>>15098263>WWE Women’s World Championship: Liv Morgan (c) vs. Zelina Vega>Money in the Bank Qualifying Match: Drew McIntyre vs. Ilja Dragunov vs. Sheamus>Money in the Bank Qualifying Match: Dakota Kai vs. Ivy Nile vs. Zoey Stark>Xavier Woods vs. Karrion Kross>Rey Mysterio vs. Dominik Mysterio
Karen Kwab
NO YEET
Carry-on Kross
>Jannetty
I want to *Blank* Scarlett
Janetty bros...
its so funny that chad gable only re-signed his contract if he could be involved in the horrorchad angle
kek xavieretty
Karrion DIMES
Woods was the jannetty
i like this version of kross so far
I think Scarlett is the hottest woman in the WWE and NXT
>>15103192graves just explained "janetty"does that make him the michaels?
>they actually brought up jannetty on commentarylol
this basket weaving meme is irl life what fucking world am I living in
did kross actually ask woods if he wanted to be the jannetty of new day? KEK
so when are they gonna have the wyatt fags do something
>and by the way Kevin Nash was raped in the sweltering summer of >>15103192Seriously bros???
Kross is dimeless but at least he's married to a dime and getting TV time
Final Testament is such weird faction
Bring her back.
what's actually wrong with Karrion Kross? he literally has done nothing wrong as a performer
HOLY SHITHES CRIPPLED
>>15103227Being the Jannetty has existed well before 4chan
Unsafe shitter
SEXO
Testamentchads ww@?
>>15103236he's really boring and not particularly good in the ring either
Kek he just dropped him
>>15103236His gimmick is lame
>>15103225His partner was PAC aka Adrian Neville so perhaps he is.
Karrion KrossettyAkettyRazettyScarlettyPaul ElleretyThe Final Jannetty
>>15103221and you're right
>karen still has a job after three years of not being over>new day still has a job after doing the same gimmick for ten years and not being over for the last five
howdy will keep interviewing bo until the last session where bo is killed and only howdy is left
>>15103236his wife is stealing the show mogging them all
Fuck off Wingstop, bring back the no flex zone!
>WELCOME BACK SIMONE BILESI feel like I am the only person that remembers she abandoned her team last time.
>>15103250>>15103252he's not really boring at all
kross should unironically be fired for nearly killing woods
they should cut away from this match and show the howdy tape so I can leave
>>15103247>bruiseTOTAL WHORE PUTA
>>15103254Fall and prayetty
>>15103264karen, don't you have a match right now?
>>15103221L
Another New Day member with an early retirement, did someone voodoo these mfers?
>>15103247I'm ready for the Liv and Dom live sex celebration
>>15103261She needed to take care of her mental health you chud!
>thank you dijakThanks for what exactly?
>>15103273iv
For WWE to really enter a new positive age they need to get rid of New Day or repackage them
>>15103247Wale is a lucky man!
>>15103259No way brother!THIS IS A FLEX ZONE NOW DUDE!
>>15103236they book him like shit, dudes basically a big jobber kinda like Bray
>>15103261>abandoned>got the twisties and couldn't competehuh?
i was looking away because i'd rather read pdub than watch karrieanne cross, did he just botch woods?
>>15103256SEXO ANAL
>period padsWhat is the target audience of raw?
>>15103290You tell 'em Hulk
>>15103236they had some bald guy come out for however many years he's been signed LARPing as the undertaker or bray during his entrance when nothing was spooky or supernatural about himhe'd get in the ring and look like some bald trailer trash alcoholic, never talk, and wrestle like a big guy
>>15103280By "mental health" she of course meant "I got mad that I choked so I ragequit on the team".
Holy shit they actually stopped the match and woods is out on a stretcher
>>15103290you know better.
>>15103291Still can't believe he was booked to lose his Mania match
>>15103293>still falling for the memeshe got "twistys" because adderall was b&
>>15103295youre literally me
If Dom does betray Rhea, who’s going to help her since she’s basically all alone? Damien??
I fap to nudes of my ex during commercials
Time traveler gimmick DIMES?
>>15103309ok schizo
>>15103293>had no actual injury just had cold feetyes
is woods getting fat or just bulking?
