AEW Dynamite is live TONIGHT! from the Total Mortgage Arena in Bridgeport!TONIGHT! 8pm ET/7pm CT on TBS!Do not missed the absolutely STACKED show with major Full Gear implications!>Mox seizes the SuperStation TBS>FTR vs. House of Black (Full Gear 4-Way Contenders Series)>Konosuke Takeshita vs. Adam Cole (Cole must win to face MJF at Full Gear)>Switchblade Jay White and Juice Robinson vs. Hangman Adam Page and Christian Cage>We’ll hear from Bobby Lashley>We’ll hear from Jamie Hayter>We’ll hear from Will Ospreay>Lio Rush vs. Swerve Strickland>Lance Archer vs. Roderick Strong (Falls Count Anywhere)>Dr. Britt Baker, D.M.D. vs. Penelope Ford
I like OC's black gear. Makes him look a lot more serious
Dark Orange era
>>16261386e-drones seething keke
>>16261386Get OC off the mic, he's not a main eventer
orange cassidy fights with his hands in his pockets and doesn't take the match seriously so innovative
WATCH WWE PLEASE!
first for Rocky Romero showing up in every stable
Pockets is flanked by the rest of the Retardation
>>16261376this but the beast mortos
OC as THE HEART doesn't click for me
>shut up Yutalol
Orange sounds like a generic mycareer voice actor
>>16261386>Aggressive Performance Style thread
>Shut uplmao
>tfw no scapegoat gf
FIRST OFF, I NEED TO JOB OUT YOUR PIN EATER, JON
this is embarrassing. Wrestling school is going to beat them again
Kek shut up you pawn
everyone wants to burn it down and run it as they see fit. But then they have to learn paylocity and resourcing and legal and then they don't want to
>>16261415People with Rock based names are the wrestling illuminati.
>Im no ones pawn!!>shut upKek
>>16261422You son of a bitch!
ok but whats in the suitcase doe?
>>16261391Thanks adviceanonHave a pre-whale Shider.
>>16261422based beast fucker
I think this version of Jon would be better as a lone wolf
The areal assassin darby allen
>>16261446papers, a spare charger, Roddy's cuck key
AND ANOTHER RUMBLE
Anytime darby shows up, the crowd comes alive
>>16261446The World Title e-drone bro
>>16261447Cheerleader Julia….home.
>>16261446Why is she dressed like Darby?
I love that lil nigga so much it's unreal
>>16261434How big is the dick?
The 30th brawl of the night
>>16261447worth it. Also it's once per round. And if you equip the Melee Machiatto you'll break it
>>16261463twice as big as yours
Why would he stop just because he jumped in the truck bed lmao??? Just drive away
Darbybros...
Just catching up now. Why do Christian and Hangman Page not like each other. I don't think they've ever interacted outside of helping each other beat Jay White. What history was Excalibur referring to. Does Tony think they feuded because of /pw/? kek
JESUS CHRIST DARYB LMAO
>Miro (picture) sightingbasado
Kino segment
So we getting Darby vs Claudio in a falls count anywhere right?
I bet it's real fun throwing lil nigga around
RIP lil nigga
Darby is so awesome. It would be amplified if there was less small guys and he was the one little fuck that can hang. I think he'd have gotten over in Attitude
>>16261434YUMOLA!
I bet Yuta was late cause he was busy kissing Orange
>not opening with Hi Guys!This promo is already the shits
>>16261481darby has some spectacular IRL physics
Rene status?
claudio ramming darby into the wall at full speed was based af
>>16261446I want to bang her
Damn we're already at Gamethread #5? What a red hot promotion.
Ishii getting all this Dynamite time is based.
THANKS RENE
Fuck off Jericho
LUV RENEE!
>>16261493Old, haggard and dire
>wash my back in the shower
Orange wants to come off as a cool and lazy ass leader like Naito but he doesn’t have nearly as much aura as him to pull it off.
Ehhhhhhhhhh???? Ishii washed Jericho-san's bakku?
Based Ishy-E
>>16261507it's Japan, dawg. You go bathe at the bathhouse. You sit on the stool. You stare at the guys with the back tattoos and go "sugoi."
