We are only ONE DAY away from AEW All Out in Chicago Illinois from the NOW Arena....AEW Collision airs LIVE! tonight! and will be immediately followed by a LIVE episode of AEW Rampage and the “Countdown to All Out 2024” preview special!8pm ET / 7pm CT on TNT!>Bryan Danielson, PAC, Claudio Castagnoli, & Wheeler Yuta vs. The Elite (Kazuchika Okada, Jack Perry, and The Young Bucks)>Continental Contenders Challenge: Konosuke Takeshita vs. The Beast Mortos>Hikaru Shida vs. Deonna Purrazzo>Fashion Fight: MxM Collection vs. House of Black>Continental Contenders Challenge: Lance Archer vs. Mark Briscoe>Continental Contenders Challenge: Orange Cassidy vs. Bryan Keith>Rampage card TBA
>Collision is going to drop Smackdown below 2 milly on it's last night on Fox
>>15746075Holy fuck this card is GRIM
it's Cancellation Day. Do you have plans to celebrate?
>>15746085D E V E L I S H
>>15746088>Konosuke Takeshita vs. The Beast Mortos>Bryan Danielson in actionNot enough bracelets and chili pepper necklaces for ya?
no hologram no watch
>>15746107Tony can still add matches
>>15746085would be poetic
>>15746075Delicious. Finally, some good fucking wrestling.
why are they like this?
>>15746324?
>>15746324LMAO2 TRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY BTW
this is gonna get slaughter tonight lelRampage might have more views from carryover
kek based finally some wrestling on a Friday at 8
>>15746731Yeah for Smackdown lol shit is going below 2 million
>>15746731rampage is on after collision star wars ROTS is on before collision tonightIts not big bang but at least its not the black panther
>>15746075anyone watching smackdown over this doesn't wipe their ass properly
Serious question:why does no one watch this show when it contains the same wrestlers as dynamite?Is the card just abnormally beefed up and they usually run shitters?
>>15746757cause saturday night is a shit time slot and it doesn’t contain as important stuff as dynamite
>>15746765Saturday is great. They just don't flow stories or segments onto Collision for whatever reason
>>15746075>random dudes fightingwho cares>women's matchthey're not only ugly, they're fat>takeshita vs mortosthis is now the greatest card in the history of wrestling
>>15746075I need archer to win like you wouldn't believe
no one in their right mind believes Collision has any chance of beating Smackdown I think the goal is to get enough Smackdown viewers away for them to go below 2 millions viewers for their last episode on Fox
So is Rampage just getting booked on the fly tonight? No announcements about the card from Tony yet
>4v4>TAKESHITTER>Mark vs Lanceehsure
>>15747220I'm okay with knowing the Collision card but not the Rampage card. I like surprises
Imagine watching Solo Sikoa over fucking Takeshita
>>15746075https://x.com/TonyKhan/status/1832130880980029845
>takinoshita vs the based mottosthis is the match
>>15746752Weird, specific take you have. Projection?
>>15746757Dynamite is the flagship show and I ain’t wasting a Saturday night watching 2 hours of heatless matches
>>15748290There's nothing heatless about them. You can stories via moves you know. Sometimes you don't need a bracelet or a chili pepper necklace
>>15747919Damn, who cares.
Colliage or Rampsion?
>>15746075not long to go
>>15748820مصارعة محترفة
>>15746075Shida looks like she's been enjoying cateringHanging out with Deonna does that to you
>>15748290it's not on a Saturday this time. Only reason why they are doing a live Rampage and Collision supershow tonight is because All Out is tomorrow.
I'll watch Collision and Rampage live and just watch the Smackdown highlights on Youtube or something. Nothing really big is advertised for Smackdown anyway
>>15748862I want all the little piglets to form a stable, HogPen. They will Skye Blue all the dumb sluts in the women's division. Shida with the Suicide Plancha breaks Harley Cameron's ankle. Mone gets the flying ass blast to the face from Deonna.>>15748856No, you cannot blow this up
>>15748820Both
>>15746757Some people have friends and families
>>15747127Smackdown averages 2.2-2.3 million, they ain't staling 300k from fucking Smackdown to watch whatever this card is supposed to be.