>>15103235>her
>>15103318fat
>SEETHING
>>15103313I fap to big burly orc women
>>15103314>pat's dad is having a mental breakdown so that's why we don't get him on commentary tonight
>>15103284A Heel Turn would do them wonders desu
>>15103317You've never done gymnastics so stop talking like you know anything. In fact, you've probably never even touched your toes, you fat fuck
SEETHING
>came back from the bleached general on /trash/>see kross and woods Alright I'll leave again for a bit
>>15103192Woods was deep inside woods vagina
lol kross is not good
you know this crowd is good because they are making noise during a kross match
is their an easier gig than being part of a tag team in a faction that isn't over? they don't even have to work in the ring or on the mic
wow SHOCKER
Just SEETHING
BACKWOODS WINS AGAIN
kross is burried
whitebros...
>rollup
fuck the new gay
>>15103314>Dead nigga>2020Did you just not check the date and name when you decided to post this?
>>15103325you need Nia Jax and Zoey Stark to merge into a true monstrosity
>>15103346That's his finisher
>Kross loses again>this is "shocking"
>>15103330keep defending a massive pussy and mental midget that abandoned her team
>Cross losing by rollupWhere are they going with Cross? Seriously.
>loses to WoodsKWAB
see we are at DEI matches in WWE
Kross rolled up KEK
>>15103347are you siding with a sandnigger muslim?
>Karrion KWAB
So AOP aren't actually brothers?
dunn tier cutaway there
>>15103355woods finisher is a rollup kek
>karen kross butt scooting out of the ringkek
>>15103354Cry that Biles is still world champion while you seethe on the mandrama board of an anime website
>>15103347>THE CEREALS ARE TURNING THE KIDS GAY!!
buck breaker
>>15103346its his finisher unironically
COOM IN SCARLETT
>hate crime BASED
BUCKBROS I DON'T LIKE THIS
>>15103360>KWABion Kross
>>15103361they aren't even from the same country
Is Karrion finally getting a little heat?
ellering is so unintentionally funny
>>15103362That was bad missed the whole slam
>>15103367
that beatdown would mean a lot more if he didn't just job to Xavier Woods literal seconds ago. Great booking Triple Gay!
ok kross new submission is fucking based he might finally work out
>>15103192BASED kross! hes really from vegas
>no big e savelmao
>>15103359/pol/tards don't know what consistency is.
>>15103192LOL man they refuse to let Kross win anything
Scarlett should fuck me up with those gloves.
BROS KROSS ACTUALLY GOT HEATWE DID IT!
is this gonna go on forevercornette would have (nothing) to say about this other than this took forever to just do a dumb looking arm hook
>>15103236He has a shit gimmick and has zero wrestling skill and he had the worse match I ever seen
>karen getting some boosgood for him
Kross is 2016 Corbin
PAIN... painKILLER... killer
>>15103388HOLY BASED
>>15103371>>15103351That's sad if true
>>15103332Based BleachChad
Why does Kross sound like Jesse Ventura?
>>15103381the real Michaels of The Final Testament
>>15103383we don't use that word here
Kross busted out his Ventura impression at the end there.
>>15103366I don't care if she's a former world champion and I'm not the one that's angry at all, look at how emotional and flustered you are lmao
>>15103381i dont know who he was apparently he was this guyamazing. father time is a bitch.
>>15103399It wasn't much, but that's the biggest reaction I think I've ever seen him get.
didnt kofi just come back from injury?why are they writing him off again?
cross should be cutting a promo while AoP are beating the hell out of n-day behind him
i came 15 minutes late, was kross vs nigga the first match? what was the first promo?
>>15103388okay this is an extremely based defense of the industry
Maybe Triple H is racist, we just saw another black man be humiliated
>>15103411>formerShe's the current world champion lmao, seethe more
I don't careShow me the bo dallas promo
That darn jezebel Liv Morgan..
priest is so zesty
>>15103420
>why don't we do Judgement Day again, but even more dimeless
>>15103406He does a 10/10 impression of him
Dom's a fucking snake
>Liv getting gangbanged in the clubhouse
>>15103420you missed the only reason you even cared about watching
liv the succubus is going to destroy the Judgement Day
>>15103435bitch looks like a coke whore
>>15103420the wyatt dudes delivered another vhs tape to coleoh and jey uso said yeet a lot
>>15103439The Yoko Ono
Dom needs to stomp out big zesty like he did that deadbeat dad of his.
