Smart 'ri Edition(Other than a lonesome re-tweet, the Captain has gone ghost on the krew. Is she shoot hurt? Is she working an angle? Did batman finally do the needful? Did she get wacked by the Yakuza? Nobody knows but Kairi does remain CUTE and SEXO as we wait for signs of life. Please return Captain! We are barely holding on!)Previous: >>16530103Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareTheme of Kairi's Krew:https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09Socials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
>>16582215Kairi is cute
>>16582219Many people arrrr saying this!
>>16582215WOOOOOOO NEW KAIRI THREAD!!!
>>16582254https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igSHbtv52G4
>>16582283Kairi's sis is such a cutie. Let's hear it for nee-san!!!
>>16582719Yay nee-san!
>>16582283nee-san Housako is so mysterious. I wonder what her deal is.
pancake butt
I'm insane for Kairi Sane!
>>16582215smartest joshi of all
>>16585223extremely low bar
>>16582215was kairi always meant to be replaced by iyo on this bracket? i wonder what the point of even including her in the tournament was
>>16585534to swerve the marks
>>16582215Kairi looks so smart with glasses!
>>16582215Smart 'ri is one of my favorite 'ri's
i prefer Sex' ri
For me, it's Snow 'ri
Share some underappreciated 'ris please!
>>16582215The Dean of Planet Retard University
>>16587226white bitches love the 'ri
>>16587226cute
>>16585534for a "worker's tournament" they decided to put all the best workers in one first round matchthis tournament was a sham from the beginningadam pearce needs to get his shit together, nick aldis, smackdown and the US women's tournament shit all over his farcical one
>>16587477She's the Taylor Swift of wrestling!
>>16588623'ri is a better singer than Tay
Who would win?1 Brock or 1 Kairi?
>>16589069Really depends upon the match stipulation. In 2k24... Kairi would be able to unload upon Brock and he could only retaliate by throwing objects at our plucky 'ri. And Kairi would also put Brock to shame in a sailing match. But for anything fighting or hunting related...it could really go either way.
>>16582254>when mom says the pizza rolls are ready
>>16585223that's like being the world's tallest midget
>>16585534I would say yes, but the radio silence and kairi missing the dark match has got me worked. had it not been for that I would have guessed the order of events were>rhea gets hurt>oh shit we need a new program, have IYO win the battle royal>oh shit Rhea is cleared way earlier then expected, fuck we want IYO to get the IC belt but can't put her in the IC tournament while in a program with Liv, we will use Kairi as a place holder
>>16586900>casually doing a shit job of getting snow off the car
>>16588114Zoey was in a different match, but the main roster has very few good female workers
>>16589945Zoey is a decent worker tbqh. She isn't afraid to take the big bumps either
>>16589945Natty and alba are better workers than zoey. Though i would put her 4th out of everyone here.
>>16590088Also i feel like there is a big gap between those four and then everyone else. Both raver sluts can be good spot monkeys but besides that they are not good workers.
>>16585534No, there is a conspiracy theory being floated around that "Iyo replaced her", by people that don't like Iyo, and their bias prevents them from thinking logically about the evidence, but the circumstances are very strange how Kairi has been pulled from every appearance the last few weeks, it's very unusual
>>16590323it wasn't an IYO decision no matter what. IYO isn't a belt mark and wouldn't be politicking to take Kairi's spot
>>16590395Kairi might be banged up. I really wish she would quit diving from the top rope to the floor. We also might just be getting worked and thus was a way to write her off for a while so she could go back to Japan to hang out with her senpai
>>16590500the stuff that is weird is the lack of social media where Kairi is usually more active than IYO or Asuka and missing advertised dark matches. I know the WWE does that where they advertise people and then don't send them, but that is usually big names and not someone like Kairi
>>16590519The only thing that keeps me from believing she's actually hurt is that it hasn't been confirmed yet. When wrestlers get hurt for real we always find out. If it wasn't an angle there would be no reason for her to stay off social media. I firmly believe Kota is about to screw Iyo over to win the IC title and we may see some sort of power struggle over who gets to keep Kairi.
