I'll be back edition (Sad news... the Captain was shoot hurt and required wrist surgery. Rumors say she could be out of action for 2 months. Whether this is in-ring or TV all together remains to be seen. All we know is even with an iron arm, arrrr Captain is still extremely CUTE and SEXO and even as a terminator we will still sail to the edge of the world for 'ri! We await further updates for arrrr Captain on her recovery and the possible war against Skynet.)Previous: >>16582215Special Thread Theme: https://youtu.be/pVZ2NShfCE8Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareTheme of Kairi's Krew:https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09Socials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
>>16651053Kairi is cute
time to retire
>>16651053'ri-800 is a QT
It's still in the cards bros
>>16651194
>>16651438>mfw I have to watch a 40 minute Shota match
>>16651053A terminator gimmick would be dimes and boner fuel frfr
>>16651194She looks really good with that belt
>>16651194it is meant to be
>>16651053We miss you GOAT!!!
>>16651821Who made this? That's incredible!
>>16651194>>16651438Never stop believing in Ho-champ!
/arrrr/gghhh!! Kairi! I love Kairi! There. I said it.
>>16652483Everybody is saying this!
>>16651438>when the Dome is only 20% filled for the biggest shows of the year
>>16652608That was very sad to see. They've fallen so far since WK13
>>16651053Based Terminator Pirate
Remember to pray for Kairi! She is a Christian and would appreciate it!
>>16652608Everything AEW touches turns to shit
>>16652483I want to sail the seven seas with Kairi.
>>16654102Don't we all
>>16653312Good idea. I hope /arrrr/ girl is comfy and takes the time to properly heal. She said she pushed through some busted ribs last year. Sometimes she's just too hardcore for her own good. Rest up Kairi!
>>16654520She really is a fucking soldier
>>16654743Hunter needs to give her a world title run for her work ethic and loyalty, even if it's transitional for a month.
>>16654520whose giant porno fuckbed is that?
>>16651053Most would say the cutest and the sexoest
>>16651053I want to coom inside this player
>>16655247That's very objectifying anon
I will objectively coom inside Kairi Sane.
>>16655107Kairi's
Found a cool little Kairi documentary that was made while she was wrestling south of the border. You can enable English subtitles.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCnEcTvAScc
>>16656589Nice! Will watch it later.
>>16654520If this ain't the first thing I see when I make it to heaven, there will be hell to pay.
>>16656589>Kairi crying at the end.
>>16656589>>16657475I really liked this. It was all very candid...she's a sensitive and adorable gal.
>>16657254I'm not sure how i feel about this pic. The positive is that we see her toes. The negative is that we don't see Cheese at the end of the leash. She's cute as usual, but we need more content of my homeboy Cheese.
>>16657825>Cheese at the end of the leashNay, 'twas I at the end of the leash
>>16658280kek
We love our Kairi, don't we folks?
>>16651053I love Kairi!
WE MISS YOU CAP'N!!!!!!!!https://youtu.be/-oZoO1W_Wdc
>>16657825I wonder if we could get away with a /cheese/ general on /an/...
Bump
Saw a clip of Kairi doing the Insane Elbow on that video they were projecting on the sheet posted around the ring. That's a good sign for our girl, right?
>>16662731Raw is 'ri brother!
>>16662731Yeah, a good sign for /ourgirls/ to have them on the intro package, shows who they view as marketable stars
Gotta bump the Captain tonight, the basedness of the new Raw has the trannies seething
>>16663987but no dakota
>>16651053I wanna coom inside this terminator player
>>16664165Yup, page 5 in 20 min. Batten down the hatches lads!
>>16651053Kairi should have got to ride out with taker
Barely seeing her in promos even. Fuck Netflix and Raw. Give us more Kairi.
Kek at least Iyo got a big pop and birb got booed
>>16665285Cumming on cyborg Kairi's original eye to help remind her of her humanity.
>>16667531>coom with me if you want to liveGet 'ri in the next movie Hollywood jews
>>16666680mmmmm Taker would have to ride bitch though...thems the rules
>>16667916That's a pretty neat 'ri
>>16667981Neat 'ri's are what I'm all about. I had seen this one before, but I only just sniffed out this high-res version of it.
>>16667916KEEP ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN, 'RI
Sliding BUMP
>>16657254long live the straw-hat pirates!
We did it 'riGODs!!! We survived the tardpacolypse
>>16670294it's still going
>>16670294but you're still here ?
>>16670294based 'ritards cannot be defeated!
>>16670216>YWN walk on an open pasture, wearing straw hats together with Kairi, making your way to a picnic spot a d see the sun gleam in her eyes as she smiles at you.
>>16671278That's the dream. We should all be so lucky.
>>16670936Undefeated and undisputed. We've never lost a single round!
