges every question with an idiotic word salad crying about DRUMPF>Harris is raging trying to explain the last 4 years and all their fuck ups>20 minutes was too much!!! C:\ENDTHISNOW.EXE!!!>”How the fuck is she dumber than Joe? He has fucking dementia!”>Mom comes down to basement with tendies>I'm so angry I slap her with my dilator>Tendies fly through air and honey mustard on My Little Pony fursuit #3>I'm literally shaking right now>Mom’s nose is bleeding tells me “No WIFI for month” she trips on my dragon dildo leaving>Latest polls come out, she's down another point>Turn on Trump rally and see over 100k people>ItsHoever.jpg>Decide to end it all>Make noose “goodbye cruel world”>Swan dive off my Disney Elsa kids bed>Rope breaks because it was made in China>I can't even join the 41%>Pray to Jesus who I don't believe in that things will be different tomorrow
>>485177254https://files.catbox.moe/xripgs.mp4
>telepromptergoes without saying but yeah fuck her
>>485175340>>485175950i swear reading those stories has made me more of a coward when it comes to the forest at nightanyways i'm safe, still unsure, and probably heading to bed nn please be ready for more politics in the morning
She really BTFO'd us, bros.
>>485177200>after the coup he cant trust kamala or the democrats to do it for himwait so who are you saying he made a deal with? trump?oh shiiiiiiiiii that's interestingi'd be curious how biden would even be let out of sight to even communicate with trump though>trump gave the same deal to obamainteresting...was there any information leaked about this that confirms it? interesting power play though
>>485177254My fav is Trump's joke that Kamala was too easy eating out Stretchin' Gretchen to be here tonight
>>485177615plant
>>485177368Sadness and disgust, don't ask me why or what my hobby is but it includes cropping images for emotion ai face detection
>>485177452>Kamala did a shitty interview where she sperged out and looked really bad>Next night she doesn't show up to the Alfred Smith foundation dinner, pissing off christians (and Schumer, because he looked SEEETHING that she didn't show)>She literally phones in an extremely cringey minute-long video, audience visibly cringes watching it>Trump then makes an absolute fool of her, slays the crowd with jokes (one literally calling schumer a woman as he sits RIGHT NEXT TO HIM)>did I miss anything anons?Hahaha
>>485177452>Schumerwhy is this jew angry?
>>485176038holy fuck you really are dumb and gay
As a White Catholic I’m going to heem Kamala at the polls.
>>485177689>literally calling schumer a womanYou didn't get the joke but ok
>>485177714this would really hurt me except you guys say it every single day i am numb
>>485177486something happened that daythat's all we know
>>485177774
There's only like three weeks left. What's the deep state going to do between now and then? Looks like tomorrow is the Jack Smith thing so the media can just focus on that but then what? They have to have some plan
How could we have missed this one shotThis one opportunity
>>485177704Because he was hoping she'd show up and pretend to laugh so he could try to spin it to the delegates who reside in christian voting demographics.He knows Kamala is FUCKED and he was the one who enacted the coup to get her installed over Biden so he's really just trying to save his own ass.I hope he gets kicked to the curb and then literally curb-stomped by the niggers he wanted on the streets.
Good evening /ptg/, and welcome to Thursday night's edition of President Trump's Ultra MAGA #45 Kino Time. The Draculars! Theme of our 5th Annual Shocktober Horror Event will conclude with 2005's Constantine. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=N2zDRzNN_xg&pp=ygUOVmFtcGlyZSBtb3ZpZXM%3DAs always kino starts at 1230 central, so throw those tendies in the oven, break out the Buncha Crunch and get comfy. All frens are welcome, nonfrens are NOT welcome.
>>485177578>https://files.catbox.moe/xripgs.mp4Roasted!!
>>485175048Kek. That camel poofter would have been tossed off a rooftop a long time ago if he was back in his homeland, which he should be.
>>485176963>imagine how smart she must be to succeed in a field dominated by men.....anyone wanna tell her?
>>485177774I'VE BECOME SO NUMBI CANT FELL YOU THERE
>>485177752look, I get that there was a layer of "you could chop your dick off and run for first female president" but I don't think that's what most people took from the joke. They just thought he was calling him a woman or a pussy. still funny.
>>485177774doesn't change the fact that you are SLOW
>>485177752>literally calling schumer a woman>You didn't get the joke but okI did!Who are you to declare my comprehension?Its funny!!
>>485177909not one person took it that way
MAGA, frens!
https://youtu.be/zE_rK8PX83Q
>>485177909Yeah you're the only one
>>485177777
>>485177935That wasn't the joke, Luke.
>>485176802>iran, and iranian proxies, including gaza/hezbollah and yemen>saudi arabiachina needs oil, so they want peace with sa and iran. sa wants peace with israel. the us needs conflict in the me in order to divide and conquer so there is a faction in the us that is stoking wars there. peace between israel/iran/sa would seriously diminish us influence in me, and basically open it up for china. my take is that netanyahu is actually pushing for peace by wiping out hamas/hezbollah because iran cant make peace with all of these terrorist militias around and the war between israel/iran is a front that iran is putting up to hide their hand until israel finishes the job, but that could definitely be wrong, and it all depends on israel actually winning. my take is that iran is close enough to having nuclear weapons now, or actually has them, but undeclared, and so they dont need the terrorist militias any more. under this theory the back and forth rocket attacks are just a demonstration of capabilities between israel/iran to allow them to establish a strategic balance. but this is only a theory and could also be totally wrong.
How's mad?
>>485177774funny i never get told this. >maybe you are just dumb and slow.
>>485177909>>485178007>>485177947yeah i'm pretty sure he wasn't talking about this"given how woke your party has become, you can be the first female president"hmmmactuallyyeah idk anymorei will say, a lot of jokes had multiple interpretations, like the cuck joke possibly being an allusion to the idea that trump is getting black men votes, and since the white dudes for harris's wives and their lovers will vote, the implication of them being blackedor he's just calling them cucks, who knows
>>485178063hows mad.
>>485177774and gay
>>485174411Literally no one fucking cares, Air-Conditionerowski. Go back to your tranny discord and remember to dilate.
>>485177613lmfao throughout uni i often all-nighted for bad reasons and to keep myself awake sometimes i would read a lot of /x/ and creepypasta, from SCP to what have youif you want to have Fun go look up the reddit stories about the SAR ranger, they had some good ones. they understood the "campfire-esque" kind of realistic horror in its flaws rather than the literary kind which feels much faker (even though it IS fake)
bing bong
>>485178077i think you spend too much time on the internet
>>485178077Agreed, I love that the jokes had layers.Gaffigan will be found hanging by a belt in his bedroom when the press runs their cycle showing him laughing at Trump's routine.
>>485178126>>485178126New thread>>485178126>>485178126>>485178126
>>485174373ghouls are real
Rick Wilson will most likely succumb to a diabetic induced medical emergency soon after Trump is re-elected
>>485178041>basically open it up for chinawhy would peace in the area open it up to china?also, this thread's over, can we continue this in the next one lol:>>485178126
>>485178100Who the duck is how and why is he so mad all the time?
>>485177971I remember when and who made that.
>>485177857draculars kickass
>>485173660Nuke Israel.
Everyone realizes what happens next right?They only have one play left. They will “make” her president before the election in a desperate Hail Mary to make the steal believable. The only question is, will Biden actually step down, or will they move him off the board?It’s their only play left and you can bet your ass they are going to do it. Soon. They need their month of “madaam president” to sell itScreenshot this post
