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>THE BUDGET

https://news.sky.com/story/budget-latest-rachel-reeves-updates-live-12593360

>Other news

https://news.sky.com/uk
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Is this the great depression?
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>>486410770
I’m fucking depressed.
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>>486410875
Do you want a job?
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Thoughts on Homeland party?
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kek
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>>486410921
Yes.
Got made redundant.
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>>486410973
I have no thoughts.
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>>486411044
Window cleaning
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>>486411076
I’d take anything right now.
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>>486411166
>I’d take anything right now.
That's the spirit. Send more boats!!!
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>>486410770
The moustache fits.
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pay more tax
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Hate the smell of weed desu
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>>486410770
it's been a depression since the GFC in 2008/9,

it just keeps getting worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZwMVMbmQBug
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>>486411044
What's your dei qualification?
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Never thought I'd say it, but I'm starting to miss the little poo
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>Job: Unemployed
>Income: £33,000 in benefits

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwyv8y68e25o


Why is this allowed?
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should I illegally migrate to America?
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>>486410709
What does the Nietzsche 'stache have to do with that?
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Which class are you in?

Upper class - Pros: Don't have to work, large property, invisible to the plebs. Cons: Have to maintain large property, little income

Upper middle class - Pros: Lots of disposable cash, government loves you. Cons: Plebs hate you and want you taxed to death. Could lose it all in a bad economy

Lower middle class - Pros: None. Cons: Long working hours

Working class - Pros: Plebs love you, government is scared of you. Cons: Long working hours

Lower class - Pros: Don't have to work. Cons: Everybody hates you, little income.
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>>486411479
disgusting
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>>486411503
Hypothetically someone could just take a bus from canada and live in a sanctuary state
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>>486411044
At least ur just unlucky, I quit a well paid job to work a seasonal role for fun and now the job market is fucked and I'm struggling to get anything rn and everyone my age/went to school with has been employed for like 4 years by now
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>>486411502
Get out and catch her being able to do stuff. Properly fuck up her day.
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>>486411516
The walrus moustache is the Anglo-saxon look
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>>486411479
Cringe
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>>486411502
>Got a mortgage on £22k
Bullshit
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>>486411502
>that causes their joints
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>>486411570
Self employed whilst being a Bennie spackers. Best of both worlds.
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>>486411821
Cash in hand
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>>486411500
I miss the Boris bantz.
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When is AI going to take literally everyone's job anyway? Can't fucking wait tbqhwy. The more fucked up and dystopian it gets here the better
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>>486411915
I dont see AI being a plumber soon
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>>486410973
I like some of their policies and their nationalism isn't tainted with socialism which is good. however, with current state of politics, they'll get slaughtered if they touch or talk about certain issues regarding NHS, DEI, Covid-19 jabs, Ukraine or climatards; they certainly have right idea about migrants.

I'd like UKIPs idea of deportation; holding the illegal migrants and making a proper border guard so they can be sent back home.
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>>486411502
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>>486411875
Nope. You can keep lwcra and pip while starting a business for a few years until you get going.
Play the system. The big boys all get subsidised, why not me?
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>10% duty hike on hand-rolling tobacco

it's not fair.... why do they pick on us lads?
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What's for din dins lads?
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>>486411915
AI = An indian?
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>>486411638
Doesn't work if ur white
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>>486411044
Horrible term, isn't it. Imagine being redundant. You're not needed. No-one wants you. There's no point to your existence. You've been replaced.
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>>486411500
He warned us.
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>>486412189
Are you hispanic white?
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>>486412097
chicken chips and potato salad
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>>486405097
Military medical requirements are a joke. Google JSP-950.
Capita now runs the army and air force recruitment and its private insurance workers that judge you based on genetic factors and training investment risk(I am not trolling). The navy quietly took back control last year and all medical checks are in house now by their doctors at the CPC during recruitment who will sit with you and go through your entire medical history on a case by case basis. Not a coincidence recruitment went up after a 28% drop under Capita.

