TONIGHT from Clarksville, Tennessee>"The Best Bout Machine" Kenny Omega RETURNS to Dynamite!>Toni Storm vs Kris Statlander vs Willow Nightingale>We hear from Jeff Jarrett>Bobby Lashley vs Mark Briscoe>MJF Appears LIVE!>Will Ospreay vs Buddy Matthews>Casino Gauntlet Match for an AEW World Championship shot at Maximum Carnage
I identify as a gamethread 3 poster
KENNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
slave name
yeah, I'm thinking Malakai is gone or about to leave
>raw on netflix was a disaster
>Private Party now has an entourage of local enhancement talentman these guys have had everything thrown at the fucking wall haven't they
>>16689751YOU SKIPPED A GAMETHREAD YOU SKIPPED A GAMETHREAD
>>16689768Yep, he's out. They are setting the stage
based PP bring out some bitches
>melikey blacks getting jannetty'd by his entire stableLmfao.
Cant wait for these dorks to drop the titles
WHITE BOY WILIN
>disbanding the HOB before they get to do Anything worthwhileShame.
Hotshot the Outrunners, Tony
>>16689744good riddance. washed uppity shitter.
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
>>16689768sure seems like the seeds are planted
The blonde and the art school haircut are the strippers or else my future ex-wives
WE HURT PEOPLEWE HURT PEOPLEWE HURT PEOPLEWE HURT PEOPLEWE HURT PEOPLE
They used to hang uppity ones like this in Tennessee
Street Profits ate Home
>>16689781Worst part of hob anyway
>DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOTyeah they're gonna kill these shitters
This is like the first time they've been on this show since winning the belts
>>16689790shame malakai was worthless
NO YOU'RE ALL BLACK DON'T FIGHT EACH OTHER YOU'RE ON THE SAME TEAM
these are the most disgusting women I have ever seen
Alright PP need to have a MCM length title run. They aren't ready
WEHURRRRRRRPEEPL
I heard Ian Riccabani and Daddy Magic talking on commentary and got really hype and then that faggot Excalibur's voice kicked in and ruined my vibe.
>>16689785>still seething about him daring to show empathy 5 years agoRe-evaluate your life
black on black crime oh no desu
WE HURT PEOPLE>WE HURT PEOPLEWE HURT PEOPLE>WE HURT PEOPLEWE HURT PEOPLE>WE HURT PEOPLE
DRIPPED THE FUCK OUT BUSINESS
That decanted water is $15 a shot in Tennessee
>>16689800Keep reminiscing about a time you weren't even aliveSad fuck
coomerbros please ID these skanks
>>16689806They all were. None of them did anything.
I'd party with Bobbo
BOBBO!
I havent had a drink all year, but I'm joining the toast
>>16689813At least Schiavone isn't there
Shelton looks really cool
gdi bobby you had one line
I’ll take the side cut goth and chubby blonde on the right
>the hurt thyndicate
KWABx2
Shelton's about to fuck up the Tojo clan
kek the rope man always plays it serious
I forgot Bobby sounds like that
>>16689768>yeah, I'm thinking Malakai is gone or about to leave
WE HURT PEOPLE>WE HURT PEOPLE
>Didn't down the drinkSorry bros, Hurt Syndicate isn't over with me anymore, wrap it up
>>16689841>da pussy spoiled, sir
We Her Peep Hole
>bobbo going for tag goldmeh>>16689833brody and buddy have bangerinos, julia is the popular one. malakai has been utterly useless for YEARS.
Bobbo and Benno as tag champs will be BEAST
>>16689848Wish he had Bob Sapp's voice
MAN UP!
the rape syndicate:yo we rape kevinwe rape kevinwe rape kevin
his brother died and left poor mark as a midcard jobber.
Time to go full Retard with Mark Briscoe
>>16689849Triple H likes him enough to hire him even if he was 45 by the time his contract is upgood for him
Mark is hilarious
>>16689870KWAB
>>16689858All of them have bangerinos. What did that do for them lmao. Buddy gets two weeks of doing shit in Australia and Tony will forget about him.
Private Party are the most dimeless dorks I've ever seen.They only lucked into belts by being personal friends with the Bucks.
>bobbo tapping chicken on the head like he were a childkek, come on man
thank god mjf is free from cole (probably)
>>16689871He's done a lot since where you been?
>>16689870'Fraid so.
this nigga literally named mark
>>16689886Oh, he's free from ColeBut he's not free from the Devil!
So Max doesn't do PIP?
