Gay homo psyop verPreviously on /r9gay/>>77868946
Strawberry lemonade yum
First for r9gay's official discord server, which you can find here: https://pastebin.com/TBreyXrm
first for third post
You failedSuffer papist
why would i post in an /r9gay/ discord server when i could post in /r9gay/? quickly
I ban jews, niggers and spics on site doe.
>heavy moderationeasy skip
Brad's in your 'cord apparently so you lie
>>77877339White gay men deserve the best.
>>77877247Speaking of psyop, I want to turn my 20 year old neighbor gay; any tips and tricks? Thanks :3 <3
>>77877384JUNETEETH NIGGA DA JUBILEE MOSHE LET THE PEOPLEGO
>>77877384>20Too old, originally
>77877387>two threads later>still hasn't "mentally filtered me"Lmao so obsessed and confused. A double minded man is unstable in all his ways; that's in the Bible :3
>>77877247BOYFEET YUUUUUM
>>77877347You're a subhuman golem tho
>>77877503suck my poor brown penis to calm me down
>tfw can't smegmamaxx
how do i stop this
Nintendo direct was decent enough, new Zelda game looks good, MiO will probably be good and Mario Luigi brothership could be fun maybe potentially
>>77877888It's been so long since I have gamed, I didn't even know about the latest direct
https://youtube.com/shorts/Uh0WIYsxIYkAwoooooga
why dont shorts embed yet
>>77877972He has no pee nice
im gonna clean my room then go shopping so i can drink more and become someone i barely recognize
my hangover finished but my shame remains
>>77877503i went to a lgbt resource center office and i left my walletfeeling pretty stressed but a blowjob would be nice toomom bought me chocolate
desu alcohol kind of sucks. if it wasnt for convenience nobody would waste their time with it
Meow I'm hungwy mwaaaa
>>77877463Shut it slav nigger go suck your bfs cock
>>77877247need this bad
>>77878331Damn that's hot - threesomes just turn me on. I am depraved
>>77878362post discord maybe? ill add u
>>77878372 sunflower_society_arises
>>77878372fatpostle will leak your nudes like he did the slovene
>>77878395i dont really care about that since my nudes are all over this website anyways cuz i posted them for attention before
Meow where attent ion
Got Wendy's today instead of mcdicks fuck you meowsers lol
I'm going out for dinner but I'm getting tendies likely for DQ.
I took a nap after work and my contact lenses folded in my eye and it hurt and I'm still tired and the world is a bitch and I want it to stopWould a bf help me? No. But having one would be nice.
That's why I'll never get them
>>77878574Dragon Quest???2H0PY
>>77878584>.god speed friend hugs and kisses 4 u
>>77878584good job at work today, sorry that happened to you. contact lenses freak me out for stuff like that haha.
>>77877247>draw a girl>call it a boyYou niggers aren't gay, call me back when you're posting muscle-men and baras.
I bit the bullet and bought a lovense edge while it was on saleI also have some basic dildos and plugs, but nothing quite like thismy virgin anus is very inexperienced, but I plan on using some of my free time to turn it into a certified boypussy
Contact lenses honestly aren't that bad I'm just too lazy to take them out and out them back in every day so they just hang out in my eyes for weeks at a time. If I was a healthier person with more consistent hygiene it wouldn't be an issue.
>>77878634I wish I had the balls to buy and use a toy but it would be too much of a God damned hassle while I'm living with my parentsCleaning it especially would probably be a nightmare
Hairy, unshaved, unwashed man ass only#truegaygang #pride
>>77878636please take care of your eyes
>>77878536I don't really give a fuck>>77878605Meow wish that was me this artist does great bullying content>>77878625>My unrealistic body standard is better than yoursIdk kys hypocrite
Plap plap splurt
>>77878668they sure do! its pretty nicebeen following them for a while
>>77878694Holy fucking shit I wish I looked like that
>>77878694I like that he draws more masculine faggots too like in the pic
>>77877134too late for what?
>>77878723mhm! i really love his line work too
>>77878757YeahMan I wish I could get back into drawing
>>77878692I know they did not just twinkify ronald mcdonald, holy guacamole im going 2 hang myself
>>77878770me too i was pretty bad at it thou lol picrel is drawn by me sorry its FAGGY enough
>>77878827I wasn't good either but I liked doing it meow
>>77878835yea art is always fun wish i had the motivation to do it again maybe ill draw again today x.x
>>77878806Welcome to the NHK motherfucker
It's all hopeless meow I will never be happy
Sonic superstars is probably my favorite sonic game but it's also annoying at times. Calling it quits with 4 zones left to beat. Hate when this happens with games I like.
>>77878875All sonic games suck ass, they have never once made a good sonic game
Chao garden
>>77878902i liked the gba one. the earlier ones are roo hard for my fingers and the later ones have too much walking.
imagine chao garden in gba sonic though...like maplestory chao garden...holy f i have to make that
>>77878827>tfw no /u/ bf
H-artist bf drawing porn of us in 2d
I need a short bf
He's waiting for you in Miami why don't you date him griffy
>>77879397non-white
I would do a frozen pizza but it's too hot to light the oven. Should I just stop being a bitch and do it anyway? A little heat never hurt anyone right?
>someone hugging me>because they want to touch me>because they want my body>they don't want to let go
>>77879464Soare you dough
griff wants to think he's white and only wants a natural blond bf.
>meaningful connections need either time or grand goals to form>you will never have either probably>you will never have a meaningful connection>you will never trust, love, care, hate, fight, build with someone else
this fly is teasing me, it's a big one and it flies around my face, until I grab the spray, then it hides.
>>77879709I like dark hair too
https://youtu.be/YSOMNW7m8dE?si=BZ2PTciPYsiA6O7b
Time to actually get dinner now, tendies give this fat neet some little joy.
Must've crawled undah there for warmth
big ass toaster
I want to make dinner to share with my bfI hate packing up my leftovers knowing im just gonna continue to eat them aloneHere's all this food you lonely piece of shit, enjoy
Meow me when I get a husband to snuggle with
>>77880610Aww they're holding hands
>>77880629Itzy is so cute I love hers
I wonder what a possum feels like to touch, are they soft or coarse? Do they like to snuggle?
I found out that the meow in r9gay now is not the same meow as a few years ago, and now I'm sad. I used to talk to him on discord a lot until he ghosted me. I hope polish meow is doing ok.
>>77880809they express affection by licking you then rubbing their face in the drool over and over until you're soaking wet. it's called slubbing
>>77880855I don't know if I would find that cute or gross. Cats like to lick and headbutt but not like that.
>>77880855That's beautifulWith every meow post I am more and more tempted to buy a possum
>>77880866you cannot simply buy an opossum
>>77880809Apparently pretty soft and also somewhat snuggly but depends a ton on the possum some are more snuggly than others>>77880844Meow so it goes>>77880855Yeah they have pheromone nodes on their cheeks iirc>>77880866You can buy them?
