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Last Thread >>526623234

>QRD
Winter storm will hit areas marked on the map this weekend. Importantly, multiple inches of ice is expected to accumulate in the southern states. This will freeze roads and take out powerlines/trees. Make sure you're prepared, anons

>What are you doing to prepare for this weekend?
>How cold is it going to be where you live?

Weather alert areas have been expanding since yesterday (see last thread) and predictions have been getting worse. Where I live, the forecast for sunday is now 20deg lower than it was yesterday morning.
Check your local forecast here
>Winter Storm Warning (pink)
https://forecast.weather.gov/wwamap/wwatxtget.php?cwa=usa&wwa=Winter%20Storm%20Warning
>Ice Storm Warning (dark pink)
https://forecast.weather.gov/wwamap/wwatxtget.php?cwa=usa&wwa=Ice%20Storm%20Warning
>Extreme Cold Warning (blue)
https://forecast.weather.gov/wwamap/wwatxtget.php?cwa=usa&wwa=Extreme%20Cold%20Warning

>THREAD THEME
https://youtu.be/xs44QsKdnlk
Requesting kino winter music so I can make a playlist
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>>526682025
Short Range Forecast Discussion
NWS Weather Prediction Center College Park MD
302 PM EST Thu Jan 22 2026

Valid 00Z Fri Jan 23 2026 - 00Z Sun Jan 25 2026

...Scattered snow squalls to create dangerous travel from the interior
Northeast to northern/central New England through Friday...

...Dangerously cold Arctic air spills out over the Great Plains and
Eastern U.S through the weekend....

...Major Winter storm to bring crippling ice and sleet to portions of the
Southern Plains and Lower Mississippi Valley Friday into the weekend, and
heavy snowfall northwards from the Ohio Valley, Mid-Atlantic, and New
England.
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>>526682025
lmao idk what kind of NGO is pushing these threads but it snows every winter in the US?

are you datamining schizos or something? or actually just pushing propaganda to scare them?
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>>526682025
i don't have to shovel snow so it means nothing to me
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>>526682146
Is weather not interesting to you? Why are you posting in this thread?
I always love weather threads on pol
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>>526682146
>lmao idk what kind of NGO is pushing these threads but it snows every winter in the US?
the low iq mind when presented with basic information
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>>526682275
>posting non /pol/itics on the politics board
you're brown
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>>526682399
It's not my decision
Pretty much every natural disaster thread gets pushed to pol by jannies, so I post these here now.
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>>526682146
>it snows every winter in the us
based wisdom dispenser.
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>>526683035
You like Greenland now dontcha bitch!
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Snow Forecast
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https://x.com/MaxVelocityWX/status/2013786960179995004

>>526684620
i would prefer they exploded tbqh
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I WFH but my company is based in San Antonio and they sent me an email I may have the day off Tuesday.
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If you live along the Interstate 40 corridor between Oklahoma City OK and Wilmington NC plan on being without power for 1 week.
Ice accumulation on trees and powerlines combined with sustained winds over 20 mph will cause wide spread power outages, Many roads will be impassable due to ice and falling trees also. Power line crews will be stretched thin over a large area.
You will need water to drink, cook and clean. If your home loses water supply you can pour a gallon of water into the tank of your toilet to flush it. You do not have enough water staged in your home.
The temperatures for much of the impacted area will be below freezing for the week following the ice storm. You will need a heat source that does not depend on electricity. Build a blanket fort in one of the bedrooms of your home. Do not try to heat your entire house or apartment but you need a safe heat source for your family.
Make sure you have plenty of food that does not require cooking besides the heat provided by your heat source.
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>>526682025
anyone else /wisconsin/
i have to work 12 hours tomorrow
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Fear-mongering. Only lasts 2 days. Barely an inconvenience. Goyim spending stupid money right now.
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>>526686165
Hey, at least you have a job
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>>526682025
what's the situation in boston?
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>>526686234
>an inch of ice everywhere
>fear mongering
>2 days
lol. We'll see how the Texas power grid holds up this time
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People are freaking out because it's fun and cathartic to go into prep/panic mode once a year. It's exciting. An excuse to run around and making a thing of it.
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>>526686767
We had a week of snow in Houston last year with no problems.
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>>526686556
18 inches of snow soon
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>>526682025
>Winter things happen in winter
lmao, Americans are faggots. Whenever I see some car going at 50km/h in a 100 zone because of a few snowflakes, I just know it's going to be an American.
And behold! When I pass them at full speed, I see dark shades of shit: mutts.
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>>526686808
i'm personally more fond of when they make up weather terms and everyone pretends like they were always a thing. kind of like juneteenth
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>>526686234
So, the reason that it's significant is actually not the Northern states for once.

Jackson, Mississippi owns ZERO snow plows. what is about to happen is a freak weather occurrence that will disrupt the infrastructure of multiple southern states like Louisiana, Tennessee, Georgia, North and South Carolinas, etc.

They are slated to get up to 3 inches of ice.
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MILLIONS MUST DIE
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>>526687007
that's what i saw, but i couldn't believe it. if it's on 4chan, it must be true though.
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do you have a pair of skates, anon?
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Climate doesn't change retards
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Remember you're still expected in on time for your shift wagie.
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>>526687833
They are making me work remotely.
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why do people even live here. are they insane?
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>>526687958
over -50 Fahrenheit windchill for north Minnesota.

we basically have part of Canada in America. But you can see they are more politically active than Canadians.

