Thread shift change edition. Day shift >SSM spam >Sprogs >Sprogless>Wagies>NEETs>Brown sprogs >Child support >Nonce >Personality drama>You're here to read it all little lad
Why do they think saying sprog over and over again is somehow funny?This absolute rubbish has been spammed for about a year now and it has never once been funny.
Getting my plumbing done in again
Nodules enlarged again behind ear. Probably should brush the teeth.
Didn't even see this thread in the catalog because of the filters kek
last few hours before the threads become /brit/2.0
>>78180411Apparently there are a few lads with brown/mix raced kids now so brown sprogs is the hilariousness being spammed.
>Any SSM updates?>SSM did the thing >SSM drank x amount of bokkles last night >SSM catch phrase and SSM image >SSM catch phrase and SSM image >Could do with a SSM update>SSM catch phrase and SSM image >SSM catch phrase and SSM image >Why SSM forget SSA>Sprogs >Child support >Shippy >Personality bait >Sprogs >Child support >Sprogs >Child support >You're a nonce >Sprogs >Child support >Sprogs >Shippy insults about his head and haircut>Hard drive scan >Sprogs >Child support>Child support >Various YT lolcows >Sprogs>Sprogs>Sprogs>Sprogsthis is my prediction for the threads today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYVaey6m0pU&pp=ygUScm90dGluZyBjaHJpc3QgNjY2
Really have a crush on this Polish asmr lass.
>>78180523Will be you here to read it all?
NOT DRINKING CANCELLEDNOT DRINKING CANCELLEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP66G7uLXfM&ab_channel=seasideMARKBeers on Thursday so get in there. It great being sober.
>>78180580She's got a nice smile. I hope she doesn't get any more tattoos though.
34 isnt too late to turn your life around imo
>>78180591Phwoarr you can tell she comes from a rich family
>>78180593It is if you don't have any friends and no career progression.
Job interview in an hour lads. Shouldn't really be nervous for it, but I am.
>>78180624Normal to feel nervous de lad. Good luck with it.
>>78180585just moved house lad so I'll be dipping in an out
Only got 2 cig left from yday. Thats not enough.Ill just quit again.
>>78180411>Why do they think saying sprog over and over again is somehow funny?you have to regress your mentality to that of an 8 year old then you'll get it
>>78180611Reckon even then its possible desu
>>78180609She has asked for money before so maybe not. Then again when you spend money on an expensive cat breed, I guess she could be lying.
>>78180673Cute wee ragdoll
>>78180671Problem is I don't know what to do. I don't like the idea of doing some deadend job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsDI3zVUsQI&pp=ygUibHVjaWZlciBvdmVyIGxvbmRvbiByb3R0aW5nIGNocmlzdA%3D%3D
>>78180693give them a call https://nationalcareers.service.gov.uk/
>>78180687Cute but those are expensive breeds and have higher chance of health issues. I don't think she let's it outdoors, which will take the lifespan off a cat considerably. People in this country just let their cats roam free outside.
>>78180710I'd need to develop my telephone manner and would have to use the landline (no mobile). I think they won't believe it when I say I haven't worked since 2011 and didn't get bennies.
>Doesn't have a passport because no one will countersign it >TFW no gf>Women only want Chad >Missed out on teen love >Can't go back >Why should I work if I don't get a gf out of it >No one will give me a job now anyway I've been neet so long >No I will not work a minimum wage job >No that job you suggested is a deadend job >Can't afford to move out on minimum wage >tfw no gf
29th for zimladBest shagger itt
They're not even his catchphrases. Every single one of them is something he said one time offhand and the spastics who worship him howled and screamed and just started spamming it to the point where even he, with his alcohol riddled brain, picked up on it and started copying them.
>QRD on zimlad An anon with a brown sprog >brown sprog kek.png >sprog>sprog>sprog>zimlad is a cuck >sprog>sprog>sprog>brown sprog ultrakek.png >he has a sprog gigachad.png >sprog>sprog>sprog>sprog>child support >sprog>child support
>>78180734so develop your telephone manners and use the landline, it literallys says on their website that they will help you "at all stages in your career"
Getting anything from prime day lads? Might have a look through the deals under 15 quid section for a cheeky bit of retail therapy.
>>78180756dont need anything so wont buy anything
In fairness I reckon if a qt black girl wanted to date me I'd go for it. Don't know about sprogs though because I'm generally anti-sprog, but I would like a gf and black girls can be cute sometimes like Iris.
>>78180736Missed out on twenties love too.
>>78180756I don't fall for marketing gimmicks, nor do I pay a subscription to get my deals. To think there are some sad normies checking their phone every hour to see if there's a "deal" when the product will be cheaper throughout the year.
>>78180766I bet she's taken at least 6 feet worth of cock in her twenties.
Y say youll be here between 8 nd 9 if you actually wont. I thought I would be asleep again by now hence why i felt ok staying up late only sleeping few hours. Now I'm fudged. What if id taken the day off work. Normies go fucking mental if im 5 seconds late for anything then pull stuff like this.
