The God of Professional Wrestling, The Best Bout Machine, The Cleaner... KENNY OMEGA returns to the ring TONIGHT for the first time since May of 2023!AEW Dynamite MAXIMUM CARNAGE live TONIGHT! from the Brady Music Center in Cincinnati, Ohio!8/7pm CT on TBS & Streaming on MAX!>Jon Moxley (c) vs. Powerhouse Hobbs for the AEW World Championship>"The Machine" Brian Cage vs. "The Best Bout Machine" Kenny Omega>Women’s Casino Gauntlet Match (Winner gets Women’s World Title shot at Grand Slam Australia)>Christian Cage vs. Hook>Private Party and Mark Briscoe vs. the Hurt Syndicate>We’ll hear from Ricochet
>>16752964>#3>First thread hasn't even reached 300I know you're not good with numbers, but stop spamming the catalogue with this indie bullshit.
>>16752964>faking gamethread countsit's so funny that it matters to you
>streamers falling down prematurelywhos winning the big one?
I like this venue.
Come with me if you want to live
>>16753024It's a nice high school gym, perfect for GayEW
>>16753003>>16753008The duality of faggot nigger e-drones
Kenny is literally the only modern wrestler whose matches I care about
BRIAN CAGE SLAMMING KENNI LIKE IT'S HIS WIFE WHILE DON CALLIS JOINS IN LIKE RODDY STRONG WISHES HE COULD BAH GAWD
>kenny is busted openthis nigga is going 100% in all his matches
kek, based callis getting his shots in
Kenny has no issues bumping which is a great sign
>>16753043Same
wtf this is already better than raw
>>16752964This is the 4th thread. Get it right
>>16752964Thanks for drawing the house Miko-Senpai
>>16753043my condolences
>>16753049did you see his match with gabe? he has no issues with anything
(((Don Callis)))
DON GET AWAY FROM KENNY YOU BASTARD
Hey gwuys, I don't thwink this Cage guy mwuscles are really natuwal
>>16753043Good bait
bro this is already better than whatever the fuck happened on Raw on Netflix lol
>>16753040Still not watching the fed cult sis
>Kenny>cookedPick 2
>>16753066FUCK. OFF. SOUR BOY.
>>16753066BOOOO SOUR BOY IS THE WORST
>>16753066swallow a shotgun sour boy
It's so beautiful having him back brosFelt like he was away forever
>>16753066HOW MANY TIMES DO WE NEED TO TEALL YA SOURBOY? SCRAM ALREADY!!
>>16753069Yeah but it's all downhill after this.
Interesting kinography
KINNI
I wish Darby was there to do a based spot off the upper deck
>>16753066Fuck off sour BITCH
>>16753055>>16753053BASED
>>16753066Just because you are right and got dubs doesnt mean we will like you now Sourboy
guys i've drank vodka all night and i'm not drink yet my stomach is bloated. Should i drink more?
>>16752964>>16753055>Holojobbers again
remember when they were trying to turn Brian Cage face only for Starsk to be massivly over with the crowd
i liked that camerawork in that sequence
>>16753060Those intestines just got in his way just like Brock
>Kenny is a "founding father of this company"kek they should actually use that terminology. I can see Jericho getting a lot of mileage out of it. "I'M A FOUNDING FATHER OF AEW YA DUMBASS IDIOT!"
>>16753104His roots dig deep
Cage going for the Cena hairdo
>>16753100Is Starks still employed?
Brain Cage not holding back
>>16753098>The drone says as he posts overpushed headshrinkers
if they're pivoting to smaller venues for tv long-term, they should make sure they look cool like this
Kenny get his ass
Brian Cage is so fucking boring how is this the best return match for Omega Tony could think of?
>>16753110technically, yes
>>16753104Mount Jericho
is cage natty?
>>16753110yes but he’s not being used cause he’s a mark that denies creative
>>16753122Yup
>>16753121and he's all 4 faces
bros i have an intense desire to pull on kenny’s soft ramen noodle hair
>>16753117A couple of them will be crowd lumberjack matches
nice
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
KKKENNY
kenneth
holy based that powerbomb off the top rope
>>16753003>>16753008'tis tradition I'm afraid
>>16753104Father you say?>Christian intensifies
I had to do a double-take: with the dark hair and the beard, Cage is bearing more than a passing resemblance to Rick Rude.
wtf how are you guys a full minute ahead?
