All Elite Wrestling Presents WRESTLEDREAM from Chaifetz Arena in St. Louis, MOHow To Watch: HBO MAX [Ultra High Definition], Amazon Prime Video, PPV.com, and YouTube (More Info: https://www.allelitewrestling.com/aewonppv)MAIN CARD (8pm ET / 5pm PT)>Hangman Adam Page (c) vs. Samoa Joe for the AEW World Championship>Kris Statlander (c) vs. Timeless Toni Storm for the AEW Women's World Championship>Darby Allin vs. Jon Moxley in an I Quit Match>Brodido (c) vs. Konosuke Takeshita & Kazuchika Okada for the AEW World Tag Team Championships>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher (c) vs. Mark Briscoe 5 for the TNT Championship>The Young Bucks vs. Jurassic Express [Winners Will Receive $500,000 USD]>Thekla vs. Jamie Hayter>The Demand vs. The Hurt Syndicate in a Tornado Trios Match>The CEO Mercedes Mone TBS Championship Open Challenge!
>>19086730>once again sars, I decrease the thread countBITCH WE ARE ON NUMBER 12
I’m just gonna say it. Buddy is better than Kyle.
PAC is a sexy man
Did anyone get a pic of Downie behind don?
>>19086730THIS LITERALLY ONLY GAMETHRAS 4QUIT FUCKING LYING ONLY GAMETHREAS 4
>>19086741seethe harder E-troon
briscoe wins
I'm down for the last four matches (Mone, Brodido vs Take a Shit/Okada, Joe/Hangnail, Darby/Mox) but I'm really not feeling this show at all so far. It's like a subpar episode of Dynamite
kek did anyone else just see that fat downie give Don the finger holy shit
>>19086746at being injured maybe
WHAT THE FUCK?????HOW WAS KYLE FLETCHR NOT JUST DISQUALIFIED AEW IS SO FUCKING RETARFEED
>>19086741>>19086749What 'getting no pussy" does to a person
>>19086755you're smoking crack
when's mone? Literally the only thing I'm invested on this card is who's gonna do the job.
>>19086758That part>(Mone,Youre also gay though desu why the fuck would you want to see that shit
jay driller on the hardest part of the ring!!
>>19086770
get his ass don, fucking shut up excalibur
>teehee yessar I am enjoying the wwefag lowering therad count lolz Im a goood bitchwhy are you faggots like this?
>>19086772Might get to see Persephones body which means I'm totally gonna jack off
Cornette calls Hangman "Hangmaam" now hahahaha we fucking won again E-titans
kyle's a genetic FREAK and he's NOT NORMAL
>>19086770I'm happy to inform you that Zero Dimes Monet's ratchet ass is not actually on the card tonight.
>>19086784this promo aint cutting it
>>19086794our beautiful ceo is on the card actually
>>19086730How long is this show going to go? I am NOT watching past midnight. also hire ryback
>>19086793ADONIS GENETICS
>>19086749A tradition like no other.
>>19086784Huh? Please explain what youre talking about.
Darby will hit Moxley with Green Boots' green boots in the match tonight after stealing them from his body on Everest
>>19086789>Peepfag bragging about a cuck using lingo he uses Oof.
kyle with the 2.999 kickout
>>19086802>open challengeGOD FUCKING DAMN IT THIS IS BULLSHIT
new TNT champ?
Justified this is awesome chants
chickenman a finger way
HAHAHAHAH I WAS RIGHT FAGGOTSI TOLD YOU MARK WOULD WIN SUCK MY FUCKING BROWN COCK BITCHES
that's the finger he sticks up skye blue's ass
based dick kick
balls made of steel
>>19086840That finger goes up an ass, but its not hers...
holy fucking christ, that looked brutal
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
>>19086838this nigga's retarded
>>19086847Please no.....
LMFAOOO FUCKING FAGGOTTHESE IS YOUR NEXT TOP STAR? A FUCKING FAGGOT
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Based Fletch
Kino
>>19086838Cope and seethe
This is why Buddy is better.
God damn Fletch has got such great intensity
>>19086823that would be awesome
Why doesnt Jim Cornette like Don Callis? Doesn't he like heel managers?
>>19086877He's a GEEK
>>19086860literally better than the entire WWE roster put together
>El Clon for absolutely no reason
kek what the fuck is clon doing
I believed briscoe bros...
>>19086877Probably too esoteric for his hick ass
is mark dead
Clon's taunt is BASED
>>19086877Don isn't the type to fuck a cow while Corney watches
>>19086877wouldn't fuck his wife back when he had hair
Are we sure Clon isn't just a figment of our imagination?
