AEW Dynamite is live TONIGHT! from the Total Mortgage Arena in Bridgeport!TONIGHT! 8pm ET/7pm CT on TBS!Do not missed the absolutely STACKED show with major Full Gear implications!>Mox seizes the SuperStation TBS>FTR vs. House of Black (Full Gear 4-Way Contenders Series)>Konosuke Takeshita vs. Adam Cole (Cole must win to face MJF at Full Gear)>Switchblade Jay White and Juice Robinson vs. Hangman Adam Page and Christian Cage>We’ll hear from Bobby Lashley>We’ll hear from Jamie Hayter>We’ll hear from Will Ospreay>Lio Rush vs. Swerve Strickland>Lance Archer vs. Roderick Strong (Falls Count Anywhere)>Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. vs. Penelope Ford
>>16258523Mina returns tonight, maybe
>>16258523Will be watching for the burial of the HOB
>>16258525It's this week, could be another show though
Mox will take over the TBS live feed and read off Ted Kaczynski's manifesto
>>16258533kino
this dynamite really is uniroincally stacked. feel like the people attending are getting their money's worth
>>16258523Take-A-Shit is jobbing to Atom Smol... sad.
>>16258523stone cold dean ambrose
>>16258533if only
>hangman and christian linked upneed it or keep it?
>>16258523>Takeshita finally getting a push>Has to job to Adam fucking ColeI feel bad for that guy
>>16258523why the fuck did they shoop mox’s head to look like bootleg stone cold
>>16258523>swineamite barely cracks 500k nowadayslmfao the regret is setting in hard for the executive retards that got fleeced by tony the pig farmer. guarantee they're scrambling to find a way out.
>>16258737record profits
I'm eager to see how AEW handles Jay going face
>>16258769It's been going well so far
>>16258523Hanger and Christian is based
>>16258523CM Punk won
>CM Punk won
>>16258672Peepfag is going to lose his shit, that's a BASED from me
>>16258523Wait Mox is taking over the show but hes still gonna make us suffer through a fuckin Lance Archer AND Britt Baker match, he is truly a heel
>>16258607What makes you think he's going to?
>>16258533Badass
>>16258769He's getting good reactions but the problem is that both him and Hanger need to win this feud
>Find the Remote vs House of BLACKED in a dimes-go-out match>Takeshita jobbing to Atom Smol>Lio Rush>women's wrestlingnot passing 650k I'm afraid
>Jay White and Juice back tag teamingFeels like the old days bros
>>16258996Only in AEW can you cost the company literally millions of dollars in ticket and merch sales and still have a job
>>16259067They should have been a duo and tag team from the start. Ran the tag division for about a year then go into singles.
Its sad seeing Takeshita job once again especially vs a pathetic twig man
>>16258523The seizure gimmick would have been 10x better if it happened without an announcement.. like an actual hostile takeover. This is why AEW sucks. It could be great, but it isn’t.
>>16259118Hes not losing. Tony knows what fans are thinking. Take eating a pin from Rico in a tag match to build up their own match is wrestling 101. Take isnt going to lose back to back and especially not in a singles match.
Not doxxing my account but I made a comment about Mina and her being on this Dynamite on one of the official AEW accounts a few days ago and I've just received this now.It's looking good for tonight bros...
>>16258523>having to make a 2nd gamethread #1 because the first one died in a few hours I don't know what's deader, this board or AEW
>>16259146boobabros we feast
>>16259137storyline wise it only makes sense for Atom to win and you know damn well Takeshitter can take a clean pin randomly
>>16258523Mox really does look like Austin in that graphic lol
>>16259212Have you not noticed the crowd turning on Atom the last two weeks? I'm not sure how smarky Bridgeport is but this could go really bad for him tonight
>>16259224I don't think Tony will notice that as long as they do the "I DONT DRAW BAYBAY" during his entrance, which they do
>>16259224God I hope so
Praying for my nigga Takeshita get a legit win and for Cole to be injured and out for 70 years.
