Show starts at 3am EDT / 8am BST. 50 MINUTES TILL SHOWTIMEOpening VTR - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7MNijjO5zk>G1 CLIMAX 34 A Block MatchTetsuya Naito (1–2) vs EVIL (3–0)>G1 CLIMAX 34 A Block MatchZack Sabre Jr. (3–0) vs Jake Lee (1–2)>G1 CLIMAX 34 A Block MatchShota Umino (1–2) vs Great-O-Khan (0–3)>G1 CLIMAX 34 A Block MatchSANADA (1–2) vs Gabe Kidd (2–1)>G1 CLIMAX 34 A Block MatchShingo Takagi (2–1) vs Callum Newman (1–2)>Tag Team MatchTomoaki Honma & Hirooki Goto vs Los Ingobernables De Japon (Yota Tsuji & BUSHI)>Tag Team MatchBULLET CLUB War Dogs (David Finlay & Gedo) vs HOUSE OF TORTURE (Ren Narita & Yoshinobu Kanemaru)>Tag Team MatchJust Five Guys (Yuya Uemura & TAKA Michinoku) vs United Empire (Jeff Cobb & Francesco Akira)>Tag Team MatchGuerrillas of Destiny (El Phantasmo & Jado) vs Boltin Oleg & Toru Yano>Tag Team MatchShoma Kato & Katsuya Murashima vs HENARE & Konosuke Takeshita
>>15342371This time we'll be getting 3 straight shows. Today in Nagasaki and tomorrow/Monday in Fukuoka.
good morning lads, going to be a good show today
>>15342371What a grim card. You guys shoot watching this at this very early hour on Saturday?
>>15342394We are watching for Gabe
>>15342394Sorry I replied to the wrong thread >>15342328
>>15342396Linda crazy that Gabe and Yuya are who I'm banking on enjoying for each show now. But I guess that's a good sign
>>15342394I wanna see how Zack carries Jake
>>15342394this is the one time you're actually kinda right
>>15342401I shoot would rather watch that than today's G1.
Need a webm of that montage with Naito's 3 G1 wins
>>15342396>>15342407>>15342442>>15342442>>15342540>>15342540>disrespecting your presidentYou are hereby sentenced to watching ROH
Fuck the haters the song isnt as good as others but I like it.
>>15342559THe last part is good but the rest sucks
are these lions already bulking?
>>15342577Tana's committed to getting them through the system faster
>>15342580wonder if this will be good or bad for injuries /longevity later
>>15342554>>15342577Either be sexy or buff. Tana's rules
I like this dynamic
how we feelin tonight lads?
>>15342595the uj'card looks good to me desu
Think I could rub one out before the tourney matches start?
cute
>ELP is back to being a clown alreadyShame. I was looking forward to that story
threads dead
>>15342662not really paying attention to the tag matches
What match we on? I wanna go take a bath
Why the fuck did they change the J5G. intro?
>>15342662we are watching stardom
>>15342670last tag i believe
Its time for our true Ace
>>15342673Fuck
>>15342676i misread i think we have one after this so maybe a quick bath
>>15342673no the last tag is Goto and Honma against Tsuji and Bushi
Once Yuya gets rid of that nervous look from his he's a made man
>bright lights for a G1 showEww wtf is this
Looking like another kino match from HEAT STORM tomorrow
>>15342689Something that happens every single G1 and every other tour.
Looks like a full crowd to watch us EVILchads
I love how uncoordinated and ugly Yya's plancha is
>>15342394Pretty drunk just got home from deadpool 3 2 hours ago had sex twice today watched smackdown and did a bunch of other shit.You should live life instead of wasting it here calling things grimFuck I just realized takas eating that pin and there it goes it happened. Shit man
>>15342662Look at the main event
>>15342713how was dp3?
yuya would make a great tv champion if that's his current direction
>>15342670>>15342678Theres this match that has to do entrances match and post match plus another set of entrances a match and post match.Unless you are a woman, fucking gay and or drunk/high/tired it shouldnt take that long.
