Class 360 edition
>KETcor could go for some of that right about now
*informs the apus that shifty shellshock has died*
>Six ways to keep your home cool>1. Let in cool airthanks BBC really getting my money's worth
>>77948416what are the other 5 ways?
>>77948423i stopped reading right there. in fact #1 had more words, probably something like "1. Let in cool air and exhaust hot air". followed by paragraphs. perhaps it was incredibly useful guidance on air flow and the other five were helpful hints i never would have thought of. i could be in a comfy cool home right now.but will i read more? no. you can do that yourself.
I did it brit bro. I deleted my emma watson folder
in fact this diagram is interesting. why two nearly identical living rooms? where do they sleep? how do they leave?
>>77948453What the fuck Iad... l know this is 4chan but get ahold of yourself
>>77948511I did it for emma watson brit bro.It's time for me to delete my emma watson folder.Time for job and the chad life.
>>77948511>get ahold of yourselflooks like he's already got that covered LOL
>>77948435>you can do that yourselftoo lazy desu
Brother had his drive scanned.
Lollers needs his drive scanned.
>>77948526Are you the wee lad from int and tv that keeps getting global bans on my 4g range, if so kys yourself
Finally got around to getting Helldivers 2. Better be good de lids.
>>77948539based brit. timeto give up porn
>>77948453what's the thought process 10 seconda fter you're done? Now you have to deal with a spunky laptop screenNice cock though ngl
DJDJD-D-D-D-DJdictionary
>>77948677classic that one lad. Brings me back
>>77948525Proud of you lad, small steps towards recovery>>77948638Look at how the demons try to pull you back in, that's how you know you are doing a good thing>>77948653Regret, shame, disgust. They are not fully in control when they do the act, they are consumed by their addiction
"have you taken something?""yeah i took a taxi to get here."always cracks up the bizzies this one, gets you off.
Im so bored, nothinh going on in my life
imagine being a computer trying to draw>computer mouses go on books/notepads>computers have cords, i'll put a cord on the desk
>>77948711i have just done a tarot reading and absolutely nothing will happen in your life.in a way this makes you pretty unique. i hope there's solace in that. x
>>77948707A cheeky joke always helps lighten the mood. When they ask me why I'm carrying a pocket knife I always say "For nosy police officers" and they kek and send me on my way
doing a tesco delivery, trying to think of a bottle I can empty out and use to spray water for the summer I want one with the two firing modes, so it comes out as a mist, can't think of any that have that featureany ideas? normally I'd go to Wilko for this shit but they shut down here
Picking up my sprog from day care soon
sure start? more like poo-er fart.
>>77948453>I did it brit bro. I deleted my emma watson folder>>77948525>I did it for emma watson brit bro.>>77948653>Nice cock though ngl
>>77948807how is jeremy kyle not in prison for murdering that bloke
i can buy 'golden jolt room odouriser' from the newsagents and that's part of gay culture (and the woman smirked at me but yes that's right it means i'm sexually active just not with you)and yet we can't just walk into Boots and get a bottle of laudanum the fuck is that about?
Onto chapter 2 of how to win friends and influence people. This better get me a gf.
>>77948944The book must be shit mate because i like you even less ever since you started talking about it
>>77948970he's influencing you then, got to give him that
>>77948970I'll post some SSM videos too lad.
Just ate some smoked salmon, love that stuff
>>77949000If that were useful the book would've been called 'how to win friends OR influence people'.
>>77949023nonce dogwhistle meal that
>>77949047which would you choose?
Moved the fan from the bedroom to the living room, suns come around to the front now (west facing), got the oven on for fish and chips, i should do some peas, but can't be arsed (mental elf)
>>77949050fannies famously smell of fish, it's a hetero meal for men into appropriately aged women.
>>77949062if you can stick summat in the oven you can throw some peas in boiling water for a few minutes.not accepting the mental health card on this one i will only accept physical disabilities.
>>77949057Probably influence people. I don't have any friends and I'm happy that way.
Yesterday was just right but now its too hot
>>77949093where is ssm today? thought he would be in swanage
>>77949089how can you be happy with no friends?
>>77949101He's going Swanage tomorrow. Meeting up with one his fanboys apparently
hate getting called a nonce on britfeel
>>77949106I have a wife and children that take up most of my spare time. Can't imagine wanting to spend the rest of it with others when that's my much needed 'me time'.
i met a youtuber in real life and he asked which of his videos i like and i said i didn't really like thempure spaghetti spilling moment but in retrospect i think i won
>>77949118dont be one thensimple
>>77949118you know they have a higher-than-average level of detecting noncery so it stings even more
>>77949125can you control who you're attracted to?incels get told to stop being bitter that they can't get laid: there's no entitlement to sex and all that.so what was stopping gays back in the day from simply not acting on their urges? murder is taboo, people who want to murder probably shouldn't do it.
>>77949119>I have a wife and children
Cannot believe there are people who unironically like this weather. Complete shite, bring on autumn
>>77949142oh he has children all right.
>>77949154Can't wait for autumn, gonna go mushroom picking aren't I
>>77949081pots got last weeks beans in it, they are rock hard and me mental elf is so in tatters i dont care. I just do what needed so i dont die.
>>77949154i'm sat in the garden eating smoked salmon and drinking mimosas with my wife and kids.
Finally got around to watching Gattaca on DVD last night. Cracking film. Weird the only Blu-ray release it got in the UK was some gay HMV Premium edition and then the 4K. Not sure some of it would look as womfy not on DVD.Also sick of eBay sellers selling me their Music Magpie refurbished bargain bin finds for 3x profit, I'd give the cunts bad feedback but not worth the hassle as long as they play and the discs are resurfaced anyway.
