HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT5Aqj2dUKA
>>487205682>KEYS IN MY ASS
>>487205682THESE ARE MY KEYS DONALD NOT YOURS!!!
>>487205682He should have keyed in more to the electorate.
>>487205682Trump wins PADigits say so
Nate was right. The guy completely misinterpreted his own keys.
LICHT MY NUTZ BROS JUST KEYED MY SHIT UP
>>487205682jesus christ he looks ghoulish
>>487205682>anons spelling nigger in the chatI love 2020s politics.
>>487205682i hope this kike ropes after we win
>>487205682Funny how he didn't follow his own criteria, almost as if he has a political bias
>>487205682The keys donald...the keys....
Lichtman and Selzer have fallen
>>487206180He just might after coping about red VA.
>chuds doubt the keyskekscreencap this post you stupid fucks, Kam won
>>487205682Lickman's keys were always stupidbut even then he didn't even apply them correctlyTHE UKRAINE WAS NOT A FOREIGN POLICY SUCCESS
it's still early, Kamala still has the ballot drops
Lmao all the anons in his chat.
>>487206569It's survivorship bias.
>>487206886This is why I love youtube, there is basically zero moderation.
The Keys were right, but the voters were wrong.
>>487205682When Trump wins hes going to a campAt least he gets a swimming pool and theatre
>Trump is doing a lot better than expected>its baffling
>>487205682He's coping about kansas saying its going blue HAHAHAHA
lol he's shitting his pants
>>487207460he should've used his keys correctly hmm?
>>487206237Yeah the keys are actually correct. But when I saw he said Kamala had a "victory" in Ukraine and no major military losses I actually laughed out loud. Not even the most brainwashed normie would call Ukraine a "victory."
>>487205682That pic. He doesn't look so hot right now
>>487207838he's seething right now its so fucking funny.
>>487205682Where was Lichtman's brain when he concluded the economy was good? As James Carville is famous for saying: It's the economy, stupid!
>>487205682I'm surprised he was actually delusional enough to genuinely believe he assigned the Keys correctly.
You people are so stupid. The mail in ballots haven’t arrived yet.
>>487205682Oh poor wigman He was saying he wants to call PA for Harris almost two hours ago because she had a big lead in Allegheny county. This dude is a top meme
>>487207708Let me guess, he also said the scandal key was false despite the sitting president being exposed as demented and having to drop out in shame?
This nigger is too stupid to even use adblock why the fuck would I care about what he thinks?
>>487205682whos gramps at bottom left
lmao
Blue Iowa lol idiot Kamala is winning
kek he needs a smoke
>Mind if I go get a quick smokeLMAO!
>>487205682The only key he has is MALAR-KEY
>>487208526k i n o
>>487206554
>>487208526saved
>>487208526Lmao so glad someone caught this
TAKE YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFF THE GODDAMN KEYS, DAHNAL
>>487208111>the sitting president being exposed as dementedYou know that's not true, right?
These north protestant christniggers truly are worthless
who the fuck is he and what the fuck are these keys everyone's talking about?
>>487209664heard of google dumb nigger?
>>487209306He looks like the lead singer of creedence clearwater revival.
>>487209497Do you think it's not a scandal that they forced a sitting president out of the race against his will?
>>487207460Isn't Trump basically doing what was expected?
>>487210175It's not a scandal because that's not what happened.
>>487209664Some dumb retard who gets predictions wrong sometimes but not always. Claims his "keys" method is infallible and when he's wrong he makes up bullshit to cover it up. This time he just arbitrarily decided Kamala wins because he feels like it and ignored the reality as most voters perceive it. Now he's having a meltdown on stream watching voters swing hard for Trump.
>>487209497So why did Biden drop out?
>>487205682This dumb kike refused to play the rules of his own system
>>487210932Yeah, it's honestly going exactly as expected. It'll probably be 270-268 for Harris. Unless the Seltzer poll was accurate and Iowa flips.
>>487207708Foreign Policy success shouldn't even be a keyAmericans only care about Foreign Policy failures.