>>16671880Many people are saying this
https://x.com/KpopHan4k/status/1876403361001697733high def hojo
>>16651053I made a Terminator 'ri entrance...https://youtu.be/wJtBX4yeWQU
>>16672093Dangerously based>>16672132Also dangerously based
>>16672093>you look like a good 'ritard
>>16667916I think I speak for all of /arrrr/ when I say the Undertaker is a poser biker. He ain't bout that life like 'ri
>>16656589でも日本語が話します
>>16672555Yikes. Refer to South Park’s gay bikers. Kairi is better than that.
>>16672631I wish. I just keep a notepad file of useful moonrunes which is how I found this lol
Kairi has gone SANE
>>16672132Very cool. Sometimes when I need to get pumped up in the morning I will listen to the terminator music while crouching in the shower and then slowly rise to a standing position when that 'da da dum da dum' part plays.
>>16673112Will Kairi appear naked in the street in a time machine portal?
>>16673322She'll portal right into the middle of the ring naked at number 30 and win the rumble. You heard it here first.
>>16672555I love biker Kairi...but those things are death traps and I'm glad she doesn't ride anymore.
>>16674016>Doggo sniffing Kairi's feet.He's just like me.
>>16673447Whoa, Are you from the future????
>>16674016I wish I was that dog in that particular moment, GOD
Can't wait for the 'RI-turn of the century
>>16673447Sounds dimes
board moving quick today
>>16672132Very cool
Insane EL-BUMP
>>16674016Lucky dog
>>16676816Raw killed it last night and a certain AEWtist has been seething and shitting up the board non-stop
>>16677820yeah I just saw the falseflag no milly thread
>>16674016>>16674961>>16675773Looks like some mutual satisfaction is happening here with this foot sniffing. How did I reach the point in my life where I am jealous of a dog lol
>>16678778Everyone is jealous of the dog
>>16674016I'm a schnauzer mark, so this picture really has a lot of good things going for it. I wish I was that little furball for that moment in time.
>>16677445Kawaii
Can we get 3 cheers for lil kabuki sis Giulia winning her first title in WWE?
>>16680224Yay Giulia
Wrestling board game expansion came in the mail today. Say hello to TEMU Kairi Sane.
>>16681504Neat. Is Kaori Kane a high level player?
>>16681943Does the character have the ability to shoot flames from the ring posts?
>>16681504>the little red 'ritard
>>16681504That's gotta be Kaori Kane!
>>16680224Oh wow already? You think she'll get called up to main roster soonish?
>>16682674I think it's basically guaranteed she'll be in the Rumble this year, and I wouldn't be surprised if she gets a full call up by next year
>>16681504>Highest stats in feet and moneyWhat did they mean by this?
>>16651053I need to coom inside this terminator
>>16682674>>16682744She's definitely good enough. But I imagine it would be hard to justify bumping her up right away when there are a lot of other talented girls who have been around for much longer.
big hat HojoBIG HAT HOJO!
>>16683791cuuuuute...Kairi must own so many hats
>>16651144>>16651497>’ri-800 is sent back from a dystopian future to prevent the rebellion of mankind against the Skynet>in order she has to stop (You), the pinnacle NEET from becoming the ultimate IT turboautist who can see through the Skynet’s virtual fuckery>to accomplish her mission, ‘ri-800 must fuck (You) and become (You)r girlfriend so (You) dont have time on nerd shitwyd
>>16684226I would undoubtedly be grateful that they sent me a 'ri-800 with orders to be my girlfriend instead of orders to terminate me.
>>16684368‘ri-800 models are too cute and therefore cant be programmed for termination orders
>>16676389Love these players
>>16684382I'll take 2!
>>16684226which shitty tardmovie is this from
>>16684471he was a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady
>>16684446>Tamu's form-fitting dress>Kairi's mound thrust out further than her boobsI can't take this....
>>16681943>>16683052>stars= money drawn booking them on the show>boots=workrate, increases reputation of your promotion and you start the next show with higher advanced ticket sales>money= cost to bookProbably not early game, too expensive for the return, better value cards (i.e bootleg Asuka and Shida have the same stats but cost a dollar less). If you can book her for cheaper or after stuff gets rolling yes. Can be even better depending on the promotion and venue bonuses (why Kairi draws mega dimes and is capable of putting on a six star match in Mexico I have no idea). But she's objectively better than say a Maki Itoh who brings in what she costs (lel at her being considered a bigger draw than Kairi but I digress) but her workrate is garbage so she doesn't grow your promotion at all unless the rest of the show is booked perfectly. She's basically a net zero wrestler to make sure you can put on a full show without killing your reputation.
