HUNDRED MILLION SOULS ACROSS THE WORLD EDITIONWhere is Risk Master anon at?Where is King "the champion" Kong at?Gentlemen, this is it. I think this is the best RISK ever played on pol. This is a Historical moment. Come and join us!Experienced players prefered. But everybody can join.Have you got what it takes to dominate the geopolitical arena, anon?Up to 8 players can join.The game will start when 2 players appear.The game will last until half past midnight Lisbon time. TO PLAY, PLEASETell us your chosen name, colour and starting territory.The game is interactive and easy to follow but it requires some attention.May this be my Christmas present to all anons.And even to jannies.
>>492014064olá gamemasterKing KongBlueIsle du France
>>492014064I didn't even look at the map kekGual et Germania please
>>492014064M8. i'm not only horrifically drunk but i'm also retarded and don't knoew how to play. I will choose tranvaal and light blue if I'm still available to play.
>>492014064Starting our as Yankee Land et Virginia
>>492014972color dark blue. >captcha : TKD0P
Tell us your chosen name, colour and starting territory.Myname:Leon Shuster.Light BlueSouth Africa
>>492014944Of course you're still available to play. Try it, if you want you can leave any time.>>492014820You can't get that territory as you rolled 2 first.Each territory yields a given number of SOULS which when they reach the HUNDRED MILLION gets you a bonus in wars and stuff.You can only a chose - because of your gets - a territory that yields less than 50 Million.Do you want to chose a territory or do you want me to tell you which territories you can chose?(Hope you can bare with me and it's not to bothersome, but keep giving me tips about how you feel)
>>492014064anon, i apologise for being drunk and homo. anyways. I would like to invade the rest of the world. what do? I roll for Namib/Angola/Rhodesia and Mozambique. Fuckit, i'll take Tanzania too but then i'm done - no more niggers to be managed after that.
>>492014972You rolled 2. That's a low roll. Therefore you did not qualify to keep Yakee Land et Virginia. Each territory yields a number of population which will be your basis for power. You need to chose a territory which yields less than 50 million souls. Do you want to chose another territory or do you want me to point you which territories you can chose?
rollin' on the river.
>>492015120Give me the Trans-Urals if available otherwise choose for me.
>>492015025Okay. You're in. Pay attention. The game will start when another player joins.Just be ready to reply to the appropriate comment with the map and the roll order when the game begins. If you have any question just ask.
>>492015238>50 million soulsyeah but that includes 20 million kikesAnyways, I'll chose Terra Nova instead. btw, nice regions you drew.
>>492015308>>492015213Calm down. You'll have to wait to roll. You'll only be able to roll once another player joins and I post the map.We're still on the waiting phase.>>492015316You're in as soon as you chose another colour. Blue is taken.THE GAME WILL START SOON!
>>492015382Purple
>>492015326Okay, thanks anon. I'm rolling. I want to get more places. please feel free to place as you wish. I hear south America is comfy these days. r not. Let's fucken kill all the niggers up north. lel (it's me from the prev thread bw, im just bad on booze)
>>492015336Thanks. Please just chose a colour. Blue is taken. Then you're in and the game will start.
>>492015336BLUE IS TAKEN RETARD!
>>492015316>>492015336I WILL SHIT DOWN BOTH OF YOUR THROATS YOU FUCKING NIGGERS. LISTEN TO OP.
>>492015475Maroon
I dhoowse choose green blue, yellow and lilac but I think im already light blue. so let's fucken start the game you niggers. As emperor, we should kill all the gays.
everyone loves Blue, it is the best color, Purple is a poor substitute.
>>492015120gn lad, i g2g die unto this mistake. thank u 4 everytghign. sorry for the bad repoirtoire. x nohomo
>>492015679ALL ANONS!I am sorry for the time. I'm just taking a bit longer.I am really sorry.Keep in mind it's my first time too and we're just experimenting...
>>492015581Okay, you're in. THe game will start soon.
>>492015732take your time OP, I'm in no rush.
>>492015847ROLL!THE GAME STARTS!PAY ATTENTION!Each territory yiels a number of souls. Who ever has more Hundreds of Millions of Souls wins.Souls = People, the more populous territories yield more people.Each Hundred Million Souls offers you one bonus point in wars beyond your gets.YOU CAN ONLY MOVE ONE TERRITORY EACH ROUND, TELL ME WHICH ONE!I will post the table with the Souls per Territories in the millions.If you have any doubts just ask.
>>492016038Rolling for Yankee Land
>>492016038south to Akmola Steppe
>>492016104Okay, I am having problems with posting the table.Yankeeland is too powerful for you. You cannot go there. You must chose another territory. You can only go North either to Greenland or to the Arctic Archipelago.Where do you want to go?
