negative pop
>>16570380Triple H's biggest weakness, and this was true in NXT as well, is sometimes stretching storylines out for too long. There's a middle ground between hotshotting and storytelling that's too long term.
Why is Sami so racist bros?
>Wait your turn niggerWoah Sami, little harsh there.
>Melo vs Sami....alright
sami is such a cunt
Sami v.s. Carmello, who is more dimeless?
sami about to BURRY yet another new guy after what he did to bron*sight*
...Is Melo a manlet, or is Sami just really tall?
>>16570387paint her purple and call her The Incredible Bulk
melo is actually funny as shit
THE RETARD AMONG MEN
>>16570409He’s Bron sized
>>16570409Melo looks like a middle schooler irl
FINALLY MY RETARDED GOAT
>>16570409melo is a manlet, pretty sure he's the same height as adam cole
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
Why the fuck has Braun got so many zippers on his pants?
>>16570409Yes and deceptively yes
>>16570387
>>16570424square enix character
holy shit is this a theory singles match in 2024?????? BASED
>>16570424multiple dicks
I know it's not going to happen, but I want Theory to bury this fucking faggot.
Braun needs to get that cybernetic spine or he won't last 10 more years
I feel like Melo is just going to be another Austin Theory. He'll even get a short US title run too.
Didn't Braun tear his dick a month ago? Does it really heal that fast
>>16570334would that make all this face-turn teasing tiffany has been doing redundant?cause, obviously the assumption at large is that liv (heel) will lose against rhea (face). would the face (tiff) cash in on another face? i don't remember the history of cash ins, maybe it's happened before. or maybe she'd go back to being a heel.unless she fails her cash in? also they added a stipulation to the liv rhea match, last man standing.but i find tiff remaining on SD and eventually cashing in on nia more likely.
>>16570420
/A/ TOWN DOWN
what the fuck was that?!
>>16570440nothing wrong with being a midcarder, if anything the main roster is lacking them to circle challengers
and theory is getting jobbed
Who is that in the OP pic?
>>16570402black people can't be racist against other black peoplehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kd2vAAr73U
>match starts>adverts
Austin "I'll sell your shit" Theory
gimi
>>16570424the amount of zippers is relative to his power level
Gee I can't wait until we get 3 full hrs of this nonstop heart-stopping action
>>16570443He's wrestling with a torn dick
a-town down under is one of the best acts in pro wrestling
Are Theory and Waller....you know....?
It really unnerves me how theory is a faggot and actually thinks people want him to try to be sexual like the women
WWE SmackDown (12/27/24) Spoiler Lineup:Bianca Belair, Naomi & Bayley vs. Nia Jax, Tiffany Stratton & Candice LeRaeBraun Strowman vs. Austin TheoryChelsea Green US Title CelebrationThe Street Profits vs. Los GarzaSami Zayn vs. Carmelo HayesNick Aldis addresses Kevin Owens’ recent actions.WWE SmackDown (12/27/24) Backstage Notes:Dark March: Apollo Crews vs. Grayson WallerWWE Speed: Michin vs. NatalyaPost-show Dark Match: Bianca Belair & Dakota Kai vs. Shayna Baszler & Sonya DevillePost-show Dark Match: Chad Gable vs. Jey UsoOther WWE SmackDown (12/27/24) Spoilers:There is a producer set for Chelsea Green’s segment, which usually indicates plans for physicality.The opening match is slated for three segments, and all other matches are slated for two
>>16570440He'll be a blacker and better Ricochet, with maaaaybe one secondary world title reign
>Austin Theory in Ricochet's ragdoll jobber spotUnderated KWABOTY contender.
>>16570387Final NXT Level Up>Dante Chen attempting to run the Gauntlet in the main event>Layla Diggs, Kendal Grey and Carlee Bright vs. Lainey Reid, Kali Armstrong and Wendy Choo
The first thing Cena does when he comes back is squash Theory
>>16570461based Theory with the HBK levels of selling
>>16570424tribute to his days in the wyatts
Theory is in the rumble 3 second elimination spot this year
>>16570443>Tear his dickWTF??
what the fuck is a scent bead
>>16570473End of an era. I've been excited for the Dante gauntlet all week. I love how they're making it special.
>>16570409chocolate midget
>>16570484kofi should do his recovery spot again this year but this time the crowd would boo the shit out of him every time he saves himself
>>16570487He tore it in the last monster standing match against Sneed
>>16570468She cute.