>>16689879>All of them have bangerinosexcept malakai
>>16689873He went from scary kill your ass backwoods man to comedy slack jaw yokel in record time.
Briscoe v Lashley is a Fire Pro match which I always appreciate
>>16689886He's gonna feud with Daniel Garcia now
Choking chickens with Mark Briscoe
>>16689908i unironically prefer him in gcw taking unprotected light tube shots to the head
WHERR DA SCAPEGOAT AT
>Mark Briscoe had the highest IQ in ROHkek that's actually a shoot
>>16689907Malakai is good no matter how cringe he is. But his booking along with buddys has been atrocious. His singles matches after Cody were with Brock Anderson and griff and then meltzer cried about him not taking pins in trios matches.
>>16689921I miss him
I remember someone asked Ryan Reynolds or someone why they did a mobile game ad and said he almost didn't and had his agent give an impossible six digit number when asked. The mobile company agreed immediately and asked when he'd prefer to shoot.
>>16689790They lost all of their heat after the Codyverse died >No Codyverse>AEW collapses
>>16689924>Brock Anderson What ever happened to that guy?
>>16689924hasn't been good in 10 years. Back injury ruined him. Washed, in-ring.
>>16689751you gotta skip more threads if you want to surpass the 22 gamethreads RAW got little bro ;)
>>16689922Bet he reads Kafka in his spare time
>>16689886they really feuded for a year and half just so Cole can job to MJF
That bump was unnecessary Mark
>>16689935644k
Sigh...Omega's coming out at 9:55, isn't he?
>>16689936
I've been watching AEW for 3 years now and never once saw the House of Black in an actual feud KWAB
>>16689909>The Diffko brothers>Robert Bashley
Hate to be that guy, but what's the story here
>international object
based mark doing whatever he needs to
MOTY
>>16689932went to MLW with his brother as a legacy team act
Ahahahahah megabased
>>16689931The problem is they had no direction. Just constant matches and then they lost to a comedy group who ruined the trios belts. >>16689932He was on rampage once and then released. Literally had his shrimpdick out. >>16689933Nah he’s still great.
Lol based
>international objectkekdeep cut
HES GOT AN INTERNATIONAL OBJECT
>>16689936>overrated shitter, just like every other dimeless author that gets pushed by colleges for no reason
>>16689950Mr Worldwide
Unironically better than anything on the RAW premiere
>>16689936man ass and man hips
>>16689953There's another Anderson? He can't be worse than Brock, right?
BIG MARK
we got this bobbo bros
>>16689949garcia had a match with shelton during the c2hurt syndicate came out afterwards to kill garciabriscoe and garcia are friends so mark ran out and attacked lashley to protect garcianow they're having a match
>>16689946Malakai has a crippling back injury that prevents him from lying flat on it for 3 consecutive seconds.
>>16689979kek
>>16689936>that hairy left butt cheek
>>16689924>Malakai is good
>>16689888>He's done a loti know. i've seen him job to a lot of guys since then.
BOOOOOOOOOO
>>16689979what will julia do now?
We black people we black people
>>16689931Codyverse was dimes we just couldnt see it
>>16689990Shoot arrows at people
Give my nigga Mark a beltTNT would fit him perfectly
private party are going to lose their belts and i will be happy
>>16689990skye blue returns and they continue to be the spooky sisters
>>16689967I mean you are right but if someone is into trannies wont they be into that as well?
>Hurt Syndicate doesn't run at allHilarious
based Hurt Syndicate not trying to part of another bad statistic and cooler heads prevail
Kenny probably at the top of the hour and the casino battle royale will close the show
>>16689994lol that shit was shoot the worst, always killed the momentum of the show
Private party are geeks but they're still my boys
private party literally just keeping the belts warm until next ppv KWABs
>>16689990get pregnant and get paid for 2 years to do nothing like Tay and Ruby
>>16689968I got worked. He's not a blood relation but a guy from the regionals that was allowed to call himself an Anderson, retired and now he's back working with his "family."
>>16690007Lmao that was funny, just stood there and Private Party did nothing
I LOVE AEW
>Dynamite Maximum Carnage Will he show up bros?
>we hurr peepo>we hurr peepo>we hurr peepo>we hurr peepo>shots, shots, shots, shots, shots
Why did those two roll in with those chairs so fucking casually like at least act like you’re really threatening them.
>>16690007They really shouldn't. They're not coward heels
>>16690026They saw Bobbo eat a chairshot earlier and kick out at 1
JAAAAAAAAAAY WHITOOOOOOOOO
Guys you should love all refugees okay?
