Class 801 edition
Sun woke me uphttps://youtu.be/FEzb3yPoCm4
Girl tuppences
It not right Wmily Wops has countersigned passport and ruthmong doesn't
>>77989553I miss the HSTs
sending my apu off to lidl to get snacks and drinks for the switzerland vs italy and germany vs denmark matches tonight
Feel Street LIDL is fucking swarming with Apus. They're clearing every pack of widerz and takeaway style wizza off the shelves in record speed.
fred dedit over
Life as a Midlander is so unbelievably dull. Can see why SSM fucked off to the seaside. Wish I could as well.
Not right a 24yo British man has to live in his mum's tiny boxroom. Poor LAA. Meanwhile immigrants get their own flats and keep rents high. State of it.https://youtu.be/gErV4EG-PXw
>>77989674When did she mention that on the live? Expect a mong asked about it.
>>77989940special needs people shouldnt have internet access
>>77989931mad how you watch those channel 4 property shows and they're looking at properties worth nearly a mil out in the country and they've still got these tiny boxrooms. Fucking state of this country
>>77989931grim. how do you even find this stuff?its really sad. he would have his own place if the country wasnt flooded with bames
>>77989931So his mum is bullying him because she's letting him live in a small room in her home? Baffling stuff.
>>77989931Reform can't come to power soon enough...
>>77989950She isn't special needs. Just a bit autistic. She works and pays taxes unlike most autistic men. She doesn't even like the look of 16 bit games because she's a 22yo gen z. So she lost some respect points with me.Also she's in the process of getting her younger brother kicked out onto the streets so she can have his bigger room. She's a nasty, selfish female and only cares for her own gains. Imagine being the bf of someone like that.
She thinks men aged 32 and above are ancient. Horrible thing to say really.
>>77989973it was her choice to have kids when blair mass immigration was going on and not even buy a house while they were still cheap
seasideMARK 2 Curtis Sausage rolls plus life is a mystery I don understand the universe dee ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hYrQEPjPzE
>>77989999she accepts free games from all her simps but never mentions the fact she already has a boyfriend of five years knowing they would stop sending her free stuff if she did. She's just like all the other twitch streamers who pretend they don't know what they're doing
>>779900181 hour saturday morning upload get in
>>77989999She may as well be 32. She isn't anywhere near attractive as are scottish asmr lass around the same age.
>>77989960It's so grim. They all damp and got asbestos too. Shitty artex walls and ancient hot water tanks shoved in bedrooms.>>77989970This is an auditor I've been subscribed to for a while.
>>77990020Yeah she really should be disclosing her relationship status. Then let's see how many freebies she gets.
Now this is a woman that takes pride in her appearance. She's been busy getting her university work done and will soon be on track to get her foot into a good, well paid career. Currently she works in retail but that won't be for too long.
>>77990061I wonder if she takes it up the arse
>>77990061if a transwoman wore the exact same outfit and did the exact same pose on cam then they'd be branded a pervert. but when a cis woman does it and fucks arabs in prison then shes an angel.Lol.
>>77990067She's probably tried it once and didn't enjoy it.
It not right what happened to Benji
Another weekend in your boxroom.
>>77989931If he wasn't an untidy disgusting cunt the room could be decent looking. Why doesn't he keep his mugs in the fucking kitchen? If it's the family home it's very weird behaviour.
>got another hinge match
>>77990181might do some drugs to pass the time if you catch my drift
Spot of lunch then back to shadow of the erd tree for me.Hopefully don't have to go out later today that'd be a bonus
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HEh8O5iqZn8
Turns out I will have to go out if I want that spot of lunch though. No food in the house.Really need a second car
>>77990185I think autists like to keep all their stuff in one place. They don't like others potentially stealing or using their cups.
>tfw too old for (over 30) for a young gf>tfw didn't get my experience of young love>tfw women over 30 are unattractive horrible feel desu
>>77990219he only bet on paper dont forget. he cant lose
Right mong asking wops about passports. Just watched that.
What games on the Tele today lads?
Why is nobody mentioning on the news that Jay Slater was a piece of shit roadman?
>>77990270swiss vs italygermany vs denmark
Fucking hell had a proper spaff to Dua Lipa last night, did I not? Proper whore she is.
Stuggle to multi task, me. Can't have a game, book and TV show on the go at once. Need to finish one before doing another. Grim.
>>77990318How does that make her a whore? Makes you a whore if anything
Mad how footy fans hate VAR because it's more accurate than their Paki referees.
Sick of spending my days refreshing this thread hoping for something interesting.
>>77990359She's a whore because of her whore songs, her whore face and her whore performance.
Large stuffed crust pepperoni pizza incoming
8.90 for a ticket to the cinema is scandalous IMO.
Was going to see the new Kevin Costner epic western but at 8.90 that's a NO.
Wonder why SSM never goes to the cinema with Helen
>>77990472Seats aren't big enough for his fat arse, I'd imagine.
>coldplay headlining glasto for the 5th timehow boring
New game series downloaded. Not telling you lot what it is though.
>>77990472Do you really think he has the attention span to sit through a movie in a cinema?
>have to debate brain rot donald trump>still fuck it upboggles
>>77990300Quite funny isn't it? Hardly surprising though. No sympathy for that little cunt desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCUeuQ2o1pE>gets bullied by his granny>has to make a 25 minute video about how evil foids areel oh el
You just know theres women out there who will be sticking up for that whore prison guard, making out she's the victim and that her husbands a horrible person for not sticking by her.
Any links to that video of that woman prison officer getting fucked by a prisoner
>>77990600Already the comments on Reddit are retards saying she could have been coerced or blackmailed.
>>77990615https://x.com/PromoWitSinn/status/1806916677352702175?t=8ttoUfY8JWlW9cx6SK_f1Q&s=19
>Why yes, I did kill all those children so I could go to prison and have sex with the female guards. How could you tell?