>>16570478
>>16570490melos small but he's super charismatic and funny and can wrestle. the perfect midcarder
>>16570424
>>16570467... a really great tag team? yeah you could say that
>>16570473I shoot thought the black one on the left was kelani jordan until I read the card
>what have I become? my sweetest friend
>>16570461No wonder Vince loved his corny ass
>>16570496amazing freeze frame
wwe wont get a netflix audience if they do this advert shit. Normalfags won't stand for it
Can’t be more of a loser than someone that pays a corporation for your own testimonial.
>>16570510>Normalfags won't stand for itthere are people that actively pay for netflix WITH ads
PLEASE DID ANYBODY GET A SCREENSHOT OF THEORY POGGING RIGHT THEREi need it for my collection
>>16570510Bongs should get the fuck out of this thread.
Nice dropkick sell Braun
>>16570496Man, the Shawnster had a neck on him I tell you what
>>16570496Theory should do this eventually
kek this is a battle of the retards
Bros I didn't see Waller onscreen until they just cut to him and man what the FUCK is he wearing lmao
>>16570517you have to be 31 to post here
>>16570473what is happening to the lvlup talent? released? promoted to NXT regulars? taken off tv?
Theory takes the worst bumps
Lmao Waller didn't catch him at all
Damn Waller didn't catch Theory at all on that one
kek why is braun doing a retard drop kick
>>16570531I'm sure some of them will get promoted and some of them will just stay in training longer.
LMAO
>>16570530Ok how u know?
KWAB
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>16570541Braun is not a good wrestler
Fuck... I fucking hate Braun.
genuinely impressive that theory can walk with strowman on his shoulders
If Theory managed to pull that off he probably wouldve saved his career
Waller looks like a gay farmer
HHH is doing everything he can to bury theoryi feel bad for the guy, maybe he shouldn't have been hotshotted like vince wanted but i think he's talented and could have been a big player in the company one day
>>16570549it was meant to be reversed
>>16570531Sent to the NXT parking lot
I hope they don't fire Theory. The guy is BASED
>>16570555he's literally turning him face
>people compared him to Cena>can barely carry Braun>Cena had Big Show and Edge up on his shoulders
>>16570547Based. He’s a crippled retard with a ‘blood disease’ and a nose ring.
>>16570555you have no idea what the word burial means. please never speak with any authority on pro wrestling ever again. thank you
Oh no... Chelsea is going to lose her title tonight
>6 hours of main roster>8 total>add in GAYEW's 4 hours>12 hours of wrestling a week>not even counting TNA, NJPW, or outlaw mudshow bullshit
ANAL with Chelsea
piper niven turning on Chelsea her then?
>>16570561the heels need enhancement talent to work with too
>chelsea time to change the channel
i love the hot mics
HOT MIC AGAIN
>>16570567>give the title to Mia >constant crickets every week
>>16570565>you have no idea what the word burial means.
HEIL
Waller didn't even try to catch Theory lmao
lads... should i make a tinder tonight or sober up first?
>>16570573How do you cool down a hot mic?
>>16570573>>16570574was this hot mic just "where's lilian?"she sings the national anthem at live events, so cole was just making a joke when cory started singing it
>3 hour Smackdowns confirmedOh man
>>16570583holy shit your stream is like 5 minutes late
I missed the hot mic.
>>16570555Theory was already buried when Cena literally said to his face beating him wouldnt matter but i agree that hes talented and should be booked better
>woman YEYEYEYEYEYEYEYE
>>16570585picture rosie o'donnel naked
>want to have sex with Chelsea Green>remember that she probably is not a virgin
>>16570565>told waller not to catch him>told braun to sandbag him on the pickup>not a burial
>>16570586No, they were talking about what they were gonna say on the next segment. Something about a cameraman being a big fan or something or some shit.
>this pill is not meant for people assigned female at birth
>Stop being gay
>>16570598please stop talking like you're in the pro wrestling business. thank you
why does wwe have tranny adverts?
>>16570594>womanThat's Stifler's mom you uncultured swine
>>16570597I'm pretty sure she's married
RFK Jr please destroy Big Pharma ASAP
>>16570568>8 hours WWE/NXT>Do not add gay tranny shit or gook/spic shitFeels good to be an EGod
>>16570604nah that's you
was that really an AIDS commercial
Are they moving Knight to Raw too
>>16570609Too busy infighting with Pajeet lover Musk.
Kevin loves the sound of his voice
Is it time?
>>16570617maybei don't know who they're leaving on SD besides bloodline and apparently strowman
>>16570618>WE NEED DEI FOR WHITE PEOPLE!
