>>15111309
No Dijak no watch

so many rookies on tonights show. based shawn the feeling is back

>>15111309
>>>/trash/

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>>15111321
>so many shitters on the show tonight, thank you based shawn for the yummy green rookie kino!

>>15111321
love NXT

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>>15111344
>i bet they won't do as many flips in 20 minutes as our rookies

>>15111309
Absolute snow bunny stacked show!

*Michin vs. Jaida Parker in a Street Fight.
Kino

*WWE NXT Heatwave: NXT Championship bout Contract Signing.
Kino

*WWE NXT Women's Champion Roxanne Perez and Lola Vice will face off.
Eh

*Hank and Tank vs New Catch Republic
Should be fun

*Kendal Grey vs Wendy Choo
Might be OK

*Brinley Reese vs Izzi Dame
Eh

*Tyriek Igwe and Tyson Dupont vs Gallus
Holy yawn

>>15111436
>*Brinley Reese vs Izzi Dame
>Eh
How dare you? Eternal grin vs Big SnuSnu will be kino

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>two boxes of brownies tonight, stone

>>15111309
GRIM fucking card

Lola’s gonna yell at Roxy in Spanish and Roxy is going to respond with Google Translate like Shibata

Please push Wren

>>15111694
into a woodchipper

>>15111309
>Brinley Reese vs Izzi Dame
Izzy DOM gonna sexually bully this bitch

>>15111309
I do not care for Izzi Dame

Say his name

>>15112627
Beetlejuice?

Law and Order would be more interesting if their women showed more legs.

lets finna go

Hey that was Bobby Briggs. After he got old but before he looked good being old with grey hair.

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>>15112129
I sure hope so. I'd love to see Brinely riding the ropes.

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these niggas really watching this dog shit card on July 4th weekend yall niggas really ain't got nothing else better to do huh lmao enjoy the slop

how long has it been since WWE did the long lost brother gimmick?

>>15112836
>"weekend"
?

Based hoodrat

>>15112847
which one haha

>>15112843
Brain Strowman

>her tits ain't out
Michin isn't over with me tonight

Jaida sexa yummola
michin yucko pukolo

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>black and gold

for some reason nxt women street fights always rule

Jaida is way too pretty to be in NXT

She should be on main roster, or on onlyfans

ref got worked by jaida's selling lmao

Jaida has so much charisma

Jesus CHRIST I want Jaida to sit on me

YEAH SPANK HER

whip that ass

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>mia yim wearing booty shorts instead of jaida

>>15112857
>michin's tits aren't out
>jaida's asscheeks aren't out
Why am I even watching this shit

>you will never slap jaida parker's ass with a belt

>belt whooping spot
IM COOMING

>doesn't land on the can and crush it
Boooooo Michin

>>15112877
she should be on tushy sucking and fucking bwc

Why aren't kendo sticks called Singapore canes anymore?

>whipping nigga ass on tv
I'm onto you Shawn.

michin looks like a prostitute

>>15112906
They were in the Dante Chen/Lexis King match but i'm not sure

>>15112913
that's racist

>>15112913
She looks like she works at a massage parlor

yikes

based retard

holy kek why is this so brutal

>>15112906
No one remembers the Singapore caning incident any more

>>15112906
Dante Chen has the racial dibs on it

kek vic's candy

I thought you could say shit on USA

Are those Vic's candy

>pip during sawdust kino
they better not do anything good during the break

>>15112913
>>15112922

The entire faction of damage control does. And the parlor owner is Bayley.

They all act nice to her face but gossip behind her back and make jokes

>stole Vic's candy
>during the ad break so we can't hear him and Book's banter
goddammit

i cant believe they michin bumps like this on nxt lmao

>another chain
lel

>Dumps plastic shit on mat
>Doesn't drop Jaida on any of it
Lol

these bitches need to leave vic alone

>finger in the box
kek based

>>15112966
Vic Venom?

