PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE
>>492025403TYB and good evening anons. No new /ourtard/ pics yet.
>>492025403live chat and stream at cytuDOTbe/r/shekelstreams
>>492025477Checked, and thanks for keeping an eye out.
That is a meth pipe, Dan.
wew good reaction
I like how Dan framed that as if the barista was the initial aggressor. Fucking Jew.
Hey frens
Bros, I got so drunk last night it feels like I blinked and it was already 1am. Was there anything interesting last night because I don't remember anything past the first hour.
>>492025891Hey fren! That pic makes me chuckle every time. I miss the Hazen crew.
Officer serenity is hot. She’s my gf everyone.
>>492025891>>492026170yeah, what happened to hazen?
>>492026595hunting season, which will end the last week in January
>>492026595They all go on vacation for like 4 months every year for huntin' season. Crime is basically legal during hunting season.
>>492025479kys fag
>>492025403ty baker, we need a good epsiode going into this 2 week break
>>492026675>>492026662do they really fill their freezer with enough meat to make taking 4 months off worth it? in most of the east deer season is 2 weeks and the rest is just small game. it makes for a fun thing to do, but I can't imagine trying to live off that
>>492026787Possibly, hunting season in the south lasts for about 4 months and you can take several deer, not sure about Arkansas law. The off cuts on deer are often processed into sausage and cut with pork for moisture which really upps the pounds of meat you put in the freezer.
the white man rarely steps up anymore.
>>492025403Whooping it up tonight boys! Made my famous Scandinavian Taco Salads! Have a great show!
>>492026978Very festive.
>>492026978The fruit loops were a nice touch
hey you fucking goddamned niggers what the channel password on cytubewhat kind of a nigger uses a password none of the other channels use that fuck you bitch hope you die let me see my fucking livepd
>>492026776>2 week breaki know i'm going to forget about this and look for the thread anyways until it hits me and makes me sad
>>492027125Don't tell this crustacean.
thetvapp dot to Then search reelz.
>>492027229there wasnt a password last night go to hell nigger jewsdidthis channel not that other fags channeli can just watch it on thetvapp but i want to shitpost literally nobody uses passwords on cytube you fuckin fags
>>492026978I made a pizza with pepperonis, jalapenos, and pickled red onions.
>>492027482That's how a crustacean would type...
>>492027739Let me get a slice nigga.
>>492027739Nice. I've got to start baking again now that cold weather is back.
>>492027775you are a dumb nigger kike faggot and i hope your family dies in a fire
>>492027993Have you tried 'Password', with a capitol 'P'? Retard.
>>492027851Sure anon, there is enough to share.>>492027857What do you like to bake?
>>492028078That is not the password.
>>492028165You can watch at peacocktv.com
>>492028274you gay nigger ive been here for years pre-floyd
>>492028165Retard
>>492028425>why dont you know the password been using different streams theres like 5 you're a bitchnobody uses passwords on cytube its not a secret club you're all giant fucking losers
>>492028394I suggest you watch the show to same way you always have and stop begging us for passwords like a faggot.
>>492028583look, im not going to lurk for weeks until one of you gay niggers posts the password just tell me you cannot actually think you are so fucking important you joke
>>492028531Why don't you just ask the people in the room what the password is?
>>492028121score!
>>492028669>look, im not going to lurk for weeksNo need. You've been lurking since the pre-floyd days.
>>492028683you think you're funny huhi just wanted to say nigger in a chatroom with 8 other people also saying niggerfucking amazing that you would gatekeep that you fucking fags
>>492028121Mostly just bread, including cornbread. Pizza too. Thinking of branching out into pies and other desserts.
>>492028775Ive been watching livepd that longI visit this thread every few weeks, usually youre getting terrorized by a shitty fuckin guy insisting that you use his stream that guy is seemingly gone so I felt like maybe it would be worth joining in
good evening, niggers
Merry Christmas nagras
slow thread tonight
This bettor b gud
>>492028831I'll give you the password if you promise to fuck off from this thread.
>>492028915the show just fucking started
>>492028915we're about to go live
>>492028915It will pick up in a few minutes
>>492028943i dont even want it anymore and i doubt you know iti hope your mother gets raped by a pack of feral niggerkikes until she dies
The last episode of the year. Dan is losing millions of dollars over a holiday he hates
pork my core
That written drivers test is racist, just let him go with a warning.
so what else is sticks up to these days?