>quick zoom in on the pavement apes
>>16570630this but unironicallywe're a minority
piper is such a fat ugly bitch
>>16570625IT'S TIME
based first lady piper
CHELSEA GREEEEEEEEEEN
Remember when this bitch was named Doudrop
DAMN she got extra fat
the faux-samantha intro on chelsea's theme sucks, they should bring back the old "shh, it's chelsea" she used to have
>my bestie not yourskek
Pure sex Chelsea.
i love this shrek ass bitch so much
SEXO
trophy wife Piper
I love vice champion Piper
>>16570642Why did Vince spell dew that way?
*stands up for Queen Chelsea*
only yanks like pipers fat arse
>>16570638I want to pat her crotch
>michael cole calling chelsea oldGigabased
>>16570642>>16570643More like extra THICC
Piper look extra cute
>Lady Liberty ChelseaIma cumola
Isn't Chelsea Canadian?
standing up in my seat rn
>>16570644Should call back Samantha to record one for her intro
chelsea looks insanely hot tonight HOly shit
>>16570666I'm at attention if you know what I mean
>>16570639Piper (and Nia) have fun characters but I do not like how fat they are still. You're in show business where people cover themselves in baby oil and fake fight. I do not want to see rolls upon rolls of fat.
ALREADY A 10/10 PROMO
COOM IN CHELSEA!
>>16570665Lady Liberty is French so it works
is chelsea saying she's the EST of smackdown?
>ynr Fergie
chelsea is ugly and boring
>zero reaction
Chelsea looks like a tranny
Chelsea dropping it next week
BASED DIVA
>>16570669They used Samantha's clip until she left.
>She-trolls in the backBased.
Finally, a State of the Union we can be proud of as a Nation.
piper hits her in the back y/n
just eat her fatty like majin buu
>>16570676nah wrestling is a freak show. its fine to have one or two fatties because having diverse bodies creates a more interesting roster. imagine if everyone in street fighter looked the same?
SHE TROLLS BASED
Reminder that Piper's size is average for American women.
Thank you sex goddess Chelsea
WOAH WHAT A SHOCK TURN I NEVER SEEN THAT COMING
>>16570665Yes but it's a vassal state
I thought she was gonna say shemales lmao
Not even American but I feel patriotic as fuck rn
>>16570694>>16570700Trannies..
SHE TROLL? DAMN!!!
I CAN RUB YOUR FEET CHELSEA
only people that find chelsea funny are jeets
the 51st great state of Canada
chelsea becoming stephanie
No one cares enough about Mia Yim to generate heat off her
man they're dragging everything today
Enter she troll Michin. Feeling called out of course.
Setting Chelsea Queen as my Lock Screen to remind myself who I lift for
I'd do so many things to Chelsea Green
>>16570709Gisele Shaw would've debuted
Keith lee fucks that
oily....
Chelsea needed cheap heat and tell the crowd the first US champ is Canadian
How do wrestlers cut promos and not crumble when all they get is silence?
mia yim's sweaty mia yims
THAT'S A LADYBOY FROM THAILAND
Please, tell me what I can do for you Madame President...
Chelsea imploring us to thank her for being the only fuckable bitch on this show
I'm sorry, but I don't buy Michin taking Piper and Chelsea at the same time.
>>16570730he's limitless, you know
>>16570730Ugly she troll mutt.
>denied a panty shotHOW DO THEY DO IT?
Michin almost swatted Chelsea right in the face
michin has big tits. are they real?
dimeless segment. Crowd didn't give one single fuck
I’m so sick of these dimeless charisma vacuums like Candace and Mia holy fuck what are you doing Paul. Stop pushing her. You don’t need Keith Lee.
Michin is looking shredded
>>16570730hot
michin looking abnormally fuckable in this outfitdios mio
YES BOY
lmfao michin almost shoot swiped her eyeball
Cagematch should star allowing ratings for promo segments so that we can give them 0's.
>>16570738High heels. And michin is ugly
B-Fab only has a job because she's a black female
prince needs to shave and dye his hair again, wtf is this
>>16570737it's true
Kek based elves
>>16570725Baste
They should dedicate the extra hour of SmackDown to Pretty Deadly: The Musical
Pretty Deadly needs to wrestle more
It’s the Yes Snitches
I found out that Pretty Deadly aren't gay the other day. I really thought they were gay
Racewardown returns
it was gaza
Why would Garza do such a thing?
Based race war
Who is Santos Escobar related to and why does his people have the Hijo Del Perro Del Mal claw.