>I was playing as youKEK
>i was playing as you dawg
Liv's laugh is so stupid
>I was playing as you man!kek
Carlito is CUTE!
Dom has to betray Rhea right? For his heat?
bak teh de joojmint dea
>>15103387he should have normal kimura instead of whatever this was
the judgment day clubhouse is based i wish i was in the judgment day
>>15103388It's stuff like this that makes me like Kross in spite of his mediocre tattoos and booking. I think he could be extremely kino if they just pivoted.
>Damien Faggot Priest turning into Vince Russo
>>15103436A running theme now, it seems
>I'm the world champ!What does that even mean when Cody has the real title?
>I was playing as you dawg
Coom in Liv
i cant believe they actually call it the clubhouse lmaoo
brudder
Is it just me or is Liv getting fat?
so Balor and JD getting the tag titles is leading to priest losing the title and kicking him out
so who was in the wrong between finnalor and priest?
>rape victim calls out gay undertaker
So is Carlito an official member or what?
priest sounds so unnatural
>>15103474It's not just you. We're all getting fat.
I will not watch NXT
>>15103459they need more people trying/wanting to be in the Jundgement day.
>>15103454I would do a swerve and have Rhea kill Dom. She can go full psycho rather than generic babyface goth.
>>15103478Priest
carlito was kicking ass in the back lol
>>15103474yeah dat ass is gettin phat
>>15103476I hope the fuck not. I do not want to see Rollins vs Gunther
Imagine if the 2K game started glitching the fuck out in the background
>they're going to do a womeme match before they show the howdy video AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I unironically love the soap opera aspects of wrestling
why are they teasing priest vs finn so much? I doubt Finn will be the one to take his title
>>15103484why not?
>>15103192I don’t watch RAW but I really like this judgement day shit going on, the acting is terrible but they’ve sold me on the relationship between these characters
>>15103478Balor for simping (he's secretly fucking Liv) and Priest for not supporting the boys
>>15103490I think this is where they're goingGunter vs Priest would be weird
>>15103489STOP DISRESPECTING THE BELT DAMMIT
deadpool pizza
>>15103464Lash would snatch this womanlet's weave for stealing her mans.
Who do I go to to ban this "CMO Now" brainwashing bullshit?
>>15103491xdddi have a belief they are not even playing it, someone behind is... but also, they play soo noobie it might be them
>>15103486That’ll turn Dom face. Which is shit
>>15103496Because Damien will lose the belt and Finn will be a faggot about it and Priest will go mega faggot about it too then they'll have a nothing on the line match at Wrestlemania. That's how gay Triple H is at booking. Muh long term storytelling
>>15103494they gotta find a vcr anon thats atleast gonna take an hour
>portable cassette playerthey're called walkman's, flo
>>15103502based judgement dayer
>>15103474People get fatter as they get older at least healthy people do
>>15103474
>>15103501I have no interest in watching development shows
>>15103489I've said it before, but Wale really is a lucky man.
>new Beavis and Butthead>in 2024Uh....ok?
>Beavis and Butthead Wut
>>15103482I think the problem is that he switches between being natural and not, which makes it worse
>>15103425>still projecting your anger>she's still the former world champion>she still abandoned her team over cold feet like a pussycope and seethe
>new Beavis and ButtheadAttitude era bros we're so back
>>15103512Not necessarily. You can write him off TV for like 3 months and he can comeback on roids and start the LWO Wolfpac
>>15103511At the very least, they are actually pausing and unpausing it when they turn around to talk to other people. Didn't notice if they did it tonight, but in the past it looks like they are really playing. Plus, at this point so much of the talent plays video games anyway, why fake it?
damien and finn had a based match in skulls era nxt where damien nearly killed himself on the steel steps
Based new Beavis n Butthead
MFW dom powers bomb rhea and liv
>>15103512Maybe he'd stop looking like a guatemalan child molester
>>15103506Is it better for Mox to bleed all over it?
Beavis and Butthead was never funny.
>>15103525It's actually really good, but that ad was just for Comedy Central showing the two seasons that already released on Paramount+. A third season is in production.