>why don't you have a license >the test be too hard mang
>>492028897Merry Christmas to you.
>>492027739That looks great! I usually use a high altitude crust cause I live up in the mountains.
>>492028990That's not very nice anon. Now I'm definitely not sharing the password with you.
>>492029066Holy fuck, you did that?
>>492029039apparently he turned wigger.
>>492029066Yours looks fantastic.
>Can't pass the written driver's test
>I bought it like disFuckin why? Why do they always buy and drive the rattiest pieces of shit?
I had KFC tonight What you boys eating and drinking tonight
>>492029122look at the pizza box anon......
>Clapped out hondas first scene It’s going to be one of those episodes?
>>492028956>>492028959>>492028975I forgot it was just first shift. DESU I came home and sacked out on the couch and haven't moved for like two hours kek. I hope tonights gonna be a good show. get all those retarded alcoholics drunk for Winters Solstice out
>>492029205Sorry. I'm retarded. So dumb.
>>492029185What did you get, how was it, and how much did it cost?
>>492029214I wasn't even aware these subhumans could afford a newer accord to ruin like that. >t. accord enjoyerMan I love my 2016 with the V6 and manual. Tons of fun.
>>492029214Full night of verbal warnings and otherwise non feral perps. Take a shot every time someone gets let go with just a warning.
>>492029185Indian food and New York cheesecake with plum jam. Sangiovese
>>492029122Yeah, I used to work at a wood fired pizza place. Dough was my specialty but sometimes it will fuck up on you.
post stream link that isn't jewed damnit!
>>492029280I mean, he maybe was going for the authentic delivery look. But I dunno.
>>492029319Ooh looks tasty.
>>492029295Its a strange culture; they'll have 1 person that mostly has their life together, buys a house, buys a nice car, then 99% of the people around that otherwise good person just fucks up their life by borrowing their car, doing fraud, and begging to be on tether at that house so its frequently visited by the police.
>>492029214Straight pipes abound
>>492029367shrimp link, avoid
>officer Bryce
>>492029066Nice pie! What's your high altitude crust recipe?
>>492029367>>492029367>>492029367nigger
>>492029328my stream is jewed in that it is kosher. no shramps. if you know what I mean.cytuDObe/r/shekelstreamsfree speech is paramount >>492029367this guy is a mossad adjacent, no shit. he uses the phrase "shitskin" and always defends israel.
>you see what had happen wuzlife story every time for a simple question
>>492029547that's DOT not DO, lol
>assailant shoots himselfI'm convinced without white people they all would just die from sheer stupidity.
how many guns they got in there
my mma is on cytumy livepd is on thetvappi wanted to unify them but whateverfuck the shirmp, fuck the stream gatekeepersyoure all gay
>>492029469Bryce HUGEher insta is hot AF
>>492029547You don't have a "stream" you technologically illiterate retard kekYou have a craptube room with 2 other botsLmao
>>492029640I'm not trying to gatekeep. I am a free speech absolutist
>>492029640>youre all gay
This kinda getting feral already
>>492029519Basic dough recipe, but dissolve your yeast in hot water until it forms a one inch head before you add it, dissolve the sugar in cold water and don’t add until the yeast. Also a cup of olive oil once it’s mixed. Makes it easier to roll out and browns nicely. Needs to proof for at least two hours until it doubles in size. You’re basically making beer in bread form.
is it weird to anybody else when black people celebrate christmas?
>>492029724>>492029757this thread is my chatroom nowthis is your fault
Did she say "I'm her daughter I'm smart as hell."
>>492029776No, a lot of them go to church and pastor seems to be a popular occupation
>>492029776>Kwanzmas
>>492029810>this thread is my chatroom nowI can't leave either
>tarantula hair>13 separate warrantsEvery time I see that hair you just see them calculating on what to steal or destroy next.
Happy Saturday fellas! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
All brownoids ruin civilization.
Niggers literally just chimping out over nothing?
5 hours. why
I wish I could show 1950s Americans what niggers do to intersections
>>492030002Should be dealt with by machine gun.
30 pieces of trash. I get being young and doing car stunts. Do it in a parking lot. And leave innocent citizens alone. US going to shit.