I swear Michigan and Minnesota and wisconsin get colder than Canada a lot.
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>>526687958
builds character
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Upstate Carolina is psychologically traumatized from Helene and the 2005 ice storm so people are losing their minds. Personally, I have 25 gallons of gas, a full generator ready, a gas fireplace, and two space heaters. I’m only going the full mile because my daughter is 4 months old. It’ll be fine so long as a tree doesn’t come down on the house.
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>>526682025
>What are you doing to prepare for this weekend?
I'm in Florida. I'll be wearing a t-shirt and shorts on Saturday.
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>>526683035
that map and my actual local forecast look entirely different
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>>526687958
you can see from the protests what sitting inside breathing your own farts for too long does to a mfer
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Also, updates-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaRVBLj7KPI
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>>526688118

You’ll be find. Trump has your back.
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>>526687958
>Minnesota
>Insane
Yes anon, they are insane. Their winters form ice crystals in their brains, which puncture cell walls. It makes them retarded. That's why they do shit like pic related.
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>>526688056
yeah fuck that, I'd be moving first chance I got
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>>526688793
Some people don't have that option, anon. Jobs aren't plentiful. To relocate is a blessing in and of itself. I guess it's possible if you have some money saved up but unless you're buying a house, good luck explaining to the landlord that you don't have income.
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>>526688247
How so?
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>>526686854
an inch of ice is far more damaging than some snow. forecasts are never certain only probabilities but 2 inches of ice would be bad.
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>>526688526
Funny you say that. I went to buy beer today and the woman, who was clearly from around here, remarked that Trump wouldn’t give a shit if we lived or died anyway since he can’t make money off it. That’s surprising rhetoric for this area. Maybe the tide really is shifting after all.
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>>526689189
>maybe the tide is shifting when everyone around the country is rooting for ICE to lock up the retarded liberals and illegal immigrants

I'm sure you'll win eventually.
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>>526689189
You looked around and all you saw were heads nodding in agreement. You heard a few calls of “Yes ma'am” and “Damn Straight” from the other customers. Even saw the lonely ball cap wearing farmer in the corner raise his drink with a nod.
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>>526689130
A half inch of ice in 1994 knocked power out for my area in Maryland for like 4 days. It snowed, then sleet on top, but the freezing rain is what really fucked everything up bad.
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>>526689400
Just telling you what I’m seeing on the ground. Don’t shoot the messenger.
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>>526689189
>and the woman
Women are mostly against Trump. They are 60% against ICE, and men are 69% in favor of ICE. Right now, politics has largely become men vs women.
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>>526682025
How do I read this map? What's gonna happen to me in Maryland (not in the mountains)?
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>>526689539
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>>526689189

Yeah sounds like he shit the bed with his base. Wipeout coming for him.
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Can you faggots keep your pol shitflinging out of the comfy weather thread, ty
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>>526689760
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>>526688793
If you avoid the metros there are no black or shit skins. I live in an 99.8% white county, everyone has blonde hair and blue eyes. Niggers and shitskins can’t handle it, and it’s pretty comfy ngl
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>>526690077
Yeah it's the benefit of living north.
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>>526682025
I hope you'll all be kind citizens and shelter any negro left out in the cold.
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>>526682146
>it snows every winter in the US?
This plus it snows and then that snow turns into ice after a few days.

>>526682025
>multiple inches of ice is expected to accumulate
Lmao wtf is this the weather machines new feature?
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>>526687958
It tends to keep the dregs of society out.
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Sup. Is the strom starting today?
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Stay warm frens I live in Cali Wali (California for you outsiders) and it is 58 degrees today. It’s terrible I am currently under my electric blanket trying to stay comfy. Winter is rough
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>>526690144
You do end up with cabin fever by march but that makes April so much better. But until you start going a little stir crazy for some sun and heat, it’s incredibly comfy. Paying for propane also beats city gas.
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Grocery stores are making bank.
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>>526682025
it's going to be so cozy!
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>>526690330
>wtf is this the weather machines new feature?
Listen up chud economic activity was the only thing keeping the planet warm after the covid lockdowns we're now ice box earf. Believe it.
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>>526682299
Ever since Katrina drowned their pets they've been in permanent Perfect Storm Panic
Pretty sure it was a thing beforehand too, there's an old Simpsons bit about winter storm death tolls
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>>526682146
For some reason the weather only matters when trump is president. These niggers have even been spamming /v/ with this shit
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>>526691090
I have 15 gallons of kerosene on hand if there's black outs plus all my firewood. Niggers and single mother spawn will never know this feel.
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We New England chads will remain completely unfazed. You Southern biys however are fucked. Godspeed
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>>526690933
>cabin fever
I don’t believe this is real
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>>526691353
Cabin fever is when your Internet goes out
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>>526686556
>what's the situation in boston?
They are still massive faggots
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>>526691350
>You Southern biys however are fucked
Not at all. I have a wood burning stove to cook on and a hand pump well not to mention supplies. I'll neither be cold, hungry, nor thirsty. Got a generator too.
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>>526691508
Play guitar draw read watch anime play vidya the fuck do you need internet for? I’ve been a shut in for years and I spent like the last 6 years without internet accept my phone I guess but why would a little bit of cold make the phones go away?
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>>526687235
that would be a bonanza for me. I might be poised to make a lot of money over the coming months.
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>>526691350
based
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>>526682025
>What are you doing to prepare for this weekend?
Already done. Pantry and freezers has been stocked since canning and beef and pork got back from the locker. I'm on a natural gas well and have a NG back up generator. Plenty of diesel and bucket on bobcat, and 4 rick of wood to keep my shop cozy. Do this every year before winter.