>>15103518>not making Quagmire who has a freakishly large head JD Whomever did this is a fucking retard
>>15103532well thats true, all of them do play games. and yeah, love the realistic details like pausing the game, and last week Carlito reacted with a facepalm when his finsiher failed
>>15103449agree it's so fucking ugly and annoying
>>15103541Zoomer detected
RIP Roman's daddy
>judgement day splits into the faction that runs trains on liv and the faction that runs trains on rhea
>>15103388this is the most over kross has ever been
>>15103506he's so corny haha
Priest needs to slow WAY down when he's talking on these backstage pre-tapes. If I had to guess he's memorizing his "lines" then nervously reciting them quickly and it comes off unnatural. He needs to take a breath. Would make them way more powerful
bruh the bloodline isn't even on this show, fuck off
Reminder Solo used Roman's dad dying to usurp the Tribal Chief, what a chad.
Do we need this tribute again?
>>15103540Neither is ok unless they're trying to get heat dammit!
another blood sacrifice
>>15103544>KLINGON LIKE HEAD
>>15103558Just like real life frfr
>>15103388Kross needs a real push, as in not booked to lose literally every match and wondering why he never gets over.
>>15103449A HOAH HOAH HOAH
>I remember as a kid being scared to death of these two spearchucking subhumans.Jesus cole
FUCK OFF YOU GOD DAMNED COCONUT NIGGERS
>>15103567yes
>>15103564>Yeet
>>15103489>mfw I don't find her attractive because she is a mudshark
I wish I could grow hair like that.
Fuck bros I have an uncle who looks like Roman’s dad and were Mexican
merch you can wear in public
rememeber when you could make good gimmicks?
>>15103570The only blood sacrifice was your morning hemmroid today, boomer.
Better known as Joe Mama
this uke instrumental goes hard my nigga
>/pw/ calls them coconuts when they should be called pineapples
>>15103587I legit bought both
>>15103595You can't say that if you aren't black here
>>15103587The nipple tassels are wild
>>15103580Shut up white boii
why aren't roman or yeet fat?
Dusty and Sika bonding in heaven over their boys being at the top of the business.
SPICY ZELINA
>>15103522fair enough
colorful smol
>>15103605gym
>>15103529>she's the curuent world champ>yeah but she's the former champ tooDid Mitch Hedberg come back from the dead to act like a retard on /pw/
I bet Cathy's feet look GOODT tonight
Liv chases dirty dick
I fucking hate zelina so much it’s unreal
isn't she shorter than the rope? rope is 4'11". she must be like 4'7"
smol
>>15103605Roman geared himself away from the Samoan curseYeetbros seem too athletic
zelina
holy shit that spic has massive tits
zelina ran a highlighter through her hair
Zelina is over with me bros
What the fuck is this horrible entrance theme?
I WANT TO PUT ZELINA IN MY POCKET
>>15103616liv is so pretty
I don't like Zelina
>>15103605No yeet
>>15103628why?
>the woman are too uncomfortable to do seamless cut interviews into their entrance
>>15103638thats because you are a quality wrestling fan
Zelina hands you a tiny version of smolWhat do you do with it?
zelinas theme is true defrebelcore music
bros zelinas lookin like she smells GOOD tonight
>>15103635they are fakei can't think of a single girl on the roster that has big natties>>15103633>Yeetbrosjay is borderline, but jimmy was actively FAT at wrestlemania. he is rikishi's true heir.
wtf is that music for zelina
Kek you just gotta love the big dimes minions
>>15103655"i don't really want it"
>>15103648are they fucking?
Who would win in a fight, the minions or the rabbids?
>>15103659Nia
>>15103644Jealous of all the black dudes she fucks desu
>>>15103662 NEW THREAD
>>15103650My psychic powers are telling me something
>>15103651Liv did one
>>15103655insert in urethra
im getting indian ads for some reason
>>15103654thanks anon.
whoever made minions a thing should be publicly executed Ghadafi-style
>>15103659big time timmy jim is the yeet we need
>>15103674No she didn't
>>15103678that means roman is coming back tonight
>>15103663>"...... that's cool man.. you do you.. I guess.."
>>15103656i didn't mind zelina's theme
>TOTAL DIMELESS SHITTERbring back Rhea
>>15103670Based Liv posting a fake donation to rake in easy support and merch sales
>>15103700I'll take it