Why doesn't Jay White ever use a Switchblade?
BASED episode so far
Why do I have the sudden urge to switch the channel?
>>16689936>Bet he reads Kafka in his spare timeThis dweeb sounds like Adam Cole
>>16690026nobody knows how to generate heat.they just go through the motions to make it seem like a wrestling show is happening.
>>16690026Tired from fucking those bargirls I imagine
I haven’t watched Dynamite in a minute but why in the blue fuck has Switchblade trade in his trademark leather jacket for his mothers bath robe?
AH SNAP BASED HANGER
>Gay Shite
>>16690043Keep getting confiscated at TSA
Luv the Casino Gauntlet, way better than the casino rumble format
Did Hangman do anything wrong?
>>16689990think u missed the joke lil brah
SWITCHY THE CHANNEL!
>>16690056Tony is determined to kill his aura before he goes to WWE
>Hangman started the Cali fires
>>16690050you have shit taste
KINO CASINO GET FELTED
>it's another hangerino and switchy scuffle
they should let a heel win a gauntlet in two minutes for the heat
>WANTING to be #1 in a gauntletWhy are they so retarded?>he could get the pin earlyWell no he fucking isn't
>>16690043lost his loicense.
Jay White is so over with me, brother.
>>16690060I bet you he same thing kept happening to Hacksaw Jim Duggen
>>16690055Dang it this one looks so much better than the last and I think I might be gay now
>>16690031Then why bring chairs in the first place lmao. It’s Dynamite bring out a bunch of fucking screw drivers or something.
hangxirs ourguy is getting tanmogged
>>16690076you do not understand the rules of this match
who will be the surprise entrant?
Luv HangmanAEW's main characterIt's that simple
>first pinfall or submission will win the match
>>16690075>someone was supposed to debut>match ends early
>>16690070I just hope this doesn't effect the Bad Friends pod episodesOnly West Coast Comedy I listen to
>>16690075someone winning while some geek is on his way down to the ring playing to the crowd would be kino
>>16690041See goyi....I mean....Ameegoo. Jesus would totally put them up in a 5 star hotel during election season. Now stop thinking and go back to your redneck soap opera
>>16689979very common injury among pro wrestlers yes.
>>16690065attacked Christopher Daniels
>>16690091Unless someone actually gets in before anyone comes out it's fucking retarded
>>16690093Gabe
Do you think Hangman is good at hangman?
This Ian guy is pretty good, there's a nice balance on commentary tonight
>>16690093Kenny, fuck it
I'm number 30 in the casino gauntlet. I won't say who I am but I'm sort of a major signing... wish me luck!
>>16690065Abso-fucking-lutely not
>>16690111Love this commentary booth
do you guys think Jay White is passionate about AEW or is it just a stop gap before he goes to WWE in a couple years
Yuta, no! You use the ramp. You're not a big boy. You only use the side entrance when everyone is around. Bad Yuta, bad!
>>16690102>muh electionYou wonBut you're still whining..
kek yuta btofd
>>16690110I remember playing this in elementary school desu
>>16690093Pretty Peter Avalon
based
>>16690114we all cheering for you Ric!
Get a damn haircut Yuta
>>16690117>just a stop gap before he goes to WWE in a couple years>in a couple yearsas like a trainer? Or a color commentator?
>>16690125we aren't blessed enough for Pretty Peter tonight
Another BANGER
>>16690117Not passionate but I also think he got burned by Tony's booking and that helped kill his passion
>>16690117no way he actually wants to be theremaybe he accepted that he had bad luck at the time of his signing but that's it
Wheelie Uterus
what is this great value royal rumble shit?
>>16690125kek
>>16690119You are actually taking this seriously arent you?
>>16690114Did you re-sign the contract then, Max?
>>16690054This. 90 percent of the guys on this roster go through the motion. Almost nobody is committed enough to their character to think of the bare bones of basic psychology. Like you showed up to make the save and beat up the Hurt Syndicate? ACT like you are there to do that and not there to order a hot dog from the second row.
>>16690117He was barely passionate about New Japan
Yuta is just getting his ass kicked
LMAO
What the lol
AHAAAAAAAA
>fucking with HangmanRicochet let me tell you the ways that's a bad idea to make a violent alcoholic think you're the person he hates
based Ric'O with the swerve
based Ricochet taking it to the next level in mind games
aHAAAAAAA
SIKE
LOL
Lmao at the broccoli hair zoomer on the verge of tears
>ah-HAAAAAA
LOL A-HAAAAH
that shit was hilarious i'm sorry
>BITCH...HAW HAWWW!