FOUR SAVAGE GENERATIONSTAKE THIS AS MY DECLARATION
>>15342730the whole point of a bath is to soak and relax
Ren's nose is so fucking big
>>15342722I dont watch the marvel shit.I liked deadpool 1.I liked deadpool 2.I liked this one as well.I would say not that its bad by any means its first arc takes its time.You want gore and some fight scenes its there. Some enjoyable scenes that are scattered throughout.I feel if you are going into the movie open to liking it and you want to see ryan reynolds as deadpool and hugh jackman as wolverine I would say this is the movie that has been built up to.So is it amazing maybe to some Im not gonna say it is.Is it bad. My opinion no.It was enjoyable didnt check my phone for the time at all. Stay until the very end though marvel does that gay credit after credit mid credit post credit.Credits are probably 5ish mins with most of it being backstage clips of the past 2 decades of movies and the last scene which is really good.Some cringe humor here or there that may or may not land but there was at least 4 times I laughed loud and hard.
>>15342740If you need to soak and relax more than fucking 30 mins unless its a jacuzzi than you are gay or woman I dont know what else to say
based nobu with the w
>>15342754One of the smartest sneakiest and dirtiest player in the game.Smart Bastard shouldve been drunk uncles gimmick
MAN FUCK BUSHI
The first time BUSHI has had gold on him in like 8 years
>>15342775He had the Never 6 man belt last month
>>15342773Shut up, faggot
>>15342796yeah njpw threads are Bushi territory now
tsuji's gut got bigger since the last show wtf
the match we all came to see, honma vs bushi
>>15342796.....has public opinion of rocky romero turned that sour over the past year or so with the AEW shit?Has the momentum shifted and that BUSHI is in the right and in actuality always has and rocky is the bad guy?Even though i rarely post this anymore is it time to stop?
>>15342823yeah people are sore about the relationship with AEW
>>15342773>>15342796>>15342814>>15342823>>15342835HOMBRE SE FOLLA A ROCKY ROMERO?
>>15342823Yes. Rocky is now public enemy number 1.BUSHI was right all along.
Get ready for all the Ospreay callbacks
Goto's being Tsuji surely
new japan pls fix your shitty website this shit stutters every 5 minutes
Osgaylite is the worst person in this tournament by far
Takagi should squash this fag in less than a minute
who's the co commentator? had to go for a moment
>>15342897its your mother. say hi.
>>15342897Just peeked into it. I think it's HENARE
Callum Newman fucking sucks
kek he shoot kicked him
>>15342864No, those are two different people
>>15342897that's me
That moonsault looked like death for Shingo
Newman isn't hopeless he just needs to start being Temu Ospreay(and put on some muscle)
If you are not trying to be ospreay stop using the oscutter
Callum kicking out of that at 1 is fag shitThis match sucks
>1 count shoot againIt's Callum fucking Newman. Stop it.
Why is Takagi so obsessed with having these shit matches with these flippy shitters?
FUCKING GAY
well Shingo is making it out of the block
>Newman wonWhy?
>>15342962That's been his environment since day 1
>>15342952I despise how overused that spot is. Every wrestler should not be fucking doing that.
Im not a fan of newman i dont know if thats decades of being conditioned by seinfeld but nah
I'm gonna kill Gedo
what the fuck was that
SANADAbros, feeling good about this one
Match was great Thread is worked as usual talking about how a guy who is only 21 and already in the G1 is a waste
I'll crash out if EVIL jobs to this shitter
>>15342992Match sucked Lol
DON'T MAKE ME SEND THESE DOGS IN THE STREETS
THESE MY DOGS FRTHESE MY DOGS FRTHESE MY DOGS FRTHESE MY DOGS FR
>>15342996You’ll find that you will dislike every match you’re convinced will be shit before it starts
THIS MY DAWG FOR REAL
Be real with me lads: Is Gabe Kidd Reddit?
THESE MY DAWGS FRTHESE MY DAWGS FRTHESE MY DAWGS FRTHESE MY DAWGS FR
Translator's note: The sign says "Geibu"
>>15343013No but you are for asking such a questionI hate SANADA so much
>>15343013No because that’s just some fag shit you made up to get mad about
>"shut the fuck up">GEIBUUUUUkek
>Gabe made backstage comments about MJFHe's cutting his cock off, bros...
There's no way your bicep ends up like that from being partially torn and properly healed. What the fuck is wrong with this dude?
>>15343031He needs to hold up NJPW by itself from all the dimeless rookies until his protege Yuya is ready, please understand
>>15343029What the fuck?
>>15343029Tsujischizo not talking about gayew in our gamethreads challenge level:impossible
Gabe there are kids there bro
Nice vault, Geibu.