>>15112966
They just want to see what Mackenzie sees every day

>fingers in the toolbox
goddamn

>>15112937
You could years ago, I dunno what happened

House of Torture Jaida Parker

this match is ridiculous i cant stop laughing

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Jaida can beat me any day

I remember when vince did that pipe choking spot on stephanie during the daddy daughter i quit match

>michin's tiddy pad still in the corner after the ad break
kek

NUTS AND BOLTS

Fucking based

MAGNETS BITCH

God I wish Michin would drop Jaina on my nuts

SCREENCAP THAT NIGGA

Vic wants to cane Booker

Michin sucks but Jaida is going to be a star

Based stage break again

DEATH BY ASS

HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT
HOLY SHIT

If you were the ref in this match /pw/, how do you hide your massive erection?

lmao

HOLY
HOLY
HOLY

>Hipnotic
kek based name

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shades of the late great tegan nox

Damn that has to be at least 1mm of paper

michin has been crushed to death by jaida parkers ass

based jaida going over

kek this sitcom set up in the locker room

GIWTWM

I love Miss NXT

I really enjoyed that
big fan of innovative ass based offence

>>15113036
Giwtwm

>Ghetto Jada with gleaming Sweat on her chest with a golden chai
>Moaning arianna grace next

JFC HAVE MERCY SHAWN YOU FREAK

>taping up her sword
love this weeb

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MOTHERFUCK I MISSED IT BECAUSE I GOT HOME LATE

jaida is the best black woman i have ever seen. she is the booker t of black women

tenga arianna

Karmen is too pretty for a physical sport like wrestling

Jaida is female New Jack for sure

MY FUCKING DICK

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IM COOOMING!!!

Miss Sociopath is over af

>sol snatcher

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I don't know if I'm just being easy because she's a hot chick...but Arianna's unironically funnier than her dad.

EXTERMINATE OJAMA'S ASS

>>15113042
Back off, she's mine

I can see up ariannas dress bros

jazmyn is the biggest whore in nxt

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speaking of toronto what happened to this girl

can't stand the way this guy talks

I don't like this bouncy nigger.

kek this kid sounds like he can barely do a trigonometry question

>>15113063
Women and Hardcore violence wrestling are ULTRADIMES.

Even Tony cashed in on it with Britt the bloodied baker

Feels like they're setting up an Arianna face turn.

the kid is over with me

>>15113076
she got got in the first round of mass releases

>new fag republic
STOP IT SHAWN

Where exactly is Jevon from anyway?

AW COME ON I THOUGHT WE WERE RID OF THOSE DIMELESS BONGS
FUCK YOU GAYTCH

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>new catch republic

>>15113077
Mayouailiee?

Save us Hank and Tank

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>>15111309
>*Michin vs. Jaida Parker in a Street Fight.
>*Hank and Tank vs New Catch Republic
>*Kendal Grey vs Wendy Choo
>*Brinley Reese vs Izzi Dame
>*Tyriek Igwe and Tyson Dupont vs Gallus

>>15113103
no its ok theyre facing hank and tank

>>15113076
https://x.com/thebujee/status/1807443382412726285

>>15113093
We have a new Boss now.

One who understands the assignment and vibes with the fans. Why doesn't she come back now ? Or get in talks at least

>>15112836
Weekend? It's tuesday nigger.

lmao, pete just had a dark match for main event last night and had to fly back to florida for nxt

>>15113095
Deepest Darkest North Cackalacky

>>15113095
Greensboro, North Carolina

>>15112836
I'm recovering from surgery

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What do you guys do during ad breaks? I watch X Files.

>Duck Duck Go ad
Kinda counter-intuitive no?

>>15112836
better than watch raw and smackdown

I missed the first match, what were the highlights?

>>15113110
she sounds horrible now

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>>15113110
>into horses

>>15113140
catch up on the shitposting ITT

>>15113111
still seems like TKO is in cash-saving mode, all the guys that had main-roster contracts in NXT got let go even if they were on TV regularly, like Von Wagner and Reggie.

I doubt we're gonna see them bring back anyone anytime soon, they'll maximize the new signings they've made

>>15113140
TETR.IO

KELANI LOVE

Kelani is not a very good promo tbqh famalam

>people defend Kelani Boredom being the champion because they think that's going to make her interesting somehow

Kelani is quite a bit fitter than she was in the breakout. Hadn't really realized

>>15113151
I can't remember a thing. I think I blacked out when I saw Jaida from behind

>Tank got the retard helmet
Based

LOVE LANI. NEED LANI.

HANK N TANK

>>15113173
her character is that shes perfect

HANK & TANK

>>15113076
First time I saw this picture I shoot thought it was Jessica Alba

>>15113173
>women's NXT North American champion
Honestly who cares

Hope they squash the manlets

Hank and Tank is the most obvious Michaels/Jannetty combo since Otis and Tucker.