>>19086885First time the lights didn't flicker when he showed up
Does Clon wrestle?
>>19086892I shoot heem ya irl
Sex with Toni and Kris
>The Conglomeration & Roderick Strong
>>19086885>absolutely no reasonEl Clon has assumed full control of your pathetic mortal "reality"
Reminder the Don Calliss family is just a newer version of his first big faction was; the Oddities
>women's match Sesh time
>Toni storm promoFucking cringe. Muted.
time to unzip
>>19086911I like when he made the Callis Family music machine gun and UFO noises for no reason
>>19086908you'd just finish in like 45 seconds and they'd be left to finish each other off I'm afraid
>>19086912AEW x JCW Forbiddenest Door when
TONI :D
>>19086908I would imagine ANAL intercourse with the both of them would be quite enjoyable
I'm fucking bored
>>19086911we warned the holosissies and they did not believe
>>19086908Renee looking old and haggard as usual
more Toni cringe
>>19086921I like how they spent 4 months hyping his epic debut only for production to miss the all-important mask-off reveal.
this gimmick has nuclear heat with me now
lesbian community theater
monster POO
T I M E L E S S
I like to think Toni just smoked some crack and now we're getting Crackhead Toni
They want you to like the Timeless Toni Storm thing so badly that I have to hate it.
>>19086936Moo Deng kinda disappeared. Wonder what happened to the little guy
Whenever i watch or listen to toni storm i legitimately feel the most secondhand embarrassment and cringe I have felt in years
I do not care for Toni Storm
>>19086924luv toni
kek, getting some lisan al gaib lookin ahh niggas
STATDADDY
Kek was that Harley?
>>19086947Stat's song sounds like a TNA theme from like 2007
What ethnicity is Kris Standlander? Odd looking duckalso ryback needs to go to AEW
Based Harley with the voiceover
>>19086943Can't you just have fun?
>>19086957Alien
Is she really an alien?
>>19086957She looks like a pollack to me
>>19086945glow up
>>19086966Yup
WWE is a lot better
>What does the Hurt Syndicate do? They hurt people. Wow, gripping tweet there Tone.
>>19086971it's just objectively not, though
Could this crowd be any more dead?
Has Tony Khan fucked Toni Storm? If i was him i would try to follow her and go in the bathroom after she takes a shit and jack off
Is Toni going for a mime or geisha look?
>>19086957100% mid century mid Atlantic mutt. Probably hefty doses of med. I'm thinking Italian, Greek and Jew with some big Eastern Euro beef.
>>19086962you ever smoke crack? it's more fun than whatever stuff you like to dolike people probably don't suck dick to fund whatever hobbies you enjoy. The reason is they aren't as fun as smoking crack.
>>19086968What a beautiful animal...
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS RUSTLE SOUND IN THE BACKGROUND THE WHOLE TIME ITS ANNOYING AS FUCK
>>19086974let him cook
I noticed St Louis is not a woman wrestling town. Hot for all the male matches though
This crowd so quietIm fucking smileing ear to earDead to AEW
>>19086981It's an homage to silent film actors, they all used to paint their faces white since it looked better on early 1900s film stock.
>>19086989gms
>>19086985darbys machine gun testing
>>19086983I have. I also am drunk so quoted you instead of this fag >>19086947
>>19086990Yeah yeah whatever RJ city go take another cock up your ass faggot
Toni's bottom looking very sniffable right now
If Toni and Stat did the fusion dance they'd turn into Klaus Nomi
Some of you lot may not know this but both of these ladies have large posteriors.
You know what? Methinks AEW isnt as good as you guys say it is! This PLE has sucked
I like toni, but she needs to let someone else hold the belt for a while.
When did Stat turn into constant posing?
>Women's technical wrestling matchThey took something gay and made it even gayer
>>19086983i mean folks…
>>19087013That Vincester looks odd...
>>19086977>women's match>crowd diesI KNOW LET'S ADD WOMEN'S TAG BELTS THAT WILL BE GREAT
And the crowd goes mild
>>19087010too much assI prefer superior Asian ass
I don't know what the fuck Toni is doing in her matches. There's just no energy to almost anything she does until she does her butt offense.
Imagine these 2 girls squishing tony khans face between their oiled asses and farting into his open mouth creating a suction vacuum of oil farts intestinal gas and they just fucking slather his bearded face in oil and ass sweat and bounce up and down side to side crushing his face with there asses and farting
>>19086983Crackheads suck dick for crack
More like WrestleWetDream
>>19086985water is falling out of the sky and hitting the roof of the arena, extremely fluid situation
>>19087032she's selling
I fucking hate women so much
>>19087037Moist even some might say
>>19087031>that pictureYou're quite literally a pedophile and need to end your life immediately
You best believe I'm gooning right now
>>19087039She's been slow the entire match. It was the same thing in the Athena match that people expected more out of.
