Sanpellegrino Limonata edition
Cant wait for the dark nights
Italy has the best drinks, best scenery, and best women desu
Ruth having her tuppence filled up by a well endowed black gentleman.
>>78187910He was thinking about having a couple of ciders today but you can't drink every day. He cutting it right down
>>78187910Soon I learned that bricks and stones wont drive the twolls awayIt want v long beforeI JOINED THE SSA
Lauren is 30 now. She's too old for OnlyFans.
On me second glass of Smirnoff wodka and woke.
nanight to the nice onesyou know who you all arex
>>78187963What are you talking about? OnlyFans has loads of MILF pornstars on there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2h72wYr-vHw
As much as I hate to admit it, those Wurgers at the Wurger stand blow all other burgers out of the water. They're so much more succulent and rich compared to other similar offerings on the market. I'd never tried Wacon Wurgers till I hit up their stand.Me and my Apu go there all the time nowadays.
>>78187963She still has big tits though
>>78187972See you tomorrow de lass x
He abandon the simside army
>>78187981She has a good pushup bra.
Scottish whore x
>>78187910>made with Italian lemonsWhy is that a selling point
Saw a family walking down the street today. Husband, wife and two kids under ten. The wife was so fucking sexy. She had the perfect big fat tits. I couldn't stop staring at them. They both noticed and they seemed so disgusted with me. They must have thought "fucking hell this grim bastard staring at a woman who is clearly a wife and mother like she's a piece of meat." I didn't give a shit though. Just kept staring at those big fat tits. Stared at her arse after they'd walked past too. Had a wank when I got home thinking about what they were saying to each other. "Did you see that disgusting, horrible man just staring right at me?" "Yes I did, what a horrible creature" etc.
Christcucks going on about how Trump surviving his assassination attempt was some sort of 'divine intervention' while ignoring that if that were true it would mean their 'God' didn't give a shit about the innocent fireman who got killed
>>78187972Sleep well lass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DCdL1zdpdM
>>78188016Not everyone can afford to go to Italy
>>78187980ofcourse she doing welljust nowhere near acclaim of mescal and the things shes been in frankly arent of the same quality of work as mescal
>>78188035Trump basically a cult leader now.It lush x
>>78188056Aye he survive the wooting. It a sign from god
>>78188050>go to Italy
Wish catgirls were real
Knew he would pop up
He posted it again hilarious
>>78188070>Trump getting reelected>Nige in parliamentMaybe we're not in the cursed timeline after all
Love civic nationalism me
>>78188092Get in helper ladThings can only get better from HERE
The sexiest First Lady of all time is coming back as well and it's a lush.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKB4cioGs98
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzG2bAYIcWM
Fucking horrified to see my son prancing around like a pansy the other night.
>>78188140Loved that little mong who was obsessed with Ben Mitchell
Take a puff wee lad we smoke de spliff what wrong u scared xD dont be a shitebag its just da ganja my leed it just the herb it just a plant my man smoke wed xDd
>>78188140What a choon. Can't say I've never did that either.Phil is based though.
Anyone know who this is? https://scatkings.com/videos/282688/thick-femboy-plays-with-cock-and-teases-you-with-booty-compilation-part-1-the-edgening/
>>78188162Lmao and people call me a weirdo because I have over 1000 pics saved of Ariana Grande.
>>78188162not what ben mitchell looked like when i was watching east enders
>>78188183Yeah it's Shippy aka Greg
>>78188163just wish i was dead pure like>>78188193uhh pretty borderline palwhy do you have 1000 pics of ariana grandeid say that might actually be more excessive than this guy
>32>Bored>Check the Facebooks of people I knew in school>Lots of them have different surnames because they're married with kidsFucking hell. That hurts. Makes you realise how much of an outcast I am. It's over
Be that welper with the baghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2oqWRV9UP0
>>78188216You know, it's funny how some people just can't get their lives together. Must be tough watching others succeed
>>78188216>32not too late to get married and have kids lad
Mark in the pub w toastie feel like Kersal massive 1 hour long directors cut. Nightmarish desu
>>78188211>why do you have 1000 pics of ariana grandeBecause she is the Ultimate Goddess and my soulmate. She's probably the main reason I'm still a virgin.