>How cold is it going to be where you live?
Just regular cold, single digits will probably be lowest. Wind chill is gonna suck. They say I'll get up to 10" of snow, but we'll see.
>just rural winter things
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>>526682025
Think of all the Somalis. Would have been terrible if these places have no power
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>>526687525
"Climate change" is real but not because of humans. earths magnetic field is fluctuating and its only going to get worse. the elites know about it and they are giving their halfassed warning to the cattle.
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>>526691508
download Endless Sky now. free and open source game, endless hours of space trading simulator autism.

trust me
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>>526691727
>but why would a little bit of cold make the phones go away?
Well these big pieces of wood called trees fall over onto these things called phone lines
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Snow is white. If you don’t like snow, you aren’t white.
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>>526692109
thanks mr townsends, i'll check it out
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>>526692244
THIS
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>>526692167
You have your infrastructure out in the open? No fucking way are fly overs really that backwards?
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I would help you Americans out but....I have a slight head cold *passes away*
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>>526692272
Your power lines are "out in the open" as well dumbass.
>what are transcontinental power towers and lines
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>>526692755
No we have all our power lines buried like civilized people.
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>>526683035
freezing rain is the great destroyer.. trees limbs will fall, power could be out for weeks
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>>526692847
The grid is all connected.
Educate yourself.
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>>526692916
The power lines are all underground that is how they are connected as for cellphone towers o have a very simple solution that maybe your backs hick ass would like .cut down the trees around the towers. You get to kill nature that way think about it migger nasty green thing go bye bye
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>all these faggots ITT talking about GRIDS
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How many electric cars will DIE during this weather?
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>>526693051
Northeast blackout of 2003 - Wikipedia https://share.google/pGsiMWizyMWJV3jAJ
I'm done spoonfeeding you, stay ignorant.
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>>526693241
not enough.
hopefully it also somehow kills every other nigger with LED headlights
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Please freeze Minnesota
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>>526689828
This is why you don't buy your chair off Temu
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>>526684427
I know some who've been wishing for more snow, I hope they'll enjoy the abundance safely.
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>>526693316
I don't know how in the fuck those things are legal.
>bro what if we made low beams that blind the fuck out of everyone
I fucking hate current year, technology is cursed garbage.
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>>526692891
I experienced that once. I think it's why underground lines got installed here.
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>>526693244
I ain’t clicking that shit nigga. I’m not in the northeast I don’t care about your backwater shithole. Get a chainsaw retard here in Gods country we would be more then happy to cut down a tree in the way. No wonder you are all welfare dependent fent junkies
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>>526682025
This is going to be so goddamn comfy.
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>>526689489
Yeah. The snow or cold isnt as bad as ice hanging on all the lines and tearing shit down.
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>>526693426
It's too cold that far North. You're seeing the "oh my god ice and snow" lines because the States being hit don't have infrastructure and services to handle that stuff. The States north of the "danger zone" are only being hit by super cold air, and there isn't enough humidity for any precipitation.
Where I like the forecast is nothing over 0F for two days and that's just business as usual for January. Maybe my car takes a couple more turns to start before I drive to work, but nobody is worried here.
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>>526682025
Yeah there's a winter storm each year fed. Stop distracting us from Epstein you stupid fed.
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>>526692109
>John Townsend
PBUH
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>>526691678
Recommend a good hand pump that works in the winter? Is it installed indoors or out? How deep is the well? Im seriously interested.
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>>526682025
Gatdamn my county in Michigan is just out of the way
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>>526683035
Alot of niggers there living in apartments.
If the power goes out they're just fucked.
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>>526682025
I have a newborn so the wife was worried about pumping milk so I bought a generator at Harbor Freight.
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>>526694261
Won’t more normalfags being inside due to the cold make them look into what is going on on the world and be even more fervent for the Epstein files?
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This is what happened to teslas in chicago 2 years ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YGaqnj5hZU

Hope you other states can see what a joke they are.
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>>526683035
This is the real happening. Purple areas are fucked.
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>>526682025
Dear Atlanta- Do not embarass yourself like in 2011
>1/4 inch of ice
https://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/12-things-we-remember-about-snowmageddon-2011/137408249/
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>>526693241
But musk will lose money
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>>526695275
I was there, it was laughable
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>>526682025
Looks like it will be comfy in the PNW. Not my problem. Enjoy your impassible roads, power outages, bursting pipes and wind chill. I already have to watch homeless people pooping on the way to work in the morning.
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>>526682025
Just ran out for some Tru-Fuel for the snowblower and some booze. Should be fun.
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>>526695508
My too. I lived in tuscany at lindbergh at the time. Everyone on 85 and 400 being stuck for 24 hours was wild.
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>>526696142
Podcast man told me ICE is the biggest problem.
We could be locked down for weeks, months even.
Hope you're prepared for SCURVY
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>>526682025
>How will you like the belt when you are.....Cold As Ice....
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>>526682025
>It will happen when the weather cools, that's when they'll make their move.