Kyaaaa Gabe senshu is vile
>>15343044why do you think he put the thing down
i cant wait to rewatch this match on AXS in a few weeks!
How the fuck is this dude not in constant pain? What a machine.
Sanada needs surgery
>>15343059How much does recovery for those kinds of surgeries last?He's KWABbing himself right now hard thoughbeit
>>15343029They’re wrestling at dynasty Which means Gabe ain’t winning the g1
>>15343059It doesn't seem to be hurting him. And working this long without surgery I doubt it can be fixed. Drilla also worked with a torn bicep and it at least looks better than SANADA's since Drilla is a gym freak.
great botch
Told you, Sanabros
Loved that finish.
Gabe is such a complete wrestler
Geibubros... We're losing to Takagi too ;_;>>15343098nah u are
>>15343090hope he gets far
>>15343098I wanna see Gabe vs Yuya after all these shows
Come on GOK
>Naito vs SANADA again>Fukuoka crowd
>>15343104The crickets will be generational
he's so cool
Shota arriving for his match after a quick trip to 7-11
>>15343107>there'll be crickets for the most over guy in the company.
>>15343104Imagine the botched destinos Sanada aint lifting shit with that arm
Shooters entrances are becoming blunt and pissbreaks
>>15343117>becoming
>>15343113fucking nice, post these every show please i like it
Okhanbros how are we feeling?
Shota just screams midcarder now especially after seeing what Yuya is capable of without the crowd pandering
Hyped for ZSJ vs. Jake Lee
>>15343122BadGeeketty's odds looking good
>Henare calls okhan Guan YuHoly based
>>15343122Terrible but hopeful
Shotacons I don't think this is our match
Why is Shota not doing his backward corners thing?He doesn't respect Great-O-KWAB?
i think i might be an okhan fan
>>15343114It's becauseA. Fukuoka can be very quietB. Won't be even close to fullC. Naito is washed and will blow the last 3 minutes like he's done every match so far except Zack
>>15343139He's been gigabased this G1 despite losing like the Great-O-KWAB he is
>>15343139New to njpw?
>>15343132what's that mean?
>>15343145yeah first g1
>>15343122He’s losing but he’s proving to me that he’s taken a step up in the ring
>>15343149Welcome, broChose a good G1 to startPast 4 have been dimeless but we're back now
whats shooter and okhan lacking that you want improved bros?
>>15343146Greatest general in chink history Kind of looks like him
>>15343149Word i genuinely hope you enjoy it dont let his current record fool you or anyones record in the g1. O-Khan is Great
>>15343156Shota>better hair>better body>better gear>shorter entrance>logical match layoutO-Khan>more wins>less otaku shit
>>15343155>tama beating okada>the bearded lady from the greateat showman upsetting okada
>>15343156>ShooterNot being a fucking GEEK>Great-O-KWABStrong booking
>>15343161he can keep the otaku shit, he just needs more wins
>>15343156Shota needs to drop the pg bullshit and be himself and develop an edge Okhan needs to continue to develop in the ring and be less goofy
>>15343156Great-O-Khan just needs to win more
>>15343164Yeah, dimeless, like I said.>One of the highlights this dude could think of was fucking Tama Tongalmao at least bring up Ospreay Naito or something
>>15343169>bro mention the matches everyone knows and expects to be good.No.
Okhan needs to hit the gymPeople saying Umino needs to work on his physique but giving khan a pass is insane
You guys think Gabe Kidd masturbates? Or is he too cool for that?
>>15343178What is wrong with you?
>>15343177O-Khan's mongolian he can carry the weight. Shota's trying and failing to look pretty.
>>15343178>he never saw Gabe's twitter likes
>>15343186R.I.P.Fuck Elon
>>15343183Shota carries the most muscle of any of the young guys Do y’all niggas even lift? Hes yoked up
Is that a hickey on Shota's neck?
if inoki was in charge okhan would be pushed hella hard
>i am now reminded that GOK and Naito are in the same block and Naito will rip the shit out of GOKS hair
>>15343207No cause he's too much a weeb
>>15343207Thank goodness he isn’t
Thank you O-Khan for making this beaten up geek look good
>>15343196He's doing Gedo favors to avoid jobbing
>>15343177O-Khan is not trying to be the fujoshi ace, ya pinhead
GREAT-O-KWAB
Why is Shota's finish a normal double arm DDT and not the actual Death Rider?
Will we ever stop getting KWABBED?Will Gedo ever get a clue?