>>78188246So many repeated posts today
ckin ell didn't see the nu bread in time>>78187932Ada Paradiso is a fucking insane performer so far, someone like her enters the industry maybe once a generation All the wop bitches i've known IRL were huge sluts too, but they all stank like fish as well
>>78188246Truth is that even if I "got it together", I would probably be about as miserable as I am now.
>>78188253Im autistic as hell lid. I dont think it's gonna happen.>>78188246>Must be tough watching others succeedIt is lid. Hurts me cause I tried hard. I'm not a NEET like HHL. I actually go to work and rent/pay bills. Just never had any luck with women
>>78188259do you fantasize about her a lot? like day dreaming and that?
>>78188265one day they stink of fish
Shall be nuking the bathroom one further time w/chlorine before heading off to beddingbury Don't like these spots on the tiles below
>>78188211We will all be dead soon enough
>>78188301im not afraid of deathim afraid of the act of dyingit sad
>>78188277At least once or twice a day yeah. I also dream about her a lot. We've done some VERY freaky things in my dreams together. Keeping it private though x
>>78188301It's all a simulation de lid. You know the score.
My gf laughs every time I tell her stories about /britfeel/. She says she's glad she never met any of you. Can't blame her. Sometimes I wonder how you all live with yourselves. Watching everyone else build happy lives while you just...exist
do you tell anyone in real life about this place?
>>78188335What does she say about me.
>>78188335Post your fat roastie gf tits or stfu
>>78188367We sometimes joke about how you'll probably die alone. It's sad, really, but also kind of hilarious
Is it repeat post days or something
He has a better life than all of you
>>78188359My mates caught me browsing britfeel on my phone once at a house sesh a while ago and asked what it was. I just told them it's some forum I use. They're turbo-normies so they wouldn't have understood even if I tried to explain it to them.
>>78188377Corr get her to post a vocaroo calling me a virgin loser.
>>78188359I don't say that I use 4chan but I talk about posts and just make sure to leave out stuff that would link it to 4chin.
>>78188397That's laughable. My gf has more respect for herself than to engage in something like that. You really think I'd involve Emma in your sad little games? You're better off finding a therapist than dragging my family into your issues. Emma is too busy enjoying her amazing life to bother with your nonsense.
>>78188309There's some pretty grim ways to die out there to be sure
>EmmaHer name is **** actually
>That's laughable. My gf has more respect for herself than to engage in something like that. You really think I'd involve Emma in your sad little games? You're better off finding a therapist than dragging my family into your issues. Emma is too busy enjoying her amazing life to bother with your nonsense.Is "Emma" in the room with us now lid?
How many people you reckon we have posting in Britfeel on a regular? I'm guessing maybe 20-30
Thas "asterisk star star asterisk* phonetically
Also, why would I go back to therapy?My last occupational therapist pretty much said I was a lost cause and blacklisted me from returning. Then again, I did go out of my way to creep her out lmao.
>>78188441Would you like to impregnate Ariana one day?
DAY SHIFT LADS GOOD NIGHT. GOOD SHIFT.NIGHTLIDS LETS SHOW THEM WHAT WOMFY MEANS!
>>78188425just wish there was an easy way. easy as taking a button or taking a pill that just caused you to fall asleep or summat
I have farted loudly
Wish i had a wee catgirl gf 2 give me toxoplasmosis nd make me her slave
>>78188441his imaginary emma raducanu gf
>>78188468Yes, that would be a dream come true.
Thought I saw *****'s mum jn the co op earlier but it was some other cow
>>78188512Emma is too busy with her tennis career to care about your desperate need for validation.
The 1 time i bumped into her mum years ago she pretended not to see my right to my face. Cool well her doppelganger had cute flip flops so i was reminiscing about when i peeped her soles back then anyway the whole way home.
>tfw me and Ariana procreating together results in the AntichristNgl I could believe it
>>78188541HHL your sex life will only become a success if you get into receiving anal sex from men.
>>78188521so you admit you are actually talking about emma raducanu whrn youre referring to emma?kekstrange little man
>>78188471>womfyHHL's on the piss. He will be on a full blown Nazi meltdown by 3am with Crosslad cheering him on as per usual.
>>78188515yeah i guess the sprog could live out your ideal dream of being aaa rich neet, living off arianas millions
>>78188564It's called a shitpost lad.
