We are only ONE DAY away from AEW All Out in Chicago Illinois from the NOW Arena....AEW Collision airs LIVE! tonight! and will be immediately followed by a LIVE episode of AEW Rampage and the “Countdown to All Out 2024” preview special!8pm ET / 7pm CT on TNT!>Bryan Danielson, PAC, Claudio Castagnoli, & Wheeler Yuta vs. The Elite (Kazuchika Okada, Jack Perry, and The Young Bucks)>Continental Contenders Challenge: Konosuke Takeshita vs. The Beast Mortos>Hikaru Shida vs. Deonna Purrazzo>Fashion Fight: MxM Collection vs. House of Black>Continental Contenders Challenge: Lance Archer vs. Mark Briscoe>Continental Contenders Challenge: Orange Cassidy vs. Bryan Keith>Rampage card TBA
>>15751276SHIDA
First for Tempur-Pedic
they're so fucking fat it's unreal
>>15751276Need her to sit on me
>>15751276KEK WHAT BASED THUMB
>>15751281>takeshita absolutely needs to be featured very regularly, and go from feud to feudThis. Him Hangman and Ospreay are the holy trinity of AEW
Thick Shida >>> Thin Shida
>Barely into a second thread >CollisionOH NO NO NO
>unbuttoned her shirt during the matchthat's why Shida is for me.
>>15751326Smackdown got cancelled
>>15751326Don't know how to tell you this, but the Smackdown thread is just Bitchtits talking to himself
>>15751294I know right it’s so based
I want them to book more Viva Van player
>barely visible tan lines on Shida's legs
>>15751346god damn
>>15751303When was he mega over and got fucked over by Tony Khan?Scrolled down the roster page and stopped at a random point
>>15751346Yummola
remember signing Deonna Purazzo was supposed to be a big deal? lol
I'd do anything for the chance to lick Shida's anus after a long match
Purazzo is fucking gassed
>>15751361Cant remember anyone saying this
>>15751346She's currently in the njpw dojo system
fat people fighting is always entertaining
>>15751366Would you lick Nylas anus?
>you'll never wrestle Deonna Purrazzo in the bedroom grabbing her pudgy midsection in the claw to see the folds slowly seep through each finger and gradually envelop your hand causing her to fall on her back in pain giving you the chance for insertion where you see her stomach ripple back and forth like a waterbed with each pounding motion when you pull out and use your dick as a rolling pin to knead her doughy belly until you cumwhy even live
CEOCEOCEO
CEOCEO CEOCEOCEO
>>15751385If thats the boss fight I have to fight to get to Shida then I accept
STINKY HOE
>>15751385Yes I have a full rip of all her cam content
>>15751361She could probably work if there was a women's tag team belt.
CEO?More like CE- NO !!!!!
Shida will pay for doing that to my CEO
Kamille in a short skirt
sex with fat shida
This is the second time in a row an ambush backfires in aew.
I'm kind of impressed Kamille and Sasha did those spots in heels.
anyone get an upskirt shot of Mercedes?
>>15751403>The loathsome dung eaterGod speed you brave man>>15751413That...thats somebodies fetish
>Kamille just absorbs the kendo stickbasef
>>15751443same I was shoot expecting Kamille to twist her ankle when she fell out of the ring
very meta from FTR lol
>>15751326This is a 4 hr block of programming tonight. We're gonna be here a while. Just over 1/4 way in
I wonder if they add anything to the pape. Less than usual on it.
BASED MXM
>that's right>that's right>that's wrong
kek MXM
Cute Kip lmao
Still so weird knowing these 2 were/are shoot posters on this board
Based /ourguys/
What does it for me for the MXM podcast/streams are when Dijak just gets up and leaves but keeps his kid's stuffed bunny in frame
>MxM roasting the AcclaimedMaxbros....
Did Mox do anything yet?
Make a cuck joke manny.
So, PAC is not officially part of BCC?
kek fuckin love this geordie goblin bastard
>>15751541He's just wandering around catering with Marina mean mugging people it's really weird
real glass Chads it's time.