>>77990634Doesn't work. Page not found
>>77990655https://nitter.poast.org/PromoWitSinn/status/1806916677352702175
>>77990655Just type prison in twitter
>>77990667Unreasonably fucking hot
Can't be arsed folding my washing. Fucking pain in the arse.
Fuck this. Going to go for a walk. Get some breadcrumbs to make meat loaf. Might get some beers too. Fuck it all. FUCK I SAY.
I for one am glad that prisoner is eating, sleeping and now shagging all off the back of my taxes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-wBEGMOuHc
>>77990733>[YouTube] SeasideMark Exposes RiffRatz!...
>>77990018Waiting forever for his Monkey World video. Keeps teasing it. It's not alright with me, de lads
Sitting out in the garden but it's too cold tbqh. Cba to get up though.
>>77990472There hasn't been a cinema worthy film since like 1975, so I don't blame him
>>77990769Nice tiles de lid
>>77990776The last 10 years have been terrible. So much woke tripe being pumped out
>>77990801Been going on much longer than 10 years
Look cut it out lads, everytime you post about SSM you upset that one lad. Let's stop alright?
>>77990769corr mummy and daddy have a nice patio
Thank God Reform are going to win and deport all the pakis.
>he's upset FUMING SEETHING RILED UP ANGRY MAD LIVID xD
>>77990871confirmed upset
>>77990871Go on lad, crack out the ricky gervais laughing gif to prove how not upset you are
>>77990615https://x.com/womenpolice_uk/status/1806690794847232362?s=19I came so hard to it last night hahaha
Another BIG weekend on 4Chan for bait mong
what's the latest news on cosmic kitty?
Could do with a Maka update ngl
Necking them Polish weers me. 32 fucking degrees so keeping to the shade as much as possible.
need to low down on ssm what's he doing today?
Ebins phimosis de lads
>>77990940>>77990949Best I can do for you is a Scout Panda update de lads. She almost fucking died while under the care of the NHS it seems. Probably a bames fault too. Grim.https://youtu.be/u4Kmy667jEk
Moni's stretched out anus
Fat Scottish man in a skirt
>>77990956Wolish Welper
Zero friends
socially inept mongs on an anonymous site
>>77990769You have nonce legs
https://youtube.com/shorts/9wZV27dacDwIt not right Deano's bullying lads minding their own business making tiktoks
>>77990972Christ mental illness is getting out off hand. State of this mong.
>>77991019>get tough guy tattoos>make a tiktok account>get bullied and called a nonce by the localsWhat's going on with that guy
>>77991009legs make you think of children being fucked?
Why do the posters of /britfeel/ look for the possibilities for child sex rape in everything?
>>77990972Who is this lass, Iad
SSM bullying RiffRatz. It not right
>>77991077Barry deserves it
>>77990741I really miss watching Jeremy Kyle
>>77990870token so they can say they aint the racist party
>>77990959Hes keeping it local
SSM's TMAU flares up in the hot weather. It give him low confdence.
dvdlad is my fav poster
>>77991040No idea, I don't understand how you end up with face tats when you have social anxiety. Interesting combination https://youtube.com/shorts/P4U5cPOsuNo
>>77991151DVDlad doesn't exist, it's a character I made up
>>77991175False, real DVDlad here back with another update. Only absolute kino this time. Some very nice supplemental material with these releases. Very excited to watch Onibaba. A cheeky wee Criterion Collection that was a good price on sale too. Love Frank Capra's other films like It's a Wonderful Life. Won't be posting any updates for the foreseeable future unfortunately, I have a court case coming up.
how come everybody suddenly stopped posting?
Downstairs neighbours getting some work done. Constant drilling and hammering and god knows what else, since 11 in the morning. You just KNOW they've slipped the builders an extra couple of Gs to run their tools extra loud: the whole building MUST KNOW.If I had even a hundredth of the money they have from their 'job' (probably 'jobs' plural), that would go straight on a solicitors for the damage they're doing to my mental and physical health. Some of us have to sleep, you psychopaths.
>>77991914seaside army won and got what they wanted. now they can talk about their hero in peace
>>77991938Do a soundlad and buy some earmuffs. Also do a chlorine runningberg while you're at it
Fackin alcoholic spastics were loitering about, smashing beer bottles around onna parking lot and all I was musing whether or not to go back in and complain to the staff directly, but i shall first complain formally in writing to the managementReally getting sick of this now. I might hafta block this outdoor windowsill they're abusing as a beer bottle holder (despite the sign saying not to do so) meself going forward i'm finkin
>>77991979proof any of this actually happenend?
My Lombard Lounging Apu and my Bernese Bad Boy Fren are looking forward to the match.
>>77991959I shouldn't have to. You know what I could do? Stop signing for their parcels while they're always out during the day. You know why I won't? I have a little human quality called 'empathy'.
>>77991979Lather the outside windowsill in sewing machine oil and tilt it downwards an imperceptible degree. Their precious beer bottles while fall and smash on the floor WHILE they're full.
>>77991914Most posters are one lad playing various characters. Notice there were no posts for an hours and then you mention it and suddenly >>77991938>>77991939>>77991959>>77991979>>77992002>>77992008>>77992009>>77992028
>I just ate a ham and cheese sandwich.>Uhh any PROOF of that?How do you lot live with yourselves? If nothing is true, are we all in a simulation? Guess we can't be since there's "no proof".
>>77991979pretty daring for these people to take this pic and risk staining their sofa
>>77992040>Most posters are one lad playing various characters.
>>77992040I am two of those (Yous), the anon talking about the same subject, replying to a reply.And consider we're the cream of the crop. There are lurkers, bots, journalists, too undaring to post.
Ok vpnlad everyone believes you
>>77992045Looks like they've taken the cushions off, probably already wine-stained and they accept if it stains the sofa itself they now deserve it.The alternative is the back cushions don't match the seat cushions. Which is far more horrifying to imagine.
