Happy Kabuki Birthday Edition:Asuka (43) and Kairi (36) celebrate their birthdays!Giulia is facing Roxanne Perez for the NXT Women's Championship on the first episode of NXT on CW.Kairi and IYO are in the tag team title picture, waiting for their chance to face the joggers.Kairi and IYO are in the women's Speed tournament.Sareee is participating in Marigold's Dream Star Grand Prix, and is currently undefeated. She also successfully defended her SEAdLINNNG title against Unagi Sayaka.Meiko has begun her retirement tour, which will end in April 2025 to coincide with her 30th anniversary in professional wrestling.It's rice farming season, Meiko has the Senjo roster working the fields.Asuka is recovering at home and continues to expand her gaming collection.Kairi is looking sexo.IYO is winning.Giulia is now in NXT.Sareee is the Marigold World Champion and the SEAdLINNNG Beyond the Sea Single Champion, carrying multiple promotions.Meiko is running SENJO shows and her retirement tour is ongoing.Xia and Wendy posting is allowed, they're just not officially part of the Klub.>Sareee vs Bozilla. Marigold, September 28th.>Meiko Satomura & Manami vs Chihiro Hashimoto & Yuu. Sendai Girls, September 28th.>Giulia vs Roxanne Perez for the NXT Women's Championship, October 1st.https://twitter.com/WWEAsukahttps://twitter.com/KAIRI_officialhttps://twitter.com/Iyo_SkyWWEhttps://twitter.com/giulia0221ghttps://twitter.com/Sareee_officialhttps://twitter.com/satomurameikohttps://youtu.be/3B_0HsAhuaMhttps://youtu.be/BRLK0mFd-pMhttps://youtu.be/x74xvn2T18Ehttps://youtu.be/N0qjhprjUeIhttps://youtu.be/jBJeH9zgws8KanaChan's groundbreaking ceremony:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXyPiu13UT0Previous: >>15871287
>>15914458sexy grannies
>>15914476rude
>>15914458Love these gals
is Mrs. Yamaguchi-san /kabuki/?
Both posted 30 minutes apart
>>15914635lame
Happy Birthday to our beloved GOAT, Asuka nee-san <3Let's celebrate by watching some of her old birthday themed KCTV episodes;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ffw3Hmc5X6ohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BTi9jxGBDYhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TgzCHhvl9Swhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnRYy6aI1kghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bH6yDu-_YmsWill she make a new one for this year?
>>15914701let's hope we get something
predictions?
>>15914635Here's the thing tho, you literally couldn't fit all of Asuka's WWE achievements/accolades into 1 Tweet, even with the increased character limit now. It would just be a giant wall of text people would scroll right past and not even engage with.You'd have to post something like pic related instead.but hey that's nice for Priest, y'know he's got his own nice lil resumé goin there too pffffffft
>>15915003lol imagine if Damage CTRL broke up because of WWE speed.
>asuka is now 43
>>15915053>Graphic doesn't even mention the 500+days undefeated streakThink that's a bit more important/noteworthy than "Mixed Match Challenge" winner.
DO YOU REMEMBER
>>15915164And still fine as hell
>>15914458>>15914701>>15915747Empress... Asuka,The Greatest, GOAT,Who's beauty knows no bounds...Happy Birthday.
>>15915003IYO and Kairi winthen IYO beats Kairi
>>15916252Given that Speed is non-canon they can just go have a bangerino 5 min highspeed match like the old days, then hug and cry afterwards about it and still be teammates on TV. I hope that's what happens and would be excited to see it if it does.
>>15915820
>>15916494
>>15915747Lynchian
Giulia webms from NXT
>>15916581ive never seen one of her matches and i never will but i love her and i want her to punch me in the gut and laugh in my fat sweaty face
>>15916914she do be like that
>>15917053carína
last
>>15917090TY based webmGOD
https://x.com/WWEAsuka/status/1839442149898883569
creaming kairi's cake
Xia just had her first TNA match
Old school “We are NXT” shirt
>>15918242shinsuke looking like YEN
>>15917717Blessed, Numbers.But what about Asuka?
https://x.com/KAIRI_official/status/1839476186524627306
>>15918174How’s it go?