>>77949167place some washing up liquid and water in the pot RIGHT NOWthen continue to leave it, but at least let it soak. look after your cookware, anon.
>>77949139You need a drive scanning asap, nonce.
why do incels hate the summer?
>>77949161no i dont think he does
>>77949190their boxrooms get too hot innit
Just put beans in a measuring jug, microwave the fuckers, pour the beans and rinse out the jug then it's easy to wash. Simple as. Haven't cooked beans in a pot in years, don't see the point.
>>77949185Microsoft does this automatically now, COFFEE or whatever it's calledi think most nonces know they're nonces though, i don't get why chemical castration isn't available on the NHS (for adults with capacity)
>>7794919024 Celsius in me bedroom rn and approaching 70 percent humidity. It's not very womfy. I do enjoy it when I'm outside however. Blackout curtains help a lot when relaxing inside.
>>77949190they go out and see all the sexy ladys in more revealing clothingthis serves as a reminder that the sexy ladys will never be theirs
>>77949218That hasn't been proven to work anyway. Can still abuse kids even if you're dickless.
>>77949204microwave them in the tin. i don't believe all this malarkey about microwaving metal. the inside of my microwave is metal. it doesn't explode.
>>77949229yeah but then you're doing it because you're evil rather than out of any biological drive. this is true of anything: people set stuff on fire even if there isn't a guy paying them to burn something.
>>77949246You're implying child abusers aren't inherently evil and they are. If they weren't doing it for sex they'd be doing it for a laugh.
>>77949190Its not comfyIts too hotIts too loudIts too brightNormies everywhere going mental
>>77949184I did it.My cousellor txtd me that she hadn't heard from me, so i told her im on a downward cycle, have been for a while, it's how it is with the mental elf, i'm up for a few months then down for a few months or longer. Can't take anti depressants, i'll literally kill myself or other people so i just have to ride the down phase out as best i canthanks.
>>77949251if they have those feelings but don't act on them i think that's noblei've wanted to harm someone when i was angry but i didn't do it and that makes me both a coward and a good person
>>77949276well done anon it's the little thingsexcept now you've done a little thing so we expect more of you. clean that pot, cook some peas, and go to counselling. you're not just letting yourself down, you're letting everyone else down too.
>>77949284>nonces are noblegotta scan this lad's PCover and out
>>77949190Because they look like this.
>>77949294i'm referring to them in the third person that means i'm not one of them.i have listened to three podcasts on true crime i think it's safe to say i know a fair bit about criminology.
Really need to change the underwear. Getting a bit smelly in this weather.
i think it's a bit racist to describe a fruit drink as 'exotic'.there are tons of people in Britain to whom mangoes are a fact of life. probably grew up with them.
>>77949301I've watched three episodes of Grey's Anatomy doesn't mean I'm an expert in Sandra Oh's meat curtains.
>>77949299this lad needs a hard drive scan
>>77949306what is the point of those curtains
>>77949306why does she look air bushed?
i have scanned everyone's hard drivesyou all thought you were safe for not having illegal porn, but you know what else is illegal? downloading copyrighted films.
>>77949323They're called "foils," and women love them even though they are useless. Mostly for decoration as they're fucking useless as curtains.
>>77949328DVDlad has the upper hand again. Just when I thought he couldn't get more based.
>>77949337maaate imagine curtains made of actual foil. they'd reflect light AND basically act as blackout curtains.might conduct heat but i think it would be localised to the curtains themselves. i think. never listened to any podcasts on thermodynamics ;_;
>>77949301>i'm referring to them in the third person that means i'm not one of them.
>>77949354I heard he just buys the empty cases cheap and burns the films himself
23 years old is a brutal age to be balding.
>>77949328It's not illegal to download a film off the internet but it is a violation of copyright law without the copyright holder's permission.
>>77949354if you purchase them from CeX none of the money goes to the original copyright holders. might as well just pirate and then throw a few quid down the drain.
>>77949373If anything CEX are making money off stolen goods. At least internet piracy websites give you the copy for free.
>>77949359sorry i meant i'm not one of us.>>77949364what is the correct age to begin balding?
Lovely day, went back to the elderly guy I do gardening work for every two weeks. Deadheaded the roses, weeded the front and picked all the blackcurrants off the bush. Just under 2 hours work, 25 quid. Get in.
>>77949323>>77949337No you utter mongs. They're see through curtains so you can see out but people outside can't see in (unless they're pressed right up against the window).
>>77949366what if you meet the copyright holder in a pub and they said it was OK but they were drunk so they don't remember?
...and the Marigolds I put in a month ago are coming on strong.
>>77949379keep seeing local pawn shop type places with posters 'WE DON'T BUY STOLEN GOODS'how are you going to know if a necklace is stolen? some fuckin Elder Scrolls bullshite that
>>77949392Aw mate I absolutely hate it when I'm half way through a film and the copyright holder changes her mind about giving me consent to watch the film.
>>77949380Most men start balding in their early 30s.
>>77949390windows should be made out of those two-way mirrors. blind all the fuckers trying to spy on you, while you spy on them.
>>77949404I know what you mean mate. When you're really deep into that film. And I mean proper pounding that film with all your strength. Making that film beg for it. And the copyright holder says 'stop'. Fuming me. Every time.
>>77949392Good luck trying that line in court de lad.
Off to play the footie with welper.