Dead thread for hours until he gets back from the job centre and puts it back on page 1
>>77992065My trick to exist as 10-20 different consciousnesses, all occupying separate bodies each with their own personalities, memories, and thoughts.Been getting away with this trick for years.
Love to spend hours at the Jobcentre.
>>77991455>I have a court case coming upAlways knew you were a nonce
>>77992097They make you do work programs sometimes. Probably been on a CV writing course
Correctly identify the objects in this picture.
>programsSeems like SOMEONE needs a writing course (LOL)
>>77992120Barms
>>77992120Those be buns
>>77992120buns, baps, "barms" if you're a freak
cor blimey guv! it's a right proper why aye getting in t' barms from roight bloody newsagents!
>>779921300%>>779921380%>>7799213950% / 3 = 16.67%Answer to follow.
Anyone know how I can just bookmark r9k britfeel catalogue search? It used to work, but I had to format it and I can't remember what the link was. Don't like being reminded of the absolute dogshit that is the rest of r9k
>>77992120flourcakes
>>77992180you mean just>>>/r9k/britfeel? (4chan might fuck up that link, but /catalog#s=britfeel )could even do that fancy %s thing and have a radical keyword bookmark like a search engine. like a mono-google.
Barm comes from old English, cob and bap are also acceptable. Bun and roll is some French immigrant shit and you poofters should get out
>>77992192You are correct divided by five, it is six rolls and one bap.https://www.flickr.com/photos/green_parrot/432241834/
being pure winage
>>77992186I remember once I had barely anything in so I just cooked flour + salt in a little oil. No eggs, no sugar, no milk, nothing like that.Didn't turn out how you'd expect.
R R Riff ratz ready for war
>>77992217reminds me of loading up CS 1.6 and pwning some ghey newbz. kids these days can never experience it any more than we can experience opium dens.
>>77992233>R R Riff ratz ready for warbabe, omg
>>77992191That's exactly what I mean. Thanks!
sounds like summat a pirate would say, that>Arr, riff rats!
>>77992233>seasideseagullhow many seaside mongs are there ffs
>>77992243thanks. my trick was to just block every single URL except for /britfeel/ in my HOSTS file.there's probably some more advanced trickery i could do like setting up one of those PiHoles. luckily i've set it so only the admin account on my computer can change the file and i set the password while heavily intoxicated. i get all my news, information and human contact from /britfeel/.
>>77992233We're on the eve of the first Seaside War
>>77992120They baps. Anything else you're a northernerCharity shops were alright. Gonna see if Handsmaid Tale can get me any pussy, I heard women love that ish. Good to see DVDlad on the prowl still
>>77992267More than you can handle soft lad
Always been tempted to read Lolita but worry that buying or downloading an ebook version of it might get me put on a list
Watching are Ange
Lancashire is a stronghold of old English
>>77992312Scotland in shambles as they find something in common with Southern England
>>77992233Kinell de lads. Just what we need, another Putin!
>>77992292SSM should start a #seasidearmy hashtag like pewdiepie and make millions
>>77992295I listened to the Jeremy Irons narration a few times. It's a great book. Would never bring it up in conversation though.
>>77992267sudoku was such a stupid fad (it's literally not even a puzzle, the numbers don't matter)people have committed to a vast improvement
>>77992289>Handsmaid TaleNot a bad book that, didn't bother reading the followup one and the TV show ended up going on for way too long. Slaughterhouse 5 is absolutely class though.
>>77992295I read Mein Kampf in the school library.
only V'gut i read was The Sirens of Titan. which was dead good it's a bit like a proto-Hitchhiker's Guide.
I kissed a girl yesterday. I might be done with 4chan forever
>>77992376I kissed a girl FROM 4chan. This was before /soc/ we got emailing then met up. Then she didn't want anything now I feel indifferent towards womankind but HATE 4chan.
>lass i used to like in college 10 years ago just showed up on a dating app when im in a completely different part of the country to where i went to collegeweird that innit? she won't match me anyway
Who is going to win the upcoming Seaside war? Riff and the gambling dossers, or are Mark and the Seasidearmy?I'm Seasidearmy all the way all the way
>>77992430you should open with the fact that it's a funny coincidence it's not like you've been stalking her or anything haha imagine that what a daft hypothetical scenario.
just got banned from the britfeel IRC ;_;
>>77992449highly doubt she will match with me, i just saw her profile show up. Not a stalker lad, don't care about her at all. Thought she was a lesbian honestly
RIFF RAFFRIFF RAFF
>>77992472get Dating App Premium give her a Super-Match and write all this out in the first message (so she WILL read it).include the lesbian thing. anyone with a sense of humour would get a kick out of that. and maybe she WAS a lesbian? every 'lesbian' i knew in their teens/early 20s ended up being married to a man by their 30s. i suspect middle-aged lesbians were 'straight' in their youth.
>>77992493should i watch The Old Oak?really disappointed it was the last K-Lo and yet it only has 82% on Rotten Tomatoes.
Switzerland lol. Hope they do it 2bh. I wanted a revenge match against Italy, but England are too boring for it to be good.
>>77992466What did you do lad? Did they suspect you of being a police officer?
sean connery threatening to knock his young son's teeth out for not eating his breaky
>>77992596i revealed i was posting high-quality comments rather than feigning interest in all this YouTube drama. that went against The Plan so i'm no longer welcome.suspect they have some mods on-side so you probably won't be hearing from me soon. might even have an 'accident' IRL.
>nasty hangover>mum drag me 2 shops
Such a good saturday..NOT
Right the Meatloaf is in the oven. It gonna be lush. Got me some Maoam and Extra Hot Crunchy Watsits too. Feel better after me walk, got some good dvds in charity shop.
