Pain 4 Pleasure edition(Monday night was based as Dakota returned and /arrrrgirls/ got the dub over the dyke cricket collective. It seems as if Iyo is getting borrowed by the Watermelon Kweens for War Games leaving Kairi in limbo. Hopefully she can get in on the action for the new women's US title and maybe actually win a singles title. Who knows what the future holds other than Kairi will remain cute. We sail onto to the next adventure with the Pirate Princess leading the way!)Previous: >>16217289Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareTheme of Kairi's Krew:https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09Socials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
First for IYO SKY (I have no pic of Kairi saved, sorry).Long live the pirate queen though.
>>16263454That's OK... Iyo is part of the Krew but you should definitely get some Kairi's
Hat Hojo
Let's post Kairi wearing hats!
>>16263493what an adorable chubster!
>cringe memefrog in opyeah i'll slide this thread
>>16263573You are just pretending to seethe to make me feel better. I know it.
hat nerd alert!
>https://x.com/Himanshu_Doi/status/1856917847160897813kairi might be about to singlehandedly pull the greatest free agent heist of the century
>>16263711Isn't she a lock for AEW already?
>>16263711Nice. Before we know it Mina Shirabooba will be part of the Krew and looking to steal a kiss from /arrrr/ girl
>new kairi thread
>>16263711Team Pancake Butt
>>16263737all the more reason for WWE to swoop in and steal her>>16263781Garbage
>>16263711>>16263747I see Kairi has a type: big booba ladies who are older than her.She really is just like me fr
Peace Pirate
>>16263641Would Arale Kairi be the strongest wrestler in kayfabe?
>>16264168Pancakes4Peace
https://x.com/theonemonaa/status/1856800521325351194kek
>>16264857>Thank you for doing your due diligence and crediting the ORIGINAL person that took the video. It's important to respect other content creator's footage!
>>16263445Kairi wasn't really seriously hurt, it looked way fucking worse than it was she she was lucky and just got busted open the hard way
>>16264857>kairi that close>not giving head pats
>>16263641what is this from?
>>16265095its the anime the DBZ guy made before DBZ
>>16263641cute girl working the hot dog stand at the food court
>>16265302i meant when did kairi wear this
>>16263711Is ChanMina smaller than KAIRI?
>>16263445Kairi was heemed by Charlotte and then Nia Jax before leaving. She almost was killed or crippled. She didn't cry about it she took drugs and kept wrestling.
>>16265639she's a true worker, brother
>>16265781*dies in kawaii*kek
>>16265639that's the old school way of doing itwhen are we gonna get perc hojo????
>>16263445She's so tough!
>>16265781So dramatic
Cheese.
>>16266534
>>16266581Cheese is a chad
>>16266181Tough as a 2 dollar steak
>>16263445H A R D C O R EOJO
>>16263503Kairi DOES love the Lord her God.
>>16263737WWE can get whoever they want whenever they want. Tony doesn't like women wrestling anyway, so HHH could just throw in Pete Dunn to sweeten the deal and whatever contracts Mina had prior wouldn't matter anymore.
>>16267072>Tony doesn't like women wrestling anyway,and yet he wasted millions on Horsa
>>16267300And it did absolutely nothing for him. She is easily the worst signing he's made
>>16263559sex with this Kairi is best
>>16267612ok, how you know
>>16267612Gentle, consensual love-making for the purpose of procreation though, right?
>>16267801Nah, dangerous swashbuckling pirate sex
>>16266581its weird how similar their teeth look
>>16263445Kairi is a baddass
Built for Asuka.
>>16263445
>>16268090Mmmmmm Kairi is the ultimate badass
>>16268543mmmmmmm I love a woman who's also a baddass.....
>>16268543Biker Pirates
Good night Kairimaniacs
>>16268543State of the badass art!
No WarGames?
Be wary of ZILF's.
>>16269636We love ZILF's here!
>>16269370I don't want to talk about it.
>>16270052how old was Kairi here?
>>16270052>class of 13do the math
>>16269370its a touchy subject in the krew
>>16269952God, those thick, stocking clad, joshi wrestler legs work me into a full, unending shoot.
>>16270052Not saying she ain't looking cute here...But Kairi has truly aged like a fine wine.
Jade once again hits Kairi with some futa while grabbing her booba. I'm beginning to suspect something is going on here guys.
