Mmmmmmm Pirate Baddass Edition(Well, /arrrrgirl/ unfortunately lost the speed tourney to the dimeless pixie but had a cool vignette with Iyo on RAW. With no match booked for bad blood we are unfortunately not very busy this week as we sail on towards the inevitable showdown with the Kookout Kommunity Kweens. Kairi is still CUTE even which is all the krew really cares about.)PREVIOUS: >>15915081Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareTheme of Kairi's Krew:https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09Socials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
>>15984494badass
every japanese woman should have a general
>>15984547The most autistic badass biker in history of wrestling
>>15984642You should improve yourself and try to get to know girls in real life
>>15984663i’m married to a japanese woman and we have a son together
>>15984642Don't let your dreams stay dreams, anon
>>15984494terrible upscaling
>>15984709i think its a filter not upscaling
>>15984494Asuka was pleased with this photo because Kairi made Nanae ride bitch, which she is.
>>15984694I somehow doubt thats true
>>15984494Tell me chat, why does she ride the bike?
>>15984808its true. My son is half Japanese and Half Puerto Rican. My wife fell in love with me and my Big Puerto Rican Cock.
>>15984824Cuz she's a Baddass
>>15984996>admits to being brown
>>15985094kek, sorry whiteboi but japanese women belong to BLC (Big Latino Cock)
POST PROOF THAT KAIRI REMOVES ALL HAIR FROM THE NECK DOWN
>>15985115>Call others a whiteboi>It's pale as fuck
>>15985134Just look at any picture of Kairi where she shows any skin. You'll see
Hojo pits
>>15985657>>15985859Her arms do truly seem to be hairless. I like that
>>15985134I'm sure she has either a landing strip or a little heart down there.
I believe top Kairi was her with the NJPW belt. She looked like a superstar
Insane EL-BUMP
>>15989816Based
Biker thread? I'm in!
>>15991272Aesthetic rider
POST KAIRI ITS
>>15984494>>15984547>>15984565>>15991272awww yea we're rollin' here
Kairi.
i was so sure that KKK was going to reveal women's midcard belt(s) today during bad blood, so he could pencil in something new for kairi to dounimaginable disgust when it was a saudi blood money mickey mouse belt
>>15995372It'll look shit on Cody. Even his current belt looks too big at times this one will easily make him look like a kid with his fisher price replica l.
>>15991835cursed captain
'journalists' are openly accusing H of racism now. /ourgirls/ are never winning the tag belts again are they? the black chicks are gonna hold it forever for dei purposes
Raw soonKairi soon
>>15995887they are specifically targeting his booking of black males for the most part
>>15996367Based, is she booked already or do we have to wait and see
>>15995887I'm so sick of this narrative, there's been so many PLEs where the majority was non white people. I literally saw posts on X praising that. Now for once we get a PLE where the stories coincidentally had a lot of white people on the card and people lose their shit.
>>15997031>non whitefor them its not even about white people. they want specifically blacks. latinos asians and samoans dont count to them. retarded shit
>>15997246not like Trips has made the Kabukis job to Bianca and Jade several times at PLEs this year and given them a bunch of matches. We even had this one post show conference where Bianca praised the diversity. It's never enough with these people holy fk
>>15997512>It's never enough with these peoplesums up all of it. i know triple h himself isnt gonna give into it but im worried (((TKO))) will force him into having a token DEI black champion at all times
>>15998322cute! im curious, when and where is this pic from?
>>15998351it's from when Kairi was working on the Mayu movie with Movie Mayu
>>15998506Cute!
>>15998506hollywood hojo...
>>15999316>>15999803the movie was a big flop and nobody cares
>>16000396So what's your point
>>15997246This... but even worse. It's only a specific type of black person the media want. Keylani is too fair skinned. And Oba is a based African warlord... not an African American. They are really just saying WWE is not ghetto enough and needs more Sexyy Red.
>>16000891i agree they need to push only real queenz of the nile
>>16001194Hopefully Bianca & Jade will need to drop their tag titles if they both want a singles run. The Kabukis or Sky Pirates will get the tag titles and the queenz can fight it out with Nia & Naomi for the Smackdown queenz title.
Slow day
>>16000396Runaway Wrestler would have been an instant-classic had Kairi been the main character. The next Iron Claw, maybe. But at least Kairi is a big-time Hollywood star now. Heck, will all the coverage she got for the eye injury she is practically a household name.
>>16002055She's a true hardcore legend now. The toughest of the though.
Kairi Sane absolutely fkn SLAPS! And I'm tired of pretending that she only slaps to a moderate degree.
>Kairi Sane General
>>16002492you get out of here with that you knucklehead!
will Kairi be watching her good friend Natsumi Showzuki's title match?
>>16002765Yes, Kairi studies the moves of all her friends and potential opponents.
