Trump 2024 edition
>SSM drivel>Sprog drivel >Child support drivel >I'm better than you twonk pure pwnage i win lole
>>78185592You're in propa seethe mode recently aren't you dolly lad x
>seething>fuming>riled up>upset >NOT happy >malding
>>78185565Why won't SSM admit he is an alcoholic?
>my sprog is better than your sprog
>LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLE brown sprog
delete thread now for massive keks you mong
>>78185565How long until you delete this one
>Getting pregnant by a black man
>Getting pregnant by a white man
Britfeel is a flat circle.Everything we've ever posted or will post, we're gonna post over and over and over again. And that smelly fish man and that tripfag, they're gonna be posted in the thread again and again and again forever.
Yes I deleted the last 2 threads for the lolz
>>78185671you're such a mong shippy
>>78185669And you're going to read it all again and again and again forever.
>>78185635I hate this pic of mark. He looks like the fat poofy cunt in Benidorm.Should probably delete this thread though
Half Latino sprog in Santa BarbaraRodrigo Lopez-Byrne
Everything better when you're cutting it right down.
>>78185663>tfw might look like this if I was thinjust
>>78185680>you're such a mong shippytrip on ebin
>>78185690name on britnormie
Has there been an update from HelperLad today?
>>78185687Are you a fat black lass then?
>>78185686>Everything better when you're cutting it right down.Trip on footrat
Trans sex worker's throat cut by 'upset' client after popper-fuelled chemsex at Hilton hotelhttps://www.mylondon.news/news/south-london-news/trans-sex-workers-throat-cut-29467788
>>78185669Now this is actually a good post. Well done lad.
>>78185694>name on britnormietrip on cola
A white woman is riding a black man, the woman shows the man a positive pregnancy test. He gasps in shock, as his mouth is open she shoots a jet of piss right into his mouth
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK brown sprogs LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULZ
>A brown sprog
>>78185725really enjoying this new brown sprog gimmick
>>78185722Yeah, got one of my own after I had unprotected sex with a black woman
>>78185728>really enjoying this new brown sprog gimmicksame
>>78185730grim that is lad
>>78185725a white sprog might be for you but its not for him
>>78185739>having sex is grim
r/immatureUKmen
I plan on retiring at 47 and paying myself a wage of 100k a year to do fuck all.
>Scottish tranny calling others grim
>>78185758SSM retired in his 20s
>>78185765>SSM retired in his 20sIt lush
>>78185758>I plan on retiring at 47
lole lads imagine if cola and ebin had a sprog and it come out BROWN KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>78185750he shagged a wog tho
>>78185775Doubt you've shagged anyone
>>78185775very based post this desu
working might be for you but its not for him
tilde and shut in chad having a mix raced sprog, imagine it SCREAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMME
>>78185786We had this conversation in the last thread
>>78185794I don't remember it.
SCEA erecting a crane around a brown sprogs crib HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLING
SSM has a pretty decent life when you think about it. Dare I say I'm jealous of him
>>78185798Was going to bring him up as all the other personalities were getting mentioned. Glad you did lad
>>78185765fair play he's done me there
>>78185765How does he get away with not working?
Ebin taking a brown sprog to the grand Scarborough hotel CREASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSE
Anyone can live that seaside life.
Why did SSM do it though de lads?
>>78185831He was feeding the birds. he RSPB member
>>78185831Hate this fat pig
SCEA is a bit of a daddy lads. I'm jealous of him and I hope to be able to make love to him one day.
>>78185839>Hate this fat pigwhy? ssm is a good lad
SCEA doing the Tim pose in the woods with a brown sprog next to him on his mattress. MY SIDDDDDDES KEKKKKK
last i heard of scea he was sleeping outside on a mattresshope hes okay
>>78185831He thought he saw seagull de lad
>>78185847had a good kek at this one
>>7818585780% sure he's dead. Offed himself. Sadly.
>>78185857That was in 2019
SCEA was a Smirnoffbro character
SCEA? There's a name I haven't heard in a while.
Hate to admit it, but if I was infertile I'd probably get really wound up by other lads bragging about their sprogs
SCEA loved SSM and Tim
Lenlad holding TWO (2) mix raced sprogs I'M FUCKING SCREAMING AND HOWLING DE LADS LOOOOOOOOOOOL
SCEA died in a fishing accident
>>78185877SCEA posted a lot of proof of him in and around Manchester
>>78185893SCEA was part of the SSA.
