LIKE THAT edition:The Captain continues to recover from her surgery. We're all hoping Kairi gets well soon. She'll need to be running at 100% for Kairimania season, after all. In the meantime, Kairi remains cute, sexo, like that & the GOAT. We love /arrrr/ Pirate Princess!*Not the regular OP*Previous >>16651053 Special Thread Theme: https://youtu.be/pVZ2NShfCE8 [Embed] [Embed]Kairi sings the anti-blues:https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-shareTheme of Kairi's Krew:https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09Socials:https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/https://x.com/kairi_official
>>16721085Take 2
grim.
>>16721098Blame OP for leaving a drunken scallywag like me in charge lol
>>16721085
maniacal 'ri
>>16721176Ugly
>>16721114>>16721119what?
>>16721099It must have been Xia who took this legendary pic.
>>16721206'tis 'ri
>>16721176imagine... you know what
>>16721357performing a dental hygiene exam?
smart 'ri
>>16721099Love that booty
>>16721867are you retarded?
>>16721867lol ya posted the same pic there buddy...but it's a good one
>>16721211They gotta be legit best friends. When it comes to a non-wrestling setting, I think I've seen a lot more pics of Kairi chilling with Xia than I have of Kairi with Iyo or Asuka. They hang out a lot. Maybe one day Kairi could politic Xia back into the fed. She should really tell Xia her gimmick is cringe before trying though.
気に入っていただければ幸いです
>>16722061>hehe thanks for taking this photo of me husbant I ruv u...
>>16721085Regular OP here and I approve of this thread! Good work 'ritard!
>>16722330Thanks OG OP...I goofed it at first but it worked out alright
>>16722242Errggh the more I think about Kairi's husband the more I don't like him. They were apparently together for 2 years in a long distance relationship before getting married. So they've spent 2 years out of their 6 years actually together. And sure, they would meet up during holidays. But she is still by herself most of the time in Florida. What kind of man is happy to sit around at home in Japan while his wife makes the money overseas for a family he seems incapable of giving her? She said she wanted to have children and yet she is still sawdusting herself at 36? Maybe Kairi is trapped in the marriage by her Christian beliefs and good reputation. I know I ain't fit to judge their relationship. But it just seems like such a sad waste.
>>16721114>>16721119gyatt
lol some knucklehead is bumping the aborted thread. If you count Kabuki, we got three Kairi threads up fellas. Good times.
>>16722888>Triple threads>Triple digits
>>16723020How does she wipe her bum with those nails?
>>16722888I did it just to have the last word
>>16723020going to find the original and do that
Kairi's pancake butt
>>16724167lol fair enough
>>16723020Hot damn she looks a lot like her. Temu Kairi is a babe.
>>16721169カイリちゃんのお尻がかわいい
>>16721479I want to so I can smell her sweet breath
>>16722039大好き大好き
>>16724101her white bf wipes her
YEEEEE-HAAWWWW
>>16726619Its the uggos
>>16726628close your discord browser
>>16726619Big cross. The power of Kairi compells you!
>>16725690very pretty
>>16727204Bahhh Gawwwd it's Banana 'ri!
>>16726227I wonder if The Captain knows about /arrrr/. I mean we all know Elon posts here, but a shout-out from Kairi would be something else.
This crippled bitch doesn't warrant a general
>>16727456We didn't make a general for trannimore.
>>16727456fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHLyK1ZwxQYKairi cuts a promo on her motorbike
>>16722739his dick don't work and he is seeking treatment for dick don't work
>>16726619big cross, big bible kairi
>>16727369the only person who is famous (other than vtubers, but they don't count) that I actually believe I shitposted with was john landis's nepo baby because he mentioned a shovel that he later mentioned in an interview and also who the fuck would have larped as max landis on /tv/ and been as annoying as he is in interviews?
>>16727456
Kairi DOES deserve her own general!
My girl needs to show up on Raw tonight.
>>16729539Duh. It’s here.
>>16731360If the surgery was actually in December then she could be back in a month
>>16730090Cannot unsee Chelsea moustache
>>16726619Sneakers are much better then slippers
>>16731360>>16732185She doesn't event need to be properly healed. I'd be over the moon if she just turned up to support Dakota and stood around looking sexo.
>>16732208Not so sure about that. We can see Kairi's feet in those fashionable shoes... but for all we know Iyo & Mayu don't even have feet inside though huge ass sneakers.
I'm not a big trading card guy but for this one I just made an exception. Any of you guys got some sweet Kairi cards?
>>16732210They did it with Dakota, so theoretically they could bring in Kairi early>>16732273Noice get
>>16732304The one I got doesn't have the signature. There was one of those available, but the cost was a bit much for me. I suggest any mega-wealthy /arrrr/ posters consider snapping it up.
>>16722039>>16722061>>16727285>>16727295She looks beautiful in these. No make-up except for maybe some lip gloss
Ohhh shit it's Penta. I bet this motherfucka is already sniffing around for joshi arms to break. There's nothing he would enjoy more than working on Kairi's injured wrist. It's Hojover.
YOU CAN DO IT KOTA!
>>16734117rip
sliding BUMP!
>>16727204My wife and her waifish best friends.
>>16735379Bahhh I'm glad Kairi wasn't a part of that shitshow. Iyo is a good friend... covering for her while the nepobaby wipes out damage ctrl again. Such bullshit.
>>16735580>>16727204>hugging the awkwardly plump banana Kairi, but then also pushing her over and rolling her around for a while
>>16732273I will have one in a few of days.
>>16732273i-i-is that a real lipstick mark by Kairi herself?