>>77992672>Meatloaf is in the ovenWhat's he doing in there?
>>77992562LOL. LMAO even. ROFL perhaps.
American telly always made meatloaf sound so appealing even when the joke is 'yuck, meatloaf'.but crusty sausage meat mixed with breadcrumbs? frankly that sounds based. a loaf of miscellaneous crusty meat, like a homemade doner/mixed kebab. cor.
>>77991455>unfortunately, I have a court case coming up.
You have an obviously fake name (a pixar character lmao) and work in info sec for Google. It's not difficult to point out you glow, and it's going to be funny throwing stones at your glass house when my internet isnt sandboxed.
>>77992742are we meant to understand what you're on about or is this just more schizobabble diaryposting
>>77992728It's nice lad I mix it with peppers, breadcrumbs and mushrooms and an egg and tomatoe pasata. Add garlic, herbs, salt and pepper. Comes out lush.
>>77992752there's no safe way to talk to your head-people any more.out loud? everyone has audio recording equipment running nowadays.on your computer/phone? it's bugged by default, trained to pick up key words.in a physical diary or notebook? the glowsters will recover that eventually.kept within your head? AI trained on every atom on Earth will be able to recreate that within the next 10-20 years.only plausible deniability is to quickly start writing a book or rehearsing for a play. every novelist and actor has so much to hide.
Let me basedlo hers career is in shambles. He can't beat radahn and now reddit and twitter are bullying him for it. An entire career gone in the blink of an eye. Crazy folks.
fuck you on about you weirdo fucks
>>77992800I thought he was fighting Messmer? Radahn is a shit fight anyways
Paddington in Peru is going to be the Return of the Jedi of films, isn't it?
>>77992814you ever meet those people in town centres at 4am who tell you they can hear smells and could you lend them 50p they need to get the first bus?imagine those but with internet access.
>>77992233>>if you poke your grubby little head up and speak about me again I will finish you on here
>>77992818Yeah he turned tail and ran to messmer that's why everyone is laughing at him. Messmer is easy. He was always a shit player and now everyone is seeing it. I hope he kills himself.
>>77990619kek some guy is quoting feminist sources to point out there's a power dynamic where he can't fully consent and she's the predator here and he's getting all his comments mass downvotedfuck I hate normalfags
>>77991455>I have a court case coming upwhat you been doing lad
Testing mobile data guernsey
>>77992849fucking hell la, it's not that deep
female abusers are the exception. takes some contrarian mental gymnastics to not see men are more abusive. saying this as a bloke, and all the rest. it's 'water is wet' common sense and 'uh actually it's not because like, let me think, uh water ITSELF isn't wet it would have to envelop something...the GROUND is water haha!'yeah mate we can all pull that trick. water is still wet though.
>>77992856Simps gonna simp de lid.>>77992821It's going to be The Return of the King of Paddington films. Sweep at the Oscars. The scene where Paddington is raped by a tribesman with marmite as lube is a very powerful scene.
Only gone and booked myself a little holiday in Guernsey haven't I?
>>77992887> The scene where Paddington is raped by a tribesman with marmite as lube is a very powerful scene.Daring, but the Watership Down for Gen Z2.
Uber Eats stop emailing me.More like Uber Ex. I've never had an ex sending me lots of messages. But frankly that's because I've never had an ex. But I bet this is what it's like.
In that Polish bar me.Welper's on tour x
>>77992910What you on about Polish bar? Are you in Poland?
Just returned from a 3 day break in Cardiff. Unusually high amount of BMWF couples there, especially in the city centre
Just don't want to go to workFuck Italy x
get ready in like 15 minutes when i post "Shitaly" gonna be very funny. Just a warning!
Any gadget update de lids? I saw he bought a new iPhone 15. Anything else bought/sold?
>>77992925He is considering buying another PS5 (not even joking)
Getting on them shots soon. It Saturday x
>>77992925This is what the Cex workers see every other weekend
>>77992917how do you know they weren't actors?
>>77992935Saving all me wooze for tomorrow me x
>>77992925is it the lighting or are his tattoos fading?do tattoos fade? i thought the whole point is they were permanent.someone here is a tattoo expert. answer me.
>>77992949That never crossed my mind once. Seems unlikely desu
>>77992918Why do you keep saying this? Are the DWP threatening to make you work?
Why is HHL in Poland
>>77992880don't believe this one bit, plenty of women are emotionally or physically abusive it just doesn't get reported or taken seriously. Erin Pizzey came to the same conclusion and she got kicked out of her feminist organisation and received death threats from feminists for writing about it
>>77992957>is it the lighting or are his tattoos fading?Yeah they are fading. He got them done over over 20 years ago>do tattoos fade?Yeah. You can get them redone
No Maka drinking update today
Italy? More like SHITALY!!!!
got some Costa Coffee flavoured instant sachet things and the box proclaims they have>All the taste.>All the feels.now i know 'feel' has been a noun for ages, like you can say a church has a gothic feel. but in this context this is derived from internet slang, right?is this just the world we're living in now? why didn't the world stop around 2009?
What's the score? Are Italy losing then?
more likeit a league (above other countries)
>>77993041Italy lost 2-0
>>77993030Didn't they fail to qualify for the last world cup
Got 15 quid on Germany
>>77993058yeah they lost the qualifier to North Macedonia or something lol
Mad how CEX workers aren't trained how to handle a disc properly. Always with the big greasy fingers.
>>77993102i know people who pick up discs thumb in the centre, index finger on the outer edge. they underestimate how soft flesh is, their concave fingers obviously passing sweat and dirt on to the readable bottom (at least the outside: the inner circle isn't such a problem).either lick your fingers so the disc sticks only touching the top, or use some kind of suction cups/gloves.
>>77993159The readable layer is actually closer to the front so you don't want to damage that side either.
>>77993102CEX blindly buy computer RAM and sell it without testing. SSM got burned a few times.