>>16259146where the brest wrestle
Grim
>>16259607Everyone has brittle bones since taking the ***
>>16259146kek tony calling talent last second is so unprofessional
Taken from X>signs for tonight
>>16259766
I have not been a fan of AEW in the past, but tonight's show actually looks like one to maybe check out. I will go in with an open mind and hope that I like it.
>>16259224>Have you not noticedit doesn't matter who noticed it except for toni.and he doesn't exactly have his ear to the audience when he does his booking.it's toni's dad's money, and toni's gonna do what he wants.
>>16259224its AEW90 percent of the faces get boo'd sooner or later, and the heels all get cheeredaka bad booking
The two tag matches are more interesting than the entire Full Queer card put together.
>>16259881It’s fun because Tony doesn’t like any of those tag teams so it’s a nice little treat to see which one he hates more.
So how long we thinking for the women's match, 2 maybe even 3 minutes?
>6 matchespress F for the women
>>16258523Delicious. Finally some good fucking wrestling
>>16258523FUCK NXTRANNY
Hangman and Christian tagging together. Peepfag must be so confused.
>>16260013Nah. >they win>christian gets the credit and talks about how he carried hangman >they lose>he blames hangman
Bullet Club Gold (yeah i know they don't use this name anymore but that's my name for them whenever it's Jay and Juice tagging) vs Hangman and Christian starting off the show!
>>16260087>commercial freeNice
>>16260087Hangma'am and Switchy The Channel in the opening and it's commercial free... Dire
LIGHT HIS ASS UP
>>16260013You're the only one who keeps mentioning this. It's just a TV tag match with two uppercard heels.
>>16260087Glad I can stop watching at 8:30.
>>16260113There he is!
>>16258523At what quarter hour do they quarantine the obligatory women's segments now? I want to see Jamie
>>16259899As long as there is enough time to see Penelope's thick ass again
>>16260158Jamie is definitely going to be a prerecorded segment so they'll slot it wherever
>>16260087Why are Christiang and Heng tagging?
>>16259771Why is Tony booking jaundice Atom Smol vs fan favorites
>>16260232smol is the best ass kisser in the industry
God I love this Bimbo
>>16260232Wrestling promoters in general think that if you have a shitter you like bury guys who are over he'll somehow absorb their overness. It makes no sense and never works, yet Vince has tried it, Trips has tried it, Tony has tried it, and the list goes on and on.
Any other /pw/ bros in the house tonight?
>>16260251
>>16260267
>>16258523cant believe i used to like this slopcant believe a few people here still do
>>16260251Harley is legitimately one of my favorite female wrestlers. Top 3 I think.
This is easily the worst show I’ve ever seen in life
>>16258523Id like to give a huge shout out to all the e-drones on /pw/ who continue to watch the show every week, while constantly saying they don't. I know you think about killing yourselves day in and day out but that might actually negatively impact our numbers so please DO NOT do that!
Who else can seize the superstation for Moxley?
>>16260312Take your own life
>>16260319Im not an e-drone tranny so im safe.
>>16260305It sounds more like you are trying to convince yourself when you post like this.
>>16260305Nah there’s been some bad collisions
>>16260312desu without the drones i doubt we would get even 1 full gamethread. dynamite is still popular outside of /pw/ but all the true aew fans left the board.
Rampage ass card
i’m tired of seeing mox multiple times a week bros
Watching this Dynamite with my /pw/bros and with some Ben And Jerry's
>>16260365I won;t ever leave, the drones make it too funny. Their eternal seethe really is the best.
>>16260454Would.
>>16260454>holy shit guys
>>16260454Took them long enough
>>16260454This looks profoundly stupid
>>16260454The perfect thing for unwashed neckbeards who can't show their faces in public
>>16260472Even more based.