>>19086989Is retard your first language?
>>19087031white women dont have massive asses and they look better in general. asian women look weird.
>>19087014ok but could that "someone else" be Willow or Harley or Thekla or literally anyone but Stat's forever boring dimeless ass?
can someone post the match order again, forgot it
I've said it before and I'll say it again, aew women roster clears the fed, Statlander is 10 times better wrestler and hotter than Tiffany Straton for exampe and I just start to watch AEW december last year
I'm going to bed so hard after this show is over
>>19087031cute
Fuck tony for wasting my time with this fucking awful show. I'm hungover and have nothing else to do but this sucksssss
>>19087049she's channelling the rainmaker, please understand
>>19087055* Thekla vs. Jamie Hayter* The Young Bucks vs. Jurassic Express* The Hurt Syndicate vs. The Demand* Mark Briscoe vs. Kyle Fletcher* Toni Storm vs. Kris Statlander* Mercedes Mone promo and challenge.* Brodido vs. Konosuke Takeshita and Kazuchika Okada* Samoa Joe vs. Hangman Page* Jon Moxley vs. Darby Allin
This is proof that the timeless gimmick is garbage
>>19087043but they smell so nice and they're fun to touch
time to goon my pudtiiimmeee to goon my puuudddmuhaha
I miss Toni having Marilyn Monroe hair :(
Toni's nipples are poking out
>>19087062Rainmaker wrestles 30 minute matches. Toni rarely makes it to 15.
WE WANT IZZYWE WANT IZZY
>>19087066THIS is the proof you needed? Not the endless shitfests with Bloke?
>>19087070Mariah Tony might have been her best look
lets go statdaddy
>The Women's title match before the TBS Title match
>Stat wearing trunks under her gearWhy does she refuse to give me a boner?
>on the deltoidmore like the pectoral amirite
These two are wrestling so slow.
STAR CRUSHER
Real question to all you guys saying you jack off during wrestling--how the fuck do you do that?After I jack off I get extremely relaxed and disinterested in things. I dont have the energy to be invested in watching wrestling. This is why I only do it before bed
I wish Toni's gear was a little more high waisted
getting my face crushed by toni’s ass
>>19087088first time watching a women's match?
>>19087094alot of practice
tony storm HUGE wedgie in this match. could have sworn i saw her asshole ridges at one pointher tree rings, if you know what i mean
>>19087098thats the dream brother
450 from a big girl is always impressive
>>19087101Maybe he watches them in fast forward
>Toni's starting to sweat through her gearLewd
>>19087094no one actually jacks off to wrestling, it's just a meme
How long is we being getting this show going go for ?
>>19087094Adderall
>>19087106what did he mean by this?
This show has not been good so far.
Danny and Claudio are cute
i need Toni to win and give Jamie her rematch
>>19087088not even flips for ya?
Why /pw/ hates AEW?
>>19087106>could have sworn i saw her asshole ridges
This show has sucked so far.
>>19087121it's really boring
>>19087118wanna try that again
Toni's makeup almost turning Phantom of the Opera like
>>19087128edrones shill farm board
>>19087122I wish Claudio was my big bro, I'd ride him to school like Master Blaster
>>19087106do you idiots really call them ASSHOLE RIDGES?
I miss Riho...
Toni has a wedgie
>>19087128because it sucks right now
Timeless bros….it’s over.
I think that, espn going give this show D- rating
meh, I like Statlander but she's boring.
>>19087128fat 3rd world retards from a reddit discord spamming the board 24/7
>>19087147Shut the fuck up bitch ass dronie
I don't like this crowd
Kris dies at Blood and Guts
Thigh crush should have been the finish!
Which girl has smellyer poop's & farts ? . . .
toni should take a break now and then return at Beach Break
>Stat will never choke you to death with her thighswhy even
C E OC E OC E O
oh shit
>>19087128GMS
jesus stat and toni are so sluggish, the women worlds title is the secondary one to the tbs title
They wouldn't...
Why’s she a pussy about her finish now? She used to drop down now both times is was just a fancy body slam where storm landed on her back.
C E O
no...
CEOCEOCEO
I shoot hate Mercedes money so fucking much my gosh
>UltimoTechnically it should be Ultima but whatev
Lol storm is stuck in aew
kek Mone finna be on top of the world if she wins the women's AEW title here
Uh Oh!