>>77949373DVDlad only buys sealed DVDs. He has stated before he goes up and down the aisles looking for DVDs with the wrapper still on them. He doesn't buy mucky second hand gear.>>77949361That's slander, lad. Careful. I hear he has the same legal team as OJ Simpson (he's a necromancer as well).
>>77949420you can shrink wrap DVDs in cling film with a hair dryer. oldest trick in the book.
>>77949415spat me horlicks out at this
Titlad Predicts part 3 for de lads.Netherlands Austria 2-2France Poland 2-0England Slovenia 3-0Denmark Serbia 0-1
do octopuses live for ages like turtles?is that octopus who predicted the football still making predictions, or did he retire/die?
>>77949432You can always tell by the condition of the discs. Besides, it ain't worth it in this day and age for people to bother doing that excuse as a commodity they have zero value unless you're an autistic mentalist like DVDlad.
>>77949432Selling Top Gear season 5 DVDs that aren't actually new, heist of the century that.
>>77949449That octopus died years ago lad.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_the_Octopus
>>77949411I don't know lad, I reckon if you're that far into the film you've got a right to finish deep inside that film as well. Consent given is consent lost if you ask me. Sadly I never watch films.
>>77949455you can fix scratches in discs with olive oil. oldest trick in the book.
>>77949415Good post, hope he's living okay.>>77949461That's a shame, was a good thing to see on the news that wasn't miserable.
>>77949407Hactually blding is related to karma not age or genes, bad actions = lose hair, most balds are thugs, nonces etc if you're just a normal sound type of guy that doesn't harm ppl you dont "lose your hair"(idiom meaning 2 GET ANGRY). Take few seconds think of all the slapheads you know irl and the ones same age with full hair still, it's always true.
>>77949461haha guess he didn't see that one coming!
Ebin started balding in his early 20s
>>77949473Bit of toothpaste fixes a disc right up
>>77949485i like when balds go through an arc of getting super healthy, often some kind of gym -> martial arts -> self-discipline route.
>>77949449https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_the_Octopus
>he doesn't use a stable operating system named after toy story characters I laugh every time someone complains about some terrible microsoft feature like copilot or the removal of local user accounts. There is no reason to use it.
>>77949495good for spots too. oldest trick in the book.
>>77949482He's doing great, nothing like a bit of footie with the lads to cheer you up
>>77949494every man with male pattern baldness starts balding at 0.
>>77949494Ebin has full head of hair. Here is a picture he posted of himself on discord. He went full looksmaxxing at gym and has seen results.
>>77949497Plus the inevitable cope beard kek
>>77949503Windows-only software + a religious/medical reason for not using Wine
Real chads use debian.https://youtu.be/b9iWWxwhBjQ
>>77949517Lmao these crack me up
>>77949542This lad for sure needs a drive scanning.
>>77949533Most software has good alternatives on Linux. Just use LibreOffice or Google Docs.
At what age did shippy starting balding?
Only party I will vote for is one that will deal with the old people leeching problem.
>>77949517>AI teethsad!
Did ebin finally get a gf?
Are my ears burning? Time for a classic update! Had a few more eBay arrivals since the last time. Don't worry, lads. I know all the tricks in the book. If somebody is resealing I only care if the disc is still scratched too fuck and the case is fucked. If they've gone to the effort of resurfacing and resealing a disc (which isn't likely but probably happens) then I sort of respect it.Anyway, glad to have a copy of Run Lola Run and the disc is perfect too.Still waiting on Rawhide: The Complete Series and the I Spit on Your Grave remake trilogy (uncut unlike the uk versions) coming from America.
>>77949354>DVDlad has the upper hand again. Just when I thought he couldn't get more based.>>77949415>Off to play the footie with welper.>>77949420>DVDlad only buys sealed DVDs. He has stated before he goes up and down the aisles looking for DVDs with the wrapper still on them. He doesn't buy mucky second hand gear.>>77949494>Ebin started balding in his early 20s>>77949517>He's doing great, nothing like a bit of footie with the lads to cheer you up>>77949525>Ebin has full head of hair. Here is a picture he posted of himself on discord. He went full looksmaxxing at gym and has seen results.>>77949564>At what age did shippy starting balding?>>77949592>Did ebin finally get a gf?
>>77949592she died tragically
They turn the office air conditioning off at 5pm sharp but we've got to work later today to finish off a project. It's almost 30 outside and going to gradually get hotter in here now. Just want to go home.
>>77949542I imagine this is what Lollers looks like
>>77949554there is no good image editor. imagine THIS appearing in a work/school environment.
>>77949542>Decide to switch to Linux>Check out Linux mint as it's supposedly the simplest>This fella pops uphttps://youtu.be/499jqHWZ-TsWhy are all Linux users disgusting? You really aren't helping convert people to Linux looking like this. To top it off he now looks like this https://youtu.be/b-owBhLGaH4
Nasty tyrant this one. Chucks DJ's bike into a bush and breaks his camera.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU9YVHtuADg
>>77949653amazed dj hasnt been filled in yet
>he doesnt enjoy personality drivel
>>7794965190% of Linux users are hoarding CP
>>77949673>90% of Linux users are hoarding CPSweeping statment with no proof whatsoever
>>77949653How's the boxroom Ruthmong? Hope you got a fan in there to keep cool
wonder what ssm is up to on this fine tuesday
>>77949564Honestly he has a decent head of hair for a 40 year old, balding sure but it's not too bad
>>77949677Normal lads dont act autistic about operating system ""privacy". We all know what you're up to.
>he's fine with the government spying on him
>>77949711i don't want my data being collected so companies know what to work on.when i go to the supermarket i throw in a few decoy items i don't actually want. UHT milk sales up by 1%? they're in demand and NOT being poured down the sink the moment i get home.