>>492030003cops let this go on for 5 hours
>>492030003>>492030002ITS THEIR CULTURE!Didn't FL make it 100% legal to run these people over in situations like this?
>we dont have time to show you all these criminalskek they could at least do more than 30 seconds cant they? they shifted away from faces and talked again for 30 seconds when they could be doing that with faces on the screen. i can see through you dan
>>492029980nothing happened to him. he did nothing wrong. the boomer had it coming
>>492029980Kek there it is
>>492030063I KNOW. IM ASKING WHY THEY LET IT GO ON FOR 5 HOURS. SORRY>>492030067police should show up and use live ammo
>hooligansSurely, that's on the list.
>>492029980nigger>captcha: KKK
https://imgur.com/9CzHAL9
>>492030054based. it would happen very rarely from then on
>>492030208>IM ASKING WHY THEY LET IT GO ON FOR 5 HOURSI was wondering that too. They seem pretty useless.
She has an alcoholic body
WHAT DID CANKLES LOOK LIKE
>MightIf tit to gut ratio is within spec
Cutie pie?
>>492030281If there's a better solution I'd like to hear it. Same with border hoppers.
>>492029810whatI'm offering a legitimate chatroomcytuDOTbe/r/shekelstreamsjust pick a fun username
>>492030470a man of good taste. I've been saying the same thing for years. military with live ammo on the border. period.
>>492030395yeah, why not
>>492030518fuck kikes
>>492030208>>492030289It would be racist to kindly ask them to stop.
This cop looks like the drunk guy from last night.
>>492030151What’s going on pimp
>>492030574kek
>>492030529decent socked feet at least
>>492030574Glasses and long beard is a common look now a days
>>492026968If you ever go to SF, make sure to visit this barista and tip him big. I will. Hero.
>>492030621The ankle tattoo was a massive turn off.
I fucking love driving.
>>492026968based
>>492026978Did you eat barney and shit this out?
>>492030768>SCV GOOD TO GO, SIR
Sloppy police work there. They gave him a bunch of chances to pull out his gat and pop them
OG pimp
>>492029763Nice. Will try it if we ever do a fast dough instead of sourdough.
niggers love luxury cars with 300k miles on them
>>492030768>This is jimmy
>>492030936elder crack head in a jaaaaaaaaaag!
it's kinda wild to see an old crack head. crack might not be as bad as i've been led to believe
Crake
>>492030894I bet this dude gets blasted on rock and gets the sloppiest car head from street whores.
>>492030725It wasn't that good. I usually like an ankle tattoo.
>>492031111With those digits I think you’re correct
>>492031111numbers confirm
>>492031111checked
>>492030988Dude looks pretty respectable, actually.
>>492031111
>>492031207how does he do it?
>>492031111indisputable
>>492030553I'm not a kike. the joke is that shramp isn't kosheruse your brain
>>492031207Believe it or not, there was a time when heavy drug users and people in abject poverty comported themselves with at least some semblance of propriety and respect.
>>492031366well at least there isnt a passwordwhat kind of absolute giant faggot uses a password for a vidya chatroom
I just want to DampRid, bros :(
>>492031207Crack really is a patrician’s high
this nigga has whole cookies
>>492031438That was before the CIA mastered parasitic black budget funding, now they have a strong population of fent addicts and they just take a cut from the cartel. It took decades for them to create this underlying population of vulnerable people to suck the life out of. Heroin wasn't good enough, crack wasn't good enough. Now they're just zombies. It's perfect.They absolutely exist because they are deliberately targeted by the CIA, btw. They are profiled and abused.
>>492031438Well, apparently he's a dealer. So maybe he was just trying out the product? Qualify control. Very nice of him, actually. Wants to make sure his customers are getting their money's worth.
>>492031521based
>>492031469It's already Solstice, summer will be here before you know it.
>>492031565based and 1980s pilled
>>492031521This cop’s blaccent is so extreme it’s like something someone would do on SNL and then face a massive outcry for on Monday.
>it all started with my son's baby mommaI imagine these people have well funded 401k's, pay their taxes early, and employ many people creating artisan products.
>>492031565I've thought for some time that the govt is in on the fentanyl business. That's why they stopped drs from prescribing opiates. They wanted to create a desperation, and they did. I really can't hate our govt any more than I already do. They are the source of every problem in our country.