>>77880887here in 'murrica you can buy most any animal if you wanted. Some redneck is selling possums I'm sure. Back in the 90s after Disney's Pocahontas came out racoons were a hot pet and lead to a lot of abandonment of them.
>>77880908I think selling wild Animals is illegal meow
>>77880931It likely is but they almost never get caught. Rural areas here are something else.
>>77880931>>77880908I looked it up, there are opossum breeders hereIt's like $500https://www.frazierfarmsexotics.com/opossums
i want a pet pig. too bad i'm poor.i actually think it's illegal to keep pigs as pets in here because of the heat or something idk maybe it isn'ti don't want those little teacup pigs or whatever they're called i want a big barn hog i think they're cute and cuddly and make a good pillow
>>77880980if you want a pet pig just adopt me.
>>77880980HE SLORPIN DA SPAGHETTIOH I LOVE HIM
>>77880995https://youtu.be/8sE8zEnfvEgthat's a lady pig i think
Elysium is better than I expected for a film which seems largely forgotten, didn't realize it had such a solid cast either>>77880987I kek'd
I sailed the Void for a thousand years I fought the War in HeavenWhat can you do to strike fear into a being such as I?
time to drown the leg pain in cider, maybe I'll actually drink more than one or two and actually get a little tipsy. with my weight and the fact I always drink after eating means I never feel much of the effects.
>tfw no trenchcoat cowboy bf
>>77881027if you fall in love with me i can make you afraid of ever being in love ever again
>>77881044the chapter where you had play both grays and the other family against each other was so boring and very obvious they were going to find out the gang was playing both sides.
Need this>>77881045I will not fall in love with anyone much less with you
I think cnc play sounds hot but there needs to iron clad rules and multiple safewords+gestures.
>>77881069>I will not fall in loveone day this will change and when it does you will know true fear
>>77881086It won't but okay
i made my husbabd in fallout a big fat black bald guy in fallout since he dies in the intro and doesn't matter but he keeps coming back in flashback scenes and i forget i made him like that every time. we have a blasian baby i wonder how shaun will looks
>>77881085I could never do cnc I don't have the confidence to act or roleplay like thatI'd break down or cry in either position and I wouldn't be able to face my bf again
>>77881108You playing a girl? Only staggots and troons do that. Besides the military background of the male survivor makes more sense.
>>77881085I mean yeah but all kink and whatever -play is first and foremost about trust and I think if I'd be at the point where I'm able to do things like that there's also probably gonna be a pretty good understanding between me and my bf on what the other is okay with and so on
God I hate the summer. Where is my fbf to cuddle me while naked so I don't overheat?
what would be your fav cnc scenarios? I always liked 'horny home invader'
>>77881200my favorite cnc scenario is i'm a pathetic worthless loser and the rich guy thinks i'm cute and makes me his housemaid and he keeps taking advantage of me and i can't do anything about it because nobody else will hire me
come to ohio and clean the storymanor, you might just have that come true. we all know story's too much of a pussy to do that though.
im depressed..how annoying
>>77881200UhhA man sees me in public, forces me into sex, blackmails me into more, at some point we start loving each other genuinely and live happy ever afterBeing a housekeeping android to a handsy ownerBeing hunter for sport (no sex, just violence)
>>77881200Captured slave to a foreign noble who is captivated by my body and wishes to break itWith whips and flails and stuff
>>77881200prince gets remade into handsome knight's housewife to destroy his bloodline
I hardly even taste the alcohol when drinking cider now, maybe it is an acquired taste.
>>77881318dont drink alcohol it will kill you and you will make really shitty posts on the interweb
>>77881348I don't care if it does and I already do the latter.
even when i had a job i still wanted to die. maybe getting a job won't make me happy.
>>77881354when you die it will hurt really bad(your pancreas explodes)
>>77881371me drinking a cider or two won't kill me.
>>77881200My favourite command and conquer scenario is the gla campaign in command and conquer generals the other campaigns just don't hold a candle to it and i still find it funny to this day that it got banned and censored in germany.
Alcohol melted my stomach lining and now I have to take pills so that my stomach acid doesn't destroy my nerves and give me permanent diarrhea
>>77881318Cider is usually fairly low volume so after a few drinks you stop noticing the taste. I find it tastes like normal fruit juice
I like beer the most especially Yuengling. Far as the hard stuff Lemon drops are the best and I like fireballs but I am willing to drink pretty much any girly mixed drink. I love getting drunk once a week.
just finished bottle number 2, should I go for 3?
i warned you bros. just remember that
For a long time I just chugged vodka from the bottle and chased it with ice water because I wanted to get drunker faster and it made me feel cool
>Appearing like dew,>Vanishing like dew>Such is my life>Even Naniwa's splendor is a dream within a dream.I prefer the simplicity of this death poem to Uesugi Kenshin's though they both convey similar feelings
decided against 3 wow I actually kinda tispy. hehe this is fun.
>>77881067chapter 6chapter 4chapter 1 chapter 5chapter 3 chapter 2epilogue 2epilogue 1for me in order of rankings
>>77881465How much vodka would you drink? I think I drink more than I otherwise would if the taste wasn't masked by diet lemonade>>77881514I was gonna say 2 would probably be enough for you, 2-3 drinks is the sweet spot for most people where you get a slight buzz but aren't going to feel fucked the next day
>>77881515chapter 2 was comfy in a calm before the storm type deal.
>>77881527Not really cause the gang isn't a robinhood legend anymore. Everything in the story would have went down the same or very similarily if Micah died, if Hosea lived, etc. Also it has the worst missions. I think my favorite is helping Mary Linton from there.
>>77881544I like the chapter II missions, they seem very realistic for a group of outlaws to do, robbing a train, rustling sheep, that sort of thing.
on the topic: is the clumsy drunk typing a meme
>>77881593It is quite real, most people can't use words in the right context when sober let alone drunk and its easy to drop letters or entire words when sufficiently wankered
I guess it should be shower time, first tipsy shower whoo hoo.
If story slips and drowns whilst drunk in the shower I call dibs on his fortune
>>77881667fortune? all he has is a wrecked house and cats
>>77881623i still have doubts. it never happened to me
>>77881695One mans wrecked house and cats are another man's fortune. Could always rent out the house and sell the cats to a Japanese cafe
>>77881695and almost 200k in cash, assuming he hasn't blown it all on pizza and McDonalds yet.
the /r9gay/ meetup/storyanon funeral...
>>77881752it's gonna smell awful
>>77881758ill bring extra deodorant
Ah its cooled down thank fuck for that. Still ordering a fan now that my retardbux have landed so I don't melt in the brief summer
bisexual frenchie taking bbc was not on my bingo for this season what the fuck
>>77881913frenchie and colin are switches though
I MISSED OUT ON LGBT YOUTH SUPPORT GROUP AND FREE BBQ GATHERING BECAUSE I WAS TOO SAD TO CHECK THE EVENT CALENDAR FUCCCCKKKK
don't be planning anything just yet, I have returned all nice and clean, the water seems to have removed my tipsiness as well.
