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>Collision is going to drop Smackdown below 2 milly on it's last night on Fox

>>15746075
Holy fuck this card is GRIM

it's Cancellation Day. Do you have plans to celebrate?

>>15746085
D E V E L I S H

>>15746088
>Konosuke Takeshita vs. The Beast Mortos
>Bryan Danielson in action
Not enough bracelets and chili pepper necklaces for ya?

no hologram no watch

>>15746107
Tony can still add matches

>>15746085
would be poetic

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>>15746075
Delicious. Finally, some good fucking wrestling.

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why are they like this?

>>15746324
?

>>15746324
LMAO
2 TRILLION DOLLAR COMPANY BTW

this is gonna get slaughter tonight lel
Rampage might have more views from carryover

kek based finally some wrestling on a Friday at 8

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>>15746731
Yeah for Smackdown lol shit is going below 2 million

>>15746731
rampage is on after collision
star wars ROTS is on before collision tonight
Its not big bang but at least its not the black panther

>>15746075
anyone watching smackdown over this doesn't wipe their ass properly

Serious question:
why does no one watch this show when it contains the same wrestlers as dynamite?
Is the card just abnormally beefed up and they usually run shitters?

>>15746757
cause saturday night is a shit time slot and it doesn’t contain as important stuff as dynamite

>>15746765
Saturday is great. They just don't flow stories or segments onto Collision for whatever reason

>>15746075
>random dudes fighting
who cares
>women's match
they're not only ugly, they're fat
>takeshita vs mortos
this is now the greatest card in the history of wrestling

>>15746075
I need archer to win like you wouldn't believe

no one in their right mind believes Collision has any chance of beating Smackdown I think the goal is to get enough Smackdown viewers away for them to go below 2 millions viewers for their last episode on Fox

So is Rampage just getting booked on the fly tonight? No announcements about the card from Tony yet

>4v4
>TAKESHITTER
>Mark vs Lance
eh
sure

>>15747220
I'm okay with knowing the Collision card but not the Rampage card. I like surprises

Imagine watching Solo Sikoa over fucking Takeshita

>>15746075
https://x.com/TonyKhan/status/1832130880980029845

>takinoshita vs the based mottos
this is the match

>>15746752
Weird, specific take you have. Projection?

>>15746757
Dynamite is the flagship show and I ain’t wasting a Saturday night watching 2 hours of heatless matches

>>15748290
There's nothing heatless about them. You can stories via moves you know. Sometimes you don't need a bracelet or a chili pepper necklace

>>15747919
Damn, who cares.

Colliage or Rampsion?

>>15746075
not long to go

>>15748820
مصارعة محترفة

>>15746075
Shida looks like she's been enjoying catering
Hanging out with Deonna does that to you

>>15748290
it's not on a Saturday this time. Only reason why they are doing a live Rampage and Collision supershow tonight is because All Out is tomorrow.

I'll watch Collision and Rampage live and just watch the Smackdown highlights on Youtube or something. Nothing really big is advertised for Smackdown anyway

>>15748862
I want all the little piglets to form a stable, HogPen. They will Skye Blue all the dumb sluts in the women's division. Shida with the Suicide Plancha breaks Harley Cameron's ankle. Mone gets the flying ass blast to the face from Deonna.

>>15748856
No, you cannot blow this up

>>15748820
Both

>>15746757
Some people have friends and families

>>15747127
Smackdown averages 2.2-2.3 million, they ain't staling 300k from fucking Smackdown to watch whatever this card is supposed to be.

>>15749294
Smackdown has been bordering on 2 million for 3 weeks now. The bottom is about to burst.

>>15747919
kek GRIM

>>15749294
>staling
Good morning sirs!