>>16590540It took like a year to confirm Asuka's shoulder injury, there are laws that prevent them from even disclosing an injury without the wrestlers permission
I'm trying to be optimistic and thinking this is all part of some storyline buildup with damage CTRL vs PFC. Our girls will continue to get rekt in the tournament. Then when things look darkest Asuka returns in the Rumble. Damage CTRL get their mojo back and at mania Iyo wins the women's belt, Kota wins the US belt and the Kabuki's win the tag belt. If we can make it through this rough spot then the payoff will be huge!
>>16590699That's not a bad idea! I hope she's ok, I'm just very concerned right now
>inb4 AI sloppaikr...but the PEWBZ!
>>16582215Yarrr I be wanting her to fart in my blowhole!
>>16589856meow
>Dromedary Princess
kairi was probably told she wasnt going to win the ic title so she pulled a 'that doesnt work for me brother' and went back to japan
IG says she posted something but I guess the story expired before I checked
>>16592305saw it, it was some fanart, i guess that is a sign of life
>>16591473Would be based. She deserves more respect
>>16593396i miss her so much already
I'm thinking about making a tribute video for Kairi since she's apparently dead(I'm not gonna coom on anything I'm not that guy) I'll post it when it's done
Hi guys, I found Kairi!
>>16594017based
>>16594017cool truck
A video in remembrance of the Pirate Princess Kairi who may or may not have been murdered by the Yakuza. Rest in power Queen! You were the best damn Captain a krew could ever ask for!https://streamable.com/52rras
>>16595115Huge pop!
>>16595115WWE will probably shipwreck this off YT because they're like that but here it goeshttps://youtu.be/6k_T2KM7aJ4
>Iyo and Dakota but no KairiI can't handle this
>>16595355She's really gone isn't she?
>>16595355>1988-2024Kek
>>16595355This better not be real
Like I said, there was no conspiracy to replace Kairi
>>16593396based Kairi deporting daygos
Will she be back for the Netflix show? I'm Jonesing hard, lads.
>>16597772>Will she be back for the Netflix show?probably not. best case scenario she would walk out with Dakota and maybe stand in the background of she did a promo beforehand/after. They have too many other dimesless angles going on next week to give her any tv time.
my speculation is that she has a sick relative
>>16597966I think she might be dead. If we don't have signs of life by the next thread then OP needs to cook up a Funeral Edition of arrrr
>>16594017that's not kairi that's locker room leader, bullet club founder, NJPW legend, inaugural universal champion finn "fxxx" "prince" balorthat would be a good mixed tag team though
>>16597966cheesegods...
>>16598099finn is the most dimeless member of judgement day
>>16598134famously dimes wrestler raquel rodriguez
>>16598156raquel is dimeless, finn is just even more dimeless. once he leave JD he is going to be a piss break like seff and punk
>>16598169The truth about Judgement Day is the only person who is actually over is Dom.
>>16598182JD McDon'tgoogleme and carlito are funny. finn is just boring
>>16598182liv is over afraid socarlito is minorly over, like everyone likes him but not that much
Red 'ri
student 'ri
I can't believe the last time we heard from Kairi she was screaming with her hand in the box. This wait for news is killing me. It's all so bizarre how they keep telling us she'll be there but then she isn't. This is clearly a lot more than a minor injury or kayfabe anticipation build-up. /arrrr/ demand answers!
>>16598842The silence feels awful, just want to know if she's ok
>>16595355Send this to her on X! She will have to re-tweet it if she thinks we think she's dead
>>16599038Haha I was actually thinking of making some kind of shit ai art to tweet her just to bait a retweet. Surely she just doesn't realise how concerned are right now.
>>16598607When it comes to Monday, she'll always earn.Don't try to teach her - she got nothing to learn.
the thing that annoys me the most is that when kairi comes back they aren't going to let her get the belt off nepohog. the hog will have a long dimeless reign, just like bianca and jill are having, just like rhea had with the main belt
[Great News] Kairi is alive and well. She’s currently hanging out with Xia Li in Japan
>>16599415YEESSSSSSSSS!!!! Long live the captain! She's looking amazing, as always.
>>16599415>kairi is hanging out with someone who works for epic gamesewww
she tweeted
>>16599415>>16599674WOOOOOOHH!! GIMME A HELL YEA!!
>>16599515iirc that chick used to work for wwe 2k so thats probably why she xia and kairi are hanging out
>>16599415>CyberFight StaffYo ho ho, what is the HOJO doing???