>>15751524To be fair Caster also posts here and loves working you marks
ScapeGOAT
scapeGOAT
>>15751560Based Bastard Enjoyer
>>15751541Probably opening Rampage
crowd is completely dead for Jungle Jack and the Buckaroos
BITCH
why deny him his boat entrance Tony
>>15751353Proud and Powerful were red hot multiple times, including in their debut, so Tony had them rot away on dark as comedy characters for Jericho while he took all the ppv tag title shots with random partners for himself.
should be a great main event
>>15751580PAC Christ was kino
OHHHHHHHH CRY ME A RIVER
>>15751541he's waiting for darby to come out
>>15751602Need an Okada pirate attack on the Jericho cruise
>>15751533Kek
bryan lookin like he got beaten the fuck up at wembley desu. blud recovering.
OOOHHHHHHH CRY ME A RIIIVVEERRR
How did he manage to make Chicago his city?
>>15751643Nobody but troons like Phil
>>15751643drove his bang bus there and bought the fans that shit bread tomato paste cake they all like
>>15751643Always has been
>>15751654>shit bread tomato paste cake they all likethe what
>>15751643Because Punk for all his hype is JUST that. he is all hype and no substance. The actual Indy guy who forced the WWE to do better that everyone was always looking for was also Bryan the whole time
>look how CAREFULLY he gets to the top ropekek Nigel being so petty about simple shit because he hates Bryan
>>15751664"chicago style" pizza. It's not pizza. It's a fucking cake with tomato paste and cheese.
very house show match
>>15751679Just googled it. That shit looks so fucking disgusting
>>15751440sweaty, breathy and plappy
>>15751679I like them desu. You can make great ones from home.
>>15751679gotta love the niger
Based Bucksters
Is Tony extra retarded on commentary tonight?
>>15751749Might have had a few shots
What's the kayfabe reason that extending the leg blocks a suplex?
amazing deadlift suplex
I thought mox was gonna do something tonight
GET HIM SCAPE
>>15751793Why
Goddamn that was the shittiest dropkick I've ever seen Okada throw
I like that they showed Jack being worried about fighting Bryan there but then CHARGING him. Definately done want Jack to look like a pussy doing the chickenshit heel routine and I appreicate that
kino main event
>>15751806they showed him and marina pulling up in a truck to start the show
>>15751793might kick off rampage
>the fade to a different showThat felt very WCW like
Scapegoat vs Bryan is going to be amazing tomorrow
I feel like Okada learned all the cuss words first when studying english
is everyone watching in person really going to stick around to watch rampage after collision? they should have switched the broadcast order
motherfucker didnt even ask the american badass for permission to use the Tombstone
Okada's tibs just got broke
>>15751860okada doesnt ask permission to do anything, BITZ
>>15751858Just like me learning all the curse words in Japanese!
PAC nailed Okada gud
>>15751859Yes solely for the MXM match.
this is based
>flip off the crowd, thats what bad guys do here
>>15751860It was the Japanese version, the Gravestone
>>15751880Never mind I misread.
JUSTIFIED
>>15751820Oh. Rampage maybe...
is pac a secret flippy midg
>>15751858when I worked at a car rental place at the airport the Ethiopian dudes were chill and I learned alot of curse words and how to tell a women she is beautiful and ask her for sex. Kek.
>>15751878That'll be a fine
This is over delivering bigly
This match is way too long.
okada gettin beat down for 10 minutes now
okada is paying rent tonight
>>15751917maybe on planet sports entertainment
>>15751917Unlike like my wee wee
HE HAS TIL 5
>>15751923erm, wwe is sports entertainment. this is pro wrestling.
>>15751907I mean are you surpised? The worst guy in the ring is Yuta who is fairly solid and he doesnt have to do any talking. This is a fucking stacked as shit match
>>15751924we say peenus weenus around here bub
>>15751930exactly
>>15751936Too long to describe it
Really nice of Mox and Marina to do nothing for the entirety of Collision.
