PREVIOUS >>492025403ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?REELZ - STREAMS BELOW IF YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHO WOULD PAY FOR CABLE
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>>492034740shiiiet I aint never stole a thang in my lifehttps://cytuDOTbe/r/shekelstreams
How many murders has this guy committed?
I liked him in better call Saul
>never stolen anything in my lifeHe's a burglar.
Dan Abrams is a nigger lover
was he asleep when the officer walked up? What the fuck is that hand truck doing therelegit looks like a serial killer truck
>>492034856>never stolen anything in my lifeif you make someone give you something, it's not stealing
If you're afraid, park in the lot of an active business such as Walmart.
>reading a book in an empty parking lot>talks like a cuntThis bitch is a crazy asshole
Holy shit that California accent is ear canal rape.
…this woman is a crackhead, isn’t she
Schizo bitch.
Kill her please
>afraid of crack heads around there>refuses to leave to read her bookWhat the fuck is wrong with this woman?
>Karen was just reading a book and looking out for crackheads>Crackheads could be anywhere she thought
that's a man
This lady votes to let criminals out then complains it’s not safe for single women like her
Fuck herSearch the car
Holy shit this bitch should go missing.
Kek, the attitude on this snobby bitch
you know what absolutely bogs my fucking my mind? Cops really try to leave you the fuck alone half the time and people really just jump down your throat anyways? fucking hell
>i have the right to fear for my lifeexcuse me
>I am a single woman and I have a right to sit in my car near where crackheads hang out and fear for my life
Dan hates racist slurs - unless it's Karen, which is exclusively for White woman. Go fuck yourself, Abrams, you subversive.
Excuse me maam I smell crack in your car please step out of the vehicle
>>492035102The one time I wish a bitch would get raped and left for dead in the woods.What a cunt.
>>492035102pottery
>>492035129He owes us a shanniqua or tyrone now.
>Cameraman didnt circle around to show her face and let her know she was being filmedYou had one job bro
>>492034740join us at cytuDOTbe/r/shekelstreamsfree speech absolutistsno shramps aka seadwarfwe call him a seadwarf now
>>492035129Did you see how Dan hired like a 3 million dollar a year executive protection contract after the Luigi shooting
happy this nigga won the saudi sword earlierclearly one of the all-time grapes, as emmanual steward would say
>>492035238We really needed a profile of that bitch. Imagine if she's hot?
>I see us having problems with her and the city in the futureBased facist cop
>>492035247He just wants attention. No one cares about him. And I bet he left News Nation because they'll cover Trump positively when he takes office and he has TDS.
>i see us having problems with her in the future
>>492035129>>492035235The Karen equivalent is Kesha.They HATE that name.
>>492035402>KeshaPronounced like Key-sha or keh-sha?
>we will allowNo shall not be infringed
>>492035488It's pronounced Key-sha only that singer bitch pronounces it the other way.They hate her too.
I want them to ban prescription drug ads.
>it's great for guys who love big pies>only show women in the ad
>>492035593hopefully RFKjr does it. most other countries don't have them
Poor dog wants to get away from those niggers so bad
Dogs are stolen
BANG THEY SHOT THE DOG
BRYCE TAKE MY SEED
Nice doggos
>>492035593JD Vance talked about this on Joe Rogan. Basically he said the politicians are too bought and paid for by big pharma for it to happen.
>>492035593That simply cannot happen. You know how much they spend on advertising as a means to control the news?
I wish i could take shits as long and thick as that snake.
>>492035701
>>492035702>puppers
Fed him mice?
>A random snek appears
IT WON'T LET ME CHAT WHAT THE FUCK
>>492035593but corporations are people and people have the right to free speech
I remember being young and street racing. Good times. Got pulled over once for it and the motorcycle cop just gave me a speeding ticket.
how is that cop not dying of heat stroke dressed like that in Daytona Beach
>>492035982It's 52 degrees F
>>492035246Sam the gay little unemployed indian manlet who can't code?
>>492035982>heat stroke>in the middle of 52 degree Florida winterHe's gonna be completely fine anon.
probably paying 30% interest on that mustang with a credit score of 400
>>49203598260 degrees is -10 to Florida man
>>492035982Its cold in Florida tonight. Probably low 50s in Daytona.
