Bojangles Edition
>>15104661I fucking love Bojangles. I'll go by the drive thru tomorrow after work.
Kek fuck you Dakota simp I hope you're crying
so just who is Uncle Howdy??
The Howdy Tapes
HOWDY TIME
>>15104661here's your women's MITB bropdub thoughts?
>do you honestly BO-BO-BO-LIEVE
Special...
>>15104661THE COLLECTIBLE KWAB CUP!
IT'S MORE BO KINO
bros i’m so checked out of everything going on, it’s so over
SPECIAL
where was bo for all those years anyway
unless this ends with bo dallas sending anthrax to bjork I'm not interested
YOU THINK YOU'RE SPECIAL......
special.....
Is this a YTP
I believe in Bo Hendry
Youtube poop?
>>15104681they need a spot monkey for the match and Zoey is pretty good in the ring
>>15104714KINBO DALLAS
>>15104706
WHERE ARE YOU
>>15104723>>15104726THATSA MAMA *weegee*TO YOU
Bros I'm worried for Bo
AIn't nothin' stronger than family
No lies detected, Dr. Howdy is right
>>15104706>IYO in the bank good>Zoey in the bank ok>timmy in the bank acceptable>the other 3 are ugly shitters
Is this the second time they did a howdy thing? I havent watched since they debuted. Did they debut last monday? Or 2 smackdowns ago? Already forgot
>>15104738swaows
they are gonna murder abusive dad Gable
Bo is going to fucking murder Gable holy shit
interlinked
Reckoning? That was Mia Yim right?
I just realized this is a mr robot ripoff
I am nobody
Oh, so that's why Gable is being targeted. He betrayed his family.
>>15104706i like chelsea, tiffy, IYO and naomineutral on zoey, not a fan but don't mind herhope the dimeless b*rd tears an ACL in the ring
>I'm nobody
Bros, how do I get out of Mournhold?
>>15104661Analog kino time
holy shit both those guys were the same guy all along?
What is blud yapping about?!?
This has turned into classic Bray Wyatt nonsense
Someone should check on Gable
I AM THE RECKONING
These promos would be so much better without the goofy glitch effects
KINO BEYOND BELIEF
WHY DIDN'T ANYONE SAY BO WAS A KINO FACTORY?
I just noticed he's sitting in the firefly fun house
the opposite of kino
BO IS HOWDYS VESSEL BO WILL DIE HOWDY WILL REMAIN PLEASE PROTECT GABLE
yeah i'm with cornettethis shit is fucking GAY
>>15104706Based lineup except Naomi
Holy fucking cringe
>>15104766There's no bullshit though. It's Bo pretending he didn't brainwash everyone else. Pretty fucking clear
>>15104767on dax*
I AM THE REDDITNING
Are the Wyatts going to come for Dom because he betrayed his father?
>father vs son match with deadbeat father>sponsored by modelo
>>15104756They should target bray wyatt's fat fuck dead corpse for betraying his family and abandoning his wife and kids to chase a niggress
>>15104771I'VE BEEN SAYING IT FOR OVER 10 YEARS
>>15104760Levitate. OH WAIT!
>>15104755>>15104759/x/ was right all along, the nobody is real
Is the Kota poster still here?
that one was pretty gay honestly
>25 year old pajeet: mommy I want Bray Wyatt>mom: Bray was kwaboty and died, cum in lungs, we have bray at home>bray at home: picrel
Can't take this Wyatt Sicks serious anymore, I'm sorry Bray
>>15104706Iyo will finna win
>>15104759>Bo browses the Nobody generals on /x/Woah
WTF DUDE HOLY SHITTHAT WAS INTENSE
So you're telling me Bo Dallas couldn't be this good back then and they fired him the first time around?
>>15104769That's the only negative but the acting is so good I can overlook it
>>15104788theres a bunch of people they could go for, its a neat little angle
>>15104768those pants must make her legs so sweaty. i bet it pools up around her thigh creases and behind her knees. it must smell so good.
No one cares about despicable me
>>15104753>>15104768SLAPJACK CHADS IT’S TIME
>>15104795Yes
despicable me boomer
Bring back Enzo Amore
>>15104807I think they may have been a common factor as to why no one back then was good.
