AEW Dynamite is live TONIGHT! from the Total Mortgage Arena in Bridgeport!TONIGHT! 8pm ET/7pm CT on TBS!Do not missed the absolutely STACKED show with major Full Gear implications!>Mox seizes the SuperStation TBS>FTR vs. House of Black (Full Gear 4-Way Contenders Series)>Konosuke Takeshita vs. Adam Cole (Cole must win to face MJF at Full Gear)>Switchblade Jay White and Juice Robinson vs. Hangman Adam Page and Christian Cage>We’ll hear from Bobby Lashley>We’ll hear from Jamie Hayter>We’ll hear from Will Ospreay>Lio Rush vs. Swerve Strickland>Lance Archer vs. Roderick Strong (Falls Count Anywhere)>Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. vs. Penelope Ford
>3 gamethreads alreadyIn case you've been living under a rock, AEW is on FIRE right now.
>>16260905HAN SOLO WAKKA CHOKA JUMBALA
Where is my boy Rico?
>we never got a Pac/Osprey mumble off
>you went to my son's school to help me pick my son up>will you are a hypocrite Jesus end this
>>16260790Where is number 2 at? Also the only fire I see is the dumpster fire.
I only understand about 73% of what BRUV says
>>16260930
>Kenny mentioned>someone goes WOO!Kek Kenny is the GOAT
Man I kinda don't give a fuckola about this feudola
>>16260932they look like brother and sister. gross.
NAUR NAUR NAUR
Damn Kyle really is a jobberOnly thing of note he's done is get Top Flight's sloppy secondsHe is just like Ospreay
>>1626093973% is made up words
>>16260783Did Jamie come out yet
OKADER
>>16260941absence makes the heart grow fonder.... etc etc
SODALLLAD
WHAAAAAAT IIIIIVE DOOOOOOONEI FACE MYSELF
imagine unironically enjoying this
O'KadaO'MegaO'Spreay
If they were serious about this match they'd make them wear kappa and be in athletic gear
kyle finally feels like a real guy
>>16260950Kek
Translation please
Fletcher vs Ospreay is an easy 5 star match
>this is now AEW relevantbased
in hindsight NJPW probably shoulda found some extra change to keep Kyle
Fletcher and OceanSpreay shouldn't be allowed to talk for more than 2 mins.
>Let me tell you what my weak limb is so you can work it during the match!genius storytelling Tony
nobody calls this guy mr ppv
gas the jews robinson
>WE SENR YOUR KIND TO THAT PRISON ISLAND FOR A REASON, BRUV!!
"Sod all" is what Will said there, for the Americans"You done sod all" aka "you did fuck all"
>OI MOI LITTEL BOI IS HOLDIN' MY HAND>AND HE GOT A BIG PIECE O' BREAD PIE IN HIS MOUTH>YOU AIN'T STEALIN' MY BOI'S BREAD PIEJesus Will that's hardcore
>>16260964i love you too
>Ospreay is standing on his toes to promo face to face with KyleGrim.
>>16260969i do
>motherlover
>Mother loverMama Wayne status?
>>16260932too busy harassing zack sabre jr>>16260953TO CROSS OUT WHAT I HAVE DOOOONE
that black boy is not your real son, will
IM COMING FOR EVERYTHING
YOU WOHNT THE MATCH LADU BLUDDY FLIPPIN WELL RUDDY GOT IT GUVNA
OI MATE OI COUNDAN EEN FEEL MY WEE LITTLE WOGGER
>Are we standing around like *piped in crowd noise*guess they're dead too
>tfw we're living in a timeline where Hobbs might join united empire
HOBBS IS BACK?
>>16260969I was calling him Mister PPV..
>>16260969I call him Sir Gentleman PPV
>Will HobbesDid...did I miss something?
>>1626097997' Steve was desperately trying to be a Bruv. The earring says it all.
hobbs is now an honorary BRUV
whos the big guy that kinda looks like brian cage?
Since when are Ospreay and Powerhouse friends?