>>16599415>>16599901
>>16599901Apparently she was with XIa Li when she had her match in tjpw a few days ago
>>16599914Ah, makes sense, but still, interesting timing
>>16599686Yea boi we're back in business!
>>16599415Based! No cast or crutches either! This is excellent news!
>>16599686hell yea
>>16599724yeah, but she also worked on league of legends and fortnite
>>16601632I want to poke these love handles.
Why did Zoey choose to lose doing a flying nothing instead of her drop kick?
Kairibros... I'm thinking I jumped the shark when I made that memorial video yesterday. I'm sorry guys...
>>16603059Tweet it to her and she'll probably re-tweet you
>>16603123Perfection
>>>/r/19582407I know some of you don't into ai, but if you do this thread is the motherload
>>16604824I don't want to see kairi getting gangbanged or IYO being fucked with a poop dick.
>>16603059It was still a very thoughtful and cool video. And to be fair a few of us got worked into a shoot when we didn't get a Christmas message. I suspect it was all some sort of family issue.
>>16604856there is a lot of tasteful Kairi solo posing and I didn't see any poopdick
>>16603108>>16603059yea just maybe cut out the 1988-2024 part and you could be onto a nice retweet
>>16605116He could just say he got scared when she went ghost and overreacted. It happens to the best of us.
I took out the 1988-2024 but I do not have X since Elon banned me for saying I'd rather shove a broken beer bottle up my ass than own another Tesla. If one of you guys wanna try to get that sweet 'ri-tweet then feel free.https://youtu.be/-oZoO1W_Wdc
>>16605394elon banned me for saying becko and assplay were shitters
>>16605394I marked out when she dropped the elbow on sashitter
Happy New Year Kairibros!
>>16606267you too
PREDICTION. They are cooling Kairi off to reset recency bias of her being a pin eater and weak and have her return stronger in a single run setting. Why do I think that? Her last few matches with Iyo as tag term partner mostly consisted of her showing off her moves, it was clear that she took center stage for a good while in those matches and aced it. They might be prepping her for a singles run bros. Perhaps with a debut of a new gimmick too.
>>16606546nah. doesn't explain her missing a dark match or the twitter silence. even when they cooled off the fat irish pig before the IC tournament she was regularly wrestling on main event and in house shows
>>16606546i choose to believe this
>>16604824not into ai porn at all but its nice to see kairi is OVER MASSIVELY with the ai coomer demographic. if only paul could see it maybe he'd give her a push
>>16606546I'd love to finally see Kairi get her singles push. Not sure about the new gimmick though...If anything she should lean into the pirate princess thing a lot more. But I reckon Asuka will be returning in the next few months and Kabuki kino will be back on the menu. Though I suppose there's no reason why Kairi couldn't hold the tag belt while also competing for the IC belt.
>>16607208In Japanese culture it is considered prestigious for a woman to be the object of masturbatory stimulation for many men. Source: my anus.But think of all the new fans and gooner energy this lewdness is drawing for the captain. I guess that's something.
The stars have aligned!
>>16607318I think Kabukairi has a wider appeal than as pirate princess, but honestly just imagine having her bring a treasure chest to the ring each week and inside is a title.
>>16608257Treasure chest Kairi's time was far too short. A revival would be instant-dimes
>>16604824Will be gooning
'ritards are so smart and talented!
REtards arise
>>16582215Kairi is coming back as a massive heel pirate. No more fan interaction, pure evil and only out for the title. Will betray Iyo and Asuka. Won’t post anymore. I will boo her because it’s my duty as a fan. But she knows I still love her.
>>16607208paul is aware people like Kairi. she gets more tv time than any jobber other than maybe r truth. she gets more tv time than chad and alpha academy
>>16609757this is THE foursome. my 3 all-time favorite asian women
Feeling like shit today, please post your cutest 'ris.
>>16610896I hear you on that, but I'd worry about Sally beating the shit out of me in a jealous rage just for looking at Poi a bit too long.
>>16609757'ri, 'oi & 'ri
bad news for kairi and us. WWE jews plan on not holding another house show until mid march in yurop and want to reduce shows from 300 to 250 to 200, reduce shows in the US and jack up ticket prices for raw, slopdown and ppvs. Kairi had the 6th most matches this year (wait, IYO had more? Kairi really slowed down after Asuka got hurt) and with RAW and slopdown going to 3 hours there will be fewer dark matches
petulant 'ri
>>16610172I'd like to see Kairi join up with Shotzi in a Girls und panzer gimmick. Just a pair of nasty heels crushing people's stuff with their tank.