Day 293 of gooning everyday for AsukaYou are my empressYou are my clown that makes me coomYou are my Lickable Lobe LassYou are my milky MILFYou are my kute KanaYou are my fine footed foxYou are my bountiful bosomed beautyYou are my mommy body babeYou are my grand slam goddessYou are my big titted tag team champYou are my pit princessYou are my ageless angelYou are my anal addicted auntieYou are my waxed wenchYou are my strapon seductressYou are my hopefully healthy hottieYou are my longest undefeated streak sweetheartYou are my overly attractive OsakanYou are my lovely lewd ladyYou are my naughty natured nymphYou are my pale porcelain goddessYou are my cock craving cougarYou are my hopefully-healed-soon honeyYou are my sword wielding womanYou are my cream-pied concubineYou are my face painted pleasureYou are my gorgeous GOATYou are my swimsuit succubusYou are my 20 year titty titanYou are my enchanting ecchi enchantressYou are my oppai cutiepieYou are my triumphant titty treasureYou are my cute toe temptressYou are my alluring auntieYou are my glamorous goonspiration
>>15918084she doesn't want to let go
>>15914635Hi Jay.
https://x.com/Iyo_SkyWWE/status/1839512448681849225
>>15919722>"I love Asuka, who is kind, charming & mysterious"She left out cool & sexy, but a nice message nonetheless.
>>15920411Giantess Sareee is... interesting
https://x.com/WWEAsuka/status/1839558305632702874
>>15921038Large breasted players supporting each other.Ya love to see it
>>15921172covered in bruises
Kairi.
>>15922091Hojo
>>15915820holy yumola
two /Kabuki/ matches tonight
>>15923267
>>15923267>>15923276both live on Wrestle Universe
>>15923267Can the Sareeester body slam the 8ft 600lbs Bozilla the giant dude brother jack
>>15922370Seiko
Giulia vs Roxanne will open the October 1st episode of NXThttps://x.com/WWENXT/status/1839741798446469587
>>15914458I hope they had the best birthday week <3
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DAYFArDPMzx/?igsh=MWM5dHZlY3IyMTZjNw==
>>15914458Holy shit this picture is fucking hot
>>15914618She is black not Japanese she is a nigeru
>>15914635Haha I like em both though but that’s crazy lmao
>>15917702The dichotomy of man in this place is how many of us loathe Chuck and Snax around here, but they're good friends with Asuka.
>>15924185I used to live with Snax lol used to fuck a Pakistani model in his house
>>15918242Will Shin re-sign, knowing what his work environment is, so he can surf, go to the occasional baseball game with Iyo a d Tozawa and partake in the green medicine or will he test the free agent waters?
>>15919118Very Taz like, but way cuter.
>>15923276The fukuoka incident morphed them into ghouls :(
>>15921038Can Hunter go 2-0 on swiping talent from Tony and sign Mina to a contract. She's only on AEW because of the Stardom working agreement like Stephanie was with CMLL.
>>15921572Poi's love is harsh yet caring.
>>15921572>covered in bruisesand hope, and vaseline. Still cannot fix, this Asian machine.
>>15923276And I..e..I, will always love Yuuuu...ohhh...aohhh
>>15924256need Yuu and Hash to have their way with me
>>15924185Just because Asuka likes them doesn’t mean I have to
>>15924077They are 2cute <3
Kairi beat Chelsea before SD. I guess they aren't taping Speed tonight.
>>15924639Reminder they are drunk here and in a shower together and who knows what might have happened after the camera was off idk just sayin
>>15925531>Reminder they are drunk hereokay how you know
Bianca and Jade are hosting Bad Blood when they should be defending their titles against the Sky Pirates, but that would get in the way of Gaytch's autistic obsession with only having 5 matches on a PPV.
>>15926086It’s probably the Saudi match
Giulia defeated Wren Sinclair at tonight's NXT house show
Iyo defeated Naomi on the Speed taping after SD. Will Kairi beat Candice?