>>16271218if there is a video of this I can try making a webm, for science
>>16271232I don't remember the match. Maybe a dark match.
>>16271218>but who was futa?
>>16271326its from a house show>>16271359thats jades shoe kek
>>16271359that's a boot blindbro
>>16271218hot
>>16271218>>16273174Jade is Kairi's chocolate lover
>>16273174Jade is a lucky futa.
.
US title bracket is only slopdown girls
>>16273876love this smug little plushie like you wouldn't believe
>>16273902I wish it wasn't fanmade because I would buy one for my office.
>>16273876Cute!
>larry has merch>cheese doesn't
is this true bros??
>>16263559
>>16263737That's what people thought about Stephane Vaquer and look where she is now.
>>16264066Me too. Maybe Kairi can try to get Maya Yukihi into the NXT/WWE too.
>>16275179CHEESE!
>>16267490Phil will forever be the worst signing Tony ever made. Think of how much goodwill he sacrificed to try and keep him happy. All for nothing. Phil left for WWE anyway.
>>16270052Is that former Stardom, and Kairi's possible opponent in Marigold, Natsumi Showzuki in the photo with Kairi.
>>16271218Jaido-onee is in lesbian heaven with all the sexy 'E bitches she gets to lick down. Tony KWAB could never compete.
>>16274940lol what?
>>16274940>"what's the deal, with nee-sans?"
>>16274940Good to see Kairi's Fan making a return. Always makes cute Kairi OC.
THERE GOES MY HOJOWATCH HER AS SHE GOEShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWZzo4SpsmI
>>16275427is this person someone of note in the Kairi Kommunity ? I am unfamiliar.
>>16275448No, just a Twitter poster who did daily shops of Kairi and was generally super friendly.
Kairi would heem both Mike Tyson and Jake Paul at the same time!
>>16276172Big true!
>>16276172kairi already went clean over the world's most talented combat sports athlete, those two midcarders would never even be in the square circle with her
>>16268543>>16268694>Somebody order a badass? We got a badass here!
>>16274232>cheese doesn't
>>16277508>>16274232
>>16277513based shirtI need one
>>16271667>thats jades shoe>>16271676>that's a bootMy disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined
I wonder how much Kairi's bedazzled telescope is worth? It seems like a rare treasure.
>>16263559Big hat Kairi
>>16277669I wonder where she plundered it from.
>>16277669Nice digits. I would estimate it's worth more than a crown jewel belt but less than a Cleopatra egg.
>>16277960a rival pirate captain, I should like to think
>LOOK IN MY EYES>I AM DE CAPTAIN NOW :3
>>16278005kekwant to be dominated by Kairi like Wakawant to dominate Kairi like Jadeit's the pirate's paradox
>>16278005There is lots of sexual tension in that stare.
Kairi
>>16277513Does she sell this through her fan club, because it's not on the WWE web shop.
>>16277912
>>16276989No wonder Brock keeps dodging her.
Banana Pirates
>>16278514kek the mic looks huge next to her
>>16279218I fear the Cheese shirt is custom merch, like the Kairi plushie.
>>16280084I've been itching for a chance to fire this webm off at someone but /arrrr/ has been anti-free lately. Nobody to laugh at.
>>16280499If I recall right a fan made it for her as a gift on the old NXT house show loop in Florida. It's a one off custom, was never for sale to fans.
>>16280153
>>16280597Keep it close and laugh at antis who say dumb shit
>>16280966We don't have antis on /arrrr/
>>16280499speaking of rare custom merch...
>>16281250How do I get kabuki girl pee?
>>16281272Secret menu item at Ribera. Very expensive. Top shelf stuff.
>>16281382So if I power through the mark steak I get kabuki girl pee?
>>16281250who isn't banned from twitter? someone tweet that at Kairi and Asuka. Kairi will retweet it because she can't read
>>16280084Ah, that was her when I confessed. She hasn't called me back yet but I'm sure she will.
>>16281861Start a new one. Jake Shields just called somebody a faggot and it has a few million views. You can't get banned anymore unless you threaten violence. I cannot tweet this at her because it would ruin my gimmick brother
>>16281880Were you the one that gave her the ring?
>>16281880Someone gave her a ring? The impudence!
Gotta love the Piratester
COMING IN HOT!!!
