>>16570859Who?
i understand that he's a monkey but like why is he a monkey? why did they do that. what does it add to the film?
is it just me but is berto sexy as fuck
>>16570876no it's Memorex
>>16570859Surely this woman won't be bullied relentlessly by mentally ill wrestling fans...
this werewolf movie looks goodi want to see that and nosferatu (sorry robbie)
>>16570889strength is beauty
>>16570867Does anyone on the smackdown roster regularly get a pop outside of Cody, Orton, Roman, and Tiffany Stratton?
>>16570891just got back from nosferatu before smackdown, 100% worth your time. pure kino
>rebooting Fresh Prince of Belairhuh
>>16570904Knight, Logan PaulSD has the best talent but also the worst. Guess which you see more
>>16570905For me the KINO of this days is Sonic 3
>>16570877The director said it helps to better convey his low self-esteem.
>>16570914Shit, I forgot about Knight and it's been so long I forgot about Logan Paul, too
bros i love los lotharios. they are poorly booked and being held down by es co bar si
is DAWK going bald?
i shoot have not been looking at this match at all, have no idea how good or bad it is
>>16570927I remember when Escobar got over as a heel for like 2 weeks and then HHH just never gave him a live promo again
wow
Fuck, let the Garza win
Anyone else remember when Garza sodomized Drew Gulak on Raw? Shit was funny.
the mexicans are way more interesting than the street profits so of course they lost
REMINDER: dawk is the michaelsmontez just missed them entirely KEK
>>16570891its by the same director who did the The Invisibile Man it should be kino
Remember that one promo that Dawkins botched badly trying to explain multiverses n shiet?
>dawkins tagged inSP losing
>>16570942Was BASED
>>16570935SameNetflix shows better be good
this match was way better than i expected
I really wouldn't complain if they had B-fab wrestle more on TV
ELEKTRAS OUTFIT??
>get falsely accused>losedamn what the fuck
Street shitters the most undeserved pushed tag team of all time
>>16570942Vince's last 3-4 years with the book were truly surreal
boring flippy shitters
>fans on the hardcam side>fans in the upper deck
andrade video package oh my days>>16570957they will have her on more, apparently bagley and others were pushing for her backstage and her performance in the triple threat was well received
>>16570966Remember Gunther just chopping Kaiser for no reason
>WASH YO BACK
Andrade dressed like Tony Montana
Andrade vs Shinsuke should be kino if they give them enough time
Paul could really use Malakai right about now
>two non americans fighting for the US titleHHH what do you mean by this?
>>16570955Same, it was actually really entertaining. I think I sincerely like both tag teams now.
>>16570959hot as fuck i could see her underwears
>we went from Knight vs Logan for the US belt to this
>>16570978Haitch in charge literally saved Gunthers career
i just don't like tag team wrestling
3 hr Smackdown starting next week. Based
>has worse English than the Japanese girls in your path.
>>16570993crazy how much of an upgrade this is
I like the Smackdown graphics
>>16570996We know, Vince.
>3hrs againWhy?
Happy to see they're pushing the WWE Vault channel
FAACK THE BOB BACKLUND!!
Shit that Iron Sheik clip just reminded me, is that ECW Arena show up on the vault yet?
STOP GIVING NAOMI MATCHES
>>16571006too many stars
>>16571011it's great
>>16571006Probably because USA is losing RAW. The underused talent will benefit from it so I'm happy with the change
>>16571006More content, more money. Simple as.
Was that the chick that was in NXT and got bullied by Cora and Roxanne?
How come when Sheiky Baby threatened men he was going to fuck them in the ass and make them humble it wasn't the least bit zesty?
>Promoting the WWE Vault channelBases, its such a great YT channel
>>16571029Yes it was.
Based Sheikmeister
>>16571016I thought Naomi was good in her TNA run, what went wrong?
>>16571006So the first hour to get all the women/minority shit out of the way and then enjoy 2 hours of entertaining wrestling.
>>16571037You got a clue.
>>16570859fine lil snowbunny
>>16571020I hope they use that time for some big matches. Give me DIY vs MCMG 2 out of 3 falls.
>Garza, Berto, Theory, Pretty deadly, Vinci, BalorWhy all my favorite wrestlers always lost their matches?
Why don't you simply not fuck people with STDs?
>this pill is not for people who were assigned female at birth
I'm black and gay so, I'm glad there is a prep medication made just for me.
>>16571050Most gays have STDs
>>16571050
>HIV medicine with a main side effect of diarrheaFaggots are so disgusting it's unreal.