>>15925903It was the night of their most recent Tag Title win. Asuka recorded some stuff for a KCTV there that she put up and she's pretty clearly hammered in it at one point, and they are showing partying in the back celebrating after the match;https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLWRyMtC0iw
>>15926365They won those titles right when Vince resigned.
>>15926273Surely.That should be good. 2 smol qts go fast brrr
>>15918242Why are Asuka and Giulia 60 years old in this photo?
>>15926559that's not Asuka
>>15926559kek
time for Sareee vs Bozilla
>>15927423Sareee lost
Day 294 of gooning everyday for AsukaYou are my empressYou are my clown that makes me coomYou are my Lickable Lobe LassYou are my milky MILFYou are my kute KanaYou are my fine footed foxYou are my bountiful bosomed beautyYou are my mommy body babeYou are my grand slam goddessYou are my big titted tag team champYou are my pit princessYou are my ageless angelYou are my anal addicted auntieYou are my waxed wenchYou are my strapon seductressYou are my hopefully healthy hottieYou are my longest undefeated streak sweetheartYou are my overly attractive OsakanYou are my lovely lewd ladyYou are my naughty natured nymphYou are my pale porcelain goddessYou are my cock craving cougarYou are my hopefully-healed-soon honeyYou are my sword wielding womanYou are my cream-pied concubineYou are my face painted pleasureYou are my gorgeous GOATYou are my swimsuit succubusYou are my 20 year titty titanYou are my enchanting ecchi enchantressYou are my oppai cutiepieYou are my triumphant titty treasureYou are my cute toe temptressYou are my alluring auntieYou are my glamorous goonspiration
now it's time for Meiko's match. Good timing with the end of the Marigold show
>>15927647Meiko and Manami lost. Manami took the pin. Meiko looked great.
>>15918242Giulia with no make up is not optimal.
>Asuka grapples with her most troublesome foe
What's in the box? What's in the box? What's in the boooooooooooooox?
>>15928905We may never know - she is still opening it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T41Jdb9YpdI
>my gimmick is I'm a Mortal Kombat kharacter
>>15929472yeah and its based
>>15928905Charlottes pretty head
>>15929347I wish they'd let her wrestle in her workout pants.
>>15914701she was cookin' with this one
>>15930094they would definitely rip during her matches
for me, it's Asuka's boobs
>>15931028the aroma must be divine.cos she looks like she's just seen Heaven
>>15931369For me, It's Her Wisdom.
>>15931369
>>15928905Kairi’s used underwear
>>15932267I would cherish it
Dinner with Mom :)
>>15933672I would love to challenge Asuka to an eating contest. I've seen her demolish enough food for 4 people in a sitting. She puts buffets out of business.
>>15933805Would Asuka eat at Golden Corral or is that too low brow for her?
https://x.com/giulia0221g/status/1840248107830788531
Day 295 of gooning everyday for AsukaYou are my empressYou are my clown that makes me coomYou are my Lickable Lobe LassYou are my milky MILFYou are my kute KanaYou are my fine footed foxYou are my bountiful bosomed beautyYou are my mommy body babeYou are my grand slam goddessYou are my big titted tag team champYou are my pit princessYou are my ageless angelYou are my anal addicted auntieYou are my waxed wenchYou are my strapon seductressYou are my hopefully healthy hottieYou are my longest undefeated streak sweetheartYou are my overly attractive OsakanYou are my lovely lewd ladyYou are my naughty natured nymphYou are my pale porcelain goddessYou are my cock craving cougarYou are my hopefully-healed-soon honeyYou are my sword wielding womanYou are my cream-pied concubineYou are my face painted pleasureYou are my gorgeous GOATYou are my swimsuit succubusYou are my 20 year titty titanYou are my enchanting ecchi enchantressYou are my oppai cutiepieYou are my triumphant titty treasureYou are my cute toe temptressYou are my alluring auntieYou are my glamorous goonspiration
>>15934585based
Do we know whether the vidya arcade Asuka is building will be public? She would have to acknowledge me if I started posting high scores on her machines.