Most people in this situation won't be fit enough for service anyway and mental health restrictions is brutal. The actual guideline states only ONE major depressive episode is allowed on your medical record and it cannot last more than 12 months and any drugs for it cannot last for more than six months(not counting an additional six months of slowly removing them from your system). Depressive episodes that occur after the death of a close family member i.e parent, through extreme stress(unemployment,homelessness etc) should not be counted against a candidate. However recurrence of major episodes or prescriptions occassionally for the condition(s) will preclude service.


Any more and you are immediately PMU'ed(permanently medically unfit) across the entire military forever. However if you're already in the forces, you have unlimited help. The privilege of being in the gang.

The list is enormous. The standards are far too high when they have such a critical shortage of manpower as it is.
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>>486412097
Whole Chicken in the oven, rice and lettuce. I won't eat all the chicken today but I need those GAINS
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>>486412233
I'm the whitest individual in the United Kingdom
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>>486412286
Ok?
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>>486412254
Do you know any more about the Royal Navy dropping Capita? I've had issues with the Army
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>>486412325
Jealous?
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>£2,600 per month on childcare
Why wouldn't you just marry a suitable husband?
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>>486412097
I had vindaloo, chips, pilau rice, onion bhajis and poppadoms
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How's the budget gonna affect me lads? I earn 50k, missus the same.
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>>486412254
I'm glad the UK Govt. can't raise a military because currently they're desperate to get involved in a pointless and futile war,

I'm happy to fight for my country, but that involves defending it from the people wrecking it, mainly the fucking govt.
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>>486412510
>someone is paying a bame £150k
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>>486410709
based Nietzsche stasch
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>>486412601
She must do good suck jobs
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>>486410921
rim or blow?
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to the anon that said he hopes I failed my driving theory test

I PAAAAAAAAAAAASSED
GOT ME THEORY TEST WAHEYYYYY

>49/50 for the questions
>72/75 hazard perception
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>>486412019
Is it actually the same person?
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>>486412727
Spastic. Now you've got to do the hard bit, the practical. You'll probably do really good then when you go to pull in at the end someone will cut you up and cause you to fail. Good luck
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>>486411894
Lying about a cake is far more serious than lying about a terrorist
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>>486412908
worst part is I should have done this in march of 2020, I literally did all my lessons and had the practical booked then the fucking government shut the everything down and I couldn't
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>>486412387
>I've had issues with the Army
Are you actually applying for the army? lmaoooooooo
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>>486411894
shalom rabbi, but have you considered Angela Rayner's super massive vagina
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mate just asked if peas go with bangers and mash on the group whatsapp
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>>486413125
Holy kek imagine joining the army in 2024 Britain. Must want to commit sudoku but pretend he went honourably
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>>486408368
>those prices despite enormous salaries,expenses,investment fund help for maximum profit and regular financial "gifts".
>all highest quality stuff
>Their constituents are all struggling
I fucking DESPISE these vermin.

Just going to drop this here by the way. These figures are pre election... the numbers have now reset.
They are also *all* on £162,772 per year + expenses due to being cabinet members(it's £71k increase on the the base MP salary) now with Starmer on £181,935 + expenses. It's far higher than public accounts aswell. They also have an excellent civil service pension, private investment fund advice and legal privilege where its unlikely any will ever be prosecuted for crimes not matter how much they claim "fair policing".