ABOLLOOOOOOOOOOO :DDDDDDDDDD
>motorcity midgets
I love Pretty Deadly so much bros
based Apollo
Is B-fab is taller than those manlets?
>sorry porch monkeys, you gotta head back to the back of the busWow.
:D
wtf does "say less" mean? sounds kinda insulting
Apollo is a fucking SNITCH
Apollo always sees
>BACK OF THE LINE DARKIES
Thanks Apollo
kek these retards
>Pretty deadly in a storylinebased
MCMGbros... they're laughing at us again...
>Pretty Deadly height mogs all of themKek
This new storyline has me actually invested in the tag division.
AMATERATSU
>>16571037*Makes you look like a star*
HE SAW IT?the future teller gimmick is back?
did I miss anything?
>>16571072Free lube!
This is the second segment tonight where've they've told the blacks to go to the back of the line.
>>16571081They're from Detroit, that's how they talk over there.
>>16571072I think a lot of people these days are realizing why homosexuality used to be illegal.
>Street Profits dont suspect the obviously just turned heel DIY that cheated to win the titles is Hunter making them retarded on purpose?
>>16571083"I'm already sold so I don't need to hear any more"
>>16571098Yumola.
this is a very lazy main event, why is fucking sami who's not even on the SD roster, main eventing with HIM
>Make like Rosa Parks and get to the back of lineBased MCMG
are they giving apollo his visions back??? it felt like that
Is everyone in the bloodline still in Hawaii or something
>two White men are eye witnesses>a random midget black says they're lying but uses black slang as 'ya'll got yo asses played homie'>somehow this overrides two honest White menFascinating
>>16571095>vanilla midgets 1, 2, 3, and 4>niggers>wood elveskino?
He/Him
>>16571121I don't know but I popped
Melo is so antidimes its unreal
>>16571133melo and dom tag would be dimes, tho
Kek based retard Melo
>>16571133I think he is a BASED heel
>>16571133he's based. he's super charismatic, can cut a promo, is funny and can wrestle. he is a perfect midcarder. if you can't appreciate that idk what you watch wrestling for
>>16571118melo is gonna wrestle circles around this fuckin hobo. 1st round draft pick, michaels of trick melo gang.
Is it just me or does the asian ref look drunk?
>>16571116
I’ll post this again because it has Carmelo in it but I never get any (You)s. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kWLtUyeyk7E
>>16571127>kino?Yeah
>sami is a giant next to melo OK I don't mind short wrestlers but that's too much
its been good Mello has been able to find his groove on the main roster
>>16571145Turn your monitor on
>>16571150I'll watch it after the show. Here's your (You)
>>16571150KINO
>>16571161Yeah Melo is great and he's fitting in nicely.
sami always almost kills himself on that move
>>16571145He has negative charisma.
WE SO FUCKIN HIGH, UPPER ECHILON! STRAIGHT UP!
Why is Bex in that ad?
>>16571192I was just thinking that.Is it a direct hint she is returning?
>>16571183that is obviously untrue. i don't know why you lie
>>16571150kek
>>16571121God I hope so, it was such a kino deranged gimmick
>>16571150
you now remember blair davenport is on smackdown
>>16571150ending popped me
boring shitters
>>16571227The extra hour will probably benefit her a lot.
>20 more minutes of this shitdamn you hunter
https://x.com/noahglobal/status/1872830842223075651
>>16571192She signed a new deal
>>16571227last time we saw her was to job in the triple threatbefore that, she was dragging down my witches even furtherplease keep her away from my witches hunter
>flair not coming out after all
>>16571150lmao based
No bloodline??da fuq?
>>16571248He's winning that belt isn't he?
>>16571248Holy shit! I already ordered this PPV and now I'm super excited.
DAMN
>No Nu Bloodline >No Knight Grim
WATCH AEW
>>16571248He looks gigantic next to them
>>16571278as if he doesn't look gigantic elsewhere
>>16571248Mutoh got his fave in
thaat was a really good clothesline
>>16570859That face is not pleasant to look at...
Based coconut theater
>KO letting sami get beat down by the bloodlineBASED
>>16571277In 15 minutes I will
>>16571276so christmas episodes are pretty much the workrate episodes since most draws take vacations
Solo must have botched the shit out of that for them to cut to the floor kek
holy fuck man right in the beard too
I LOVE YOU SOLO
strowman vs the new bloodline!!!! dimes!!!!
>roman, I'm comin' for you, nigga
Solo looking like Rock from 1992
KINO SEGMENT HOLY FUCK
>yet another episode ending with a Bloodline beatdown
Solo has lost a lot of weight.
>Roman once again doing nothing while his bloodline gets beatenDREWISRIGHT
>>16571316I found it...