>>15934308She would eat there in disguise but not post it to KCTV.
Asuka Cameo in the new Vince McMahon documentary series.
>>15931028pontificate upon the olfactory perception
>>15935166Nope she's been very adamant on Twitter that it's ONLY for her and (You) are not invited!!
>>15936443Name?!?!?
>>15936613Miki-chan!!! <3
>>15935792got kids players
>>15936478Sareee
>>15935166She'd whoop your ass if you started beating her high scores and probably bar you.
>>15937739she's not like that
>>15914635This shit is kind of disheartening to see. Asuka under appreciated.
>>15938843need an Asuka footjob
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d49TpOLlzZc
I wanna line up Asuka, Kairi, Iyo and Mina and just play their assholes with my lips like a circus seal playing trumpets.
>>15935166It's her own personal collection, so not open to the public. The only other people who could access would be members of her family or inner circle of friends. So that is why I will start hitting up Syuri, Shida, Iyo or Mina and start dating them, maybe even marry them, so I can get access to her 8 to 32 bit slice of heaven.
>>15939718
Day 296 of gooning everyday for AsukaYou are my empressYou are my clown that makes me coomYou are my Lickable Lobe LassYou are my milky MILFYou are my kute KanaYou are my fine footed foxYou are my bountiful bosomed beautyYou are my mommy body babeYou are my grand slam goddessYou are my big titted tag team champYou are my pit princessYou are my ageless angelYou are my anal addicted auntieYou are my waxed wenchYou are my strapon seductressYou are my hopefully healthy hottieYou are my longest undefeated streak sweetheartYou are my overly attractive OsakanYou are my lovely lewd ladyYou are my naughty natured nymphYou are my pale porcelain goddessYou are my cock craving cougarYou are my hopefully-healed-soon honeyYou are my sword wielding womanYou are my cream-pied concubineYou are my face painted pleasureYou are my gorgeous GOATYou are my swimsuit succubusYou are my 20 year titty titanYou are my enchanting ecchi enchantressYou are my oppai cutiepieYou are my triumphant titty treasureYou are my cute toe temptressYou are my alluring auntieYou are my glamorous goonspiration
>>15940627based
https://x.com/senjo2006/status/1840634027293942245/video/1
Dana White dwarfing these goofs
>>15940627u da man goon
>>15941561CTE joshi queen
>>15939718She also invited Athena over on Twitter.
what did she mean by this?https://x.com/WWEAsuka/status/1840785208041480621/photo/1
You think Asuka viewed Vince as a father figure since she grew up with a single mom?
>>15943672no
>>15938955You need an Asuka ass kicking
>>15940023I will help change her outlook. She'd be a good wife and mother with the added benefit of getting me access to Asuka's baller arcade.
let's see Giulia's nipples
>>15944473la pepperoni granda
>>15944749PLAYERONE.FIGHT
>>15944749whatever his name is is a lucky man
new Sneedlinnng match for Sareee
and another match for Meiko announced, this should be a good one
>>15945101Anyone see that Meiko match from the Takayamania show last month? It was a comedy match where she wrestled some chick dressed as Takayama but in huge tall exaggerated stilt boots. The chick did a pretty good impression of his whole shtick too. Fun opener match type.
>>15946169yeah, good example of a comedy match done right
no Sky Pirates on Raw yet?