>>16610172I hear it's gonna be a lesbian pirate who forces the other girls into sex acts.
>>16613210Kairi's joining the PFC?
>>16612230petulance personified
>>16613292No Kairi will only be lezzing out with hot women
>>16613444Kairi, Katana & Zelina form the SSS (Smol Scissor Society) and engage in the cool kind of lesbianism... not to be confused with the dyke-style practiced by PFC. They would make lesbians great again!
>>16609757I choose to believe that Poi is not wearing a top, and only the sign stops us from seeing her booba.
>>16613145shotzi sucks so much she kawb'd herself in a spot during a taped show from 2 weeks ago and they left it in for some reason. either she resigned an NXT contract or she is going to get fired like Indi when her contract ends
festive 'ri
>>16614552Triple H loves Shotzi for some reason
>>16614656Goth chicks with tattoos is Hunter's fetish.
>>16614552Shotzi's faceplant was a bit of kwab...but not as bad as Kairi delivering her diving headbutt to the announce table lol. They are hardly going to release her when she only just came back. She is part of the Tatum gang!
>>16614939Kairi Kawb's herself live. Shotzi kwab'd herself on 12/19 and for some reason they left it in on a show airing on 12/31
>>16614875A very respectable fetish
>>16615430tatum ticks all his boxes>goth>tatted>leather>bodybuilder (though not tranny looking enough for his taste)but i just know he won't give her the big push he should, he will find a way to fuck her up even though she's perhaps among the freest money in the fed
Please someone tell me Kairi has a child. Someone has hot as her as a duty to breed.
>>16615522Not yet... Batman refuses to do the needful
>>16615430someone posted tatum without makeup and it was weird
>>16615522>>16615541her husband's dick don't work
>>16615837Yea I know what you mean. I can't think of any other wrestler who benefitted so much from a simple make-up change.
>>16615936she also used to have tanned skin and lighter hair. going pale with black hair works wonders for a lot of girls
>>16615541>>16615839/arrrr/ must do the needful and channel our potent sexual energies towards the Batman. He'll never get over without our strength.
>get fingerbanged by KairiWhat do though?
>>16616529probably feign being shot, drop down to the mat...and then fingerbang her right back with my kayfabe last breath.
>>16614552>or she is going to get fired like Indi when her contract endsIndi being fired was weird because she had more potential than some of the women on the main roster that are still around. I feel like there's a lot of dead weight in WWE in general. You could get rid of a third of the roster and nothing would change. It's a lot of people doing nothing who will never do anything.
>>16616529Lay back and wait for her to use her mouth (I'm Iyo, btw)
>>16616825I've always liked Indi and think she is really nice to look at but, she is just way too awkward in ring to take up a spot. Yes, there are many girls like that on the main roster and you could drop them with little to no effect but, I'm thinking it was just a thing where her contract came up and with NXT's women's roster doing so well, it made sense not to give her 3 more years. If she ends up on TNA, that'll be a good spot for her.
>>16617158Indy being release kinda surprised me. I could think of a few girls a lot more useless than she was. Candice seems to be doing better without her though.
>>16609685>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdRQCjl68Dssupremely visual segment, well, the right side of the screen
>>16618204Kairi's scared face is so cute.
>>16618204kairi so cute
>>16616825pretty sure indi was fired because her contract ran up and they didn't want to pay her main roster money
>>16618204is liv wearing 12 inch platfrom shoes? she is not that much taller than IYO
Kairi hasn't uploaded to her YouTube channel in a year and a half
>>16621027Send out a search party! I honestly don't mind about her youtube presence...just so long as she doesn't subject us to another excruciating absence from social media. How dare she have a private life! Besides, Kairi is so gracious that she works harder for KCTV than her own channel. What a gal.
>>16621027link the channel
>>16621312https://www.youtube.com/@KAIRI_OFFICIAL
>>16621518kairi baby metal?
>>16621652dem fishnets...
>>16621518Sexy legs.
>>16621518hadn't seen this one before
>>16621518Very cute 'ri!
Kairi's good friend Natsumi lost her belt so now she can have a friendly game
>>16623334>Poi enters the rumble and only goes after bianca and naomi
>>16623762I was talking about Showzuki lol, but that works too
Do you think Kairi and Natsupoi agree on certain viewpoints?