>>78180736Literally everything after the first line is reasonable/accurate. Normies fuck off.
Is cross a tranny?
>>78180804if you spam about him being a tranny enough it becomes a gimmick then turns into lore
Grown man who literally refuses to use earphones unless they're airpods
Grown woman who 'gets the ick' if a guy drinks instant coffee
Ruthmong is on the phone with National Careers Service at the moment.
>>78180624Should have had a shit before this thing. ffs too late now innit
>>78180788She's going to settle down now and have her sprogs. The eggs are running out for Lauren.
Any of you lads also watch Dbdr on youtube?
He eating healthy. He eating organic. He eating 4x more salad he cut the alcohol right down. It fresh new turn and a brand new start for SeasideMARK.
>>78180836I've been to a million if these things and I still get nervous. I think it's just the inherent structure of the situation - you're literally going to be judged by strangers. If there's anything that might universally cause anxiety that would probably come pretty close. I tend to sweat quite a lot though which makes my anxiety worse.
>>78180831No I am not. Too tired and goong to sleep soon. Been up all night.
UK Ba'ath Party
>>78180846always an excuse. you could have already called them and made the first step towards improving your life
Job interview is such a humiliation ritual desu making u do a wee dance like a performing monkey nd these days literallt a dance sometimes why do I have to answer invasive personal questions from ppl that wouldn't piss on me if i was on fire. Stick your job up your arse how about that one. Thx
>>78180777To be fair I got two box sets I've had on my list for a year significantly cheaper than normal price. I know that because I check the prices every now and then. However, Amazon fool a lot of people who don't check their wishlist by lying about the "normal" price.
He's obsessed with Ruthmong improving his life. Sad little man
Fold my cv into an aeroplane and ram it up your arse hole. How you feel about that.
>>78180875>>78180890Absolutely too right big lad.
>>78180875doubt you have many job interviews
Smatterings of bait and drama soon to develop into a spam, insult and drama kind of day
>>78180873I have anxiety and agoraphobia too. I don't think they're qualified to deal with that. I don't think there's as many jobs out there as you believe. I'll be competing against immigrants for these unskilled jobs.
Close to 99% of jobs do not require any sort of specialist skills or knowledge whatsoever and anyone with an IQ above room temperature can be trained to do them. For the remaining 1% it's incredibly technical and an aptitude test can show if you're good for the job.For the vast majority of people interviews aren't about showing you can do a job (as above nearly anyone can do nearly any random fucking job), but rather that you are able to put up with an hour of inane, meaningless, mind numbing, soul crushing HR corporate bullshit without going ballistic or falling asleep.
>>78180934I'm having a day off britfeel. 12 hours at least. Will check back in at 10pm
Go on...do the wagie dance for our new corporate training video.
Gotten back again me have i notGoddamn boomers out and about again too, along with [redacted]Boggles the mind don't it
Dreamt about my ex again lads. Le sigh
>>78180963Did she do anal lad? Sad to let someone like that go
>>78180830Anything a non-Chad does is ""icky"" for these roastiesPay them no mind
What's interesting is how feminists were losing their shit over zion don's "grab 'em by the pussy" remark, but when the hawk tuah girl talks about how she's grabbing cocks and spitting on them they go "Yassss you go slay those cocks gurlboss kveen"It's all just about matriarchal sexual dominance over men and taking said sexual dominance away from men, silly little vaginal power games
Might book a daytrip to Isle of Man. Anyone been?
>>78180965Nah she didn't, but I'm not too fussed about all that really
>silly little vaginal power games
He had another nightmare about getting a job application accepted. It not right.
>alizeesmug.png sothing something sprogs/child support >Shippy is sprogless >Shippy is a sprogless wagie >Shippys head.jpg >Head like a bean >Size of that head>Shippy is a nonce >Whats the name of that haircut?>The fat Shippy balding nonce cut >Paedo cut
Need to check up on the other thing real quick me
>>78180975It's nice, maybe a weekend trip might be better though, with travel times a day trip will only give you a few hours to enjoy it.
They say money makes the world go round, but it's really pussy when you think about itMen only want/need to procure monetary resources so as to get access to pussy
I'm convinced MrBeast is a serial killer. You can see it in his eyes.
When a roastie goes out into public dressed like a scantily-clad whore wearing yoga pants, revealing tops and the like they're trying to dominate men sexually. Muslims understand this and hence proclaim it to be haram.
Grim sex LARP post soon?
Not a fan of women's rights me
Imagine if men went out in insanely thight pants that exposed the outline of their balls and cocks right out in the open and then claimed that they're "wearing it because it's comfortable"Women's bullshit is so easy to call out lol
outer/r9k incel drivel
But men and women are not the same, so why should we be held to the EXACT same standards when it comes to asymmetrical situations? Yeah, a woman can go out wearing tight shorts and a tank top, no a man cannot. Why? Because men like seeing women wear those sorts of outfits, whereas women do not like seeing men wearing them.