>Sky Pirates challenging for tag titlesLET'S GOOOOOOOCOOK THOSE FRAUDS
https://x.com/iyosthelimit/status/1840933171828765137
90% chance the joggers win
https://www.ringsidecollectibles.com/wwe-elite-115-toy-figures-kairi-elite115-05.html
Day 297 of gooning everyday for AsukaYou are my empressYou are my clown that makes me coomYou are my Lickable Lobe LassYou are my milky MILFYou are my kute KanaYou are my fine footed foxYou are my bountiful bosomed beautyYou are my mommy body babeYou are my grand slam goddessYou are my big titted tag team champYou are my pit princessYou are my ageless angelYou are my anal addicted auntieYou are my waxed wenchYou are my strapon seductressYou are my hopefully healthy hottieYou are my longest undefeated streak sweetheartYou are my overly attractive OsakanYou are my lovely lewd ladyYou are my naughty natured nymphYou are my pale porcelain goddessYou are my cock craving cougarYou are my hopefully-healed-soon honeyYou are my sword wielding womanYou are my cream-pied concubineYou are my face painted pleasureYou are my gorgeous GOATYou are my swimsuit succubusYou are my 20 year titty titanYou are my enchanting ecchi enchantressYou are my oppai cutiepieYou are my triumphant titty treasureYou are my cute toe temptressYou are my alluring auntieYou are my glamorous goonspiration
was it just the promo or did they do something else?
another Meiko match
>>15948382Why are all the Sendai Girls so ugly
>>15948429Meiko doesn't care about visualsIwata is pretty, though
I'd bang Meiko
>>15944749https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr1bLLvsbh0
>>15949209Im still trying to understand why. She’s clearly a bul daiku
>>15944749Too bad she’s a cross shitter cultist
very cute+sexy friends
today's the day
>>15948661just want to marry her this mommy and sadly she's a fucking dyke
>Asuka is 43I can still give her another baby, right? Or should I move on to Kairi?
>>15949849They're signaling to me that they want me to be the one to put some babies in their bellies.
>>15915820>>15916494>>15916581>43 yo mom>still looks better and has a better physique than 95% of white girls I know who are 26-28that’s it, Im gettin me an azn wife
>>15950781kairi looks young but she's pushing 40
>>15951552and Sareee is set to defend the Marigold World Championship against Utami on the January 3rd show in 2025
>>15951595though technically, Sareee could lose the title before then, but that's unlikely
let's see Sareee's nipples
>>15951517very Simian like phenorype
so we thinking Giulia goes over clean tonight or will there be some shenanigan that costs her? I kind of think her match going on first means there won't be any big surprise, whereas the men's being the main event there will.
>>15952369I see her winning and Roxanne goes up to main roster.
>>15952532yeah, I don't know what else there is for Roxanne to do in NXT. Unless they want to somehow drag her coming up until next April, which would be dumb.
>>15952369I thought she was going over clean until they had Vacquer show up. Can't figure out why they'd debut her before the match instead of after unless it's for her to screw Giulia out of the title somehow, either deliberately or by accident, to set up a feud.
>Anon-kun, I need youl herp…found out Kairi-chan is stirr an anar vilgin. You have to take hel anar vilginity as soon as possibruhow do you respond?
>>15953127only if Kairi is okay with it
la bella donna
>>15950781She is unmatched
CW stands for Cool Wop
>>15953400she wants it just a bit shy pls understand and be gentle with her
>>15953435its kind of depressing seeing my friends’ fiancees getting walled before turning 30 not to mention girls who stay a landwhale after pregnancy, so Kana is unironically a shining light of hope that my future wife will still make my dick rock hard with her looks and pure milf energy despite over 40 and having multiple kids
it's time, bros
Giulia = dimes
>first match on CW>not commercial freelame
>>15954058you mean Lira
fuck Shawn. fuck Gaytch.
Guess WWE backpedaled on having Ghoulia surpass Asuka in NXT. Must have been a condition of her new contract.Also a reminder that Asuka demolished Roxanne in 6 Minutes last year.
I shouldn't be too surprised because WWE likes taking forever to put belts on people and make them chase for the title. But they still could have shaken things up and had Giulia won since they're on a new network.
we'll get 'em next time, bros
>Giulia lost the Marigold title match in her second match>Giulia lost the NXT title match in her second match
>>15954467Unless your are a darker hue the crowd at the PC doesn't like it if you get too much too soon. So it's a good thing they didn't put the belt on Giulia yet because the positive reaction she's getting now would evaporate by December and she'd drop the title by the Rumble and be in booking hell for a good stretch afterward.