Where's Trump's "Armada" now?
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>>526696939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySb1f9zWJkQ
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>>526682025
Florida bros will be alright.
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>>526697403
Have you seen floridaman? That is not alright
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>>526682025
looking like 20 inches NJ bros
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>>526697403
It's going to be fun watching the disaster ensue up north. I hope NC and VA get hit really hard, especially VA. VA needs to be destroyed. Abigail Spermburper needs to get wrecked by the weather hard.
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>>526682146
>but it snows every winter in the US?
Not in Texas and Georgia it doesn't.
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>>526682025
buy yugioh sealed 25th anniversary
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>>526694659
>Is it installed indoors or out?
Inside. I put it in the basement before I poured concrete to finish it. I wanted it in there with the wood burning stove that I use for radiant heat precisely so it wouldn't freeze and so I wouldn't have to freeze with it going outside. A bit lazy of me and it required some tinkering with the placement of the septic but worth it during power outages and it makes it convenient to cook and clean downstairs. Lets me flush the toilets good down there too so things stay sanitary and fairly modern.

>Recommend a good hand pump that works in the winter?
I just listened to the plumbers suggestion so I'm not sure if something else might work better outside or not. A guy with cattle might know better.

>How deep is the well?
Its a driven well. Hammered it myself but thankfully the water wasn't too far down.
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>>526682025
Wisconsin reporting in

Its -15 but it's not too bad.
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>>526682025
Noooo not…. COLD WEATHER
WERE ALL GOING TO DIE
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>>526695152
You are a good dad anon I hope you and your family stay warm and comfy
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>indians move enmasse to America
>get upset over cold weather
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>>526698300
>>not ghost or starlight and says fucking normal instead of being just nothing
My ungraded BEWD I pulled in 2018, mogs the fuck out of you
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>>526682025
>Posts colorized map with no key, rendering the map utterly useless
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>>526689008
according to that map, Im deep in "the sky is falling" territory. local forecast is rain tomorrow, 50*+ all day, rain all night, stays at the 40's dips to 32 at 6am, all day saturday no more than 40% chance of rain for any given hour, all at 0.1", most of the day is cold but above freezing, saturday night the temp goes pretty cunty and ~50% chance of precipitation but all hours are 0.01" then it goes back above freezing.

Im gonna throw some salt down anyway but they are overhyping this for the grocery store raid money and also them power company stocks now that they are all tacking on extra fees for the weekend.
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>>526699133
What about it is overhyping? It's literally just a forecast
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>>526682025
>>526682133
>Winter Storm Happening

Should be Snowy Happening Is Transpiring / STORM. i.e. SHIT/STORM
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>>526695152
Don't forget to get oil and gas for it anon.

>>526698694
Thanks anon. Too late for me to do that... plus the water table is wayyyy down for me where I live. 200 ft of clay.
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>>526699795
I'm not a big fan of the trend of pronounceable acronyms for threads/generals on pol
chug was a good one, but then everyone started to try and copy the success.
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Am I doing it right?
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>>526700069
Totally fair. I just like excercising my creativity, and your thread called out to me, lol.

>lmao
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>>526687128
*whispers into your ear*
Bombogenesis
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>>526699928
Newborns can't digest oil and gas.
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>>526700211
it's a perfectly valid activity
I'm guilty of it myself, being the creator of /chip/
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how many golden retrievers of ice is your area getting bros
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>>526700096
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 1 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.
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>>526700675
I think I could have sold it if there was a good "T"-word that meant "the United States" (Snowy Happenin In T____).


>being the creator of /chip/

Neat! Have this cool unrelated picture.
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>>526700919
>americans use 1 roll a day
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>>526700767
So THAT's what a golden show means! bough wough
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>>526701279
*golden shower
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>>526700767
we could get up to 1", so about 219 Golden Retriever's worth of ice on a tree.

My first thought is, how in the FUCK would that many Golden Retrievers fit in a tree.
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>>526701577
Imagine, instead, a 30' diameter sphere. You could easily fit 100 retrievers in there.
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Chad weather . gov user
Any who has woodstove here!
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>>526701659
Not really. A golden retriever is at least 3' long. Even a completely spherical golden retriever would have a diameter of 2.5' at least.

It would be impossible to fit 100 2.5' golden retriever spheres into a 30' diameter sphere.
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>>526701163
OH SAY CAN YOU SHART
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>>526701801
Eastern Bloc Aeronautical Engineers can't stop loosing. Think about that the next time aliens choose to land in America.
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>>526701831
wow such fans of a mediocre grocery store.