>suddenly feel insecure about small dick despite being a bottomNobody is ever going to see it so it shouldn't matter but my pride still stings a little
>>77881976I would suck my bottom bf's pp.
small dicks are cute!I t-totally don't have one myself and just trying to make myself feel better about it.
biting off a few inches of top bfs penis to even the odds
maybe tomorrow I should wash my sheets, considering I haven't done that since before mom died.
>>77882028just throw them out and buy new sheets
seckso
>>77882028I've still never washed my own sheets, I really hope my mother outlives me
I want to tease my bf so much he cums in his pants and gets all embarrassed.
>tfw your dick will always be cute or quaint instead of impressive
It's impressively small.
>>77878331Will you kiss my boots?
so is anon going to ross at 7pm? if i go there will i find nobody?
>>77882179are you a russo or something?
Picking out a single midget spic from a crowd of them, good luck
>>77882194No American but I have nice boots that look similar to ww2 boots for my job.
shos are growing me slowly but surely, wtf is wrong with me.
>>77882206i'll be wearing a hat. and i wear glasses. i probably won't go though.
>>77882208What's your job Mister?
>>77882244I fight fires
>>77879819heres a trick for getting flies: turn off all the lights if its night or close all the blinds if its day except for one. the fly will go to that one. ez at night to lure them into the bathroom and close the door. got many a bug that way.
>>77882265its story, he has a fly infestation from not cleaning up his dirty messes and likely cat shit everywhere too. Only way to get rid of his flies to burn the whole place down.
>>77882259you're the gay guy from the sopranos???
>>77882286No I don't think I've seen a single guy who has his body type in the entire county in regards to my job.
>>77882305twink firefighter?
>>77882313All of them have the lanklet body type to twunk until you hit mid/late 30s then you start putting on pounds but still have muscle.
>>77882229Embrace enlightenment
>>77882281why dont storyanonss cats eat the food from the dirty skillet
Stock market is closed tomorrow for nigger day wtf definitely not ridin with biden now
>>77881738i saw a pizza restaurant for sale near where my parents live. the old pizza men are dying and their kids have careers because dad could pay for a degree with those weighty pizzas. i also heard from my old boss once about a conversation he had with a pizza place owner, which he started because the owner was working when he went to pick up a pizza at 11pm at night. this surprised him because the owner was like 70. he said he was surprised to see him working so late and the pizza owner said like "i can't get no fuckin body else to do it." the pizza men, you know, theyre like daimyos, theyll adopt a new scion if their heirs are unworthy. the guy who owned & ran my town's deli died a few years ago and left it to his longest time employee, or else the guy was paid well enough to buy it from his kids, im not quite sure.
>some anons know what the staff of their local pizzeria look like>this guy talks to the pizzamani have never looked at or talked to someone working at a store or restaurant. half of the time i leave so fast i dont even remember to say have a nice day
>>77882281this guy mows his fuckin lawn. its nowhere near as bad as he makes out. i lived in his approximate biome. the flies come in no matter what, and if you throw out a hamburger and dont take out the trash for like 2 days you will suddenly have like twelve flies in the morning. im not sure why this is exactly. its hot and muggy and not very windy in the summer, and i dont know, theres a lot of roadkill or something? the housing stock is not great in the sense that theyre usually pretty squatly built and not really well ventilated. the standards for whats a good ac or duct system are kinda low. anyhoo a big thing to avoid flies in that environment is, literally never put any meat or meat packaging in the trash without immediately taking it out. otherwise leave meat scraps or the package from the meat in the freezer. fuckin wack i know but that place is different. anyway if hes just talking about a few flies and not maggots, mice, rats, or roaches hes basically living in an average westernpennsyltuckyhio home. i thought my place was bad for having a few mice and then i saw a weeb couple at the cvs in the middle of the college district buying rat traps. its a hard life out there.
He did have maggots, no? Storysimp doesn't even know the lore -_-
>>77882612well obviously if you have flies, you have maggots. ive been here on and off, i have snatches. oh you also have to keep beans, rice, and corn flour in the freezer out there or it will also get full of maggots. however these ones turn into moths, pantry moths. i guess theyre larva or grubs technically.
storyanons floor is probably covered in cat hairs. i only had one cat and i had to sweep that up every couple days
can we get a house tour video
>>77882596did you genuinely just fail at like 2nd grade reading comprehensionmy old boss talked to the pizza man, he struck up a conversation because they were both business owners. then he told me about that conversation. i got the nervous sweats for like the first 6 months whenever my boss talked to me, which he did a lot because it would be just the two of us. he reminded me a lot of moby actually.
another fact about my old city, there was a pullover in a forested city park that was commonly known to be used for cruising and frots in the woods nearby. and in fact if you did drive through late at night you would see two or three in and by the woods like deer.
>>77882632how many cats and what are their names? if it's two black and white cats i'll die. the last person i was friends with had a cat and a pug. oddly i never saw her walk the dog, ever.
>>778827089 cats and idk i forgot
>>77882675i looked at the post again and still didnt see that part hehe
>>77882713this is kind of burying the lede. of course its hard to keep up a house with 9 fucking cats, if true...and what do you do with 9 cats. the litter budget must be enormous. the only solution is of course a cat cafe, which is evidently legal in ohio.
>>77882751affogato is a delicious treat by the way. pour espresso/strong instant coffee over ice cream or gelato. however it has to be the GOOD kind of ice cream with no thickeners or they form gummy scrum when they touch hot coffee.
i need to stop smoking resin. i can feel my lungs crusting over. ill have to post here even more to distract myself for a few days. and then i should probably get an herb vape or smth. the last one i had was eh but its been four or five years and i think that kind of thing has gotten better.
cookie time! maybe a bit heavy on the five spice.
/r9gay/ has a strict no smoking policy
>>77882824oh. well its a good thing i vape now. you know whats wild? the thing for an elfbar says it should last two weeks for a casual vaper. i have had one for abt a year...im a lightweight at everything i hope you understand.
cant do weed anymore that shit made me retarded
looking back at my failed love attemptsthis place is the only refuge
>>77882852a little weed makes me get started, more than a little makes me fall asleep...literally buy the smallest piffer you can or dont even and make carrot/apple piffers every time. the secret of weed is, you get most of the good part from even a onehitter.
tasty looking. but...well...never mind. careful with five spice. this can be a textural exercise. im sure ill like them but i like to get funky.
>>77882923looks like a cool rock
>>77882895it was impossible for me to get fucked up off one hit except maybe the first few times i smoked. tolerance is a bitch. no more weed until i get another job and save enough money, hoping to get a bit of my short term memory back by then
>shaved everything except my thigh region Good enough
>>77882966well...yeah...i didnt say youd get fucked up. i said youd get most of the good part. i feel like some people dont actually understand what the good part is, though...