>>77949597>roningood film that
>>77949721the government is the only group i'm happy with spying on me. we all have National Insurance numbers, NHS records, etc. i'm ruffled when there's a big data leak--not that some public sector org had the data in the first place. i'm glad they do.
>>77949691I'm not Ruthmong. I imagine he's playing vidya or still in bed.
I beat the game last nightmight install DS3 again and give that another run nowsouls games are lush
>>77949651Linux Mint is a bit too bloat for me. Ubuntu is getting worse with their forced snap package manager and paid security updates. There's some nice real women using it on YouTube.
i'd rather play with a vulva than a vidya
Ruthmong's tuppence
>>77949691That's the DJ poster. He doesn't post other audits. Not sure what you're getting at.
>>77949752How's the DLC? I started playing the Tomb Raider games so not going to get to it for a while. I knew it was going to be accessed after Mohg.
just do a minimal install of Debian then install the packages you want. install a window manager and it'll bring in dependencies, X and all that.i know this is Arch Linux's whole thing but Debian is nicer. it just is.
Why would you use linux if you didnt have something to hide
Got a fucking verbal warning at work for wearing sandals, started blabbing on about how they know its hot blablabla. I tried to explain it was the cobblers fault and showed them I had socks in my pocket but they just said whatever the reason I can't be wearing sandals. I'm fucking fuming. Can I sue the cobbler? He gave me a refund and said they will find my shoes by tommorow but that wasn't the fucking deal. Don't advertise a quick resole if you can't do it. Piss take.
>>77949772do you like auditing?
The only thing Linux users hoard is calories.
linux is gay tbqh
>>77949788its too much of a learning curve desuall i do on my laptop is shitpost in britfeel play video games and watch porn
>>77949798Why are you blaming your lack of shoes on a dessert? They probably think you're mental.
the shoeless incel
They're taking their time with Stardew 1.6 for consoles. I don't really understand it because it's a very console friendly game. Not like they're porting Stellaris or some shit.
>>77949788I use the net install iso, which gives you the option to choose a desktop once you've selected your mirror. Then you just let it download and install. The live and full isos are good to use if you plan on installing to multiple systems.
>>77949841Isn't it just one man?
Could do with a seasideSIM update
>>77949795why would you use windows when linux is faster?
>>77949841It a lot of work for are ape
>>77949734Car chase is kino. Shame it's all cgi now.
Code brown? Bit racist innit?
>>77949779the DLC is fantastic. i enjoyed it more than the base game1 boss was kind of lame to fight but other than that the boss lime up was good funsome of the areas are a little empty but they make up for that with how beautiful they look
>>77949829thanks for the prompt bro
>>77949856>>77949872He has a whole team now it's disingenuous to say it's just him to be honest.>>77949888How many hours did it take you? Any new big unga bunga hammers worth using?
>>77949816>learning curveyou just download the iso file, put it on a usb with an image writer, then reboot and boot into the usb. a child could do it.
>>77949912you lost me at 'iso file'
>a child could do it.
A child could operate a 4x4 if given enough time (about 16 years).
>>77949752proper let down with that last boss me. DLC went from an 8/10 to a 7/10.They need to re-work the boss
another great prompt thanks lads
My dad used to drive a BMW
>>77949910around 40 hours i wanna say, but i was doing invasions and helping others with bosses toothere are a handful of few new unga bungas, including a big sunflower that hammers the ground repeatedly
>>77949922It's like a zip file but for discs and usbs.
>>77949945>10 year old lapop with broken hingeliterally me
>>77949945Terminal is life mfs going years before learning that they can set up alias instead of writing the commands out every single time
made a brew here and don't even want it. Just wanted something to do for a few minutes. Life's mad innit?
Why is using Windows and Chrome considered uncool? They just werk
>>77949943Couldn't be as bad as the final boss from the main game. Worst boss in the entire series.>>77949960Sounds good. I'll get to it eventually. Looking forward to it but will have to relearn as haven't touched it since I beat it shortly after release.
>>77949989I regularly put thr kettle on just bc I like the noise desu
>>77949989play with this it's funhttps://glif.app/glifs
>>77949989>be me>make a cuppa>dip 10 digestives in like a fat cunt>don't drink the tea
okay i think i'm done now.
Had a wank with a shower head up my arse once, pleasuring the prostate and all that, didn't realise I was giving myself an enema. Must have been on the toilet for about 15 minutes pissing litres of water out my arse.
>>77950014you took the showerhead off and stuck the pipe up your arse you mean? No way a showerhead is fitting up your hole
>>77950014i can relate but with a different orifice.
>>77950012Le kettle loli
>>77949999>Sign in with Google>Sign in with DiscordNo, I don't think I will
>>77950014>Had a wank with a shower head up my arse once
>>77950014Trip on Footrat yeah
>>77950024Yeah that's what I meant >>77950034Not a larp, I was thinking about stuff that lad could do with his unwanted tea and they do coffee enemas don't they, and then I remembered my own enema experience back in high-school
>>77950029it doesn't ask me to sign in at allmaybe certain people get so many free gos
The best part of my daily shower is at the end when I switch my shower head to jet mode and give my cock head and arsehole a thoroughly good clean.
>>77950044What happened to Footlad? I haven't seen him posting in weeks.