Do CEX even do full refunds? I bet it's only credit they offer.
>>77993168i meant readable by a machine to access the data, not human eyes reading the top of the disc.which is such a stupid gimmick compared to records. "let's halve the sides and use one side for adverts."
Anyone notice how CEX always has an older male manager and all his lackees are young alt girls? Is CEX a cult?
>mfw watching Nigella Lawson bend over to put something in the meekrowavay
>>77993195The UK is the nonce capital of the world
>>77993194Sorry I'm a mong. I meant like the actual data layer is deep in the disc right? That's how those resurfacing machines can fix a scratched disc I thought.
>>77993183i took a graphics card in and they said they'd have to clean/test it, come back in an hour etc. failed their checks i got it back.took it in a week or two later and it just werked. not sure if it was a fluke, they didn't bother again, or what. i like to think that by giving it a clean they somehow made it run properly. some poor sod probably bought a defective piece of kit and i was fifteen quid better off, LOL.
>>77993195>young alt girlsMine is entirely that. They even play hard rock or emo music in store
>>77993220I used to sell broken games and dvds all the time years ago. They don't test the discs. Feel kind of bad about it now, some kid getting a game and it doesn't work.
>>77993195how do they get around this? i really doubt they can say>managers, specifically aim to hire alternative girls in their teens or early 20s.but it sure seems to happen up and down the country by some massive coincidence.
Literal gay faggots rolling around on Olympics advert
bit weird how so many young women with blue hair and tats opt to work in cex shops
>>77993237why can't they just hire actors to PRETEND to be homosexuals? i don't mind homosexuality and i even enjoy watching it, i just don't want it shoved in my face.
>>77993245maybe this is sexist but could it be a win-win? "you're wankbait to dorks.""i know, and i get validation from that.""great! it also increases our sales."like porn stars know they're in porn, this is maybe 10-20% of being a porn actress. i think it's only morally wrong if these women lack self-awareness.
Why do CEX insist on removing every fucking disc and storing them in those awful plastic sleeves? It basically ruins half their stock.
wermany vs wenmark in just over half an hourcorr
All the girls love Nige
>>77993283Is that Bald and Bankrupt behind Nigel
>>77993283she's just asking for that phone to get stolen.
>>77993283Hate Nige's stupid fucking smirk. The same as SSM. The Smirk of a grifting cunt.
gone a bit noncey this thread.
>>77993303he's a character in'eelad you'd meet down the pub
>>77993314He doesn't like anywhere near decrepit enough for an old cunt that hangs about any of my locals.
>>77993304That's because a Farage supporter is here.
>>77993335i wish could be 50+ with a healthy liver and be one of those pub blokes.nothing matters at that point. you could live a life free of accomplishments, or be chock-full of great anecdotes. mentally ill or sound of mind. drinking alone or mingling like a chatterbox.
>>77993349guess his milkshake really DOES bring all the boys to the yard LOL(boys as in young boys, the ones nonces like, and that's why they're also here)
Mad how after Avatar everyone thought 3D was the next big thing and now it's dead. Good.
>>77993378VR is the latest gimmick
>>77993386Eh, VR is more of a sideshow. Every fucking film was shown on 3D after Avatar. Watching films in VR is kind of cool though, especially on one of those apps that emulates a cinema.
In that Polish bar meIt's a lush and I mean LUSH x
How many times is he going to post the same thing before he realises nobody cares
>>77993455What's polish about it?
They should mercy kill people born with a micro penis. Why condem them to a life of suffering? At least castrate them, better to have none at all.
>>77993378The 60 FPS Hobbit creeped me the fuck out. It was like that horrible motion-smoothing on your dad's TV.In a way it's not even a matter of taste (like a stylistic choice) it was just an objective improvement: higher resolution, bigger numbers = betterer. But thank fuck we dropped it. I wonder if some future world will have 120 FPS and they'll up-rate those old 29.97s for modern audiences.
>>77993497Yeah I saw that in the cinema and it was just uncanny. Really it's just because we're used to 24fps for so long. I'm sure if it was the opposite then a normal film would feel weird.
>>77993486If you watch the film My Penis and I the guy has a girlfriend, and he got to make a documentary about an interesting/taboo subject.The sequel My Penis and Everyone Else's is grim though. I know it's just a select group of women he's talking, but it's the kind of thing that probably birthed a few misogynists. It's hard not to feel bitter (even if I respect them for being truthful).
>>77993303The smirk of a man who knows he's the top shagger in town.
>>77993486Tiny that
Can you literally take any old shite into CeX for money? I've never been desperate enough to use them but it's getting closer
>>77993511When I went to see The Lego Movie the woman I was with asked me early on if there was something wrong with the projection, it was all jerky. Which yeah those first few minutes are strange because they're aiming for a fake stop-motion effect, but then other animation moves as normal.Eyes/brain adjusted quickly and then that was just the style of the film. Walking out of The Hobbit, REAL LIFE looked wrong. Like that thing where you play Tetris or Guitar Hero for too long.
>>77993517are you allowed to drink outside in London?they're carrying glass! a weapon.
>>77993530Not anything. Its just video games,DVDs, gadgets and computer parts
>>77993524Some people can't even milk it though. They still experience lust, but there's nothing they can do about it. It's cruel to not castrate these men.
>>77993536Yeah I should check my Hobbit 4Ks to see if there's an option to watch the HFR version. I don't think they ever made it over to home video, however. In the cinema you could literally see Gandalfs eye contacts it was weird.
>>77993530shops like cash generator will take most things
>>77993547Looks like a big clit LOL
>>77993530yeah you need to sign up for a little card with your name and address and they test stuff. doubt there's much in the way of consequences if you sell a dodgy phone or something. stolen might be worse: there's a police database you can opt into.one way they balance this is that you get a pittance. i've taken in stacks of games that were fifty quid new, on the shelves for twenty quid now, ended up walking out with maybe thirty quid ("7 quid for these, these are all a fiver, but i can give you 9 for this").and we WILL do it because the fuck else do you do?