Lani and Sol draw blood to my dick if you know what I mean

>>15113186
:)

>>15113171
She sounds like any other athlete from any other sport
>haha yeah you know they were a good team but we just went in there, gave it 110% you know haha

>>15113185
ratings just tanked brother

>heavy machinery at home

Booker shitting on Hank pops me every week.

tank and hank won timberlands off that black tag team on level up but never wore them

hank and tank... dare i say our guys?

>test of strength
haven't seen that in a while. too bad its with Tyler Bate

>>15113204
Why does Gaytch insist on shoving these dimeless Bongs down our throats? Take them back the main roster.

Based Tank

>>15113211
Tank has been /my guy/ since his LVL UP days

i like this test of strength spot desu

>Hank's abdomen
dire

>>15113210
The nameless dimeless ones that follow Brinley around?

Hank and Tank are like Otis and Tucker? Nah they're the new Public Enemy

hank is fat as shit lmao

>>15113229
They look like the Nasty Boyz

i love hank and tank they are so weird

>>15113224
That big fold's a scar for sure, but no clue what it's from.

>Simone Biles
whomstve

Tyler Bate's dating history gets him nuclear heat with me, brother.

>crackhead barrel

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>takes you for a ride

>>15113249
wtf I just looked it up

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>>15113225
these guys. I don't know if their tag team has a proper name or not

>Hank's shirt is open
ABORT ABORT ABORT

Tank fucks Dani Palmer. I miss her.

Hank pls for the love of god never take your shirt off.

Between Thea, Sol, Roxy, Lani, Karmen, Jaida, Brin, Lash, Tatum and Lola, how are the Performance Center seats not just drenched in cum

Hank has the Kevin Owens aesthetic.

>>15113276
Too much tumbling with that ass can't be good for the hip bone

>>15113270
I call them the Good Hoods

Hank got that Corbin belly

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>caution tape on the broken barricade
goddammit shawn

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>Caution tape over the barricade instead of just snapping it back together.

oh man I thought they were going to do the kemonito spot to tyler bate

hank and tank need to do a tables match asap

I hate these bongs so much

Tank needs to wrestle in the retard helmet. He'll be world champion

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>>15113249
All that history of success and he STILL chases troons
Shoot hate this poofter midge

goofy brit fags

>>15113301
I think Tyler Bate is really talented, but he does to many goofy meme moves.

>dimeless brits win lol
fuck off

>pete dunne and tyler bate are struggling to beat hank and tank

I can honestly see catch republic as tag champs in AEW and that isn't a bad thing they'd work better

Okay they got their wins. Can these dimeless Bongoloids fuck off now?

AND NOW WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH CAWDY WEWDDIT'S DIMELESS NEPOHIRES
FUCCK

Bate just hurt his arm

>>15113310
The only time Bate was interesting was when he got that white yogi thing going for him, on NXT funny enough
Now both he and Dunne have reverted to boring shitters

BRINLEY BROS

BRINLEY BRAPPER

>*cartwheels into your heart*

BASED BRINLEY HOLY FUCK BROS

Is she getting blacked!?!?

Love Brin but I have decided to always root for the big bitch

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OH LORD REECE'S ASS IS GIVING ME BRINERGY

Brinley does that stupid forwards handspring lariat that charlotte flair does

>this coalburner
No fucking thank you

is brinley wearing a string bikini

>>15113342
Except she does it better and doesn't look like a complete retard doing it...

>>15113342
Well Charlotte ain't using it right now

That ring gear is surely going to fall apart

>>15113330
No, there's pictures on her IG of her kissing a white guy.

Brinley is slowly becoming my favorite, she is so fucking hot

Brinley's gear is nuts

I subscribed to TNA+ because I heard Charlie Dempsey's going to be on an episode soon.

>Chicago tavern pizza
Kek fuck outta here Pizza Hut

>>15113356
Damn… well i hope she gets blacked someday!!

>>15113356
>Kissing a white guy
BASED
>The white guy isn't me
Why live?

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hopefully izzy posts her like she did to kendall

There is something about Brinley's socks that works me into a shoot.

Anyone else?

>>15113357
>god tier ass that looks real and not a Dr. Carvalho Special
>perfect IBTs
>schnozz gives her character
>fit as fuck

Brinley got some ass on her

>>15113369
JESUS CHRIST

lel Stevie and Stone better kiss after all this

Is Stevie retired from wrestling or something?