>>492016357West Greenland is good
>>492016420ROLL! Anons, I cannot post the table with the territories and the yieling.It would allow you to chose the territories near by that yield more. Adding a dimension of strategy. This is fucked as is. Do you guys want to go play the classic Risk Map with Europe and the rules we've been playing with or do you want to continue with this game?
>>492016571rolling for Quebec. if not quebec then nunavut
>>492016571South to Kazakhstan!if I can't into Kazakhstan then into Altay et Baikalia.
>>492016798Yeah, you must gather points in the North until you can go South, and British Columbia is the one more easy to conquer.
>>492016571I'm happy to continue this version. It's all good,
>>492016815ROLL!Eurosphere couldn't go to Nunavut because he had to go through Arctict Archipelago first.
>>492017091northern lakes now.
>>492017091Turkestan here I come!
>>492017091Map with the yieling territories:Dark Red - more than 600 millionRed - more than 500 millionBrown - more than 400 millionPurple - more than 300 millionDark Blue - more than 200 millionDark Green - more than 100 millionPink - more than 50 millionOrange - more than 10 millionYellow - more than 1 millionBlank - not even one million(sorry anons, I can't load the table) Now you get an idea of the dynamics.I add that you can only conquer a territory if it doesn't yield more than doubble your power.And if the territory is more powerful than you but not doubbles your power you must roll 5 or higher.
>>492017091>>492014064join me in based portugal risk anon.I'm called tkd and I'm In yemen. make me orange.
>>492017320very interesting
>>492017208You cannot invade Turkestan yet. Please chose another territory.
>>492017460Altay et Baikalia
>>492017404You're in. Please try to read my posts in this thread so you udnerstand how this game is played.>>492017410Really?I feel like it was a failure to lunch.
>>492017548k catpain
>>492017548it could use some work, I've noticed a few noob traps that would kill a run if played poorly. I think you have some stuff that works. After we play a bit more I'll give a more refined analysis.
>>492017542ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!
>>492017742Yeah.I wanted you all to have the table and see for yourselves where you can go.
>>492017772Northeast Caspian!
>>492017772ok if I'm doing this right I roll for the souls of saudi arabia and Sinai if allowed.
>>492017772My country right now is 92% European 8% Aboriginal. I will conquer Yukon
>>492017996Just one territory per round.
>>492017807the biggest issue is the possible disparity in early populations, having a sub 50million population is a bit of a handicap. Someone starting off with 10 or 20 million more than you is a gamebreaker. Though, I don't mind the challenge.A fix would be to have a limited number of default starting areas.
>>492018020ROLL! ROLL!! ROLL!TKD is now in the lead.Eurosphere didn't advance as he rolled zero.King Kong gets to expand towards two new territories this round as he rolled high.
>>492018035reminds me of that old joke.How do you TKD?One at a time
>>492018225Kubania et Caucasus
>>492018225Can I roll for Alberta? if not Yukon
>>492018066Yes. You get the intent, the idea... Therefore the initial rolls and me being so anal aabout each teritory you could get based on your initial roles.I also made a new set of rules. I roll 40. Although I'm a bit retarded about writing rules and most are probably just to explain the game to beginners. But then I couldn't transform the word file into a pdf (I thought I had the program).But ti was just for anons to know there are rules and to see them if they really want to. You guys don't need to read the rules to know how to play.
>>492018225roll for the rest of saudi the levant
>>492018225also Mongolia, sorry didn't read completely lol
>>492017320my man this map is mad.
>>492018283No. You'll go for Yukon.But next round you'll be able to take British Columbia which will do wonders for you.
>>492018225I wanna claim the Ohio region for Sharty
>>492018592Chose a colour and you're in.
>>492018470ok>>492018545kek
>>492018366ROLL! ROLL! ROLL! TKD can advance towards two territories this round.
>>492018886West Persia
>>492018680Gemerald green
>>492018886British columbia
>>492018886rolling towards levant and egypt.tkdturks are next
>>492018958Sorry Shart.You rolled 2.Therefore you can only chose a territory that is orange, yellow or blank in this map: >>492017320Ohio is too powerful for you.But once you chose a suitable territory, you can join.
>>492018958Expirience.
>>492019115Missouri
>>492019148OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK!EVERYBODY!HERE IS THE TABLE WITH THE YIELDS PER TERRITORY!YOU CANNOT CONQUER A TERRITORY THAT YIELDS MORE THAN TWICE OF YOUR HMS POWER.If you want to risk for a territory that is of higher yield than your power, you can, but you must roll 5 or higher.And the power of that territory cannot be twice as much as yours.NOW YOU CAN DEVISE YOUR OWN STRATEGIES!!!Open the map and then this table in one of your tabs and think for your fucking selves!!!pLEASE reply so I know you got it.