ME LIL NIPPERS AT 'OME EATIN FACKIN BEANS LADIM OUT HERE PUTTIN ON 5 STAR BANGERZ M8
Geez, did Brian Cage's roid/HGH gut get even worse?
they missed the curse button
I would've giggled my head off if Archer squashed
>>16260991I KNOW!AND LOOK AT HOW HE'S BEEN WORKING OUT!!
It was too dark
Dynamite has been garbage for the last several months. Maybe I should start investing in WWE.
Who the fuck always tells the announcers they are going into commercial and then they just don't?
Turn a fucking light on cant see anything
>>16260964>48 yrs old>doesnt look a day past 35how?
>>16260999he's friends with everyone who isnt his enemy
>>16260999Hobbes has probably been in the most number of random factions in AEW, every other week he's in a new one
>>16260999Trips of confusionHobbs returned and attacked the Callis family with Ospreay cause "his contract ran out and Callis didn't renew it"
Roddy vs TEMu Drew
Lmao
>>16260991came back last week
>>16260998I believe that is Brian Cage 2.
>>16261000DUDE WTF ARE YOU EVEN SAYING is my usual reaction
>>16260997Bruv from another Muv
Ospreay has the right idea in terms of passion and delivery but he just sort of rambles a bit and also he's British.Also when did he backstab Kenny? They never liked each other, that was the whole point
>>16261021I laff
TAKE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH BILL YOU CUNT
>>16261022U LAD TRIPPIN FER ME WONGA SON??? YOU BLEEDIN OFF YOUR HEAD SUNSHINE??
>>16261019Remember when Game of Thrones was like this and the producers blamed the fans saying they need to fix their tv settings?
>>16261019roddy is 100% a real one for taking bumps in pitch darkness
BRUV ME FAVORITE FISH N CHIPS JOINT TURNT INTO A BLOODY KEBAB SHOP
>>16261009WWE is way worse, fren.
>>16261026He said he stabbed Kenny, not backstabbed, you know, with the screwdriver.
>>16261026he literally stabbed kenny with a screwdriver
>>16261018Then who is Shein Drew?
>zesty cum saucewhat they mean by this
this shit fucking sucks. smack your desk if you agree.
Those KFC tendies look pretty good
>>16261019nice table spot ya got there
>in a world where wrestling is everything...>a girl wants to be a wrestler.....whoa........
>put on Invincible Fight Girl>the world is literally divided between wrestlers and accountants>wrestlers travel annually to accountant island to get their taxes done>matches can happen anytime like it's fucking Medabots>ring shoots from spaceI won't lie, I became sold
>>16261044malakai stop playing with the lights
>>16261043your bloated ass doesn't need any more tendies>Verification not required.
>>16261047and get this.... she's BLACK!
>>16261019>lights out match
Was there an opening match? I came home late and tuned in when Ospreay and Fletcher were talking
>>16261032Lotta meat on those buns
>>16261038>>16261039He said he "stabbed" Okada too right before and that obviously wasn't literal (plus like 200 people watching the show even know about that)
Is the girl in the tye dye pull over a proper Brit girl?
>I drove 30 minutes to see Lance ArcherThe one Archer fan in existence
For me, it's LA Cage
Lance Archer has Rick James hair
>>16260783>skipping numbersGRIM
>>16261058christian hangman vs bbghangman pinned juice
>>16261010are you watching the ad free triller version without realizing it lmao
Idea for a Vince McMahon style gimmick wrestler: "The Dilator" he looks like Lance Archer but he wears BDSM gear and has plastic dildos on his shoulderpads and helmet like a German WW1 kaiser helm, he promises that he will GAPE his enemies
Archer has convinced me to get a tramp stamp
>>16261058Ganbang Gang jobbed out to Xtian and Hangma'am
>>16261062We don't knowHer name might not even be Brittany
>>16261019dim
>>16261065and an asshole the size of a mason jar
>>16261078
>mfw kenny returns
>>16261081okay, how you know?