Shame SCEA died just before SSM became a thing
>>78185902Joking aside, Ebin really is part of the Seaside Army
>>78185821Will never know because his life history is a secret, been in social housing since 1995 and never worked since. You might say there's something fishy going on.
>>78185893he couldn't give a fuck about SSM
Steven is trying new things morrisons tomato & mozzarella quichehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdhfxuPEWPI>>78185847actually howled at this keeek>>78185863what? :(>>78185864but i hope hes okay now. he battered that polish cunt in his flat
SCEA loved lolcows
If Moni had a sprog would it be a brown turd KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
BritNormie has a brown sprog in Phnom Penh, so what? He's got a much better life than all you seethers
>>78185920Aye loyal to Tim was our SCEA
Smirnoff is dead now. A great loss to /britfeel/ imo
>>78185921>actually howled at this keeekSimple things and all that isn't it, glad you enjoyed
Thai women get so broody at the thought of getting knocked up by Scottish Creatives
>>78185920That's where you're wrong de lad.
Lots of new personalities who were posting as anon around that time.
>>78185962By 'lots' you mean one
Go on SCEA lad, just post a saucepan and let us know you're alive
SSM really is no replacement for Tim at all."wa wa waaa"
>>78185979No one gives a shit about Tim anymore. SSM is the future.
BritNormie and SCEA had similar views on beer carbonation
>>78185987This.Tim was fun back in the day but it's all about SSM and Makaveli these days
Maybe Ebin will have a brown sprog one day after he meets a woman at the kingdom hall
>>78185987SSM won't live to see his 51st birthday sadly
>>78186004>SSM won't live to see his 51st birthday sadlySSM is quitting the alcohol is he not.He join the gym and lose weight He make positive changes in his life
Who the new editions to my imaginary discord? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLESad wankers
>>78185987Tim took over brit/pol/ and /brit/ as well
Reckon it was Lollers deleting the threads desu
Tim spunked on his kitchen floor and posted it to Twitter. What have you done with your life?
>>78186020And? He's gone now. Love live SSM.
>>78186023>Reckon it was Lollers deleting the threads desuNot this time
>>78186020SSM is actually a /brit/ gimmick. Learn your lore
>>78186025spunked in a woman and made a sprog
>>78186033You feeling better now mate? Thought you were having a meltdown earlier haha
>>78186042tim is a sprogless neet
I wonder if zimlad is up in his black wife's guys right now
>>78186046Seething, malding, fuming, upset, riled up. yh feeling better now thanks lad.
Mark Byrne
>>78186079zimlads wife is white. the sprog is his wifes ex partner (a black man)
>>78186093I suspected this to be the case. Embarrassing lol
>>78186093His sprog is clearly mixed mate.
>>78186099>Embarrassing lolindeed. i guess some lads are just desperate.
>>78186093right grim that
Tilde unironically wants to bottom for SSM
when did timmy delete his vids
couldn't raise a mixed race sprog me.
Tilde is the only one who posts SSM on /brit/
>>78186072There was a lot of speculation he might have had kids. I'm pretty sure he had a son at least
>>78186132 I personally do too
>He had sex with an inferior specimen>They produced an inferior child and it was brown'ish t. never had sex 4Chan mad lad
>>78186138You don't know him like I do. I know the truth.
Where is Crosslad and Ruthmong tonight
>>78186148I really wish this were true, I'd love to have someone who knows tim well post here to give us all the lore, but it's absolute bollocks
>>78185565Didn't know SSM was a Trump supporter. I like him even more now.
>He had sex and produced a brown sprog >If I ever get the chance I'll likely do better
I didn't think that my original posts would cascade into such gimmick posting, but here we are I guess lol
remember when tilde thought he was going to become a successful crypto trader
>>78186141You couldn't get a brown sprog even if you wanted one
>>78186172shes posting in /brit/ right now
>>78186178Why would anyone want a brown one?? LOL
>>78186164he going to america in november to celebrate trump winning. He support trump, he watch andrew tate, he get done for malicious communications for sending threatening emails to is MP. He alt right are mark
The one good thing about BritNormie's squalid bedsit in Drumchappel is that he has nice views and can often watch the sunset from the comfort of his own couch
How does your online person rank against your IRL life lads?
SSM supports Trump? This is news to me
>>78186199>SSM supports TrumpIndeed. He's made quite a few videos on this very topic.
