OI WASTEMAN SKENG SENPAI INNITMELISSA AND HER CREW WILL MEET YA WITH DE MANDEM OUTSIDE TESCO'S IN BRIXTON AFTER LANDFALL INNITWANNA FIGHT?MELISSA:5:00 AM EDT Tue Oct 28Location: 17.2°N 78.3°WMoving: NNE at 5 mphMin pressure: 901 mbMax sustained: 175 mph>Preparations and SafetyEvacuation orders and map for Florida https://www.floridadisaster.org/evacuation-orders/https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.htmlhttps://www.ready.gov/hurricaneshttps://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane>Sats and visualshttps://www.dapiya.top/satellite/floater/https://weather.cod.edu/satrad/https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.phphttps://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcweb/active/https://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&×pan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true>Info and Datawww.nhc.noaa.govwww.ndbc.noaa.gov>Modelshttps://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/https://www.pivotalweather.com/model.phphttps://weather.us/model-chartshttp://spaghettimodels.com/storm.aoml.noaa.govhttps://deepmind.google.com/science/weatherlabhttps://www.weathernerds.org/models/fnv3.html
>>5200079394 hours till touchdown. Pray for Jamaica
>>520007939>be me>watching hurricane stats yesterday>they say it's gonna hit at 3am or so>go to sleep early>wake up>still the same distance away>still the same strength of stormdid god put this shit on pause for me or something?
>>520007939I hope he uses this as an opportunity to buy up land in Jamaica and build new resorts.
>>520007995>4 hourshow long has it been stuck at 4 hours? 1 day? 2?
>>520008061No, it’s on schedule
Previously on:>>519994751>>519994751
>>520008061Its on its projected time
>>520008080checkedsure on schedule.. like 2 days ago now
>>520007939NHC 5AM Update:Hurricane #Melissa Advisory 28: Conditions Deteriorating On Jamaica as Extremely Dangerous Category 5 Melissa Slowly Approaches. Catastrophic Winds, Flash Flooding, and Storm Surge Expected On The Island Today. http://hurricanes.gov
LIVESTREAMS:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7BptNxZ2sEhttps://www.youtube.com/@tornadopaigeyy/videosNIG STREAM:https://www.youtube.com/live/DEfK8scSiEo?si=9DDyC4DVr79_qXuAhttps://www.youtube.com/live/lakPtFRsObQhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Lt_iev8x4https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJ6C03WtBJEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVr7_V4Tohwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB-FPjPS14Qhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U67jHOGjH70https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u70ySp4OuHYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0w-636mEDYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPwW9xN3e1M
>>520008146Evan Fryberger's stream is down due to a power outage.kek, so it begins.
>>520007995perfect, firing up a flight to Jamaica in flight simulator
>>520008061
>>520008061NONOT AGAINNOT FOUR HOURS AGAINITS BACK
>marked increase in moralfagging tonightInflux of redditors, or chuds realizing that It's Happening and feeling guilty for all the shitposts?
>>520008241Here they are
>>520008272I think youre a dumb frogboy
>>520007939Reminder that Melissa has been consistently breaking both the previous storms and her own earlier record for driest tropical cyclone eye.>OP picrelMore recently set the global record @ -3.14 °C
>>520008241thats a fat bitch
>>520008181>Evan Fryberger lost powerI fucking KNEW it wasn’t my internet. Everything else was working fine. Kek, poor guy. He’s down to 200 viewers now
Melissa owes me sex
>>520008272It’s almost certainly Redditors
>>520008344Emojis coded by locationMutt for Atlantic Chink for west pacific
>>520008344what does that mean?
>>520008429Could have at least used different emojis for male and female but good job anon
>>520007939praying for happening!
>>520008500Refer to >>520005304
>>520008429>>520008500Hotter eye means more energy so more destruction, I guess?
>>520008351>>520008375Want more of Mel?
>>520008617is their boat sinking?
>>520008617>>520008548>>520008319I normally don't fuck with AI slop, but this is... acceptable
>>520008548KEK I LOVE ITWE NEED MORE HURRIHUMAN CONTENT>>520008546Just wanted to keep by it simple thanks KekDid some more here>>520008500Dr>>520008583Drier eyes mean stronger storms usually Also is it true gstaad is full of Americans?