>>487205682catholic american analysis https://www.youtube.com/live/vxrqrTC6Pn4?si=puA9N1D_30oEuokA
>>487210174I SEE A FALSE KEY RISING
GET FUCKED YOU MUSK RAT LOOKIN BITCH
>>487211298TDS is too strong and he basically has to retire.
>>487211249He just wanted to okay
>>487209927What's google? Is that who he works for?
This Jew has contradicted so much shit he has said I have no idea why anyone even listens to him
>>487211249Because he saw the writing on the wall that he would lose. Not much of a scandal.
oh look all these (((political pundits))) were actually just fucking retards what a shocker
>>487206027Whatd nate say?
>>487211121thanks for the qrd. I wasn't sure if he was just a talking head as you say or if he actually holds the keys to something important (like corruption).
>>487206004>CloseConfirmed losing by 4 votes
What do we do if Kamala wins tho, apologize?
Laughing at anybody that thinks this is in the bag.
>>487205821"Keys in my ass"LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
>>487205682key sceptics are going to lose a lot of money soon
GEORGIA RED
Go ahead and Licht my balls lol
>>487207969I'm an accountant and let me tell you. Any asshole can cherry pick numbers to skew data. Harder to gaslight people about their very real grocery bill though
they're dragging this out, but like florida in both 2016 and 2020, he's already won georgia, north carolina and at least wisconsin
>>487205682NOOOOOOOO STOP IT KEYS YOU CANT TURN ON THE KEYMASTER
>>487210951Delusional
>>487210932He was expected +8 in Florida and got a +13 so far, but several polls had him up that high.Pretty much, he's performing slightly better than the polls said, and every poll had him winning already. No CRAZY FLIPS or anything yet.
>>487207969why the fuck is one of the goblins from Ernest Scared Stupid on the news?
>>487205682Don't jinx it faggots by celebrating too early.
>>487205682Reads like the chat is mostly shitposters from here
>>487212944It is.
>>487206004>>487212091The Amish were out voting, they might've gotten him over the hump
>>487207969I can’t wait until the day comes where people string up these lying fucking kikes
"I'M WORRIED ABOUT EVERYTHING!"kek
>this dude actually believed his own propagandaOH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHA
>>487205831Someone should key his carLet's do bumps of cocaine off of his keys
this is unbelievable
>>487212824lol
COPE
>>487212523Aspiring accountant here, people really dont know how understated that is.
NOOOO THE KEYS AREN'T WORKING!!!!
>>487206004Pennsylvania is dunzoed. Trump wasn't this far behind with so many of his districts already reporting.
>>487214563WHY WON'T THE CUFFS UNLOCK, MY KEYS SHOULD BE WORKING??? AAAAAAHHHHHH SAVE ME KEYS
LMAO holy fuck his reaction to this
Lichtman is but a fool. A wise man ponders not the key, but the lock itself.
>>487214884KEK!
>>487211778Why did he suddenly think he was going to lose when leading up to the debate he was "sharp as a tack"?
>>487214974JUST TURNED RED
>>487205682Imagine having a son who is such a massive cuck like this holy fuck
>>487215389He was losing for quite some time.
>OK, SO uhhh, I don't see how he wins PA>Yeah the blue areas aren't in but the red are>PA only has a .6% lead>Now a .1%Keybros?
>>487212523Economist here - economic numbers are way easier to manipulate than a balance sheet. Almost all of the publicly reported stats are bullshit, but somebody with decent intelligence can get deep into BLS data and find something close to reality
>>487207969These people still don't get that the economic numbers are stock prices and corporate profitability. Of course they're doing well, they've been fleecing the country at a breakneck pace the last 4 years. What they don't look at is the number of discouraged and underemployed workers, the number of people who lost well paying jobs and took two shitty jobs to pay the bills, the number of people who went into debt due to COVID bullshit, the number of people suffering from inflation, and so on.The economy and how people are daring under the economy have become disentangled. People don't care that line go up anymore, not when they had to burgle their retirement accounts or stop contributing to it to make ends meet.
Don't get my hopes up bros. Keyman has me haunting ne lately
Key bros, it doesn't make sense!
OH SHIT KEYMAN IS DEAD????
What are yawn fest.
>>487205682Haha, what a faggot
>son tells him PA is red now>30 seconds of silencekek
>>487211339You might be right because the fall of the Soviet Union didn't even help Bush.