>>77883105have fun and enjoy the razor bumps
>>77883132the thigh region is most likely to get bumps tho
I kinda miss having fag-friends.I'm loathe to admit it but most of the time they were unironically nicer people than anyone I know outside of my family.It seems like everyone else just uses me as a punching bag, or at best, an emotional support dummy.
>>77883141real as fuck man, used to be a tranny but realized i was wrong, but now i get buried at the beach and forcefed sand, but at least i can be racist
>>77883159idfk what that was supposed to mean but i think you should probably kill yourself i guess?rude ass nigger
oh dear. !!science!! warning
>>77883138tell me you at least applied lotion
>>77883193huh what did you do to them, anon?
>>77883281the orangey chunks are nothing brittle that i made. (peanut brittle with no peanuts.) i should have blended them up rather than just chunking them by hand but i didnt want to use the fooper. lazy. if you blend peanut brittle and mix it into pb cookies you get a delicious thing indeeed, its a milk bar recipe although i dont know that they did it first.
>>77883216I did dent
>There are cute little brown asian boys with doey faces on this board that I am not currently holding in my big white muscular armsWtf
>>77883356manifesting the itchiest longest lasting razor bumps ever all over ur body, dummy
>>77883413My skin is fine. I got a nasty cut on my ankle though fuck.
i keep forgetting to buy shampoo
>eating bread, salt, and butter with a banana and yogurt and powerade Life is good
im allergic to bananai think ive made this post a dozen times on here
>>77883720ring banana phone
>>77883746weird... i just remembered about that earlier today
ebf spent 2 hours just to get me off i am blessed albeit incel
>>77883765I got 120 dineros, what should I buy.
>>77883776i dont know. i never spend my money. you should keep it
>>77883720>>77883746Shoving a banana up your arse
>>77883776if you got a friend spending monies on gifting them games that you can play together is a good investment (unless if you can easily hamachi it)
>>77883830anon that would hurt my butthole ;(
>>77883773how? was it text, voice, camera?
>>77883846Maybe I should buy Tarkov to play with my bestie, not sure if I'd enjoy it as much as him. Also I want Lego figs. Do you wanna see?
>>77883860all 3, i dont coom easy cuz im pretty asexual
>>77883873eh you could do that. tarkov isnt for me, any time i see people play it the game seems hella boring most the time. i love legos dude hell yeah i wanna see!(havent built anything in eons though)
although i suppose playing it would be exciting because you never know when you're gonna lose it all, kinda like gambling. nevermind me im full of shit.
>>77883193I appreciate your bravery in posting your journey learning cooking for us.
I'm tall and masculine but I want to be a femboys bottom bf. It's hard bros.
ok but how is that my problem
>>77884014i think thats still possible, but yea life sucks. hate this place
Oh, you've got grey eyesAnd I've never seen anyone quite like you beforeNo, I've never met anyone quite like you beforeBolts from above hurt the people down belowPeople in this world, we have no place to goBolts from above hurt the people down belowPeople in this world, we have no place to goOh, it's the last timeOh, it's the last timeOh, it's the last timeOh, it's the last timeOh, it's the last timeOh, I've never met anyone quite like you beforeOh no, I've never met anyone quite like you before
You've got a heart on fireIt's bursting with desireYou've got a heart filled with passionWill you let it burn for hate or compassion?What's the pointIf you hate, die and kill for love? What's the point with a loveThat makes you hate and kill for?
my sleep schedule was pretty normal for a couple weeks, but
Hey now, here is my song.For you, yeah that's right.I wish that I was yours but I'm too shy, I suppose.If only I could could just conjure a spell.Ka-pow! Hocus, hocus, hocus!Then you and I would be togetherFor all time, I suppose.Is it Love that makes my heart go:"Boom boom boom!"?Yeah, I suppose.Love you, love you, love you.More than yesterday.I suppose!
>>77884014i'd fuck your brains out idiot
>>77884290Thought about this song earlier today (like an hour ago) gonna listen to it now.
>>77884574yo yo yo I'm hood ratand I got something to say And listen up so we can all be clearThere's a lot of crack Coming down And I'm telling youI'm not downThe streets are filthyWith drug addicts walking aboutThe price of gasis through the roofthe price of food will strangle youall the storesare closing downwhere do I go to buy some food
dat nigga aint straightdat nigga gaygaydat nigga aint straightdat nigga gaygaydat nigga aint straightdat nigga gaygaydat nigga aint straightdat nigga gaygay
https://youtu.be/FOIeXXpJ8ss?si=aXnS4rL-rgsl2T1fif no one love me I know cool cat loves me
go the fuck to bed spic
i don't appreciate you guys saying those things to brad
I wonder why Dutchie doesn't talk to me anymore.
>>77884755It's 4am and I can't sleep
i woke up at like 5 am and washed the dishes then played mario kart
none of my niggas are online rn
how do you talk to boyswhy can't we just stare at each other
It's 4AM And Everyone In My Life Has Abandoned Mehttps://youtu.be/MCF2nMrQde8?si=NXk5mKARjIl1yB0b
but its almost 5:30am
but its almost 6:30am
its almost 1:30pm
>play hell let loose>join smol server>guy that joins me at first is retard and he leaves>girl joins me>okay.jpeg>we quickly team up and work together>we coordinate pretty well together>2vs3>we absolutely wipe them despite them out numbering us>we take socials>we add each other afterwards>did this all through voice chatI feel accomplished. ANDI MADE A FEMALE FREN :3
but its almost 7:30am
I been loyal, been stabbed in the back for it. I just don't believe in anything.
*scams all my friends for lego*I'M LOYAL
>>77884910I didn't like him!
you know you are absolute Rubbish if Dutchie doesn't like you.
No one is trustworthy or loyal these days, I only trust myself and my own plansEveryone else can get fucked
i personally saved the dutchboy
NO, FUCK YOU. I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE OF YOU PIECES OF SHIT DID THIS. I'VE BEEN GOOD TO YOU, AND YOU REWARD ME WITH NON STOP ASS RAPE? WELL FUCK OFF!
>>77885046brad i still like you
our own dutchboy still needs saving
but i already saved him keep up
Hate you all
>>77885125i don't believe you, no one here ever gets saved
>>77885138he unlinked his accounts and took his personal info out of his youtube channel because of me. i saved him
>>77885174the world doesn't deserve heroes like you
how do you celebrate nigger day
I celebrate by watching moonman videos
Meow where bf mwaa want cuddles
wher husbie want head caved in
>>77885240im not recognizing any fake holidays aka anything that didnt already exist when i was a kid. unless my favorite streamer is celebrating...
im not gay but the thought of naked berserker warriors charging into battle drugged up into a psychotic frenzy and with giant erections the whole time and terrifying and ripping apart their enemies appeals to me. not in the "i want to fuck this guy" sense but more in the "it would be cool to experience being that guy" sense. idk if thats a relatable thing but i wouldnt be surprised if it was
>>77885355the experience of being fucked by the giant naked berserker warriors?
nigga you gay as af fuck
Grabbing some sea salt at the store to manifest my boyfriend https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifd6Cxjdofc
Enjoy the egregore wiztard
>>77885501But I'm right here anon. You don't need some demonic salt ritual for a bf.