>>15749294Smackdown has been bordering on 2 million for 3 weeks now. The bottom is about to burst.
>>15747919kek GRIM
>>15749294>staling Good morning sirs!
House sitting for a friend who owns a Nielson Box. I'll be watching Collision
shout out to all the fellow collider holoniggas but NOT the rampage dorks, shooo shooo
>>15746324Because it normally airs on Saturday and that's the regular logo
>>15749585reminder that there was a study that proved that people who watch Rampage have a higher IQ than those that watch Dynamite, Smackdown, and Raw
>>15749594
>>15749225Yeah, but not the pig faggots who are tuning in to watch always empty wrestling. Nice try you porky, jiggling bitch.
>Revenge of the Sith leading inwe've got the high ground bros
Tony best have a surprise HoloGOAT match or I am writing the advertisers spreading rumors and innuendos.
>>15749616Clearly they do because they have things to do on the weekend
Open with Take vs The Beast please
I hope they reinforced the ring for that Shida and Deonna match
>>15746075>collision was supposed to be the miro/Christian/Jay white/HOB show. >none of them appear Shame.
idk I think I'd call for a time out until we got out of the lava river but maybe I'm just dumb
SATURDAY
>>15749666be nice
>bad apple vs good orange
>Is Anakin all right?>Yeah, definitely didn't leave him burning alive at the lava river.
Jesus the Smackdown card is grim as shit. I'll be able to watch Collision knowing I'm not missing anything on Smackdown lol
>>15746075BLOODY BASED
Nu-Star Wars really made me appreciate the prequels more
HES HERE
>>15749761They get a bad rap because Phantom Menace. 2 and 3 are based.
>we don't know why she's lost the will to live
>an old friend will train you>how to pee your pants as a force ghost
do you think vader ever jerked off to padme
We're live pal
Sup Colliders
hangmman kino
TND HANGER!
Are they gonna acknowledge Nigel's in-ring return? I want more, damnit
Marina's got the key to Roddy's shitty little boots around her neck
based mox
Mox looking sharper
why is marina wearing a key on her necklace?
what the fuck is this slow ass low energy start? do something, start a match or an entrance at least wtf. 4 minutes of nothing
>>15749937Roddys chastity cage while she bangs mox.
lol no one's gonna watch this trash with Smackdown on
>>15749937chastity belt key
SHANE TIME SOON BROS
5 minutes no match
No mxm vs hob?? Wtf man. Fuck this shit. I’m going to watch smackdown.
If you need a stream, I got you https://discord.com/invite/8e3QvJwX
REACH FOR DA SKY BOYS
>>15749946Smackdown got cancelled
BLUE LANCE
MARK BUSTED OPEN
Any stream of the Fite feed?
get his ass chicken nigga
>>15749996casual friday for mark
>>15749997See >>15749963
does everybody really die bros...?
damn he got busted hard way huh
>I need to print my homeworkBullshit, Timmy. Put that shit on a USB and take it to school.
Shaq is everywhere
Based
>>15750036Think Ezekial got to skip dying, I'm sure other religions have people that didn't die
>>15750036afraid so
Need a Lance Archer and Big Bill team up
what a mark
mark bros….
Damn I haven't seen a Briscoe tossed around like that since Jay went for a drive
>>15750148I feel bad for laughing at this
Lance archer exists in the same world as buddy and Brian cage in that he’s got a good look and is good in the ring but aew doesn’t give him any sort of character or feuds so people forget him. At least he gets vignettes and backstage stuff.
>If at first you don't succeed, try it three goddamn timeskek nigel
based match
DEM BOYS
>>15750154Well, he had Jake and now Jake's more or less retired due to COVID. Dude needs a Prince Nana or a Stokely.