>>16260454based merch for all the holoniggas
>>16260454Penis Head Jones
If you buy one of those you should be forced to wear it the entire show
>>16260454Did Tony decide to start trying?
>>16260454The guttural urge to buy a Hologram mask and jackoff in front of a mirror
big bang bros would you live with a married couple as their mooch
>>16260454e-drones, tell me why this is a bad thing
I find The Big Bang Theory to be a humorous show. It makes me laugh
guys its getting bad, even the streams used to get 1-2k viewers. they are barely cracking 300 now
Remember guys, don't lewd Mortos. He's a pure soul
>>16260579because it means anyone can be Hologram. How can I trust my eyes if the crowd is full of Hologram?
>>16260593Hologram isn't real
>>16260588Bro what the fuck is the server icon? I'm scared to join
>>16260577in THIS economy? you goddamn right I would
>>16260577not a big bang bro but I have and it sucks
Kip has very tight pants
Just here for Penelope's tits
>>16260600It's a misdirect to work the boys
>Christian match firstGood. After this I can switch the channel to not give this shitshow any more of my ratings.
I really want to see young bussin vs HOOK
>opening with Christian and mama wwaynes big ass tits already better than Raw
Christian and Juice has to carry 2 shitters
YOUR FATHER IS DEAD
THE JUICEIS LOOSE
>>16260631yam bag jones over here
>Mama Wayne
>>16260630dire
BULLET CLUB GOLD
>>16260638jew bros..
>>16260635JAV Baggu Jonesu here
Why am I being forced to look at Juices package?
No reaction for Hangma'am or Switchy The Channel
>cbt with mother wayne
>>16260648Is this official Japanese?
>AEW
juice has fridge body
>>16260638>saying this>In Trump's americaYou want jail, goy?
We're starting with an All-white match
Why does Peepfag hate jay
>>16260657hai
Juice is the Micheals and needs to dump his Jannetty
have they ever given a kayfabe reason why Luchasaurus is gone?
>>16260656she's into gentle mommy dom
>juice eating the pinI'M SO SICK OF MY FAVORITES ALWAYS LOSING
guys where is luchasaurus
>>16260670recovering from double pneumonia, really
>>16260649sounds like you're thirsty for a capri sun anon
>>16260670goonin
>>16260670F
>>16260670He died of cum in the lungs
Would you date a woman taller than you?
>>16260670hyperbaric oxygen chamber learning how to breathe again
I want Hangman to give me a belly to belly
>>16260681I would prefer it
This ref is too fat
Juice has to sell for Nick Plain... well we know who is eating pin
>>16260681if i found a 7 foot gerudo maiden i would make wooing her my primary goal, nay, responsibility
Hook has no right to attack Young Bussing
HOOK VS YOUNG BUSSIN I CALLED IT
THATS HOOK RIGHT THERE
>>16260670meteor took him out
THAT'S HOOK RIGHT THERE
Based hook
>>16260696Gerudo's are for Tuesday Nights, not Wednesdays.
Damn Kip Sabian is looking real dimes baby
>>16260702The enemy of my enemy is also my enemy
TK needs to start an AEW Wellness program but it's specifically to get the younger wrestlers like Hook and Nick Wayne the premium steroids
wish they went PiP for Hook and Yung Bussin while the match on the ring continues
>>16260707brother its the only reason i watch
The dead air between movez is so noticeable
>>16260708its fucking hilarious how he thought his box head gimmick was a good idea
>>16260708He has nice hair
>>16260718It was a good idea and the most over he's ever been brother
i love juice's wacky shriek
>>16260718you leave the british to their own devices and that's whit they give ya
>>16260716Connecticut is notoriously a quiet crowd. It's the Corpus Christi of the East
>>16260716probably because they dont play fake crowd noise all the time like wwe
No 600k?
>>16260712What if they started kissing?
I feel bad for that big lady in the middle of the screen. shes gonna regret wearing bright yellow
>>16260454They couldn't make Hologram a cooler mask?
lynch em hanger
>>16260716Why can't Tony just start booking smaller arenas and go for an early RAW (1993-96) vibe? The large arena experiment has completely failed.