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House sitting for a friend who owns a Nielson Box. I'll be watching Collision

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shout out to all the fellow collider holoniggas but NOT the rampage dorks, shooo shooo

>>15746324
Because it normally airs on Saturday and that's the regular logo

>>15749585
reminder that there was a study that proved that people who watch Rampage have a higher IQ than those that watch Dynamite, Smackdown, and Raw

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>>15749594

>>15749225
Yeah, but not the pig faggots who are tuning in to watch always empty wrestling. Nice try you porky, jiggling bitch.

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>Revenge of the Sith leading in

we've got the high ground bros

Tony best have a surprise HoloGOAT match or I am writing the advertisers spreading rumors and innuendos.

>>15749616
Clearly they do because they have things to do on the weekend

Open with Take vs The Beast please

I hope they reinforced the ring for that Shida and Deonna match

>>15746075
>collision was supposed to be the miro/Christian/Jay white/HOB show.
>none of them appear
Shame.

idk I think I'd call for a time out until we got out of the lava river but maybe I'm just dumb

SATURDAY

>>15749666
be nice

>bad apple vs good orange

>Is Anakin all right?
>Yeah, definitely didn't leave him burning alive at the lava river.

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Jesus the Smackdown card is grim as shit. I'll be able to watch Collision knowing I'm not missing anything on Smackdown lol

>>15746075
BLOODY BASED

Nu-Star Wars really made me appreciate the prequels more

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HES HERE

>>15749761
They get a bad rap because Phantom Menace. 2 and 3 are based.

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>we don't know why she's lost the will to live

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>an old friend will train you
>how to pee your pants as a force ghost

do you think vader ever jerked off to padme

We're live pal

Sup Colliders

hangmman kino

TND HANGER!

Are they gonna acknowledge Nigel's in-ring return? I want more, damnit

Marina's got the key to Roddy's shitty little boots around her neck

based mox

Mox looking sharper

why is marina wearing a key on her necklace?

what the fuck is this slow ass low energy start? do something, start a match or an entrance at least wtf. 4 minutes of nothing

>>15749937
Roddys chastity cage while she bangs mox.

lol no one's gonna watch this trash with Smackdown on

>>15749937
chastity belt key

SHANE TIME SOON BROS

5 minutes no match

No mxm vs hob?? Wtf man. Fuck this shit. I’m going to watch smackdown.

If you need a stream, I got you

https://discord.com/invite/8e3QvJwX

REACH FOR DA SKY BOYS

>>15749946
Smackdown got cancelled

BLUE LANCE

MARK BUSTED OPEN

Any stream of the Fite feed?

get his ass chicken nigga

>>15749996
casual friday for mark

>>15749997
See >>15749963

does everybody really die bros...?

damn he got busted hard way huh

>I need to print my homework

Bullshit, Timmy. Put that shit on a USB and take it to school.

Shaq is everywhere

Based

>>15750036
Think Ezekial got to skip dying, I'm sure other religions have people that didn't die

>>15750036
afraid so

Need a Lance Archer and Big Bill team up

what a mark

mark bros….

Damn I haven't seen a Briscoe tossed around like that since Jay went for a drive

>>15750148
I feel bad for laughing at this

Lance archer exists in the same world as buddy and Brian cage in that he’s got a good look and is good in the ring but aew doesn’t give him any sort of character or feuds so people forget him. At least he gets vignettes and backstage stuff.

>If at first you don't succeed, try it three goddamn times

kek nigel

based match

DEM BOYS

>>15750154
Well, he had Jake and now Jake's more or less retired due to COVID. Dude needs a Prince Nana or a Stokely.

Hoping Takeshita wins the 4way

>>15750154
They rarely gets wins. Like, does Briscoe really need to be in this match being a roh champion?

>>15750154
Hes 47. I think they think hes too old but he keeps going.

PAY THE DAMN PRICE

ISHII NOOOOOOOO

>ishii back to japan
:(

I mean, Ishii could have just went back lol.

NO ISHII! BUT HOW WILL WE CHOPPA

>>15750213
Well yeah that’s fine but surely something besides jobbing like the other two. Before he dies

The fuck is Jericho wearing?