>>16624730you tell me
>>16624752I can't tell if this is a yes or no
Princess of the zorb
>>16625144I wish she was sitting on my face instead.
>>16625144YUMOLA
>>16625144Kairi has balls for posting this
>>16625144wasnt this ball thing invented for the bong army?
Kaori
>>16625144Dangerously based
Soon
>>16628917Not soon enough lol
>>16628917Goddamnit I’m not normally a coomer but Kairi’s face right there….fuck.
Guys…
>>16629368she has a vagina!
[Exciting News] Kairi will return with an Iron Woman gimmick
>>16629368KWAB
>>16629368Fuuuuuuuuuuck..... Like I said, no conspiracy, it's way worse
>>16629368>BuT It WaS IyO HoGaNFucking assholes never gave a shit about Kairi's health, hope they feel ashamed over how they just forgot about her
>>16629677That's three people in Damage CTRL that have been injured in the last 12 months. All to prop Iyo up.
>>16629708You're a disgrace for forgetting about her, you never gave a shit about Kairi fuck you, disingenuous poser
How long did it take Giulia to recover from her wrist surgery? 7 or 8 weeks right?
>>16629747I didn't forget about her you fucking twat! Jump up your own ass and die Iyofag!
>>16629894Giulia's injury happened at Fields Forever on May 20th, Summer Destiny was July 13th and she wasn't medically cleared until a couple of days before that, so about 7 weeks.
>>16629368Oh shit so she was actually injured? Goddamit. U guys realise Kairi fans and Iyo fans are the same people, right?
it was obvious she was shoot injured
>>16630321Hopefully Kairi can recover that quickly, there's also a chance the surgery was a couple of weeks ago, and she's just posting pics now?
>>16630144>Cries about "IyO HoGaN StEaLiNg KaiRi's oPpORtuNiTIeS" >Claims Kairi was never injured, "It WaS aLwAys tHe PlaN" >Celebrates when Iyo loses to Lyra and spams bird threads>Never says a word about Kairi afterwardsFake ass poser fan
>>16629368She honestly looks so beautiful here
>>16631931Very
>>16631931>>16632105Nothing activates the protective instincts like an injured 'ri. I just wanna scoop her up and give her a hug, guys.
>>16629368did she break her wrist?
>>16629368I wonder if she did this before the cross body. didn't IYO have to help her up onto the ropes?
>>16629894was it the same injury?
>>16629368>>16629514https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SfisdbkBhXsshe doesn't have anything on her arm during this segment, but wasn't involved in the brawl and IYO had to help her up the ropes, but she used her right hand to hold onto IYO's and gets up with her right hand. plus I don't think Shayna and Zoey are big enough retards to drop Kairi
>>16629594>>16629677the IYO hogan fags were becko loving IYO anties who were only saying it because people talk shit about becko's lack of character
is she retiring the elbow?
>>16633088Ohh I wouldn't say Becko has a lack of character... more like 'The Man' is just a super shit character. I only tolerate her because she was looking out for Kiairi back during TLC when Chuck was on a rampage.
>>16633430lack of character also means "bad person"
>>16633454Isn't she considered a locker room leader though? Surely she didn't get that reputation by being a total bitch.
>>16633430>more like 'The Man' is just a super shit character.it was shit when she came back from giving birth and was built like a skeleton still trying to act like a badass. She should have changed it up.
>>16633640I liked her old riverdance gimmick. NXT Becko was gorgeous.
>>16633640Didn't she use her Big Time Bex gimmick when she came back?
>>16633602Charles is literally the only female wrestler that has had backstage issue with Becky
>>16633831>>16633602there is no way becko isn't going to book herself into another dimeless feuds with rhea so they can have another ass mania match
>>16633831based charles found a way, another first, another record broken
>>16633934Becko ain't got time to be Hoganing... she's the newest crewmember of the Enterprise.