>>16684446fuck New Japan for only giving their match 6 minutes
>>16685832Needed to do a dimeless Horsé angle
>>16685832Someone post the "you are jewish" webm
>>16686902we like Tamara Nakanostein
>>16685832Didn't see this one. Did she have many matches at NJPW?
I might actually buy 2k25 this time if there are actually major updates as rumors say. It would also mean Kairi is in the game from the start this time unlike the very end of the life cycle with 2k24
>>16689001Yea I'll definitely pick it up... the story mode is always fun. And I love playing Kairi dress-up. Would be nice if they gave us Kairi 2019. It's tough to make her brunette version from her blonde model.
>>16684751The classical Asian girl pose - timeless
Kairi should get fake boobs
>>16690860yup, she needs to starve her ego when she returns
>>16690860But I like her smol bewbs. The Zelina look just wouldn't suit her.
>>16690874what ego does she have
>>16690874Yea I don't understand this comment either
>>16691619>>16691950Cora has a "starve the ego" tattoo across her chest, which is funny because she ended up getting huge fake tits to boost her ego
>>16692103Ahhhh I didn't know about her chest tatoo. I don't want Kairi getting any ideas from that skank with her suggestive black kendo stick lol. Kairi is a good girl.
>someone is being an anti in /arrrrr/ >call him an indian>receive a 3 day banwell I guess its confirmed the kairi anti is an indian and a janny
>>16692356Yea I stopped posting in /Kabuki/ a few weeks ago due to the Kairi anti and the thread has died 3 times since lol. Did you just return from a ban anon?
>>16692407technically I am still currently banned for an unrelated shitposting incident on /v/
>>16692407/Kabuki/ goes through waves of usability, depending which of the anti's split personalities is the alpha that day
>>16692563Yea I kinda feel bad for leaving coz I know most people there like Kairi... it's just that one Asuka schizo who loses his shit when he feels she isn't getting enough attention.
>>16692438Ohhhh wat do?
>what'll it be, hotshot?
>>16692840Is she drinking from that skull? Peak. Pirate. Kino.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQYl0mPtFoYsome kawaii from the vault
Zelina commented on Kairi's IG pic of her in the cast that she loves kairi
>>16693595JAV when?
>>16694221Dakota is commenting on SNEED's IG post, telling him to >come back soon, kingSneed ctrl when? Dakota and Sneed are the only 2 good coconuts
>>16692760made a thread about a mod that turned Captain America into Trump
>>16694685What a cutie!
KEEP ROLLIN, ROLLIN, ROLLIN
>>16694367dakota and sneed have a mutual showing of respect. that would be a fun mixed tag team.
>>16696767mmmmmmmmmm
>>16696954Just two Abbos sticking together.
>>16698085C'mon now, Maui's are a lot more respectable than abbo's
>>16696042Pretty. Anybody know what these moonrunes mean and why the number 12 is in the corner?
So I assume Bailey is going to Raw after her talk with the boss. What will this mean for damage ctrl? They wouldn't take her back now they're faces, would they?
>>16698423The USA Network loves our gals, so it wouldn't surprise me if they were requested to be part of the roster after everything shakes out after the Rumble.
>>16698423the show is in San Jose and it's her hometown, so that's why she'll be there
>>16698499if they're making smackdown the smark workrate show (please do this hunter, from one smark to another, we need this) then obviously our girls need to be there along with tiff, charlotte, bianca. but they've been teasing iyo/rhea, and i feel like kairi has more of a chance at gold in the IC picture than the US one, probably dakota too.
>>16698499Nope, /arrrr/ girls belong on the flagship brand. They've already been on Netflix promos. And Kairi had that awesome moving poster at the launch. Besides, Netflix is all about the diversity and they are still trying to establish the brand in the Asian market. Ain't no way they wanna lose their Japanese faction.I'd also like to take this opportunity to smugly point out that Bianca is stuck on Smackdown.
>>16693363Neat. Who was the other girl in the shoot?
>>16696767This pic is the background screen on my phone. Love this biker princess like you wouldn't believe.
>>16696954they are both coconuts, but not related to the rock
>>16699272>I'd also like to take this opportunity to smugly point out that Bianca is stuck on Smackdown.bianca is one of the better workers because most girls can't wrestle. also it isn't like slopdown will be zero talent, allegedly Chad and Drew are going there>>16698867there is literally no one in the US title picture other than Chelsea and they just gave the US title to Shinskea who also doesn't speak good engrish. Kairi can speak engo better than IYO
>>16653312based and true
>>16661294probably, /an/ is slow. I make shit like>why does my dog hate blacksthreads on there sometimes
>>16700661I know Bianca is a big draw... I was just stirring shit. She'll be on Netflix anyway while she has the tag title at least. But I'm really hoping the Kabukis get those back so we get to see them on Smackdown & NXT too. They are owed a mania win.