>still has the window unit in december
>>492031571I sometimes wonder how I’m not a drug addict. I’m happy I’m not for a number of reasons, but I’m sure if I had a dealer they’d cut my drugs with baby laxative and I’d have no idea.
Mutt family
>>492031731They don't remove them from the windows ever. I was in a customers house that incorrectly installed his and just had a giant 1x1 hole constantly letting in weather and bugs. I asked how long it was like that, and he said for 3 years because he can't figure out how to plug the hole.
>>492031792high yellas
>>492031603We're almost there bros! The days are getting longer again!
>you...uh...know kendree is?>Uh....big ass haus
>>492031706>I've thought for some time that the govt is in on the fentanyl businessThey've been deep into every other drug craze for the past fifty years, why not fent
I didn’t think I was sexually frustrated even though I haven’t had sex for six years but lately I’ve been having dreams about Bryce beating me up.
>>492031751Good job anon. Keep on the straight and narrow. I know a couple. You don't want to be like that.
>officer swangerhe should work houston pd.
Lmao even the cops wanna take it easy on the old pimp playa smoking rocks
Serenity is hot. She’s is my waifu
>>492031999Swangas anon
These Louisiana cops are such low class disrespectful low IQ pieces of shit. They're like the polar opposite of Hazen.
>>492031999Checked. I see those cars all the time.
>>492032003imagine the smell
>>492032067You should have been around for the LA cops on LivePD that wore floral shirts under their vests. I’m really surprised the town didn’t rise up and lynch them
>>492032067That’s what all of Louisiana is just ignorant low IQ trash
>>492032139I was around for LivePD but I guess I don't remember.
Does the Crack smoker have a Bentley...?
>>492032139They were the drug task force, right before livepd got cancelled due to Covid and BLM
i don't like investigations, dan. let's see some action.
>>492032147Yesterday they were kicking around that guy's lighter on the ground cause they thought it was a buttplug, and laughing like it was the funniest thing on earth. Fucking embarrassing.
>>492032214Draguar
>>492032214jaaaaaaaag
>>492032289it's called a team building exercise.
>>492032003
>>492032139I forgot about those shirts fuuuug short sleeved like they were on the beach
santa is a nigger now??
Fun fact: Arlington national cemetery was built on Robert E. Lee’s home that he owned and Grant decided to bury union soldiers on as a fuck you to Robert E. Lee
Whelp, we know she's not getting any sleep tonight. That's a big cup of coffee
like a glove.
>>492032692Lee kicked Grant’s ass at West Point and on the battlefield
>>492032692BASED
Do you think the horse was taken to jail too?
…Indiana jones?
I don't think this dude is stable.
lol who are they gonna find to ride that horse back to the guys house
>>492032953More like Donkey Kang
a cowboy nigger
Is it legal to ride a horse while drunk?
>>492033086idk sometimes the popo harrass the drunk amish with their buggies over in PA
>>492033086Yes
>>492033086It is on your property.
>>492033086In some jurisdictions, no. They’ll still get you for PI or something.
That cop almost got rocked by the horse
Two mules for brother Curtis
>>492033086i have heard of dui on horseback.
>>492033086IT'S NOT A HORSE IT'S A MULE
>>492033183riding lawn mowers and bicycles too
>Say Mule again motherfucker!
Dan is such a fucking city slicker holy shit
that's a rough 39, jeesh
>>492033240lmfao
>>492033262He admits he’s a lame city boy.
>>492033240kek
>>492033240Wow Hey guiseWe got a boomer over here, guiseLook a boomer making boomer jokesHahahahaFucking old fucking fuck, just KYS already dude, jeez! Seriously!
>>492033086You can get a DUI in all kinds of shit: a boat, a golf cart, a side by side, bicycle, horse, and I heard a legend they were trying to give people renting electric scooters to get home DUI's.
Dan is a chaps connoisseur
>>492033353I'm pretty sure there's plenty of bodycam vids to support the scooter thing but I'm not positive enough to go look it up
Is this a Christmas market?
Holy shit this is nigger central
you should all kill yourselves for shilling this nigger worshipping goyslop talmudvision.
>>492033339Sir, this is a comfy frenly thread.