>>520008061Garry??? Is they really you?
>>520008061gary come home
>>520008703>>520008688It’s not sinking just huge waves>>520008548
Sanka, you wet? Yeah mon
>>520008753>Also is it true gstaad is full of Americans?It's full of rich globocapitalists in general, also pajeet and arab.
>>520008575>>520008583>>520008753Jesus what kind of voodoo did they do to earn this shit?
>>520008849you making these? ship humberto and gabriella together they cute for each other considering those two hurricanes were chasing each other.
>>520008882I'm waiting for the first body to float past a camera, i'll screencap it and name it "Cool runnings.jpg"
>>520007995>Pray for JamaicaYou know normally I watch hurricanes and just enjoy the ride. This is the first time in my life I can remember actually feeling compelled to pray for people about to get hit by a hurricane. I think this one is gonna be bad news
OMG a climate change just flew over my house muttering anti semitic tropes! Over the noseIt goesTo keep me safeFrom the ufo’s
>>520008849Is Gabrielle drunk from >>520008617 ?Can't even write her name on her nametag. Don't think I can trust her up there in the cockpit.My cockpit on the other hand...
>>520008928I am making them plus it’s not Gabrielle who got Humberto in the end, but a weaker storm named Imelda. Hypergamy on steroids where the average girl got the chadI can make that one as well>>520008897Chink ocean usually has more roids>>520008885Where the fuck were the Pajeets coming from?Also are the Arabs immigrants or gulf tourists?
>>520009092Nah she was too busy pissing on British chavs in Ibiza
with the possibility for mass casualties, this will surely allow for a worldwide digital iD to be pushed. I mean think of the survivors! with a digital iD they could be saved!
Any predictions on how much the storm will ruin Jamaica?Can we expect a mass influx of Jamaican climate refugees into Florida?
I always thought Jamaica was bigger.
>>520007995Will it clean niggers off of the island?
who /comfy/ here?
>>520009280Probably because the Jamaican diaspora is so huge everyone thinks Jamaica itself must be huge.Trust me, there are even Jamaicans here in Montreal. We have way more Haitian and Bajans though.
>>520008998Yeah they’re screwed, I’m worried for them>>520008897Oh they hate voodoo they’re staunchly Protestant. There’s also Rastafarians there obviously but they don’t do witchcraft. Haiti and some Hispanic colonies with a black population do witchcraft. Voodoo in Haiti and Louisiana (both French colonies) and Santeria in Cuba, Dominican Republic, and Puerto Rico (all Spanish colonies).
>>520009284Look at it like this, theres 3 people dead and it hasn't even made landfall yet
>>520008998yep. a 20 mile wide angle grinder is about to come down and I see this: https://dims.apnews.com/dims4/default/7940bee/2147483647/strip/true/crop/4219x2813+0+0/resize/1360x907!/format/webp/quality/90/?url=https%3A%2F%2Fassets.apnews.com%2F3a%2Feb%2F748fe93654eeeb5fb3836cdb8d93%2F3bdb38a6c72d4ea693e915915d4343bf>>520009033of course they are inserting climate change dreck into the melissa related news articles. what did you expect>>520008232ok this is scary.
>>520009311the heat at work is on too high and I don't have access to the temp control :(
>>520009248Jamaica is totally fucked but I’m not sure where refugees will go. The largest number of people will probably be displaced internally
Americans should be violently exterminated. I wish this hurricane was hitting America.
>>520009095>Where the fuck were the Pajeets coming from?>Also are the Arabs immigrants or gulf tourists?No they're all jet set tourists, you can't live with less than 300$ per day in Gstaad.
>>520009280Super tiny, Jamaica is what’s called a cultural superpower. Small in population, economy, and size but perceived as much larger. It’s actually shocking how small the island is. People talk about rural life in the isolated jungle mountains of Jamaica and it’s like a 20 minute drive from town. Crazy.