>>492036077>It's 52 degrees F>wearing layers and a coat>and a stocking cap>inside car most of the time50 is warm as fuck nigger
expensive dogs
>>492036112Florida Man here. Anything under 50 and i dont want to go anywhere or get out of bed. It is our kryptonite.
Cop gave him a big break. 30 over and they can tow your car and take you to jail.
>>492036118inb4 a smug Northern fag goes "COLD? You call that cold"
Fuck this. If they were racing on busy streets, they endangered other drivers. $166 ticket does nothing. Give them a charge.
>>492036077>It's 52 degrees FThat's a comfy fall/spring temperature where you dress up in a t-shirt and an open jacket
>>492036185It was 55 in SD today and I almost passed out walking from my car to sams club because I wore a coat, assuming it would be similar to last night (15 mph North wind and 20 degree)
I'm so glad the M&M Christmas ad from the 90s never got pozzed or remade. I remember they pulled that shit with the Hersey's Kisses ad and even black people were upset.
>>492036236they haven't been through a Texas or Florida summer. It's in the 40's rn in Houston. Can confirm it's chilly and I have my blankie ready for tonight.
>>492036258Its Christmas. Have a heart fren.
>>492036336Bro you serioushttps://time.com/6249551/m-m-candy-mascots-culture-wars/
>>492036296I watched some of that SD ND college football game today. Bretty good. It was cold in ND today too.
>>492036338I'm from Michigan so I know cold, but acting like 50 is too frosty to be outside is strange. I currently live in Texas and when its fucking hot and humid I don't feel like doing anything outside.
>>492036336>I'm so glad the M&M Christmas ad from the 90s never got pozzed or remade.I thought the remade the green (girl) eminem to be less feminine or more fat or something, then added the purple (tranny)?? I know there was something but don't quote me on the specifics
Who is more insufferable, that blow hard cop from Arizona who makes tic tocks of him pulling people over, or the old YouTube boomer from Minnesota who pulls up at nigger filled gas stations at midnight & jokes with them like nothing is wrong with the situation?
>>492036336I saw the Hershey bell ringing commercial this year and it looks like they might have used AI or something to scale it into HD. Never saw the quality look as good as that before... It was always blurry and stretched up until now...
>>492036341No. Not for those who endanger others. Never. And proof it ain't about race for me cuz he was White.
>>492036338You gay motherfucker
>>492036436"blankie" is his boyfriend
>>492035807>>492035810thank you ileta enjoyer
You anons don't understand Floridian people.We survive the muggy, scourching, and humid seasons then when a slight cold hits most of us get a shock by the temperature change.And it fluctuated day to day. Just a few days ago it was mildly warm now it's snapped to cold.
>>492036407the latter, he should be shooting them
>>492036138they are probably stolen
>>492036400>but acting like 50 is too frosty to be outside is strange. I currently live in Texas and when its fucking hot and humid I don't feel like doing anything outside.50s are kind of OK, but 40s and below is cold. And yeah, summers are brutal and you never really get used to them, even as a native. Those solar long sleeve shirts and sunscreen are essential for outdoor productivity.
>>492036404>>492036376I'm speaking of that particular Santa ad not the other shit. >>492036416Chances are they just remastered the original. Pretty easy to clean up old film.
Guys, if chief Taylor is deaf and now he's wrecked several cop cars and has a personal assistant, are they going to force him to retire in 2025?
>>492036479you guys sound kinda like lizards
invisible fleeing vehicle
>>492036604I hope not. If anything he won't be out on the beat like before.
>>492036380ND/WY/SD/MT football is peak
>>492036599here in the desert the temp drops 40 degrees every nightsoon as the sun goes down its a different climate entirely
>>492036664heh. Dan would do that, invent a car chase. he lives forcar chasesjokes at the expense of law abiding tax payersnonviolent White apprehensions
>>492036684As Florida Man this sounds based.
pleez don't be pregnant
>>492036684Living in a location with changing climates is hard to explain to people. Usually the snow birds and transplants here is Florida have to experience it for themselves.