>>15104733She's married now and enjoyed honeymoon, the old Rhea we knows is not there anymore
>>15104801IYO won't win but masami might
>>15104714legit thought this thumbnail was Bayzler
>>15104817They can't teach that.
Holy fuck that was insaneThe only word I can describe is intense
>>15104819Vincetty?
>>15104807He's just larrping as his schizo brother, its easy being unhinged with some practice. Thats not to say Bo couldn't have been good back then, but Bray was already this gimmick, so he had to have a job squad gimmick with Curt Henning's son
ok so Bo...went completely insane after his brother died and kidnapped a bunch of other WWE fired talent and brainwashed them to be characters from his brothers children's show?His mission...attack abusive dads...
>>15104788>Are the Wyatts going to come for Dom because he betrayed his father?Are they coming for Solo and all the rock nepo hires for betraying Roman?
>>15104801LOL no.
>>15104827lmao
>catering segmentBASED
>>15104272
This was good, but WWE needs to be more aggressive with Howdy. First week was the incredible debut. Second week was hot and they didn’t blow it. Third week, somewhat of a letdown. we were due for an actual appearance, not another video package
>>15104833It's fucking great
kek immediately do a catering piece the week after dumping dijak
BIG OTIS
BASED DOUBLE DINNER OTIS
>>15104790what if the whole thing is a shoot and Bo hates Bray for abandoning his wife and kid
NXT level up card poster I summon you
>>15104845according to who?
OTIS GODS WE EATIN GOOD
Holy shit bros catering in WWE this THIS good???????
>Otis has TWO plates?!
>>15104833people are saying they all used to be in stables so it fits the theme
Bo is doing spooky wreck it Ralph The wreckoning
DONT BELIEVE HIM, OTIS
That catering food is fucking mid
you really think I'm gonna believe that Otis is gonna leave all that food at the table when Gable approaches?
otis eating good
everyone is saying that the wyatt family is gonna go after gable for betraying the academy, or dom or priestbut wouldn't they annihilate randy first for betraying THEIR family?
otis eating so much fatboy
>>15104845maybe writer doesn't want too much shit going on
CHAD GABBLE CAN NOT BE KILLED
>Otis is in catering
>>15104728VHS resolution was as high as 1080i
>>15104802i didn't know there were movie threads on /x/also stop burying otis with this gay spook shit
>>15104807Wwe has always been rich with talent. But only so many guys can get a spotlight
>>15104854It's Monday
>>15104706Iyo repeat
BOOYAKA BOOYAKA
>>15104797kys bray
>>15104872too much carbs for me
I thought they canceled catering
for the past month maxxinne has been wearing lingerie lol
>>15104872>when the hotdog and a handshake is actually worth it
>otis using his normal voice and not doing the chris farley impression
>>15104845Nah, im liking this.
MAXXINE
>>15104880Nobody had hdvhs.
kek Dom
tranxxine
Liv time
>>15104872STEAKS N WEIGHTS OHHHHH YEEEEAH
FYI Tozawa used to be a respected wrestler
>chad talking like the other 2 aren't there because they are slightly off camera so he doesn't care
>>15104892As all the female talent should be
>>15104855Just my opinion. Im only one guy>>15104876Maybe, i just wish we could get another big moment sooner rather than later
MYSTERIOOOOO
>>15104908really??
>>15104845Nah. It's been good. I'm fine with slow dropping. as long as the plot is moving forward. This week we learned why he picked the people for this group. last week we learned why Bo feels he needs to do this. before that they debuted. The pacing is way better than Bray's. Bray was 2 months in doing nothing.
>>15104892good
another mid morgan segment
>>15104908I respect him
Rey looks like a chipmunk standing there chewing gum
>>15104845theres still time for live action.not everyone followed the qr code so this is them introducing them to casual or new fans
>>15104815Big fan of yours and big fan of Dakota!
>>1510487290% carbs
how hard would you pop if Dom beats the shit out of Rey and unmasks him?
>match featuring mexicans is sponsored by modelo
>>15104890gay boi
>You're an idiotkek Cole is shooting
>>15104835Probably, Roman was a big part of the wyatt family and the fiend
Based Rey sawdusting himself for 40 years to put over his sonWhen did you realize Rey was the good guy this whole time?