>>16261446>ok but whats in the suitcase doe?emergency gooning travel suitcase
>>16261511[Homosexual news]
for me it's "the redwood" big bill
>>16261507*Slowly creeps up behind u with a sponge*
Remember when Britt has a talking segment on Dark?
JeriKaren makes Ishi-EEE drop the soap confirm
>Okada nowhere to be seenkek did Tony forget about his toy?
>>16261508>Naito>AuraMaybe 6 years ago, stop living in the past retard-kun
No pyro?
ishiiiiiii
TDP
Tight
DR BRITT BAKERD M D
The only thing exciting about this angle is Darby randomly popping up to get killed. This shit is boring now. I dont want Shane in AEW cutting CTE riddled promos but this storyline has no juice anymore
Ishii created Choppa Phase 1 after washing Jericho's back for the thousandth time as payback
>match scrapped due to illness (strep throat)Sounds like a load of bullshit to me
>Wash my back in the showerKek
>>16261521*Slowly spreads dirty cheeks*
>no pyrowtf tony
>>16261531DELETE THIS
>>16261531big man has game
YELLOWY LOADS BROS WW@???
>>16261525Tony only hired him for the Kenny match, doesn’t know what else to do with him
>>16261525he just had a kid. aew promotes having a healthy family and work life balance so that the wrestlers don't end up doing murder suicides.
>>16261531WTF IS THIS REAL!?!?
>>16261494>lil edgy nigga gets RAMMED by swiss cyborg
>>16261542*backs away slowly bit sure-footedly*
GOOD LAWD PENELOPE
>no pyro for brittit's over
>after a 2 year plus layoffkek did Excalibur just accidentally reveal why Penelope wasn't on
I rev up Penelope Ford if you know what I mean
It's amazing how Penelope grew an ass and thighs during her time off.
I miss Ford's entrance song with the lyrics
SHE A SUPERBAD GIRL
SENSUAL PLAYERS
>>16261551Is it a Lil Future IWGP champ or a future Idol?
no pyro always loved you TK now have Penelope go over and have her in some sexy story
TIGHTDENTISTPUSSY
>>16261560PREGARATE?!
>>16261538Choppa phase 2 was invented to punish Jericho for his excess. How does JeriGOAT invent everything bros?
>>16261564but we lost the splits
Post Britt feet
Penelope should lick Britt in the middle of the match again
>>16261546Tony DOES NOT approve of yellowy loads
>>16261579Sacrifices must be made
>>16261570okada is a beast and his wife has crazy charismaif they raise a kid in america to be a wrestler it could be interesting to see
The crowd is dead silent
dana brooke looking good
>>16261386Take has to be the most /fa/ Wrestler going rn, right?
>>16261591they all goonin rn getting them yellowy loads ready for britt
>>16261583Based Lickbro
WE WANT MINA
>prep commercial during gayewthey sure know their audience
>HIV pills ad>during Dynamite
>>16261593Dana Brooke is the type of girl to ride you and then randomly just shit on your chest
>>16261586>That built-up ass>Grew up in PhillyImagine..Just imagine.
>>16261600soup is ahead of the curve and it's not even close
I miss monochrome wife
>>16261586Kip is a lucky man
>>16261607I didnt get that commercial, it's a hiv pill but you must be hiv negative to take it?????
>>16261603It really do be like that
>>16261611He's the guy to study if you're a rookie wrestler
>>16261603
>Mina promo after this matchBASED
>>16261605>>16261607They know tranniEs are hate watching
Just realized this is a Philly vs Pittsburgh match
Why is the backhand spring elbow a go to women's move?
Ngl guys that Cole vs Takeshita was honestly worse than the Malakai buddy ones.
>>16261622
>cutter
Tits McRiho is CUMMING
comfy dynamite tonight bros
>>16261624Garcia fan?
>>16261638is that slk on the right
>>16261642First one in a while too
I want to chew on Deeb's leathery clit
she just stuck her fingers in her mouth and that's the finisher?you guys watch this every week?
Mina is cooming
Deeb is dimeless I'm sorry
>>16261633People is the only one who does it in aew. Surprising that lady frost doesn't
MINA
Deeb
>>16261611He's so 80s.