MMMMMMM THAT WAS TRULY BADDASS
Based Jack making a tactical retreat
This match will just be the entire hour
>>15751952They're just looking for Darby
>>15751952I think their hotel was overbooked so they need to sleep in the locker room.
based Wheelie with the pin
bryan is trying to fight jack perry, what a bully
WHEELS GOT ONE
Match was a fucking bangerBucks don't miss
damn dat Swiss nigga stronk af fr
Good Collision main event/Rampage opener
based outrunners moving up brother
>Outrunners promo>Mox appearsNO JON NO LET THEM BROTHER BROTHER
didnt wheeler get this exact same pin last week
Mox has gone too far this time
NOOOOOO NOT THE OUTRUNNERS
Outrunnersbros not like this
MOX CAME OUT
THIS IS THE GREATEST NIGHT IN THE YEAR OF 1986
did the outrunners win on collision? i missed it?
Based aminata in action
Black Kween time
Outrunners bros...
Animata looking fine as fuck
this moxley shit is fucking lame
>MISSA KATE
>>15752016They beat local jobbers.
>>15751984Thank you Jacksonbros
literally whomstve
Wat?
sex with black queens
>>15752016Yes. We're mega over with the crowd
I NEED to put my face in Aminata's ass
>>15752028thats good i guess. whats really good news though is topping the merch sales, it would be retarded to not push them at this point
Queen Aminata vs Jar Jar Binks
>I wonder whether we'll see her in Deeb's dojono one has ever said this and meant it
She needs to pin me like that
HOLOGODS
HOLOGRAM ON RAMPAGEHOLOGRAM ON RAMPAGEHOLOGRAM ON RAMPAGEHOLOGRAM ON RAMPAGE
TK literally mapping the show out in TEW in real time and relaying it to Schiavone.is he an EWR guy
HoloGOAT is next!!
>Hologram making its Rampage debut>itsI knew it, Hologram isn't real.
HOLOGODS ITS TIME
I wouldn't mind an aminata and mariah program.
I wanted to have a smoke but Dustin is on
HOLONIGGAS WE MADE IT!!!LOCKED.IN.
>>15752054>>15752056>>15752060>>15752064Yup
>>15752058love this autistic nigga
Tony should fireDeebRosaBrittDeonnaReplace with AminataFrost HarleyGive us Kamille solo matches
rampage is beneath hologram
>HologramITS TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT
Judging from all the e-drone crying about their boring show for retards, I'm so glad I decided to watch Collision instead of Slopdown
>>15751276More like Cannelloni Shida
>>15752089Theyre always crying about something
Did someone say holo?
>>15752109It's probably on account of their being retardedPretty good shows over here tonight though
i'm not into black girls but i want to have beastiality sex with aminata
>>15752126yjk Cody fuming at the missed opportunity as he pouts in the other company
They really need to keep DG more serious. I'm starting to believe.
...Sammy's back? And a ROH tag champ? What the fuck.
>>15752126
Dustins intro is really fucking good and it kinda sucks knowing hes probably not gonna be able to do this too much longer
wtf sammy
OH MY GOD IT'S HOLOGRAM AND HE'S REAL AND PURE AND MY FRIEND
when did Daddy Magic get to the commentary desk. Just noticed him.
>>15752132Lmaoooooo
are thesetwo actually appearing on ROH? i dont watch it
Tony switch up Hologram's gear. Give him a black version or something
I'm a proud Holosexual
why did she pronounce hologram as two words. people have been fired for less.
Alex Reynolds looks like the brother of GYV Hair
Remember when Dark Order were over? Weird times
miguel foley on my tv set!
>>15752155She's programmed by 2K announcer AI
Its 2024 and Dustin Rhodes is a double champion in ROH alongside Sammy Guevara and the Von Eriches
KWAB
Holobotch
this nigga slippery
Hologram isn't real
evil uno... is abad guy??