>>16002765it went to a time limit draw
>>16002476Congratulations anon. It sounds like you've had a real moment of clarity here. Kairi does indeed slap harder than most and I commend your efforts in spreading the word.
Sliding BUMP
i think kairi sane is cool
>>16004572Correctamundo! A keen observation!
>>16004572She is!
i, for one, am excited to see more kairi tonight
>>16006042Yep, Monday Night Kairi is always a good day!
COMPLETELY WAXED player
>>16002492y u postin pics of ur mom in this thread bruh xD
pvre kawaii sovl
>>16006469goat render
>>16006469i dont think ive ever seen kairi in such high quality. a sight to behold
Last ever SHIRAIsHORIZON pic apparently
>>16007092Wtf why
>>15993960https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3f7kEDMkqn8
>>15994719
>>16002055It would've made money if they had a gratuitous nude shower scene with Movie Mayu, Kairi, Syuri, Momo Kohgo and Yurie Kozakai.
>>16009191They should have cut all pretense and just made a hentai film about Kairi with guest appearances by Iyo, Mayu, Poi, Mina etc. It's shocking that we don't at least have a Kairi anime in the works yet.
>>16008775Hide your Joshi's lads - what you are witnessing here is 100% pure silverback rage.
>>16010041Why have a Kairi anime when Kairi already is a real life anime girl?
Kairi is cute lol. CUTE!
Anyone got some HQ flying elbows or cutlass webms? I wanna use one as my lock screen but they're all kinda low quality
>>16008775how come mark henry didnt say anything about wanting to punch asuka? she was prancing around as much as kairi was.>>15994719 is it because shes more over and liked backstage than mark henry ever was? being a mr. mcmahon kiss ass hasnt gotten mark henry a job with hhh yet, has it?
Kairi is adorable. I miss the pirate princess days.
Where do you think IYO and Kairi are staying since orlando is getting getting done like Kevin Nash's asshole
>>16011257asuka could kick his ass
>>16011613My house
>>16011613Having a camp-out at the performance center where it's nice & safe.
>reposting from our friends at /kabuki/
>Yea Kairi girl I can see you've got some of that dawwwg in you, Uce!
>>16011613They're staying in St. Louis for the NXT taping tonight, so their probably enjoying some quality BBQ ribs and chicken while there.
>>16012134The purple in the hair, eyes and shirt match well with the tacticool black outfit. Very aesthetic warrior.
>>16012363I forgot the lips! SEXY.PURPLE.LIPS.
>>16011233No one? :(
>>16012134If her husband truly loved her he would beg her to come home and start a family.
>>16012380I am sure webm-chad could provide the webm's you seek. Unfortunately he deigns not to grace /arrrr/ with his presence. If you asked nicely on /kabuki/ he could surely dig up any juicy webm you need.
>unfortunately tame wardrobe malfunction
>>16012134hawwwwt. or is it cute? can't decide.
>>16012134is she really like that?
>>16012134CUTE!
>>16012314kek Kairi is over with the hounds
Kairi's anus is ________!
>>16013456kairi doesnt have an anus
>>16012073isnt the performance center in the path of the hurricane?
>>16013514Right in the middle of the action, you mean? The place looks like a fortress.
>>16013456Hairless and tight
>>16013456ripe for the picking
>>16013599If a hurricane hits that building it will saw it in half and destroy everything in and around it.
>>16015053sounds badass
>>16015053Not if Kairi stands out front like this, with her chopper idling loudly in the background.That hurricane will duivert course FAST
kairi insane
>>16015934nah she just kooky
did Kairi and IYO show up on NXT?
Kairi is...
>>16017325smol and cute
>>16012532sweaty though
>>16015207kek Kairi will cutlass that bitch-ass hurricane down to Cuba
>>16017325the huggable sort
>>16015964It's cuter with sound https://youtube.com/shorts/OSRIVtuvrDs?si=mAnNU8qccCsiypl-
>that time Kairi hit the legend killer pose
>>16020297Girl knows how to work a camera. Reminds me of the Kabuki's hilarious heel-turn.
long Kairi is long
>>16020570How does she have such long slender sexy legs for such a wee shorty lol
>>16020570Kairi is in the top percentile when it comes to toes in women's wrestling.
>>16020706shes just all around tiny so she can be slender and short at the same time
>>16020570Very long Kairi barefoot>>16020958Very short Kairi in platform shoes>How did you do this?
>>16015053The residual aura from Kairi's NXT days will immediately downgrade Milton to a cat-3 Hurricanrana, allowing the mighty performance center to no-sell all impending inclement weather.
>>16015964>here's your monster heel bro
>>16021644She's not a monster she's a pirate
what a hardcore legend
>"Hey kid.........ever take a ride on a boat?"