>nobody carestrue
>mina and harleyIM GONNA BUST
Deeb needs to be cut when Tony gets serious about his roster
Britt botched her own move... but Tony called it a counter... come on we know you two are fucking.
>>16261638The girl on the left looks like Lulu from FF x
lol
I see Tony isn’t listening to my fire Rosa Britt and deeb idea.
MINAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BOOBER!!FUCKING LOOK AT THEM!!!!
>Harley on DynamiteWe're moving up Harley bros
Kino
>may the breast woman win
Renee looking old and haggard as usualMina looking breedable and cuddlable as usual
That promo just sold me on watching Collision more than anything else has in atleast six months.
Holy tits
tit for tit
MINA MINA MINA MINA >Corrisionlol
corrision
mina vs harley is already a MOTY candidate
BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED
TITS MCRIHO!
welp, time to whip out the ole 5.25 incher
now we getting serious about boobs, god bless.
IM WATCHING COLLISION
Orange loses, and Darby is the one to defeat Mox.
>tit shaking promo
>>16261675that's my fat alcoholic wife
>Come in >Ruin the fun>Make it about herTypical bogan behaviour
>>16261690jav code?
IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOOOM
more Harley Cameron pls TK
That tit off was BASED
I'm 1000% for Mina and Hayley being a team. I said this last week and was proven correct tonight.
I'm glad Harley has found a character. Came along way from her singing days two years ago.
DAMN no pop for Swerve
I SEE SWERVE, RATINGS DIVE
Harley truly gets it man. The Chelsea of AEW.
>>16261685Harley is lowkey the funniest person in the entire business
What the hell is Lio wearing?
What is worse, blacks wresting or womens wrestling?
>>16261719You mean you didn't enjoy her trying to turn Bowens straight?
Lio's coat is bigger than he is. Anyway when does he retire again?
>>16261706ironically aika has no tits
>>16261733It was a valiant attempt, but Bowens love for twink bussy is just far too strong
How long until Lio spergs out and quits wrestling again
>>16261730Nigga think he Bowser or something wtf
Does this bitch retire again after the match?
>>16261729She took over Toni's crazy very well
Lio has a tattoo for each time he retired from a promotion
I just remembered Lio's tweet demanding Tony apologize and I can't stop laughing
>e-drones acting like Lio has not been wrestling matches weekly for AEW already for months kek
>>16261733Them getting the entire crowd to shout "he's gay" was absolutely based. Bowens is based beyond belief.
>>16261386you know you faggots don't need to pretend like you get more gamethreads than you actually do. It's just try hard and makes you seem even more gay than usual. It's not a real metric.
>those flips
>>16261738But she does have giant nipples
When is Tony going to sign Cheeseburger and form a tag with him and Lio Rush
>Hot Japanese lady shakes her tits Fine, I will watch collision
Is there a webm of the tit shake-off?
>>16261761It's tradition BITCH
HARLEY CAMERON IS ONLY 30 YEARS OLD WTFSHE LOOKS LIKE A GRANDMAshe's also ugly and unfunny
>>16261733>>16261739>>16261760Is Bowens our gay?
>>16261770Kys Britt
>>16261754I could never take him seriously after he botched the Promo with Taz when they were fighting over Dante. The, "I'm a fighter!" promo.
>>16261754What was that for again??
>>16261771Yes
>>16261770Deeb is the leathery grandma
That iPhone commercial is DUMB
>>16261763I just want back to confirm and she does indeed have tits and regular size nipples. I apologize.
>>16261780when he called big swole a shitter
>>16261780I think it was related to that one black chick wrestler that was let go. I forget her name but she has chron's or something
an eel has appeared
>>16261771Fraid so.
>>16261780>girl1: Kumquat >brush: distintas.net >girl2: literally and unquestionably me
>>16261780When Tony said “I fired big swole for being terrible”
>>16261742KEK>>16261740I give him a year
>>16261785>>16261774britt, deeb AND harley cameron are all old and haggard
>>16261795>>16261799>>16261804And what is Swole doing now?Working in a Bakery or something?