>stevie and stone assistant GM rivalry
kek

The battle of the Charlotte clones

>we want the vanderpump rules audience

I can't understand anything Oro says.

Oro is going to evade canadian royal mounties to get Page

man stones been with the company for a while if you've been a NXTitan

ngl Izzy does nothing for me

>>15113392
You know this is just testing the waters for Aldis vs Pearce

>>15113400
her appeal is that she is a giant

THAT'S A HUGE BITCH

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she wants to be Tiffy soooooo bad

Why are they pushing this Sasquatch gigabitch?

If Brinley jobs to this fugly bitch I'm gonna be FUMING.

>>15113400
She's whatever in the ring and her face makes her look way older than 24. Good for her that probably means she'll have the Regal thing where she looks the same at 40 so she ages like wine.

>>15113407
Because she's the tallest one other than Lash. It's a relatively unique trait

TATUM SEXO

her gears working me into a shoot

Brin should wrestle in a straight up Baywatch swimsuit

Tatum goth booty

>chopped her in the neck
Brinley is 100% getting a receipt before this match is done.

brinleys ass in this gear is fucking RIDICULOUS

>Tatum vs Izzi
Sure why not Shawn

FUCK THIS BIGFOOT LOOKING BITCH

You guys think Javi can fight? I'm about to travel to Orlando and try my luck at winning Tatum from him.

Duke the stand up guy

Thea is on Cameo. I wonder if I can trick her into saying memes from /pw/.

Ridge looks so out of place in the Chase U classroom

>>15113433
He's on the shelf

The most trustworthy man in professional wrestling, Duke Hudson.

>>15113433
Well he has a broken leg right now so you might be able to take him.

Oh yeah, we never got to see what was inside that envelope that Lash was carrying.

>>15113433
His foot is broken right now, so you'd have a good chance of taking him.

chase u vs fraxiom is my most hyped match of the whole weekend

he just wanted to help

What is this segment even

>>15113448
It was Noam's arm or leg under the rope when he got pinned by Trick which was going to get Noam a title match

kek rhe serious soap opera type exit music

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>bra tanlines

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD LOLA'S BOOBA TANLINES

Roxanne bout to get cooked

this is the single most schizo chase u segment ever

who's the chase u asian?

>>15113442
Ridge is like when they cast a guy who's like 40 to play a high schooler.

>>15113459
Oh yeah, thanks for the reminder.

>>15113471
That is unironically the case here

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>...DOWN A ONE WAY TRACK TO MY PURPOSE AND MY MEANING

KWABOTY

>>15113441
>1992? Isn’t that like the Korean War or something?

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>>15113443
>>15113447
>>15113449
Wish me luck then!

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>>15113461
FAGGOT

what was with that sad piano music kek

I am really sick of capeshit and I was already sick of Deadpool

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>>15113474

do fat women really wear diapers

>>15113494
they got to when im done with em

She's shooting in Spanish!

Lola is hot until she speaks

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>roxy in leather

>Latina that fucks Black guys vs Latina that fucks white guys fued

Roxi kinda stumbled

Damn Roxy is a bad promo and so is Lola

>>15113507
>Why don't we do this in spanish?
>Roxanne most definitely not doing this in spanish
Christ she absolutely buried her on twitter

Lola is gonna heem the roid monkeys

So much Ass in the ring at the same time

I need Lola's entire ass on my face.

roxy sounds so fake
getting mogged hard by lola here

I love both these girls and im rooting for successful careers for both of them. Lola and Roxy. But jesus fuck they cant promo for shit

Lola is honestly a pretty bad promo

Lola Vice is like if Nia Jax was really hot

kek these two security dudes look like retarded cavemen

>>15113528
Yeah Roxanne is not a good heel.

>>15113527
Get in line.

Lola is fucking up this promo lmao

Roxy lookin hot as fuck in dem pants

what?

>>15113538

Lola over

>>15113518
Lola left DPJ for some White dude that looks like Colby Covington

>>15113301
>take the bus to go to Bilker's

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>roxy in leather and little docs

why she keep namedropping bellator?

>>15113535
CUM TUESDAY!

Christ what the fuck is this promo? Heel Roxy's promos have been fine up to this point but she sounds like she's completely out of it. Lola's already a bad promo.