These "donations" will increase dramatically now they are in office.
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Lads! Who the fuck is this little hottie?
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>>486413193
Is he the most vile PM you ever had?
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>>486413229
fucking spastic he needs a right banging and mashing
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>>486413076
I'm only joking, you'll be alright, don't overthink it. Know at roundabouts that you're looking for a gap that usually happens when a car on the opposite side blocks the car to your right and that's the window. Don't hesitate too much and make progress throughout to show you're competent. Yeah covid fucked a lot of things up
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>>486413265
My wife
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Why did the UK stop producing men like this?
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>>486413265
Garam masala
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>>486413292
we are reaching levels of vile that only semites can truly appreciate
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>>486413076
are there still like year long waits for tests?
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Couple of lads got made redundant this week so the company can cover our pay rises in January and the increase to employer NI contributions. Brilliant stuff from Labour.
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>>486413193
>have you considered Angela Rayner's super massive vagina
recon i could squat in there when i lose me job?
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>>486413360
UK produces this now
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>>486413306
bit seething desu, haven't been in a car since I was on my ex's insurance and if I get in the car soon and I dont know anything I'll have wasted all that money back then
>>486413464
fucking probably, I'm hoping it would have levelled off somewhat but with shoe horning in several million wogs maybe not
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>family decided to order a curry take away for 3
>overheard something about it costing over 40 quid (we're not even in a city)
ffs, why do they do this to themselves?
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Christcucks are worse Jews desu
https://x.com/NotFarLeftAtAll/status/1851643398572171748
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>>486413125
I wanted to join SAS but they rejected me due to wisdom tooth
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>>486413612
£13 isn't a lot,
https://www.gov.uk/universal-credit/how-to-claim
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>>486413360
everyone forgot how to play the white man somewhere around 1997
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>>486413249
hard to quantify how much Lord Alli gave them
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>>486413417
Vile but not Boris vile
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I wanted to join the Royal Marines but they said I was too based
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>>486413612
Tesco curries are like £5 and are much better than a bland £12 korma from a takeaway.
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He just can't stop losing. Every fucking thread. Kek
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>>486413554
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>>486413636
yeah clearly you lack wisdom
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>>486410832
Good lads.
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>>486413612
I rarely order slop now it's not worth it. Restaurant slop is usually mid af too. If you order Chinese every item is over a tenner, waste of money.
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>>486413826
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>>486413721
I bow to your greater knowledge of vileness
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We couldn't share pictures of the marches because the feminists complained about men sexualizing them

Ergo all the marches public relations was done by cnn camera men

Vandalism they filmed
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>>486412232
And the tories never once put up any taxes in their 14 years?
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>>486413714
absolutely mad that even with the training manual they found they kept using his child images to raise sympathy?? I just cant understand it, theres at least 1 image (mugshot) why not use that
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>>486413702
zio homosexual 112 IQ sodomites - is this what being British means now?
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>>486413762
Let's try again.