Hoping Takeshita wins the 4way
>>15750154They rarely gets wins. Like, does Briscoe really need to be in this match being a roh champion?
>>15750154Hes 47. I think they think hes too old but he keeps going.
PAY THE DAMN PRICE
ISHII NOOOOOOOO
>ishii back to japan:(
I mean, Ishii could have just went back lol.
NO ISHII! BUT HOW WILL WE CHOPPA
>>15750213Well yeah that’s fine but surely something besides jobbing like the other two. Before he dies
The fuck is Jericho wearing?
>>15750209They're saving his big win for the C2
rip ishii :(
>>15750245When does that start?
>they hail from titty city
bring back bear country
No, ISHII NO
>>15750256November prob
gyv do nothing for me
>>15750284Finals at Wrestledream then, wonder if Bryan will compete in it.
Young bucks vs grizzled young veterans is funny because neither are young. Also a tag team match between two teams that don't make tags. Just stay in the ring and get to their spots
GYVs retarded NXT look is burned into my brain and I cant take them seriously
jacked jameson didn't deserve that...
GET OUTTA HERE YA ENGLISH MUFFINS
>iron savagescringe>bear countrybased
>>15750154who'd a thunk dude with tramp stamp not getting a push. Respect yourself and respect from others follows.
>>15750350I mean I don’t like Lance myself. It’s just a problem I’ve noticed with ripped dudes. Wardlow and Hobbes included.
>OC walking around Chicago with $7k in cashSeems like a bad idea to keep advertising that OC
new bad apple theme
lexi booba
Is that a hecking friendship bracelet?
>>15750365Wardlow is a shitter. Hobbs is green, I expect him to get pushed when hes ready though
>>15750396lmao
Keith's theme ain't bad
OC should get on the juice and bulk up with a new gimmick
>>15750397Eh he wasn’t awful. Just needed a better moveset
i swear keith's pants are even higher this week
cant wait for mortos vs take
>>15750479Same
too many orangeisms this match
what's the women's match on rampage?
>>15750551no one knows
>>15750546Worst wrestler alive
Fuck off tony.
>>15750551I hope it's Aminata
>>15750592Feel like MxM got themselves over at the afterparties
>>15750576I was just thinking I don't see Willow or Kris or Mercedes doing it, so it will likely just be random fuckers not on the show tomorrow
>>15750615Would’ve been better if they were on collision and not Bryan Keith lol
JeriGOAT with robbery
>I'm holding your backpack with $7k hostageJesus Christ, Chris, take the money!
>the lemming tree
>>15750592Well, it's after Collision.
Jericho is holding Pockets' $30 backpack for ransom to get his $7000 back?
>>15750684backpack has sentimental value
Imagine the handjobs
>>15750705kek
>>15750592based match
Kino time
The Outrunners are...over? Are they mainly on ROH or Rampage?
>>15750732NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
Oh fuck yeah, outrunners in action.
80's themes are always dimes
OUTRIDERS GONNA WIN TONIGHT BROTHER AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A LIVE SEX CELEBRATION WOOOOO
love these shitty niggas
outrunners bros we're not the jobbers wtf
>>15750765Yes. I just got my shirt today
AUGUST MATTHEWS BROS GET IN HERE
ITS TURBO FLOYD TIME
this anorexic in the ring is going to die
DAVEY BANG BROS
Erica Leigh is basically a more successful version of Delilah Doom
>vertical suplex, this one's over!
based fucking Arnold gimmick
>jobber team vs jobber team
Outrunners reminds me of the old WWF tag teams from the 90s in a good way
Their valet is cute and I want to vaginally fuck her til she's got my kids
Lel. These dudes have a connection with the crowd like no ones buisness. Also these 80s references
YUMMY STAT BOOBA
YOU SON OF A BITCH
the amount of shitty tattoos in this segment are vast
stat lookin GOOD tonight
KRIS
great gimmick wish they were great wrestlers
>80s Erica Leigh>Braless StatlanderTony my cup runneth over
Cut private party and top flight and let the out runners have their spots
BOOBA
Kris flashing the breasts. I applaud you madam, keep it up!