>>520009374Glad you saw my tornado post German anon, yeah they’re terrifying
STOP POSTING SOULLESS CRAPonly few retards like >>520008703 may like it, but most of it is stale and spammy in nature. no one click to see it
>>520009391Sorry what?I couldn't hear you over the taste of good sandwiches.
>>520009311>rainy day>snug up on couch with blankie>watch bladerunner 2049, hadn't seen it yet>gently raining outside, a bit breezy>not cold at all literally peak comfy weather>watch even worse weather, elsewhere, that I don't have to deal withIf it wasn't nearly 9pm I would be making a hot cocoa and also the fact that I don't have the ingredients is a mitigating factor
I THOUGHT HURRICANE SEASON WAS OVER
Melissa. That name is special to me. You go, girl!
envisage the aroma of spliffs and black bodies in overcrowded hurricane shelters right now. you know them niggas have started up a massive bongo line and are jammin their last hours away
what's a good multistream website. all the restreams are being taken down and I want to just do it locally
Per the NHC:5AM EDT Oct 28th Key Messages for Hurricane #Melissa: #Jamaica: Remain sheltered! Catastrophic flash flooding, landslides, and destructive winds will continue through today, causing widespread infrastructural damage, power and communication outages, and isolated communities. Total structural failure is possible near the path of Melissa’s center. Along the southern coast, life-threatening storm surge and damaging waves are expected through the day. Failure to act may result in serious injury or loss of life.
Whew lads.
its going solid over the bridge now
Already 3 dead. How is that possible?https://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2025/10/28/jamaica-Hurricane-Melissa-deaths/2351761637420/
>>520009638https://www.youtube.com/live/FYKa4vn-nnw?si=h7Huo_OrwgJpokld
>>520009638https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCT5dMOdDC0this ones rotating cameras
>>520009741probably killed by other nigs
>>520007995Think how lovely Jamaica would be if there were no nonwhites there. SighWhat a shame
>>520009368There was 4 deaths yesterday.
Mi tink mi gwaan tek mi own life
>>520009849>that picName my band
>>520009374Bleak. I was looking at a map yesterday and was drawn to White River. The hurricane is basically going to wipe it off the map. It's a totally flat town right on the southwestern coast. And I didn't notice and really solid construction there. >>520009475Do you guys follow Pecos Hank on new tube? He has some really comfy tornado videos. He's a storm chaser but has a chill demeanor. I will sometimes just binge his videos during a good stormy night.
>>520008061hurricane melissa has been stuck on 4 hours 6 years
>>520009391Spoken like a true nigger, nigger.
>>520008790Stfu you stupid faggot
EXACTLY ONE HOUR UNTIL IT MAKES LANDFALLBUCKLE UP BUCKAROO
>>520009954Sounds familiar but I don’t think I follow him. I have been getting in to storm chasers more though lately
>>520010134AAAAAAHHHHHHH
>>520010134How much damage is expected?
>>520008061Been a while gary...too long actually!
Did Steve say if he was going to get on for landfall?
>>520007995TJD
>>520009954yes. "sustained winds of around 175mph, (280km/h)", I mean the house my grandfather built with reinforced concrete (he was like that) might still be standing after that, minus the roof (if it doesnt get hit by debris, which is unlikely) but anything else will be no more.
>>520010226Total Nigger Death I'm afraid
>>520008928Here’s Humberto with imelda
>>520010244link doesn't work
>>520009417Kek I guess those were the rich tech moguls if jeet
>>520010226All the damage.
>>520008177This would be a good basis for a short story. Aliens preparing to visit earth focus on one area on earth to emulate and learn the language. They find the area with largest population density. Turns out they speak broken english with a pajeet accent>Take me to youh leadah tank yoo vedy much saar
>>520010226ALL of it
>>520008998You sgoyld pray in the name of Jamaican voodoo demonlords then.
>>520009954>I will sometimes just binge his videos during a good stormy night.In a slight or moderate risk?
>>520010287Nice, brazucanon. Humberto couldn't resist that nerdy xxldildoloose butthole.