>>487205682
>>487217668holy fuck.
>>487217668lmao
>>487214884
Hw's starting to really pull ahead and building a lead in PA.
>>487216207Yeah, working in banking, things look like a complete shitshow right now for the Middle Class!
>thats not good!LMAO
>>487215900So why did he wait until the last minute to drop out? If the democrats had a primary to choose someone who was actually qualified to run for president they might have stood a better chance.
>>487217668KEKEKEK
>>487217668kek
>>487219043They did have a primary. Harris was in the Biden ticket. The delegates chose her. Your talking point didn't gain any traction with anyone.
I don't get it. He can simply say the keys were right, but he misinterpreted them. It's literally that simple.
>>487216063he said exactly the same thing first 30 minutes in Georgia
>>487217668fucking kek
>>487219712Clearly it did because Cameltoe Harris is getting slaughtered.
>>487205831
Guys did you see https://www.reddit.com/r/13KeysToTheWhiteHouse/
>>487219712>coping that you actually had a voice in choosing your candidatelol you're not getting a primary in 2028 you're getting who you are told, just like you did in 2016 and 2020
>Looks like she might win Arizona!:DDD>None of the rural counties are inOh :(((((KEK
>>487220990They're mental slaves. They can only submit to authority, never question or challenge it.
>>487214387>>487212523Based fellow bean counters. ;)
>>487220510No she's not. Everything is going as expected. She'll win 270 to 268.
>trumps largest county is PENILE
Marty O' Donnell endorsement secured Trump with the Keyes
>>487220987Panic
If Kek wills it
>>487205682as a stats guy how did this guy get any attention with a model that has more predictor variables (keys) than predicted variables (elections) and with a sample size of 10 elections
>Trump is now ahead in Iowa with 49% in>Should we call it?KEK, they believed the Iowa shill polls.
>>487221710Well it would be bad karma to argue that, so good luck.
>>487205682He's so strung out he looks like he's been SNORTING keys
>>487223482>if you only knew how bad things really are
>>487223482>she has the k-ACK
>>487223482TRUMP needs to win the popular vote too so his model can finally be refuted
>>487205682>I don't understand how the math is mathingfucking kek
>>487205831Holy KEK >Hailou AI knows what this literal NOBODY looks like >gets tons of A list celebs and public figures way way wrongWeird
>>487205682GET IN HERE KEYS BROS>>487223839>>>487223839>>487223839>>>487223839>>487223839>>>487223839
https://www.reddit.com/r/13KeysToTheWhiteHouse/new/
>>487224195it has to do with how isolated the patterns are. things get weird when there's a lot going on in the training datamost of his content is just him by himself
this is amazing. "dad, would you relax? forget about the new york times projections"then the old guy shits his pants when they say trump is winning iowa and says "i'm so scared"what a gift thank you trump
they just gave up hope "it's not gonna happen"
>Now the New York times is saying Mic->DAD SHUT THE FUCK UP WE DON'T KNOWHappoooning? Keymers? I can't get it into the lock, it's stuck, I don't think the brown people turned out.PA 3% lead now btw.
>>487226173>leans in>thats not good..
ERIE IS ONLY 30% REPORTINGERIE IS THE BELLWETHER
>>487205682KEK this dude and his son are overdosing on hopium/copium. This election is a literal reverse 2020 instead dems get their cheeks clapped
>>487226173>see the keys are always righ...>...
The joke is that the keys were right.His keys were not.
>>487205682>WHAT?!?!?>THATS N...NOT POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NEW MEXICO IN PLAY
>>487228028he's like a low-tier anime villain
>>487225964
>>487228028I love watching this fucking kike's entire life's work collapsing in front of him.
>>487206554>>487209075
Why is this guy such an incredible faggot? Really takes a piece of shit to make Nate Silver seem decent in comparison.
>>487216852Based Keyman enjoyer
>>487228795(((Lichtman)))
>>487228028That line was delivered in oscar nominee quality fashion. Bravo.
>>487223673>>487223677>>487223482>>487223818
Reminder that these two "men" you are watching are perfectly comfortable with taking a little boy or little girl right out of your arms and handing them to a stranger to be drugged and mutilated. Enjoy.