>>77885544their author moves so slooooow
>>77885544Your numbers mesmerize me
filling out my calendar again. i'm not making the same mistake twice.
soc bf or r9gay bf
>>77885619Ya the series will probably never finish in any reasonable time. I myself haven't read it in over a year. I still like the movie and the start of the manga its cute.>>77885638My numbers mean you have to be my boyfriend now.
>>77885648r9gay bf is impossible but soc bf is unbearable
>>77885649I'm all yours, what do we do first? We have a whole summer to spend
>>77885679For real??? If so I want to spend the first few days holding you tight and giving you lots of kisses while we watch anime and eat yummy food. When the temps go down we can discus further my honey~
I always know when its you
whys apostle taking his name tag off ever
because he is very retardedcaptcha: NYGAY
who is apostle i missed it
>>77885747Of course I would buy a plane ticket and crash in the ocean for you sweetie, I will bring some waffles with me
>>77885846Awww your so sweet. I'll buy your plane tickets and we can go to waffle house; my treat for being so dedicated.
>lgbt networking event tomorrow>registration only>registration ended>mfw>call event organizer>they say registration was only for free drinks, anyone can come>mfw
You guys like reading?
>>77885871I'll buy my own ticket if you buy all the treats, that's about $800 worth of treats, you could fill me up all day with that
I am making lavender honey ice cream The base is currently chilling a bit and then I will put it in the ice cream makerI will let you know how it churns
>>77885909Yeah. Currently reading Phenomenology of Spirit and Keats' Complete Works; work is slow today, as expected
>>77885909>You guys like reading?no
I like reading with my bf so he can forget how flushed he is
>>77885671Fit bf is perfect
>>77886244do you agree with him thread
>>77886354its the body I want to have but not the body I want to date
It is churning
>>77877247The voices have come back.
4chan x made my pictures disappear, how fix?
why do all gay fat guys have the same personality
>>77886389Because they are all perfect
>>77886389because you view them all the same probably
>>77886389what is that personality fren?
>>77877247That character looks 12.OP is a pedophile.
Everyone was already aware thanks
>>77886457Do you realize you're subhuman?
>>77885355>>>/lit/23380190 current year equivalenti havent revealed my schlonger yet but its big i assure you
How very original of you
>>77886547Despite your affected smugness I know you probably hate yourself for being a pedophile. You recognize that it's a sick and disordered attraction.
>>77886354hard to criticize but i will anywayhes got that slight kyphosis potbelly (guilty of the same) and somehow has miniature love handles despite being skinnycould be some shooping at the waist on the left side but i wont go that far as i dont know my pixels. there is angling going on though. if you dont have front and side pics you dont really know what he looks like. in any case many a skinny teen be skinny, the challenge is keeping it (or getting it later)
>Spoonfeeding my husband homemade ice creamI pray to God such a miracle may come to pass
>>77886012I got you for well more then 800 worth my honey~ We might as well marry eachother while were at it..
more like hoe made ice cream
If you wanna see more you can just ask nicely y'know
>bottom>like top>immediately pledge my soul to them>cant explain how obsessed i am cause itd sound weird
>>77886622please show me more ice cream owo
>>77886594mix in mini chocolate chips, mini marshmallows and crushed potato chips for a delicious
is the ice cream made with 100% organic boimilk?
Cone >>> cupAnd it ain't even close
my bf ain't licking no ice cream cone in public, that's too lewd and only I get to see that.
feeling a bit sadbees are buzzing, but I'm in bedice cream on my wounds
>>77886609How dare you>>77886641Sorry it's done churning it has to sit in the freezer for six hours :(>>77886662It's fancy pants lavender ice cream, it's unfortunately too nuanced a flavor for your plebeian mixins>>77886670It is not I'm sharing it with my mother>>77886682I agree but we don't have any ice cream cones because I forgot to buy them
I guess I should go the store but it's so hot already and will be for days. this is going to be a brutal hot summer and I dread eventually having to mow the grass in it. I really need a Hispanic lawn boy who can take the heat.
/r9gay/repressing troon and repressing pedophile coalition
>>77886731all troons are pedos so it's kind of redundant
Huebert told us to not repress anymoreAlso my office is cold as fuck, its 65f inside and 92f outside
>>77886731I don't think they're repressing when they constantly post shota art. They know what they are.>>77886738All gays are pedos too.
>>77886753reminder to dilate
I've been a shotacon since I was a shota when I came to /cm/ in 2015Pdf file website
>>77886787reading shota hentai when i was a kid made me attracted to FUBs...
something about this made me laught really hard
I only like shota/shota stuff and it has to be loving relationships.
>>77886798i like that he included a nut preview so you know what it looks like before you watch
>>77886798"No" was never an optionThe illusion of choice
>>77886795You read the wrong kind sorry shotaxshota was the correct answer :/
>tfw cumshotlet I never shoot like that, I only dribble. I bet that makes me unable to be a proper top.
>>77886811he sent it 5 days later too lol
>>77886787Moot contained your degeneracy on /b/ for a reason.
>>77886835He was building up his reservesHe wanted to impress you
>>77886841There's worse things there to moralfag over than some 2d drawings I'm sure
I have killed 5 large flies today already. The real big ones. A cat caught and ate another one (yuck!). This is my own fault but I miss the smaller flies.
>>77886598Did we (almost) marry last time?? I'm going through some deja vu..
>>77886876Hi anon, this is God speaking. The flies will keep getting bigger. You will be visited by bigger and bigger flies until they're the size of an apple. Enjoy!
Taking a flammenwerfer to storymanor but not before securing the neetfortune
>>77886887Ohh God
>>77886887these already take 2-3 sprays to kill, ones that big will take half a bottle (of which I need another one)>>77886903just get the cats out first.
>>77886877Its deja vu because we did not even get remotely close to marriage or calling you my honey dear one.
since they were married, bunny should have gotten half of story's money.
>>77886940Since i live in ohio, I should have gotten a dollar from storyMaybe two
Road trip to Ohio then to Bosnia to get the full payout huhIf that's what it takes..
>>77886949are you the one that lives nearby in Xenia?
>>77886961I don't know what xenia is I live in clevelandBut the rich white part of cleveland
>>77886720oh ooh lavender. what did you use a little bottle of flavor extract? ooh what fancy pants you have. easy guess cause where the hell do they sell fresh lavender. if you gathered it from fields of flowers post pics and ill kiss your toes in sorries. but i doubt it! lavender extract just makes me think of cleaning products lol.
>>77886916fly spray is a scam you stupid goofballbuy a two dollar pack of window fly strips, put them up high on sunny windows and lower the blinds over them to hide them from your sight. check back in a week when youre ready to be grossed out.