>>520009248Would your house survive several days of 160 kilometer wind? Pretty sure mine wouldn't. Now imagine a country where most houses are pic related.
>>520009518Thanks for telling us what to like. Btw I fucking love that AI is erasing the livelihood of "artists." Fuck all hipsters to death amen
any may pen jamaica cams? they're about to get fugged
>>520010546They can rebuild their houses with an afternoon's salary. You would be crippled by debt and homeless for a lifetime if you lost your house.
>>520008241Katrina was 902 mbars.
thread theme (rare tune)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aAqLP0mkD58
looks like the bridge is completely submerged, and it's not even high tide yet.
>>520010669And there have been a few in recent years that reaches below 900 mbars. This is a nothingburger with Jahmekan seasoning.
Anyone staying up or waiting around for live footage of the impending and post landfall long duration event are likely to be disappointed. There is a >99% chance that all power and network access will be knocked out, and we could only guess what's going on until days or even weeks later.>PicrelOtis in 2023
>>520010638That’s a very good point
>>520010638heh joke's on you I could never afford a house in my country
>>520010567enjoy whatever you like ignorant bot
>>520010711is the shed or house flooded? theres a person in it
>>520010256I live in florida in a house constructed after the 1995 building codes were implemented but before quality workmanship vanished from the state. I basically live in the safest possible home for wind damage in the state. If this thing was headed my way, even with 0 chance of flooding, I would leave. I've never even considered leaving for a hurricane. But fuck this thing
>>520010773what are batteries and satellite communications
>>520010669And Melissa is 901mb
>>520010783shed's there, looks like the waters up to his door
>>520010777Gotta make way for the jeet invasion.
>>520010730>nothingburgerlol it’s an island cleaner. There will be many deaths from this storm.
>>520010546>several days of 160 kilometer windit's 160 mph dude.it's ~280 km/h wind.
>>520009311always
>>520010812901mb? She can fit in a compressed CD
>>520010777Checked and kekd
>>520010546You so do not want to be in the middle of all them corrugated steel sheets flying around. Looking for someone to decapitate.
>>520010855TJD
>>520010876>your neighbors rusty corrugated metal wall is flying at you at 280km/hhow do you respond without sounding mad?
>>520010778Seethe hipster faggot
>>520010811Satellite requires *outside* line of sight access and good luck with those Jamaican batteries and generators...
Jeff may be getting the eyewall afterall...
>>520010812Yes sir. She’s a beast.
>>520010939
>>520010947hipster faggot > nigger ignorant bot shrimple asno im not a hipster
Press F to pay respects to Jamaica
>>520010876It’s 175mph with 200mph gusts at the moment.
>>520010544Here’s more of the two!Imelda and HumbertoThey were the closest hurricanes on record in the Atlantic
>>520010812>>520010669>>520008241She actually did dip below 900mb (~899.7) briefly between the last two updates but by the time the 5AM advisory came around she bumped back up ever so slightly to 901>picreloff-center dropsonde correction: reduce pressure by 1mb per 10kts
Dad just came back from a trip there, I am losing it knowing he could've been stuck there
>>520010936There’s no way I or my family would stay there. We would have been off that island as soon as possible.
>>520010544>>520008617>>520008548>>520008703Realistic versions of the four
>>520011047>total structural failureI don't think most of you know just how terrifying it is for the NWS to put this in official communication. There will be a massive amount of fatalities.
>>520011095She Wants Humberto's lighthouse in his pants
>>520010226>How much damage is expected?At least one in wreckage brother.
>>520011143THAT’S /OURGIRL/
>>520011234Bro has been spamming AI SLOP for days, each version his version of humberto, his gay love fantasy. Getting more and more muscular. Just go jerk off already and let us watch the hurricane.
>>520010811Maybe Paige and her husband have this type of equipment, the niggers don't.
First "See Jamaica" livestream camera dead.Let's hope the others last some more time.
WHEN ARE WE GETTING SUB-900?
>>520011143Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish LadiesFarewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain;For we've received orders for to sail for old EnglandBut we hope in a short time to see you again
thought the bridge hut got washed away for a second
Realistic chances of TJD?