>>77950052>I remembered my own enema experience back in high-schoolyou fucking whatwho goes to 'high-school'
>>77950052A shower head is huge. There is no way you got that up your arse
>>77950063his fat sister ate him
>>77950057it's such a horrible feeling but it's nice seeing the smegma get power-washed off. i wish i could peel it but it's too delicate ;_;
>>77948401sad news, mine loved wazy town especially wevolving doorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SttN9OpuulY
>>77950075>you took the showerhead off and stuck the pipe up your arse you mean?>Yeah that's what I meant how the hell are you failing to follow this conversation anon
>>77950083>all the comments are 'RIP Shifty'
Just the bit on the left there, not the full showerhead my bad
>>77950092Ok that makes more sense. Sorry I'm look at porn in another tab
DVDlad is a coomer he's talked about buying Tinto Brass films on Blu-ray.
Demonic entities
any Mira Sport fans on /britfeel/ today?
I have my butler shoot my arsehole with a super soaker after every poo, do I not?
>>77950113DVDlad is also Titlod and B00tylad anon
>>77949441You post some quality thots lad but your predictions have been diabolical tbqh
What happened to Poley? I haven't seen him posting in weeks.
What happened to Smirnoffbro? I haven't seen him posting in years.
>>77950146he might be dead
>>77950146Smirnoffbro died
>>77949943i really enjoyed the fights first phase. however during the second phase i swear there are 1 or 2 attacks that cant be dodged which made the fight feel luck based. though maybe im just shit since i used perfume bottles to kill him/them kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwtmk9QhdPgbut i dont disagree with you>>77949995its better than elden beast, way better. also you can use torrent in elden beast now. yayalso good luck on your future adventures!
Football punditry is pure brain rot. They spout some serious drivel. Oh he has a chance there. Oh he'll be kicking himself he missed that. Oh he had an opportunity there.
>>77950146he's alive.
>>77950161>he's alive.Is he? How do you know? I hope he's ok
>>77950158>IT'S GONNA MOVE!
>>77950155>you can use the horse on Elden BeastNot sure if that's good or bad. Closing the distance was one of the big issues for sure but dodging on the horse could be worse.
>>77950171i work for the Registry of Births, Marriages and Deaths
Football pundits talking about tactics like it's a game of fucking Warhammer.
DJ visited a prison near seasidemark https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RazwnhCqkD0
>>77950181Yeah? What's his real name then? (I happen to know it) You can just type his first name if you're worried about doxxing
>>77950184maybe Warhammer tactic discussion comes from football punditry ever thought about that
Im so tired de lads if i could i would sleep all the time desu
I'd watch women's football if all they wore were football boots and nothing else.
>>77950202i lied i don't actually work
I tried to get into sounding last night and my cock has been bleeding ever since. Very painful. Too embarassed to ring an ambulance.
>>77950205even if you had a catheter or some kind of nappy system what would you do for food? feeding tube?
>>77950215>i don't actually workBased
>>77950158Always some stupid hyper specific stat gets brought up as well. Like a player is 6 goals away from tieing 7th place in England's all time top goalscorers not including players over 32 years old
>>77950202im not going to dox him you tard
>>77950222i'd say they've seen worse and they probably have, but you WILL be the subject of gossip and ridicule among the doctors and nurses. possibly for years to come.
>>77950186baka theres a cafe at the top of that hill with a wonderful view. ofc he can film therefucking wagie mong tyrant>>77950173risk/reward, being stunlocked on torrent is quite punishing
>>77950186DJE, or fake DJ.
Necking that ristorante wizza and watching the wooty me
Another based silent audit just in. This is how you deal with wagies and immigrants. They fucking attacking him for not saying anything. Not right at all.https://youtu.be/kCUv6Gb4XzY
>>77950248Which game? There's two on rn
>>77950248which pizza? i think this is the more important question.
Bloodborne on sale for eight quid. Think it's finally time to give it a go. Does it follow the same loop as Dark Souls and Elden Ring?
>>77950253>Another based silent audit just in.
>>77950253Silent auditing is stupid and boring.
>>77950273Yes lad get it the DLC is great too
>>77950273It's a similar kind of game, but faster paced combat. No shields either. Great setting too. Imo I still consider it Froms best work. Make sure to get Old Hunters DLC too, amazing.Would love a PS5 or PC re-release but probably won't happen anytime soon. Think Sony are saving it for a Demon Souls style remake for the PS6.
>>77950253why is it always skilled foreign labour that kick off in these videos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Re4aDJL3heA
>>77950248Do you ever cook anything or is it just frozen pizzas, microwave meals and takeaway?
>>77950258Woland vs Wrance>>77950267Wepperoni
>>77950317>Do you ever cook anything>or is it just>[two forms of cooking]
i once told someone i saw Gary Numan buying crisps. just needed to get this off my chest.
>>77950342which brand? which flavour??
>>77950332switching on a micowave isn't cooking lad.
>>77950332You have confused cooking with heating.
its so warm i cant even be arsed wanking
my fanny is proper knackered and sweaty like its been cooking in a proper british oven #TooHotToHandle
>>77950375fucking hell tilde have a word with yourself lad
>>77950342>Iarp.png
worried about anons shoesi hope the cobbler found them
>>77950384which anon doesnt have shoes?
>>77950388ruthmong is shoeless
>>77950391why is ruthmong shoeless? is he poor?
>>77950357it was fiction. i could invent the details but i suspect that might encourage it as a habit.but i can tell you it was in a Waitrose.
>>77950359Says who? The soys over at reddit who want you to eat bugs?
>>77950399i think its in protest. he refuses to wear shoes until he gets a gf
>>77950359>>77950366all right, where's the line?if i constructed a pizza myself by combining the ingredients, then underwent the exact same heating process, would that be cooking? what if the base, sauce, etc were ready-made, i just put them together?