Biden is delivering his farewell speech and you're watching this slop?
Kenny's lion's mane has come loose
Omega's look is S-Tier. AEW finally has their Roman Reigns
*****
>>16753144I would put Anna over cleanly
Kenny’s hair is kino right now
long hair kenny is nice
KENNY WINZZZZ
>>16753152Afraid so
SAME OLD SHIT
>>16753149I wanna watch Pro Wrestiling not scripted normie comedy
CAGE BURIED
>>16753122yesCaptcha: VAGS
WE LOVE YOU KENNY!!!!!!
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
***
Kenny's theme reminds me of Smash Bros. music
CLEANER IS BACK!!!good on brian cage for always being a decent sport
Fletcher is AEW's Alex Wright
>>16753144>>16753154*ahem*WILL HOBBS IS A LUCKY MAN!
based as fuck
Kenny MAKE A SPEECH TO BRIAN
Kenny's gut is going to become some Super Punch-Out level of tells at the next PPV
>>16753152An NWO with Kenny and Roman would rule, dont need a third man
really struggled to get cage up
Where my Bruvs at?
THE MEGA POWERS
BRUV SAVE HIM
>>16753177I LOVE YOU HOBBSBRO
dumbass
stop spoiling shit
Ospreay/Kenny = Hogan/Macho Man
>>16753183I wanna put an unplanned but reluectently kept pregnancy in the lil Sailor slag on the left
Tramp Stampers stay losing, sad.
HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES HAS A WRESTLER GOTTEN BEATEN DOWN AFTER A MATCH. TONY KHAN PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET A NEW FORM OF STORYTELLING, ITS MAKING ME SPERG OUT ITS EVERY FUCKING WEEK EVERY STORYLINE
ANDTHEYARETEEINGOFF
I'm here for Takeshita only
>>16753173I mean it's by Masayoshi Soken and Nobuo Uematsu so
>>16753183Pac's birds corr
>>16753183Only the highest quality of slag for me
EVERYONE WILL DO A RUN IN LMAOOOOO
takeshita and kyle are based
Kenni comes back and instant kino ensues
>polite clapping
>>16753182Cage having to push himself up on the ropes to even get up into OWA position was awkward as fuck lmao
>takeshita back in the statesthe based triple contract man
give me ace vs kenny
>only good wrestlers in the ring nowwhy can't it always be like this
Kenny said fuck you and your title lmao
>Look at my belt>NAH FUCK YOUkek I love Kenny
>>16753199lol it's probably gonna happen at least 2 more times tonight
>>16753199but it's based
>ospreay and omega vs fletcher and takeshitaKIIINNNOOOOO
do you guys think its Kyle v OSpreay at All in?
Imagine if this was the main event scene
Fletcher looks like Matt Damon
>Kenny and Will still fighting Callis ITS BEEN 2 YEARS
>>16753220yea that was based
take-a-shit with the black chuck taylors.
>>16753226Again?
>Don whispering to Takeshita to drag him away once he starts kickingI saw you Don you sneaky little scamp
AEW should revolve around all these guys not Jericho
Was that WCW Thunder music?
I am going to get Kyle Fletchers haircut
>it’s an /fa/ vs /pw/ match
how is this not the main event?
>>16753227Death Riders beat downs will continue until morale improves
japanese theme takeshita
That was one boring ass match.
>>16753226they literally teased kenny vs okada for all initll be kenny/ospreay vs takeshita/kyle at grand slam and maybe kenny vs takeshita or kenny vs ospreay at revolution
That theme sounds like the old Nitro theme
mfw the women's casino gauntlet main events over the world title
WHOSE HOUSE?POWERHOUSE
>>16753241imagine a show built around these guys, Tony would never do something that smart
DUBYA C DUBYA ?
>>16753236Golden Jets disappeared
wait MVP is actually wrestling?
