The God of Professional Wrestling, The Best Bout Machine, The Cleaner... KENNY OMEGA returns to the ring TONIGHT for the first time since May of 2023!AEW Dynamite MAXIMUM CARNAGE live TONIGHT! from the Brady Music Center in Cincinnati, Ohio!8/7pm CT on TBS & Streaming on MAX!>Jon Moxley (c) vs. Powerhouse Hobbs for the AEW World Championship>"The Machine" Brian Cage vs. "The Best Bout Machine" Kenny Omega>Women’s Casino Gauntlet Match (Winner gets Women’s World Title shot at Grand Slam Australia)>Christian Cage vs. Hook>Private Party and Mark Briscoe vs. the Hurt Syndicate>We’ll hear from Ricochet
>>16750238KENNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
GAYEW PORKAMITE: MINIMUM RATINGS
Kenny vs Brian Cage will be opening the show and it will be commercials free
Did you grab your 5 for 1 tickets tonight?
OH WOW MORE YUMMY HEATLESS BANGERS!!!
>>16750261But enough about Smackdown and Raw
>>16750254>for Kenny's first match back in like a year he's curtain jerking with a jobberG R I M
>>16750238>>Private Party and Mark Briscoe vs. the Hurt SyndicateMVP still wrestles?
>>16750272Man they had Cena jobbing to Austin Theory at fucking Wrestlemania. You have no grounds here.
NoBuddyNoWatch.
>>16750238Surely this will draw a milly, right Elite sisters?
>>16750322>le arbitrary number forced by the fEdrones and their piggiEsLose tits
>>16750299How the fuck is that related at all lmfao
kino
>>16750238Based card
>>16750322>is so fat he even avatarfags with food
See you when it’s on, bros!
why this nigga laughing?
>>16750238>We'll hearfrom RicochetLucky you!
>>16750238>Christian wrestlingFinally a reason to watch this show.
>>16750365Why this nigga cryin?
>>16750324>arbitraryNXT had 950k last week. A milly is the minimum ANY AEW show must reach to beat it. It's imperative according to Tony Khan after all.
>maximum cringe
>>16750322RAW on Netflix drew 664K lol
>>16750259They’re running such a tiny venue and still need 5 for 1 deals to fill out the stands? Beyond grim
>>16750400That's a weird way to spell 4.9 milly
>>16750391Tits. Lose them.
AEW'S YOUTUBE PAGE IS STREAMING EVERY KENNY OMEGA MATCHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYkIFsGKAmc
New fan here, can't find it on Netflix. Does this show actually exist or are you trolling me?
>>16750407You are mentally ill
>>16750322No?
One of AEW’s biggest mistakes was not booking Kenny like he was the second coming from the start. This is their last chance to get him right. Book him like he’s booked in Japan. He doesn’t have to kill himself in the ring like in Japan, but he should presented like a big deal. I’ll be watching tonight closely.
>>16750418reddit is that way pal
>>16750484Nah you're wrong>he should presented like a big dealHe has one of the most elaborate entrances in AEW. inb4 BUT HE SHOULD HAVE A TOKYO DOME ENTRANCE EVERY WEEK
>>16750261that was literally RAW this week
>>16750484I think overall Moxley has more wins on him, right? Kenny should be booked as someone who is healthy and can dismantle the Death Riders leading to a win over Moxley for the belt at the next big PPV. From there they need to give him the Roman treatment, AEW needs a figurehead besides Moxley.
>>16750238>that imagery DYNAMITE: WILDFIRE
>>16750595Not even remotely about the entrance. I mean, he should have beat Jericho and been the first champion. He shouldn’t have been booked to lose and wrestler jobbers his entire first year. The only feud I remember him having in the beginning was Moxley. Everyone else was jobber duty that he sold way too much for. “The Elite” should have been presented as a threat together. Instead, it felt very fractioned off and it was totally aimless. Kenny’s best run was as a tag champ with Hangman. That was peak AEW. Then the pandemic hit and they lost a lot of that momentum.
>>16750408Viewers. Get them.
People want Hobbs to win the belt here but I think he's still too green, but that's what they said about Brock. Hobbs would need a Paul Heyman type managing him and there is no one like that in AEW.Mox is winning but I don't think he should beat Hobbs clean here
>>16750622I disagree, it was necessary for him to lose to get AEW's roster and brand over. Kenny couldn't carry the whole company. If he beat everybody then when he dipped for his injuries there would be nobody viable to fill in for him.