>>16633978no, it just means her and seff are going to do the same bullshit as last year >show up and demand major tv time for the rumble until mania>fuck off>come back for MitB>fuck off >Come back for summer slam>fuck off until survivor series
>>16631597>>Claims Kairi was never injured, "It WaS aLwAys tHe PlaN"it still might have always been the plan. When did they announce the bracket? 12/2nd? We don't know what the injury is, when she injured it, when she had surgery or what the time table is. the rumble isn't until Feb 1 (a very late rumble). Kairi was in the tag match and the battle royal on nov 2nd and 3rd (we need to nuke germany, cage match writes dates retarded), she was in a 6 girl tag match nov 11th, a 4 min tag match dec 2nd and did a cross body that she needed IYO to help her up the rope for on 12/9 that doesn't look like sonya, zoey or shayna fucked up catching her. she didn't wear a brace or anything on her arm the whole time so who knows when she hurt it and it could have been something like Asuka where it was hurt for a while and they just scheduled it for the holidays because she wasn't planned to win the IC anyway so they wanted IYO to job and she won't have much to do before the rumble since they have to do all those gay dimeless matches on netflix raw
>>16631597Fuck off and keep oinking Bitchtits. Iyo sleeps with WWE management and is the reason why no one else in Damage CTRL gets a push btw.
>>16634492You are an obvious agent provocateur. Kairi and Iyo have been friends for like 13 years. How could you like one but not the other? And the Kabuki's got a good push...and will inevitably get another. They are the best tag team around, after all. But we all know that WWE singles Kairi is a jobber, Asuka has already told her story, nobody really cares about Dakota, and Iyo is considered amongst the best in the world. Would I like to see Kairi get a mega-push and dab on Rhea, Becky, Bianca...and even Iyo? Sure. But that ain't gonna happen.
>>16634492Sorry buddy, my reply here >>16635568 was meant for this guy >>16634745 who is trying to stir up trouble between Kairi and Iyo fans... but 4chan wouldn't let me delete it even after 5 min lol
kairi hasn't shown why she deserves a pushyou can't say they weren't giving her something at first, she won the mae young classic after allshe just never connected with the main roster audience like asuka or iyo did. then of course she went back to japan for covid (demonstrates disloyalty to the fed) - now that she's back and sawdusted, and seems to have a 50/50 chance of having a big botch every match, the likelihood is even less than everthis isn't a hate post directed at her either it's just straight facts
>>16636063>she went back to japan for covid (demonstrates disloyalty to the fed)her exit was probably the most peaceful and 'on good terms' exit in the recent years. and initially she worked as an ambassador and wanted to retire from in-ring. but i cant argue with the rest. the best she can hope for is a few more tag team reigns with asuka, maybe a feud for a midcard title
>>16636063can't disagree with this aside from the "disloyalty to the fed" thing, they kept paying her while allowing her to stay in Japan, so obviously they still had a favorable relationship.I do agree that Kairi has been phoning it in for the most part since coming back to WWE. She pretty clearly just wants to goof around with her friends and not try very hard in matches. I think she could get a run with the Intercontinental title at some point, that'll be her peak. She'll never be in the main event picture, which I never expected when she came back anyway.
>>16636803>>16636063there is no way Kairi was ever going to get a turn with the main belt anyway, she is buried under better talent like IYO and Asuka, gayches fetish Rhea and Tiff and fucking backstage politicking nepo babies like becko, chuck and nia. Becko, Chuck, Sashit and bayree just spent the better part of a decade playing with the belts between themselves and burying every other girl they could
>>16636846don't forget about Super Bianca
All strong points... but Kairi a cute though
>>16636846>she is buried under better talent like IYONo. Oinko isn't better by any stretch of the imagination, Bitchtits.
Need Goon Warlock to send Kairi his healing magiks
Slow day
>>16637853Again Hogwheels exposes himself as the antischizo poster after exposing himself as being real unlike bitchtits who we've never confirmed. Stay the fuck outta here you retard
>>16640192bitchtits was ojama's made up foe. one thread "who is ojama? shut up bitchtits." another thread "fuck bitchtits. no fuck you ojama." people called him out for the forced meme and the bitchtits moniker disappeared. now ojama pretends he isnt on the board but him and his faggot frens still use "bitchtits" as a comeback, just like how we call all aewtists trannies. rovert is a wannabe mexican tranny so he stole all of ojama's schtick.
>>16636846Abd she doesn't deserve it. Kairi has been terrible since she came back. 55 year old Trish worked better than her.