>>492019207You're in Shart.Please put your name up.
>>492019311Sharty TWP hating Nigger lovers offical brimstone khanate
>>492019360in the name-field of your posts
>>492019464Aye aye Captain
>>492019271>HMS POWER.I don't get it but I've never let ignorance stop me before.
>>492019013ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!King Kong is on the lead.TKD didn't advance as he did not roll enough to conquer such powerful territories.Shart has joined us.
>>492019663hundred million souls power
>>492019772Rolling for Quebec. If I can't, Alberta
>>492019772Northwest China
>>492019772>>492019663PLEASE ANONS, SEE THE TABLE!!!>>492019271>>492019148Basically, each territory yields a number of Souls. Most populous territories yield more Souls. With more Souls you win.Once you get One Hundred Million Souls expressed in the map as 1,000 HMS you get one bonus point in wars.And whoever has more HMS wins. Please anons, look at the map and at the table and decide by yourselves, remember:You cannot conquer territories which yield more than doubble the HMS that you currently have.And for those territories with HMS above yours but less than twice the number of yours you must roll 5 of higher to conquer.Territories with lower HMS than yours you can conquer all the time.Watch the map and the table and devise your own strategies!
>>492019772Hi Portoanon can I join
>>492019772Add me in! Genshit, in North China, colour Red
>>492014064How fucking DARE you name Michigan "Trans Ohio". You absolute double nigger. Apologies at once!
>>492019772rolling once more for egypt. secretes of anum will be mine.
OK add me in too my name is jainyd in darfur and kordofan color sky blue
>>492019970Of course you can. But you're fucked because you're relegated to blank territories here: >>492017320Chose territory, name and colour and you're in.
>>492020111
>>492020011Holly fuck!You're in. You practically won the game.He rolled 11, everybody!
>>492020263that's bullshit
>>492020251kek
>>492020263Cool fren I roll for a quick invasion of tebou land
>>492020163ROLL!TKD failed to conquer Egypt once more.And Genshit joined us.He's a super power.
>>492020111Massive kekIt's because it is beyond (trans) the Ohio river.
>>492020471Rolling for South China!
>>492020206Blue is already added.Please, to join state clearly: Your name, colour, and starting territory.
>>492020471game is pointless now but sure roll for sichuan
>>492020471rolling for yankee land, if not that Ontario
>>492020471Rolling for quick conquest of Tebou land and total nigger death
>>492020471goddam.rolling for anatolia
>>492020578OK pink then
>>492020471ah i just notice the HMS more than double rule, so >>492020538 disregard this, rolling for manchuria instead!
>>492020578>>492020471Starting territory: darfur et kordofan Name: jainydColor:pink Rolling for tebou land And killing all niggers in it
>>492020896are you actually in some mudhut in sudan? kek
Also, music for this thread?
>>492020896based Sudanese warlord
>>492020756Are you retarded. North China is the most powerful territory. You can conquer everything. South China would have to be TWICE as powerful as you in order for you to not be able to advance there. But it is half of your power.You're already in South China and with almost one billion Souls.>>492020896Okay, You're in.
>>492020975https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdmhyEqCINM
>>492020975https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sskkes_4Fdc
>>492021001bruh. stop telling him how to play.I'm trying to win this.
>>492021060https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-Gv1ea6sBI
>>492021001My bad lol, i looked at the table and thought since North China is 605,4, and South China is 372,1, i would need 744,2 HMS to have chance of conquering it
Pawn to E4
>>492020915Yeah and best part I get to kill nigger
>>492020896ROLL!TKD failed to conquer Anatolia.Brown guy in America gets to advance towards TWO territories this round.And holly fuck the Steppes were King but now China is a thing!AND A FUCKING SUDANESE NIGGER FREN JOINED US!WELCOME FREN!
>>492021060typical /k/oonery
>>492021231Rolling to take Sichuan! All of China must be Genshit!
>>492021103Sorry. Please keep giving me feedback.
>>492021231Trans Ohio and California or IdaLand
>>492021231rolling Egypt againam I missing something or just rolling shits?
>>492021280it's cool, I just feel a little cheated of my win. But it's all to make the game better, forgive my human pride.
>>492021327Please put your name up.
>>492021231Risky roll for Egypt
>>492021373alr
>>492021231Burma et Thailand
>>492021377god fookin damn
>>492021260better luck next roll
>>492021231give me ohio
>>492021358You were rolling for territories you need to roll 5 for (higher than your overal HMS without doubbling it) but you were rolling below 5.
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