Something electrical is having a meltdown on this livestream:
>>520011579Speaking of Steve, live:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTRQNgqnEg0
>>520010134More like 3 to 5 hours
>>520011579One Love is over. TJD
>>520007939>901God damn it, kek.Welp bridge is under water now.
>>520007939JAMAICAN ME THIRSTY
>>520011248Realistic Humberto and Imelda
>>520007995ill pray for jamaica to be destroyed. they gave us kamala harris
Fireworks time:
>>520011755>>520011234Stick to the anime uwu bro
>>520011600holy poggers is that a heckin light??? it's totally habbening!!!!
Next thread pic lmao
>>520011770Cant you guys airdrop her back there before the hurricane arrives
>>520011821Alright then last realistic one then I’ll go back to animeWhich character do you want and what context, scene or pose? I’ve done Erin, Gabby, Humberto, Imelda and Melissa so far
>>520011927I don't particularly care.I'm not for or against it (the anime at least), I merely tolerate it.
I was just thinking a week or so ago why there hasn't been any significant hurricanes this season
>>520011803Yea that cam just died. There's no way we're gonna have live cams up and running if they're already getting heemed now before landfall
>>520012018global warming reduces the number of atlantic hurricanes by dragging immature low pressure systems north before they can intensify.when intensification does happen, it happens faster now. keep an eye out for propaganda pieces highlighting this fact and ignoring the rest.
>>520012015it’s open to everyone though (requests) Can’t wait to see if Twitter finds out these hurricane personifications how they’d react
Hopefully Dennis Nedry made it safely to the boat.
>>520009741>>520009832Article says they were associated with cutting down trees and one was electrocution.
Has Jeffs wife called him bitching about anything yet?
>>520012219I cant even find jeffs livestream, is he even going to stream before the powers out?
that thing will never go north
>>520012500That’s where it’s headed. North East.
>>520012018there's been a ton of 4/5's but they havent hit shit until now
The intelligence of the average Jamaican shelter
>>520007939MI SEH BIG UP YUHSELF MI YOUT!!! JAH BLESS DI VIBES AN DI IRIE ENERGY!! NUH STRESS, JUST PURE BLESSIN AN GOOD VIBRATION—WE DEH YAH PON DI REAL ISLAND TING!!! FI DI CULTURE, FI DI PEOPLE, FI DI LOVE!!! ONE LOVE, MI FREN!!!
>>520012572it's been a week, come on
>>520012582No worries mon.
>>520012582
>>520012582why is jonathan so racist?
>>520012582It's a box of a generator that has nothing in it, but the locals thought the box itself was the generator and just poyred gas all over it thinking it would make magic sun happen again.
>>520012609The Gulf Stream is kinda strong and will take this storm to the UK but by then it will just be a bit of wind and rain.
>>520011047>30% higher wind speeds on inclines, elevations Even concrete structures will be destroyed.
holy shithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4Lt_iev8x4
>>520012582Just another day in the Caribbean. Wouldn't be surprised if it's broken because someone stole a piece of it.>10 generators and fiber optic cables were stolen from utility companies right before the storm hit>men charging bribes to go into the shelters>gangs blocking the roads while people try to evacuate>people didn't want to go to the shelter because last time they had to walk miles home over steep inclines>also don't want to go because someone will rob their house when they're gone>another didn't want to get raped at the shelter>they had to tell the contractors to please secure their cranes and only 2 did>cinder blocks will definitely keep my tin roof from blowing away>goats gone because they were hiding under bridges>man worries about his hogs because they can't swim>fishing boats have no proper place to get secured because of unregulated coastal construction>men ate their hurricane supplies before the storm even came on land>freezer full of ice and fridge only has margarine and beerGood luck everyone
Good morning. Just tuning in. Looks my Flatbridge is flooded. Whats the situation?
it's happening?
CBS has someone in black river which is nuts
>>520007939>>520008344>>520008429>Broke the dry eye record YET AGAINUp to -3.1C now
>>520013175Wew, sub 900 status?