>>77993547How does this even happen kek
i'm going to have to walk to a Cash Converters with an old telly i can barely lift. they "need to see it".can you arrange to pick it up then?
>>77993568Cex once suspected SSM of selling stolen phones. All that happened was they wouldn't take it, they didn't report him or anything.
Didn't realise they didn't release The Hobbit sequels in HFR. The first was so shit I didn't bother with the rest.
How do the Poole CEX staff not get suspicious of SSM when he's selling yet another brand new PS5 or GoPro to them?
>>77993652They probably are and turn a blind eye
DVDlad in shambles.
>>77993672even playstation discs?
>>77993672Unironically I am in shambles a little bit.
>>77993604Yeah the sellers can actually be innocent. But if you're sensible you should really be registering your gadgets through Immobilise:https://www.immobilise.com/(covers bikes, jewellery etc to)Or directly to the The Police National Mobile Property Register.At least when it flags up you can get your stuff back.
>>77993652it's like a grooming gang when of course they know about Dodgy Dez and his links to the South Street Crew. "Everyone knows."They have to bide their time and build up a case. They're gathering data. Those MAC address are going in a database and they can track them.
loading up a game save and having to sit through an unskippable 5 minute speech you sat through already today
>>77993672I bought a PS2 to play DVDs and I bought a PS3 to play PS1 games I hadn't caught on. Which I think they were still producing (got FF7 in a department store this way).They should be THE optical discs/physical media crowd. That whole sketch about lending games by handing them over.
>>77993733Imagine if the mute character in Four Weddings and a Funeral didn't have subtitles.This is what games doing this is like. It's discrimination.
>>77993546>>77993551>>77993568cheers lads hope i wont need it.. feels embarrassing
If there was some sort of law so companies couldn't revoke digital films whenever they wanted then I would have no issue buying digital films. It's certainly easier than seeking out certain DVDs or Blu-rays. However, these cunts don't want you to own anything.
I'll keep buying physical media until I can't. Then I'll just have to adapt. Buying digital films and TV is often more expensive however.
>>77993971There is a lot of stuff on DVD and Blu-ray not on streaming too. Can't even buy Diagnosis Murder digitally.
>>77993482It's in Poland?At somele Tory tier Polish bar now.
>>77993220>i took a graphics cardAlright Homeless Chan
>>77993672His niche is 2nd hand. He'll still keep going for decades
Oopsie just had a #whiteboimoment
>>77994144I buy new a lot, lad. The article was about recordable DVDs and Blu-rays anyway. Sony has recently made deals with other studios for distributing physical media. They're all made in Mexico, not Japan.
Emma Watson is already 34. Grim.
>>77994258dirty old cow should get her tits out more often IMO
>>77994276Spaffed so much to The Fappening leaks of her. That was already 20 years ago.
Emma had a cracking arse in the film The Bling Ring.
>>77994258I'm the same age and I'm unattractive. Given the societal expectations of men vs women I have no right to complain or feel entitled to anything better.But I could never settle for her as she looks now. Maybe for the money? But I'd sooner go for a fit, skint 21-year-old. Can't switch off that part of my brain, whether it's nature or nurture.
id still motorboat her thought desu if i had a chance
Ate too many sweets and now my heart is beating too fast.
any of you cunts ever been skinny dipping?
Life is a mystery I don understand the universe dee lads
just discovered a gone wild sub for midgets
a black neurotypical early-30s delivery driver "couldn't tell" how old i was.and yet i am the racist one here.
FORRUN NEIGHBOURS KIDS BEING TOO LOUD SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>77994077LARPing about being in Poland? Bit weird
>>77993672What's the new storage media that everyone is using then?
>>77994679DVDs apparently.
I miss the SSM night time Sandford Lane Iives desu
Am I missing much playing Bloodborne offline? Didn't want to get PS+ just to see messages.
>>77994679Magnetic tape. Lasts decades, can store petabytes of data, reproducible and durable, and it's not as if you have to overwrite it.This is what data centres use right now because they're cheap and solid. You could easily have a consumer model to replace the CD/DVD/Blu-Ray lines for film and games.
>>77994834Farming certain stuff is easier w it. Nothing else that important. desu last time I played early 2023 it was pretty dead as far as co-op too. I need online to leave epic funnay messages however
>>77994827How come he doesn't do them anymore?
Altho, farming is in chalice dungeons which is probly the most active for summons overall. They are kind of a slog solo. Ps+ is a bit of a rip off now tho
Wish they made a dlc where you can f*g the doll
tried to glitch into the backroom and accidentally shat myself, fucks sake
If only I didnt get tore into the gin like a psycho i couldbe enjoyed a few drinks tonight instead of feeling poisoned all day. Just how it goes sometimes
Almost defecationshire o' clock, is it not
>>77994896>p00heh
VOTE REFORM rNige is unstoppable.
>>77995119I'm in Clacton. I'll be voting reform UK.
watching her talk about all the countries she's been to is kinda grim for me.
>>77994896I mean for movies and stuff.
>>77995119White extinction is unstoppable.
Quite the splendid defecationshire this hath been just nowQuite splendid indeed
Even Poundlass has a passport.
>>77995203fucking size of them knockers
>>77995203mad to think she could set up a tinder account right now and she would get more matches than even the biggest 10/10 gigachad
>>77995133Yeah but those movies on little diskettes, the tapes housed in a sturdy case. Dead cheap.The data would be same as what you get on modern Blu-ray. Plus a lot more, most likely.
>>77995215Must be annoying walking around with them. Can't be good longterm for the back.
>>77995236Love tapes me. Glad we're going back to it. Retrofuturism vibes.