Finisher rankingsDeadbolt suplex > Gene Blaster > Abandon Hope >>>>> Dirty Deeds >>>>>>>>>> Bella Buster
>>15343221Shota is more jacked and carries more muscle than naito or other okada You’re just a hater lol
Say what you will, you gotta admire the fighting spirit Umino showed. He was cornered, but managed to fight his way out.
Jake Lee fucking sucks, I'm afraidNot even funny bad anymoreJust boring
GOK vs Jake Lee is THE match just for curiosity's sake
>>15343239Gene blaster is just another spear Everybody does spears Lame as hell
Love this smart bastard
>>15343245This and GOK might be the good matches Jake Lee manages to get the tournamentHe's usually ok with tekkers instead of just boring mid
jake lee has norm macdonald eyebrows
0.5 star general Jake Lee
A THOUSAND TIMES BEFORE
This is actually kind of good holy shit
jake's gay
>>15343283zesty ah
>Jake is a veganNo wonder it took him a decade to get some decent shoulders
Jakebros, feeling good about this one
this jake lee guy has charisma. he should work an orton-esque style.
>le villainous laugh reddit gentleman
>>15343300Isn't that what he's already doing? Cause they both put me to sleep.
Zack and Taichi sure do love clutching the left side of their ribcage to sell in every singles match
>>15343309They both had so much in common. I miss them together...
Zack finally found a good opponent for him.
>>15343320huh what u mean?he has like 6 of them in this block alone
>>15343322I mean Jake, not Zack. yeah Im retarded for that
He's laughing. This is all a joke to him.
Smartbastardbros we totally got this
Zack seems more like Smartass than Smart Bastard
>>15343329oh then ur right kek
HOLY FUCKING KWAB
not so smart now
>>15343335zamn...
4-0
>1-3lmao what did Gedo mean by this?
>>15343355FUCK noah
The desperation on Jake Lees face from around 6 to 10 seconds befoee he tapped made me knew he was about to lose and I love that.Ok I am really drunk. I want to give Naito and Evil my full attention and their entrances will put me to sleep or leave me in a sleepy daze for their 20 minute match.Hope its good and you all enjoy your weekend
Here we go
>>15343362On parting thing this faggot or two faggots keep besmirching Jake Lees name.Fuck you you fucking jobber goombas
>>15343362you too anon!
Bro got jumped in the backoh nvm he napped
God I hate Niato so much get in the fucking ring faggot.
>>15343362>>15343376>Tamafag gets behind another boring bitchRespect the dedication to the gimmick, brother
>>15343366>they didn't repeat it like they did 2 years agobooo
I like this EVIL guy
EVIL is such a fun heel even if he doesnt care about having good matches
Fuck you Red Shoes
>ACK, ACK, ACKWhat did EVIL mean by this?
Ive noticed Naito doesn't do the over the rope dropkick in the corner. He's at least self aware about that
>>15343430the noises he makes when he nuts in io
I can see why IYO SKY lets this man creampie her asshole and mating press cum inside her pussy every night, based EVIL what a fun guy
kek bushi
kek FUCK BUSHI
DICK CHOPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Based pipe cut is BACK
that nutshot was kino
kek based
BASED
This is awesome
that match was great
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh?
BASED finish, now watch plebbit/twitter/youtube complain about this because "OH MY GOD ANOTHER BORING HOUSE OF TORTURE MATCH."
good match
doesnt naito losing constantly cheapens the belt? whats the end game? him losing to someone after losing to 20 people in a row? can someone explain the logic to me? why make the champ look weak
>>15343477Don't be dense.
>>15343477Well, he is washed, so maybe they have turned that into the storyI don't like it, though
ZANNEN DA
>>15343477he's losing to potential challengers, he'll no doubtly get more wins. He looked better here than in the last two matches.
>Crowd completely died the second EVIL wonlmfao
>>15343484EVIL is so kino in this role. I would swear he was having more fun than when he was actually champion
this nigga yappin
>>15343497No one liked being a coof champion
why he shmokin a blunt
>>15343511Smocking that Naito pack
I love EVIL and the match was based but I dont wanna fucking see him get another title shot this year.
>>15343523At this point Zack has a million title shots lined up kek
>>15343533NaitoGMS
>>15343021>>15343031>>15343059>>15343063>>15343104>>15343107>>15343116Do the board a favor, and wash your mouth out with buckshot