Plumber wagie thinks I'm a WFH wagie now. I mean I couldnt just say no im unemployed. Its not a lie if I just agree with a question. Hope he dont ask details.
>>78180993Yea fair. I'll probably go by car and take the ferry. Bit pricey it feels like there's no point going without a car and just being stuck in Douglas.
I dress pretty fine, a little sort of retro inspired but I feel like everyone's staring at me all the time judging me
someone pwease argue with me i need stimulation while i sit here all day
He dont need my life story nd I think trade wagies not sympathetic 2 hidden disability. V anxious about being murdered now if he finds out
Imagine the scenes if Smirnoffbro did one day make a comeback.
Drama commotion and annoyance to get me through another day
>>78181050Post something in favour of women and you'll have at least one mong piling onto it. Could be entertaining.
>>78180840Watched him for a while but found his schtick got boring after a while (plus he clearly exaggerates his stories). Thinking Ape is the only blackpill YouTuber I really enjoy.
18 medals to go until im done with this covenant rubbish>>78181036my lazst plumber was based. he told my mum not to take the vaccine because his wife worked the NHS in some sort of pregnancy department and seen some fucked up placentas in women who took the vax>>78181022native men too busy taking drugs they got off some muhammad or ervin to look good enough to wear yoga pants>>78181056reckon he's dead or just cleaned himself up? ow many cans of special k was he on anyways?
I keep it simple. Good quality basics really are the way to go. Uniqlo linen blend shorts and Colourful Standard classic tees. Got a range of colours of each, never done me wrong, good quality, good fit, good lifespan.
Lunchburgh soon i reckonOh yes
He would've worked all his life if he never had TMAU.
>>78181056he posts on /diy/ now
Post about bussy and shagging trannys soon?
>>78181079proof of this? big if true
>>78181080I can post something like this for you if you'd like. Any particular focus or content in the post you want?
Alri lads this might be hard to fathom for some of you but I am in a happy relationship with a woman and I'll answer any questions you might have for the next 33 minutes.
>>78181090We're just waiting for it lad, like waiting for a bus.
>>78181100Okay, will get on it now then.
Once gave in to my urges and paid for a tranny escort lads. Brazilian, big arse and big fake tits. Didn't speak much English but sounded sexy as fuck when pounding her. Might give it another go cooorrrr thinking about it's got me all riled up it has.
>>78181080Just for you de lid x
Tough crowd today hopefully the thread can be swayed back to normal soon
>>78181118How big was his cock?
>>78181132Listed as 9.5 on the site but they always exaggerate in their descriptions. I reckon it was just over 7, but personally I'm into doing them, not getting done by them so it was just flopping around the whole time not getting any action.
Could do with a SSM update post soon?
grown man posting grim larps about imaginary brazilian tranny cocks
What i hate most about being employed is being forced to eat lunch with my colleagues, cba to make small talk with these mongoloids
>>78181144got you covered my leeeedhe taking his bran new camera into cexphotography just not for him, maybe for you, but not for himcheersxhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyRF2AL23Bo
Hope seasideMARK goes live today post soon?
I honestly deserve a few ciggies after a stressful morning but im healthy living today but I have a wee nap now. Have a nice day
He sleeps in his jumper? Seriously what is wrong with this man?
>>781811564x lush
Could do with a Simside update post soon?
Ruthmong how often do you change/wash your bed sheets?
Work has announced that the canteen will no longer be serving fish and chips on Fridays.This is it. Enough. Being a wagie is hard enough as it is, but this was like the one little treat I could look forward to. FUCK THESE PEOPLE. Why do they do everything they fucking can to make lives increasingly miserable in every way they can?! Fuck sake.
>>78181174Some Mohammedan put in a complaint I bet.
So much for birdwatching.
>>78181174Sorry to hear that lad. I have to say, while I fucking hate my job, the one nice thing is we get a daily food allowance of 25 quid. Always getting a nice burger king or sushi from M&S.
Hard work getting fun posting going today but I'll keep at it all day
>>78181180Basically every new hire for the past 18 months has been a BAME. Wouldn't be surprised desu, they're genuinely so fucking entitled and abrasive.
I have my food flown in fresh from France and Italy and work pay for it, that's how good my job is, that's how valued I am. You seething?
>he has his food flown inLMAO poorcopes are hilarious. Look mate, if you don't have your chefs flown in you're just a fucking peasant.
Phwoar would love to use a Lalafell as a fleshlight.
I've had my lead pipes replaced with gold, well health is important isn't it, got to look after yourself.
>Hi there, I'm Viswanpoothan Shitteranagram, the new hire, pleasing to meet you sar!
If my mum gets sick I have specialists from California flown in by airship. Money doesn't matter when it's your mum.
Only the best for Swanage robin de lads.
I'll never forget the first pairs of IRL tits I saw. In Majorca family holiday when I was 13. On the beach, these two fit blonde lasses were walking about with their tits out. Almost spaffed in my pants that day.
Whenever I have a sniffle or a touch of the nerves I have the finest doctors from the Congo flown in by a refurbished Concorde. Not taking any chances.