>>77950399Getting shoes won't get him a gf.
>>77950399>>77950409its like going on hunger strike but gayer
my granddad used to say you can tell a lot about a man by his shoes.fucking alky weirdo no clue what he was on about.
>>77950388this anon. all he had to wear were his sandals and he had to go back to work soon
>>77950281Saying nothing is the wise thing to do.>>77950289It's the best kind. Puts a lot of pressure on the NPC as they generally expect some kind of verbal interaction. When they don't get it they attack or call the police to sort the "problem" out.>>77950304Because they have no respect for this country and our freedom to film in public.
>>77950446watching it nowshe looks like human slop
>>77950453She's saying it's not right. She wants it deleted. Got all the boys out. Pathetic really. All she gotta do is walk back in. He's not breaking the law by filming people and not saying anything.We need more silent audits. I love seeing wagies try to comprehend what's going on with him.
>>77950446Fucking state of this towelhead
>>77950485this is hilarious. they get all worked up over literally nothingthanks for sharing
>>77950446Damn... Poley looks like THAT?
>>77950446Did you see we had a tyrant in this general bragging about giving parking tickets.
>>77950492Sad to see how we've been invaded so quickly. At least we had decent, non violent European immigrants before brexit. Boils my blood people coming here and breaking the law by attacking an Englishman.
Is pepperoni a sausage or a vegtebale?
I'm an auditor now. That's why I don't post here too much.
>>77950547>I'm an auditor nowI'm glad you made it Footlad mate.
>>77950539it's obviously a sausage you fucking shoe
>>77950553Thanks. 'tis fun pissing off warehouse wagies and seeing the rozzers turn up.
>>77950547are those the wizard coppers from Harry Potter?
>>77950539No wonder you can't even spell vegetable you fat git
>>77950537dont worry. labour wont do a full term. the system will collapse before then and we'll get barry the bame impaler running things
>>77950562>caring about grammar in 2024
I'm an auditor but I walk into women's changing rooms with my cock out and record their titties and arses. Nothing they can do, not against the law, is it?
Feel bad for all the hygienic women with their skincare routines that somehow have worse skin than me who doesn't even shower.
>>77950570you should care around grammar we'll never make it as a nation without standards.
>>77950575I've got a fetish for lasses with greasy acne. I'd love to lick their face up and down and then jerk off my cum on their greasy foreheads.
>>77950572Actually that's against the law. We auditors are law abiding and do not harass women.
>>77950572i'd check with a solicitor just to be safe.
>>77950590I'd love bite onto a girl's big pussy pimple and feel it explode in my mouth.
>>77950592I am the law, lad. I walk directly into changing rooms with my erect cock out and on display. I then go up to women and shove my erect cock (which has a go pro) close to their pussies so I can really make out the details on their labias.>>77950596No need. I'm a free coomer.
>>77950575you can over clean your skin with soaps which most westeners don't understand
One of the reasons I hate going out is people capturing me on their phones. Really have entered a fucked up dystopian era. We'll never go back to the good days.
Had a one night stand after a Kataklysm concert with this anorexic pale lass who had severe acne and issues with drugs. Best sex of my life but I ducked out quickly the next morning when she started snorting meth off of a breadknife.
>>77950572awrite Erric lad
>>77950619Yeah she probably dries it out and blocks up the pores. Just a bit of cold water every now and then and not eating unhealthy food is key to healthy skin. Drink plenty of water and eat fruit a lot too.
Why should I slave away at work when women only want the top 5% of men? No fuck working and fuck women. Cunts.
>>77950616You obviously don't know about UKMTT. He has history.
>>77950647You forget that a lot of women have bad skin because they cake themselves in makeup everyday too.
>>77950619soap is how you get clean, fuck off with your 'modern western' nonsense natural oils are called 'being a sweaty mess'.i bought into that 'no poo' bullshite for years, ended up with an itchy scalp, greasy hair, and lots of dandruff. the second i went back to using shampoo it sorted it all out immediately.if you aren't showering twice a day in this heat with 2-3 passes of soap or shower gel over your entire body, you're doing it wrong.
Our country is not what it used to be.
>>77950661because AI is improving very quickly and you want to be at the front of the queue for a robot waifu.(as a feminist this goes both ways i'm happy for men to be obsolete to women.)
>>77950681i shower once a month because my skin had learnt naturally cleans it itself after not using soap for 10 years
>>77950681Sounds a bit extensive. I shower once a day with shower gel. I don't use soap on my face, however, and only shampoo my hair every two or three days. Had no issues.
>>77950685>'Savers'>3.39 for a few rolls of thin paperwouldn't have put up with this in the old days
>>77950681Who do you think funds dogshit like soaps you retard? The cosmetic industry are not your friends.
>>77950681Based afJust scruffy cunts looking for excuses out of bath time
>>77950715>30p for a bar of soap>big pharma at it again
>>77950734Are you fucking retarded or just baiting? Do you just how much money goes into soap industry?
>>77950666It's sad. Most women look worse with more makeup. Couldn't imagine spending 2 hours every morning putting my face on.
>>77950741of course i don't, why would i know that?
Fishtank 2.5 starts in 2 minutes, I'm gonna have friends again for a couple weeks
>oy vey use soap!, dont forget to shower every single day and use all these cleaning products. soap is good for you goy buy it!
>>77950575>who doesn't even shower.
>>77950775Wish I could somehow filter ppl that don't shower every day
>>77950832Ruthmong should be filtered x1000
>Southgate picking 10 of 11 of the same mongs who were shite last time outWhy, WHY are we stuck with that fucking nerd in charge of a group of outrageously good players.