>>15750209
They're saving his big win for the C2

rip ishii :(

>>15750245
When does that start?

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>they hail from titty city

bring back bear country

No, ISHII NO

>>15750256
November prob

gyv do nothing for me

>>15750284
Finals at Wrestledream then, wonder if Bryan will compete in it.

Young bucks vs grizzled young veterans is funny because neither are young. Also a tag team match between two teams that don't make tags. Just stay in the ring and get to their spots

GYVs retarded NXT look is burned into my brain and I cant take them seriously

jacked jameson didn't deserve that...

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GET OUTTA HERE YA ENGLISH MUFFINS

>iron savages
cringe
>bear country
based

>>15750154
who'd a thunk dude with tramp stamp not getting a push. Respect yourself and respect from others follows.

>>15750350
I mean I don’t like Lance myself. It’s just a problem I’ve noticed with ripped dudes. Wardlow and Hobbes included.

>OC walking around Chicago with $7k in cash

Seems like a bad idea to keep advertising that OC

new bad apple theme

lexi booba

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Is that a hecking friendship bracelet?

>>15750365
Wardlow is a shitter. Hobbs is green, I expect him to get pushed when hes ready though

>>15750396
lmao

Keith's theme ain't bad

OC should get on the juice and bulk up with a new gimmick

>>15750397
Eh he wasn’t awful. Just needed a better moveset

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i swear keith's pants are even higher this week

cant wait for mortos vs take

>>15750479
Same

too many orangeisms this match

what's the women's match on rampage?

>>15750551
no one knows

>>15750546
Worst wrestler alive

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Fuck off tony.

>>15750551
I hope it's Aminata

>>15750592
Feel like MxM got themselves over at the afterparties

>>15750576
I was just thinking I don't see Willow or Kris or Mercedes doing it, so it will likely just be random fuckers not on the show tomorrow

>>15750615
Would’ve been better if they were on collision and not Bryan Keith lol

JeriGOAT with robbery

>I'm holding your backpack with $7k hostage

Jesus Christ, Chris, take the money!

>the lemming tree

>>15750592
Well, it's after Collision.

Jericho is holding Pockets' $30 backpack for ransom to get his $7000 back?

>>15750684
backpack has sentimental value

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Imagine the handjobs

>>15750705
kek

>>15750592
based match

Kino time

The Outrunners are...over? Are they mainly on ROH or Rampage?

>>15750732
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM

Oh fuck yeah, outrunners in action.

80's themes are always dimes

OUTRIDERS GONNA WIN TONIGHT BROTHER AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A LIVE SEX CELEBRATION WOOOOO

love these shitty niggas

outrunners bros we're not the jobbers wtf

>>15750765
Yes. I just got my shirt today

AUGUST MATTHEWS BROS GET IN HERE

ITS TURBO FLOYD TIME

this anorexic in the ring is going to die

DAVEY BANG BROS

Erica Leigh is basically a more successful version of Delilah Doom

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>vertical suplex, this one's over!

based fucking Arnold gimmick

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>jobber team vs jobber team

Outrunners reminds me of the old WWF tag teams from the 90s in a good way

Their valet is cute and I want to vaginally fuck her til she's got my kids

Lel. These dudes have a connection with the crowd like no ones buisness. Also these 80s references

YUMMY STAT BOOBA

YOU SON OF A BITCH

the amount of shitty tattoos in this segment are vast

stat lookin GOOD tonight

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KRIS

great gimmick wish they were great wrestlers

>80s Erica Leigh
>Braless Statlander

Tony my cup runneth over

Cut private party and top flight and let the out runners have their spots

BOOBA

Kris flashing the breasts. I applaud you madam, keep it up!

Renee Old

put a bra on you slut

Kris cannot expect me to pay attention to her words like that.

Kris fashion game is peak

>>15750836
>>15750828
it's like Hologram where the Keep It Simple, Stupid formula is applied, incredibly effective when used well

Renee status?