Seagull de Iads
>>78180624Smashed it
Not bragging but I'm the most wealthiest poster here, the best connected and I'm only moving upwards. You fuming now little lads?
>>78181240Wahey! Get in lad. Did they offer it to you right there or did you just give it a real good one and you've got a good feeling about it?
Me? I have the finest slaves brought forward in time through a time machine from a plantation in America. Ngum'bo has been quite the little worker bee.
I'm so high profile I don't need interviews as I'm constantly head hunted. You riled up now?
Am I recurding? Course am recurding. Am I on your telly? Course am on your telly. Didn't drink on Sunday. Didn't drink on Monday. Did drink on Tuesday. So get in there.
SEASIDE UPDATE, part 2!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj91vFEj2lQ
Currently waiting to hear back from a job interview. If I get it then I'll technically be working two wfh jobs at the same time. Double the salary and since the work is a fucking doss I can probably keep both going at the same time for a while. Not illegal to work two jobs at once.
>>78181246nah they got 5 more people to interview. I should know by the end of the month.I just banged on every question they gave me though.
Lush 4xK uploafs this morninghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj91vFEj2lQ
He put a couple of rest days in.
You'll always find him on YouTube
What an experience and it lush.
>>78181246They're interviewing 15 bames after me but I have a good feeling about it, >>78181268 is pretending to be me btw
>Funcle >Wagies >Shippy When are these posts coming?
F-fresh start tomorrow. *takes a breath* I said a fresh start tomorrow. No more drink. Am off it. I said I'm o-o-off it. Tomorrow. Fresh s-start. *smiles at camera for 10 seconds* *breathes heavily* I said I'm 'avin a fresh start. Fresh start tomorrow.
He can fill a room up in ten minutes.
CAMERA BEEN CANCELLEDCANON BEEN CANCELLED
pretending to be another poster, it's a classic, it's all fun posting init lads, stop fuming
Corr 4K uploafs
medal update medal update15 to go nowso get in>>78181261>>78181269get in de ladsonly 3 beers last night and he keeping his camera?fresh start coming on strong>>78181174get on that pip de ladno bames in your house is there and you can eat fish and chips morning noon and night
Let me tell ya. I need to tell ya. I'm going to tell ya. So we doing quite alright there me lits.
His arse is clean, you can eat your dinner off it
SSM camera lens unboxing soon de lads!
Ngl I didn't even have a job interview this morning just felt like telling a story for the buzz. Sorry lads.
Starting to get into my groove now lads
>>78181281You obviously don't like them so why are you trying to bait them out and stir the conversation in their direction?Like if I go to a forum and a thread is interesting and going well I don't chime in and say BUT WHERE ARE ALL THE SHITPOSTS??!! WHEN CAN I EXPECT THE REALLY BAD POSTS TO HAPPEN??!! IM WAITING HERE GUYS!Mong.
SSM is phoning up Canon is he not
>>78181297Laughing at this post because it's so stupid yet clever. Fucking hell you lads have broke me brain.
>>78181308you are replying to the author of those boring gimmicks lad
>>78181297we're going to be getting that in 4k now4k lusher
>>78181306Can tell you use Linux if you catch my drift
>>78181313>you are replying to the author of those boring gimmicks ladI've done him, he's fuming, seething, malding and riled up now I've won
>>78181317What about rattled? Is he rattled as well?
>>78181317>I've done him, he's fuming, seething, malding and riled up now I've wonIndeed my leed
>>78181315Because only nonces use Linux?
>no argument, posts drivel
Some people are turbo normies born with wants and needs. They want relationships, a house, a career. All that shit.Me? I was born with a dosser mindset. I just want to rot in my council flat watching me DVDs, walking me dog and shitposting on 4chan.
brown sprog Iol
Trip on footnonce
Rational egoism is the only reasonable philosophy. Aristotle, Stirner and Rand are unironically correct.
The day will drag on if I don't get my fun posting day as normal
>>78181336No lad has ever posted that they have a brown sprog, literally where the fuck are you making this shit up from?
I took a massive compacted shit once after a week of eating too much red meat. Does that count as a brown sprog?
nerve has been touched oh aye
Symbol on zimrat
Morning lads here's to a good day x
Looks like filter evasion to me lads
>No one has a brown sprogZimlad has a brown sprog and another anon >Proof?Nonce why do you want to see pictures of kids?Hard drive scan needed for this wrongun
Do the Swanny is infertile routine. We all bored.
another day another slum landlord on Homes Under the Hammer
>>78181351lol ye be a newfag me thinks
>>78181351zimlad has https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77113762/#77119414
Iooks like he announced a report de lads
we should say de lads/de lass to have respect for are Arby
>>78181351Zimlad has posted his kid a few times mate. Also very likely that another personality has a brown sprog.
>>78181372It's not even 'his' sprog, that's the tragic part
Zimlad was an invention.