>>77886978different one then, there's a guy that lives close by me near dayton.
Or just spray water dumb retard they can't fly when wet so you can smack them easilyFat ones don't fly so good anyway
>>77887003>>77887019I just want them to die and the spray kills them. It's a natural spray not a chemical one so it doesn't hurt the cats.
>>77886985Why do they have to be fresh?
>>77886932I'm sorry I'm a terrible husband, I love you love you love you sweetheartI deleted our wedding song cause it wasn't very good, the deadline was too harsh
>>77887035yeah the fly strips kill em too buddy. theyre sticky, thats how they work. they land on em and get stuck and die. its a little sad when theyre flapping their little wings to death trying to get off, but you can wap them with the end of a ruler to put them out of their misery. they take a little whole to start working but as soon as it gets at least one fly they work exponentially better. flies like to land where other flies already are on account of the swarming instincts. alternatively you could put like 15 venus flytraps on every windowsill. im not sure if that would actually work but it is natural also.
>>77887054I bought some fly traps last year along with the spray but I never put them up due to laziness and the spray working. I have no idea where they are though since I lose things a lot. Last year was so bad I had flies completely covering my ceiling and other surfaces, hundreds of them.
>>77887083ok you have a little street cred. i apologize for doubting. the strips are good i promise. stick a few up by the top of each window (or where you can reach if you dont wanna get a ladder), lower the blinds over them and forget about them til the winter. a box of latex gloves is very worth it for icky tasks like this i found...maybe i'm prissy but i dealt with things a lot better when i could just put on gloves.
>>77887121My cats look out the windows sometimes and I'm worried something dangling might incite them to jump and catch it. and I have rubber gloves I used to change litterboxes and stuff.
>>77886640Where to find bottoms that will obsess over me?
Story can we get you on an episode of hoarders or something? That's my own business idea
>>77887156do they even still make that show? Plus I'm scared if anyone sees my house the city will condemn it. At the very least they might seize my cats. The only reason I got rid of my home phone was because the line broke somewhere and I couldn't risk getting a repair man over to fix it.
>>77887133well put em up high then like i said. they dont really dangle, youre maybe thinking of old timey fly paper. the strips i mean are just strips of clear plastic about the size of a dollar bill that adhere to the window by a thin sticky strip on one side, while the other side is all sticky. (DONT put the all-sticky side on the window. did that once. big mistake.)big rubber gloves are nice for dedicated uses, for tasks youre going to repeat, but disposable latex gloves are nice for random icky stuff like bathroom cleaning or taking down fly strips with a dozen flies each once heat season is over. a box of disposable gloves is like two or three bucks at wmt.
>>77887175Oh your home is FUCKED fucked
I'm grossed out by swarms of insects idk if I could ever be more lazy than I am disgusted to let this happen
>>77887175when you inevitably get a clogged drain and cant call the plumber, protip -- at home depot they have higher powered brands of drain unclogger that work basically 100x better than typical draino type stuff which is a waste of money.if you notice a drain getting slow, boil a pot of water with a big spoonful of baking soda dissolved in it, and pour it down the problem drain. do this twice a day. if that doesnt solve the problem youre gonna need the home depot strong stuff.
Hiyya errynyan, it's switchanon! I'm back from a long day of hard work at my two jobs. But can you really call it work if it's fun?On my way to work I was stopped by a suspicious looking fellow who asked if I was looking for a job. Later I got a phone call from an unknown number asking if I wanted to work at a call center which I had to politely decline.I saw someone drop a wallet and obviously went to return it to him. He thanked me. My boss didn't because I was late for work because of that. Well, that's not the only reason. One old lady asked me if I wanted to play with her dog and I said yes. Then she gave me free money. I love being white :DDD
>>77887254Upstanding member of the community :D
>>77887236I have a hand auger that my grandfather had, so far no plumbing issues as I'm very careful not to put anything down that that might clog. Part of that is laziness since I never wash my skillet I just wipe the grease/oil out with paper towels. >>77887210if only you knew how I truly lived. storymanor is more like storysty.
>>77887254once i found 200 bucks still sitting in the dispenser of a walmart atm when i stopped in for my 50cent mini pie before work. i turned it in to the customer service desk, and like a week later i was offered an incredibly good job out of the blue. i dont think it was karma, but rather someone taking notes...
Have we ever gotten actual pics of this fly den? How do we know this isn't another story(heh)
>>77887210"fucked fucked" is generally how outsiders view this entire region jsyk lolnote how every one of these houses has trash cans legit right outside their windows. if you dont hear the flies in this picture i know youve never been in this part of the land.
>>77887314I posted a pic of my fly covered ceiling once before I killed most of them. I deleted the pic on my phone just in case someone were to go through it.
>>77887254God bless your soul, hope you may find the perfect boyfriend (from reddit) to support your ordinary white lifestyle. Have you scheduled a vacation yet or do you feel you don't need it?
80% CI storymanor is in this picture
anyway time to go to the store, and likely get fast food on the way back.
Meow where husbie meow I don't wanna be lonely anymore
>>77887372Right here meowsers take it or leave it >>77887362
>>77887362nope, south. I've posted my town here before and I won't do it again.
>>77887385hwat. im not horny (yet) im engrossed because story is living not far from how & where i did after college. getting out of that place (literal and spiritual) was tough enough and i wasnt saddled with 9 cats.
>>77887403frightful! the place where i lived was at least higher elevation and had some nice cool breezes at least now and then. i cant imagine what sort of hell it is in those milksick bottomlands in the summer.
>>77887385Why would my husband be there HUH?????>>77887408Story look I found your post
I once played terraria with a German anon from here 4-6 years ago.Still remember him for some reason.Sorry for un-friending you, you were acting way too cute (read faggish).
>>77887444checked but do you genuinely have reading difficulties?
>>77887479Maybe, how so demeow
>>77887526well i'm not story for one thing, just similarly flavored.
twink brap
>tfw no organist boyfriend who plays bwv 593 on our wedding dayhttps://youtu.be/YCPk1q6BmUw
>>77887044I love you to my honey. We can find a better wedding song or reschedule. Anything for you my honey~
Wall schizo makes abhorrent foods on top of being retarded. Oh wait the two things are connected looool
>>77884531then come and do it anon
back from the store and McDonalds. my nuggies and burger were very good today. Now time for a fat neet nap.
Beautiful fool moon, what an enjoyable walk I had
Is it wrong to fap to a boy's nudes after he already left you?
>>77888146It's pretty pathetic anon. Only thing worse would be you posting them for others to see.
>>77888146How cute was he is the question
>anime not enjoyable anymore>read all comics I wanted tooGuess it's time to watch tv series then since I haven't seen many yet and found quite a few I am interested in. Now that I'm done with twin peaks it's time to watch dark
>>77878625Nah, they are gay but they are underage. It takes a few years to appreciate that sort of masculinity.