Tim was a successful actor with a family but then the alcohol got himhttps://www.starnow.com/u/timbyrne1/
rarely sees his brown daughter lol
>>78186218Shippy will be seeing his brown daughter more often in the near future.
I don't see Reviewbrah commenting on SSM's videos regularly
>>78186226You're mistaken. Shippy is a racist. He wouldn't have a brown sprog!
>>78186236Maybe Shipanon can chime in on the matter if he's about?
>>78186251Shippy stopped posting here in 2019 mate. Learn your lore.
Wonder if SSM will do a US elections special live stream for the SSA
>My imaginary job is better than your imaginary job>My imaginary wife is fitter than your imaginary wife >i have more imaginary sprogs than you >I go on more imaginary holidays than you >I have a better imaginary car than you
>>7818621639" waist at 103kg is wild. Suppose he is a bit short tho.
>>78186266we can only hopex
>>78186266>Wonder if SSM will do a US elections special live stream for the SSAi hope so lad
I like SSM and Tim.
dead thread without simside updates desu
>>78186283Imagine if they met up
Nothing wrong with pumping a few lQ points into some of the better looking jungle-bunnies.
Need to shave my chest now that I think about it desu
Really could do with a HHL loser goo status update.
Grown men still having play ground battles for superiority
>>78186301Love having freshly de-haired testicles personally
My imaginary loser goo is better than your imaginary loser goo
he dying 4x slower
>>78186298Amazingly based post here lad. Gotten head from some fit black birds before and it was great. Haven't shagged on yet though but would not turn it down.
>>78186313Too itchy not a fan desu
>My dad can fite your dad >My dads car cost more than yours little lad
>>78186316Spat my Orangina out at this post
being alive might be for you but it not for him
My sprog will be whiter than yours little lad
Working for a living may be for you but it not for him.
My dads job title is better than your dads is little lad
Life is alright some times isn't it lads...I think going for a run really helped me realise that and get a bit of perspective. No over-eating and laziness for me today.
>>78186353I mean, that assumes you end up having a sprog. Quite hypothetical, I already have one secured
trip on crossmong
>>78186363This pictures not that old. He's red around the face aye but he doesn't look that shade of lemon that he is now
>My hypothetical sprogs are better than your hypothetical sprogs little lad
>>78185635Overweight, unshaven, alcoholic.
>My imaginary sprogs will have a better upbringing than yours, poorfag.
Would you take a beautiful black wife who is fertile or an ugly white wife who is infertile?
If he never had schizophrenia he'd have worked all his life.
>>78186375Glad to hear you're trying to be more healthy mate. I've quit monsters and keeping off the porn. Just need to get back into my daily runs.
Hypothetical one-upping. WANKERS
>>78186412Fertility > Infertility every time
>>78186412>beautiful >blacklol
>>78186426Fuck sake was actually hoping not to wank today, but Angela is like fucking crack cocaine to me. Fuck sake, off for a wank to her now lad.
>>78186426Thanks anon, and good on you. That is my goal too but have slipped up a couple of times and had a can. Normally only wank twice a week these days, but need to get more hobbies still. I am beginning to realise keeping busy is key. Hard when I am seeing pics like this ITT though lol
>Yeah, I'll totally have a sprog one day when a woman lets me impregnate her which will definitely happen
>>78186464Who are you even talking to lad?
>>78186479this lad, who seems to assume he'll have a sprog one day (lol)>>78186353
Looks like I've dominated this thread and shown to be the most worthy, vigilant and great provider of his children *goes to bed alone, still a virgin* But a winner on 4chan
Does anyone here tell their friends and family about /britfeel/ gossip?
Something's fucky with the image serverShit's loading very slowly
Zimlad here. You lot are some real characters lol.
>>78186458Well if you're gonna wank then Angela is the lass to do it over. Enjoy your wank!
>>78186497That's Lollers and hes just having a shitposting session!
You will go to bed alone You will wake up alone You will cope on 4chan tomorrow These are your truths
>>78186521Alright fellow BAMEdad
Remember dial up internet. You would be sat there for hours waiting for your tranny porn to load
>>78186545Me and my pure white wife chucked at this post.