You now remember people thought hologram was gonna be sammy in a new gimmick
>>15752164>Given the keys to the BTE YouTube channel>Kill itFrankly I was shocked. If anyone could keep doing dumb, fun BTS stuff I thought it'd be them but no.
>>15752181He's very, very Uno
Holomaniacs we got this
How many pancakes could you eat bros?
okay guys start wrestling again
>*does a ninja pose 20 times per match*gotta love the hologram baby
>>15752190In one sitting?
>>15752190Yes
>>15752197he's building up his SPECIAL by spamming taunts
>>15752190All of them
>>15752197He'd be my favorite if I was 8
Why doesn't Tony feed the roster pedisure?
>>15752164It was mostly Brodie killing Cody that was over
>>15752197i normally hate the pose but when you constantly spam it i like it
>>15752190a lot
>>15752190>newly divorcedhang onto your fucking socks son
Holobros
>>15752227lmao that broad seething in the back
bros what is a texan destroyer
it is 2047. hologram remains undefeated.
>>15752227gotta love the disgust on her face
>>15752252It's gonna say day when he has to do the job. It has to be to a top guy or Ricochet.
>>15752249A Canadian destroyer where you don't land in a pile of shit laying on the ground
>nepobabyfucking savage
YEEEaawGH... YAH
this is gonna be an odd match
How is dealdash still a thing?
>>15752218Brodie Lee was the only guy to get over fueding with Cody
Mortos is just getting passed around
>Top Flight now is a literal flight crewOutrunnersbros...we need to commit
>>15752197gotta love the 'gramster
>>15752285I think some restaurants use dealdash drives when they don't have any
What use has a Minotaur for money?surely he'd want to be paid in meats, or the children of the ruling class, as the story goes.
Touch my tip bros --->
based mortos on my tv set!!!
>Friday Night Fashion Fightlolwut
Get mortos away from STP. Does agogo have eye issues again?
>>15752319To make his own labyrinth
>house of blackedstill cannot believe dio got the go ahead on that one
beast mortos has a twitter account. he just growls a lot.
where my real sicko niggas sticking around to also watch the Countdown show after Rampage ends?
>judge in a garbage bag with 4x4s strapped to his feet
wtf is going on kek
>>15752310based Slag Mortos
>>15752333It's too much for me
Me in the middle
>>15752310he's going through a phase before he settles down with a nice stable
based match
>JUDGES!?>I'M STILL BETTER THAN YOU
pure kino
buddy has to strike a really sick pose to throw a wrench into mansoors schemes
HE WILL NUT INSIDE US
>>15752359He was close to doing the Garcia dance. Do it buddy.
Based Manny
i'm thinking this is kino
everytime they cut to the judges i get ptsd from final fantasy tactics
this is the goofiest shit ive seen all week
>that sell by masonkek
MxM are getting over with me brother
>>15752370
Thanks for letting us all at home know Brennan, "Back in 1 minute"
KINO main event
>>15752382Mansoor has been over here since 2017
MEAT
>>15752346GIWTWM
Fun little match we got here
Good to see Buddy getting wins. Sweet main event
this is the main event? rampage is only an hour?
>>15752435If you pay him that much then yeah he should get a few wins. He hasn’t had a single win with someone big though.
Promos good
In going into bed
>>15752450is this your first rampage?
All Out is stacked
>>15752457i skip it more often than not
>>15752450yea
>>15752459Best of all, no Jericho match
>>15752477I’d take Jericho over Daniel Garcia
This Hanger video is pure schizo kino
>>15752499should have kept the bleached blonde Magnum TI look
>>15752499I'm still rooting for him. Fuck it.
Why the fuck are mxm so good
>>15752835Charisma.
>>15752539There's been "1 yard line" talk for weeks. Tony KWAB is still going to fumble
>>15752835When you have no talent, you need to tap into becoming a walking meme to be relevant for some time.See Danhausen, Joe Hendry, Grado, etc.
>>15753682They’re better in ring than those guys