Um where's my underage bf then
>>77888321>it's time to watch darkThe German show? I heard about it but haven't seen it, is it scary?
>>77888321>sampleAw hell nahThis nigga needs to kill himself NOW
Need a boyfriend who plays the guitar...
Need a boyfriend who doesn't require me to be skilled at anything in particular
Need bf period meow where bf meow
I want a bf who doesn't require me to work and just asks me to have my legs spread and mouth open whenever he gets home
>>77888681Post ass and we can talk then
AmogusAnon is sus
Everyone's already seen it bruv>92f(33c) outsideWho goes out in this
>tfw cold shower and ice cream at night after a long and sweaty day
i am RETARDED RETARDED RETARDED!!!!!!
>friend talking about having a double date with him and his gf>he says just get a bf bro >just get a bf>JUST get a bf>JUST GET A BFI want to die
>>77889357You already have friends, getting a bf is just making a friend with a specific gay man.
>>77888813Why would I want to talk to you WHORE
>>77889500I have only 2 friends and they both are social recluses and I am pretty much there only friend. I guess I kinda have made some friends from a gayclub but they were all in relationships as well. When I try to just meet guys around me all they want is some kinda casual sexual relationship and they ghost me. One day maybe but for now them words hurt my mood.
me when im a social recluse but i have a gf and want to do double dates with my friend
>>77890049Reading comprehension is hard sigh
I just got up from a nap an hour ago and I feel like I could take another one. So eepy, just so eepy.
Me but in reverseNight night fags
>>77884014It's more than 12 hours later and I'm still suffering from this condition, unfortunately.
>>77890152Being a tall masc bottom is based, femboy chasing is only fixed with a death sentence
That mcdonalds filled my fat neet gut up so much I might not even have dinner. I still feel full.
Meow where bf waa I need attention and love
>>77890174I just want to be some Griffith's Guts.
>>77890207Did not ask. Kill yourself.
>>77890214Why do femboys offend you so much anon? They are cute!
I just want to be loved ;-;KILL YOURSELF
>>77890221Why do you want me to kill myself anon?
>>77890235Have the bippity
>>77890218This is so profoundly retarded misunderstanding of everything I said that I won't bother even explaining>>77890221Dishonest worm. Eat shit and die
>>77890246I don't know what that means, sorry anony
Honest worm. Eat dirt and live
>>77890248You didn't say very much at all anon, you just expressed a disgust at the idea I would be interested in femboys. I don't get the hate, that's all.
>>77890262Exactly. Disgust at you being a chaser, nlt femboys. Why did you lie about what I said if you didn't misunderstand? Stupid animal. Burn in hell.
Someone had a bad wagie day at mcdickies and now he's gonna take it out on internet strangers wahh wahh :((
>>77890297I should burn in hell for having a preference? Yet, you thought it is based to be a masc bottom? Anon, it seems like you are jealous of femboys.
Subway has improved my mood a little.
when I was at mcdonalds one time a couple teenagers came in, used the kiosks to place massive orders without paying for them and then left.
>>77890319Super funny and hilarious and very smart as well>>77890324No, you should die for being a disgusting chaser animal. You will go to hell for lying. Is "n-no u" really the best you can do? Those two aren't even remotely comparable. Actually kill yourself, mongrel.
i would kill for a mcdonalds wagie bf
>>77890355somebody's mad, poor lil wagie wishes he could be a femboy awwwww wanna hug from me anon? poor anony
Femboymaxxing for my top sho bf
>>77890363Why?>>77890383Kill yourself, insect. Are you really that incabable of defending yourself? Is "u r just jealous....." Really the height of your cognitive ability? Actually kill yourself.
>>77890431mcdonalds wagies are so cute. imagine him coming home in his mcdonalds wagie outfit and you hug him and he smells all gross and burgery so you send him to get changed while you plate dinner and then you eat with him and rest together that would be awesome
>>77890439What kind of person travels in their work clothes that's stupid for a ton of reasons otherwise cute fantasy
>>77890431he thinks he's a threat, that's cute, "defending" against a lil chihuahua barking isn't necessary rlly
>>77890463That's cope. You are coping. Probably also esl. Die.
>>77890472>bark bark bark bark!>bark bark! bark!coping? coping for what?
>>77890452most regular wagies do, are you saying you change into your work clothes at work?
>>77890476Not being able to defend your rotten chaser ways in the arena of intellectual combat.>>77890482Not here anyway, all the places I've worked at you change in your workplace. They're not as comfortable as my own clothes so obviously I'm gonna change.
>>77890511intellectual combat? lol, lmao even
>>77890551If refuting my point was so easy you would have done so right away instead of stuttering preschool level drivel. Eat my ass faggot.
>>77879663need ;-;
>>77890557i can't remember you making any "points" anony, only expressing your disgust at my preference for femboysi won't eat your ass, sorry that's gross to me :(
>>77890609And more cope. I don't care, that's exactly why you should. Stupid scum.
>>77890639im still not sure what im supposed to be coping about?that i offended some jealous anon for my preference?your thoughts are not very coherent, sorry chihuahuanon
>>77890658About the cognitive dissonance of understanding that being a chaser makes you unworthy of living and the animal impulse of wanting to live anyway. Just kill yourself. You are disgusting, worthless and harmful.
so dang eepy, where's my eepy boys we can nap together.
>>77890689sorry anon I just woke up from my nightly nap
>>77890683you seem incredibly bitter chihuahuanon, i kinda feel like you're the animal since i got you on a leash barking at me nonstopall this, because i have a preference for femboys? i can't be offended, it's just kinda amusing to watch :)bark for me chihuahuanon! bark bark!
>>77890754Die. Stupid chaser faggot. Burn in hell.
>>77890763he did it, he barked for me. he's such a well-trained chihuahuanon, im so proud <3
>>77887916i note well how youre talking about me even when im not here. the cookies were very tasty by the way, just not too pretty cause the caramel chunks were too big. and potato choco chip mini mallow ice cream is exceedingly tasty.it evidently really bothers you when posts arent the same thing youve seen 1 million times already. why do you think that is? does reading multiple sentences in a row make your eyes start to feel hurty? do you lose your place and have to start over again from the top of the paragraph? do you give up halfway through and start ranting instead? you dont have to answer that one actually.
>>77877247try not to force this person to experience uncertainty pt 100000000000
>>77890778Shut up I hate you meow shithead
>>77890820>meowsilly chihuahuanon, dogs bark not meow XD
can we get back to comfy posting please, take your flirting somewhere else.
story i have more info for you. my years of physical and intellectual training (wandering) have resulted in my acquiring killua powers, and thats not a joke. correspondingly, if you follow similar regimens, youll likely unlock gon powers. then youll be ready for the hunter exam. youll never believe me, but i am deadly serious.