Sprogs, brown sprogs fun fun fun fun posting
Arby's bussy
Where is his camera lens
that black samurai? made up by a jewish fellawhat are they like eh? little trickstershttps://youtu.be/bNaPr1JROiU?si=Numhj3e0ioe6wFN2&t=2820
>>78181388fuck off lad we won't tolerate that around these parts, we're inclusive and frenly
>>78181390royal mail skanked it. not right
>>78181385By whom? For what purpose?
>>78181394what are you on about my lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn1Vl7XhWF8
>>78181383Is this confirmed or just the regular gimmicky fake lore posting like how Shitty has a kid in Phnom Penh?
>>78181391is that the black samurai that they're putting in the new assassin's creed? japan hates blackies now i can't imagine they'd let one be a samurai back then
Is Zimlad now the newest dramadolly?
>>78181403less of the sexism and attacking other frensyou've been warned bucko
>>78181406He told me on discord. The 'beautiful Zimbabwean wife' was just a coverup.
>>78181415so it seems de lid need something to talk about don't we
might get some cans inand why not eh?>>78181394cheers x>>78181405fucking hell he's up early is he not? drinking too...>>78181408its him yeah and he was made up by a Jewish man called thomas lockley. Japs got rightfully ticked off and did some digging
Heard it on discord. Classic.
>>78181405>making videos from his mums house on his mums mobile phoneGrim
here comes the cope lol
https://www.glasgowlive.co.uk/news/glasgow-news/young-glasgow-predator-jailed-five-29550425
>>78181415Yes and no. There's very little drama around him other than him revealing that he's also vocaroolad. Like always the mongs have clawed onto their apophenic schizoid thoughts and now see him everywhere and responsible for everything. Happened with Smirnoff, happened with Shippy, happened with HHL, happened with cross lad and arby for a little bit, now it's happening to zimlad. The britfeel circle of life continues.
>someone fuming >looks like a nerve has been touched >oh he's riled up now >absoluty seething he is
>>78181439Don't forget:>it's all on the discord lad
>>78181439Boring, ain't it? I don't know why anyone even visits shitfeel anymore>y-you're here to read it all!!Yeah
RiffRatz posts here.
>You're fuming ladI'm not I'm just saying you're wrong>You're seething little lad How am I seething?>Stop replying if you're not riled up then little lad. Close the tab, you won't
Kings drivel is about to start de ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHcpM-r3cgg
>>78181447>Boring, ain't it?Not for me I like it.
>>78181454>Close the tab, you won'tExcept this literally wins the argument. It's the perfect response since there's no way to counter it. Doesn't matter if you're actually correct or incorrect, you throw this little bad boy out there and you win. It's like basedjak posting. Uncounterable.
>>78181461>Not for me I like it.Why?
>>78181460He said he wanted to be a tampon.
Fun posting for the fume oh aye oh yes all day funs
THAT video post soon?
King has just said that having a Royal Family is lush and i mean lush
>>78181476hearing word that he watches THAT video on a daily basis.
He would have been a Canon engineer if it wasn't for TMAU
That camera down CEX monday morning.
why doesnt mark get a job in cex?
>>78181496ironically he's not stinky enough to work there
>>78181496he'd keep putting notes into the tills
>>78181496why would they pick him over a teen goth girl
>>78181496SSM doesn't want a job de lad. Working for a living may be for you but it not for him.
>Why doesn't Mark work at CEX?>Why doesn't Mark work at a sewer plant?>Why doesn't Mark work at a fish market? The answer to these and more in the next thread *dramatic music plays*
He could clean toilets at the fishmonger, then alternating days are accounted for.
come on ladiescome on ladiesone pound fish
Wouldn't it be mad if he didn't want a job and all these suggestions of where he could work are pointless
>The King says the Labour government will "haul dossers, layabouts and the workshy in front of the Cabinet" if they don't get a job within 3 weeks.
he work for google though
>>78181551The cabinet is hippo faced African women
I have a different car for everyday of the week and I don't even drive. You fuming poorfags?
>>78181551MP is the ultimate dosser job
He just doesn't want to work, there's no great mystery.
It's just not for him.
>>78181584Neither do I desu lad. Cba. It might be for you but it not for me.
>>78181584But he tried so hard to get a jobhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BTFeTTn0hHE
>He just doesn't want to work, there's no great mystery.No he has hidden disability >No one can smell fish or shit Some can some can't
Have you seen the state of most of those Apu-Owned eateries that have popped up all over Feel Street? Every other shop is either an Apustajan Barbers or a Frenly Fry-Up chicken or burger stand. It just feels like us people have been left out. SPACCA is even subsidising rents for local frogs at the expense of the people population. I don't much like these frogs de lads.
>it smells like FISH on this train!
He sabotaged his interview.
seasideMARK fun posting oh yes oh aye
>>78181610She said 'fish and chips'
One day I stink of fish. One day I stink of shit.So get in there
Did she say 'fish and chips' or 'fish'.The debate rages on
Why is everyone so obsessed with therapy in the 2020s? Like it's the hot new thing that everyone should do
Do you think he got a big whiff?