Those dice are filled with fentanyl
So having weed in the car with a medical card means they can still search?! What kind of Jew BS is that
toll: paid
>>492036768"Is she pregnant or just fat?"
Let's hear her name. "Dreamer."
>>492036684That sounds nice. There is a Death Valley anon that posts up in threads where anons are complaining about the heat and calls us pussies. I always thought the temp drops at night in all deserts, but apparently not in Death Valley. Something to do with the mountains interfering with the ocean wind IIRC.
Why don't we get to tag along with that St Lucie female cop?
Lmao white kween nigs obsess over
>>492036785Many people who do weed do other shit as well. Especially niggers and spics.And weed isn't legal in Florida it's decriminalized from city/county to city/county.
>>492036807Just fat. Tit to gut ratio is busted like a can of biscuits.
>>492036857Yeah try working in a t-shirt and then you have a long day at work and now it's 20 degrees outside and you have a 15 mile bike ride home in the desert you gotta plan differently
When you have cards with other peoples names on it and the cops find it you are fucked.
>>492036886I’m glad I live in a modern state where I can go to a weed store and buy it like anything else
>Called her mamaFucking niggers are such big children
America, everybody. She has parents in her life and she lives like that, has that long sheet? I'd like to know about her parents. Or maybe she was born a bad apple.
She a good boy! She dindu nuffin!
Bix nood
Should check if the dad has a drivers license
ngl I just want to live in prison normal life is fake and gay I just want to do push ups and get free food I dont fucking care anymore life is gaycan you volunteer to go to prison?
>>492037022You just saw why she's the way she is.Overbearing loud bossy mammy and docile dad who just stays out of the confusion.Notice when the cops said she had weed in plain view the mammy was in denial. She willing to take up for his brat even when she's in the wrong. This shit happens from when they're small to way into their adult hood.
>this pill has carrots and blueberries and pomegranatesbitch, you can just eat carrots and blueberries and pomegranates. wtf is wrong with people
>>492037113Just go rob a police a station, it's a victimless cried and they'll take you to your cell on the spot.
>>492037113You don't want to do that.It's not just working out and eating baloney sammiches. You deal with gangs, you only get free shit at a certain time of year, if you don't have family on the outside you're fuck, even if you have a patience of a monk something or someone will be a thorn in your side.But if you really want to go in steal something. Go shoplift a bunch and when you get in front of a judge curse them out.
When did we as a society allow wearing pajama pants in public?So trashy
So relieved no White people in the US are missing according to Dan's show.
NO NOT THE LATINA CUNNY!!!
Heather mydickus
What kind of spanish bitch is named Heather?
His name is Trae Tha Truth? and he named his daughter Truth so her full name is Truth Truth?Fuckin what?
>daughter missing, not the dadRare
trae the truth seems like a good decision maker
>>492036684>soon as the sun goes down its a different climate entirelyOurs can change 40+ from day to night but usually not that drastic, but it can also change from 70 to -20 within a week or shorter.Fun fact: Imagine being a farmer in 1930s and its cold as fuck and youre miserable and trying to get your cows in the right barn to try to keep them from dying in the elements. It's minus 5 degrees. Now imagine while you are cursing the cold, suddenly it starts getting noticeably warmer, and 2.5 minutes later, it's 45 (which feels like 80 compared to -5) degrees outside. I like to think that those farmers thought the world was about to end, rapture was here, we're all DED. But then within a half hour it dropped ALL the way back down and then some to -10 degrees. What a roller coaster that must have felt like. Caused by Chinook winds
TRUTH NUKE THOMPSON
>>492037423Thanks. I always fall in take info on the missing black kids segment to throw them off.
>padding the show with a chase with no car
>>492037385my norwegian grandparents were in north dakota when it was still a territory they lived in a sod house(a fucking mud hut) in north dakota
>>492037463it's a hypothetical pursuit.
Be a shame if someone called this gentalman's tree service
>>492037516Im writing the Google reviews
>MY BALLS>MY ASS>MY HAIRanother schizo
That the first "pussy" on OPL? He's a gem and by gem I mean piece of shit.
This nigga got slob dripping from his nigger lips
bark bark bark bark
>>492037492Schrodinger's Charger
>real job like meWhat's this gentlemans profession?