Renee Old
put a bra on you slut
Kris cannot expect me to pay attention to her words like that.
Kris fashion game is peak
>>15750836>>15750828it's like Hologram where the Keep It Simple, Stupid formula is applied, incredibly effective when used well
Renee status?
I'm sorry Kris can you lean forward and say that again
>>15750875YoungPRESTINE
>>15750875can't focus on her with tities out by Kris over there.
Good Old-fashioned Long Island Skank Jam, this Saturday, at Ass Out!
IT'S HOSS TIME
OH SHIT HERE WE GO
what's the sign language for give me milk mommy?
>>15750875mogged by Statlander
Why isnt this the main?
this should be good
this finna go hard no cap
Sitting in my official AEW chair right now
RGHHHRAAAAGAHH
>>15750918If I were to buy one it would be the big boy Collision chair.
>>15750918I wouldn't say no to that barca lounger
purple hair fan with big booba
kek that CM Punk cowboy guy is there again
is the bot spamming in this thread too
Take is so clean at everything
hey dumb hat guy's back
>>15750918If I had a bar in my house those Rampage stools are pretty nice
>>15750940Different guy. This one is Mexican
Mortos gets fucking air for being so compact
How did Tony find a real life minotaur?
I can't look at Mortos the same way knowing that the guy underneath the mask is shoot good looking.
>>15750975TNA
>>15750975He's a billionaire
>>15750979You can always do a mask match with the big reveal
Geico Cavemen are the Jannetty of car insurance spokesmen and they even had the ABC sitcom push
Shit, I can't tell. I'd like Mortos or Konosuke against Okada.
The BASED Mortos
HOLY JESUS, Mortos a tough motherfucker
what a backdrop !
ouch
This should have been a sprint
Receipt?
he is trying to kill my nigga Takeshita!
That looks like a guaranteed way to break an arm
I haven't seen this many backshots land since I was babysitting back in 1992
RIP Taskashita
this match fucks
Takeshita took that hit on the chin like it was a WMAF thread on /gif/
Who’s watching rampage
They killed each other. Damn.
Holy BOOOOOOBAA
FIGHTING SPIRIT
>>15750308uhhh isn't Wrestledream the October PPV
Saraya’s tits lookin delicious
>another giga kino AEW PPV is on the menuthe skye is blue, fellow elite chads
I would still fuck Saraya
SLAGS
Why is Takeshita pronounced Takeshta?
>Takeshita is the biggest heel in the company>Tony ignores it>Tony is ready to push him (a bit)>Takeshita is 1/10 as over as he was>Tony books him to win against the new fan favorite >crowd doesnt reactI loathe Tiny Con so fucking much
Yes we are aware of what you are Saraya.
Tony made the boob call for tonight's show.
this is really weird man usually Taurus/Mortis is solid, dude's been wrestling tiny luchas too long I guess? most botches i've seen in a match in a decade or more
wtf I love lackey Harley now that she can talk and show off her natural assets compared to Paige's...uh...fake knockers.
This Saraya and Harley dynamic is pretty fun. Like Ivy and Harley before all the lesbian shit ruined their characters
>slug>SLAGDo Aussies not use the word slag?
>>15751104>harley>natural
>>15751118
MORE BOOBATHIS ENTIRE SHOW HAS BOOBATHANK YOU TONY
>>15750592I shoot popped at Brennan's "House of Black, prepare to get at House of BLACKED" line in the promo to set it up last week.
>best way to get to know a woman is have her scream at your feetman the Japanese have all the weirdest fetishes.