>>77995235So true lad. Even though it would just be sex, it's still better than being alone and unloved.
Immigrants ruined this country. Why should I tolerate them? I don't have any real future to look forward to.
Bloodborne harder when not unga bunga.
Mumford and Sons Sigh No More such a fucking underrated album
We're all big stinky turds being flushed down God's toilet pipe called life and the universe in general
They are roonin this cunt treeIt not right what they're doin
Better mark this lxde desktop package as manually installed. This apt autoremove has fucked the system over in the past by removing critical shit. It's generally safe to remove metapackages. Rather use Debian and stick with Windows and having it upload all my files to OneDrive without my consent.
>>77995458*than stickAlso the next point release of Debian 12 will be out soon. Not a big deal but it does mean my existing installation media will no longer fully update during install. Will have to run some apt update && apt upgrade post install.
>>77994954Sold his boombox didn't he
>>77995561He was using it yesterday
Don't know why women get so excited over clothes and shoes. Really odd that. When was the last time you felt happy from materialism?
>>77995786wouldnt mind cockslapping her
Mumberg has flipped out at me cos I've said I'm not voting Labour. A few weeks ago she was agreeing with me that Starmer is a snake and now she suddenly thinks he's the saviour. No wonder I'm so fucked up when I share genes with this dumb bitch.
Does she look 24 to you? I'd say she does for now but I imagine she will be spending a lot more time in the sun as she builds up her savings. This is why maby women age quite badly by 30...too much time in the sun caring about a tan. You can't rely on sun creams for 100% protection.
>>77995845I bet she's getting her face cock slapped right now. Lucky lad(s).
>>77995896fucking dirty cow getting multiple /dickslaps/
Womfyarse freddingtonshireham ngl
>>77995850I will never vote. It makes no difference for as long as we have FPTP. Let them NPCs vote and think this country will ever improve with high net migration and a lower quality of life for British white men.
>>77995885She's 24? I'm 27 and I look younger than her
>>77995885if you crop that picture a tiny bit at the bottom you could pretend she was topless and have a semi decent wank
I hate walking through the streets I grew up in seeing blacks and muslims everywhere with their huge families. It's grim and I have every right to be racist. They don't belong here. We are full. It was never this bad in the 2000s. They work for peanuts and I'm expected to lower myself to those unliveable wages. I'm expected to slave in a shit warehouse and still live with my parents. Nope. Fuck that. I get on the disability for my own sanity. I don't want to be slaving in a warehouse for the rest of my life. Rather be a useless neet. Slaving doesn't get you pussy anymore so there isn't an incentive.
>>77995919Tried to explain that to her but she doesn't have the brainpower to process it. She totally thinks voting for the other establishment party which is also funded by big business and has corporate lobbyists as parliamentary candidates is going to save the country. Need to get out of this house or die trying. I'm too old for this shit now.
Not a fan of (((summer))), meNo sire
>>77995930You are probably seen differently by others. She only looks older when she's got her hair up.
>>77995950>I hate walking through the streets I grew up in seeing blacks and muslims everywhere with their huge families.Depressing as fuck round my area seeing the hijabis wandering round. They always have about 3 kids in tow every time. Immigration numbers are bad enough but the fuckers here are outbreeding us. I know my town will be like Bradford in 10 years time.>They work for peanutsTheir employment stats are shocking, loads don't work at all. They shag their cousins so are full of birth defects that get them on PIP.
*eastern european accent*I AM A DOLL
>reform surging in popularity>this means even less chance of rejoining single market in near future>stuck in this plantation forever
>>77995950>I hate walking through the streets I grew up in I thought you didn't have any shoes?
Hate when ruthmong turns up and starts spacking up the thread with his hateful whining
>>77996019Where would you go? I'd love to fuck off from this dead country but I don't have any skills to be able to survive on.
>>77996030He just makes things up about the outside world so that he can feel better about being a shutin
>>77995933I would need actual nudity. She is definitely not a lass to show herself off that way. She cannot compete with the staceys.
>>77996043It's not wanting to specifically go somewhere, it's not wanting to see your country raped before your eyes. Literally any other European country would be fine (even the other bad ones) But we're not even allowed to do that anymore
>>77996010Fucking grim mate. The women look so miserable too always baking a sprog throughout their fertile life. Imagine fucking and marrying your cousin. Not right at all.
Look at them immigrants getting aggressive at the British white man filming legally. The hijab female is thick as shit too. They have no respect for the law or our country. Scum.https://youtu.be/kCUv6Gb4XzY
oooh look ruthmong's put his balaclava on
>>77996114I live right on a main road so whenever I go into my kitchen and look out of my front window I am guaranteed to be treated to the sight of some of the fuckers. They always speak in their native tongue to one another and not a word of English. I've lived in this house for 9 years now and it's got so much worse since I've been here.
>4 fucking train delays/cancellations today
WAHEY! Beat the Cleric Beast. Is it normal to go through so much blood vials? Used to being so conservative on Souls.
Film them immigrants. Put them online and shame their disgraceful attitude towards this country. Don't feel intimidated in your own country and don't let the rozzers think they further intimidate you.
>>77996158Wonder why he's in such a foul mood tonight, apart from the obvious. Hope his mum had a go at him again the stupid bastard.
>>77995305*wears table cloth on head w trans flag hi vis**expects 2 be taken seriously as a human*
>>77996150Any other auditors similar to UKMTT? They're all a bit boring in comparison.
>>77996172Yea cause you can buy more anyway
>>77996150Corrupt cop says nobody there that matches the photo. Amazing how a thug immigrant just vanishes from his workplace just like that eh. Meanwhile you say one little word that might be deemed racist and they'd be taking you in. Police forces love pushing up their stats with easy jobs. Never ever admit guilt in interview even if you think you did something wrong. Make them work and most of the time the CPS cannot deem it credible enough to bring to court. Admitting guilt in interview means they can skip ahead and prosecute.