Lots of posts being duplicated today
>>78186550Thank god for fast speed broadband to torrent tranny porn
My wife is actually pure white too but I don't make a big deal about it, race isn't that important to me.
thats my buddy lollers he comes in and takes charge when the dogs start biting back so they can be btfoed more easily i just sit back and eat my normal yogurt thanks i will feeling hungry
Ebin could make one post here and he'd dominate the thread immediately
>>78186554Where is her ancestry from?>>78186575and yours, big boy
>>78186579It's usually Shippy replying to him multiple times to give the impression /briteel/ actually cares about him
>>78186579Some achievement in a thread with 10 posters
The entire industrial output of the last two hundred years has led to hair-thin fibre optic cables doped with precious metals being laid thousands of miles across the sea floor, so that I can watch tranny porn in 4k.
What's the oldest video/picture we have of SSM?
>>78186593She's white ancestry mate.
Imagine if SSM actually posted here. /britfeel/ would go into meltdown.
>>78186617The one in your mums purse
>>78186622SSM would struggle with the CAPTCHAs I reckon.
>>78186622Couldn't solve the captcha could he
>>78186635We could buy him a pass. I have some spare crypto.
>>78186550I'm not middle aged so no.
>>78185565Wasn't he voting Labour before? I haven't kept up with the lore.
I bought my apu a pass so he can post ssm updates while I'm at work.
>>78186621which country? Lots of '''''white'''' people from Sicily and Armenia claim to be white
SSM will be devastated is trump loses the elections
>>78186652He doesn't have a political philosophy
>>78186662Not going to happen lad
>>78186660United Kingdom lad.
>>78186666>QuadsFucking hell it's happening
Big day of nothing again tomorrow lads get your rest for the big day of 4chan again
>>78186688he has no chance mate. none at all
I'm a thinking man so it's Ron Paul for president for me. So get in there.
>>78186363he put more graft into his scams than the average worker does at their job
Pure white wife and pure white sprog
>>78186709At what point does it become easier to get a job
>>78186711jealous desu ngl
I love my virginity tbfnot sure if I could ever bring myself to have sexeven if I do visit my girl in France. I might as well just kiss her feet instead.
>the sprog is the colour brown
>>78186722*slobbers and gags on her toes*
>>78186722Have you made any plans to meet up yet?
This brown sprog gimmick is growing on me.
taking my wog for a walk
>>78186722Costs about 200 quid to get to France. Why haven't you gone yet?
200 quid to get to France then you can walk to Egypt.
>>78186760I was going to go this summer but that's almost over now. Still shy and anxious about it all honestly. She is so far out of my league and I'm always awkward and weird around women so just don't know. She wants me to but I am finding it tough. Don't feel worthy basically.
HHL and LSFPL will be forever virgins. BASED.
>TFW no GFSpends all day online trying to impress other men
seriously since when do we have a common room?
>>78186785Yeah you'll lose her with that attitude. She's probably pretty awkward and weird herself if she's online dating some english fat lad rather than a local. Don't let your low self esteem fuck you, you're almost certainly a very good match.
>she replies>mentions her boyfriend out the blueWell it wasn't meant to be then was it. She could probably tell I was close to asking her out and shut it down. It not right I'm going to die alone.
>TFW no GF Spends all day convincing other men why he's worthy
>>78186803She has mental health issues and family trouble too so definitely not gonna be an easy situation to walk into but I love her company and feel a real connection with her honestly. Been talking most days for over 2 years now. I am fat but she says I have nice features and also I'm tall I guess. But she's still far, far out of my league. I should try meeting her in person shouldn't I.
>>78186816She did you a favour mate. She helped you avoid the awkwardness of getting turned down. On to the next one.By the way, when I was giving you advice earlier about trying to ask her out, I was going to say "BTW the date will be a total disaster and she won't want to see you again, but it will build experience for the next one." Takes a few bad dates to get into the swing of it mate. Takes a lot of rejections too.
>>78186832Yeah go and meet her lad. It's France, you've got no excuses. Very easy and cheap to get to.
>>78186832>She has mental health issuesYeah a red flag that one. Been there, put my dick in crazy and it definitely was not worth it.
>>78186846Yeah, thank you mate. At least I went ahead and messaged her. Past me would have been too scared to do that ever. Next time I might even get a chance to ask a women out. God it's hard work meeting women, I really need some bloody friends.
Wonder what adventures SSM will have tomorrow. He already said he's drinking so maybe a day out in Swanage or Weymouth I reckonJust hope he goes live.