>>16261809You're not fooling anyone Renee
this is functionally good but i dont care about black people
Is this Lio's best match in AEW?
Whats the point of having avatar use being bannable but when people use porn as avatars they never get banned
this might be opium
I like boobs.
>>16261834What are you talking about?
these niggas in a tag team would rule
>>16261830We don't notice skin color here
>>16261840based anon
>>16261842soft nipples that semi-blend with the skin are God-tier
>>16261840
>>16261840they need to be a fucking unit, it would rule so hard
>>16261831his match with shelton a couple weeks ago was solid as well. lio can still go
>>16261844Your love for Hobbs has made you a good woman, Anna.
stamford connecticut
What does Bobbo stand for?
Swervebros.... Stanford?!
>>16261840>renee didn’t start shaking toofor shame
BASED BOBBO
>>16261844I would put over Anna cleanly
>this is bridgeport chantskek
>>16261674>>16261674>>16261674>>16261674>>16261674NEEEEEEEEW
I hope Nana doesn't get hurt
bucks breaking bucks, I've seen it all now.
>>16261861>Renee moved more and seemed more interested when interviewing the Hurt Syndicatewhat did she mean by this?
black dont crack
Bridgeport, Stamford. Does it matter? All of Connecticut is WWE country.
I was going to give AEW a try tonight, but I took a nap and only just woke up. I'm sorry guys.
not nana you mother fuckers
Nana took a slow motion mega bump
clap clap clap this is bridgeport
THAT BUMP BY NANA LMAOOOOO
The fans don't give a fuck about this segment and are chanting Bridgeport
>>16261904what a beast lmao
Hayter Hayter Hayter
more julia kino
...fuck that edit got me
Oh...ok I'm interested
Renee getting a lot of work tonight these Julia promos are dimes
I want Jamie to be my wife
it's weird to think back to the cheerleader days and then they best thing they ever did was say "you're a goth archer with magic now"
>ftr main eventingsee you next week lads
>>16261929She knew she was hanging out with Janetteys and decided to jump ship.
Did they cut Jamie's promo short?
We got the Wyatt Sicks at Home
>>16261936Anon use your deductive reasoning:>Jamie comes out to promo and says she has 1 goal>Interrupted by a spooky Julia Hart promo to "wake up"You can do it. C'mon. You can figure it out. What could these two things have in common?
>>16261932I like pineapple on my pizza and I'm not afraid to say it
>>16261936
>>16261936Maybe Julia paid the truck to cut her off?
How do you get in Private Party's MVP area?
>>16261920I aleays thought this dog was wearing a riot vestMy perception is ruined now
>>16261959get the Groupon it's not a real private room
>>16261962So 2 is a group?
Why did these dudes get rid of SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS, it was the only shit keeping them over
What the fuck is this going to be a 6 minute match?
so julia coming back to help HOB win at the ppv yeah?
>>16261972It'll run over
>>162619726 minutes too long
>>16261960
Time for HOB to job to FTR, or Dax will throw a tantrum on Twitter.
>>16261959Your date needs to be all kinds of hot
>>16261968It was the better song
>>16261989My date isn't even real
That was well timed
>>16261989Will Hobbs is a lucky man!
>commercial at 1 minute before top of the hourThis match is gonna be 15 minutes isn't it
>>16262022If we're lucky
>>16262017I LOVE YOU HOBBSBRO
>>16262040The feeling is as mutual as Will and Anna's deep love for each other, bro
>>16262040She's too hot for wrestling
>>16262017Who is the other girl?
>>16261815
>>16262054Faggot Henley
FTR Hair strong
>ref watching Malakai moonsault instead of counting the pinkek
>>16262055>2 years agoShe made it
>>16261386
>>16262055>Mia Yim>2022What the fuck?Wasn't she still in WWE at that time??
>>16262063Based camera work
>>16262063Built for West Philly Thug Rapper BBCs.
>>16262073>>16262073>Built for West Philly Thug Rapper BBCs.NahBut this is
>>16262065If we're not talking about her time in TNA, I don't know about it.
BASEDFUCK FTR
>>16262054Tesha Price