Someone came into my sisters workplace and would not stop filming when asked not to..
>>77950887some shite about already being qualified or something i bet
>someone came into my sisterCorr naughty
Someone should audit the cobblers and find out what's going on in there
Yeah she smug. She got the easy difficulty setting enabled (rich dad, female, gets to live in a different country).
>>77950892What's the issue exactly? Other than civil trespass.
How can I get a PROPER IQ test done??
Wonder why she hasn't posted in three weeks. She had so many plans too. Lazy cow probably enjoying the weather. Hate being hot.
*batters fuck out the missus*
>>77950957What part of don't film do you not understand?
>>77950887>outrageously good players.u wot m8
>>77950975How can you call anyone lazy?
She is going on about face lifts at 24. A real, feminist woman would accept her natural beauty. Very insecure. Sad she feels that way.
I can do a very good Cardiff accent, btu I will not be showing it off to you lads. I'm gatekeeping my skills
All that electricity wasted on those lights just for her childish video. Bet she takes lots of fuel burning flights home and back too. She needs to grow up and think about the planet.
>>77950972i got mine done as part of an autism diagnosis.even if you're not autistic, fake it. if you can't fake it that means you have autism, so that's a bonus.
>>77951049Well she is. It's not hard to make videos.
Uber Eats and them need some pedantic flowchart option for replacements instead of just 'remove' or 'cancel order'.bread's out of stock so there goes my plan for sandwiches, and the things i bought to go in them. milk's out of stock so what's the point in just giving me tea and coffee i am NOT drinking them black. let me do if-then statements they have to follow.
>>77951058>Very insecure.Like you are?
this bird on itv sounds so common lol
>>77951073Very true lad. She must create a bigger carbon footprint in one month than I do in a year. They always travelling.
>>77951126Why haven't you started your auditing channel yet?
>>77951137I'm not. I just know the life game is rigged against men like me thanks to feminism and lgbt discrimination against white, heterosexual men.
>>77951141you have nothing going on in your life
>>77951126It's not hard to take a shower.
>>77951156What the fuck is that supposed to mean? You mean someone else?
>>77951160>well-paid job in advertising>long-term relationship>sprog on the way>about to buy a houseyou lad?
>>77951175Have to wait for water to fill and then dry, then change into clothes again. I think it is and a waste of time, energy. I save a lot of water.
>>77951181Why do you pretend when both you and auditmong show up at the exact same time?
>>77951181Nope I mean you Ruthmong
>>77951190>larp>larp>larp>larpnice one mong
>>77951194Save a lot of water yet cost your parents how much in caring for you?
his mum is washing his balaclava hes just plain old ruthmong until its been dried and ironed
Might be bored enough 2 watch England slurp across the pitch for 90 mins
>Wait for Ruthmong to show up>Start posting about auditsPretty funny gimmick desu
Ruthlad HATES auditing.
Imagine ruthmong getting a job, shoes, a gf, condeming auditors and taking a shower. Ultimate redemption arc.
SSM nutting in Laura's throat
>>77951218They can claim carer's allowance or something surely. They don't bother. What if I were too retarded to function?
>>77951267He wouldn't do that to his own daughter.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4nnr72j1peo.amp >be wagie>get mangled into ground beefNot 2 mention dealing with the public means u get stabbed with hiv needles Staying at home is the safest way through life
forgot just how many ads itv have
Right, lads. That's Bloodborne installed. I didn't get the DLC as it wasn't on sale so just the base game but I'll get it when it's on sale. Better be good, lads. I've heard it's better than the Dark Souls games. Never had a PS4 so had to miss out on the last generation.
>>77951356I uninstalled it after some dog things kept killing me early on. Regret purchasing it.
>>77951223Or you could do the mentally ill act
>>77951356DLC don't matter really til you finish base game anyhow
did coffee shop lad ever find a gf? will be going to a coffee shop tomorow with my laptop in the hope a female will ramdomly talk to me
>reposting your own post as a screenshot grim
>best chance of the game so far for Slovenia
>Grim effort at deflecting from your LARP mental illness
>>77951382U can easily cheese them lid if its the ones on the bridge
>>77951382Did you play the other Souls game, lad? I know I'll like it because I've finished Dark Souls and Elden Ring.>>77951409Yeah I figured as much. Any tips? Never used a shield on Elden Ring so that shouldn't be an issue.
>>77951416remember to bring headphones so you can click your fingers along to it, that way the girls will know you have good taste in music>>77951385kek that was me, i get so fucking sick of personalities sometimes
Remember when you walked round school during break pretending to be going somewhere because you had no friends?
>>77951439i dont want to be wearing headphones or ill be completely unapproachable
>>77951469I know a lad who locked himself in a toilet cubicle every lunch break so the other kids wouldnt beat him up. How do I know? It was me.
>>77951535>locking yourself in a toilet cubicle to avoid bullieswish id thought of this desu, i went and sat on the wall at the far end of the teachers carpark
Make a new brit bros
>>77951416I'm here lad. And no I didn't. I'm playing the long game, or at least that's what I tell myself. I'll be going coffee shop tomorrow so I'll post a picture for you.
I knew a lad who locked himself in a toilet cubicle every lunch break wanking, we beat him up for being a pervert
Wakfu edition please brit bros
>>77951600Lil peep edition is the real thread
>>77951609Jav is the real thread! Deal with it.