>>16261071>Hard Gay>But for Zoomers
>>16261064For me it's La Parka
Damn MJF must have Fios for an image that clean
>>16261072Based, I am a hardcore biker...i have a trampstamp of motorcycle handlebars and under it it says "Ride It"
>>16261047I get what the accountant shit is supposed to be but It's almost too lame
he's nothing without the moustache
that's a nasty hash on his forearm
I'm only here for Takeshita
>>16261086you don't know?
>>16261085The dude completely betrayed his stable after they pushed his tag partnerAnd it was hilarious
>>16261089not doing parka and rush at all in next year would be a criminal act
Someone tell the trooncord to stay in the game threads and to stop spamming the board with new threads about AEW
LOLRODDYWINS whelp that means Take-A-Shit is jobbing to Atom Smol
DAMN ADAM COLE LOOKIN REAL JACKED BAY BAY
i thought cole and dmd wouldnt be on the same show
YOU KNOW IM ABOUT TO COOMADAM COOMBAYBAY
>>16261099what is aggressive performance style?
>Takeshita rises on the boom
coles theme is pretty gud
lads I swear to god I will never watch this company again if cole wins Tony will lose a from day 1 fan
Who's the Japanese man? Cole or Take?
even more yellowhis liver and kidneys are shutting down bros
ATOM SMOL LAZY!
They're doing the ECW thing where the matches start right after another
I love when they play the theme over a fight. it's like anime.
COVER HIM
Boom or Doom!
why does he still look like he has jaundice?
>>16261112high impact sexual violence, obscure japanese wrestling style
>>16261122based as fuck
>adam still insisting on this yellow tanhey good for him, I guess
>>16261110they were probably swingers, thats common for wrestling couples
>>16261127his AIDS medication is harsh on the liver I'm afraid
>>16261120He's using low quality fake tan
LOL ATOM SMOL's music is going and they had to Pipe in the "BOOMS!" and the "Atom Smol BAYBAy"
ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE
>>16261067'tis tradition I'm afraid
man i loved wipeout. it's still no MXC
Yellow on yellow violence
luv dynamite'ate adam colesimple as
gonna stop watching aew for a while if cole wins this
I wonder if Adam Cole will ever become so anti dimes that the fans stop doing the adam cole bay bay during his entrance
>>16261122it's fun for the audience and actually works well on TV.
>>16261112It's an Aika special
if cole wins we riot
>>16261134why doesn't he take the one you're on
>>16261132He's got shit travel spray tan. I swear he looks normal in the video game streams and the podcast with Evil Uno
>>16261144see you Saturday
>>16261150>no u
WELL IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BOOM
>>16261150anon, don't be insensitive. Cole has Beast Man Aids. it's a separate virus and needs separate drugs.
>>16261118Oh Cole's winningTony fears him leaving for the fed I'd say
>>16261149I watch this company mostly to see only a few people taka included fuck them if cole wins
>Adam Coleholy grimola
>>16261145That shit was so fucking awkward, looked like he was gonna blow him or propose to him
That was a nice neckbreaker
>>16261162Mr. Kumquat, what is your favorite collection of pixels (image) you have saved? Would you post it in this forum thread please!
>>16261171but that’s the best part
>>16261161>Beast man aids
>>16261154you spend your time watching him play video games and doing a podcast with evil uno?
>>16261161>Beast Man AidsNo way anyone else picks up this sick reference on this shithole board, like Rake Yohn once fuckin said.
>>16261166I cant think of any hardcore AEW fan I've spoken to that rates him. Just the crossovers.
that was raw strength
>>16261118he is going to win now, hes so retarded why the FUCK is takeshita losing
>>16261175
Best Blue Thunder Bomb in the business!
Poor Take
>>16261178zoom zoom
>>16261160>THEY ALL SCREAM, MAX
>>16261175Damn that'll likely be a throwbackLemme look Probly this
that's it I'm gonna rub one out to recent naked pics of Missy Hyatt
>>16261128does konosuke engage in aggressive performance style?