I wonder if there could be a place in Damage CTRL for Shinsuke or Tozawa. There are plenty of factions made up of men with a single female. Why not the reverse?
>>16283095Legendary flying Hojomon
Sane
What does she mean by this?
>>16283095Air Kairi
>>16285837Kairi being sussy...
>>16285837that cant be real, theres no way shes like that
>>16283095Birb BTFO'd
>>16285991It isn't. It's just more AI slop. Rest assured Kairi is still not like that.
>>16285837Oh it's real
>Wrestlemania returns to Tampa Bay>pirate themed yet again, ships and treasure maps fill the arena>Kabuki Warriors defending the tag team belts in the opening match>kairi gets injured due to a botch from the other tag team and asuka retaliates causing a dq>they lose the match but retain titles, however asuka throws hers in the trash in front of kairi and cuts a promo on how she’s done pulling all the weight and defending kairi>asuka says that kairi is too injury prone and stages a mutiny>kairi is forced to walk the plank >humiliated, she goes on a rampage interrupting every single match and dominating every wrestler on the roster until she finally snaps and chases asuka out of the arena>the madness seems to be over for now >main event time>triple h vs. Brock in a loser takes a piss test match>Brock standing in the ring jumping around like always waiting for trips to make his entrance>ITS TIME TO SAIL THE SEAS>ITS TIME TO SAIL THE SEEEEAAAAAASSSS huhuhuahaha>ITS ALL ABOUT THE SEA AND HOW YOU SAIL IT>ITS ALL ABOUT THE WIND AND IF YOU CAN TAIL IT>ITS ALL ABOUT THE DECK AND IF YOU CAN SWAB IT>ITS ALL ABOUT THE PLANK AND WHO MAKES YOU WALK IT>I OWN THE SEA YOU DONT WANNA SAIL IT>I CLAIM THE WIND NO WAY YOU CAN TAIL IT>I RUN THE DECK I KNOW YOU CANT SWAB IT>I RULE THE PLANK AND ILL FORCE YOU TO WALK IT>LOOK OVER YOUR SHOULDER READY TO RUN>LIKE A PEGLEG BITCH FROM A FLINTLOCK GUN>I AM THE CAPTAIN AND I MAKE THE RULES>SO WALK THE PLANK AND DIE LIKE A FOOL>TRY TO FIGURE OUT WHERE MY TREASURES GONNA BE>COME OVER HERE TRAITOR WHY DONT YOU ASK ME>DONT FORGET THERES NO PRICE YOU CAN PAY>IVE PLUNDERED ALL THE BOOTY SO HAVE A NICE DAY>ITS TIME TO SAIL THE SEAS>ITS TIME TO SAIL THE SEEEEAAAAASSSS>a ship rolls out onto the stage but we can’t tell who’s on it>WOW HOW COOL IS THAT>wait a minute who’s on the ship?>is it?>could it be?
>>16287900>IT IS>ITS KAIRI>Brock looks stunned as she swashbuckles her way to the ring >hits Brock with her new finisher, northern lights suplex into crippler crossface>Brock lays down for the 1-2-3 after one (1) Captain’s Hook >cuts a promo in half English half Japanese promising to kill asuka>Kairi hoists WWE belt in the air as the screen fades to black
>>16287900>>16287907Works for me lol. But where does Iyo fit in with this saga?
/arrrr/ is always the best thread!
>>16287900based fan fiction imaginer
It's Kairi day tomorrow!Show me your Raw face!
>>16287900>>16287907>kairi vs Brock in a loser takes a piss test matchI know Kairi is a shoot badass but I feel like Brock would get a mega coomer rage boost when piss is involved. I don’t know if Kairi could overcome that
>>16289132lol I do believe it was Brock vs Triple H in a piss test match, with the loser presumably being exposed for steroid use. But yea, sometimes it makes me seethe to think that Brock might have some Kabuki girl pee hidden in the back of his freezer.
>>16288441You know it!
>>16288441Truth = spoken
>>16289106LET'S GOOOOO!!
>>16265095>>16265593https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhVPJ6q07nc
>>16288286Full disclosure I wrote most of this post before WM37 ever happened but I had it saved and never got to use it again so I made some edits and forgot to include Iyo lol
>>16280153>>16280951Cool Banana
Page eight
>>16289525>Kairi was able to see Yuzupon's perfect breasts in their natural state many times in the locker room.The pirate life is definitely the life for me.
>>16289525ONE BANANATWO BANANATHREE BANANAFOUR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXuo53Ho3xc
>>16285837Kairi Noooooooooo!She doesn't know what that means, someone tricked her into doing that!!
>>16289106
>>16285837KAIRI has exaggerated hentai sex in bed
>>16285837Right in the eye
big dimes kairi was featured in the netflix raw premiere commercial
respectfully cumming in Kairi's butt
Iyo discarded Kairi like trash just so she could be in wargames.
Iyo WAS BOOKED BY HER BOSS TO BE in wargames BECAUSE IT'S HER JOB
>>16292474Iyo's home unit is inactive right now, she's a mercenary for hire when it comes to WarGames.
>>16292474Iyo is a convicted felon. Of course she'd hang out with joggers.
>>16263445Kairi is tough!
>>16291800based
>>16293130This. Iyo is probably chilling with the Kweenz right now - dodging the law, smoking bongs and playing the game console they porch-pirated from Asuka.
>>16294454IYO doesn't smoke, weed is illegal in japan>>16292474they wanted IYO in wargames because she is the best in ring talent. just like candice is there (and zoey was in MitB) to get hit in the face with unprotected kendo spots and Sneed will be there to do 6 tsunamis off the top of the cage and shoot kill seff the only thing that is going to suck is Kairi and Dakota will probably job to lesbian shield until IYO or Kairi rejoins them
>>16294471>IYO doesn't smoke, weed is illegal in japan>he doesn't know
kairi declined to be on that wargames team for obvious reasons
>>16289106My no Kairi on Raw face
>>16295317It’s Hojover
>>16295317I'm looking at the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life
>>16294792Based Hulkamaniac Kairi knowing the proper path in life to take.
>>16295368Said as he looks at his mirror, his mother, his bank account balance and his very own soul.
>>16291699Scuba-chan bringing home the booty
>>16295519just ignore it, its one fat fuck whos been trying to get this meme over for weeks and its a massive flop
>>16290968Paige...we don't need Paige.
>>16290968>>16295577https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhELgKgByh0Still cracks me up lol
>>16295577>>16295599das funny rite?!?
What does /arrrr/ think of Kairi's friend, Poi?
>>16295368You're looking in the mirror again bro
>>16296237>Kairi on a diplomatic relations visit with the President of Planet Retard.
>>16296256kek Poi's not a retard. She's just easily discombobulated.
>>16296309Poi is a pirate in training
>>16296256If that's what the women on Planet Retard look like Elon needs to hook me up with taking the next rocket there.
>>16295599kek holy based
>>16295599Some people don't like to admit it but Kabuki Warriors>Sky Pirateshttps://youtu.be/X6whifXgk4w?si=ljavZOce-yRA_vFx
>>16297490i miss covid flutekino
>>16296237Poi is a cuck. See >>>/gif/28162521 her boyfriend in the arms of another naked woman
>>16297490Kairi is a multi-talented woman.
Kairi.
>>16297490This should hardly be considered any kind of controversial/hot take at all.
>>16295599>SO-REEEEEEEkek
>>16297490Kairi is built for Asuka.
>>16297490Iyo is a charisma vacuum. Asuka is not. Simple as
>>16263445>is the certified janetty of your groupKWAB
>>16294471>weed is illegal in japanThat doesn't stop the genius of the High.
>>16298901>>is the certified janetty of your groupno, that would be dakota. Even if you ignore Kairi's NJPW and Stardom stuff (Dakota only ever won an artist championship in stardom)Kairi won the mae young, won the NXT solo title, won more and better NXT year end awards and has ben tag champ on the main roster longer than Dakota. Even in Kayfabe Damage CTRL's powerlevels are Asuka Prime > IYO > Asuka now > Kairi > Dakota >>16294627>>16298973IYO is a good girl who does not use homosexual narcotics
>>16298973lol Iyo gets so high that she trips with Jesus
>>16298901Dakota is the jannetty by far. When people are sad to see you back then you know you are the jannetty
>>16298901Being 3rd place Joshi of all time behind your nee-sans is a good problem to have. It's still a podium finish. And in my opinion Kairi is the Michaels of beauty. On par with young Kana.
>>16298996I need Officer Iyo to go Justin Volpe on me.
>>16299178Which is why she converted. Now she only wants to wrestle, smoke reefer and liberate Constantinople.
>>16299394I think she would be the biggest fem division star in WWE, if it wasn't for Iyo taking that spot. She's gotta go out of her shadow someday, but that won't happen unless and until IYO decides to retire or leave the company.I still think 2026 will be her year.
>>16299394Her character work is better than Iyo's by a lot. Iyo is really only a good in-ring talent who happens to be hot. Kairi has charisma for days.
>>16299493IYO could also get injured. I don't want that to happen and she has been fine on the main roster, but she did get injured in NXT a few times. though Kairi historically has had more injuries I think because of all the concussions >>16299264the only people sad to see dakota come back are Kairi fans because it means Kairi is going to be stuck in a jobber tag team baby sitting dakota. Dakota's powerlevel is so fucking low, its like on par with Ivy and Zelina and natty and the rest of the jobbers. Kairi isn't winning a title with Dakota unless its some weird shit like when the tranny loving witches on in the 3 way. Dakota and Kairi probably have even less of a chance to win because as faces IYO isn't going to cheat for them vs bianca maybe if they make a woman's IC or the women's US title gets defended on RAW. the problem is Kairi's powerlevel without cheating is lower than all the "main eventers" so anyone like lyra or the horse women or the joggers can beat her in a fair fight. If they make a woman's IC and IYO, Lyra and Rhea aren't involved then Kairi could take the IC over the other RAW girls
>>16299493it depends what you mean by "biggest fem division star" because, as much as i love her, iyo isn't that either. unless you mean just ring work? kairi in america isn't kairi in japan, she can't use all her moves because she's too small and hasn't adequately adapted like iyo has. in addition to her racing to sawdust herself and leaving in 2020, this is probably why they cooled on her.i think kairi is a real contender for the IC title when that comes.>>16299510kairi is shoot top 5 biggest natural babyfaces in the company, even when she's (supposed to be) a heel she won't stop doing face shit like interacting with the crowd.
>>16300093Kota will become a dyke and Kairi will fight her while Iyo is learning the art of stealing cars
>>16263445i just want to say op's image pops me everytime i see it on the fp
>>16300221idk how much of it is size. Poi is the only stardom champ smaller than Kairi. Sure Kairi probably can't do a lot of stuff to fat fuck nia snacks or rhea, but just looking at RAW Kairi is listed at 5'1" and said she was 5'1" on her blog>Asuka>Ivy>IYO>Katana>Kayden>Liv>lura>Nikki>Zelina are all listed as 5'3 or shorter (fucking Zelina is listed as 5'1". no fucking way, she is shoot 4'10".)If we include 5'5" we can include natty.So while IYO does have a way better move set for the WWE being more flashy and IYO being stronger and more athletic and being able to lift some of the bigger girls, there are enough small girls for Kairi to use her whole moveset on. She is held back either because face/heel moves. IE IYO hasn't been allowed to use the 619 or because a lot of Kairi's stardom moves are stiff as shit. We can see this with IYO, look at all those stiff moves she did in the marigold fight or how Sayreee couldn't translate to the WWE or all the jokes about Giulia looking shitty in the ring with her not stiffing Chelsea or that girl in the house show, but then people said she looked good because Cora let Giulia give her a stiff as fuck knee to the head on a ppv. I'm hoping that because Roxxy is going to come up at some point they will make a woman's cruiserweight like the WCW had because Roxxanne Perez is listed at 5'1" and no fucking way is she that big and I don't think you can get Roxxane over as a heel on the main roster if she is fighting girls a lot bigger than her. Liv only works because she is attached to Dom and even then Liv is a tweener. see Liv selling the most merch among the women, something other heels like Nia aren't doing
>>16300346I really don't see them breaking up damage ctrl. I don't think Kairi or Dakota are big enough for the WWE to want them to lead a feud and Dakota has no career without damage ctrl. Like no IYO and she gets sent to catering and they seem to only see Kairi as IYO/Asuka's sidekick
>>16296237>>16296955Love Kairi. Love Poi. Simple as.
>>16300408Yea Liv is only a believable champ because she fights dirty. Kairi would need to go mega-heel mode to have a proper run at the big girls. Still, there are few things she could use to make herself look more dangerous. That sweet high-angle DDT she has could realistically put down a big girl. She could hit the Alabama slam on big girls from the corner. And the cutlass might look better if she aimed for the chest with a lot more power. Maybe learn to do kip-ups for the cheap pop.