RICOCHET IS OVER WITH ME BROTHER
>>16690139No eliminations or over the top rope here. Just first pin wins
They got me
>the color difference on the back of his headHE GOT INTO THE SHITTY BRONZER! HE GOT INTO THE SHITTY BRONZER! IT'S STILL FUCKING BACKSTAGE.
No reaction for RicoShit
Ricochet is that Adam Cole shade of orange
I want Rick O'Shea to win this bros
>>16690180Me when the wife asks if I'm asleep
COPE
Ricochet developed a personality for the first time in years after becoming a heel
>The PTSD in Hangers eyesHilarious
>>16690185Make me!
oh yeah Den of Thieves 2 is out this weekend. Fucking sick.
Yuta's arms are comically thin
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Adam Cole looking not yellow or orange and clearly ribbing Ric by giving him the shitty spray tan
>Adam Cole>Adam COPEkwab
gaybay
Is this slightly yellow Cole?
>>16690192Kek I called it
cole lookin real jacked baby
IT'S HIM!!!ATOM SMALL!
kek based
>Cole vs Ricochetget this NXT shit outta here
I’m having an ok time
Now that the dust has settled, was Adam Cole's yellow fake tan a rib???
bros, whenever I heard "YOU KNOW IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BOOM" I could hear the moaning of billions of women across the world wtf
ATOM SMOL LAZY! This is a Jobber Battle Royal
BAH GAWD IT'S DANIEL GARCIA! TAKE A SHOT AND DO THE DANCE
>>16690217How does he do it!
Thrusting at joshi with Garcia
this went from based to cringe at record speed
>No pop for Daniel Garcia deserved
The countdown timer is so busted kek
>>16690217rumor in the dirtsheets is that he picked up a little something to help him get in shape.
Cole is in the best shape he has ever been since joining AEW.He still looks like a manlet that desperately needs roids tho.
WE GOT BIG DANNY G
this is completely dimelesswtf
Tony I am begging you to put a fucking buzzer or horn at the end of the countdown
>Garcia He's no Mark Briscoe
>>16690217he actually looks a bit bigger tonightthough it could just be that i've seen so many small edits of him that i've forgotten what he actually looks like
This match got dimeless FAST
MY BOY!
What is Garcia’s gimmick exactly? Drake?
based spot
Ratings Cancer Garcia... this is every dimeless Shitter in one match
No thrusting in face spot?
Come on man
IS THIS THE MODERN AUSTIN VS ROCK, BROS????
P-P-P-P-POWERHOUSE
>The surprise battle royale is just the same guys who are on every week anywayWHERE THE FUCK IS HOLOGRAM
Wheeler Yuma just should not be a professional wrestler. He’s the most anti-dimes geek I’ve ever seen in my life.
PPPPOWERHOUSE
YOU FINNA KNOW IT!!!
Wow this is a good match now
This Garcia/Yuta thing will never hold any appeal. Let’s be honest.
>heatless crowd participation boosreddit needs to learn to mark out more
I BREAK BUCKS
based Hobbs clearing out the shitters
A sissy slap fight between 2 retards
>>16690234I just found it hilarious when Ricky O Shea and Yuta were in at the same time obviously meant to be the most unlikable guys they could have in there together
PO-PO-POWERHOUSE
GO WILL!!!
>>16690263Hologram isn't real
will hobbs vs HANGER would be sick
new>>16690273>>16690273>>16690273>>16690273
Hobbs is winning so he can have a Mox rematch where he doesn't get injured
I hate the meat chant so much
>>16690269Gargano vs Ciampa tier but somehow worse
>>16690266Anna Jay is a lucky woman!
>>16690283They're saying Sheeettt
Lol this match is great
>>16690287Yeah I’m right there with you. Not into this subgenre of small bland indie wrestler.
>>16690290Yo MVP here phone postin from backstage. Ye'all gotta stop using mah boys Bobbo Hobbs and Mortos for gross ass cuck fantasy booosheet. They are good family men and ye'all need Jesus
>>16690282What is he injures his knee again?
>>16689751
They broke up Starks and Hobbs too soon
>>16690315Based MVP good family men gimmick poster
/fin
>>16690315many people are saying this
Undisputed Kingdom is terrible
I'd pop if Wardlow came out ngl