Is this the old WCW song???
i like this theme
>the international champion standing tall, will ospreay
>>16753259if he says he can go, then let him go
>>16753248turn off raw then
>>16753259'd 'o
MVP isnt wrestling its gonna be Zak Knight
trios suck
You might be the Hurt Syndicate, but I'm the Fuck Syndicateand I came here to do one thing
>>16753272>Ah HAAAAAAAAAHH
>Hurt syndicate LMAO
>>16753272it’s gonna be trevor
>>16753203>Final Fantasy composersOh ok, thx for the info. I assumed it was made by a Japanese JRPG composer(s) or someone similar due to the sound.
>>16753277do what?
>>16753267I'm here for it too.
WE HURR PEOPLE
Who remembers "The Reality" Zack Clayton?
>>16753277Enjoy the bubblegum then
>Bill Maher stand upWho's watching that?
i'm the chew bubblegum syndicate
i just now remembered for the first time in months that danielson was champdarby unrelated
>>16753293He had a good look
>>16753293Quite literally whomst
What do you think the Main Ebento is?
>>16753287I forgot
>HBO Max has forced ads and skips the intros of half the wrestlersHoly shit what a fuck up Tony is
I am about to order blue chews to see what happens
>>16753272i meant Kevin Knight lmao
On a side note: Jaida Parker's group chat leaked and apparently Rhea fucked Jey Uso
>>16753293Didn't some of his cast members show up to a match?
kek
>THAT'S A DOZEN MOTHERFUCKERS
KING OF NEW YORK, JERICHO
>>16753309Moxley vs Hobbs to put everyone to sleep and send the crowd home unhappy
Stop
>from Kenny to JerichoFuck you Tony
>>16753322i heard something about jaida is gonna get fired qrd?
That promo went way too long for what it was
mox should kill jericho to write him off
I just can't hate Jericho no matter what people say I could watch him every week frfr
AH-HAAAAAAH
a dozen mothafuckas
Jericho cannot accept the fact that he is no longer creative nor funny
>Sick burnkek
JERICHO PLEASE NO
HOLY KEK
>>16753250I was going to point that out too, felt nostalgic.
When's big lungs Samantha?
aHAAAAAA
schizo Ric'O has potential, ngl I'd mark out if he adds like a eye twitch to his promo
>>16753344The people hate him, but his stupid gimmicks will always be over with me brother
>WHEELER IS A KNEELER ON FLOYD'S NECK!I know you're desperate for heat jericho but jesus
Is Ricoshit getting heel heat or go away heat?
>Jericho haters worked againYou're taking the bait
based serial killer trevor
>>16753344Its because even with his age he still has a great mind and never really fails toput on a good show. For fucks sake he made an old Japanese man walking behind him fucking hilarious
>>16753315the upside is your penis remains rock hard for an hour but you still cum in 30 seconds and then it starts telling you to smash a door into it 3/10 would not recommend that or the lsd I took
Was that long hair Danielson throwing the thumbs down?
Anyone who doesn't love jericho is a kneeler
Mox Edge and Jericho in 2025 is terrorism Only way it could be worse is Adam Cole
Trevor
TREVOR TATE WORKING THE MARKS
ricochet still sucks
Richard O'Shea what you got to say
ricoshits aew theme is so good idc that its generic idc that its a mashup of wonder woman and xmen's themes
>it was odd and awkward
>>16753365Ishii chase was kino
golden scissors n the pocket is kino
why scissors? thats like an anime schoolgirl weapon
it's weird he looks like old Triple H with the glasses
>>16753361It was go away heat at first but turning heel is getting him legit heel heat
>Cornette glasses
kek this segment is amazing, I hope Ricochet starts crying too
if Tony makes swerve job to this faggot..
>WHEELER... IS A NIGGERThat's my King of New York, baby
>go homeI would that chubby woman
Lmao they hate Rick O'Shea
Based heat
>>16753383Because he's bald
the glasses are a nice touch
THIS IS A RIPOFF OF THE NEW DAY
>>16753383He is establishing a navy suit for war
>>16753383Top tier Japanese schoolgirl weapon is a Yo-Yo
>invades a man's house>throws paper toilet at a man>is somehow the good guy>for a fair retribution (fucking murder), Ricochet is the bad guy
LIL TREV
Rico stole the glasses gimmick from Roddy
Richochet moving up into GOAT stooge to heel status
WHOS HOUSE
KWAB
wtf he's dimes now
>>16753322so Buddy Cuck isnt just a meme??