>>77890823I am neither >>77890830Kys
>>77890844what anime/video game is this from? My only powers are being disgusting and aura of filth (passive)
So crazy that William Golding wrote a novel about Storyanon
>>77890970when we read the lord of the flies in school a few kids called me piggy even though I wasn't fat yet. I also wore glasses and had the similar 'we must follow the rules' mindset.
>>77890997Oink oink *squeal*
Yo, yo, yo, I'm Hood Rat,and I got something to say.And listen up,so we can all be clear.There's a lot of crap,coming down.And I'm telling you,I'm not down.I see my city,falling apart.The streets are filthy,with drug addicts nodding out.The price of gas,is through the roof.The cost of food,will strangle you.All the stores,are closing down.Where do I go,to buy some food?I'm sick and tired,of the politicians.Them dirty people,always be lying.Those Democrats say,they're here to help us.But Hood Rat says,they're here to hurt us.They come for our vote,every four years.Then they disappear,just like a roach.My eyes have changed,and I'm seeing clearer.And Hood Rat is saying,Donald Trump is the Leader!Hood Rat for TrumpHood Rat, Hood Rat,Hood Rat for Trump!Hood Rat, Hood Rat,Hood Rat for Trump!
>>77891006bash my head in with a rock please. it's a fitting end.
>>77891041Letting you rot is funnier
>>77891119likely it is, and the fun part is it;s only been a year and a half since mom has been gone. Where do you think I'll be in 2 years, or even 5? Will I even still be here? Who the fuck knows the only thing I do know is that I'm not changing, if I haven't by now I never will.
>>77891146do you want to change? or you just don't think you can?
>>77890858hunter x hunter, i thought you posted illumi above. you havent unlocked your nen yet so your powers are of course limited. nen can be unlocked either through decades of intense training (although it may never happen for some/most) or more quickly through being exposed to the nen powers of another person. this i can do for you. its perfectly safe...with my particular powers anyway. another lucky stroke for you.
>>77891153part of me does, yes. I don't /like/ living like this but at the same time I'm not willing to do the steps required to change. It seems like I do less and less and everything just gets worse and worse. Not that I did much to begin with. I have flashes of motivation but they don't last long and when they're gone I get even lazier.
yaa consider that part of the magic of magic is your voluntary belief in it, the willful acceptance of a particular theology, and how that can shape your real thoughts and actions. by awakening your nen powers you are adopting a theory that can guide and motivate you as an agent in reality to self-fulfill those delusions.
>>77891146heres the thing. the number of people who "changed" by banging their head against the same wall every day is basically zero. if you dont change your conditions, you will almost certainly not change.this applies to everyone. this is why 99% of people literally never lose weight once they gain it. their weight gain was a natural consequence of being the person they are and living they life they live. almost nobody who has a 9-5 job and has been gaining 5-10 lbs a year will be able to stave that off by sheer force of will. if they keep the same job, keep living in the same place, they will continue to live as they always have. this is true 99% of the time, and i'm not really an exception. (to that.) for a person who is slowly gaining weight like that, diet is not the answer. exercise is not the answer. not in the long run. they will revert to their previous lifestyle - maybe in a year, maybe in 10 years, but they almost certainly will.the only real thing such a person could do is live their life differently. quit their job and get a different one that imposes a different lifestyle. move to a place where the food culture is different. for example in japan literally all servings are half as much. even the mcburgers are smaller. if an american moved there, they would lose weight solely because they would always be served smaller portions and all the people around them would be eating less as well. how this applies to you, well, thats the difficulty. you cant change your situation because you have 9 cats to take care of, and im guessing you think your house is too fucked up to consider selling or renting. these arent problems i can solve for you, from a distance anyway. but the point is, you arent particularly bad for the situation you're in. you dont have to change yourself, you have to change the situation.
>>77891201*zaps you with lightning fingers* do you believe me now???
>>77891239If I moved somewhere else (assuming I even could, moving a huge deal) I'd just do the same thing. I have a physical aversion to cleaning and picking up after myself and always have.
>>77891276good news: you can live in a forty-buck-a-night hotel and theres a maid who does that all for you. a random retail job can pay that easily and what other expenses do you have? food? bus pass?ive been out your way, forty bucks a night will get you a room in a basic wyndham type hotel, not even just a motel. youll have free fuckin breakfast man, and you can even steal muffins for later and no one cares. its a sweet deal. no lease to bother with. you can receive mail at a hotel and everything by the way, it works as a legal address. your biggest problem as i see it is your nine cats. thats like having nine kids that never grow up, like, thats pretty damn hard to deal with. theyll die eventually i suppose but that could be a long long time from now. i dont really have an answer and obviously you dont want to give them to a shelter or you would have already. you could put them for adoption on petfinder and make sure they get good homes. even adopting out a few would make your life easier. and if i may venture an assumption, i think you feel like even if you do improve your present situation, the memory of it will linger with you forever. you feel like you'll never be able to look people in the eyes because of how youve lived. well i cant quite speak for hundreds of flies but ive seen some shit, and a few years after youre out of there you dont really think about it. youll wonder how you even survived but youll feel like it wasnt even quite you. you deserve at least 1 day of vacation from the manor imo. feed your cats, clean the box and book one night in the cheapest hotel with free breakfast you can get to. based for the ac in the summer anyway. have one good night, have a few drinks at a bar and have your free breakfast in the morning. then at least youll have an image of peace to contemplate.
>>77891343I'm not sure if I could do that. I'll never get rid of any of my cats. I promised mom I;d take care of them. In fact right now they're my only reason to live besides being too scared to die. Me leaving for that long would stress them and they fight when they get stressed. Plus one of them is quite old and I fear the shock of that might finish her off.
*as he's choking her out*>storymom: save... meowtha...>storyanon: WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME!?>r9gay: its her cat's name
>>77891439No, asshole, she told me years before she died if anything happened to her to make sure I took care of the cats.
Its very cool out tonight and the moon is quite bright, summer nights are most pleasant of all. I only wish that they were longer
>>77891483Its still 83 and humid with even more hot days to follow. I hate summer so much.
>>77887775Thanks bonny, I knew you couldn't be mad. I found the lyrics of the song again and sang a bit of it https://voca.ro/1dpjIUalD3zYAre you asleep yet? I'll spend like an hour filling out an agenda with nearby events so I have something to do this warm bleak happy summer, then I'm dozing off
>>77891498Yeah the humidity is what does it, I'm glad summer is fairly short. Do you have ac or any fans?
>>77891602of course, I'd die with no AC. Fat people do not like heat.
>>77888664https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XsiiIa6bs9I
>>77891586I could never be mad at a cute voice like that omg be my real life boy wife. What kinda things you planning for our honeymoon?
preheat the oven we need a new bread.
>>77891834If I were without you, I wouldn't have to go to mundane shit like festivals and sit in a corner, we would just figure it out throughout the day. However, I'd exploit the excitement of our relation to coerce us into doing something useful like cooking or working the garden (together)
Oh our honeymoon, I'd have to think of something specialSorry it's 4 AM I'm missing details, thanks for the compliment too c:
