RAW Intro:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1X8eGCPbuA >WWE World Tag Team Championships: The Judgment Day (Finn Bálor and JD McDonagh) (c) vs. War Raiders>WWE Intercontinental Championship: Bron Breakker (c) vs. Ludwig Kaiser>CM Punk responds to Seth Rollins>Seth Rollins appears>Kofi Kingston appearsLast Week's RAW Top 10 Moments:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iFbGsKFmvMRAW Christmas 1997:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udQgyIHo_w0>>16489155
AND THAT'S A FACT, PAM
BAUBAUBROS ARISE
>>16492828Thank you Baker! Nice bread
Fuck I miss the 90s bros! Taco Bell tacos were like 75 cents.
cm punk fucking killed faggot seth in that promo. punk has been so based this run idk why people dislike him
>>16492832>>16492835Kek.
I thought Goons was losing on SNME. He looked more pissed than usual. I got worked.
>>16492825really nigga? is it? is it really?
>>16492852punk fumbled over his words two different times while seth fumbled 0seth pwned punk epic style
The netflix bwoau noise with the bell was kinda kino
>>16492852are you stupid? seth won that promo battle easily. and i hate seth.
>>16492858nta but noalso her laugh is dimes, but maybe im just remembering how bad bayley's heel laugh was
>>16492866agree to disagree, seth came off like a worked bitch
>>16492852old man punk barely got his words out, guy's brain is scrambled from the UFC losses
>>16492858yes, cracker
>>16492857He usually bangs Jinny on Saturday nights. Bro had blue balls is all.
>>16492840baubros WE WANT THIS
kino
NEW LOGO
BAU BAU
>huge thunderstorm rolling inif it interrupts RAW I will shoot piledrive it
YAAAAAASSSS KAAAANG HHH
Much better than the Smackdown logo.
Kek what an egomaniac GOAT
>Patrick Mahomes is injured White bros...
I'm so excited for Raw to be on what is unquestionably the biggest television platform there is.
I thought Logan said he was retired, why was he on the banner?
>IT'S REAL
>>16492871punk got worked, he was the one that stepped up to fight when seth mentioned his lack of mania main events. and he didn't stumble on his words and be a self mark for 5 minutes before that.
Post Joes
MAVBROS
>>16492881Better than the current one. Wish they'd dump the new SD logo.
RAM IS RAM
Fuckin incredible new logo, nailed it.
You just know it finna happen
>>16492888Don't get my hopes up
NEW LOGO ALERT
I hate the boner HHH has for rhea
I want Pearce to shoot on someone one day
>>16492898seth got so worked that he called punk by his shoot name
DREWWWWWWWWWWW
>I want a rem-ACKKKKKK
>>16492909>t. Steph
>>16492883>shoot piledrive
>>16492909>Rheawhinning out of fucking nowhereDeranged
BASED NETFLIX SEFF VS PUNKSTER WWE GODS KEEP WINNING
>>16492904IT'S HAPPENING
obsessed schizo drew is so based it's crazy
The last true wrestler
women shouldn't be allowed at shows
>>16492883But would you give it the shoot worm?
>>16492876What does Indian pussy feel like?
adam pearce is honestly one of the best promos in wrestling
>>16492852>cm punk killed that faggot>by telling him he's not gay enough to fill Liberace's bootsbruh
>>16492904Holy KINOLA
THE DEADLY ALLIANCE
I worry about Adam Pearce's Blood Pressure. How does he let the stress out?
>>16492909I swear it's nostalgia for Chyna
Drew and Owens should definitely interact with each other's "Heels who are right" gimmick
>Drew unironically has the bloodline hunter gimmickwe are so back
>>16492934>jobs to rousey
this could've worked but fuck HHH
>>16492939it's not nostalgia, it's guilt. he feels guilty that he let her ruin her own life then left her. pushing rhea is his atonement.
>>16492899
...ok
Seth is still gigapissed that he lost his championship to Drew
>>16492924ESL.
BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU
>>16492933Dunno personally. Heard it's greasy and kind of stinks.
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
I’m eating ice cream slim jims and pizza :)
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU BAU
>>16492904it would so dimes but triple h is too much of a retard to do this
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
bron has booboo face, he's dropping the title
>men can't hit the wa--Fuck.
>SETH IS THE HERO OF NETFLIX RAWdeal with it :D
This match is going to be so good
I'm actually getting really excited for the leadup to WM and the rumble this year bros.really hope we get the drew/ko/seth faction
I swear, they change Brons music every week. Or it's just that generic.
>>16492962BASED i have the savage sized slim jim with Randy Savage on it
>>16492840REPORTING INBAU BAU
love that bron's theme sounds like doom music at the start
>>16492955Nah, that's you.
This match is for the girls and the gays
>>16492933Lubricated with fresh (or not fresh) feces
>>16492904kino but Haitch is too retarded to do obvious but good conclusions to storylines
brons theme is so svr 2007 coded
>>16492974he's had this one for some time
Bron Breakker is so Based that my neighbors dog started barking during his entrance
MIDGET BREAK-KER
they really gave bron the lamest entrance ever i want him back on nxt
>>16492909Makes sense when you realise he sees her as a Chyna Regen.
NEIN
okay decent promo battle, now a tv title match, pretty decent but really everyone should be asking WHERE IS UNCLE HOWDY?
>>16492988TRUE
>You are now watching two former NXT guys fight for IC title
bron is legitimately my favourite wrestler in the world. ludwig is top 10
>>16492980that shit sucks
>>16492974His current one is greathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSws12c1I1I
>>16493006Uncle Milly is scheduled for later
>>16493013who was the last guy to debut on wwe having nothing to do with nxt?
>>16493013>Marcel Barthel
>>16493025Motor City Machine Guns
>>16493025mcmg
>>16493020his nxt theme was way better
>>16493025MCMG?
>>16493006>pretty decent but really everyone should be asking WHERE IS UNCLE HOWDY?New Day is showing up later tonight, I'd guess he will show up around that time.
>>16492977I get those sometimes too! Enjoy brother! Make sure to cover the other 4 food groups: ice cream, cake, dr pepper and pizza.New raw lights are nice, big entrance area, def flexin nuts on the minor leagues
>>16493025Styles?
nxt 2.0 is so boring
>>16493006i don't care about this retardwhat i really wanna know is, WHERE IS GABLE after his burial?
eating a blizzard from dq and putting it in the freezer during ad breaks to optimize my ice cream eating to raw watching ratio
>>16493030>>16493031>>16493032meh theyre from another fed
In what situation exactly would you need an "Emergency Pizza"???
>>16493025Logan Paul, Motorcity Machine guns..not to recent memory with the latter...
>>16493024There you are. Thank you.
>>16493040triple h's booking sucks dude
>>16493025MCMGFatuTama/Loa
>>16493017DONKEY KONG SUCKS
>>16493025Jacob Fatu
>>16493047hungry af
>>16493047No food in the house because it was raining the other day and you didn't want to go shopping, and it's now thundering.
>>16493048is the Logangster really the last wrestler to join WWE without a fed background?
>>16493025besides indie/AEW/TNA/imported talent, i'm pretty sure that the last new wrestler to start on the main roster without going to NXT first was dom
good news bros i'm finally saving up for my X Chair
>Drew, KO, and seth vs roman, cody, and punk at the rumble or SNME2make it happen hhh
>>16493025Bloodline 2.0 savages
>>16493047I sometimes revenge eat when I get fast food and it's not as good as it usually is. I feel like I deserve to eat a better meal, even if it means I eat too much.
>>16493047You fucking retard.
>>16493057How is that different from just ordering a pizza under normal circumstances?
>>16493061its actually logan paul
>>16493043So you're asking who appeared out of thin air and became a wrestler without any prior training or experience elsewhere? Are you retarded?The closest would be Logan Paul I guess?
>>16493060Why are his hands so big?
>>16493047in an emergency
>>16493069i forgot about loGODlet's not count part timers
>>16493062Just get a Hyken mesh chair from Staples.
>>16493053>>16493055Good call, only Solo had a NXT run out the nu-coconuts
Didn't exepct that slap from Kaiser keq
>>16493070based Logangster
>>16493060>MFW new Joe
>>16493047your bitch wife doesnt want to make dinner
>>16493068The emergency pizza is free
bron is pure muscle
>>16493063the antis would have to go over, but I don't think they'd get through the politicking
>>16493058No they just go to NXT because that's the point of NXT.
>>16493070Steve-O
Bron is better than ospreay
this match is not as good as the last few
>>16493063How can WWE have this Superstars level?IWWE is better than the actual superhero comics for sure.
Is Breakker a Jewish name?
There's no way JD are retaining tonight, right?
BAU BAU BAU BAU
>>16493103>Free TV
>>16493070It's happened before, not that crazy
>ARM LOCK COMMERCIAL BREAK RETURN SPOTFucking ace, I love these guys bringing back tradition. it was a abdominal stretch last week or before that.
>>16493101Steiner sounds more like one
>>16493108>tag titles
he's literally me
>>16493101Steiner is
>>16493101He might see his last name "Steiner" and get a little trigger happy.Or should I say "Triggeren Happenin" or some shit in German.
>>16493087
>>16493108They like doing that with the tag belts for smackdown
Anyone who doesn’t keep an emergency pizza cooked at all times they are retarded. Ya don’t eat some, throw em out big deal. It’ll save you more in the end.
It's actually kind of crazy they put drew through all that humiliation ritual tier booking and he's still red hot
if Ludwig wins I'll do a front flip with a torn knee
I swear while I was taking a piss I overheard them say something about Wednesday? Is something happening on Wednesday?
did Bron fuck himself
why does hhh like shitty selling based matches so much
>>16493090My Dominoes won't deliver unless I get $17 worth of stuff after coupons and promos.
Ref said "it's broken"
>>16493115Actually looks like he has a powerlifter physique. I can see muscle under the fat.
>>16493123Audience of cucks
>>16493115>Dusty Rhodes if he was somehow more Trailer Trash
kaiserbros...are hairline is rough
>>16493123Drew is basedHe got motyPunk was probably his best storyline he's been apart of.
>>16493057I feel too guilty ordering food if the weather is bad.
>>16493128Are you really asking why he books matches that use psychology and traditional wrestling storytelling?
>>16493132Pick it up yourself. Or buy more food and save some for tomorrow
That chick who got bullied out of NXT is in this ad lmao
>>16493135is that a joke?
>>16493006>>16493024>>16493050its Kross Kino now. get on board.
>>16493128Based on what?
>>16493141IMO he got moty in 2023 too with that gunther triple threat.
>>16493138that dont matter we already won
>>16493119>When the Anime lore goes over Wade's head
>>16493097Ospreay sucks
>>16467515>>16467515>>16467515new
>>16493115If it wasn't for the belt, I wouldn't be shocked if this guy was an old timer on the independents. He's got muscle in just the right places.
>>16493143You're responding to a spotfestfag. I'd advise against doing that.
>>16493125ospreay flips onto a dragon dildo THIS WEDNESDAY 8PM EST on AEW DYNAMITE
Why did they make Sonic a retard?His gimmick was always that he was cool, but the movies act like he's childish and dumb.
>>16493152What do you think Timmy's balls smell like?
Go to a womeme’s match already so I can take a short nap
>>16493148Kross is a Boliever and said The Wyatts aren't buried just because they lost one match.
>>16493119Mandela catalog
>>16493152Nice but that’s not her vag it’s weird wrinkles like a tear in a poster
>>16493158>If you don't want every match to be a limb work match you must love aew flipfestsShut up
>>16493145I will watch for she
ludwig is so based. he's better than gunther and i'm willing to die on that hill
>>16493144>Pick it up yourself.Too lazy and I hate people.>buy more food and save some for tomorrowtoo fat and I'll just eat it all.