Tony Kwab so desperate to beat the wrestling school they went commercial free for the first match. Grim
>>16260733then it happens, that's live tv for ya
>>16260741the console war isn't real and you need to stop and move on
Juice gives off very 90s wrestler vibes
Bladerunner onto the barricade is like 1000+ damage
Mama Wayne is just asking the ref to check on her son. Very legit thing to do
>>16260579It's a really ugly mask. They should have made a good one instead.
>>16260739It's more work. There isn't many small arenas that you can easily put up all the rigging you need. And the bigger places will undercut prices of the smaller ones. Lots of smaller arenas are after shutting down because of this.
BOOBA
>t-took four of you to beat me...
>>16260746kek based
>>16260739Im willing to bet WBD don't want them doing that because they think it'd make them look bush league
That was a fun little match desuSurprised they made Juice look that strong
>>16260739problem is that WWE has a weird ass contract with cities where they cockblock competitors from booking venues in the same area 90 days beforehand or after, so scheduling in general is a a nightmare
We'll get em next time Juicebros
>Holojobber Shitter Novela
>>16260746Hangman went over, Batman btfo
>>16260590SEX WITH BEAST MORTOS!! AND CHRISTIAN! AT THE SAME TIME!!!>>16260702imagine
>Swerve vs LioLio's going back to his adoptive father All Might
Swerve and Lio are former friends? When were they friends? When did they stop being friends?
>>16258523where is this Christian shit going
Hangman and Christian the next tag champs
Juice needs to turn on Hangma'am
>SuperStation is a thingWhat.
OUTRUNNERS TITLE SHOTOUTRUNNERS TITLE SHOT
>>16260760juice is just that naturally over
>>16260754just get a stripped down stage for small arenas, it's not hard, if he was competent enough to hire one good event producer he'd improve his product ten fold
Kip looks dimes brother, my boy finna getting some tv time
crowd seems really dead
How's Renee looking tonight bros? Old and haggard?
Renee looking old and haggard as usual
>>16260779as usual
BOBBOBBOB
>Isn't Kamile supposed to be huge>barely taller in heels than Sasha
>15 minute post verification timeEither way holy shit we did it, we started with a match after so long!
Renee looking yummy wummy as usual
The remarkable Renee Raquette
>>16260778Brother what is the source on this big dicked angel?
>>16260779It's just how she looks
>>16260776>it's not hardIt is. Smackdown had the same problem in 2018 and still didn't bother changing anything despite having way more resources.
OH NO THAT FAKE WALL THAT I JUST PUT UP IN THE HALLWAY! FUCK!
bah gawd
This is really bad
why are they rushing this angle
GYATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>16260746Sofia Falcone could strangle me to death any day desu
Why are they making Kamile into such a fucking geek?
>>16260792I want to chew on that arm fat
LMAOOOOOOOOO
Is Kenny Omega ever coming back?
Damn they're redoing the MJF Wardlow storyline with Moneigh and Kamille
Another fake wall, Tony?
statlander looks like shes been gaining weight
moné will never lose that belt
stat manhandling mercedes is working me into a shoot
THATS THE WALL BROTHER
C E HOEC E HOEC E HOE
big pop for big willy
>its another general e-drones post gay porn inwell its been fun
>>16260813He has a match in Japan on Jan 5th
>>16260810because Kamile's a woman's name
>>16260821that’s what my dad chants when she comes out lmaooo
>>16260813no>t. kota ibushi
That was a good promo package to get ticket sales up
>>16260814Feud should end with Kamille giving Skanks the nastiest stinkface imaginable
>>16260817Time to brace up the bed
KRIS BUTTLANDER
>Mercedes Mone hit the wall
>>16260792more like intercourse level amirite
mercedes literally just cut a good promo right there idk how people thinks she's bad at it
>>16260827hit em with a shoot filter
>>16260799Samckdown didn't change because Vinces ego is too big to ever downsize like that when he doesn't need to financially
>>16260842wasn't bad but people in general just don't give a shit about her
>>16260813Full Gear, inshallah
>>16260841more like Race Horse level
Where my Bruvs at?
