>THE BUDGEThttps://news.sky.com/story/budget-latest-rachel-reeves-updates-live-12593360>Other newshttps://news.sky.com/uk
>>486402351its a woman moment
Day 10000 of diversityEverything is going well
Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch. Say her name. Do not use her slave name "Kemi."
Le baker extraordinairrehttps://soundcloud.com/boathemp/vortioxetine
Labour will win a big majority at the next election because tory soiboys and reform civnat larpers will split the voot.
>>486402351For something pumped up to be a doom budget it was basically employer NI going up (quite a lot in respect of lower earners) and not much else cope and seethe or not idk
https://nitter.poast.org/maxtempers/status/1851573971134591271#m> Kemi Badenoch pushes back against ‘nasty comments on Twitter’ alleging her status as an ‘anchor baby’ >She calls for more understanding of the ‘history of immigration’ — while seeming to forget that Commonwealth restrictions had been placed nearly 20 years before she was bornOlukemi is oluicumen
>>486402613What will be the whitest part of britain
Rate my neet beard
Explain male victims of domestic violencewhy would some guy put up with that just to cum in a pussy occasionallywhat doesn't sound like a good deal
>>486402825>kemi badenochOlukemi Olufunto Adegoke Badenoch*
Is Olukemi Olufunto Adegoke Goodenoch in?
has anyone got any idea wtf is going on?!
Evening lads.QRD on the budget? How fucked are we?
>>486402863Very carefully crafted to make you utterly unemployable, well done
>>486402938"If you tell anyone I abuse you I'll tell them you abuse me and I'll get the home and everything in it."
>>486403027dinner
>>486402776felt more like a continuation of previous gov budget. still a complete disaster, and puts tax up for everyone whilst shafting employers and looks like Ukraine is guaranteed to rob £3bn a year for "as long as it takes"; until UK is bankrupt? meh two-tier budget.
They can fuck off with this vape tax, absolute cunts labour are.
>>486402938probably some freak who got off on it, dunno
>>486402863Bet you've got piss jugs surrounding your pc
https://www.pimlicojournal.co.uk/p/human-rights-law-means-two-tier-justice>In 1999, a car carrying eight passengers approached a British army checkpoint in Pristina, Kosovo. Two of the Kosovars were sat on the roof and firing weapons into the air in violation of a ceasefire agreement. Three corporals from 1st Btn, the Parachute Regiment ordered them to stop the car and drop the guns, but after refusing and allegedly levelling an AK-47 at the soldiers, the Paras opened fire, killing two and wounding another two. One of the two wounded men, Mohamet Bici, was immediately flown to the United Kingdom with his cousin, Skender Bici, to receive healthcare treatment. Upon recovery, the cousins claimed asylum and received legal aid to sue the Ministry of Defence for £2.4 million.Good article>However, one lawyer was very open about having the opposite view, and bragged to journalists about what he saw as the opportunities that the ruling would open up. Phil Shiner told the press that he had at least twelve Iraqi clients he was hoping to represent in similar claims, and that his firm would employ a ‘twin-track’ strategy of bombarding the Ministry of Defence with ECHR claims on the one hand, and personal injury claims on the other.>Shiner’s firm, Public Interest Lawyers, would become the driving force behind efforts to prosecute British soldiers in Iraq, providing 65% of the almost 3,400 allegations of abuse received by the Iraq Historic Allegations Team (IHAT). When asked by The Independent about his motivations, he referred to his Catholic upbringing and his belief that ‘at the heart of the British nation is still that horrible, exploitative, violent, colonial past’.Taig??? EST!
>>486403053I don't watch tv, listen to the radio or read newspapers, it's part of my mental health regime, it results in me being completely unaware how fucking retarded the people are who are running the country,
>>486403053employers getting rekt, and you will be next in line
>>486403053What the rest of the world calls a payroll tax is going up by quite a bit Some tweaks to richfag taxes I’ll never have to pay Vape tax going up not quite a nothingburger but could have been worse
>>486403224>The Good Friday Agreement gave amnesty to the hundreds of IRA terrorists, torturers, and kidnappers in British prisons, while secret ‘letters of comfort’ provided amnesty to the hundreds more still on the run. No such amnesty was given to British soldiers, who were hounded for such terrible war crimes as ambushing IRA assassins on the way to a hit. When the Sunak government attempted to extend that same amnesty to British veterans, they were challenged by the Irish government in the European Court of Human Rights, supported by none other than Joe Biden.Britain's strategic threats aren't so much Russia and China but are, as ever, America and Ireland
>>486403092what are you having?
>>486403267More people getting sacked, less companies hiring. I'm sure this will definitely not make loads of people go on benefits and make getting off benefits even harder, it will totally bring down our spendings.
>>486402351Get to work wagie and pay your taxes. Muh GDP growth
>>486403330mac n cheese with 2 chicken kievs. Because im worth it.
>>486403144Using a substance as a crutch is degenerate
>The Head of the New Office For Value of Money joins from the head of HS2.>You COULD NOT make it up. Could not. This is Labour public sector in action.Amazing stuff
>>486403124WhatLast Tory budget cut employee NI, this one is basically reversing it with some capital commitments
>>486403404I'm supposed to be looking for a job and there's literally nothing on offer!
Might have a curry tonight to celebrate surviving the budget
>>486403424Let me get this clearThe government prints money which we somehow get, then it takes it away?