>>16753383>Throw toilet PAPER >Ricochet uses SCISSORS Scissors beats paper
BASED NANA
KEK based Nana
Bro came out to look befuddled for 5 minutesTop tier
>>16753406wdym
>>16753361There's no such thing as "go away" heat
>hits you with a chair>does his dancebased nana
>hits you with a chair>emoteskek I love this lil nigger nigga
>1 chair shot>does danceLMAO BASED
swerve was always mid
>>16753422Fuck yeah lmao
>>16753426When the Young Bucks are on TV every week and 200k people stop watching, that's go away heat
>>16753422kek
>>16753422Finally, an addition to my soi pointing guy image collection
>>16753361he's getting "crowd participation" laced with indifference heat.
lmao
BASED NANA DOWNING THEN EMOTING TO GET THE ZOOMER AUDIENCE!
Swerve has a great build rn man
Kek the music keep playing reminds me of Anarchy in the Arena
>>16753422
Four belts
>>16753442based
He ran out into the snow lmao
I would suckle on Mercedes caramel bitties
>>16753422HE KNEW EXACTLY WHAT HE WAS DOING
why does tony keep making black people feud?
i need to cum on the CEO's legs
luv nanaluv swervechimple as
>I Swerve When I Drive x42
>getting choked out by CEO during her practicegiwtwm
where teh fuck is the casino match i dont care about any of this bullshit
>>16753426Negro pls, go away heat is alive and real
>>16753447Is he zoomed in or zoomed out rn?
>Secondary & indie title "belt collector" gimmick Kek what a based midcarder
>>16753457Darkskin vs lightskin is a money feud every time
I hate this uppity self centered CUNT
WE HURT PEEPLEWE HURT PEEPLEWE HURT PEEPLE
soon as swerves fed up with tony's disrespect he'll come back home
>>16753322No it was Jaida herself.
WE HURT PEOPLEWE HURT PEOPLEWE HURT PEOPLEWE HURT PEOPLEWE HURT PEOPLE
Nana pulled a fornite and emoted on a dude after hitting him with a chair
Bobo
it's like when the three uncles come to start the grill at the cookout
>I DIDNT FINGER MY ASS
BOBBO BROS
When is Mina coming back? I miss her big boobies
>>16753461I NEED a Squid Game gf.
we black people
THAT chair shot took him out?
do they hurt people
You think Mercedes grinds on those trainees faces to welcome them to the business?
man this crowdI'd get a bigger pop if I flashed my ass
>CEO
>>16753482Kek
why they bookin these niggas like heels they're getting cheered in their matches
WE HURT PEOPLE>WE HURT PEOPLEWE HURT PEOPLE>WE HURT PEOPLEWE HURT PEOPLE>WE HURT PEOPLEWE HURT PEOPLE>WE HURT PEOPLE
>>16753489I think they might
WE HURR PEEPOWE HURR PEEPOWE HURR PEEPO
>>16753435We don't post our delusions here
>>16753435Nope, by that logic the entire AEW promotion has go away heat (what happened to the several hundred thousands viewers that went away?)Not go away heat, bad/lazy booking. That's not on the performers.
>>16753482lmao
>>16753422He even did the poseSurely he knows?
>>16753488not really, he played possum and rolled out of the way of the chain
still tony
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
Did that girl put her hair up for Mark Briscoe?
GayEW has such dog shit entrance music
lol why is bobby unboo-able?
>private party combined 381 lbsthat's like one dude in the 80s
>No more bouncer>No more local enhancement thotsAlready we're regressing. Kill 'em all MVP
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
>>16753512>>16753512>>16753512>>16753512>>16753512NEEEEEEEEW
they should turn on Mark and join MVP just have 1 but black faction
MVP lookin' old as fuck
>SHOTS x34
Why is the crowd fake cheering?
>>16753513One dude listed as 100lbs heavier than he actually is and wrestling Billy Jack Haynes in the mid-card because only Hogan really worked as a roided up superhuman
There is no way private party has fans. They have always been garbage. Glad Hurt Syndicate is going to destroy their worthless career
>>16753552I think the story they did with Private Party could have worked better with a longer build leading to them winning the titles
>>16753293He's in FBI now. Plz understand