>hours from landfall>one guy out with a broom sweepingi see survival instinct is maxed out
>>520008393Total Peoria Death
>>520013087Jamaican science manhttps://www.youtube.com/live/DEfK8scSiEo
>>520013175Been meaning to ask, is this a seasonal record? or all-time?
>>520012909>daytime destructiononly retards wouldve stayed
Weatherautists, is this like a once in a generation storm?
>>520013087Dire and worsening.
>>520013087muh logs blocked the bottom of it and it's overflowing. We'll see but those types of bridge designs rarely fail even in the worst of floods.
>>520013100It’s happening. Dem rastafari gahn be floatin ya tink?
Did Jamaicanposter survive?!??
>>5200133757th most powerful hurricane EVER. And it's not even landfall yet.Everyone is fucked.
>>520013250Very possibleLots of lightning lighting up the eyewall >https://x.com/Brody_wx/status/1983127127198445715Looks like she just completed a pretty quick eyewall replacement cycle too and additional strengthening (while also growing larger in overall size) is still on the table>https://x.com/WeathermanAAA_/status/1983127524302573804>>520013353All time global record
>>520013377:(>>520013383She's a hardy bridge>>520013465How many bongs until proper landfall? About 2 bongs yah?
Jeff's uphttps://www.youtube.com/live/VtGkTvfUjgI
Based Jeff livehttps://www.youtube.com/live/VtGkTvfUjgI
>>520013465and there will be footage by 5 oclock news. the new world is wild
>>520013175It looks like Jeniffer Lawrences butthole. Jamacia is going to get fucked.
Will Jeff actually die this time?
>>520013087Bridge bros… how do we tell him
>>520013087Mornin neighbah an welcom back a yard>>520008146 for cams, men still walkin the road so it not quite serious yet>Radio station provided by another anonhttps://mytuner-radio.com/radio/nationwide-news-network-437963/>Regional News>no new articles of humour on the hurricane but you can read about Venezuela and how Trinidad's alcoholic PM is fucking up everything atm>they had to throw away the whole Prime Minister's car after the last time she was in power due to how bad it smelled from vomit>>520013429They both likely lost power over night
>>520013498yeah, an hour two depending on wobble, get comfy.
i actually feel really bad for these niggersthey dont stand a chance if they are on that island still
wtf >live from santa cruz>line going right over his headjeff...
What is the significance of the dry eye?
>>520013685He's got a helmet and coffee, he'll make it
How fucked are these niggas
>>520013895(Repeated from last thread)Found a few sources of info:>https://iere.org/why-is-the-eye-of-a-hurricane-calm/Sinking Air and Adiabatic WarmingThe key to the eye’s calmness lies in this sinking air. As air descends, it is compressed by the increasing atmospheric pressure. This compression causes the air to warm, a process known as adiabatic warming. Warmer air can hold more moisture, further inhibiting cloud formation.Therefore, the eye is a region where sinking, warming air prevents the development of thunderstorms, resulting in clear skies and lighter winds. It’s crucial to remember that this is only a temporary reprieve; the back side of the eyewall presents just as much danger as the front.>https://x.com/BluekandyWX/status/1982870520480866620dry in this context means more blackbody radiation measured due to lack of cloud cover in the eye and warmer temperature recorded from a stronger sinking motion in the mid-level of the eye.it would go up/down as a result of changing environment in the eye. When the eye clouds over, or undergoes a new eyewall replacement, these would make the satellite-measured eye temp much colder while corresponding to a weakening phase.
>>520013564>>520013619>>520013685He said he's been on the toilet most of the night due to nervousness. That should tell you how bad it might get.
>>520013895Dry eye is like dry pussy. Dangerous and gains more bitch power.
>>520013895did somebody say dry eyes?
Why the fuck are there still people gawking at what's left of the flat bridge
Holy shit, that fucking eye is a monster.
Calm down Jeff there are still mons playing ludo
>>520013392high up in the sky, ganja powaa
>>520013498I was wrong, it's moving too slow. Several hours yet.