They are talking about troons now kek
>>487228263>shadman
>>487223721Among other reasons.
>>487227670THE KEYS REMAIN UNDEFEATEDNEXT TIME DONT TAMPER WITH THE KEYS
>>487223721NYT projects Trump wins the popular vote by about a point
>>487229350keep them coming
>>487229514they're both jewish demons, what do you expect?
he is breaking down into pieces
uh oh melty
>>487205682what a fagggot
>>487229514duh
>>487205682hahahahahaha
>>487229514
Someone explain the keys meme to me
>>487231772I'm laughing every time he leans in.
i knew this fucker would breakdownhis whole damn existence has been invalidated hahaha
>>487205682how can anyone take this guy seriously when one of his keys is "no primary challenge"as if completely bypassing the selection process is something that impresses voters
>>487230280Kikes on the ropes, This is the best cope I've ever seen in my life.
he just won't give up kek
>>487232494will he commit seppuku?
>>487232047THE KEYS ARE LARGER THAN ONE MAN ALLANYOU HAVE PERVERTED THE KEYS AND NOW THEY HAVE TURNED AGAINST YOU
>>487232589>>487232522they both still claim to be pretty confident about Pennsylvania kek
>>487214777CHECKED
A KEY JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
>>487232494We can finally stop hearing about him every election cycle.
>>487205682MUH KEYS!
>>487233145They are thinking that blue counties are 100% blue voters.
WE'RE AHEAD BY 6 MILLIONOYYYYYYYYYYYY VEY
>>487217668saved LOL
Keymaster, meet Gatekeeper.
Trump is maxed out guys, it's over
>>487205682Licht Deez nuts lmao
What's his cope finna be?
WHERE IS THE SMUG PORTUGUESE NIGGER FROM EARLIER? GET BTFO YOU FUCKING NERD XD
>>487205682Why is he famous? He "predicted" like 4 or 5 of the last 6 elections which is something you could have gotten off of polls.
the outstanding votes in Pennsylvania are all for Harris..I agree with these guys - she's winning PA.
Shitskins, niggers and troons make the majority of democrats voters kek
>>487205682Democrat bros.... we are going into the camps aren't we
>>487234714Locked up and throwing the keys away
>>487205682You know that it is almost a copy of 2020 and magical votes in Wisconsin Georgia and Pennsylvania are coming to surge Kamala there.
>>487234714Oh, don't be so dramatic, you big baby. Just enjoy being able to afford groceries again.
>>487228263>He literally named his dog "Keys">keys is a constant reminder of tonight
>they're getting salty about people saying the keys are wrongKek
>>487233670Some were in 2020.literaly 100 percent Biden votes then giving him PA
The levels of copium>it isn't overone look at his face. His body language.it absolutely is
>Th-thanks for the d-donations you trolls, you realise the election isn't over yet??
Kek why does he keep leaning into the camera
>>487234411That's really looking at half of it. Look at the center of PA, extremely red areas that are about 75% in, but skew heavily towards Trump, and he has a 140k. That area between Dauphin and Cambria county is pretty much gonna decide it, and many of those places he's gonna keep picking up 5-10k votes in for each one of them.They really are only looking at a select few areas and ignoring that the state itself is already 71% in.
>It went from 89% to 88%BROS HELP ME!
>>487236220There's probably some screen he's trying to get a better look at.
>>487236282You're forgetting the counting of absentee/mail in ballots. They'll figure a way to scrounge up just enough votes for Harris.
>>487205682>I'm not feeling as good as I did when I first sat down in this chair but I still believe she's gonna winLol. (His son btw.)
>>487236220The buttplug went in too deep.
>>487236728kek
>>487205682He forgot the sacrificial animal key.Peanut died for Trump.
>>487236728those were the keys
qrd on this jewish looking faggot?