>>16261160What i was thinking, kek. Atom is a mess
>>16261195Who is she saluting?
>>16261182my man
god takeshita rules
Takeshita is special. I think he's better than Okada
i can understand wanting to push cole...but why have him win these matches clean against dudes twice his size?make him do sneaky shit without going full heel
Cole genuinely looks unhealthy and seriously ill, jaundiced and greasy
>>16261205NNN murdering this dude's soul rn
we did it takeshitabros
>Needs to cheat to beat atom smolkek what a jobber jap
Takeshita runs the ropes better than almost anyone else
>>16261205o...kay?
good Takeshita won
BAFED
based
>>16261204UPVOTED !
based FUCK ATOM SMOL
>>16261215Okada had the Japan version of the Roman Reigns treatment respectively, it's not a fair 1-1 so I think you're right
thank fucking god the elementary schooler didn't win
Easy win for Takeshita
Takeshita didn't need a ring to beat Cole but I understand why they did that, to keep Cole somewhat strong
Thank god
I am so glad they didn't make Takeshita eat the pin there
BASED FUCK AIDS COLE
Good has triumphed over evil.
based yellow cole doing the needful job
>more black and gold NXT wanking
YES!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
lmao roddy almost got launched out the roof by his nuts
I want MJF's big booty masseuse back
>IT CUMSCumbrain Jones over here Excalibur
I'M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU MY KING
>>16261205Prime Hyatt could get it
Adam Cole looks like a banana laying there
Well the plus was Atom Smol didn't win
>>16261245bros.. was cole the yellowy poster this whole time?
>this O'Reilly shit againThey already wrapped this up let this shit go
Bring out the Fish!!
lol Adam Cole loses
>>16261245Atom looks like hes taking chem treatment to grow height sinular to how Yellow Basterd grew his d*** back
Malakai bros….why didn’t he cheat to win…
>>16261254More like Missy GYATT amirite??
If takeshita has to lay down for Rico so be it if it means becoming champ.
>>16261206many are saying this
>>16261009It's all shit
>>16261258Not opposed to smaller guys in wrestling as a rule, but they should lose regularly
I TOLD YOU IDIOTS COLE WAS LOSING
this dynamite feels so messy
nobody wants to see these dimeless faggots together anymore for the love of fucking god stop putting them on TV
>>16261262FOLKSOLKS
>>16261275not your call, bitch
>>16261268Ricochet has a title match at the Dome, they're just pumping him up for that
excalibur fucking sucks
>>16261271that gimmick was hilarious and I don't even watch wwe. wonder where corbin's gonna end up
Wheeler Yuta makes no sense in this faction.
>>16261274It's actually been halfway decent compared to the past few moths
>>16261259>>16261264I hope Cole keeps doubling down on that color of tan
>>16261254yup
NEO MOXI and the TEMU NWO!
This show has the worst fucking pacing. Just brawling and dudes doing run-ins over and over again with a match inbetween that just led to more dudes running in to do stuff.
>>16261289Babysitter anon, stop
>they will never pair bobby fish and keith lee as a pair of time traveling victorian era pugilists with vocabularies as refined as their moustacheswhy even live
>>16261289Babysitter bro reel it back a little
>>16261291da unpredictability !!
>mina hasn't cum yet>can't bust a yellowy load to TDPMy balls are aching bros.
I miss them bros.
guys joining me
CNN BREAKING NEWS: AEW WRESTLER JON MOXLEY HAS BEEN ARRESTED AND CHARGED WITH ILLEGALY INTERCEPTING ELECTRONIC COMMUNICATIONS, A STATUE UNDER THE US COMMUNICATIONS ACT
Marty Scurll bros, are we ever getting that damn AEW debut? What's the deal? How long we gotta wait?
How mighty is all mighty?
Lashley is huge
>>16261295Fuck off with your stupid unfunny soiboi humor
>>16261181I get bored grinding in Zombies.