>>520014145Even the hurricane is running on jamaica time lololololololollo
>>520013175>>520008429>>520008344UPDATE>She's absolutely shattered the record at this pointFresh chart for comparison
>>520014016>>520014016Fuck get this bitch some eye drops
>>520013977Dem wash out big man.>>520014244Rated and checked
>>520014256get this bitch some Visine
>>520008061Kek, I appreciate this post
>>520007995No lol
>>520007995Now its saying 2pm
A commenter of the flooding on the flatbridge camera makes an observation
> YOLO! You only live once . #Jamaica #HurricaneMelissa
>>520013977Town will be renamed. Picrel.
Hopefully we get footage from the eye wall landfall. Shit is gonna be nuts
>>520007995I'll pray it washed 2.8 million worthless niggers into the ocean
Flatbridge will survive due to its hydrodynamic profile.
>>520008195 Oh fuck great idea
>>520014404kek
>>520014418Do I take underwaterboogie road to get there
"Breakfast ready plantain & chicken sausage it’s very good:) I have fresh cup of coffee. Wind & heavy rain increasing now."
Woman will be live in an hourhttps://www.youtube.com/live/ov6mC9CdGVE
FUCK WHITEY WE AINT NEED NO WEATHA MAN COMIN HERE
>>520014533jeffs last meal
>>520014590Kek
>>520014590Lets make it another Haiti
Sun is just beginning to rise on this bitch.
Live MON MULTICAM GROUND FOOTAGEhttps://www.youtube.com/live/_8Y6SERr9yA?si=B7Wi72oXdA1Nikla>FOLLOW CAMAN MAN FOLLOW YA>WATER VERY VERY HIGH
lmao that fuckton of debrisjamaica's going to be down in the sea tomorrow
>>520014726>https://www.youtube.com/live/_8Y6SERr9yA?si=B7Wi72oXdA1NiklaBumbleclot
whats going on with it bros? thought it would have hit by nowjust seems to be hanging around
2PM now and cat5 landingNot looka very good vibes
>>520014833Outer bands atm Landfall in a couple hours
Looknerhttps://www.youtube.com/live/OTRQNgqnEg0Flat Bridgehttps://www.youtube.com/live/k4Lt_iev8x4Kingston Harbourhttps://www.youtube.com/live/jVr7_V4TohwMulti-Camhttps://www.youtube.com/live/0No-QCwLjXs
how do you actually die during a hurricane? your house collapses on you?because having like a meter of rainfall, just sit on the cupboard bro
>>520014833it has finally sped up a little bit, about 7 mph
Aside from Jamaica, it looks like it's headed out to sea after this. Damn shame, would have lined up perfectly with the food riots
>8 fatalities alreadyGrim
>>520014910>>520014917thanks frens>>520014914been watching this one, seems comfyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkpbrMBjiJ4
>>520014915I live in Florida and our deaths were mostly storm surge/ drowning related but we also get Tornadoes
>>520014915>cupboard goes underwaternow where do i sit
>>520014915Cupboards can't swim (like niggers)
Jeff is ready
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov6mC9CdGVEok bros we are getting comfy now, Bryce moved to mandeville at higher elevation
>>520015067JEFF DON'T GO OUT THERE
>LED lights change colors were in code red now. We are getting ready helmets on Santa Cruz, Jamaica
>>520014726They seem so happy, looks like fun
>>520014978thanksMax Velocityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkpbrMBjiJ4Tornado Paigeyyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ov6mC9CdGVE
>>520014915Drowning, hell, beach umbrellas, if they have such a thing in that shit hole become huge flying spears.. shanty getting knocked over, etc
LANDFALL SOON
>>520013999Checked
>By tomorrow afternoon we ma even have sunny conditionsyeah with no buildings
>>520015103>watching those fags instead of /ourguy/ Looknerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTRQNgqnEg0
Based Flatbridge sentinel. Stand guard you brave hero.
>>520011828look at the video, retard, see >>520011803
In b4 mutts forced to accept 100k BBC refugees
>>520007995i dont think i will
>>520014915water, mon
>>520015067the face of a man who is about to die for content
REMINDER that I am still baking
>>520015197>>watching those fags instead of /ourguy/ Lookner>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTRQNgqnEg0 [Embed]its the exact same camera shot, you utter moronwow its another giant nothingburgerelectcity ontraffic lights all workingcameras workingits just a bit of rainfucking faggots
F...flatbridge status?