>>486403255this used to be mein 2016 I did not know who donald trump wasI have to go back
>>486403452cracker mongs with faggotsget to work wagie
>>486402351Is UKIP going the same route as the tories in no seats
>>486403404>It is the way of the world, Baldrick. The abused always kick downwards. I am annoyed, and so I kick the cat, the cat [loud squeak] pounces on the mouse, and finally, the mouse--Argh!--bites you on the behind.
>Torture yourself by browsing the UK section on the world's largest immigration forum. >An entire subforum dedicated to claiming benefits to boot.If brit/pol/ ever goes down we'll regroup here
>>486403452I had left over sausages and chunky chips from last night as a lunchtime snack,macaroni cheese sounds nice, I might have the makings in the cupboard,
>>486403726Ukip already has no seats, do you mean reform?
>>486403267>>486403295Ta lads. Doesn't look too bad tbqh, was expecting something much much worse.>>486403255You got the right idea lad, need to do the same tbqh.
>>486403611they don't print moneythey just ease it quantativiely get to work wagie
>>486403567Wherever I go especially in the north Scotland and Wales, every high street is completely dead and the only place people congregate is near a jobcentre plus, great depression 2.0
>>486402351>it doesn't matter if britain becomes brownNow ask him what he thinks about immigration to israel.
Lol literally no one here has my number. I just gave away some cunts number that was freely available on the linkedin and stole his name and identity to use here as a convincingly consistent backstory.KekSussex was perving on him via WhatsApp.https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/474817820/#474822638
>>486403710seethe not into that good night
>>486403567I have a job opportunity if youre interested
>>486402351Do you have a loicense for that hate crime there?
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>>486402829The Isle of White.It won't get invaded by forens because the ferry cost too much.
>>486403612being completely ignorant of what is happening is less stressful than knowing that complete lunacy is happening,I don't understand the world anymore, nothing makes sense.
>>486402509Day 10000 of diversity>سب کچھ ٹھیک چل رہا ہے۔Fixed that for ya.
>>486404086Do you really have nostalgia for the 1990s
>>486404050Did they rename it to make it an ethnostate?
>>486403567Your job is to look for a job lad
>>486402776Farmers got fucked. 20% tax on inherited land. Either food goes up or intergenerational farming is finished.
>>486402613>2150 Dude that is now kek
Permanent thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxbIU0X-lCI
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>>486404262How will the duke of westminster recover?
>>486404262Aren't we already having food shortages from abroad, olive oil and other shit has gone up massively
>>486404174Hard not to when it was this good
>>486403867I only talk to old people now, they're the only people who can speak fluent English and they're glad for the human contact,I think Britain died but someone forgot to notify the gubbermint.
Is the crown exempt from inheritance tax?
>>486403567>your mission should you accept it...>is to work minimum wage and pay taxes...yeah think I'll become a NEET.
>>486402351for anyone who doesn't know you can set up 2 paypal accounts and then invoice one from the other and pay it with a credit card, you can then transfer the cash from your paypal to your bank and avoid the cash advance credit card fee
>>486404086the more you know the more you know you don't knowit's too much effortget to work wagie
>>486404396I cant wait to see how they wangled this
I wonder where all the namefags have disappeared to.
>>486404338You live in a Chinese world now, cattleman. Collect the used oil from your local chippy and stop larping as GlobalElite.
>>486404525Retvrn to beef dripping
>>486402863Varg?
>>486404396yea, and they are exempt from working for a living
>>486404510Sussex has been gone for ages, I wonder if they got him
>>486403932
New dominoes ad slogan>taste the middle east from your own front room
>>486404510
>>486403053It's pretty rough. I think it's important to remember that saying about never attributing to incompetence what should be contributed to malace.The really standout point to me was that employer's NIC payments are being substantially increased, and the threshold lowered. Ostensibly this looks fine (and has been spun as "we're just taxing your employers, its le hecking good thing!"), but is in reality yet another clear attempt to restrict upward mobility through making it more difficult to set up your own business. Similarly, stamp duty on second homes/buy to lets/"investment" real estates has been almost doubled (and the threshold still not increased despite inflation being out the arse for the last 4 years), and capital gains taxes have been increased to 18% at the lower threshold and 24% on the higher.I think they're fucking with inheritance taxes too, but it doesnt affect me at all so I didn't bother reading that part of the red book.Also, its very likely that petrol/diesel cars are going to be subject to more tax. Theres a very nebulous thing in there about "widening the differential on duties between EVs/hybrids and the combustion engine" (roughly paraphrasing), but if they were planning on lowering taxes on EVs they'd literally just state that outright because many people would see it as a positive--at worst, theyd be indifferent. This means that it's likely they're going to increase taxes on non electric vehicles soon.Also, i found it telling that they kept parading this notion of not having had a "proper review" since 2021. To me, this seems to be a signal that this budget is just there to prime the hole, and the real assfucking comes next year. This one is pretty bad (will absolutely lead to real term inflation--not the bullshit figures they put out, i mean you will literally be paying more for inelastic goods and consumables whilst they act like they fixed things somehow), but there's still far to fall.
>>486402863Pubic and reedy, try trimming it. It might clean up nicely.
Enter the middle east out your own front door
>Why do the odds decisively favor Trump in what appears to be a “coin flip” election?>a coin flip
>>486404375Fondly remember the 2000 Royal Rumble because I stayed up to watch it *live* on Channel 4.Can still picture Mae Youngs wrinkly old floppy granny tits.
>>486402613>2150lmao try 2060 at conservative estimates but based on recent arrival and birth numbers more like 2050.