>>16750238Watching for the C-Meister
>>16750643He's obviously not winning it but I guess this will kickstart his way into the Hurt Syndicate
Oh he breaks backs all right...
Whats up tranniEs ya fucking faggots
>>16750748holy based
>>16750659I don't think the Hurt Syndicate needs any more members. Once your group goes past 3 members, everyone starts getting lost in the background
>>16750238grimola
>>16750832whats up piggiE cant wait to see you posting live updates like the fucking queer you are
>>16750238KINO
92.5 the Fox has been giving away 4 tickets every hour since 10am. No one is calling in lol.
i pray we get Jamie vs Toni in the gauntlet
>>16750920Jamie is gonna go straight after Julia and become irrelevant in the match. Or they'll have her as 'dark Jamie' doing some dumb shit.
want britt to return just to piss everyone off
There's been a long rumor that the women's locker in AEW cannot get along so I'm interested to see how this gauntlet goes down
>>16751009You gossip like a queer
>>16750933or the mist could cause her to return with her old look
>>16750943>just to piss everyone offIt wouldn't though. She's just keep getting no reaction like the last time they had her around>"Nobody cares. Nobody cares"Self fulfilling prophecy kek
>>16751009No there hasn't. There have been individuals who have been issues. Britt Baker is a big one. But it's not like everyone hates everyone. If anything all we've seen is evidence of the opposite
The Women's Gauntlet Match would be a nice place to bring back some people that have been on the shelf:RihoSkye BlueShida...who else?
>>16751201YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
>>16751201Yukabros....
>>16751201And return from retirement BUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finally some fucking wrestling
>>16750419>"You're mentally ill", says the tranny as he posts a debunked number again because he's completely insane and forever fighting a war against WWE inside his own headkek
>>16751201Kamille
>>16751295the tranniE cries out as it tries to strike you
>>16750238Rampage ass card
>>16751322kek they really do be like israelies
>>16750748
BT having a premature melty. You just know Dynamite finna be dimes tonight!
>>16751336>he actually posted the no u Whats it like knowing I own you mind body and soul tranniE KWAB
>>16750238>card looks watchable>start the show>instantly get bored and turn it off
>Ric'O aiming for the schizo lookI shall watch your tv show
>>16750238AEW die hards WILL abandon the product if Hobbs doesn't win tonight
>>16751295The guy that thinks there's a "tranny" hiding behind every blade of grass is implying everyone else is mentally ill. Go back to your DubyaDubyaE containment thread fatass
actually pretty based card for once
>>16751411fuck off faggot this is a Jon Moxley board
WE LOVE YOU GOAT
>>16750419You are physically handicapped
Is it true that if you watch on MAX they stream in 4k?
>>16751406>HEARFROMkek this nigga space bar all sticky n shit
WHRTE IS THE HOUSE OFBLACCFCFFKKJSHSHSSHSHSHS
Any chance Hobbs doesn't get House of Tortured and end this night in the same ALMOST READY spot he's been in for 5 years?
>>16751526I don’t know if it’s 4k but it’s better than the TBS quality
>>16751526Yeah, it's a far higher quality feed. No picture-in-picture, though.
>>16751336Did you actually make this meme? I'd be embarrassed if so
>>16751526No. Max only streams select movies in 4K. They're definitely providing better video quality than the standard TV broadcast.
>>16750324AEW fans were the ones that started bragging when Dynamite hit a million fans in the weeks following NXT switching nights. They acted like breaking 1 million was the first step to Dynamite growing and competing with Raw and Smackdown next. Then a few weeks later, they dipped back below a million, and it's been downhill ever since. They got cocky, and that's why the WWE marks dunk on them like this.
I’m glad they’re doing some more unique venues again
>>16751633>victim mentalityNot beating the jewish allegations
>bitchtits is spamming the boardYep, Dynamite is going to rule tonight.
>>16751711I learned the other day that you can't spell Hulk Hogan without "Hog". This fact alone will be enough to get BT to commit sudoku.
>>16751633Cry me a river
RJ and Renee preview Apparently, viewers will be 'getting it both ends' tonight.https://x.com/AEW/status/1879660116976558521
I'm gonna borrow my friend's Max account tonight and watch Dynamite from there
>>16750252>>16750261
>>16751633kek this edrone is still crying that based tonedog gave triple h a heart attack and fired from NXT half a decade ago
When was the last time the WWE title or the World Heavyweight title was defended on TV?