Leggless Jester
>>78181652As much as my life might be one failure after another, I am confident in saying that the fact that I have never been to "therapy" is one of the greatest successes I've ever known.
The jews give me the ick
Remember when SSM pleasured himself live on camera
>>78181664>Remember when SSM pleasured himself live on cameraDid he? I need to see that
Yep that's right, snort your gross, phlegmed up matted-hair nostrils right into the microphone. Excellent. Wonderful, you can almost feel the snot dripping down your ears after that one.So glad podcasts are produced professionally with careful attention to editing.
Hope we get back to HC & Baldew era fun posting
Back from having them free wacon wutties at the community centre. Was pretty womfy. Having a little R&R now.
>1 in 7 men have no friendsDo you have any friends, lads?https://youtu.be/fIdcn7o06ns
anyone working on a new personality we can have fun with?
>>78181688Bacon buppys on for FREE and it's lush
Bacon bacon mutty times
Need a DVDlad haul update
It's over 9000 time more funny with a SSM image so get in der de laaaaaaaaaads
Why did Simside lad stop updating us? He is my favourite personality
Need a coffee shop lad update
>>78181702I will soon be posting about how I have a Jewish wife and a half Jewish daughter.
>he's fuming now >that one set him off >status: riled up >he did NOT like that one
Blu-ray players are so expensive
Need a blu-ray player that can upscale SD content to 4K
>>78181728thanks for the heads up lad i shall prepare insults to rile you up and kek about
>>78181736The PS3 can play DVDs
>Hearing rumours on discord that HHL has upscaled THAT video to 4k
>>78181741Can it upscale on-the-fly though? That's one of my requirements.
>>78181720I had to install other games and Sims 3 was taking up alot of my memory. Unbelievably; I have friends to play with on Vermintide. I've only got about 300gb of space :(SeasideSIM will return after summer.
His parcel didn't arrive
Anyone else here "working" from home?
>be me>live in London all my life>good job here, family here>25 years old>all other cities almost as expensiveWhat the fuck am I and millions of others suppose to do lads? Honestly
12:30 and no wagie v NEET din dins posts?
>>78181764There really isn't any good answer. You just have to try and overtake inflation with pay rises. It's totally fucked on every level.
Camwhoring for drama and attention is it king?
>>78181747No problem SeasideSIM lad. Dark nights will be here again soon enough
>>78181766NEET here. Got a meal I bought in February that was reduced and has been in my freezer since then. It like Christmas come early and it's lush. Got a a nice buttered crusty roll to soak up the juices and it's lush.
I'm malt fucking liquor you cunts.
>>78181763Two days wanking from home, three days in the office (still wanking but only in the toilets). Want to go fully remote.
>>78181781Aye he'll be back! Once the dark nights set in imma get back on the SeasideSIM. Thank you for supporting da gimmick. <3
LSFPL should drink cider all day every day. It keeps you slim
>>78181784That's pretty fucking vile lad. Why do you disrespect your own body like this?
>>78181773I forgot to mention the point of the post, apologies. Still live in the family gaff and by expensive I mean rent prices. Fucking joke.
>>78181784>something something grim>something something lush
>>78181795Because it was bought to the tune of about 40 pence. It is lush.
>>78181803Can't complain at that price.
It war davie boy 333
>>78181806Aye exactly. Got to keep an eye out for bargains. Recently I bought 10x packets of Balti sauce for about 1.80 from Aldi because one packet had burst and made the rest greasy on the outside. A NEET can eat like a KING through careful knowledge and wisdom relating to the times that discounter supermarkets discount their own discounted crap.
BIu-ray pIayer
I see posts everywhere about girls tripsitting dudes who learn empathy on psychedelics and the posts mock them for needing psychedelics to learn that other people have emotions.
>>78181800Yeah no there really is no good answer. Mass immigration and paralytic housing regulations have both massively increased demand and throttled supply. The average person simply can't afford rents without living with two or three other people and houses are something like 20x the average salary. You're fucked. I wish it weren't the case but you are. Try to find some way to get a decent job outside of London, or look abroad.
DVD pIayer
Can't even get a twix for 40p
>eating 40 pence expired ready meals wrapped in plastic>living like a king
You never see an old man eating a twix. Bit weird innit?
wiping his arse with antibacterial bathroom cleaning wipes
Enjoy your 7 quid Subway meal 'deal' king
>>78181845I'm pulling deluxe ready meals, meats and cheeses for 10% of their total price.It lush.
Meal deal
Meat deal
>this expired ready meals wrapped in plastic would normally be 4 quid>that's how you know it's good quality even though it's on sale for 40 pence
Ready meal
Only the finest meats for our lad seaside creampie king seasideMARK
>>78181883B Curtis all the way
>>78181883All paid for by generous wagies lol
britfeel is my job Fun posting is my salary Not being as bored lonely and depressed is my reward
>>78181889>All paid for by generous wagies lolwagies fuming riled up and seething?