Surprising to see Dom wrestle again. I thought he got injured and will be out for like 9 months
Goku vs Gohan
Why are Dominik's arms so small
>>15104932Pottery
I miss Graves as the heel commentator.
>>15104920They did slow drip feed before then Bray's heart exploded or whatever happened to him
Is Rey essnetially a cyborg now?
rey lookin like sum damn frijoles refritos KEKAROOOOOOOO
>>15104817So all her exes can be in the same company?
>>15104706Iyo doesn't need a cash in to take the title so, I am thinking Tiff. Chelsea would be hilarious though.
>Dom betrays his father>Wyatt family doesn't go after him
Is it true? Is Rey too ugly to get a side chick?
>rey wears a mask because he is ugly>he has a beautiful wife >well maybe dom should learn about that some daywouldn't dom know who his mom is?
>>15104932The cup in>>15104661is from a fried chicken restaurant and features a bitch who was raped by niggers.
Is this racist?
>Presented by ModeloMexicans don't need any more reason to tune in.
>>15104920>>15104928You guys are probably right, im being impatient
WE DEMAND SIGNS OF LIFE
kek
>>15104947
>>15104951this could be a future angle
>>15104938rey's been a face for virtually his entire time wrestling so probably the first time i saw him
>dodge using ai voice overs in commercials
>>15104956No nigga
>>15104845They're fucking there, some of them have already been out tonight, still an hour to go yet so might come out again.
>>15104956unc in his shirt from 2000 gettin into it
>>15104807He was though.
>>15104938When he signed with wwe and not with aew in 2019
>>15104959theyll probably do some shit at MITB anyway.
>>15104956Why would it be racist? Mexicans drink Modelo. They're not as sensitive to stereotypes as the watermelon Americans are.
>>15104768God, I bet her feet smell so good after a day in those shoes.
>>15104929Excellent taste anon. You have been blessed by Dacutie
>>15104951there's mutual betrayal because rey was a deadbeat dadseems like the wyatt family is going after cases where it's more clear-cutalthough that may change, they've only been back for a few weeks
pop tarts crunchies look like sweet combos
>>15104953His daughter is cute so thanks mom genes lol
>>15104963>>15104956NO its a typical family gathering on weekend. Our drunk uncles usually fight each other
>>15104990dom is also 2 feet taller than rey
>>15104984She looks like she's about to force feed you Hardees
I miss pop tart vanilla shake.
Imagine being twice the size of your dadYou'd shoot beat him the fuck up too
>LeBron vs Bronny match
>>15104873i think its more about how gable turned on them. he even changed his whole tone. like how he doesnt say thank you anymore. he tossed them aside and said they had no value. its just a trigger for the group. the next target might be something completely different
based dom i dont get along with my dad either
>advertising the fucking contract signingwhoever is in charge of nxt ads is so fucking dumb
that should of been a 3
>>15105001Dom would get his ass beat in a shoot
>>15105012same with AJ getting rid of the good brothers and mia yim
How the fuck did this 5'5 midget give birth to a 6'2 son? Rey is not the father is he?
>>15105002Keeping his nose directly in line with the ass. Good form from a veteran Mysterio.
>>15105022dom trains jujitsu
how does rey still get so much height on his springboards
Damn, Rey Mysterio can still go
>>15105027Eddie was 5'7.
>>15104956i work at a liquor store. as far as racial stereotypes when it comes to alcohol, we have plenty of day-laborer type mexican/other central american type customers. 95% of them are buying modelo, they really love that stuff. never negra, just especial. like 3% buy corona, 1% buy dos equis, and the rest buy other stuff. the one that speaks the best english buys at least 6 yuengling tallboys a day.
mid morgan
>>15104956Mexican here Modelo is the laughing stock of the Mexican beers, my guess Modelo has it easier getting in the American market so it's popular there
Did Liv wedgie herself or am I tripping?
>>15105012there are so many guys on the roster that you could do that with though. like priest last week saying he didnt need JD
>>15105034He got too many surgeries in his left knee
is dom gonna slip and accidentally fall dick first into liv?