>>16751633PTSD isn't a great look, especially when you're following your bully around stalking them 5 years later
>>16751826I don't know because I don't watch WWE I'm afraid
>>16751816Still living in 2021 back when AEW still had hope?
>>16751844What you think AEW's goal is because you have jew-level PTSD: *destroying WWE forever and hunting down all E-drones and r*ping them*What AEW's actual goal is: *putting on shows that AEW fans enjoy*Please study the above statement until it goes into your thick skull, dronie.
>>16751844nope, but you clearly are. imagine spending your wednesday evening crying in a thread about a show you don't even watch
>Imagine pissing and shitting yourself on the internet over the best wrestling show on television instead of just drinking beer and watching it and having a good time
>>16751854The former is my goal, anon.
>>16751809Renee can give it to me in both ends yamean
>>16751865bitchtits can have beer on account of his condition
>>16751899based bad cop
>>16751840Same here, also, I'm not brown nor retarded.
Joe Biden will be counter-programming Dynamite tonight
>>16751865But enough about you every Monday and Friday night
>>16752127Hope he pulls a Budd R. Dwyer
>we'll hear from ricochet
>>16752127He's the AEW of Presidents.
>>16750238Who designs these things? Whats with the tiny ass font and all of the empty space? That Ricochet panel is more empty than a taping of Collision.
>>16752127should be kino. hope he poops his pants one final time.
>>16752278Grim
Megan Bayne is gonna be in the Casino Gauntlet
BAYNE???
>>16752278Comfy and based, hope the sound isn't shit, Tony really needs get a clue with the sound production.
CHOO CHOO ALL ABOARD THE BAYNE TRAIN
Looks like Joey Janela pulled some strings
>>16750238>More Death Rider shit>Christian forced to drag a nepo baby to a good match>Non-title tag champions match>Probably another Willow pushThank god Kenny is back to carry this shitshow on his back once again.
>>16752392MUSCLE MOMMY TIME
>>16751633>Admitting you got worked into a shoot by banterLol drones are pathetic. Imagine still seething all these years later
>>16752278Fuck them bars
starting the night right with whiskey beer, hockey and photoshop
KEK (I understood the reference)
>>16750259>$11.70 per ticketthis gate won't even pay half a years' midcarder salary
why does nobody on /pw/ watch aew anymore other than me and rovert?where/why did they all go?
>1000 seats>10 dollars a ticketaccording to some anon in the other thread this is gonna make 15k USD, which pays for 1 day of moxleys yearly wage**allegedly
>>16752451based BT hate watching as per usual
It’s time
$10 would've been almost enough to get you a decent seat at an attitude era RAW back in the day.
who the fuck is private party?
>>16752451You're brown and disingenuous
Are the matches nowadays even better than WWEs?they are nowhere near what they were back in 2020
>>16752465>the anon on 4chan told me
>>16752485you're an idiot
>>16752485Some are, definitely
>>1675245190 percent of the people here are just here to laugh/shit on the product. without that i doubt dynamite would make 2 gamethreads nowadays
>>16752485>Are the matches nowadays even better than WWEs?Is this a serious post? Every WWE match is the same.
>>16752485the guys like jericho and kenny who i started watching AEW for are washed. but the younger guys can still put on good matches if they dont get paired with one of the 50 year old ex wwe shitters tony has a boner for
>>16751406Kek based finner
Is Kenny's match on first? I want to go to bed early
>>16752485they still absolutely mog wwe in ring
>>16750259Lmao AEW has to sell 5 for 1 tickets to not even sell out the 1000 seat arena
>>16752515>kenny>washed
>>16752451I'm here bb
>>16752515Wish TK would kick out every wrestler over 40. if you want to be a workrate fed go full workrate stop signing people who were good 10-20 years ago.
>>16752278No wonder they didn't sell tickets for the upper balcony
>>16752547They sold them for the front row but not the rows higher up.
>>16752451In fairness I pregame on /pw/ but sit back and relax to watch
what time approx for the womens casino match? its the only shit i care about here
>>16752485You consider the stuff in WWE "matches"? They are more like 5 minute acrobatics/dance number before the next commercial
>>16750324idk man i would like to see AEW get a milly again but thats just me
>>16750259If AEW keeps ticket prices affordable for shows they can get a crowd back. Shit is too expensive to have money to spend on luxuries. If Wrestling shows are more affordable, and you promote in the city you're in or about to be in. You'll organically begin to draw a crown. But also give them good shows to attend and want to return to. > signed,T. Roadie
>>16750259>5 for 1 tickets tonight?GRIM
>>16752623and a free bucket of Cincinnati chili
>>16752630Is that code for something? Shitting your pants in your seat because you don't want to miss the Nyla Rose win the battle royal?