>>>/sp/146172529REAL NEW
>>16493176what exactly do you want from a match? be specific
rhea comes out and interrupts liv again
>>16493155200 posts fag>>16493180He’s good my dad likes him
rhea comes out and interrupts kaiser again
Why are europeans good at limb work?
>>16493183>that uppercut when he was already falling downfucking love /knuck/
>>16493180you are not wrong walter sucks
>>16493171Whos Timmy? Your stepdad?
rhea comes and and interrupts your train of thought when you look at her heaving naturals
>>16493175>Timmy>Vag
>>16493187You don't really want his answer, whatever he has to say will be retarded,
>>16493189I'm his Dad and it's true. I also want to suck Kaiser off.
>Channing Tatum>fuckin Babylon Zoo song>clologne commercial what is this world coming to?
>>16493202Angelina Jolie is also a man
>>16493208meds
>>16493208We've been in hell for the last 5 years anon
Bron has really slowed down his rope running since getting called up
i fucking hate it when cole and pat call it a "breakkensteiner." it's a frankensteiner, stop trying to erase the steiners hunter. thank you wade and joe.
>Completely forgets to sell his arm in you're path
>>16493216....steiner is still in the name though
>>16493202Tiffy is just a too lean gymnast girl, but Rhea is mad sus with her barn door shoulders and MASSIVE hands and triangle face Those are early life testosterone signs
>Kaiser Rollkek
Kaiser roll sounds delicious right now
>>16493213This. I think there was a nuclear war and we're all in some sort of weird limbo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMpfBMoX6FEhow behind is the show?
>>16493216bron explicitly doesn't want to be lumped in with his family
kaiser roll?
>>16493214he's slow this match but he's been pretty fast in other matches. he's still faster than frazer.
>>16493200>>16493180
>>16493208There are much worse commercials brother. What was so bad about it? I had it muted and was shitposting.
>>16493214No Nathan Frazer to murder
Just let Ludwig win..
>>16493206That was rude I’ll beat your ass
>>16493222100% woman
HE'S SO FAST!
>>16493216>the Steiners are called Franken.anon...
>>16493231theres some retard who thinks hhh is intentionally burying every nxt call up for some reason
theres definitely going to be a moment when kaiser and tiffany both have belts
>>16493232love patsimple as
>>16493220the fact that they're changing it at all, and putting his name in the front, is still indicative of their intentions.>>16493228that's what the office told him to say, don't get worked.
>>16493228then why is he doing the frankensteiner at all?
>>16493187Bron to bury this faggot in 5 seconds
WHERE DID HE GO
>>16493227Probably an hour since they're likely taping next weeks episode after.
>>16493239Fucking rape me, mami
This match is awesome
>>16493257
Not as good as Survivor Series but>Camera shot was difficult >Bron was selling
THATS MY DAWG
>>16493233Babylon Zoo is the gayest tranny band I can think of that made it big with hits
>>16493252*teleports behind you in you’re path.*
>>16493248well no shit retard, but it still makes sense for them to note that while announcing>>16493250because he's still a steiner
Is that Michael Cole? The dumb fucker still calling moves things like big knee big slam nice slam a kick. piss me off
Bron's theme is growing on me. Reminds me of some 2000s industrial metal
Oh no we have to hear about Fanatics Fest again for the next six months
this show feels all sorts of mediocre today
HERE COME THE BOOS
Rey had Tiffy dress him or what?
Rey's like a litlle mexican Kirby
>>16493271It feels like a metal gear song and I love it
>>16493241
>kicked out of the locker roomkek
>>16493239her hands are too massive. I need to see cooch and blood tests
Based Mexican/blacks race war.