Ruthmong did you catch Emily talking about passport countersignatures?
>>77996211Not really. Few here and there. Silent audits are far better, especially when the police turn up and expect you to speak.
>>77996242Yes some mong kept asking her about that. She didn't understand what one was at first. Guess her mum does it all for her.
>>77996327You could do the same as her, get your mum to do it too, just like Emily.
>>77996211He's been arrested before and prosecuted for racism. That's why he doesn't call people "monkey boy" anymore. Ridiculous you can't compare people to animals.
>>77996335Nah she wouldn't do that for me and I doubt anyone would do it as they don't know me for 2 years. I've given up on ever getting a passport. No wonder I am miserable.
Wonder if Ruth is going to start making ASMR over the summer again now she's back at home and has her proper mic.
you know he'd do absolutely fuck-all if he had a passport anyway
>>77996366Doubt it lad. Why would you want to spend summer indoors? She'll be travelmaxxing.
>>77996370Well yeah now probably too late. Not in my early twenties though. I had money then.
>>77996381True, she's off to Jamaica with Jermaine. Their first holiday together as a couple.
>>77996389Did you have a job in your early twenties?
>>77996358Why not ask her. You think Emily's mums friend who co-signed for Emily knew her? No chance.
never met the woman who countersigned my passport, was my mum's friend
>>77996415No way. She's more for European countries and Asia. She doesn't have a bf called that.
>>77996426I did from 19 to around 21. Warehouse is grim. Left that as got depressed. I didn't want to slave there all my life.
>>77996516You were on a computer for your job you mong.
>>77996448She isn't active really anymore and would say that's something you should do yourself. I never went anywhere in my twenties. So may as well just accept life is supposed to be this way for some.
>>77996541How about asking her first? She would likely want to help as it would give her some hope you want to go out and do things.
>>77996521Yeah that was in a warehouse setting. It was literally just typing numbers in and confirming I've done this shit before pushing it along to the next part of the chain.
>>77996555So a comfy women job, not a backbreaking manual labour job. The type you complain women take.
>>77996553No point. She wouldn't help. She never did then, never will now. I'm too old and too depressed to do anything anymore.
>>77996566Boring, dead end shit though. Never again. Not at this age.
>>77996582>Never againapplies to literally everything for you because nothing will make an asmr girlfriend appear at your mum's doorstep. you'll keep spamming shite on here though I bet.
The realisation of being an adult is you can choose not to work. Why would you work if it makes you more depressed? I'm not working for minimum wage doing deadend work. What's the worse that can happen? Mummy chucks you out? Okay I take the challenge of being on the streets and not having any responsibilities. Why do you think homeless people don't give a shit?
>>77996573Want me to gift you some fresh kicks?
>Ruthmong cope hourGenuinely boring stuff from /britfeel/s most repetitive retard
I am not prepared to be homeless but I certainly am not ever prepared to beg and compete for some shit minimum wage job. I take every day as it comes. I know if I'm homeless I can truly not give a shit.
Fucking hell, almost beat Dr. Gideon first try until the cunt went full werewolf on me at the end. Didn't stand a bloodeh chance. Boss run time mayhaps? Might grind a bit more first. Is armour not a thing you upgrade in this game or what?
Imagine working to deposit 70 per cent of your wage into a lazy, greedy landlords bank account and be grateful you have shelter. Everyone should have some basic shelter. You can get that at least in prison.
Idon't give a shit. I don't want to work a shit job. There are more people than jobs anyway.
>Idon't give a shitthat's why you spam the thread about it every single fucking day. go to bed before you and your mum have another argument you larping little worm.
https://x.com/BGatesIsaPyscho/status/1804953124089790924Poo and pee = No draft for thee
>for theeincredibly cringe when people say stupid shit like this. especially when "no draft for me" works just as well.
See you all later. Off to beddy byes.
>>77996803>newIt's like 9 months old, and they've always had white people in itWhat you should be concerned about is it's in some sort of slav land with white slavs.
>>77996635I get this and can emphasize, but still try to find non deadend work if you can, even if it starts min wage.You don't want to age with no skills, and if you get a cozy career path you can work from home.I spent many years stagnating as a neet and many on dead end construction labor jobs just because they paid decent out the gate, now regretting I didn't discover my current career path, which doesn't pay super well, but can be entirely home based if I had the experience to use as a bargaining chip
Why doesn't ruthmong just kill himself if he is so dissatisfied with everyfing?
"career path" is really just code word for networking which for autistics like ruthmong is a waste of time because you're never going to be given a bullshit job (most jobs now especially with AI) when it can go to a neurotypical instead. Autistics have lower employment rates than down syndrome
>>77997636why are you here to read all his posts if you're going to keep whinging about him? the great questions of life
>>77989898Lifes too short and I mean too short to not enjoy it
>>77996635>>77997574minimum wage only works out if you aren't paying rent or mortgageyou aren't making enough to get anywhere in life if you are
>>77997706Ruthmong, Imma gonna need you to calm the fuck down, okay?
I love Ruthmong, his gimmicks are hilarious imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mnvu1PLlRc
>>77999279i imagine this is the kind of music that paedophiles listen to
>>77999323welcome to the nhk is essential r9k viewing
HHL and i share the same passion
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2x0le06kn7oWestern media loves to talk about Asian countries having primitive views on mental health yet you would never see this kind of thing in any western country
>>77999366No it isn't. Some nonce has a girl knocking on his door? Course you'd like that nonce.
Just woke up did zi not phwoarrBoomeroid spastic's banging doors. Sound keeps bleeding through my muffs.Appointmentberg's got me feeling rough
>>77999501its a middle age woman who knocks on his door, bit strange how your brain invents these nonce fantasies out of nowhere lad
>>77989553I enjoyed those too.
Head on over lads>>77999711>>77999711>>77999711