>>16752602Also the price shown is the price for an individual ticket in the 5-pack. For the Collision show the 5-pack price is $215.50 vs $250 for buying 5 tickets separately. Sorry to burst your bubble trolls.
>>16750259>5 for 1 ticketLegitimately concerning.
comfy kino
>>16752665based
So private party and Garcia will lose their belts in the Aussie show right??
Got my tissues and lube ready for the BEST BOUT MACHINE tonight
>>16752645no it's just a bucket of spaghetti with meat sauce served in a bucket like how Dan Cincinnati wanted it back in 1872
If it's Maximum Carnage where's Supaida Man?
>>16752713ricoshit is coming out in a spiderman outfit
>>16752665It’s so empty hahahaha
>>16752716And then what? Is Josh Allen gonna fuck his bitch too?
>>16752713
>>16752716BASED
Is it bad that I'm more excited about Christian/Hook and the Women's Casino Gauntlet than the Kenny/Cage match?
>>16752745hard to get excited about a brian cage match but kenny will do his thing and it'll be decent
>>16752754this is a swolverine board
>>16752665AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
YUMMIEST, MOST GOOD LOOKING PENIS EVER
>>16752451does that creepy fucker with the life size doll still watch?
>>16752745Yeah you’re a moron, Peepfag.
Guys I think Brian Cage goes over Kenny tonight
>>16752771turn your monitor on
>>16752754but his penis is the yummiest
>>16752754The prospect of Kenny being involved in a Don Callis Family storyline again kinda soured me on the whole thing ngl
>>16752665I've never seen anything before that's simultaneously comfy and grim like this. What do you call it? Grim kino?
Smackdown got cancelled
>>16752786Brian Cage couldn't get over a waist-high wall if he had a magical fucking spirit horse
HOT SWEEPING ACTION LIVE ON MAX
How can anyone watch Big Bang Theory this shit sucks so fucking much
Oh shit, Taz is back
>>16752797Sir, this is an AEW thread. If you're going to make offtopic posts about WWE then I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to leave.
Imagine if cage actually beats Kenny lmao.
>>16752800Hes taller than PENTA
Bros im done, ive watched for 5 years but i cant do this anymore. >full of ex-wwe old men who cant wrestle anymore>no interesting storylines>nobody can cut a promo>kayfabe broken left and right, everythings a shoot>everyone botches>terrible commentary>nobody can sell>every match has some contrived immersion breaking spot that takes forever to set up>nobody can tell a story in ring>nobody has any heat>everyone is a manlet>full of backstage politics>ran by a creepy pakistani autist who has no idea what hes doing>only signs in the crowd are trans rights ones>fans are all obese purple haired lesbians>everyone else already stopped watching a year ago>only people left to talk to it with are smelly smarks where should i try now?impact?NXT?NWA?
comfy pre show got cut off
>>16752817Sorry you got trigger cultist faggot
>>16752820the only lift Cage gets is when he reminds people how much his wife carries him
Taz is back (I would be too if Kenny was having a match)
Commentary on pre-show MAX made a joke about Tony making them sit through boring meetings and talking about minor shit for 45 minutes kek
>>16752824NJPW, bro
>Taz is backOnly for "Christian" to take him out again
>>16752835Rampage getting canceled permanently broke your brain, huh?
KENNY KENNY KENNY
LIGHT THE FUSE
Grim attendance desu
Taz!
Sheldon>Raj>Howard>Leonard
Bryan Danielson's back in the front row behind commentary!
jesus big bang theory is terrible
JON BAXLEY
Corey Gravesbros, do we think he'll make the switch to AEW?
commentary return jones over here
Taz is back. Holy based
>>16752858Still not watching WWE
LMFAOAre they in a high school gym?
Turn your monitor on.
>>16752858Kenny is great but I'm not paying to watch more of Mox's bullshit
Let There Be Carnage, lfgo bros!
IMMA MAKE YOU FINNA MY BITCH
>>16752870we dont want him
why is mox still the world champ?
So is Hobbs joining Mox?
PPPPP POWERHOUSE
>>16752874since Christmas
I'm going full-screen for Kenny. See you guys in 30 minutes
I wish Schiavone was canned. Crap announcer.