>>78186885>Just hope he goes live.same
He put on weight.
>>78186883You'll get there lad. Resilence is the key quality you need in life. Look at the lads here who never get anywhere. Ruthmong etc. They have zero resilience. Be the opposite. Get knocked down and get back up again to try again.
/dullardfeel/
Was Tim really on Lead Balloon? I'll have to keep aj eye out next time I watch it.
How much does SSM weigh so you think
>>78186854True, plus it looks like such a lush area as well. Near the mountains in the south. Could be fun exploring somewhere new too. Just gotta figure out how I'll get there. Cheers.
>>78186907around 19st, but that was in 2021
>Sprogless wagie claiming to have a white sprogHowling
>>78186907My guess is 18 stone.
cider
>>78186918Makes me smile you that you think my life is unimaginable
https://vocaroo.com/1g24jCqbF2sy
>>78186911Figure out how you'll get there? You've been talking to her for two fucking years. Obviously you know the way there.
>>78186924he's looking good for 45
>tfw half-Thai sprog that my wife doesn't know about
inane wankers
>>78186931Burst out laughing at this. Well done vocaroo lid
>>78186924Mad how no one has ever typed out 'cider' before
dire boring wankers
>>78186931Typical /britfeel/ poster.
>>78186898Thanks lad. I'll keep trying. Trying is quite new and recent for me, so too soon to give up now. New job starts soon so plenty of opportunities to try and meet people. And I can now put this girl out of my mind, proper fresh start now.
>>78186935Well I mean like transport because I don't have a drivers license and she doesnt live in any major city with an airport.
>>78186945https://voca.ro/1mnffU2JRoma
>>78186931Not your best vocaroo, Footmnong
i reckon some of the lads here are going to end up having youtubers making documentaries about them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_luTEBS4D58
>>78186964Never heard of a train?
>>78186966Do SSME in your Yorkshire accent. Loved that one
>>78186985I'm not the lad you want me to be
>>78186992That's not what I asked lad
really love spending time here with you lot
>>78186982True. I guess I'm making excuses 'cos of my anxiety now aren't I...
>>78185592twonk is a funny word
>>78186996Never done an accent lad and can't, sorry I'm not the lad you want me to be
>>78187004Yeah lad and it's blindingly obvious. And she won't be patient forever.
pov. you stumbled across Mark at pub tomorrow
fat man gets a gf and wont visit her, what a mong
>>78187039you dont even have a gf you useless mong
>>78187056i will spin your jaw so hard youll be my gf mong
>>78187064come spin my cock big man (you won't)
SSM says he's 5'10 but I don't believe him
>>78187088SSM looks about 5'6 to me
>>78187021I will do it. Thanks for the encouragement, lid.
>>78187070I'll spin your cock so hard your nan will think I put the fan on because her pussy was too smelly mong.
Tilde loved his job at Greggs
I wonder what Alexander Gordon Jahans is up to at this very moment.
>>78187088>SaysWhen did SSM say that? Link?
>>78187110No worries. I'll hold you to it.
>>78187140Not him but SSM put his height as 5'10" on his dating profile. He also said he was a light drinker lol
SSM isn't really a heavy drinker tbf
Makaveli, now he is a heavy drinker.
SSM and Helen are drinking partners. Nothing more.
Mak would die if he went 3 days without drinking
>>78187170They both consider themselves Ulstermen too.
This cope again kek. SSM and Helen are lovers.
I'm o-off it. Not o-ne day. Not two day. Not t-three day. Three day. I say three d-day minimum. Not maximum. M-minimum. *sighs heavily* So if I d-drink Monbay... M-Monday then a d-don't drink Chooseday, Weddingsday or Thirsty. M-MINIMUM. I said MINIMUM. *smiles wryly at camera"
I wonder what BritNormie is up to at this very moment
>>78187132I work at greggs. It's not bad you know. I see the same fat people waddle in day after day. I like to mentally count the calories in their orders to see if they'll gain more weight.spoiler. every time. you can't get a 4-pack of sausage rolls, a custard donut and a ham and cheese baguette and not stack on. Theres about 1800 in that order alone, they'll have a Mc FatBastard Deluxe or a large donner for dinner. Enjoy the cholesterol and heart burn fatso. It's a treat shop, not your personal chef.
>300 posts in 2 hoursmad, when you consider there is only about 10 posters
>>78187200I've been posting heavily in this thread. At least 150 are me
>>78187197It's alright if that's all you eat that day.