Holy... Kevin will shoot heem sami
this segment is unhinged lmao
>straight to KO since Aldis is in the ringCan't wait for Smack to be 3 hours
>pink sneakersBit zesty innit
I missed that match because I had to take a massive shit. What did I miss
Braun vs Fatu was fucking KINO moment
2 hours of shit all to culminate in a KO/old bloodline/nu bloodline/strowman/melo schizokino brawl... BRAVO HUNTER
Booooo!I wanted to see if Jacob could Samoan Drop Brawn
i feel like werewolf movies stopped being made for a while
>>16571316Unfortunately Jacob has started to gain it again
>>16571337Say what you want but I really like this kind of crossover chaos
>>16571342definitely a drop off after the 1980's
>>16571347it's amazing, there should be more storylines that crossover between large swathes of the roster
>>16571356i like the tag team stuff this week for this reason too
>>16571347>>16571356Why are you all creaming yourself over shit Heyman did 30 years ago?
>>16571367because heyman isn't booking smackdown in 2024 and we aren't getting this sort of thing anymore
>>16571367who cares if someone else did it
POP
cody could've at least had the decency to come out in a neckbracewhere the fuck is randy
THE CODESTER YA JUST GOTTA
MASSIVE POPOLA
Bring out Roman.
YA JUST GOTTA
IM THE KIND THAT LIKES TO WORK FROM HOME WHOOA oh.
Cody is dying bros
>backstage bullying continues
So Cody's neck is stronger than Randy's
MONSTER POO
BOO HOO RHODES
i hate face cody
What a faggot. Die Cody.
>>16571381
>>16571395Cody and his theatrical beats. He sounds like a James Lipton on steroids.
>I DO THIS FOR THE KWEENS
for my girls
for his LEGACY BROTHER
cody rhodes needs a better moveset
special....
His cousin? Nepotism?
kek KO
I love the Code man.
Good promo from the Codester
>>16571396I want to have sex with Natty's mouth
I miss Rhea.
>>16571396dat phat booty doe
dustin absent from those mentionsalso cawdy infringing on knight's gimmick brother
>>16571412I get this reference
Codeman means SERIOUS business
STONE COLD CODY RHODES
>>16571419Based. He even copied his lisp.
LADDER MATCH
CODY IS SEETHING
KINOLA
What would Ventura be saying right now to cut Cody's balls off?
Bros I'm marking out
cawdy just threw out his voice KWABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBoh shit at the ROYAL RUMBLERUMBLE MENTIONED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why hang up the fake one
>>16571396Shoot thought that was Blair for a second.
uh, kevin can't climb a fucking ladder wtf is this shit?
KO is winning this one.
what a qt
FINAL AEW RAMPAGE GET IN HERE>>16567756>>16567756>>16567756>>16567756>>16567756
>>16571446Idk about that one chief
>KO getting cheers when he holds up the belt after assaulting the champion and GMhe's over brother
>>16571437>Easy for Cody to say! He's the one that cheated, Gorilla!
BASED FATASS
>>16571447need an E-Stacy gf
>>16571449I'll be watching Lvl Up
final nxt level up
ILL SEE YOU AT THE RUMBLE, BITCH
>>16571449No thanks
unironically KO should win and they should do Randy vs KO at WM
Ok, Cody vs KO saga is becoming KINO
>16571449grim level of desperation, not even getting a (You)
>>16571449Die in flames you fuckin faggots.
>>16571449we don't watch that show here
was Braun even involved with the bloodline beside being Romans first defense
BASED. KO KO KO.
>>16571449kek what's the matter no football lead in for this show unlike smole-ision
>I am the true champ>AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHGI love this fatass
>I AM THE TRUUUUUE CHAMPIIIIOOONNNkek
>kevin jobbing at the rumble again for the wwe championship
Based fatass
>>16571449kek begging for posters now hogwheels?
>>16571449
>not a star wars, fast & furious or harry potter filmwhoa, that's a first
where to watch lvlup if this movie is on for the next 2 hours?
That last face.. he ate his boogers.
>>16571485Peacock, right after SmackDown Lowdown.
W Crashout K.O.
>stream site has never once had level up>have it for the last onefor what reason
>chris jericho comes out dressed like lady liberty wait, is paul copying AEW?
What about Matt Camp?
I hope they use this match to replace the universal belt with the winged eagle
>>16571712>>16571712>>16571712Get in here sickos
>>16570877THIS
>>16570859This bitch needs 10lb sucked out of her neck
This board is already obsessed with that poor girl and she hasn't even debuted yet.
No joke at a glance I could’ve sworn that was Iyo Sky in OP