>>487205682KEYED and COPED
>>487220617I don't like seeing Trump cry :(
Bro they're just refusing to look at the odds. I guess it makes it more interesting but still it makes them look retarded
>can you hear me dad??>...dad?>*faded* ...just getting really tired....>d-dad?>..what the fuuuuuuuuhh>DAD?!?!This is gold i hope someone is saving the stream
>>487205682his career is fucked, dems are gonna lynch him KEK
THE KEYS PREDICTED A BIDEN VICTORY. THEIR VENGEANCE FOR DEFYING THEIR WILL WILL BE SWIFT AND BRUTAL AGAINST THE DEMOCRATS.LICHTMAN WARNED THE FOOLS TO KEEP HIM IN.
>>487237914he's disassociating
>>487205682>WHAT THE FUDGE?!?!?!?!>WHAT THE FUDGE?!?!?!?!>WHAT THE FUDGE?!?!?!?!>WHAT THE FUDGE?!?!?!?!
>>487235553He's going to kill his dog
>>487205682Lichtman: ' i'm not giving up on anything , i'm just unhappy' Haaaaaa the coping is delectable
>>487237914>H-harris will win PA
>leans over>NOT GOOD
>>487238232NOT GOOD!
Lichtmanbros, not like this...
>>487236282>>487234411And I would have agreed with you if I didn't check the deep-reds. They're saying things, but you sort of have to entirely discount what they say and check yourself. There are still some places that are deep red and only like 50% in, and Trump will bank like 10k votes in every one of them. One liberal zone might give them 100k but they have to make up a 200k difference, and for ever liberal zone there looks to be about 5 Trump zones.Also adams county still has 20k for Trump.Beaver county also still has 20k for Trump.There are little pickups EVERYWHERE for him most areas outside of these cities are 66% Trump at minimum, and they add up quick.
THE KEYS DAHNNY
>>487233832topkek
They don't want to do the stream anymore. They're done.
they mentioned LICHTMAN being wrong on aus tv kek
keysbros...
>>487208526lmaooo this year's Nate Silver pic
>>487238684How does this woman have such a toned and thin waist yet a huge dump truck ass???
>So many troll in the chat , if you wanna boost our algorythm go for it dawgHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA we must spam their chat moar looooool, tell em hi from /pol/ read your malar-key and weap
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>487239808He doesn't know about chargebacks
>>487238107It's the timeline shifting.He's about to disappear like Marty McFly from that picture
>>487239725BBL
>>487232589>MY SON YOU MUST ESCAPE, TAKE THE KEYS FLEE!>ONLY YOU CAN RESTORE THE KEYS THEIR FORMER POWER, JUST FORGET ABOUT ME AND GO!
DEAD AIR
>>487216207I have a degree in economics, measuring the economy by things like the stock market and GDP is the dumbest shit ever when it comes to how actual people are doing. Trump was really the first person from either party to figure that out somehow.
>>487239725Female fat distribution, they have like 10%-15% higher bodyfat than males on average that's stored in the breasts and ass, or possibly even more, so it depends entirely on genetics where it gets distributed before it goes anywhere ugly.
>>487240239lel it's fun watching them cope
Alan cutting his wrists in the bathroom
>>487205682>dead airDead air
Dudes just fuckin gone. lmao
>>487239403Man, I hope Rick Wilson is suck starting a shotgun about now.
smoke again?
>>487205682Literally who?
>>487240933he's looking for his keys
>>487241020noose
>>487238684would
>>487205682BUT THE KEYSTHE KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>hurry the f up with your votes Kek gotta count every ballot
>>487240878daddy keyman can't breathe, is he roping ?
guys, leave his son alone. he's stressed enough as it is
>>487232174
>Comes back from the bathroom breathing hardwhat happened to him in there anon?
>>487241189I LOST MY KEYS CAN SOMEONE HELP ME FIND MY KEYS
NEW BREAD>>487240337>>487240337>>487240337GET IN HERE!!!
I'm having the time of my life listening to his kids cope while he constantly goes for a stress smoke
>>487241020Hanging himself with the key chain
>>487241934he had to key his hole to blow off some steam
>>487205682LICHTMAN MY BALLS NIGGER!
I love this stream
>Pennsylvania's getting tightNO SHIT RETARD, LMAO!He's 180k votes ahead and there's like 23% left, and much of that is in heavily-red areas. It's been "tight" for the last 10 or 20 percent, once it reaches 80% if Trump's lead doesn't drop to 150k or less it's over.
>>487244945>thats not good