>>16570744Nope.
Are the Street Prophets STUPID?
Oh I would do many things for Chelsea Green
kek based Prettyy Deadly
>>16570752They do anon. It's just rarely ever used.
Were we supposed to know who the fuck Garza is?
>pretty deadly are the only tag team with charisma>have to deal with DIY garbage
Snitching Deadly.
geez louise the wwe backstage area is really dangerous these days
>bongs starting race wars againEVERY TIME
>>16570772still mad that berto got to have a banger match with LA knight but he didn't get his singles shot, he took it out on the black people
Aldis's show is logical and under controlPearce's show is a chaotic shitshow
>>16570752>CagematchRampage was canceled.
>>16570781he's been on tv for shoot 5 years
>>16570767They are gay
Paul is lucky he has punk, roman and cody because he is burying all the good midcarders/ undercarders
>>16570786It's catching up with the NXT parking lot
>>16570764Oh you just know with all their newfound extra time you best bet they're gonna produce some cringe seg in the near future
>>16570756Sucks good cock, too.
What the fuck is this singing ape shit
>>16570767They're kayfabe gay.
A ape fucking movie? ya fucking kidding me
this robbie williams monkey movie feels like a movie trailer for a (fake) movie you'd see within a movie, if that makes sense
the robbie williams ape movie feels very jewish
>a monke can talk and wants to be a rock starThe fuck is Hollywood smoking?
>>16570812Zoomers haven't seen fake trailers in real movies before?
Do Americans know who Robbie Williams is?
apparently the robbie williams monkey movie is shoot one of the best mmovies of the year
>>16570798No anon, Paul is lucky that he has (You).
>>16570801Nghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Turns out, the lead singer, little chimp fella...
>>16570821i looked it up and it got really good reviews
>>16570820No
>>16570821according to "critics"
>>16570819they used to be in GTA so maybe
I really want to see the monkey movie. >>16570820I've heard of him but I don't think I've heard any of his songs.
>>16570725
>>16570820I do but most probably don't
>>16570820Not at all.
>>16570820Yeah he killed himself jerking off in a broom closet
>>16570837>>16570836there's a robbie williams song in GTAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvn6eYJh-0c
>>16570832>>16570837Thought as much
>>16570830I have eyeballs, my guy. Don't care how aMaZing the story is, I don't want to see a CGI monkey speaking in a Bri'ish accent and singing songs.
>next time SD comes on it'll be in glorious native 4K resolution instead of this upscaled eyesore we're forced to deal with each weekget pumped
dogshit smackdown..again. Not watching a sami match bye bye
>>16570836Zoomers don't play GTA right, though, only normal people sit down to watch the in-game tv stuff.>>16570849What does that have to do with anything, lil' zoom-zoom?
>>16570851Fair enough.But what is your opinion of Paddington Bear?
lmao why that mexican guy pale af
>pdub would rather talk about robbie williams monkey movie than the matchrobbie williams monkey movie confirmed big draw and over
>>16570853What the fuck, is that true? USA did 4K for the Olympics so they can do it.
>>16570387I've got a feeling this bitch will be retardedly good in the ring
I hope the Garza win this one
What's the point if having jam-packed houses if like 70% of your roster comes out to literal crickets?
>>16570859
>>16570821Bet you watch wicked too you massive faggot
>>16570851
>>16570861BIG DIMES ROBBIE DRAWING THE HOUSE
>>16570851i feel ya pham but think of the possibilities. if it does good then we could have monkey Baywatch or even monkey Goodfellas later on. shit would be so dimes
I really don't care about these Mexican guys. They aren't even bad or anything they're just kinda there, I forget they exist unless they're on my screen
>>16570867Is it taped?
>>16570860vampire
>>16570867HHH is being lazy and booking filler episodes until Netflix/superstar shakeup
>>16570858My opinion is I have no opinion because I am not British.
>>16570821According to critics Dragon Age: Veilguard and Concord are the best games of this year. If you actually listen to critics in 2024 you are retarded.
wolfkino is on the menu boys
>>16570858Needs to be sent back
>>16570875>They aren't even bad or anything they're just kinda there, I forget they exist unless they're on my screenYou just described the men's tag team division in its entirety.
>Wolf Man movie by the director of The Invisible Manits gonna be kino lads
>Fresh Prince but it's le heckin serious
>>16570899What's gonna be the twist though? Another gaslighting plot would be too obvious and lazy
>>16570888>According to critics Dragon Age: Veilguard and Concord are the best games of this year.this is not even true kek