How does Buc'ees compare to, say, Safeway, or whole Foods, or dare I ask, Amazon Fresh?
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>>526701925
Nigger those are second rate
Try Mariano's or Hmart
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>>526701831
Hell yeah
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>>526701808
Well, a retriever condensed into a sphere is not going to be 2.5 feet in diameter. Going by the 65lb/per retriever estimate from the image, that's like 1 cubic foot of water. Retriever mass is going to be denser than water, you can fit much more.
Also, the packing efficiency of spherical retrievers is going to be much worse.
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I live in the red circle. Don't sugar coat it for me bros, give it to me straight. How freezing rain fucked with ice am I?
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>>526701831
what a sad sight.
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>>526702026
But the sphere has be a FUNCTIONAL golden retriever sphere. Something which can still exist and probably float to wherever it needs to go, I dunno I haven't seen one yet.

But anyway there is no way a Golden Retriever sphere is functional at 1 cubic foot. I'm sorry.
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>>526701925
Buc'ees is a fucking gas station store. Now Publix. That's a real grocery store.
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>>526702017
>Hmart
Nah.

I wouldn't mind shopping there every now and then but you know, lots of oriental stuff.
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>>526702102
RIP
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Shit like this is literally only an issue because our power grid is such shit and decrepit
Otherwise it would be a big nothing burger
Linemen are the laziest, most over-glazed tradesmen. Job is piss easy and not even dangerous anymore
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I'm in central NC and I'm on a well
How fucked am I
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>>526682025
Reporting in from NE Ohio. Fellow Ohiobros, what's the haps by you? Looks like C-bus and the Nasty are going to get douched with snow. Up here schools are already closing for tomorrow. Which I don't understand cause nothing is happening tomorrow and the windchill won't get really bad til like 3pm.
I myself have made zero preparations for this storm cause I really don't think it'll be a big deal up here. We're used to it.
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>>526702510
you might be ok. it's trending north more but you might still get some ice. either way, you're gonna be very cold (as is most of the country) for the remainder of Jan
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>>526698016
Get a little snow every year in Georgia
Never lived in Texas but I’ve seen several Texas snowstorms on the news the last few decades.
You fags panic over everything. Just get some fuzzy socks and a good video game, you’ll be ok.
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>>526702102
gg
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>>526682025
oh shit, i see myself on the map lol. hello everyone!
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>>526702722
I was in the big 2021 Texas snowstorm. Power went out and pipes burst. But it was comfy clearing out the ice and snow from the driveway with neighbors. Reminded me that I still live by humans.
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>>526687007
We got 18" of snow last week in michigan. Didn't cause much of an issue, except for the 100 car pileup.
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Was anyone here for the Texas power outage in 2021?
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Why was this place such a shitshow today? It's just snow and everyone's freaking out
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>>526682146
not down in here in texas. retards are freaking out. people are having flashbacks of 2021
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>>526702150
>has be a FUNCTIONAL golden retriever
So the dog has to be alive now?
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>>526687958
>>526688056
Nah. It's fine. It is a bit odd to feel your nostril hairs and facial hair freeze in a few seconds. You just dress for it and plan accordingly. Grease in your car starts to freeze around -35 so you have to prepare some things ahead of time, block heaters and whatnot.
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>>526682025
We will never have a comfy la palma like general again :(
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>>526700919
>The average person uses 1 roll per day.
What are you eating?
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>>526702978
yes. well i didn't lose power. but my brother did. came to spend the night until it was back on.
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>>526702740
Why are they using red for ice? Is this a global warming thing?
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>>526702858
When it gets that cold leave your water barely running, much less likely for moving water to freeze
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>>526703055
Everyone are npcs and golems for the western world.

>>526701831
this is a good example of that shit. everyone is just making sure they are comfortable for themselves and their families, and act like rapid animals who dont care for their communities. And this is done on purpose.

Now imagine if most men and women in the rest were fit, united, and had discipline. The government would never be able to control us.
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>>526703356
I did. The problem was that I had pipes in my garage that burst (my townhome was two story). I guess the cold managed to get to them due to the heater going out.
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>>526682025
>burgerland gets one day of our average winter days
>IT HAPPUNING IT HAPPUNING
never change you mutts kek
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>>526703449
>muh government muh government
grow up
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>>526702740
Fuck bros I might legit be cooked. I bought a bunch of booze, 2 loaves of bread, and a giant thing of peanut butter.
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Upstate SC anon here. Worst isn't expected till Saturday afternoon into Sunday, but I'm gonna get rawdogged by ice. Maybe even harder than Renee Good. I will take and post pics till I go dark.
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Seethe more warmlets. I'm down here in FL, land of the free
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>>526704124
florida looks like a buttcrack in the thumbnail
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>>526704034
I used to live up there in the late-90s. Gaffney/Cowpens/Spartanburg/Lyman. In that order. It's too bad this won't kill off the kudzu. Fuck that shit.
Godspeed.
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Try carnivore diet, you won't use any toilet paper.
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>>526689559
>>526689732
>>526689808
>>526689936
Whatever makes you sleep well at night. Owning libtards is like winning an argument on the internet, you’re still retarded.