He just can't stop losing. Every fucking thread. Kek
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>>486413605
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Who the FUCK am I paying for????
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>>486414027
J E W S
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>>486413737
Growing up I wanted to join the Luftwaffe or the 6th Army of the Wehrmacht
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>>486413886
>>486414088
Here you go foureyes
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>>486414093
Do you think he swallows?
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>>486414098
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>>486413737
I wanted to join the army once, got as far as being accepted into the 4th Battalion. The Dukes of Lancaster's Regiment in A company but I got flagged for autism and because it was covid they fucked me over already with the nhs certificates waiting time and adding that on made me lose interest ultimately. Fucking capita were useless too, why do they even bother using them is beyond me.
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No woman will EVER look at me like this. How does he do it?
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>>486414098
You get what you pay for.
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>>486414273
Why would anyone want to join the Brit army in 2024?
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>>486414098
>Who the FUCK am I paying for????
You were paying for boatwogs
Now youre paying for boatwogs + an extra 70 billion for expanding govt departments that do nothing.
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>>486414233
Eww
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>>486414202
>6th Army of the Wehrmacht
ffs, out of all the wehrmacht armies you picked the one that had only 5000 survivors? kek, out of 310,000 soldiers.
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>>486414353
Just get billions of pounds stupid.
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>>486414233
Unlike kikes, i don't think about men sucking off other men
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>>486414273
That's sad, but I guessed it worked out in the end.
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Nigger
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can't wait for the american election to happen
and for nothing to happen
or change
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>>486414419
this was back in 2020 and I had done one year of university of my stem degree, thought I might jump ship but the process took too long so I just continued doing uni, then I did a masters and now here I am. Ultimately a retarded idea, in hindsight probably for the best it never happened, wouldn't do it now but back then I was 19 and retarded.
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>>486414450
The 6th Army was full of the bravest and most feared Men in the Wehrmacht. Countless Aryan Men in the 6th Army were captured and worked like slaves in kike gulags.
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https://nitter.poast.org/EsheruKwaku/status/1851667319036014807#m
>I’m going to say this I don’t care who it offends. Robert Jenrick and Kemi Badenoch, appeal mostly to racists and white nationalists. I’m happy to be proven wrong.
lmao this bloke's such a fucking mong
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>>486414557
TRUST THE PLAN
Q
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Faggot
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>>486414567
You missed out on the chance to die for israel.
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>>486414747
WWG1WGA
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What do Tory party members see in Badenoch?
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>>486414686
>Badenoch, appeal mostly to racists and white nationalists.
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I actually wanted to join the Royal marines when I was 17, my dad wouldn't sign the papers so I got my mental mum to sign them, I was also working cash in hand for my dad and was scared to tell them that incase I got in trouble over taxes so said I was unemployed and made myself look like a spastic and they said get a job and come back later. Sort of forgot about it all and moved on
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>>486414791
honestly israel i would accept dying for israel at this point
better than waging in this shit rainy country
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Recommend me books about Britain (I'm a Black Brit)
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>>486414567
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>>486414831
love the misused comma
really makes the tweet
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>>486414686
Kemi is an honourary aryan.
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Nigger
Nigger
Nigger
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>>486411644
I had a high paying but really stressful job. Jacked it in for minimum wage but easy job and got made redundant 18 months later.
It’s my own fault for trying to take the easy way out.
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Dyou reckon kemi does big whoppa farts?
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>>486414353
nothing gets a cunt wetter than fiscal responsibility
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>>486411729
I've tried growing mine a few times. Once it starts growing over my lip though it starts bugging the shit out of me.
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>>486414831
Simon Heffer was comparing her to Powell, lmao
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>>486414840
for each goy that dies for israel the goy's community gets an extra holocaust museum.
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>>486414567
Scaffolding pays more than an entry level role in the army. Only a retard would join the British army. Even after years of service, your wage is still shit compared to physical jobs in construction or retro fitting.
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>>486411479
Based
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10/10 budget desu. Only Tory and Reform fags think otherwise.
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>>486414377
>>486414247
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIEEEEEEE
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>>486415150
anything that gives the nhs money is our enemy
fuck off
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>>486415150
fuck off Lammy
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>>486415067
never forget
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>>486415251
you bet your sweet anglo ass they won't forget, too much moolah in the balance.
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>>486412067
They don't like our kind. We're just plebs who can't even afford straights.
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>>486412097
Nothing, just pissed out my arse for an hour
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>>486415343
>sweet anglo ass
Gayest thing I've heard all day
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>>486415343
i'm cornish
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Should women be doing economics
I know they can do shopping
and pay bills n shit
but actual economics
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>I don't know who's doing the sums, whether perhaps it's the Right Honourable Member for Hackney North
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>>486415471
Yeah home economics
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>>486413605
One of the few acceptable faggots. A faggot with style and decency.
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>>486415448
>Gordon Ramsay

I hate this faggot so much

>>486415575
go back to sucking jew dick in CHIP shartogeese ape
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>>486415150
What did you like about it?
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>>486415493
Remind me of the context of that webm. I think I remember it being from an episode of This Week, which Diane had been on at times. But beyond that I've forgotten completely.
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>>486415629
he's scottish
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>>486412510
>Consultant
What the fuck do they actually do? Literal meme job for females with no skills
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Business idea:

Karate taught by Anglican priest and they teach you how to break a muzzies neck in 12 different ways
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>>486415720
Didn't he say that he hated Cornish people a while ago?
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>>486415493
kek, he's done them
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>>486415575
Does he write about it in his latest book?
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>>486410770
Electric boogaloo.
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>>486415572
Home economics.
Exactly.
Sterling is already tanking.
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>>486414817
>Think how TRIGGERED the left will be when we out-diversity them!
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>>486415718
Yeah, it was from This Week. I'd forgotten the context myself but I found it: https://www.politico.eu/article/prayfordiane-labour-mps-mock-jeremy-corbyn-ally-abbott-brexit-vote/