>>16736562Nice one to have. I should look into getting some more Kairi's. Do you have a go-to store or do you just look around for auctions?
>>16737163Yea Topps are pretty strict with that sort of thing from what I hear. I promise to respect the card!
>>16737174Somehow I've been living under a rock not knowing Toudoukan exists, which someone from /iyo/ stooged me off too a couple months ago. Really more of a mask guy than anything and that seems to be there kind of thing, always keeps me going back there just to see if anything interesting pops up. But I saw those cards in the new arrivals category and just thought "Fuck it, why not" and got a couple of the chicks that I like to watch. Wish I got a Toni but those got snapped up. Also thought about picking up a Kris Wolf card but decided I was good with what I got.Never been a real fan of auction sites. I've used buyee before, but only through the actual store page to buy the photobooks (which I only knew about because I saw someone here get goofed on for paying the TokonShop markup price.) It's cool to see what's out there but I'm not a bargain hunter or someone that wants to watchout for a bidding. If I see something I like that I can afford, I just get it and if someone beats me to the punch, fair play to them.
>>16737526Yea if it's something you really want it's best to grab it immediately and worry about the cost later. I'm still agonising if I am willing to spend $1500 on that signed card haha. Thanks for the heads up on Toudoukan. Will check it out.
>>16737526Which ones apart from Ri did you get?
>>16721085I'd rip her panties and then rip her apart
>>16738367We all think these things, but we should respect the captain and not say these things.
>>16737526You seem like a knowledgeable Kairichad. Do you have an origin story for us of the webm's from which I snipped this pic?
>>16738427it's her lesbian JAV intro
>>16738462Well that's the dream. But to my knowledge only 2 short webm's exist where you don't see anything more than the pic I posted shows. That incredibly sexo expression she makes at the end though...
>>16732189same
>>16731360she is in japan
https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1T24y1678d/?spm_id_from=333.337.search-card.all.clickKairi cooks a delicious looking meal for Bull.
>>16732208you mean sandals, but yeah
>>16732243>feet fag
>>16738828I apologize for nothing
>>16721487She's the intellectual powerhouse of joshi. A cerebral assassin, even.
>>16738732no subtitles :( It looks like she really knows her way around a kitchen though. As expected of my future wife.
>>16739429There's nothing 'ri can't do!
>>16738329Signed Iyo and a Chelsea>>16738427I'm actually incredibly ignorant of most Kairi lore. I just lurk in here from time to time just because I think /arrrr/ is maybe the best name for a general there's ever been. It just pops me.
>>16739999CHECKED
Sliding does not exist in this dojo
>>16739999based get
Is Kairi a virgin?
>>16741685She's married to a giant Japanese man anon
>>16741699So maybe? I heard Japanese couples don't always have sex. It's more of a partnership than romance.
>>16741685>>16741699yeah. batman's dick don't work. its the only way to explain why kairi doesn't have multiple kids
>>16742077why do headbutts not work on Samoans?
>>16739999That inner thigh though.
What is sex with Asians like?Also what is sex with a woman like?
>>16743183You tell me.
>>16743183Very much the same as any other ethnicity, the only difference is they're generally shorter
>>16742961Evolution made them harder because generations upon generations of Pacific Islanders used their foreheads to crack open coconuts as well as using them as a weapon of last resort in hand to hand combat. They're even stronger if you are a more savage PI, like the Wild Samoans and the Headshrinkers. It's not played up as much these days because it's deemed politically incorrect to point such a thing out.
NOW MOVE IN, NOW MOVE OUT
>>16741685Impossible for a woman like Kairi be a virgin. But she probably only gets laid a couple of times a year at most nowadays...so I mean down there...she might very well resemble a virgin.
>>16741685>he doesn't know about the hawaii vacation with xia
>>16743183They always smell nice. None of them are into degenerate stuff (even anal). I'm afraid our perception here has been tainted by JAV. Performance wise there is no difference. The downside to me is that Asian girl hair can feel a bit wiry compared to softer white girl hair.
>>16744287HANDS UP, NOW HO-CHAN!
>>16744613I'll always have a soft spot for Xia for capturing my favorite 'ri.
>>16744613I'm still waiting for an enterprising haxxzzor to bring the 'good' photos out in the open.
>>16745366>'Kairi vs Xia Hawaii Kawaii' JAV went through post-production years ago and is ready to be dropped upon The Captain's retirement. Also, new photobooks and an onlyfans account too.What do though?
>>16741317only the cool kind - thanks brother>>16735386
>>16743630Knew a guy from Papua New Guinea at school. He reckoned there was still tribal cannibalism happening over there. He also told me that when he wanted a snack he would throw a rock at a pigeon and then bite into it and drink it's blood. Hell of nice guy though. And I'd definitely believe he could kill a man using just his dome.
>>16745916>He also told me that when he wanted a snack he would throw a rock at a pigeon and then bite into it and drink it's blooddire. Hope he gets a horrible disease some day.
>>16742961thick skull little brain
>>16743183vagina is sideways
>>16743630jacob fatu literally still does it
Kairi is bogged im afraidoh its true its damn true
>>16747238Wouldn't it be a better use of your time to create a general about a wrestler you like?
>>16746590Oh he was mostly reformed from that sort of thing when I knew him. I guess he couldn't just snap into a slim-jim back when he was living in the jungle though lol
>>16745347>my favorite 'ripost em'. judge others on their favorite 'ri.
Kairi is....
>>16747761BRAT!
>>16747338Cheese's expression is really the cherry on top that makes this pic.