I'm sorry Kris can you lean forward and say that again

>>15750875
Young
PRESTINE

>>15750875
can't focus on her with tities out by Kris over there.

Good Old-fashioned Long Island Skank Jam, this Saturday, at Ass Out!

IT'S HOSS TIME

OH SHIT HERE WE GO

what's the sign language for give me milk mommy?

>>15750875
mogged by Statlander

Why isnt this the main?

this should be good

this finna go hard no cap

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Sitting in my official AEW chair right now

RGHHHRAAAAGAHH

>>15750918
If I were to buy one it would be the big boy Collision chair.

>>15750918
I wouldn't say no to that barca lounger

purple hair fan with big booba

kek that CM Punk cowboy guy is there again

is the bot spamming in this thread too

Take is so clean at everything

hey dumb hat guy's back

>>15750918
If I had a bar in my house those Rampage stools are pretty nice

>>15750940
Different guy. This one is Mexican

Mortos gets fucking air for being so compact

How did Tony find a real life minotaur?

I can't look at Mortos the same way knowing that the guy underneath the mask is shoot good looking.

>>15750975
TNA

>>15750975
He's a billionaire

>>15750979
You can always do a mask match with the big reveal

Geico Cavemen are the Jannetty of car insurance spokesmen and they even had the ABC sitcom push

Shit, I can't tell. I'd like Mortos or Konosuke against Okada.

The BASED Mortos

HOLY JESUS, Mortos a tough motherfucker

what a backdrop !

ouch

This should have been a sprint

Receipt?

he is trying to kill my nigga Takeshita!

That looks like a guaranteed way to break an arm

I haven't seen this many backshots land since I was babysitting back in 1992

RIP Taskashita

this match fucks

Takeshita took that hit on the chin like it was a WMAF thread on /gif/

Who’s watching rampage

They killed each other. Damn.

Holy BOOOOOOBAA

FIGHTING SPIRIT

>>15750308
uhhh isn't Wrestledream the October PPV

Saraya’s tits lookin delicious

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>another giga kino AEW PPV is on the menu
the skye is blue, fellow elite chads

I would still fuck Saraya

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SLAGS

Why is Takeshita pronounced Takeshta?

>Takeshita is the biggest heel in the company
>Tony ignores it
>Tony is ready to push him (a bit)
>Takeshita is 1/10 as over as he was
>Tony books him to win against the new fan favorite
>crowd doesnt react
I loathe Tiny Con so fucking much

Yes we are aware of what you are Saraya.

Tony made the boob call for tonight's show.

this is really weird man usually Taurus/Mortis is solid, dude's been wrestling tiny luchas too long I guess? most botches i've seen in a match in a decade or more

wtf I love lackey Harley now that she can talk and show off her natural assets compared to Paige's...uh...fake knockers.

This Saraya and Harley dynamic is pretty fun. Like Ivy and Harley before all the lesbian shit ruined their characters

>slug
>SLAG
Do Aussies not use the word slag?

>>15751104
>harley
>natural

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>>15751118

MORE BOOBA
THIS ENTIRE SHOW HAS BOOBA
THANK YOU TONY

>>15750592
I shoot popped at Brennan's "House of Black, prepare to get at House of BLACKED" line in the promo to set it up last week.

>best way to get to know a woman is have her scream at your feet

man the Japanese have all the weirdest fetishes.