Might donate Makaveli some food (no point donating money - he will only spend it on wooze)
>>78187221What Makaveli really needs is his boxroom decorated.
>>78187179Every time he tries to insinuate they're a couple she yells vehemently that the thought makes her sick. It's on camera.Personally I think she's some sort of carer or social worker. I can't imagine why else you'd willingly spend time with that fat old melt.
>>78187196About to post some pure shit lad.
>>78187197Bit weird, lad. I see lots of skinny people in Greggs because it's cheap. The food is shit, mind. Better sausage rolls and buns at literally any local bakery.
>>78187211if that's alright with you de lad
>>78187229>she yells vehemently that the thought makes her sick. It's on cameraNo it isn't. The way you've said this makes me think you really believe it too. It literally has never happened you mental case.
>>78187237Not seen that smug close up pic of SSM in ages kek
>>78187221SSM make sure he has food in his cupboardshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBsKLCRjtDM
>>78187211But they don't. and that's a meal (the donut and baguette) and snacks (the rolls) to them. It's mad.
>>78187243It absolutely has you boorish dogs arsehole.
>>78187253Not even Makaveli's cupboard, it's his parents
>>78187253Of course he's living off pot noodles
he rspb membayeah
>>78187266It would be easy as fuck to prove. You could just link the video here. You won't, because it only happened in your coping head.
>>78187237>The untrimmed nose hair
>>78187253Nice refreshing bit of mince he's got there
>>78187196Trying to sleep but you are making noise in the free space he gives you in his head
>>78187281Nah. Not getting the link. It happened in the video when she's in his flat and he's talking to the camera in his kitchenette whilst she's in the living area.
>>78187253thats a lot of own brand stuffat least its refreshious and delicious
>>78187289Put your trip back on mongoloid
>>78187298>Nah. Not getting the link. It happened in this video I made up...Thought it happened literally every time he insinuated they're a couple? Jog on you coping mong.
is he pissed?
>>78187253Veli wishes he had a piece of pork impressive as that.
>>78187253All those 6 quids SSM donated to Makavili went straight on Dragon Soops and Zubr
I wouldn't mind sucking on Arby's cockatoo if that's alright with you?
>>78187325I wonder what Arbs looks like. She claims to pass but does she really?
>>78187305Mate you live in Arbroath? Live anywhere near the Arbirlot road?
Arby is another tranny that would probably let SSM bum him (daddy issues)
Anyone else here ever been to Guernsey?hard mode: Ever been to Alderney?
>>78187312That's the vid I noticed it in, she never confirms or agrees when he says it, ever. You're the coper here you stupid fanny.
>>78187352Nah. The ferry was too lively for me.
>>78187352Been Italy. A proper holiday for proper lads
>>78187340Don't care if she has cute clothes and a cute cockle I'll suckle on it.
>>78187352No and No. Why would I leave this small miserable island for another smaller more miserable island?
>>78187344no m8 im not posh :(
>>78185565Why is his beard so bad if he is balding??
>>78187354What vid? You can't even produce this video you're jabbering on about. If Helen really said anything like that to Mark on video, you'd see it on RiffRatz channel and all of the other channels set up to mock him. It's not there. It doesn't exist. You made it up. Your mind invented it to protect you from the ego crushing reality that even SSM can get a woman and you can't.
I can afford nice holiday since I don't pay child support to my baby mamas
>>78187381But you do live here yeah?
Back homes from seeing that Twisters. Ngl it was pretty kino. Getting womfy and having a few voddies now. Why? Because I can.
>>78187391Loser Goo status de lid? Need an update on that goo
Italy is the Mecca of middle class wankers.
>>78187390i am a red litchie ye
>>78187408Would you ever date a /britfeel/er de lass?
>>78187408Do any of your family still talk to you after you started walking around Arbroath dressed like a woman? Surely in a town like that you're still a spectacle and an embarrassment? "The arbroath tranny"?
>>78187419You're talking to a mentally ill fella lad
>>78187366>Been Italy
>>78187425Wrong attitude de lad
>>78187434Glad I gave you a reason to post your OC lad
>>78187419i would ye. i met my current bf via the chans>>78187423my family and my bfs family love me. im nice
Lying about being a tranny to seem more interesting
>>78187386Unfortunately due to my child support obligations I cannot afford a Loewe polo shirt, only a short trip to Guernsey for me
>>78187397Spilled it in the early hours of the morning. Fresh start tomorrow x
I wear a condom, because I'm a chad, of course
>>78187448Fapped to this one the other day. God damn what a cute zoomer brat.