>>486404617Sussex was oknot a pe(a)donot a faggotnot an incelthey got him for surehe probably went to workget to work wagies
>>486404571Can't fucking stand em mate. Poorfags watch a series of Rome and think they're Caesar himself. They'll be demanding vintage wine, next.When the cows start stomping on grapes, then we can talk.
>>486404262>intergenerational farming is finishedIt is. It’s time for Blackrock to take over and feed us
>>486404740when does that shitty circus election end?sick of it
>>486404207I read I'm supposed to spend 35 hrs a week looking for jobs that don't exist,I'm desperately trying to find any kind of job before applying for UC because I don't think I can take all their conditionality without strangling one of the fuckers.
>>486404791>BlackburnI, for one, think towns should be based around their etymologies.
>>486404718It's a neet beard. I'm not grooming it at all. The jobcentre will suspect I'm blagging them
>>486404644Highly inaccurate.>Boggy never turned up
>>486404327He is covered by the heritage loophole. Heritage land is exempt. Basically anyone with a girls and a country house doesn't pay it. No requirements to preserve or work the land.How the other half live eh?
>>486404864>strangle one of the fuckers>get comfy cell with based patriotic cell mates>better of than on UC.If we can get enough of us in the prison system, it will be US threatening the muzzie gangs.
>>4864028633/5 gunpowder barrels
>>486404898You just need dreadlocks or a long ponytail now m8 to complete the look
how many times can they tax poor tobacco smokers the governemnt are such greedy cunts desu
>>486404433min wage: £11.44Tesco's job: £12Bus Driver: £12.50Postman: £12literally every ordinary job is minimum wage or within a pound of it.
>>486404864It's fucking retarded. Should just send neetfags into a military unit in some far away shithole for a year to learn some skills, get fit, and develop confidence. Greenland, Falklands, Shetlands, Ascension. All places which could do with some warm bodies.
>>486402557Why does every famous nigger have a name that starts with Olu?"Tosin Abasi">Oluwatosin Ayoyinka Olumide Abasi"Seal">Seal Henry Olusegun Olumide Adeola Samuel"Tosin Adarabioyo">Abdul-Nasir Oluwatosin Oluwadoyinsolami Adarabioyo
>>486404471Could also get Cashback from both your credit card and cashback apps I bet.
>>486404864It's not that bad, eventually they'll learn you're a useless spacker and go easy on you
>>486404996Didnt know what loophole he used but they paid nowt last time.I guess heritage land is better than a donkey sanctuary.
>>486403224Taig O'Brian was actually the main culprit in Blair's immigration policy before Barbara Roche took over the role.Never forget what Hart - Celler did to the US immigration policy in 1965
>>486404571Wish I could find it.
>>486404740The unspoken part being that the coin has been clipped
>>486404924Sad little cowardly jeet scammer.
>>486405055We need to tax poor people more
>>486405333jewish hands typed this post
>>486405055smoke a pipehttps://www.smoke-king.co.uk/products/peterson-sweet-killarney-pipe-tobacco-50g-tin
>>486404791Damn is this accurate
>>486405437it's ok, I don't smoke much anymore but it's still upsetting to me
>>486405097I would like to be trained in the handling of firearms and explosives, I'd like the skills to defend my country,from the govt. and all these fucking wogs that keep arriving.
>>486405395What can poor people buy anyway?
>>486404864Get in with an agency that deals with temp work. You'll get parcel sorting at evri or something for the Xmas mess. It's shit but it's honest work and will get you through till Jan/Feb.
>>486405154Fucking with the goons at the UC is the best part of being a neet>please tell us what you have done to look for work"It was a bright sunny day as I left the house, whistling to myself happily as I skipped down the garden path. "hello, flowers" I sang in pure joy at being alive. "hello, ladybirds. Hello letterbox">35 pages later, arrives at first job interviewThey don't know how to handle someone who refuses to be ground down and treats everything as a joke.
>>486404712>remember that saying about never attributing to incompetence what should be contributed to malaceI was going to call you out on that bullshit but I realised you improved it
>>486402938>banned from using the toiletwhere did he poop and pee then
>>486405300I didn't meet anyone tho.Cus you didn't turn up.TeeheeBitch.
>>486405437You can smoke my pipe WAHEYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>486404712I still don't pay tax on a 1.3L diesel, even after all the government condemnation of them, wonder if I'll get hit with something. I wonder if the coming inflation spike will really drive home to many people that we are a truly poor country
>>486405065Bus Driver is probably best if I was going to wage.I'd be the only White male.And I drink a lot.But I have a valid driving license.Kemi Badenoch could probably drive a bus.
If we imported 8 billion people we’d have the worlds best economy
>>486404510The 15 minute timer has killed them.
>>486404644Anyone feeding this bit is a faggot of the highest order, this month's long wankfest only highlights how utterly brain dead "personalities" are on an anonymous forum
>>486405537tobacco, if you didnt also also have to pay 180% on top to help fund RNHS
>>486404864it's easy, just play along, arrive on time to all the meetings, apply for all the shit they suggest, you're not going to get a job anyway unless you do, it's a win win
stir fry for din dins tonight lads.
>>486405772We need more tobacco.
>>486405544there's next to nothing around this town, it's been turned into a dormitory town where all the mongs go to London each day for wage slavery,if I can't find work in the town any work outside of the town will eat up most of the money I earn in travelling expenses,these days working seems like a charitable gesture towards the already rich, like you're subsidising them.
>>486405692It certainly turned down the number of flags and memeflags boggy can use.But for me, the apple of his eye, p00m4n, I remain unaffected for my power level doesn't require samefagging.
>>486405556Or get on spacker bennies for 4x the money and never having to deal with them.
Why does the government keep us prisoner here. Wouldn't it be easier if they just let us based lads settle the south Georgia island
tobacco smokers should get free bupa as part of the budget
>>486405823Stir and fry what?
>>486403867from rural jockshire but live in london now going home is fucking depressing. > weather shite> there are no jobs > there is like one pub and one cafe with weird hours (always seems to be closed) > there's also a co-op and working there is considered prestigious > nothing ever happens, but really > all the people I knew growing up either moved away or got a council house via pregnancy before their mums kicked them out> very long nights in the winter (high latitude) giving almost everyone literal depression > rely on ferry service for everything and the ferries are shite > property vs incomes is about as bad as London as the buyers are all wankers like me with obscene SE England property gains it's essentially a retirement resort that gets some younger visitors during the summer, and there are some farmers about with lots of sheep and cattle
>>486405589>braindead techlet pajeet scammer from mumbai can't turn up for a scrapShocker
>>486405878Deez nuts
>>486405849Fuck off
>>486405912Nobody ever responds to a /scrappost/. It's why I'm the undisputed master /scrapper/ on here.
>>486405903I am a fellow scot
>>486405654for me, the nearest bus depot is 10 miles away in one direction and 20 miles away in the other,it seems insane that I'd have to do some commute to be a bus driver,
The funniest part about working is when my wagefriend takes up overtime and gives himself more tax
it's shit
>neet island
>>486405842>like you're subsidising themhaha, that's antisemitic.Good job you're not an MP, just think, you would have 2 houses paid for by the goy, and get to place bets on political events with no consequences.
>>486405133I did this when I was on my arse and waiting to sell my place in London, when I sold in 18 I cleared all my debt, kind of wish I'd just debt maxxed on bitcoin and fucked them off
>>486405865Labour are in now, chummy. Soon, spacker bennies will be exclusively for the chosen people of peaceful stabbings.
>>486406027I enjoy leap years such as this year when salaried fools work a day for free.
Starmer said on 12th September:>“The NHS is at a fork in the road and we have a choice about how it should meet those demands. Don’t act and leave it to die, raise taxes on working people or reform to secure its future […] we have to fix the plumbing before turning on the taps. So hear me when I say this. No more money without reform.Today, Reeves has announced a £22.6 billion increase in day-to-day NHS spending. More than the“black-hole” Labour claim they inherited.
>>486403304Fun factThe Israeli's were arming the RA before they dumped them for Gaddafi.
>>486405786I'm getting too old for this shit, I'm uncomfortably close to 60, the last time I exposed myself to the DWP they turned me into a nervous wreck.
>>486406187 Just 22 billion more I swear it will work this time just give me 22 billion
>>486405842When I first moved back to UK after diborce I drove 20m to an evri sorting office and 20m home every day just to get some cash. That's miles, not minutes. In a 25yo 1.1 fiesta. Managed to save enough over Xmas for a deposit and month up front on a flat while staying with my grandparents. Probably couldn't do it now with all the prices gone up. That was dec 2016. By January 2017 I had a full time proper job. Different times.
The browner it gets the worse life is. Fact!
>>486405786>it's easyIt's not it's pathetic. Being a grown man and having to pander to some cunt and being treated like a kid for a few measly pennies.
>>486405131Well, three I guess.
>>486406018Best bet it to get an immigrunt pregnant and move to London, she will get council housing
>>486403224>Iraq lawyer Phil Shiner struck off over misconduct>https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-38841544what a cunt
>>486406460Is berthomond in?
>>486406383vgh aryantina
>>486406187this is just pouring money into the black hole of outsourced and privatised NHS services, it doesn't matter how much money you put into the NHS if it's constantly being scammed by shysters.
If GDP dropped by 25% that would be a "catastophe"but that would only take us back to the GDP of 2008so why wasn't life in 2008 considered catastrophicexplain that
>>486405903Aye. Londoners are killing Scotland. Selling a scabby brutalist flag in Peckham for £500k. Coming up here and buying a massive house and looking down their nose at everyone.Then they start with the glamping pods.....Cunts.
>>486406543>>486405912
>>486402351TDLR on the budget?
>>486406594You mean vishpoo the pakistani paedophile?
>>486402776You are not factoring in immigration or emigration. Saving £20 a month to spend £80 a month due to incoming inflation is a scam and you losers are falling for it. The middle classes with unaffordable second homes which are not selling at current prices will be fucked with stamp duty increases if they sell at all and the only buyers will be non whites to further the immigration and rental scams.
>>486406618Companies worse affected
>>486404864get a job in a prison, it's so easy to get and above average pay.
>>486405875Torturing white people seems to be the endgame
>>486406684Pray tell, who works for these companies
>>486406356you can't find cheap old bangers anymore, all the clunkers have been scrapped, to get a car you need to spend thousands, then fuck knows how much petrol is these days,I got rid of my car before covid and now I'm really wondering if I'll ever be able to afford to run one again.
>>486404864No-one checks it, as long as you apply for like 5 or 10 a week on indeed they'll be fine, they can't do much it's impossible to even spend 10 hours a week if you're not in London
>>486403612>this used to be mesamebut also feel like politics is shoved in our faces much more these daysespecially as it gets more inane and puerile
>>486406079They should build an exclusive to MPs hotel/apartment complex london. They get to use it for free while an MP. They milk the fuck out of the second home shit. And scrap subsidised food and drink in the commons. Cunts eating 5* a la carte for cafeteria money. On expenses. Cunts.
Guarantee there's loads of fellas sending him willy pics
>>486406841They could all live in Westminster. It's got more than enough rooms to house them all.
>>486405650>I wonder if the coming inflation spike will really drive home to many people that we are a truly poor countryIt's possible. Anecdotally, quite a few of the people I know IRL have expressed desire to get out of the UK after the riots happened (not because they were anti riot or anything, just seemed to shock them awake on how shit things are and how the government really doesn't give a fuck if they live or die).I think there's at least some subset of people who are genuinely incapable of accepting or comprehending just how bad things have gotten here economically, though. The kind of people who just show up to their shitty retail job while everything gets worse around them, they get paid less in exchange for more work in worse conditions, and never think to make a change. I think while some people are definitely realising now how fucked things are, this country as a whole is sleepwalking into the sea due to having an excess of people in the latter category (and importing millions who just don't know any better).
>>486406301me too but we're reaching unemployable age anyway, I got on a course and they're so useless any way, apply for this job but we have to sort your cv but we can't anyway but let so and so have a look by the time it's done it'll be too late, then get ill and get some time off, do restart, more of the same but occasional free crisps and sandwiches and they pay your travel>>486406420they are the ones who are pathetic, they need us or they don't have a job, we are a commodity, get referred to restart, they get paid, go on a course the course gets paid, it's all just a circular pile of garbiage but what else are you going to do
What happened with the budget lads? Are bennymongs on the chopping block? Are they still giving out bennies for menthol elf spackers?
>>486406569what they're trying to say is that the financial system (aka Ponzi scheme) will collapse if the holy GDP doesn't increase every year,
>>486406734Wagies
>>486406301>the last time I exposed myself to the DWPIsn't your lad a bit underwhelming for that at your age?
>>486406684Small & Medium companies worst affected.The white middle classes are done.
what we saying is this budget woke or what?
Just woke up. What does the budget mean for me as a chortlejak?
>>486405181>donkey sanctuary.big money them. People would rather sponsor a donkey than African.
>>486406618Oh wait, I found it:>Cx confirms budget to raise £40bn in taxes in total>National Living Wage to rise by 6.7% to £12.21 an hour>No rises to employee NI, VAT, or income tax>Employers NI rate to be increased by 1.2% to 15%. Secondary threshold reduced from £9,100 to £5,000, raising £25bn/yr>Employment allowance raised from £5,000 to £10,500. Cx claims that 865k employers won't pay any NI at all as a result>VAT on private school fees from January 2025. Business rates relief removes from private schools from April 2025. Cx says measures will raise over £9bn>"Covid Corruption Commissioner" to be appointed shortly to recover public money>Inherited pensions brought into inheritance tax from April 2027>£3bn/yr for supporting Ukraine "for as long as it takes">From April 2026, the first £1 million of combined business and agricultural assets will continue to attract no inheritance tax at all, but for assets over £1 million, inheritance tax will apply with 50% relief, at an effective rate of 20%.
>>486406893You know what we have to do right. Send him a collage of all of our willies.
>>486407025Chortlejak, the company you work for will lay you off
>>486405842There is no point in working low wage jobs unless it's necessary. If you can neet instead or stay in education it's best. It's deplorable what has happened to civilisation. It is hardly different to medieval feudalism except with central heating and flats reen tv's.I'm pursuing a degree and applying for pip, likely with high chance of success due to diagnosed psychiatric disorders. It will be neet until I finish the degree. I cannot handle soul crushing demeaning slavery anymore. I don't know how people do it honestly.
>>486406490That's low. Even for me and I can be grubby.
>>48640702510% on vapes in 2026
>>486407093kek nah aha
>>486406560>shystersYou mean shareholders of which all politicians are. Tax in, scrape off the top. Into the shares portfolio managed by your financial advisor so there's no conflict of interest.I fucking hate them.
>>486405556>Fucking with the goons at the UC is the best part of being a neetI care for my Mum, I'm on UC and get £400 and something a month, I fail to see how anyone could consider this to be a good life.
>>486407240They can't raise minimum chortling wage by 100%.
>>486406893He got sent to Belmarsh for contempt?A bit fucking much.
>>486407089>>£3bn/yr for supporting Ukraine "for as long as it takes"obviously it's basically over and they know it so this is some sort of subterfuge, ukgov guaranteed billions in loans from the world bank, investors are going to see massive losses, that money isn't going to get spent on more hardware
Vindaloo on the way
>>486407341let me guessyou "need" more
>>486406915>stafflineAbsolute scum agency, disguised as one of the more professional and established. Agencies are all the same. Abundance of people on the books. Ready to fuck you over on a dime. Got a pay discrepancy? Your shifts all cancelled. Babatunde now has your shifts instead.Agencies are a leech on society. It's worst in NHS where agency is getting paid more than twice in some cases. Bleeding the NHS dry and all the staff around certain areas only work agency so the hospital has no choice.
>>486405912We all saw I was there. Even gave you an address to come to.>NothingPussyole
whats the phenomenon of like an obvious middle aged terminally online nonce that posts on twitter 50 times a day, yet has a link to their bluesky socials in bio. EU flags or Ukraine flags in bio, some random stuff about Fuck Torys. Absolutely engrained in whatever the most mundane dogshit britbong party political drama is. Spams shit about anti-vaxxers. Mass replies to people with gifs from like 1970s UK tv shows that nobody gets references of anymore. Calls people gammons, racists etc. and has the most outdated neoliberal takes imaginable because their brain still thinks we have 1980s demographics and that they all integrate and are British despite their eyes showing them its utterly wogged beyond comprehension.
>>486407099I hope to work pt and earn just under the taxable threshold because I don't want to work for gov.uk 2 days of the week, I'm lucky that I have a place though
>>486407367Gives off the feeling they're hoping he has some sort of "accident" inside doesn't it.
>>486403027I've got a bag of haribo tangfastics, so I'm alright
>>486406652Loool >Latching onto Barty's cope posting. A new low. Even for you When you stop being useful to him he'll be going after you too. Retard.
>>486407561beta male brainhighest chance of survival is ingratiating themselves with the prevailing system of powerif it were the middle ages they would be witch hunters and inquisitors
I assemble my own vape juice from concentrate, will I be affected?
>>486407162This is the absolute state of our country.We are probably better off moving to Australia.
>>48640235115m up
>>486407655It does. I thought it was only for high risk offenders. Terrorists and serial killers.
>>486406778I also got rid of my car during COVID. Still can get something on auto trader for a grand or under. I need a van though. The insurance with no no claims is what's stopping me ATM. I'm cheaper paying a man and van when needed but I want to scale up my business so have to bite the bullet soon. Beater van that's ntb will be £5k. Insurance about the same. Robbing cunts.
>>486407797You only realized this now?
>>486406907It's not really the bottom feeders, it's the cozy middle managers, upper working class types. Their bullshit overpaid job brought them up a few classes to just below middle class, so they've got it way better than they used to. So take a little from them and they're still winning, therefore society is still great!It depends where people started. Those bullshit middle manager jobs, like agency jobs, is the deano class in a nutshell. They live a total fantasy. Middle class feel the pinch. It hasn't gutted them yet, but most people know things are spiralling.
>>486406811Just tell them you're a slow typer?
>>486407561Redditboomers
>>486407541>We all saw I was thereThe irony of this statement lmao.You never turned up, you're a pajeet scammer that posts CP online and lives with his parents kek.Let's set a new date then? No? Why not? You won't turn up? Unsurprising.
>>486407787>Assemble my ownValue added.Vat payable on your own work.HMRC are going to absolutely ream out out. Rip
>>486406893Seriously considering sending him the most spiteful of shit posts every week. Need a non scammy printer first tho.
>>486407857depending on your situation you might be able to get away with a "camper", if you can find one that's easy to pull all the garbage out of and just use as a van, insurance is way cheaper
https://www.immigrationboards.com/viewforum.php?f=38&start=50
>>486407855In the governments eyes he's just as bad as a terrorist, probably worse actually.Apparently he's been put in solitary for his own safety.
>>486407561btw here is an example in the wild for referencehttps://x.com/DavideLeDingue
>>486407986Pussy lmao
>>486407960you've been done
>>486408059
>>486406893send him a copy of that book by an austrian painter that got sent to prison
>>486406915would actually like doing that or border force.
>>486407574>ptPersonal training? Maybe it'll work for you. But it's a foul industry. Full of utterly worthless people, pt's are mostly worthless conmen. They don't give a fuck about anyone but themselves, they have little integrity. It's grating to be around.Clients flock to them because people's judgement is atrocious. A PT with integrity is rare but if people understand that they are generally loyal. But really it's holding someones hand through exercise and they're paying for you to be their mate for an hour. I have no respect for PT's.
>>486406208Truly our greatest ally
>>486408153>won't turn upGuess it happens when you're a brown paedophile that posts CP on discord.
>>486408105>>486407561I call them Richards
>>486408177Border force is for bames sorry. Wanna cool job like be a coast guard? Sorry not bame enough
>>486408177>border forceFull of lefties and 'Adrian's' these days.
>>486406901Look at what they pay. This is top quality food. The best steaks, freshest fish etc. They're getting a top quality steak dinner served to them in a nice restaurant for the price of a McDonald's. Then put it on an expense account we pay for and use the rest to drink £6 cocktails. (Proper ones) And high end spirits for pennies.Fucking hate them.
Someone with a twatter account send this to rNige
>>486406893Send him a cheeky baggy
>>486408232personal trainer, hadn't thought about it but now that you mention it I could personally train people to shitpost and roll biftas
>>486408059This is why I don't work.
>>486407561how old is middle-aged in brit/pol/s opinion? For a man?
>>486406945Bennies went up. Now we wait for the conditions that will be coming later to 'help' (force) people back into work
>>48640845627 m8
>>486408368Lucky cunts
>>486408368They're not even a legal government. They know it, so they don't care.
>>486408300coast guard are scum, they just import BAMES>>486406915Can I get a posting in a womens prison and have them use me as a human dildo?
>>48640845640
>>486408409I don't get it. They made the £2 bus tickets a 3 pounder, but they want me to celebrating them removing 1p from ale??
>>486408416Absolute mong industry lad, if you can think elsewhere. Engineering, stem etc. Wish I came to that conclusion at 18.
>>486408592> but they want me to celebrating themAlri british person?
>>486407089tldr - wogs get more money redistributed from anyone that is productive
>>486407561>neoliberalreeee, those people are just a variety of commies
>>486405065It's awful isn't it? No wonder everyone is fleeing for better opportunities, I would if I could. You can't even get those jobs now because the foreign invasion of military age males is flooding the market and they are working for half the pay. A lot of jobs don't even exist and are made on websites just for quota reasons.>>486404396Exempt from everything, just like the government.The crown are all modern German pretenders anyway, the actual monarchy ended in 1788 with the death of Charles III(the real one).
>>486408579ffs
>>486407530I know a nurse. Worked on triage a&e. Specialist role. Decided she wanted to go travelling. Quit. Went back as agency for a year doing her old job on 3x the money. Went round the world for a year off it. Came back. Got her job back on NHS payPeople wonder why it's a mess? They're all at it.
>>486408155Imagine.All the indigenous natives want to leave.And all the forrens want to come.It's a fermi paradox.
>>486403590> Might have a curry tonight to celebrate surviving the budgetCook it yoursen - don’t give money to fuzzywuzzies. Stop supporting the invaders.
Only thing with prosperity it seems is space exploration and that's solely down to Elon Musk. Nasa's biggest program to get people on the moon is literally to get the first black woman on the moon, not even joking.Colonising Mars is so ambitious but Musk is so arrogant that he's the only one who could right now.
>real britons
>>486408911One of the most important things for any interplanetary colonist settlement would be to sever any connection with Earth as soon as it's viable, they wouldn't want a normal capable colony to grow so they'll pozz it from the ground up with all the latest insanities as a petri dish.
>>486408048Will look into it, cheers.
>>486408960Entire site is just foreigns committing fraud
>>486406929if no one wants to employ people our age, why did they extend the retirement age?
>>486408894Yep, and particularly bame staff will move around the country living in shitty 600 quid a month rooms chasing those agency roles. Some come and go. I wonder how much goes straight back to nigeria or whatever other shithole.NHS is adult daycare anyway. It's built for the staff not the patients. But it's still awful for both.
>>486402351how much should I be paying for prescription glasses lads
>Bojo lies about a cakehe should stand down!>Starmer lies about a terrorist......
>>486409231nothing
>World Health Organization (WHO) chiefs have warned that tuberculosis is now the 'the leading infectious disease killer', with a record 8.2million cases last year.>Known as consumption during the Victorian era, officials warn the early stages of disease resemble a cold or flu, but it can kill up one in six people it infects.>The WHO said the surge meant that tuberculosis became 'the leading infectious disease killer in 2023, surpassing Covid-19.'>While global cases have soared, the number of deaths from the disease recorded by the WHO actually fell from 1.32 million in 2022 to 1.25 million in 2023.>However, given tuberculosis can take years to kill, the true impact of the newly recorded rise is likely not to be felt until some time in the future. >WHO director-general Dr Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus said: 'The fact that TB [tuberculosis] still kills and sickens so many people is an outrage, when we have the tools to prevent it, detect it and treat it.' >Cases are also on the rise in Britain. The latest data shows cases for 2024 are up seven per cent on last year, on the back of boom year for the diseasestop importing bames then ffs
>>486409007>pub ownerthose poor fuckers have been shafted since the smoking ban. Used to love having a fag in the pub, and at work, I worked in a factory at the time and you used to be allowed to smoke at your machine. You weren't allowed to smoke in the office though, so the officefags always had some excuse to come down and talk to one of us so they could have a smoke
>>486408628I'm too old for that shit now>>486409107when they bring in conscription they don't want to look like cunts for calling up "retired" white people, start getting fit mate if you want to survive for more than a day in ukraine or iran
>>486409231Depends if you need the extras. £150 average. I try to look for 2for1 deals or 50% off. Thinking of getting laser eye surgery though tbqh
>>486409299>stop importing bames then ffsInstructions unclear, BAMES now form a majority in Britain
>>486408456After 45 your body slows down. It sucks.
>>486409377>60 year old on the front linesIt's so over at that point I can't lie
>>486402863It would blow away in the wind
>>48640845624
>>486409071Story as old as time. Even on a personal level you see as someone detaches themselves from others, they are brought back down at all costs.Elysium is a good film, ironic though. It's angled at le evil elite class who live in a terraformed satellite in space feeding off industrial earth but when they're given access to elysium they fucking destroy it. The working class, drivable 70% of humans are just worthless and at best can maintain their own existence. The weight of civilisation is crippling humanity. But le epic capitalism means it's an advantage to some to have billions of mouths to feed.
>>486407099I kinda gave up a few years ago and have been hiding just off the edge of their radatr, but they've zero'd in on me and are about to start making my life hell,I wouldn't mind if there was work about, I can turn my hand to most things, the trouble is I'm getting on and can't do physical jobs 40hrs a week like I did when I was younger,what I really object to is being blamed for the the state of the economy, I didn't Thatcherise the fuck out of everything, I didn't deindustrialise the country, I didn't let wogs flood in from abroad,but somehow it's all my fault because I'm not doing some no existent job.
I just watched this comedic gold> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11T09wCtwdwOne thing people never address is that Black people will never ever be Swedes, they will never ever be Irish, English, French or any other nationalities that they try and claim because they have a passport.Multiculturalism isn't about integration, because integration is impossible.Multiculturalism is simply about the Succession of territory to another group of people, which is marketed as progressive and enriching, and the people coming in are usually Black.This is what multiculturalism is, the repossession of your heritage, land and people and the monetisation of the importation of negros.If you have not figured out why, then you have not been paying attention.
>>486409486Only really want a walrus anyway. Gonna see how long it actually grows to and see what my terminal length is
>>486409672Ive got a job for you
>>486409672You didn't say anything about locking us down for two years hmmm!
>>486407665you can afford to buy bags of sweets?are you rich or something?!
>>486402863you ever heard of barber blimey ?
>>486409388depends if he means lenses or the glassesi'd pay extral for the lenses to make them thinneror for bifocalsbut the frame is a conthere's no difference between a £150 frame and a £20 frame
so does my wage go down then stonks
>>486402760top kek
>he didn't bake
Is serb back?GOD ive missed that little nigger
>>486409961Yeah
>>486409672and of course the reality that most people are getting poorer and that their "disposable" income is drying up means that there will be knock on effects, businesses will find it harder and harder, employees will be shed, vacancies will fall
>>486409617Elyisum doesn't make any sense, the world is a sprawling favela, super high population...yet nobody does anything productive, and those that do work aren't replaced by the plentiful robots. Healthcare is bad, but not bad enough to retard their obscene reproduction, yet there are super high tech health machines that the rich are just keeping for themselves, for some reason. They require no resources to run, no extra power, they just heal you immediately and the rich are just being heckin chuds for no reason. Also the station is delightfully multiracial because of course it is. Delacourt did nothing wrong and should have glassed whole areas of the planet into compliance.Had some ok fight scenes though
>>486410099who the FUCK am I paying for
>>486410062he uses a bong flag now
>>486410108We got a genius here everybody
>>486410166See>>486409091
>>486410127elysium = whitesearth = browns
The government will just finally admit money is fake and gay and give us UBI anyway
>>486409377watching vids of people my age being dragged into vans and sent off to die at the front in the Ukraine has to be the most depressing thing I've ever seen,https://uadraftmuseum.ch/
Thinking about upgrading from windows 7 lads.
>>486410277there's gonna be seethe from me 2nite
>>486410388Is that before they turned it into spastic tiles in the menu?
>>486410388Double glazing like?
>>486410190I should start reading more bong posts
>>486410108it's called discretionary spending compression, all the pubs close because no one can afford to go for a pint, that sort of thing,the country is in a death spiral because the people in charge have their well paid heads up their arses.
>>486410497Yep. That was win 8. I've been dodging it but I fear the time may have come.
New>>486410709>>486410709
>>486410623it's as if they get a whiff of a business profiting by providing entertainment and they have to invent a new tax to destroy it.
>doubling excise duty on ALL but the "most efficient" petrol engine to encourage EV useWho thought this was a good idea?
>>486410623>discretionary spending compressionclever clogs
>>486410211I have a phd in the bleeding obvious, kneel before me
>>486410388get Windows 10,then use Classic Windows Shell to turn it back into Windows 7,http://classicshell.net/my Win 10 setup is as close to Win XP as I can get it, all the system_32 stuff is hidden in Win 10, you just need to activate it.
>>486410108>>486410623It's also the reason why you get scum asking for free school meals and the like, they can afford food for their kids but they don't want to forgo their own consumption therefore try to socialise the costs onto the taxpayer
>>486410750someone who has no knowledge of maths, physics or any scientific grounding at all,likely some mong with a degree in PPE
>>486403053You know those 'million jobs' the government said they couldn't fill. Well, basically they've all vanished. On the plus side we don't need any more immigrants
>>486403144They're going to raise 40 billion taxing teenagers and faggots. I'm not sure they've thought this through
>>486410750not to disagree but why is it bad, is it just becasue it will make lower end cars more expensive?
>>486411369>They're going to raise 40 billion taxing teenagers and faggots.it's only an extra grand and a half per household though, literally chicken scratch
>>486411369Someone was enjoying themselves slightly so that had to be stopped
>>486405097Military medical requirements are a joke. Google JSP-950.Capita now runs the army and air force recruitment and its private insurance workers that judge you based on genetic factors and training investment risk(I am not trolling). The navy quietly took back control last year and all medical checks are in house now by their doctors at the CPC during recruitment who will sit with you and go through your entire medical history on a case by case basis. Not a coincidence recruitment went up after a 28% drop under Capita.Most people in this situation won't be fit enough for service anyway and mental health restrictions is brutal. The actual guideline states only ONE major depressive episode is allowed on your medical record and it cannot last more than 12 months and any drugs for it cannot last for more than six months(not counting an additional six months of slowly removing them from your system). Depressive episodes that occur after the death of a close family member i.e parent, through extreme stress(unemployment,homelessness etc) should not be counted against a candidate. However recurrence of major episodes or prescriptions occassionally for the condition(s) will preclude service. Any more and you are immediately PMU'ed(permanently medically unfit) across the entire military forever. However if you're already in the forces, you have unlimited help. The privilege of being in the gang.The list is enormous. The standards are far too high when they have such a critical shortage of manpower as it is.
>>486411371That and still not enough infrastructure for EV use
>>486411609true actually, also you still have to wait like 30-40 minutes to charge a EV car right? takes 60 seconds to fill up a petrol engine
>>486407960>H..he didn't turn up>Haha he turned up with a plastic knife.Inconsistent cope.Pick one boggy.
>>486409446Genetic discoveries revealed this year after decades of studies show almost overnight changes to your inner workings at age 44 and age 64. The risk of serious problems now rises exponentially.Indicating these are the ages when all past choices finally catch up with you.>>486408456Most people say 45. Others say 40.Personally I'd say 50 if you keep fit but you do start to slow down considerably after 35 and its a lot more noticeable in your 40's.For women though it's literally 30 for sexual value reasons.
>>486411609that's the point, no car for you
>>486404740He either wins or not so 50/50 :^)