Anyway, does that mean winterchan is going to make a comeback?? Asking for a friend
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>freak snowstorm in 2021
>another freak snowstorm last year
>now it's time for a freak icestorm
Global warming needs to work harder. this is bullshit
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>>526704391
I was in Spartanburg last week for work. I hope you don't take offense, but I truly love the Upstate in SC but wasn't a fan of Spartanburg. Either way, I hope the predictions are wrong. Anything north of a half inch of ice is effectively another Hurricane Helene here. It'll shut the entire area down for at least a week, and another winter storm is expect next weekend.
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>>526704753
S-burg was cool in the 90s. I heard it slipped out into bullshit over the decades though.
The best part of SC IMO was always that area in N Spartanburg County and Greenville Co. Right up in the foothills. Seeing Chimney Rock get obliterated sucked, we went there several times. Thankfully the park is intact.
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>>526705083
The mountains and the foothills are beautiful in SC. It's one of the better kept secrets, tho in recent years home prices have skyrocketed with Northeasterners moving here. Virtually no crime, can get a ton of house for the money, and the weather is amazing (except for that one time every couple years where everything goes to shit and you're off the grid for 2 weeks)
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>>526702102
>rural SC
The ice is the least of your worries
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>>526705288
The ice and power loss are my only worries. Safety is not a concern here.
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>>526702978
Yes. Lost power for a week.
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illinois here
its cold i guess
i need a new jacket someone recommend me a cool one
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Hurricane Helene was one of those Upstate SC things that was a minor threat. It instead fucked us hard and everyone in my region of the state was completely off the grid for 10-20 days, some even longer than a month. I keep telling myself this cannot possibly be as bad as Helene. And I think I gotta be right, right? I don't wanna fear monger myself into hysterics.
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>>526704753
Upstate SC has always been full of niggers and now retarded Yankee and Commiefornia transplants.
It's an absolute shithole, but I'm stuck here because I found my dreamjob that doesn't make me want to kill myself and I'll likely never find anywhere else, and I'm getting full state retirement.
I swear to God if my power goes out for a week due to a little fucking ice I'm gonna fucking lose it
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>>526705764
I live in a gated community on Lake Keowee and we are free from all you just mentioned. In fact, my entire half of the county is. It's full of people who pay for privacy and security. If you're surrounded by browns and blacks, and you're stuck here, you should look for a place in the upper half of Oconee county. There are rural regions that are well connected, a bit pricey, but worth it. The only ppl outside in of this in the area are randos who never sold to developers, and they're white and harmless.
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>>526686556
Still gay but with thicker accents
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>>526705913
I misspoke, we are not free from Cali transplants in my neighborhood. We've had a few in recent years, but all of them fit in well (nobody talks to each other, we all just mind our own biz).
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>>526705913
IM FUCKING POOR
I ONLY MAKE 65K
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>>526704420
yea bcuz you wont be able to shit anymore
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>>526706003
Get a better job breh. You can make more than that working from home as a call center rep. Or training AI models. Or apply at Duke Energy.
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>>526682025
Yo VIP, let's kick it
Ice, ice baby
Ice, ice baby
Alright stop, collaborate and listen
Ice is back with my brand new invention
Something grabs a hold of me tightly
Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop? Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights, and I'll glow
To the extreme, I rock a mic like a vandal
Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle
Dance, go rush to the speaker that booms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly, when I play a dope melody
Anything less than the best is a felony
Love it or leave it, you better gangway
You better hit bull's eye, the kid don't play
If there was a problem, yo, I'll solve it
Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it
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>>526700069
/sig/ was doing it long before /chug/ existed and I’m sure there were plenty before it
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>>526706068
I would rather kill myself than work in customer service again
Like I said, I'm not finding a job better than this that wouldn't make me want to kill myself daily. Even if I wanted to I probably couldn't, this is the best I'm gonna be able to do. You almost sound like a nepo baby that's had his life basically handed to him and all you had to do was not fuck it up completely.
>It's just that easy not just best out these 100 other qualified people for that top end job!!1
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>>526685100
yeah, I don't think every cell in a tree could spontaneously freeze, to cause an explosion. water freezes, and expands in sharp angles busting the cell walls. a poof is definitely more likely.
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>>526706069
I miss his home renovation show. It was pretty funny.
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I was looking up the most catastrophic ice storms in American history, and several mentioned like 0.75 inches of 1 inch of ice. The latest forecast has me getting 1.5 inches between Saturday and Sunday.
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>>526702026
My 3 Goldens are 85-90lbs. I don't know who has these small Goldens.
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>>526706154
Yeah, but chug was definitely the trendsetter that encouraged people to be more creative/flexible with titles to allow for funnier acronyms
>>526706220
Anon stop replying to the retarded boomer lol
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>>526698762
-8F in the car. Nothing to worry about up here other than some cold that we can easily deal with. Wood stove is stuffed full of hardwood right now.
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>>526682025
Wonder how many Tesla and EV owners are gonna get rekt by this storm.
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>>526706220
Buddy you should work doing whatever pays you the most. That's the entire point. Improve your life. If it's close, chose what you enjoy, otherwise, don't believe the movies. Excess money DOES make you happier.
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>>526706293
Even so, that's only 1.5 cubic feet, hardly the ~10 cubic ft dog that other anon was estimating
>>526706366
EVs actually do just fine in the cold. The main thing that hurts battery life is heat.
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>>526704124
I'm a fl bro currently in tn checking out a house to buy. Luckily I found a Publix here to fill my pub sub prescription before the big nothing storm. Wish me luck, anon.
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>>526706391
I'm a 41 year old virgin, it's unironically fucking over. No shit money buys happiness. Like I said I'm doing the fucking best I can without blowing my fucking brains out.
I'm just thankful I found this job where I have to interact with exactly 1 person for my shift change and still make a livable wage.
I just want to retire so I can go back to have zero responsibilities and social obligations
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>>526706597
Go full wizard status then. Make a shit ton of money and buy your house before you're 50. Then invest your earnings and retire into the deep woods when you're 53 years old. Live out your life shitposting or doing other conically lonely shit.
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>>526707043
>ITS JUST THAT EASY™
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S COLD AND SNOWY IN WINTER HOW CAN THIS BE HAPPENING
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>>526706466
Lmfao. Yeah exactly. What kind of pussy wants to turn on the heater in their car when it’s below freezing right? You EV cucks are insane.
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>>526707456
Oh you mean driving range? For a second, I thought you were actually pointing out a flaw of EVs
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>>526682025
It's gonna be between -10 and 0 in Detroit, a little colder than average but no major storms or ice storms. Who else /comfy/ watching southern fags get BTFO by 30 degree weather kek?
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>>526698900
Been a long time since I've seen nice people on here responding. Thank you friend and I hope you do the same.