>>78187460>I wear a condomSame>because I'm a chad, of courseIndeed
Oi mate you got a condom on you
>>78187443>my family and my bfs family love me.Hard to decide who is more disgusting. You, or the deranged faggot who puts his penis into your arsehole for a laugh.
I sorry I had to let SeasideSIM go, however in the meantime we got SeasideLORD of the Whistle Posse Blow crew. We bringing peace back to Medieval Dorset.
>A nice relaxing cruise to Alderney, don't mind if I do
>>78187467Your french gf will get jealous
>>78187484>SeasideLORDThis arc could be interesting de leed
Packet of prawns with some vinegar on them is a great weight loss snack.
>>78187487>Whoa there captain, getting a bit lively on here isn't it?>Yeah, you sure you can handle it little lad?
G-get it d-down ya boy
>>78187505the fucking -2 age rating kek
>>78187474I have asked this and amazingly he did. your grandad is a generous lad.
Might just get steaming tonight. Got fuck all on tomorrow so I can stay in beddingtons all day. Get in there.
I can't believe DVDlad had to buy an entire series of Murder, She Wrote just to replace one disc on his complete box set. Absolutely gutted for the lad but on the positive side he seems to be keeping it proper comfy with Last of the Summer Wine.
>>78187505He currently living a drifting life with the Whistle Posse Crew. He travelling from county to county looking for jobs to help fight off the Twolls.
>>78187556I'd love to stay in bed all day but live with parents so have to make reasonable appearances before the guilt for being a dosser kicks in.
>>78187556>The look of utter disgust and contemptFair as he'd be staring at marks stinky fat arse as he poses with a beer bottle infront of a gopro.
>>78187492Yeah she would be big mad if she knew probablybut what she doesn't know can't hurt her.
>>78187556Why not get a cheeky waggington in too de lid
>mark's arse so clean you could eat off itgood post that was
>>78187556Wonder if that guy knows he gets posted on an incel forum
>>78187577image wanting to go on a nice seaside walk and having to come across that dossernothing like a fat tramp eating bacon butties and drinking beer, listening to obnoxious eurodance on a boombox to make you love nature
>>78187589Arb not an incel, bet she shags her BF every night like a good little girl.
>>78187572>be "dosser">don't care>just do whatever I wantEasy
>>78187556>upper class looks down on lower class.png
>>78187605She said in the last thread her bf won't shag her
>>78187589I'm sure he does know lad.
i fink all have more rice with some kimchi and a nice sugar free cherry 7up meand why not eh? scrubbed the house right down the day didnt ahyeahhh ah did didnt ahso get in therrrcheersx
>>78187626>I'm sure he does know ladA-are you him
Arbroathy's cock and balls
i had sex like an hour ago. not long out the shower me
>>78187641Feminine cock and balls de lad
They use every trick in the book to shame NEETs.>Oh what will your parents think?!>Oh what will your siblings think?!>Oh what will your aunties and uncles think?!>Oh what will your neighbours think?!>Oh what will that girl you had a crush on think?!Don't fucking care. Still not getting a job.NPNW.
>>78187648Aye fucking based lad. Stay sexless and sprogless!
>>78187648How much you on a month pal? in terms of what hits the bank.
>>78187589I wonder what the bloke in the background of the homeless chan image is doing
>>78187564That's DVDmangascanlationfinalfantasyIXlalafelllad to you little lad. Best poster itt
You know who I miss, gigachad in bed wearing headphones. ASMR: hushed sounds farts 10hoursGoodnight all good lads.
>>78187610Not so easy when you have a conscience. I actually feel guilty being an autistic dosser with no job. However, I'd like to accept it and womfymax like you.>>78187624Bit weird that. Why have a BF that won't even shag you?
Arbroathy is a pretty boring poster
>>78187683Decided to switch your trip on now
>>78187705I think she has a high sex drive and needs sex constantly>>78187703Rest well Lollers
>>78187705>I actually feel guilty being an autistic dosserI didn't choose to be born.
Arbroathy is my favourite poster
>>78187705ahaha yeah weird that
>>78187724Bit mean, lad. I'm not 100 convinced Trans is a real thing but no need to be a bully.