>>77951437Since youve played ER the combat probly won't feel that different, faster paced than ds1 but the more recent games are pretty similar Dont bother levelling Arcane (basically magic) or Bloodtinge(firearms) they can be cool bt not 1st time "Skill" stat = DEXStr is still str IIRC I think I just levelled one of those + vit and end most times. You can finish the game without parrying but useful as fudge some parts All weapons are viable to end game pretty much theres a lot less in quantity than DS but they're all viableGuns aren't kmportant for combat just parrying(it's basically a shield) Be nice 2 the dollId just play it blind unless you're really stuck. Have fun
Playing a blinder again lads corrrr
Glad my Scottish lass is back. Lovely lass.
walked past my apu apustaja's bedroom and he was listening to this loudlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aV3U9p9CZRA
Boring slurpfest Going 2 play my switch instead
>>77951855The scotland game was boring until the last 10 minutes
>Mexicana Cheese reduced to 31pAppy Days. Love me Mexicana Cheese me.
>>77951872True. Fav so far belgium romania. Missed a bunch tho
>>77951892get yourself in B&M and get some of that Peaky Blinder cheese lad. summat like 1.50, real ale mixed with chillies. good stuff.
>>77951872Spot on this analysis
he's pondered the orb and its told him that shifty shellshock was killed as he was close to finding r Jay
>>77951633These are all solid desuI do recommend parries a lot. Makes a lot of the random mobs much easier.Dex has more fun weapons that strength but that's just my opinion.
Windows dropping cursor shadows as a default was a mistake. Yes I can re-enable it in settings, but any time I use another computer chances are it'll be off.
Footy on and britfeel is dead. Bunch of normies the lot of you.
>>77952121What do you want? I'm not watching the football. Is there a particular topic you would like to discuss?
>>77952132SSM please lad
>>77952144I am not interested in him. I shan't be contributing to any discussion regarding him. I would rather watch the football, quite frankly.
>>77952144ssm hasn't uploafed at all today. do you think he finally died?
Time for a lickle bit of evening SeasideSIM if thats alright with you?He not feeling too well, he get bad cold and he trying to rest it away. He want it to be Spring so he can enjoy the beaches and the benches.
>>77952168Hopefully not lad. Looking forward to some more 3 hour videos to fill the emptiness of my mornings
>>77952168He uploads a tsunami of shite every morning at 6AM then deletes 5 minutes later.
>>77952186always enjoy his extra long uploafs.
If I had known it would finish 0 - 0 I would have done something else.
He finally make it... he finally make it to Networking Skill level 10. He master of his youtube channel now. He get access to that best A Grade Music Phone. With this power at his hands he able to turn any sim he meet into potential partner... he has unlimited social power at his fingertips now despite being detestable and unwelcome around most Sims... he a double edged sword. Any false relationship he forges with the power of his A Grade Music Phone will quickly degrade as the fishy/shitty reality sets in.He truly alone.He finally approaching that Seaside Dream. He off to get a trekkie brekkie he so chuffed and it's a WOW.
Corr imagine finding some B Curtis Steaks lost in the freezer.
He use his powers for evil. SeasideSIM got no qualms about wielding his Seaside clout to get new ladies into his life. He going for Creampie King Champion.
>>77952334Gonna find some Purbeck ciders stuffed behind his bed now
His dream coming true. It New Years Eve, he got fit fairy cake wearing lass coming to his place for some bokkles. He got lovely Benji 02 who grown up well and fits in with the Seaside Life. He got that motobility Car. Year 2 for SeasideSIM ending on a good one compared to Year 1. That was a dark time for our SeasideSIM.
"They have a cave troll."I don't live in your fairytale fantasy universe, I have no context for what that means. The dialogue sounds exasperated, like it's just a nuisance. They've brought Derek to the party. the trains are on strike. It doesn't come off like a deadly threat. Maybe trolls are a good thing? Dwarves and elves are just people, what if trolls are too?
>>77952428It'd be easier to accommodate trolls if they weren't so prone to anger. They're sexually attracted to the shade cast by bridges over water and turn to stone on the sunlight. They live a short and crude life prone to idiocy and persecution.
Swanny used to molest children
Swanny was a paedophile, a nonce as they say in the vernacular
He drink that plum infused cider with his new lass and he got his Benji 02. There so many experiences to be had in Dorset but none better than sipping a bit of booze at 10am in the morning with the lass you love.He don't want to be alone on new years eve.
Swanny had a sexual attraction to children, he acted on those urges
90 minutes i wont get back
>>77952435If you cross a bridge at night or go under a bridge (you're supposed to go over them) then you're asking for it tbqh.
Swanny did desire the female gender, but only under a certain age
Swanny suffered from fertility issues, infertility, to be precise
He go drunk drive to pub on other side of SeasideSWANAGE. He show his date a good time and it lush.
When swanny ejaculated, no sperm came out of his penis
https://youtu.be/CSSgn8GGqoIThis must be what happens when most of the pubs shut or became too expensive. Men just hang around outside of industrial estates filming things instead
Corr the pub if filled with people today. Everyone want visit pub on New Years. There dozens of Sims here. It going be be a bash and it's a wow! He never visited place that has this status before, he hit the jackpot.
>>77952582Thought he had social anxiety?
WOWW it lush here. This nicest pub he been in.>>77952596Some can sense it, some cannot sense it. He can stink out medium venue in under ten seconds. He diagnosed a Simfield University in year 1 by the Five Great Sims +1.
new thread has just arrived on time>>77952635>>77952635
>>77952059I'm always dex in these games desu, or int, or dex/pyro, if I try to make a str build it inevitably turns into hybrid dex anyway. Bt yeah i think I finished it first just w threaded cane, saw spear is solid too.