>U.K. Labour Party MPs are privately mocking close Jeremy Corbyn ally Diane Abbott for missing Wednesday’s historic vote on Article 50 due to “illness” — circulating an email among themselves ironically suggesting that they get #PrayForDiane trending on Twitter.
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>>486410979
Shit he looks so young.
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>>486415762
no idea
i'm not even cornish
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>>486415200
Pay peanuts, get monkeys. Have you thought about maybe paying more?
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>>486415739
like the shaolin monastery, but its all chistian monks in them brown robes and sandals smoking pipes
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>>486410709
Whatever happened to the 'queer starmer' conspiracy
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>>486411644
Should've saved more. I can probably survive until the next government on my savings alone.
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>>486415493
Maybe he'll call for the release of all the political prisoners?
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>>486415861
holy shit boomers are so retarded
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>>486415917
kek
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>>486415967
We just put him down as "Probably a quare".
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>>486415975
I probably have more savings than you kid
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>>486410709
I like to wear a full beard because the anglo genes makes it so colorful. Like Joseph's cloak of many colors.
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>>486415969
>Niall Ferguson

Failure.
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>>486415969
>reading
gay nerd
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>Budget
They were treading on thin ice. Cut bennies and/or increase income tax and it scares the bames away. Don't raise taxes and there's no gibs. It's a fine line to tread
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>>486415948
That'll be based, watching the sun go down on a mountain monastery smoking pipes and shit
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>>486415967
Just like good old stephen fry, definitely not a quare
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We need a system that penalises white doleys and workers only. A two tier system of taxation if you will
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just claimed bennies for the month lads
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M O N K E Y P O X

Swedes have brought mpox to the UK
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>>486415969
Replace all that with Siege
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>>486416208
Yes they've skillfully only raised taxes by 40 billion with an additional 30 billion of borrowing but cleverly satiated the public with 1pence off beer (though supermarket booze is going up by 3%)

Absolute jenius
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>>486416342
They should make a new industry for companies where you hire g4s bame security guards that come and kick your door down when you're truant from work aka off sick and drag you into work as per your contract
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>>486415969
anyone know where I can get Civilisation in decent resolution, I have it but quality is poor
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>>486415814
It's exactly what people expected him to do when he got elected. You can just feel the seethe any time he speaks in the chamber.
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>>486416342
We have that.
brownoids have single mums on benefits
with free london council housing
they are all female cousins
and bames work tsax free
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>>486415967
It was racist and homophobic. And also misinformation and probably russian interference.
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The new season of Clarkson's Farm will follow his attempts to find creative ways to pass his assets to his kids and girlfriend while dodging inheritance taxes. He’ll explore options like crypto investments, gold, and a golf course.
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>>486416440
was waiting for the budge to decide what to do with life,
looks like it's staying on neetdom wahey! Come on
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>>486416607
>It was racist and homophobic
Theres nothing quare about taking a fat bung from your paki poofter best m8 tbqh
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>>486416648
i was larping and i'm actually a wagie
but i give it 5 months max until i neetmax
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>>486416639
poor lad, imagine having to pay IHT on 100 million quid
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>>486416639
He's already done th\t by buying farmland.
He's one step ahead of you lad.
It's tax free.
Also forestry.
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>>486416076
Then why the fuck are you looking for a job?
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>>486416809
>It's tax free.
who's gonna tell him
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>>486416809
Not since today it's not.
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>>486416826
Because I'm young, need something for the CV and so I'm not lonely
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>>486412387
>joining the army
Don't be retarded.
You will be turned into meaty chunks by a suicide drone that is piloted by a VR head set wearing 18 year old zoomer who is anywhere from 1 mile to 30 miles away when he does it. webm related.

Anyway yeah, the fact it literally says on the website the medical part is all triaged now at the four day CPC(Candidate Preparation Course) during recruitment by the navy medical team. So the first day of four, you'll either be sent immediately home for failing or continue to the end for passing the medical. So you could literally travel hundreds of miles north or south depending which CPC you are assigned to and then be sent home the first day for failing the medical. Sometimes its temporary or TMU for things like tooth decay,not having a full set of teeth(you need dentures or implants to cover any missing!) or chest infections or PMU for previously unknown heart problems, eye sight being worse than minimum needed, finding out you have diabetes etc.

The army and RAF all require a private doctor(that they arrange) from Capita to look at your files and see you in person. They are absolute cunts, I've seen lads fail for having knee surgery 16 years before.
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Just thought of a guaranteed way to get in the news lads
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Crumpets anyone?
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>>486416870
mother fuckers
they've stitched him right up
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>>486416809
They put 20% tax on farm inheritance today.
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>>486416900
>need something for the CV and so I'm not lonely
have you thought about dating stephen fry, your money worries would be over and it would undoubtedly fill a hole.
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>>486417047
Brilliant. Labour is attacking all the right people.
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>>486416921
>reddit spacing
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>>486415857
Zoom out
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>>486417010
What the Fucking fuck is that fuckery?
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>chef goblino
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>>486417010
imagine the handjobs
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>>486416648
I can just about survive as dole scum, I'd like to work though, wouldn't mind a little more money but actually what's the fucking point, there's nothing to want anymore, this country is so depressing that enthusiasm for things that aren't necessarily important but used to entertain and engage is gone, I don't want any shiny new shite, I don't want your shitty holidays, I don't want to waste money on bitches and bars and eating out, it's fucking over
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>>486411729
Saxon, maybe
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>>486416921
are they not paid per successful recruit? is there not a commission system in place to incentivise them fudging the tests
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I voted for Kemi
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>>486417122
If some skinhead stabbed someone and they found a swastika on his wall they'd be quick to jump on the he was a hitler loving nazi bandwagon senpai
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read this lads
about james o brien
very funny
https://nitter.poast.org/HarryLotusEater/status/1851230239831068851#m
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>>486410973
i like them. good optics. looks like a serious movement and political party, not just larping in the streets. i wish we had something similar here.
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>>486413265
Laura Trott.
She's married to an Indian man and has three kids with him. I'm not kidding.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laura_Trott_(politician)

Jeremy Hunt is married to a Chinese woman.

The entire house is compromised by foreigners and fifth columnists.
No wonder they canned the foreign influence bill to look into MP's links.
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>>486417528
turns out he was just a hindu±!±!±!
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>>486417327
all the jobs accessible would rather hire a minority who just follows orders. none if these big jew corps care about the employee either. I will take having a few hundred quid less over having to work a full time small time job again. the smartest thing for people in our position to do would be use free take to learn a trade or computer skill and try to luck out at something worthwhile maybe but the standard grind isn't worth
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>>486417550
R*ddit earlier, still sneeding
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>>486410973
seem pretty based to me. I like the policies that I've read. They seem pretty savvy optics-wise.
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>>486417625
honestly so funny
u can just hear him while reading it
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>>486417676
He needs to up his daily alcohol intake, he's already going pink and puffy but it's not happening fast enough
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>>486417528
Why do subhumans always have those grey lense glasses?
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>>486417220
When you eat too many crumpets
>>486417277
Imagine cleaning out the holes after kneading some dough.
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I've got a sweaty ear hole, it makes a squidgy noise when I wiggle my finger in it
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>>486413714
no imagine hes got nigger babble screeching from his phone and it could be a scene from any bus in the west.
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>>486417848
id have a pint with him
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>>486417122
>tweet not found
QRD?
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>>486417891
While Evan demonstrates commendable qualities, Tyler tends to be rather disagreeable, and their mother frequently appears to be both irritating and lacking in competence

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jb3UobSZl34
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>>486417989
Same here lad, I'd encourage him to down it waheyyyyyy
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>>486417122
he's looking so bloated these days, gout soon
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>>486418135
then we'd go back to his Lbc studio and shag
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>>486418297
You can do that with pooman
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>>486412727
Congrats lad. Here's hoping you pass your practical first time too.
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>>486414202
I wanted to serve on battleships.
I fucking LOVE battleships.
I was born too late to serve on battleships

pic related, USS New Jersey after finishing its maintenance period and returning to its home museum location earlier this year. That ship is 85 years old and still could kick the shit out of anyone if it was recommissioned. I feel so envious of the last batch of sailors in the late 80's into early 90's who served on board vessels like this to give one final glorious bombardment of those guns on Lebanon and Iraq.
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please watch this lads serious kek
and watch it till the end it's funnty
https://nitter.poast.org/echompls/status/1851113056148836624#m
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>>486418484
Wouldn't need to buy any lube I guess
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buy 500 get one free
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>>486417550
James is a troll. Supporting Jihad gets him clicks and updoots. If you ague he just calsl you gammon a word he invented. He can't get any come back because he is white.
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>>486417550
LBC is keeping him for drama watchers. I remember when he went on holiday and seethed during it about being replaced by Jacob Rees-Mogg.
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>>486416921
>Kursk
Was watching the Battlefield episode on that last night. Germans would have won that battle if the Sicily invasion didn't happen at the same time.
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>>486418787
Went off LBC big time during covid. Became government mouthpiece. Pre-brexit when they had Farage on was the golden era.
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>>486418752
the staged cheering when that was announced was fucking embarrassing
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Nationalise Greene king
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cor

https://x.com/DVATW/status/1851710276183196063
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>>486417486
Nah, come on, lad. You haven't seriously paid for tory party membership?
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>>486412727
well done lad, you'll be driving soon
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>>486419321
I have a direct debit and don't know how to stop it since I can't access online banking
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Why are they raising taxes when a TORY is the PM? Makes no fucking sense.
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>>486412727
Gis a lift
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>>486418912
Yeah well for the Ukrainians its their battle of the bulge moment that went catastrophically wrong and has now cost them everything.
Their Kursk moment was the catastrophic defeat at Zaporozhye in summer and autumn 2023. pic related. One for the history books that will be studied for many decades to come.
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>>486419313
Cringed closed almost immediately, how foul
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>>486412727
Well done. Another carcuck to be financially milked for our economic growth.
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Wots for din dins lads?
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Owen Jones has got really extreme. I actually read his books about 'the establishment' when I was a student, I thought he was ok. I called him a faggot for a joke. I didn't know he was actually gay. Muslims would throw him off a building, how can he support them, it's a mind fuck.
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>>486419670
I'd shag her, babies are off limits tho
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>>486419313
Remember the negress ballerinas?
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>>486419840
This.
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>>486419840
Had beef and potato hash
Was really good tbhwy
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Anyone seen Billy Elliot, is this what it's like up Norf?
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>>486413499
They were made redundant because under Capitalism they are nothing more than a cost on a balance sheet. Their employer made a choice between their own profits or their jobs and their jobs went.
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>>486419313
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>>486419840
A knuckle sandwich
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>>486419888
I don't but I'm interested
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>>486417601
>>486413265

>Laura Trott.
Fuarrkkkkk would.

>She's married to an Indian man and has three kids with him. I'm not kidding.
wfejlkngfva;erfod'bai;ehnrvkalmdf fucking bloody fuck
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>>486419840
nice to see you supporting boatwog businessesesses
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>>486419840
Wobbly sausages
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>>486419313
why is it always with the jungle drums?
>>486420008
also this unfortunately
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>>486419888
Checked, tranny ice dancers was peak Weimar
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>>486410709
The dick duster
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bullshit
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>>486419640
Fuck the Ukraine, it's a lost cause and it's not going to get any better by throwing money at it.
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>>486420353
isn't 100k in that dip where if you have kids you don't get comped childcare or something?
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>>486420076
This is from an Italian family run place. It's lush. Chicken tender loaded chips with bacon, cheese, spring onion, sauce of some kind and of course fucking jalapenos but I'll let them off.
Their burgers are legendary. They use proper ingredients, not the usual muzzies pish.
Had a £7 off voucher so thought fuck it.
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>>486420502
yeah you don't get shit if you have a 100k salary but there's no way they're not worse off in the new budget
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>>486419982
It's more like Kes X Byker Grove
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I'm not worse off after the budget. So I'm happy enough.
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>>486420353
>We are not worse off
>£5k road tax on new range rovers
i call bullshit
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>>486420421
Leaving Russia to just take over is no solution either. They'll just get cocky and keep going.
We should nuke Moscow. No warning. From a sub in the Baltic. Who would miss the aggressive cunts?
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>>486420421
Let Russia take the Ukraine and the rest of Eastern Europe, they can join up with Germany, not sure what France will do, Trump will say it's ok
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Apparently a yank news channel leaked the results of the election
>Harris 52%
>Trump 47%
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>>486420621
something something manufacturing consent, all that's missing is calling Starmer glorious leader
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>>486410709