Rey just called them the word
>>16493250>wrestles like a steiner>promos like a steiner>looks like a steiner>sounds like a steiner>wears the same singlets that the steiners wore>his name on all social media is "bron steiner">half his promos are about his family and how he totally doesn't want anything to do with thembut remember, he totally doesn't want you to think he's a steiner! it's not just HHH being a petty bitch because he has beef with scott and the brothers don't want to hand over ownership of the steiner name!
gay mysterio
New Day didn't bring a bottle of jack for the boys
Damn. Kicked out like Miz.
Kofi is so good
>>16493257She's not like that.
They should’ve hit Rey for more heat.. started a race war.
IS REY RACIST?
What did Rey mean by no blacks are allowed in that locker room?
Rey "No Blacks Allowed" Mysterio
Why is the energizer bunny telling new day to fuck off?
Mmmmmmm, wouldn't wanna mess with Big Rey
>Kicked out of the locker roomDamn, haven't seen this level of heel since
I hope Kross' team wins the Wyatt feud, but then the Wyatts go after New Day and Wyatts win that feud. I like all teams involved though.
>>16493281jajajaja
>>16493270Only Excalibur's autistic ass calls every move by it's actual name.
I see a commercial for starman and waterguy heck yea
>>16493285is this one feminine enough?
>>16493288it must be exhausting to live your life
>>16493296Yes. He hates the white "people".
>giving New Day the Miz treatmentIs Rey going to kill his wife and Dominik next?
>>16493242he's definitely mishandling all of this year's callups except for bron
>>16493309based concession
Watching Bad Friends during Ads and Santino said Comics are Carnies as wellHow the fuck have I not realised this til now?
>BIG E IS DEAD (in a show he was on)
>>16493303Grayson... stop... enough
>>16493314the only way you can mishandle someone in wrestling is if they're never on tv
>>16493314well i mean ilja is dead
>>16493310New Day are white? I thought they were Saiyajin
>>16493308No it's not, post as many Rhea pics as you want. It will never be enough female
>>16493306Doesn’t Tenay still call Impact?
>>16493328he was mishandling ilja before gunther killed him, hopefully his push will be restarted with a more clear vision when he comes back, he was losing too much
>>16493308
>>16493331
>>16493331What about her from 2017? actually I looked it up and her shoulders are still very broad.
everyone knows paul likes to push indie boomers and people who have spent 10+ years in the company not the newer talent
>>16493336>he was mishandling iljayou are really fucking stupid, i hope you know this
>>16493270That's not Cole...
>>16493338Look like demon
>>16493336The monkey paw is Ilja returns as WHC but that means gunther keeps being the champ until then
The virgin ChimeThe chad SoFi
>>16493338I want to taste Rhea saliva
>>16493308Gothshemales dot org level but lets stop this, I think she or he is a great talent regardless but I do think it's very sus. Just look at next time she grabs a mic how her hands are on it and compare to MEN on the roster
>>16493340I'll take it over Melo getting a push
>>16493343you have negative IQ, ilja was showing up once a month to job, someone of his ability should receive an actual push
>Mysterio kicking the blacks out of the locker roomBASED
I HATE TRANNY RIPLEY STOP POSTING HIM.
Erm, bread plz
deadbeat locker room leader
take me back to 1998 bros
>>16493358he was on the show every week. also next >>16493362
>>16493356but Melo is money
rey= locker room leader?
>>16493352My first gf liked doing that to me, it made her hornee. She was black and super hot.
>>16493357>still has shoulders 3x the width of her headYeah that's a man. Women's shoulders are only 2x.
>>16493346I'm perfectly fine with thathell, have Gunther feud with Ilja during the entire year of 2025 and Ilja having to fight him 2+ times before finally winning
KO is based. Killing race mixers.
I love the Saturday Night Main Event theme song.
>>16493356but Melo is HIM
>>16493346ilja seems like someone who will never hold a world title in WWE, would love to see this for him but doubt it'll happen
Whoa Cody is super injured from that shoot piledriver, he should relinquish the belt
Is this the thread:>>16493362?