Community building in Monroe LA
>>492033353I've seen clips of people getting arrested trying to get on a scooter shit face drunk
niggers aren’t human
>>492032097obama mart is more aesthetic
I really wish Big Dick Don would make a guest appearance one of these episodes and give a play by play of these interactions. I really think it could bridge the racial divide
>>492033478kek
>>492033496>”Community”Warning sign
I wanted to see how the crime in Monroe compared to where I am (Vegas) and wow that is a shit hole
if my life was ruined from a DUI on a fucking scooter i honestly don't know what I would do
>>492033560Add it to the list
>>492033353If you noticed, they didn’t charge this guy with a DUI. Again, it varies from jurisdiction to jurisdiction. If it’s a mechanical device that you control, yes, you can get some sort if DUI. In the case of a bicycle, it’s possible but you’ve gotta be doing something beyond stupid to get that kind of charge.
>>492033478you seem confused about what we do here
How's it going tonight
Ah nigger faggots
Imagine cheering as a fat niggers gunt flops around in front of you
>>492033717Just in time for the Cupid shuffle
how are you making these .WEBMs so quickly lmaooooo
>>492033717lots of shenanigans, and a mule getting a hamburger
>>492033705Odds he will get caught impregnating one of those underage back up dancers
that cop has nice titties
>>492033717My butthole fell off.
>>492033717impeccable timing
>>492033622>In the case of a bicycle, it’s possible but you’ve gotta be doing something beyond stupid to get that kind of charge.Oh yeah, like your head light and tail light not being on at night or it just stopped working while you ride home.
>>492033838/opl/ webm anon is a legend. Dude is wicked fast.
Adam Driver looking officer
> I hear dat
blunt guts all over the shifter
I like to stroke my fucking rod to officer serenity on on patrol life
>>4920337173/10 so far
>>492034026
Airplanes don't have hands though
he just wanted to get home
niggers are so lazy they'll steal a car instead of walking home.
he'll be out in no timebiden pardoned the kids for cash judge
>didn't want to walk home so he stole a carJust execute his ass, he's going to kill someone in the near future because he doesn't like them
>dem keedsJust tell on yourself bruh
that's 5.7 grams
Probably the most nigger thing ever
>>492034162saw a headline Biden might pardon every single federal prisoner on death row. not joking.
>Complimenting a multiple felon GTA perp who resists arrest
>you're polite, I respect that
>>492034160
>>492034211Also, I read that he's doing "merit mercies"
>>492034248Richie is such a fuckin dork.
>>492034292Officer Reddit
>>492034283total insanity but typical
Definitely not drunk driving
>>492034398AYY NO ENGLISH!
Ok why does literally every nigger in America smoke weed? Is it some religious practice ? Can’t even drive past them without smelling the shit
I spent a lot of time in Knoxville with my old fiancé and Knoxville is crazy… Not bad crazy but just crazy in general
That look on his face was too fast to screenshot
>>492034417I smoke weed every day but at least I can like not do it in my fucking car and drive. Probably a million niggers in prison would be free if they could just not smoke in their car or right before.
>>492034462>my old fiancéIf it’s not too probing, what’s the story? Unless you got married in which case, congrats.
>>492034090YWN have officer costa tuck you in and kiss your forehead
>>492034470he's fine
>>492034090she saw my dick
>>492034583Good catch anonYou're an MVP
Humboldt County is like the mecca of pot
>>492034643When you’ve been awake long enough the shadow people appear
new bread >>492034740>>492034740>>492034740
I'm so tired of hearing that nigger sing in this Jail commercial.
I think his name came up
>>492034795YEW LIE I SWEAR TA GAWD
>>492034777Damn, TYB
>>492034664Used to be. Now you can get killer strains in most legal states. Humboldt is a hangout for burnouts and tree hippies.
>>492034849well yeah. I just mean the emerald triangle history. and now it's overrun with mex gangs and all kinds of madness
>>492034559Almost got married, her family lived around Knoxville… Had 2 kids together and fought a lot, spent 5 years separated from each other, but got reunited and basically have been married for the last 10 years without it being official. I still have my own place and her and my kids have their place but we are basically like boyfriend/girlfriend teenage relationship where she will spend the night with me and I’ll spend the night with her when we feel like like it. My kids only call me dad and will tell me if mom ever has any “visitors” but I’m free to have female friends over whenever I want because my kids aren’t there to snitch on me.
taze this pig
>>492033495You're a gayly faggot fren