>>16300408I personally don't believe it needs to be as close as only an inch or two. If you extend all the way to 5'7, which I think is still a reasonable height that kairi could feasibly be able to use most of her moves on, maybe if she packs on a little more muscle, then the only (main roster) girls that would be above that, and as such she might run into issues with would be charles, maxxine, raquel, nia, jade, alba, b-fab, elektra and piper - these are the only ones that are 5'8 and above, plus some of their heights might be worked (rhea is shoot 5'5 for example) and they'd be back under that barrier. And even then I bet it's just the super heavyweights that would be a real problem. We've seen kairi and big ass jade do surprisingly good work together. So I agree it's not just height but probably more kairi having an overly stiff moveset for a face that she never changed to fit her new environment as much as she should have and that's why she never got the same rub following the mae young classic win.Also Roxanne will definitely revert to being a face when she goes up. there is no fucking chance they keep up the heel shit when she goes, she is absolutely awful as one. Well actually I guess it depends on if they make her drag natural heel cora with her.
>>16300619Kairi might need to change her gimmick before a solo run. Definitely before a proper heel run.Her pirate gimmick makes her seem like a comedy character. Needs to be changed to something more down to earth. Here is my angle idea for her that I've dreamed up:>Damage CTRL split up for the last time in a messy way, leaving only Kairi and IYO as friends>Kairi gets a video package showing how she suddenly inherited vast amounts of money because she has been identified as the next in line for the Hojo Clan and their holdings.>She still wants to wrestle because that's her dream, not money (lmao). She creates a new faction called "The Zaibatsu" and calls herself "the chairwoman" Kairi Sane.>Iyo is hired as her bodyguard and right hand woman. Iyo will use this angle to shoot put Kairi over in multiple matches.>Other japanese wrestlers like Tozawa and maybe Shinsuke or Asuka are added to the Zaibatsu.>Everyone is allowed to keep their tag teams and even stable name, as long as they consider themselves a subsidiary of the Zaibatsu. This is achieved by Kairi going around bribing people.>The ultimate goal is to take over WWE (same old same old). They fight against the bloodline and management. Shenannigans ensue until the Zaibatsu is destroyed after a 5 year run.Thoughts?
>>16301249I AM ZAIBATSUMAN
>>16301249She could do a Japanese fashion influencer gimmick... I think. She's just so unserious and goofy so I have a hard time buying her as a proper heel.
>>16301249How strong is the Hojo clan though? I mean I know they run a dojo to provide soldiers for their private war machine. And they must have a fleet of ships to move them around. But what if this bold power move were to upset the likes of clan Odate? Could the Hojo clan hope to resist such might?
>>16301367Kairi is already a big-time influencer. Her latest published works 'KAIRI 1st STYLE BOOK Voyage' contains many fashion ideas along with dessert recipes, fitness tips and amusing anecdotes. A natural expression about what it means to be Kairi in modern times.BUY HER BOOK TODAY YOU MARKS*English language not included
>>16301483We don't read books on /arrrr/. Pirates don't read books because reading is gay.
one of those jeet wrestling jewtubers thinks the promo package means Dakota is getting a solo run. IDK why you would do that unless its for like queen of the ring or a midcard belt because dakota is way too fucking injury prone. apparently bagley and sarah banks harassed vince into making the women's tag titles and bagley said she didn't push for the US title nearly as hard but she was part of making it get made
>>16301249>damage ctrl break up>but IYO and Asuka and Kairi stay togetherso just boot dakota?
>>16301483>cover is in American>inside of the book is in moonruinswhy is the cover not also in moon ruins? >>16301549also because Kairi doesn't know how to read and that is why she retweeted the feet porn. just like why Rhea retweeted all those black jokes and the video of someone cumming on a picture of her
>>16280153There is actually a sad story to this picture. The girl who looked like she fell overboard did in fact beat Kairi in the scissors-paper-rock tourney. If this wasn't bad enough, Iyo also tasted defeat that day with her S-P-R skills coming up short.
>>16301562Do we know yet if the US belt if for both brands or just Smackdown? It's weird having a US title on both Smackdown and NXT, but still having the tag belts shared over all three brands. Surely there will be a women's IC belt soon for the Netflix era.