>>16640438i thought ojama was the enemy of hogwheels
>>16640498theyre both aewtists. one posts in a reddit style the other in a braindead, short form, shitpost style thats everywhere
>>16640496No way you can say this when she's been stealing the show every time she's been tagging recently.
evil kairi
>>16637796hair too short
>>16640192why don't we have flags? every board should have flags
>>16628917giwtwm...either of them
>>16641354because it turns into fucking /int/. only amerimutts want flags because they make up the majority so nothing changes for them
>>16629368>>16629514She better get a Pirate Hook
>>16641404>thirdworlder mad he would be ID'd as a third worlder if there were flags
>>16629514wasn't there a wrestler who used to stiff guys with a metal rod in his arm?
sad kairi
>>16641445100% this. We've outed South Americans as being Nashposters and Hogwheels as being a legit crippled schizo from Ireland with just 2 /sp/ crossover threads.
>>16641043Stealing the show with her momentum botches. Kairi has been all time awful. Torrie Wilson tier.
>>16589069Kairi 1.
>>16641946kairi is based and gets bigger pops than 95% of the women's roster. When Kairi does anything the crowd goes crazy, when nepohog comes out you can hear a pin drop
>>16642083You don't have to lie about her being over and a good wrestler just because you jerk off to her.
>>16642102you are clearly a seething tranny anti
>>16642156You're clearly a cum brain retard parasocial freak.
>>16642159yeah I hit a nerve, you have no dick, tranni boi
>>16641946Again, you do not watch the show then. Or you're going off one of the few botches that we're visible on camera. You disregard the amount of times she's wrestled on house shows alone, gone through televised matches without botching and was heavily featured in the ones when she was tagging with Iyo. You see one move done wrong and immediately call her a botch machine, which tells me you aren't arguing in good faith.
>>16642411considering how shit the majority of the women's roster is at wrestling kairi is one of the better workers
>>16642102But she does get decent pops. And she really has looked good in her past few matches...despite the announce table bump. Why are u here just to pick on poor injured Kairi? Go away.
>>16642102kairi is more over than like 90% of the roster but that's mostly because the other girls come out to straight crickets
>>16643623Again. You don't have to tell blatant lies just because you jack your tiny dick to her. You're making yourself look like a retard. People would respect you more if you just said you think she's hot and you want to fuck her.
>>16643732I mean a man would be a straight-up fool if he didn't think Kairi was hot... but this don't change the fact that she is still more popular and talented than most.
>>16643965That's why Cora Jade's merch is out selling hers lol.
>>16644008Well yea Cora just returned and has new merch.
>>16641450Logan Paul got metal in his hand... but still feels the need to resort to brass knucks... the rascal.
>>16645256>>16641450I think that Lex Luger is the answer. It was part of the story with his feud with Yokozuna.
>>16645920>>16645256Its this guy
>>16644008Eeeew what dafug dis whore doing in my Kairi thread?
Kairi should get big, fake tits while she's out
>>16629368/Kabuki/ Klub really checkmated us by using this image for their OP. Well played you magnificent bastards. Well played.
>>16647802flat is justice
>>16647802>>16647882I'm happy with her small booba which she can transform into mid-booba with a push-up bra if needed.
Guys I feel bad because I agreed with an anon earlier that Kairi was a jobber. But this only encouraged him to say mean things about her. So from now on I will argue to the bitter end that Kairi is the GOAT. Fuck that guy.
ohhh pitchads...
>>16648278>mind the gap>no booba>no cleavagewhat did she mean by this?
>>16648312There are 2 answers to this but neither is wrong.
>>16647878We should just use it for the next OP anyway lol. Show them we won't be pushed around!
Hearing Kairi's wrist might take around 2 months to heal. This will be /arrrr/ biggest challenge yet.
>>16648278my god
>>16648491Do we know what the injury was and when she got it>2 monthsfuck so best case scenario is a Kairi tag or IC match at the gas chamber or very unlikely mania
>>16648491Does that include the time she's been off already?
>>16648532>>166487922 months (approximately) for recovery time after the wrist surgery...I guess that surgery happened anywhere between 1 day and 2 weeks before she posted that pic of herself in hospital. No idea.
>>16649332Oh lord in heaven the threads were gaining so much traction too lately. These are going to be a rough two months.
>>166496702 months...I've been known to freak out if I don't see Kairi for 2 weeks. But if /Kabuki/ can last 8 months without Asuka then we can surely hold out for 2 months. We owe it to the captain.
>>16649802We must carry on for the captain
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