>>526699928
Thank you for the reminder friend.
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>>526688118
Hurricane Helene was manmade. HH haha. The jews control the weather using US tech, they have been getting really aggressive with it recently, and making it too obvious to the goyim
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>>526702571
I live in Akron, work in Cleveland but I'm going on vacation near Athens this weekend, gonna race down Saturday afternoon and try to beat the storm. My job is right in the snow belt though, they're already talking about closing on Monday since we don't have much going on this time of year anyways. Nobody is really worried though, just more snow and cold like we've had all winter.
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>>526702740
Jews are doing a yearly weather attack on the scots, their greatest supporters.
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>>526704753
>but I truly love the Upstate in SC but wasn't a fan of Spartanburg
what's the matter? don't like meth?
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pls gib at least a foot of snow, its been too long without any decent snowfall here
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Times like this I'm glad we dismantled our national emergency response system
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>>526708794
Safe travels, fren. The kids at OU will have a good time with this no doubt. They don't get this much snow very often.
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>>526708706
I unironically think the govt did the floods in NC and TX last year. And that's why we had no hurricanes. They thought they could control the weather but as usual the govt fucked it up.
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>>526709852
I just saw them do a test of the Emergency Broadcast System today. Where do you get this shit?
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We're not supposed to get much snow its just going to be cold. -22 in freedom degrees. I've got one of those portable boosters to help start the car so I'm not worried. Going to be some people stuck in the lot at work after the shift end though. Or everyone will call in more likely.
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>>526683035
>nigger corridor
2026 starting strong
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>>526710217
Yeah, they slashed the funding on the people that do that sort of thing.
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winter storm chat:
/gVJ4XaRq
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https://youtu.be/BjXXCxsgCZs
https://youtu.be/455-CIgc7co
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>>526692109
>Endless Sky
Based
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>>526687105
You should differentiate between mutts that actually experience snow, and then the ones that do rarely, and then the ones that do never. Stop being such a smug prick. It's basic 80IQ logic to understand that regions that never get snow are not well equipped for snow. You wouldn't be talking all that leaf shit if your town only got a dusting every 2 years, and there were no equipment to de-ice the roads, no cabling on the electrical lines, etc etc. Have some empathy. It's the same reason why you don't know how to deal with blacks and jeets. You simply don't have the infrastructure
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>>526691678
Imagine having a hand pumped well in New England. It would cease to work in January through at least March. Kudos to you though, it's all about your local climate and how you deal with it.
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>>526693738
That was a grid failure completely. There was no weather involved. Some kind of cascading effect between Canada and Northeast US. Most people thought it was a terror attack. Who knows, might have been a false flag, might have been a failure of infrastructure, might have been a giant test. I can't say either way. But what I can tell you is there was no widespread unrest as had happened in previous blackouts. Everyone was united against the common enemy of the jihadi at the time. We all know it's bs but this is how easy it was to move the people in those days. I wonder if that happened today, when we are fed dichotomous information through algorithm.
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>>526694760
That's brilliant. Kudos to you. Someone with a brain
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>>526682025

https://youtu.be/2YiHxQcc1tM
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>>526703172

It's a troll post, seen many times before.
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>>526682025
https://youtu.be/rbMY-NMT_vc?si=4lP0svvb__hQt33j
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>>526705913
Sneed's Feed & Seed (formerly Chuck's). Also, "Bart's Fart & Shart" doesn't make any sense because the store wasn't called "Feed & Sheed" under Sneed's ownership so stop posting it.
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>>526682025
Many more ice storm attacks coming. They won't stop untill our just and reasonable demands are met.
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>it's nothing
>only retards will be filtered by a wave of chilly weather
owari da, thread theme:
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=t4k4pM1b0ew&si=5q-I_GFWSTgiJDwU
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Wil go to a local park tonight with my wife bringing booze and coke.