>>16301704i read people saying that cole said when it was revealed that the US title will be defended on both brands, but i don't remember that myself. but the fact that there are no raw wrestlers in the tournament makes me think that was just preemptive damage control. i think the IC belt is gonna come next year maybe, when both shows are 3 hours and some of the NXT girls are brought up.
>>16301483>>16301367I'm looking at the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life
>>16301572wtf rhea suddenly based?
>>16295317My 'waiting for a week to see Kairi only for her to not show up and leave me waiting for another week to see her' face. A complex and frustrating emotion that I would not wish upon my worst enemy. 2/10. Would not recommend.
>friends with WWE girls>friends with Stardom girls>friends with AEW girls>friends with Marigold girls>friends with everybody she meets.I postulate that Kairi is the loveable sort.
>>16302038She's the avatar of Joshi wrestling.
>>16302090The Legend of Kairi
>>16302038Don't forget she is friend to bird and beast. Mother Nature herself has formed an alliance with the pirate princess.
>>16302511pretty
>>16301917It's just the reflection of your monitor
>>16303274hitting nothing but bone kek
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when asked who she wanted to face on the main roster, giulia said 'lea liprey' first, and kairi second, followed by iyo and asuka. kairi really is beloved by everybody, not surprising tbdesu
Was Kairi's injury why she didn't get invited to war games this year? Is she just a dangerous maverick in the end?
How much do you guys think it would cost me to have Kairi captain my yacht? I am a very wealthy anon who founded a car company and I also own a social media platform. The money doesn't matter. Keep up the good work /arrrr/, this is the best thread on the site BY FAR!
>>16304771if ur elon retweet one Kairi clip
>>16305327Kairi's bizarre power level on display.>good enough to pin the champ>good enough to deport Zelena>Zelena gets a PLE title shot>Kairi does not
>>16304771E-elon? Elon is a Kairichad? Please blast Kairi on your X account! She'll get a proper push if you do!
>>16304964>>16305687Kairi would have won the speed belt if it was really Elon, you poor marks
>>16304029I wonder if the holy trinity pecking order is the same in Japan as it is in WWE. Asuka>Iyo>Kairi? I've heard a lot of the joshi say they want to fight Kairi or that Kairi inspired them to get into wrestling.
>>16304029giulias interview was actually really good, its crazy how infectious she is
>>16305725I'm gonna choose to believe it's really Elon and hope that OP adds Elon Musk Approved to the header
A fresh new Kairi!
>>16306797Iwatani Kairi
>>16305327>go back to mexico>but I'm not even mexican, I'm purto rican and was born in Queens, New yo>and take your dead dad with you
>>16307198Kairi understands that Puerto Ricans are just a bunch of water mexicans
>>16264168>>16264596pretty pirate princess promotes pancakes4peace
This elbow. This was the elbow. I challenge you to find a more appropriate the elbow.
>>16306797cutie
Red Kairi
Blonde Kairi
>>16307563Red Kairi is HOT!
>>16304771Please don't impregnate her as well when you hire her Elon.Kairi needs to stay pure for us, thank you.
>>16304771Elon please build a space pirate ship for the krew!
I wouldn't put it past Elon to post on /arrrr/. This is definitely his kind of place.
>>16307620If he does then he needs to create a special branch of the government for us since he's firing all the DEI hires soon. Let us all join the space force or something.
>>16307636The Asian - Whites Cultural Exchange and Breeding Agency
>>16307563Whoa
Can somebody explain to me what is up with Alien/UFO Kairi? Is she claiming to have made contact or something?
Yet another UNBELIEVABLY successful edition of /arrrr/! You love to see it!>>16307814I'm afraid that is classified information - the US and Japanese government forbid Kairi from sharing more, which is why she does these kind of dogwhistles from time to time.
>>16307636>>16307814I'm looking at the most disgusting thing I've ever seen in my life
>>16307814>>16307931Kairi is communicating about the time she was anally probed[spoiler]by me[/spoiler]
>>16307814Where did you even get this footage?Look...I could be killed for telling you this. But Kairi was recounting her experience of being abducted by a UFO. While aboard, the ayyy's conducted various experiments on Kairi. The sort of experiments that I will leave to your imagination. But most importantly, the splicing of anime/joshi DNA.
>>16307641holy based