>>15953824the thing is young Asuka was a bit of an uggo, she peaked over 30 and after popping out a kidthe only other case of a woman getting hot much later on is probably Rosario Dawson who was an uggo and became hot then peaked in her late 20s/early 30s
>>15955073>Unless your are a darker hue the crowd at the PC doesn't like it if you get too much too soon.that's true. The PC crowd is loud and makes a lot of noise, which is good, but they play obvious favorites and prop up every brown shitter.But they have to put the title on Giulia the next time she gets a title shot.
>>15955204Nah she will be fodder for Delta
Day 298 of gooning everyday for AsukaYou are my empressYou are my clown that makes me coomYou are my Lickable Lobe LassYou are my milky MILFYou are my kute KanaYou are my fine footed foxYou are my bountiful bosomed beautyYou are my mommy body babeYou are my grand slam goddessYou are my big titted tag team champYou are my pit princessYou are my ageless angelYou are my anal addicted auntieYou are my waxed wenchYou are my strapon seductressYou are my hopefully healthy hottieYou are my longest undefeated streak sweetheartYou are my overly attractive OsakanYou are my lovely lewd ladyYou are my naughty natured nymphYou are my pale porcelain goddessYou are my cock craving cougarYou are my hopefully-healed-soon honeyYou are my sword wielding womanYou are my cream-pied concubineYou are my face painted pleasureYou are my gorgeous GOATYou are my swimsuit succubusYou are my 20 year titty titanYou are my enchanting ecchi enchantressYou are my oppai cutiepieYou are my triumphant titty treasureYou are my cute toe temptressYou are my alluring auntieYou are my glamorous goonspiration
Giulia pics from NXT
>>15956455KWAB
still love love love Giulia
https://x.com/mino_taro/status/1841334679288586400
>>15957737
>>15957737>>15957742looks great, just a shame it wasn't part of a title change
>>15956453Cora needed to take more trips to Checkers and Steak and Shake while she was out instead of the plastic surgeons office so she has some extra padding to take bumps.
>>15957860I recognized it was her instantly with that lanky, flat, weird body. Kind of reminds me of Mayu, only with fake tits.
also, I finished Giulia webms that I'll post next thread
>>15956455and with that, Giulia is just another interchangeable face on the roster. They successfully built up mega star aura around her for weeks and weeks and then killed it all last night. Now she's just a guy. Welcome to "the big leagues" kid I guess. Profoundly retarded booking decision.
>>15958567b-but muh chase
Kairi's pancake butt with Asuka milk for breakfast
Sareee vs Nagisa Nozaki for the Sneedlinnng title, December 27thhttps://x.com/Sareee_official/status/1841491206469238819
>>15958567it's very rare for WWE to have someone come in and immediately be dominant, especially if they're a babyface. They love having the babyface chase for the title, even when it doesn't make sense. It's just their way of booking.
>>15958567holy fucking retard
they have three shows to build to a rematch at Halloween Havoc, which is the next NXT PPV
>>15960542But enough about your epitaph
Page ten bump
>>15961897jeez the board is moving quickly now
>>15962078AEW TV deal announcement broke the schizos. Hunker down /Kabuki/ bros. Stormy seas ahead tonight. Make sure to look after our lil sis thread /arrrr/ as well.
>>15914458>OP is 6 days oldKEK! Everyone left this dead board.
>>15962656Everyone but you and Me, Pal.
>>15962656this board has been reduced to schizos spamming and a few generals keeping things afloat
>>15960473Other way around actually. Historically WWE has been a babyface promotion where the heels chase the babyface champion. Gaytch is a Flair/Horsemen mark though so he likes heel champs.
>>15962964[ : It was The Right Call... And Everyone Agreed.[ : 4chan Started to Suck.[ : We Needed Focus on a New Force.
>>15963207what's that tongue do?
>>15963999It Licks Things
>>15964039like what?
>I'm older than Kairiwtf my hag fantasy...
>>15964751You tell me.
>>15964751Mochi pizza.
>>15964751BBC
I'll make new soon
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