Getting wasted in a comfy snowy night just hits different
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>>526692108
This.
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>>526700069
i miss apetor.
this reminds me of him using chainsaw to pull himself around his car on ice skates in circles on the frozen lake.
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>>526682146
its just more doom and gloom glow nigger MkUltra bullshit to make you think like the world is ending.
Trying to make you panic over fucking snow/ice that happens every fucking year.
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Bunch of pussies I swear.
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>>526687105
It's only ever snowed where I live once in like 50 years. I won't get any snow or ice from this storm. Just a moderately hard freeze. Which means I will have to string some lights in my citrus trees.

Anyways, I personally prefer not living in a frozen wasteland.
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>>526703136
All your cars rot from rust. And you cannot spend as much time outside for like half the year. And you cannot grow anything decent.
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>>526706597
we are the same.
>>526707043
>just get rich starting at 40 with no real assets or savings- those rich people from rich families say they could start with nothing and be rich again in a month, its easy.

>>526706597
every day I say out loud that I am going to kill myself tomorrow. (if i meet my ancestors I am going to find a way to force them out of the afterlife and being born and living through this kike bullshit they allowed to get this bad)

i hate all white people ancestors for never finishing the job when they had MULTIPLE MULTIPLE chances.
all they ever did was kick them out, deport them, move them around. exile. banishment.
what kind of boomer shit is that?
now we have nightmare torture dystopia and like the lab rats that eat their own babies to save them from a life of painful tests and experiments, we have stopped reproducing and are killing ourselves in RECORD numbers.

and every single year from now on, things will just get more and more indian. indians EVERYWHERE. that is the jewish messiah. infinity indians.
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>>526682275
are you lost faggot? i know you're fucking boring, but are you lost? what's "politically incorrect" about weather? why don't you go down to the old folks home and keep them company with your fucking weather talk
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>>526682025
>winter storm
We don't do that in Germany
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>>526698016
Lmfao it snows every year in georgia shithead
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Southern winters are spastic. We can have highs in the high 70’s for several days, then see highs dip down into the 39’s or 40’s. While those temps aren’t seen as dangerous or extreme, it’s pretty cold considering the drastic back and forth swings between warm and cold. This makes cold weather acclimation damn near impossible.

>>526682146
This storm is an anomaly because of how far south it’s going. As others have pointed out, these places that far south rarely see snow.

Also, it’s an ice storm, not a snow storm. They’re predicting inches of icefall, not snowfall. Combined with the rarity it could be a serious problem for people.
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>>526722631
You’re new, and that’s ok.

The weather is part of the news. Always has been.
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winter storm discord:
/gVJ4XaRq
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>>526682146
the storm is excessively large and -50 windchills are noteworthy
>ngo
wut
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>>526722631
this is the news and politics board
not only is this news, about something that is actually happening with multiple valid sources, that will affect millions of first world people, you are free to fuck off to the plethora of off-topic threads and shill threads plaguing /pol/
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>>526722631
/pol/ is politics and current events, you subhuman niggerfaggot retard.
Consider suicide, before you make the humans around you suffer from your existence.
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>>526723261
Well we could always chat about how trump fucked over the agencies responsible for this type of thing. That's political. Or I could talk about it and you could stick your head in the sand and deny it ever happened.
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Its cold. Does the storm start today or tomorrow?
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all u newfags afraid of a foot of snow
none of you were alive before 2010
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>>526724029
For me it's like 24 hours till it gets here
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>>526724117
Alright. Might be an appetizer today, main course tomorrow.
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They tested out the weather machines effectiveness with ice last March on a smaller scale here in Gaylord, Michigan. It worked well so now they will go for a large scale demonstration. All soft woods were destroyed, the trees here are maple hardwood and still barely survived. I would recommend a Buddy Heater, 2 grill size propane tanks, lots of water for flushing. Look up how to flush by pouring water into the bowl, saves a bit.
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>>526724414
It would take so much energy to manipulate the weather this cold, zero point free energy better exist. Only way it's feasible.
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>>526682146
nigger it's the biggest snow storm to hit the us in decades. it's noteworthy news
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WERE GETTING MOTHERFUCKING THUNDER ICE aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>526724762
Holy shit lightning during a snow storm would be kino
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>>526695152
god forbid she have to do her biological duty for three days
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Never used a food delivery service before, going to be exclusively using one these next few days to make a bunch of jeets be out in the cold. Which delivery company has the most thirdies working for them? Price doesn't matter.
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>The name “Fern” doesn’t normally cause widespread panic, but Winter Storm Fern has U.S. airlines bracing for days of major travel disruptions across the country.

>The National Weather Service has forecasted heavy snow, freezing rain, and frigid temperatures that will spread from the Southern Rockies and Plains states to the mid-South starting on Friday, and move north to Mid-Atlantic and New England states this weekend. The Weather Channel named it Fern.
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>>526726595
Grubhub or Uber eats
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>>526685100
Exploding fire trees are more of a California problem.
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Fun fact: snow is water soluble
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>>526724762
Does that make it worse or better
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>>526727919
it's mostly air, in fact
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>>526721796
I think people dont get it the damage in dollars of having ice where it normally doesn't fall isn't zero
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>>526700919
>toilet paper war 2020 veteran



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