all of you britbongs that HAVEN'T already moved to sunny, cheap food, high living standard Spanish coasts, Portugal, Greek Islands, you deserve what you voted for.
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>>486420785
>They'll just get cocky and keep going.
Based and destabilising the EU pilled, Brexit means Brexit after all
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>>486420748
Fuck I was going to buy 2 as well
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>>486420514
>This is from an Italian family run place
Hey fucka youa my name a rossi, cunt
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>>486420869
>high living standard Spanish coasts
topkek
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New

>>486420967
>>486420967
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>>486420802
No. Fuck the retarded drunken cunts. What kind of pussy are you? Scared of a few vodka niggers?
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>>486420642
More like Rita sue and Bob too X Carry on up the Kyhber
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>>486420869
>4chan is JIDF Central
4chan is your mum
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>>486411479
Comfy. Leave them separate for extra comfiness. Maybe restore Strathclyde.
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>>486421015
thought it was going to be a dog joke
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>>486421050
>Being this new
Jfc
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>>486420869
Portugal has rioting migrants and Spain just got drowned. Greece is full of Greeks.
Nah.
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>>486420932
You can tell by the name field VPN and the blank reddit line after the reply link that you are in fact looking at a larping nonce and shouldn't take the bait
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>>486420896
If we were doing it fine. Not letting those clowns get away with it though.
That's just not British.
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>>486420785
>>486420802
I've thought for a while that the only reason the war is still going on is the influx of Western materials in Ukraine, and Russia is trying to save face. If they backed out it would look like the west won, ect. If foreign aid stopped, I doubt the war would continue much longer and both sides would be talking.
Don't believe for one moment putin wants to invade westward. I don't like the cunt, but I can't see it happening. And for arguments sake say he does decide to plow on, is it really a great idea for western European nations to throw away their equipment when it could be needed for themselves?
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>>486411479
Danelaw secession desu mate and join the Nordic council.

We wuz Vikings.
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Standard of Living:

>How many days of sunshine /year you have?
>how many KGs meat/week can you afford?
>what's your gasoline/L price?
>can you afford to live alone in a 3bedroom apartment in a big city?
>do you have 20E 1GBit fiber optics?
>can you enjoy your neighborhood at least (if not the whole city) without slaloming through shitskins and ferral niggers?
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>>486420785
Why the fuck is it our problem? It'll take a hundred year even if Russia decides to move further towards us.
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>>486419840
Garlic and spinach sautéed in olive oil.
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>>486421050
Why waste all that energy and money fighting Ukraine, the days of invading countries and stealing their women and gold is over, no country that went to war has made a profit since the British did it. They are drunken spastics agreed. Let them do it.
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>>486421486
Other countries are making money. Noted.
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>>486421050
Nice try schlomo.
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>>486421576
>>How many days of sunshine /year you have?
about half of costa del sol
>>how many KGs meat/week can you afford?
unlimited
>>can you afford to live alone in a 3bedroom apartment in a big city?
city fags get the rope
>>do you have 20E 1GBit fiber optics?
10Gbit symmetric. you?
>>can you enjoy your neighborhood at least (if not the whole city) without slaloming through shitskins and ferral niggers?
yep
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>>486422123

found the lying kikeroach.
Wasn't easy, but he outed himself.



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