>>15751094why push him hard if he's going to go cook in japan for over a month? he's back, more experienced, and ready to go. of course he won't be as hot as he was before, but he will get there when he gets going and has a real feud to hone in on.if tony wanted to be a GOAT partner he'd just give big take to NJPW as a full timer desu. he should be IWGP champ and leading the company.
squishy booba
x2
>>15750345>>15750269good day, my fellow real niggas
>>157460753 dudes who can't afford a loss get jobbed out to set up a pointless 4way for a pointless title.Deonna jobs out after getting a vignette to set up her being jobbed out to show just how happy Tony is to waste money for no reason.The least interesting 8 man tag match if all time.Horrible card. Let me know if the Takeshita match was good and I'll watch it in work tomorrow
Live Mariah solo action on all out. Based.
bout to get a lot of false report earth quakes in the Chicago area
crickets
PAWG MATCH
Shida's thighs are growing in power
tony finally booking a match between two big hosses
>bryan alvarez is having an aneurysm as we speakgrim
Shida vs Deonna in a tummy tickle match
>Shitter Novella
Last time I saw two women fight like this it was a fresh batch of king crab legs at the family buffet
>>15751155>more experiencedHe's a 10 year vet who was the face of a company for 4 years and has more main event experience than anyone else in the entire company besides Okada.
>tfw no chubby bitchy mob wife
Shida needs to lose weight, but keep her current thighs. Any workouts that can do that?
>>15751197
>>15751155He was a monster heel when he turned on Kenny. Why not pull the trigger on him then and let him go to the G1 aswell?Its fucking retarded that he refuses to capitalize on it when someones over. Every single time. I've seen this at like 5 times now and every time someone says "He's not buried. He can get over again" but they're never as over as they were when Tiny refused to push them.
>>15751204he had multiple matches in the G1 that were more important than anything he's done outside of the kenny and ospreay matches. that's the type of experience he needs, not shindy shit.
>>15751202Hows your sub count feeshlady?
>two whales in the ring
Why are they both out of shape?
>>15751206If there isnt there should be
>>15750055Bills to pay
>>15751192Neither of them qualify as white
>>15751230Tony made a huge mistake in hiring Punk and letting him run wild but the BIGGEST factor was he ignored everything else on the show to focus on his faggot ass and that was just another casualty
these bitches so fat they would fit right in in stardom
>>15751231You obviously don't know anything about wrestling. Takeshita drew 10,000 plus attendances in DDT. More than he sees working for AEW. He also wrestled the biggest stars in Japan. You're a moron. He was working with better opponents in DDT as a rookie than he is now. And most of his G1 opponents were also rookies or washed jobbers
Imagine the smell. The sweaty smell.
>>15751234Why are you here and not with your fellow Holobronies in the Slopdown thread?
props to Schiavone for bein real there. he wasn't gonna lie
>>15751230i agree he should have kept getting a big push after the kenny match, i don't even remember what else was going on at that point but i assume they just didn't have a good idea for him. the time is NOW though, there's a lot going on in AEW and it's hard to find a spot but takeshita absolutely needs to be featured very regularly, and go from feud to feud.
New>>15751276>>15751276>>15751276
>>15751230You can point to literally every guy on the entire roster and track down the point they were mega over and then jobbed out for no reason and taken off TV for weeks. Usually also put in a terrible tag team or faction that made no sense.
>>15751224>chink AI sloppure and utter cancer. refrain from breathing. indefinitely.
>>15751270eewww you gonna tell me to support Niji next or some shit? Hell only reason I found Hololive was people spamming Miko pics in the AEW in mid 2020 that made me look into this "New anime thing" people obviously cared about
>>15751266the biggest stars in japan are in NJPW. you're a clown if you think anyone else is even on the level of toru yano.>washed jobberslike akiyama in his shindy? lmao
>>15751360No they're not. Most of the most famous wrestlers in Japan are freelance or working the indies. So you're dead wrong.How big of a mark do you have to be to play the edrone card on behalf of NJPW? You can go look it up, or watch his DDT run and see he was doing more and working better in DDT with better talent around him. It's easily searchable content.Fucking mark thinks Umino is a bugger star than Akiyama, Tanaka, Funaki, Takayama, etc
>>15750979káyfabé pendejo
>>15749616>>15749658kek BTFO