Sad how incels simp over Arbroathy
why is Lollers such a bully?it not rightcorr
>>78187705Stepdad tell me 2day if i had job I could get a mortgage. Could i aye. JOG ON!
>>78187754If I had a job it wouldn't be long before I'd neck myself. It's as simple as that.
Soundspacker has a big problem with Lollers
>>78187753This post remind me of Brum. Used to love that show but in hindsight it was a bit weird. Bodger and Badger was a bit mental too.
Took an incredibly massivearse shiddington just nowGinormous, even, admittedly
We all incel simps in life x
>>78187792Used to simp over this one Twitch lass years ago. Made a donation once so she'd read me a message but then I realised how sad it was and never watched Twitch again.
>>78187754Did he lie? A house around your way probably costs about 50p. Having said that, fuck the hun prick.
I dont even type ""N" word(nigger) that much on e.g. 4chan bt it appears in my internal thoughts easily 100 times a day. I wws just thinking today im barely conscious of how much its just my default word in my brain when im annoyed about anutning at all
>>78187765never seen Soundspacker mention a personality
That Daisy Edgar-Jones in Twisters is a proper English rose. English Goddesses are dominating Hollywood and it's lush.
>>78187815Sometimes I have to stop myself saying it IRL because I'm so used to being casually racist online.
>>78187822Someone made a fake soundspacker post earlier talking about Lollers. And the same sad prick has been posting "WOW did you see what Soundspacker said about Lollers?" about 3 or 4 times since then.
SAM MISSILES IN THE SKYPLAY PLAY PLAY MY GREEN TAMBORINE
>>78187811Never been on Twitch, I can't stand watching streamers. I don't mind watching recorded playthroughs on YouTube but something about watching people livestream themselves playing video games just cringes me out.
>>78187792Just want Lauren to start an onlyfans desu
>>78187838You should watch Normal People, lad. She gets naked and fucks a lot in that. Not a bad show either but a bit depressing and sad. I enjoyed her in Where the Crawdad Sing as well. She lush. She's also in the television show Cold Feet.
More inane narcissistic drivel from crossmong all evening.
Crosslad is a good lad.
>>78187844staged drama then someone wants a personality war
>>78187852You're right I prefer a structured prerecorded playthrough as well. Twitch is truly for zoomers with no attention span. I miss the day of Lets Plays when it was proper nerdy lads doing them.
>>78187813Made me laff. Actually it is probably cheap desu. He is a nice guy though desu. Just doesn't understand me lifestyle
>>78187815niggerstomper58 tried to warn you and you didn't listen
Someone decided to phone me recently after I didn't respond to a text.That was enough for me to permanently cut contact with him
>A fucking potato famine
>>78187861Going bed within rhe hour my lad but ill probs get pissed tomorrow night and do just that
>>78187844phwoarnever pretended to be soundspackerwe just post similarbut i dont use capitals
>>78187870>staged drama then someone wants a personality warbring war
>>78187872I don't understand his lifestyle of putting on an orange sash and walking up and down the streets with his fat face like a tomato.
on /roon/ they call me corron /tennis/ kittington posteron /epl/ fink
>>78187893ssa in the house
New refreshing thread has been made>>78187910>>78187910
>>78187856what bits you find saddest in normal peoplewonder if she gets sad that mescal became instantly more popular than her
>>78187853She won't do it as long as the YouTube gig keeps making her money which it is. Our only hope is that she gets greedy and joins OF for that extra simpbux.>>78187871Twitch is for people who are too lazy to play vidya and NPCs.
As much as I hate to admit it, those Wurgers at the Wurger stand blow all other burgers out of the water. They're so much more succulent and rich compared to other similar offerings on the market.Me and my Apu go there all the time nowadays.
>>78187916Hard to pinpoint a specific moment, lad. The whole show was an emotional journey. She's pretty famous and has gotten a lot of starring roles. Both are doing well I think.
Might get around 4ish hours of sleepington in if i'm luckyPhwaorrr
Just woke up so I did
>>78185565"Trump edition" take the Yankee cock out ya mouth bruv
>>78187946These are the best posts in these threads.
>>78190085Problem faggot?
Came here as soon as I opened my eyes so I don't miss the latest news
Enjoying this hhl free thread
>>78191270It 4x lush and lovely
Might hide out here for a bit while mongboy packs for his holidays.