>>15105027stem cell therapy
>>15105040LA MIGRA LA MIGRA
>>15105031That move gives you backstage heat right?
based match
LEWD
>>15104873The canon has been soft reset after vince left
>>15104920They've had these fucking qr codes and youtube poops since February ffs. Not to mention the arena glitches just for the love crowd. It's been going on for a third of a year man, and howdy has come out literally once. These tapes should have been shown for like 3 weeks then building to the debut, then continuous live shit from then on. This is madness and it's gonna kill the momentum before it has a chance
That is shoot interference, should be dq
Rey cockblocking Dom
SEXO
>>15105044congrats you got me to turn the stream on
Wait does that mean Liv was fucking Dom with a strap on?
SEX
>>15105040Fellow register worker. I work at a gas station
Based Liv
BASED BASED BASED
LIVE SEX CELEBRATION
holy shit nigga definitely got 2 pumps in
so gay
rey gets pegged by futa liv
Is the Three Amigos the most overused tribute/heat move?
hes straddling her the bugger
>>15105040What part of the country?
>>15105043no its not puto. Es la mejor cervaza en michoacan
>>15105046yea probably, but AJ and JDay didnt devalue their guys as much as gable did.im excited to see it play out
>Cole trying not to laugh
Lmao the fucking pop for that
>liv holding dom in and forcing him to cream pie her
dom riding liv's futa cock
LIV JUST GOT BEANED RIGHT ON LIVE TV
huh?
Liv helps Dom beat his dead beat dad and he kisses her afterwards
>>15105088More like forcing him to jizz on her tits
Jerry Springer tier match
>>15105079this makes no sense the only way it would work is if Liv was a tranny and was fucking Dom
OW MY BALLS
That was zesty af
>>15104883>movie threadsNah its some esoteric and at times schizo material in those threads
BIG DICK LIV
Liv's thicc n juicy ALL WHITE MEAT cheekz
>Rey not wanting a grandsonI get that you hate your son and all, but come on now.
Jesus so many fucking virgins and jeets in here
i saw liv's ass cellulite a minute ago
Rey is never going to put Dom over
>Rey Mysterio beats his son again
You okay, Dakota fans?
do you think people like zoey stark seethe over this being the most over womens angle in like a decade
who broke dom's nose?Was it Rey or Liv?
How is Rey's power level still higher than Dom's
>when your dad beats you up on national television
>liv is going to forgive him by giving him a bj
>>15105112Tony: Why he say fuck me for?!
>>15105105White girls who get with Mexicans are legit schizo, he did Dom a favor
BURGER
Live Sex Celebration!!
I like Sheamo. Took me over a decade but I like fella now
>>15105117He killed a man bro
Sheamus jumpscare
>>15105112>@TonyKhan is blockedkek
>>15105117Knows his son better than anyone so attacks his weaknesses = higher effective powerlevel
>Sheamus braps
>>15105112same faggot fish eating bengali that screenshotted depression DMs with randy
How long into the match until Sheamus looks like he's on the verge of death?
Livs gonna kill Rey and go to jail like Dom did
>>15105069i work in the fridge so i have to refill it after every time they raid the modelos>>15105082northeast
>>15105120KWAB
>>15105112QRD? i dont follow twitter drama
>>15105112Dakota winning was the correct call
>>15105079GIWTWM
AFTER
BURGER AFTER BURGER!
What if I want Dragonuv and Drew both in the MITB?
>>15105135for the Irish? 45-50
sheamus has so much acne and yellowing teeth hes gross now
>>15105133red shirt kid
>>15104872He's just like me
>Sami Zayn comedy show
>>15105141dakota lost, that's it lol
"The Human Swastika" Sami Zayn
>>15105147why do you want this midget twink tho?
GINGERAFTER GINGERAFTER GINGER
>Sami Zayn Comedy Show
>>15105027I'm significantly taller than my dad too, we look identical I'm just way taller.
>>>15105155 NEW THREAD
How can a 46 year old man have so much face acne?
>>15105151That's how a femdom lover is born
>>15105162he takes bumps and gives bumps. he sells good.he has a good accent. does better than average promos. has room for growth.
>>15105147Same. But it's Drew's time. Ilja still needs to get built upcaptcha : RVD 8
>>15105165>that trump guy, huh? A real idiot, huh? hehe
>>15105175>man on top>femdom
>>15105112>Tony caught in the crossfireKek!
Dominik should stop using 619
>How did you feel when Sami Zayn tried to put on a comedy show?
>>15105236kek