>>16260838We say PHATlander round here boy
>>16260739anyone have tickets stats on Newark event?
E L E V A T E D
>>16260827>He's surprised by Tranny thirst traps>In an AEW threadTell us you're new without telling us that you're new.
>>16260847e-drones arent people
>>16260848half prices apps start at 2? Well shit.
>>16260827Haha yeah it's the dastardly edrones... definitely
>>16260848Don't post pictures of my girlfriend >>16260766
>>16260850Only the highest quality of slag for me
RJ and Renee becoming the new Scorp and James
Will is the most over babyface in this company right now
>>16260846>when he doesn't need to financiallyjust answered your own question as to why TK won't do it either
>Konosuke Kateshka
>>16260792Renee's meaty arms
why isnt ospreay in prison right now?
>>16260847her dicking around for so long before her first match really killed her run before it even started
man not to fat shame but it took me a solid five seconds to realize the camera was panning but that chick was not moving
That woman behind Will is the fattest human ever on a wrestling show.
NJPW bruv was goat
>>16260865When is James Angel debuting bros
>>16260776The stage isn't the problem. It's the lighting. Go watch Japanese shows and Indies and see how inconsistent the lighting is. American TV audience is used to well lit indoor shows like you'd see for NBA or WWE
>>16260850i'm telling my children this was the beatles
And Meltzer is chatting "ASSPLAY! ASSPLAY!"
>>16260863Based Ghetto Princess
Kyle looks like such a fsggot zoomer nowI miss the Hitler Youth cut
>>16260865PS5 status?
>Shaves head>Looks like generic CAWWhy do wrestlers do this?
>>16260871he paid the coppers off, bruv
I don't understand a word oceanspray is saying
>>16260865>the new Scorp and James>Be a shame if someone reminded corporate neither are on the payroll anymore in an urgent email>And a reminder any PS5 found in their offices is WBD property
this neonazi is now based
>>16260863Good for Gabbi
>>16260885Still sitting here playing ps4 like a heathen
>>16260857>>16260860Im just sick of e-drones getting to use gamethreads as gay porn exchanges with no recourse
OH MY SCIENCE IT'S BERLYN!
>>16260888that's a solid 7 in bongland
>>16260891Proper English Bruv
>Fletcherholy motherfuckindimesola
>Me you DavisO'Khan and Jeff.... forgotten...
>Randy Naurton
>>16260888ME CHOCO CHUMS TONY I GOT TUH AHV UHM
nailed it
>>16260883he looks like a man now, he looked like a twink before
it be your own niggas sometimes
Is it just me or is Kyle sexier with the short hair?
kyle fletcher is my most dimes gained wrestler of 2024
Did you also let him fuck your wife?
>>16260877He actually did an indie show recently. Also he does these now: https://www.squadup.com/hosts/7408591/events
>>16260888AMBERLYNN REID IS ALL ELITE
Holy shit BRUV knows how to throw a fucking screwdriver
>>16260896He's going to try hard to get a PS5 Pro now
>>16260892>>16260885We need a Scorpio PS5 on a pole match
based spike
>>16260783>>16260783>>16260783>>16260783NEEEEEEEEEEW
>>16260914BRUV I LET YA SHAG ME MISSES
>>16260880unfortunately you can't impregnate the vtuber anime girls you jack off to
>Post yfw Kyle has another screwdriver in his other pocket
>>16260865what the fuck happened to scorpio anyway
>>16260911I mean, Kyle has made some umm... choices hair wise, but this buzzcut hairdo does compliment him fully
>>16260930
>>16258523Based card