>>520015224
>>520015197Lookner is way too slow and cautiousHe's good to watch when theres a happening short of other streams but it can be frustrating when he's like 10 minutes behind and waits for (((official sources)))depends on the pace of the happening i guess, this is a pretty slow moving event so it doesn't matter as much
WAITING ROOM FOR TND
>>520015329tyb
Nothing ever happens
>>520015322>the face of a man who is about to die for contenti am waiting
how do you even read this nigger babble
>>520015329thanks fren
sea looks angry already how many hours until landfall
>>520015374I DONT WANNA CLOSE MY EYESI DONT WANNA FALL ASLEEPCAUSE I MISS YOU BABYAND I DONT WANNA MISS A THAAAAAANG
>>520015426next hour or sowho is baking
>>520014915A lot of the danger is in all the debris being blown around. Something like a simple road sign becomes like a big heavy ninja star for example. 150mph winds are pretty serious.
>>520015383>WAITING ROOM FOR TNDnot happeningnothing ever happens
Just drive to the west side of Jamaica Not that hard
>>520013999Keked, checked, and respected. Bring on that hurricussy power
EVACUATE v>>520015488>>520015488>>520015488EVACUATE ^
I was in Jamiaca about 8 months ago with my wife. Went to a Sandals resort on the north side near the airport, Montego Bay. I would never go back, there are much better islands. Personally, I say good riddance.
Looks like it's going to hit closer to the west and they've been telling everyone for the past day to go west
>>520012097>Global warming
>>520015393It's just pidgin if you want a crash course in it you just read the BBC service
>>520015591its the carnival cruises, spirit airlines, nissan altima of islands.
>>520015868yes global warming, fucking retard.
>>520014915Mostly storm surge and flooding. But structures in Jamaica are not made to Florida standards. Any "brick" home you see in Jamaica has a 90% chance of just being stacked red brick. More homes are wood or even just shanties. Wind will absolutely fuck those homes up within 20 miles from the eye. And this fucking storm moving so slow has built up more surge so the coastal areas are double fucked
>>520007939>>520007939>>520007939Daily reminder that all pro-Israeli threads are made by bunkerchan trannies in cooperation with Valent Projects and iDrama fags, a group of pseudo-academic leftist losers who advertise themselves as "researchers" although they're actually paid shills that hold janny positions, raid /pol/ and spam BBC, trannies, pro-vaxx, feminist threads and make retarded globohomo generals like /cvg/ and /uhg/ (the successor to /cvg/).
>>520015393>I'd rather my car be naked in case I need it in an emergency. Won't it be difficult to remove the car's bra and panties (tarp) in the dark?
>>520016446>Yes global warming
>>520013383it's like a brick in a streamtoo simple to fail, it's just gonna be underwater for a while
>>520014418that's basically what savanna la-mar means"underwater african biome"
>>520016446>yes global warmingDo your part to remove your carbon footprint then faggotDo it now
>>520017649but then there would be more hurricanes again
>>520012097i thought global warming was the reason for so many hurricanes in 2020? how can it be both?
>>520017996there were other reasons 2020 was an intense seasonrising global average temperatures was not one of themthe warm north atlantic is dragging tropical depressions northwards before they can form into hurricanes
>>520018112>there were other reasons 2020 was an intense seasonYeah, angry nigger voodoo WAAAGH energy
Last night I dreamed of the spirit that moves within this storm. It felt grieving, filled with a deep sadness and quiet anger for how humans have treated this paradise. The air around it carried that sorrow, like the earth itself had grown tired of being ignored. It wasn’t destruction for its own sake, more like a correction, a way of cooling and cleansing what’s been pushed too far. It reminded me of the great flood myths when Jehovah or Enki sent the waters not just in wrath, but in a kind of painful mercy, to start over as a reminder of the invisible forces that truly control this world. There is going to be numerous global calamities that will ultimately lead to a reset.