>>15751094
why push him hard if he's going to go cook in japan for over a month? he's back, more experienced, and ready to go. of course he won't be as hot as he was before, but he will get there when he gets going and has a real feud to hone in on.

if tony wanted to be a GOAT partner he'd just give big take to NJPW as a full timer desu. he should be IWGP champ and leading the company.

squishy booba

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x2

>>15750345
>>15750269
good day, my fellow real niggas

>>15746075
3 dudes who can't afford a loss get jobbed out to set up a pointless 4way for a pointless title.
Deonna jobs out after getting a vignette to set up her being jobbed out to show just how happy Tony is to waste money for no reason.
The least interesting 8 man tag match if all time.
Horrible card. Let me know if the Takeshita match was good and I'll watch it in work tomorrow

Live Mariah solo action on all out. Based.

bout to get a lot of false report earth quakes in the Chicago area

crickets

PAWG MATCH

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Shida's thighs are growing in power

tony finally booking a match between two big hosses

>bryan alvarez is having an aneurysm as we speak
grim

Shida vs Deonna in a tummy tickle match

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>Shitter Novella

Last time I saw two women fight like this it was a fresh batch of king crab legs at the family buffet

>>15751155
>more experienced
He's a 10 year vet who was the face of a company for 4 years and has more main event experience than anyone else in the entire company besides Okada.

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>tfw no chubby bitchy mob wife

Shida needs to lose weight, but keep her current thighs. Any workouts that can do that?

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>>15751197

>>15751155
He was a monster heel when he turned on Kenny. Why not pull the trigger on him then and let him go to the G1 aswell?
Its fucking retarded that he refuses to capitalize on it when someones over. Every single time. I've seen this at like 5 times now and every time someone says "He's not buried. He can get over again" but they're never as over as they were when Tiny refused to push them.

>>15751204
he had multiple matches in the G1 that were more important than anything he's done outside of the kenny and ospreay matches. that's the type of experience he needs, not shindy shit.

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>>15751202
Hows your sub count feeshlady?

>two whales in the ring

Why are they both out of shape?

>>15751206
If there isnt there should be

>>15750055
Bills to pay

>>15751192
Neither of them qualify as white

>>15751230
Tony made a huge mistake in hiring Punk and letting him run wild but the BIGGEST factor was he ignored everything else on the show to focus on his faggot ass and that was just another casualty

these bitches so fat they would fit right in in stardom

>>15751231
You obviously don't know anything about wrestling. Takeshita drew 10,000 plus attendances in DDT. More than he sees working for AEW. He also wrestled the biggest stars in Japan. You're a moron. He was working with better opponents in DDT as a rookie than he is now. And most of his G1 opponents were also rookies or washed jobbers

Imagine the smell. The sweaty smell.

>>15751234
Why are you here and not with your fellow Holobronies in the Slopdown thread?

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props to Schiavone for bein real there.
he wasn't gonna lie

>>15751230
i agree he should have kept getting a big push after the kenny match, i don't even remember what else was going on at that point but i assume they just didn't have a good idea for him. the time is NOW though, there's a lot going on in AEW and it's hard to find a spot but takeshita absolutely needs to be featured very regularly, and go from feud to feud.

New
>>15751276

>>15751276

>>15751276

>>15751230
You can point to literally every guy on the entire roster and track down the point they were mega over and then jobbed out for no reason and taken off TV for weeks. Usually also put in a terrible tag team or faction that made no sense.

>>15751224
>chink AI slop
pure and utter cancer.
refrain from breathing. indefinitely.

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>>15751270
eewww you gonna tell me to support Niji next or some shit? Hell only reason I found Hololive was people spamming Miko pics in the AEW in mid 2020 that made me look into this "New anime thing" people obviously cared about

>>15751266
the biggest stars in japan are in NJPW. you're a clown if you think anyone else is even on the level of toru yano.
>washed jobbers
like akiyama in his shindy? lmao

>>15751360
No they're not. Most of the most famous wrestlers in Japan are freelance or working the indies. So you're dead wrong.
How big of a mark do you have to be to play the edrone card on behalf of NJPW? You can go look it up, or watch his DDT run and see he was doing more and working better in DDT with better talent around him. It's easily searchable content.
Fucking mark thinks Umino is a bugger star than Akiyama, Tanaka, Funaki, Takayama, etc

>>15750979
káyfabé pendejo

>>15749616
>>15749658
kek BTFO