Grimlad
black sprog
I just can't be happy unless I know someone is upset, seething, fuming or riled up. Am I autistic lads?
Legitimately might be travelling to Afghanistan some time later in the year for work lol. It's alright, of course it's not a great country but I've heard it's really not as bad as it's made out to be and not as utterly destitute and dangerous as somewhere like Somalia.
>>78181946Somalis are a special kind of evil. Cromagnons
amazon prime day is doing a big deal on a wide selection of clogs lads
>>78181763Ebin is that you
>>78181983He fucking wishes
The Miami Vice movie is actually really fucking good.
>>78181946Yea it's not that bad. Just don't look anyone in the eyes, don't let the wrong person see your white skin colour, don't eat or drink anything local or you'll die of the shits. It's lovely really, especially in the 50 degree summers or every other month when there's a devastating earthquake or rebellion.
>haha, oh please, retarded tripmong A fucking WISHES he was retarded tripmong B (my personal favourite retarded tripmong)
>>78181763Cola is that you
>So, go on... read it!
>>78181763Smirnoff is that you
>>78182059>Cola is that youHe fucking wishes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UViHYj5Kauk
>>78182059>>78182062It's titlad. He did a big reveal the other day.
Fun posting and creating lore get in
>>78182083>Sam sam sandwiches
seasideMARK stutters? is this new? LOL
>>78182088It's RiffRatz
>>78182088Always thought titlad would have a big set of knockers on him. He needs to pick a better name desu.
>>78182144>is this new?Kinda. He never used to stutter.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OqHM7D2HS8
Quite curious to how big Arb's cock is. Are you planning on getting rid of it eventually? What I don't understand is why do so many trans women keep their cock? Is it a sexual thing? Just curious. I heard Estrogen shrinks your cock too.
>>78182167There's a reason she doesn't fuck her bf and is confined to being a bottom. She has one of those tiny mushroom cocks
>What happened to [personality]...>You're that other anon that was/had/didn't have/said the thing>Questions your appearance/build/height/sexuality/emotional state/income/living conditions/relationship status>Is it acceptable for X to Y?>X poster is Y poster
>>78182167It's because it's fundamentally just a fetish for them and of course the cock is how guys transform fetish to sexual gratification - through wanking. Some people get really caught up and believe their own bullshit and do go through with the surgery, but they almost universally regret it.
>>78182167>ArbWhich personality is that?
Brave of Mark to think he can stop drinking after three jars. He must know he has a drinking problem if he's meticulously planning his drinking days.
>>78182191The Scottish alcoholic tranny lass Arbroathy
Royal Mail YET AGAIN unable to track my parcel despite giving me a tracking number. What is the fucking point?!
Not drinking Monday, not drinking tuesday
>>78182197They've gone to shit recently. Don't know if it was the election postal voting that messed things up but I use them to send eBay parcels and 2 of them (2nd class) took over 10 days to arrive at the destination. Irate customers obviously. Thanks for nothing RM.
>>78182197ssm is waiting for a parcel too
Might spaff, meNothing much else to do right now
>>78182197they've gone downhill ever since they started hiring apus
>>78182197someone probably just hasn't scanned it in the sorting warehousepretty chaotic in these places and the proper procedure is not always followedplease understand
Based Labour banning section 21 notices. Landlords can get fucked.
PHOTOT-T-T-T-T-TOFFEEE TOFFEEEEEHOWLIN DE LIDS
>>78182233Let me guess - lots of foreign workers "doing the jobs that brits simply won't"?
>>78182197tracking numbers with RM havent worked for over a year in my area now yet retailers still charge extra for trackingjust another sign of a collapse
>>78182197This is Britain in 2024 lad. The veneer of functionality is there, the rhetoric and the expectations are still there, yet somehow everything just sort of doesn't work...
>>78182241when I worked there, there were some foreign workers but not the majoritymight depend where you live though
Not a fan of RiffRatz talking in his videos, the accent is weird and grating.
>>78182251Lad is obviously an AI voice
>>78182255So he doesn't have an American accent? Well this is a revelation
bringing Britfeel back to it's roots by telling the lads that i've just had a wank
>be me>make funny post about topical content>zero responses>one non-(you) reply making fun of my post by altering it slightly>be random twat>blogpost to complain about some parcel I ordered not being tracked>six actual (you)s and counting all engaging to various degreesI'm done with this fucking shit hole of a thread. I'm serious who stays around here with this level of posting? See you never again lads, I would say it's been fun but it hasn't.
>>78182255Not that obvious mate I just thought he was using a voice disguise or something.
>>78182267you've let the (you)s consume you and you've forgotten what posting is all about
>>78182267Did your funny post include personalities, ssm, sprogs, sprogless, wagie/neets, child support? No, well it wasn't funny lad
>>78182267Why you seething, lad? Your post wasn't that funny if nobody responded.
>>78182267Which post was it?
The little attention-seeking mong has 4 (you)'s now, that should cheer him up
>be me>try desperately to get a gf>zero responses>resort to having lots of really gay sex with a bunch of other men>be random Chad>blogpost to complain about just how much pussy is being thrown at him>even more women want to have sex with him as a result of his excellent postsI'm done with this fucking shit hole of a thread. I'm serious who stays around here with this level of posting? See you never again lads, I would say it's been fun but it hasn't.
>>78182330And there it is. Absolutely classic one lad.
Solar panels are kinda stupid, but if you have to have them why not put them over carparks instead of fields where you could grow food instead or just enjoy a nice looking bit of scenery? Cars get shade, you get a bit of electricity.
inform the apus that britfeel has died
another day of video games and snacks
This is like during lockdown when the streets were empty and you could just wander around town alone. Comfy in a way.
an hour and a half of seaside lushget stuck inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3DR06hg6iAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NDWWm4UdAk
More i think about these lalafells more i like em
I cheated on my gf last night lads. Big mistake.
>Mummy the laddingtons aren't giving me any (You)s today
>>78182449Lush tour of the seaside flat
>>78182449CORR fucking get in lets gooo
>>78182449It lush I mean lush
>>78182449Woman on the phone sounds like Consuela from family guy
corrfinkin bout wapusphwoardo I not?
>>78182467My flat is nicer.
>Calls someone on the phone about his camera, this kills off some of the time of day for him. He stutters. >He's not selling the camera guys.>He's bought a lense>He's swapped his samsung for a camera and lense >Wears the camera around his neck>Its lush Saved you an hour and a half
VERY taxing appointmentshire tomorrowNo way around it thoughevermore
fucking get in therrrr, now i can fuck off and tidy the house. garn listen to are Mark on me phone toocheevos coming on strongand its lush
lush?or LUSH
Sinn Fein is a legitimate political party.
Just tell him how old the camera is FFS
seasideAUDITS from his bedroom window
>I'm on about buying a D90Why does he want ANOTHER DSLR?
Sell me arse and shit through me ribs
What does he actually take pictures of?How long until it ends up in CeX?
>>78182517Anyone could nick that speaker out of his window.
Anyone here do martial arts? I'm a green belt right now. Just moved up from brown belt. Next step is grey belt.
>>78182527>What does he actually take pictures of?seagull de lad
>>78182529No but I've always wanted to get into martial arts. You seem knowledgeable, how do I go about getting gud at it so I can also get a grey belt?
>>78182529*smashes ur head w a brick* what's your judo move for that wee man
https://youtu.be/A3DR06hg6iA?t=628
>>78182527he took a photo of a car coming down the road
>>78182541He has a better computer than me fucking hell
>>78182535The Karate Kid was obviously fictional, but it did have some truth to it. Before you can even properly get started, you need to master the basic moves by doing them thousands of times per day for several years. I started by standing up on a chair and getting down 1000 times a day during lockdown. By 2022 I was ready to start training properly.
cex monday morning
He photographer now. Better than being bored, lonely and depressed is it not
>Happy with it >Not for sale >Rather sell me arse and shit through me ribsJust saved you an hour
He doesnt know how to focus his lense lol
Martial arts are gay. Wanna be a good fighter? Here's what you do/learn in order of importance:1) Be swole as fuck2) Boxing3) Kickboxing That's it.
Nothing will ever top this weltdown.
Gonna start my own YouTube channel. What should I call it?
Soiled underwear as a profile pic
just chugged half a litre of "expired" instant custard. feelin really in touch with my english heritage now.
>>78182633EbinIsANonce
>>78182633Call it "Underage Pornography Videos"
>>78182615SSM is up to 2.26K subscribers now. It so lush
He not selling the camera.
>>78182633ShippoTheGIitto
>>78182633/britfeel/ News
>>78182647SSM should get to 3K by the end of the year.
>>78182655Is a "glitto" a paedophile?
>>78182663Reference to are Gaz I think
>>78182663No a "glitto" is a guy who has a head shaped like a bean.
SSM is summer ready. He got his GoPro and his zoom camera.
Shippy shagged Moni up the Gary
He only own it when he living. When he dead someone else fucking owns it. That's everything you got in your life
We need an updated gadget haul picture
Had a bit of a setback just now so it's currently only 3x more lush here
I think it's time we put this thread to rest and began afresh, like SSM starting anew with his healthy lifestyle
Hope SSM goes Iive later
Where de shopper bear de lads?
>>78182723Fresh start soon. I'm ready.
>>78182691When Craig sees this he gets absolutely raging.
>>78182691Cannot stand this fat retarded fuck buying all this shit with my taxes. He should off himself.
freshly backed fred kings>>78182743>>78182743
Forgot i have 20 other marlboro golds but am off them today nd they're about 4 years old pronly taste weird i bought them after a big sulk nd irl meltdown over **** mistreating me where i was on a downward spiral rhe morning after i was very loudly crying nd smashing my head on the carpet throwing lamps at the wall etc etc hoping she would hear it in the other room and just be nice 2 me. Didn't work at all nd thats when i realised it was over. Usually took much less than that effort to get my own way. Very embarrassing now to remember this.