>>16752870I don't know who that is
WE LOVE YOU KENNY SAMA
>>16752824Watch impact and go suck an egg
>I'm gonna make you my kwabGet out of here Hobbs
>>16752886They're waiting for either a) Darby to come back from Mt Everest or b) Kenny to agree to take it
Fucking a man
damn these bitches are ugly
Q1 KENNY
I have a feeling this will be a great episode
>>16752882I like men now
fuck this nigga just say to the camera
Archer has convinced me to get a tramp stamp
>open with OmeGODSigh, based but c'mon
KENNIIIIIIII!!!
KENNNIIIIIIIII
>>16752903Why not put it on Ospreay, Okada, or White?
Did they use "I'm so excited" for the opening again?
>>16752901>watch a good show Nice self-own
>Kenny out firstFuck yes, we sleeping early tonight boys
OMEGA
DATS DA MACHIEN BRYEN CAGE RITE DER BRUDDA
what's the best stream? mines is 20 seconds behind
I like this venue.
>classic ramp is backI like it
>Holojobbers in the AEW Gamethread
The Final Boss Kenny Omega
THE GOAT OF GOATS
I'm watching this over dementia mans speech
if anyone should have the 'i hate what aew has become' angle it should be the cleaner not the plumber
Level with me bros...is Brian Cage natty
guess we're keeping the Final Fantasy theme? Well ok
based wrestle dynasty gear
KENNY'S PYRO JUST SET THE ARENA'S ROOF ON FIRE AHHHHH
luv kennyate his new themesimple as
Swolverine has to job to Tyson the Fairy Fucking grim
>>16752919Bold of you to assume Tony even remembers he has Jay White half the time
cage looks like shit
Blessed evening with a Kenny match and Jamie Hayter in the gauntlet.
I hope Kenny snap dragons Cage off that ramp Misawa-style
>>16752933>The drone says while posting one of the overpushed headshrinkers
OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
i never got the the "North Carolina" thing and glad they dropped it. Isnt Kenny Canadian
WTF LA IS ON FIRE AGAIN STOP THE DAMN MATCH
>>16752939steamed broccoli and skinless chicken breasts brother
CAN HE HIT THE ONE WINGED ANGLE ON THE BIG MAN
I LOVE YOU KENNY
>ramp hardcamkino
>>16752944Its growing on me
Whole arena shot?They're allowed to do those?
>>16752303>no woman has called your dick yummyit hurts
>>16752944Sephiroth-At-Home just doesn't hit like Battle Cry
Is trimmed body hair better than clean shaven on wrestlers?
Kenny wrestling his first match back against fucking Brian Cage in front of 100 people is grim ngl
>>16752939SS+GOMAD just ask /plg/ :)
>>16752939yep. just eats his vitamins. supremely based.
mmmmmmmmmmm
>it's time for slaps
kenny's gear is awesome
excalibur shut the FUCK up
>no buddy vs Kenny match>no buddy vs Brian matchwtf
Brian Cage with the young lion NJPW black trunks
Why is this "arena" so small?
>>16752979those golden omega symbols look neato
That's a weird place for the announcer desk
This match is full of soul
I hate Kenny so so much, bros
WE BELIEVE IN YOU KENNY SAMA
kenny looks British
Both these guys lookin real jacked baby
new tights? uhh based
CAGE YOU HAVE TO FACE THE HARDCAM WHEN YOU DO THAT
Excalibur, machine gun mouth motherfucker
>>16752990I kennyt possibly give less of a shit
No one cares about Tyson's indie "accomplishments" Excrement
already missing ian riccaboni
I love Kenny so so much, bros
>>16752990Retard
>>16752985cause there's too many aew fans to fit em all in
>>16752956Its a Micheal Jordon reference.If you are too Zoomer to know he is the greatest Basketball player of all time in an era when ever team had at least one Hall of fame player when guys like Le Bron wouldnt have been good enough to the water boy
>>16752956It was a Michael Jordan reference. It's how he was announced when they did the starting lineup announcement. I always thought it was stupid too.
I love Kenny so much, bros
>>16752824NJPW
Glad they ignored the crowd
CAGE FIND THE HARDCAM DUMMY WTFFFF
>>16752990Same
KENNIII!!
>>16752990same
Want Kenny's BWC in my Chinese bussy
>>16752964>>16752964>>16752964>>16752964>>16752964NEEEEEEEEEW
Kenny really is the goat
Kenny is COOKED
cage thinning on top...
>>16752978>AEW productionskek good one
>>16753011That is the planet you hail from, yes
>>16752837