>>492037492>>492037642
kek out of all the people there he chimps at the fucking cameraman, fucking hell what a retard
>>492037673Selling contraband.
>>492037673Sexual Companionship Consultant
>>492037489>they lived in a sod house(a fucking mud hut) in north dakotaNGL I've thought just about every time I've driven through the bad lands where you can see 40 miles in each direction how nice it would be to just grab a dirt bike and go dig a hole and put a tent in it for like a year
>>492037673It's always amusing to hear people who aint't shit and never will be shit talk trash to people with good jobs.This one junkie tried to curse out a pharmacist and mocked him for working in a Publix.
>>492037701Camera man can't tune him up in booking. If he keeps up they'll take him in, give a wink, and he's in one of them strap chairs.
dementia is so fucking funny I can't even lie
>>492037673idk
Please flip or hit a poleMake this worth it
>dodge journeythe 400 credit score people are at it again
They should get a camera crew in one of the areas that already have snow
>>492037786It is not. And imagine what it feels like to experience it. Be better.
>terminatelol good night, fuck this show
The cops getting outrun by a fucking vanNot once but twice
>>492037731https://gigapan.com/gigapans/83134
Dammit.
fucking cucks
>>492037113it depends on what jail/prison you go tothe well run/funded ones are a breezewhile the shitty ones are hell holesnot really a dice roll i'd care to take in the US
crime pays.
Fun fact: cop show camera guys are more likely to be killed by the cops they’re following than criminals.
They gotta use their phones to communicate with other LEO in knoxville?
dan teasing a pursuit before a 2 week break.
This is my first time watching till 12... Do they just kill the stream in 9 minutes?
>>492038463Yes. It’s game over, man, game over!
>>492038460This was the best looking woman they ever pulled over with a cup of blood and piss in the cup holder.
Dan you absolute cunt how dare you go to break during one of the best chases this show has had? You're a greedy bitch who hates your viewers except as $
>don't blame me
Did Dan just say don’t blame me?
>>492038460hurts not to have her in my life. ty for photo.
>>492038553He means for the election results. He tried.
>>492038550>>492038553>>492038546
Dan is a Jewish son of a bitch but I respect him. He used his Jew powers to basically build a media empire himself.
When a blonde White woman pops out of your shower, it's very scary. Thanks, advertisers. That's who's terrorizing the nation.
>>492036138always niggers and puerto ricans with these french bull dogs. No clue how since they are expensive af
What's up with the ice cream in this squatty potty commercial?
>>492038639it's a good gig if you can get it
>4 years at Julliard>several hundred thousand in debt>only acting job is toilet accessory commercial
>>492038687>No clue how since they are expensive afGood question. Prator would get to the bottom of it.
>>492038688You can’t show human shit piling up as it’s being excreted so they evoke thoughts of it instead with soft serve ice cream.
FAT ASS CAMERA MAN KILL YOURSELF
From our family to yours, Happy Kwanza!
Camera guy is tiredThink about how much Dan hates showing who the street criminals are disproportionately and how his show is still filled with them. Simply not enough Whites to meet his needs.>WowSay it, Dan. Say the truth.
>new big cityWhat's the most boring city they could add?
rate the 2024 finale, anons>5/10
>you's a bitchTopkek
Above average episode to end the year and a big city PD added next year
it just changed to some dumb song will the shit come back on or is it joever for the night
They could have put him against that cold brick wall and grinded him against it but they chose the drain
>>492038855Salt Lake
>>492038855Oklahoma City
I care about all of you, especially the OGs here from the first weekend with KISS, and wish you Merry Christmas and happy holidays.
>>492038869Wakanda. All the crime is by Whites.
Welp see you in the new year anons. Merry Christmas and a happy new year. Be safe and be blessed.
>>492038858it wasn't shabby at all. 7/10, mainly because of frens.
>>492038858>5/10fair
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srMRdGJUY2UAlright everyone, now listen to the CFP song 3 times before you go to bed and try not to be humming it right when you wake up
It would be really funny if glasses and beard motormouth were a college professor
Good night frens. My new years wish is finding out what happened to that jerk cop from Nye County many moons ago!