>>19087161Stat for sure. Bigger girl and more ethnic
Got the Frat Boys to hold her titles
that's da frat house brother!!!
That was terrible
Mercedes looks hot as FUCK
Wait a cotton pickin' minute this is some sort of trick
merecedes tight CARAMEL body gets my 4.5 inch BWC rock fucking hard man
>no popLMFAO
I HP{E MONE GETS A KAREER ANDING INJURY
surely stat beats mone in the open challenge right now surely right
>>19087167words cannot describe how I hate this smelly ugly whore
griff you are embarrassing yourself
New thread at ~290 posts. Watch out for thread splitters
>>19087199You're deaf
>Stat actually got outWow what a C U C K B I T C H
kek Toni went over Mercedes so Statlander has to drop it to her instead
Mina!!!
Ultimo Mone got me fellas
Mercedes Mone looks like she legitimately smells like shit
>>19087182everyone is saying this
Oh boy Kris Stat working double duty
M I N AINA
Do you guys think that If Moné got back to the fed she'll use Sasha Banks or Mercedes Moné?
Ultimone is right there you fuckin retard
MINA!!!
>title vs title>for an interim titleYou have to got to be fucking kidding me.Thank for Mina's boobs though. This PPV has been lacking in that department.
hell yea
Mina's theme goes HARD
>Selina MoneI didn't know I wanted this
i don’t like this bros
They jobbing out Mina?
>>19087228worked lol
>>19087204Wtf is wrong wit chu?
Oh... It's Mina
I love that Mercedes doesn't know that Ultimo Dragon translated to the Last Dragon
Booba time
>>19087201this but totally unironically, and that it also permanently paralyzes her vocal chords
Boobi
>another thread of you virgin faggots thirstposting I fucking hate womens wrestling and fucking hate you losers
LMFAOOOOOOOOO
mina my bae, why tk? why do you have to make my girl do the job?
>>19086648 >Mercedes has already beat her ass multiple times. kwab
Known yazkua property Mina Shirakawa
Is Mina a protohag?
>>19087225literally the only thing that could have saved this segment, and it happened
So is she just going to vacate all these belts eventually
GIVE MONK'E THAT BELT NOW BOOBIE LADY!
>>19087251she's being punished for mariah
No way Mercedes is working ROH. Mina has to win.
>Ring of Honor Interim Women World's Television ChampionThis is a fucking rib.
Justin Roberts is a dapper motherfucker.
>>19087241I'm White. You're welcome.
My dick cant handle these two matches in succession
>>19087248>men enjoy womenwhat a shock
Insider here. Mina is going over.
if it’s interim does it even count?
>>19087265I'm sad he doesn't do >NORRRRRRRRRRRRRRTH CAROLIIIIIIIINAAAAAAfor Kenny anymore
>>19087275Doesn't mean you need to spam the thread with your virgin lust
literally nobody gives a FUCK who holds the real ROH Women's TV title let alone the interim one lol.
Minas probably wild in bed
LET'S GO MINA
>>1908727810.5 belts is close enough
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already much better than toni vs braplander
What the FUCK is an interim championship
Is the midget a Jap or a Mexican? Or both?
>>19087276>all of human society revolves around thispretty funny if you think about it
>>19087280And yet you spam the thread with your redditor whoreshit, interesting.
Why did they have Stat get geeked out like that
>>19087281Brother they count the fucking Owen Tournament as a belt, it doesn't fucking matter.
>>19087283asian women don't do much in bed
Mone’s glitter got on Mina’s boobies
>>19087309Me either
>>19087272an asian waifu is the dream of every huwite man
>>19087296When the champion gets injured but isn't stripped of it and gets to keep it, the promoter can choose to just crown another temporary champion with the intention of having both women compete for the belt to crown an undisputed champion once the champ comes back. It's all boxing stuff.
>>19087309>>19087324I want to have boring sex with Mina
That was a nice stomp
>>19087332I want to have boring sex with anyone.
>>19087309>asian women don't do much in bed
Prime feed is down
>>19087291difficult for me to judge this match post-nut
>>19087352that is totally me
Mina looks like she has sex with men that have penises that ejaculate semen when they reach sexual climax.
>>19087355Holy shit that sucks. 2nd month I watch on HBO Max to save the 10 bucks. It's fine right now.
>>19087348yeah i’m sick of it being so exciting all the time too
>>19087386get a hooker
>>19087309are you shooting?
>>19087394no, they are not very adventurous
>>19087370Very astute observation, anon
KINO
mina bros...
>>19088064