I don't care for black people
LASHLEY LASHLEY LASHLEY LASHLEY
Lots of e-drones watching tonight. Just a reminder please don't kill yourselves yet, I know being transgender must be hard or whatever but we need you to watch Full Gear. Thanks!
>The Hurt Syndicatelmfao are you kidding me that's the name? jesus Tony
how wet is Renee's pussy right now?
OH YOU FINNA KNOW IT RENEE
Is what Mox is doing what the Elite storyline suppose to be ?
Bobbo's coming for his son's match tonight
BOBBO and the look Renee gave them. You just know
aew didn't really need this stable
Bobbo looking like a million bucks
ayo
>kills JD drake or no reasonthank you mox, i hate that fat fuck
>>16261289I respect the sheer commitment of going & finding this image, babysitteranon
ANOTHER ENTRANCE ATTACK COME ONNNN
JD Drake is much more entertaining than Claudio
>JD DrakeI miss Dark, bros.
PAC?
I wish Shafir would handcuff herself to me
JD Drake bros... not like this
>>16261283Pinning Zack Sabre Jr. next week. You heard it here first
>>16261335Roddy please
>F@#% the hard camholy empty
I demand Peter Avalon vs Bobbo This is a threat.
>>16261338Kys Roddy. She’s getting MOXXED
The Dork Riders beating up some fat shitter from Catering... So Badass.
I wish Shafir would Death Ride me
>>162613333-4 hour Dark during covid was the most comfy times
>>16261333Same, it's the only AEW show I care for. I stopped watching everything else pretty much, this is the first Dynamite I've seen in months. I just want fucking Dark back
Need Marina to STEP on me
>>16261312I keep meaning to get jnto Zombies but my wagelsaving hours this week have been brutal and now I'm sickWill probably spend tomorrow night listening to podcasts and mowing down Zombies desu
Mox looks like a shaved albino ape
>There are AEWfags that voted for Trump
i would never take a bump for an ugly jewish woman like marina shafir
>>16261345so does Roddy. That chair's not getting any closer to the hotel bed
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THEM BEANS A LOT THE LAST FEW DAYS
GOATEE MOX
>GO BACK TO ROMAN
I feel like they've tried to squeeze two or three shows worth of promos into one week.
>>16261346SRS said on his Q&A that there are a lot of people in the company that want Dark back. It would be a great counter to WWEID
>>16261343Do you think Moxley can even fuck anymore or does he just drink, *hic* and fall asleep mid-pants taking off?
>>16261355he really does, he's got retard chimp strength
have a feeling this will be the lowest $ drawing AEW PPV of all time
Moxi trying to do a Triple H Cosplay now with that bread
I would give Claudio some stiff European uppercuts if you know what I mean
Remember that week when Hologram was featured on Dynamite? That was pretty sweet
>>16261372I don't think it will go lower than Full Gear or All Out from 2020 but it will def be very low. the card is absolute ass.
Do you think Orange Cassidy lives with Tony Khan?
new>>16261386>>16261386>>16261386>>16261386
>>16261354pro tip: there's a vending machine near the barrier between the hotel and bowling alley that spawns random items every time you hit the bottom of it. Ranges from essence to kill streaks to automatically pack-a-punching.
>>16261385Then he caught a virus
OH MY SCIENCE! IT"S POCKETS!
>>16261389>>16261389>>16261389>>16261389>>16261389NEEEEEEEEEW
>>16261376I don't follow..
>>16261372Not practical, they've all been strong for a long time and have been stronger than in eras where the ratings have been way better
>>16261337wrong bald dude>>16261317cole is this shade of yellow kek
>Rocky Romero flexing his powers as shadow booker for AEW/CMLL/NJPW
>>16261374did paul invent facial hair?
>>16261356yes. Ayarian Elite Wrestling
>>16261405the REAL invisible hand
THE WORD OF THE DAY IS INSEMINATION AS IN WE GONNA INSEMINATE OURSELVES INTOTHIS SITUATION
>>16261428kek based
>>16260783As I was scrolling past this thread I thought Shelton Benjamin was Naito.