Training myself to fap with 2 fingers instead of 1
>>78188494Nothing says we'll wake up 2moro de lad. Yr heart could stop before u eben read this. Actuallt only reason we can communicate is via the literal clock beating in our chest that coincided in the year 2024 amongst billions that already xpired. It can stop like anytbing now or 50 years away. Bt eternity is real too.
>>78188581Sounds good to me. Mommy Ariana will provide for both of us. I'll be a stay-at-home Dad.
lonely sex freaks hours
Not been here in years. What happened to Poleaboo and that other lad with OCD who wouldn't touch receipts? That other bloke who used to live on an estate and always brought up his neighbour too?
Catberg has joined me for sleepy time soon
>>78188625nah she will give you loset sign and tell you to fugg off
>>78188618uhh yeh most likely it will continue going tho
the most desperate
On me third glass of wodka now. Feel a bit wissed.Regret not buying any VK at the shoppingtons when I had the chance earlier.
the most lonely
Saw a big fuxk off spider in the bathroom earlier i just pointed at it when she got in nd she ""neutralised" it. Cat is man best friend.
are here in /britfeel/
Remember SCEA?
>>78188183>scatkings
>>78188637poley has his own house and a great job ebin became hgv driver
My aunty's spirit live in this cat. Sick of life since I lost my best pal in life.
This Ariana song is about mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqCWXdZFc58
The stars have aligned for me and Ariana x
Show me your soles or fuck off. Thats hownim feeling about women lately. Stop giving me a headache that you have opinions etc. I'm turning into a right misogynist like Ruth poster. Just don't see the point. Are yoi getting your feet out?, no, zzzzZZZzzz yawn daft cunt
Well today's 6 months since she left me for Dr. Body Builder6 months of thinking about her 95% of my day.....No, I won't see a therapist..This isn't a broken arm where it just gets mended by a cast of nice words...It's my broken confidence...trust...compassion..self worth.I no longer feel like I'm a man compared to himHis ego is through the roof ..."this hot wife left her husband FOR ME!!!!!! I'm better than him!!!"Took all my manhood.I won't pay a stranger that could not give a fuck....they are only there to pay life for themselves ...which being another Dr. Is a better life than I provided , hence another reason why my ex wife left me...
Sorry mummy didnt mean it obviously. Skelp my arse I've been a naughty moid again.
>>78188706>Show me your soles or fuck off. Thats hownim feeling about women lately. Stop giving me a headache that you have opinions etc. I'm turning into a right misogynist like Ruth poster. Just don't see the point. Are yoi getting your feet out?, no, zzzzZZZzzz yawn daft cuntAre you joining the Dark Side de lid?
And almost in an instance the daily drivel was gone, only to be replaced with cringe nightlid drivel
Why can't the worst spammer work nights instead
>>78188710Might as well just embrace the cuckold lifestyle de lid. It lush x
A fedora has been tipped in this instance
*nonces your arsehole*
*sits in his boxroom*
Could always be worse de lid. You could be a Russian soldier in Ukraine right now.Always someone worse off in life x
Some good timposting occurred today. Just enough
>>78188734Think ill end up ringing some prostitute mummy b4 this year is out to suck her toes before my balls explode
Could always be worse de lid. You could be a useless cunt being edgy on 4chan right now.
>>78188784Kek you really are a sick bastard HHL
You only get one life enjoy it xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoiEkEuCWog
>>78188811He watches those videos while watching THAT video. He's a sick man with sick fetishes.
>>78188829Bebe is a natural PAWG.
What's wrong with posting war webms?Is reality too scary for you to handle? Pussies.
Eating peanut butter straight from the jar. Cooor we pure depression meals tonight. Get me ladsssssssssssssss.
>>78188865Is that what you said about that CP video you posted on /pol/?
On me 4th glass of wodka now.Feels good knowing I'll never die in a pointless war for rich Jewish oligarchs. It so lush x
One life good as it getsI'LL TAKE ITWe all need something to live forBABYWhen I was a child I was soNAKEDWhen I was a child I was soNAKED
>>78188894>Feels good knowing I'll never suck a paki's cock in a car. It so lush x
>>78188787Gwarn lid get stuck in. Might as well give it a go. I don't bother with escorts anymore as the last few attempts ended in failure. If you know britfeel lore you will know what happened.
Just remember the world hated me first.
>>78188911>as the last few attempts ended in failure.How do you fail to shag an escort? What the fuck?
little lad
>>78188948Not him but I failed too. Just couldn't keep it up with a condom on
Ready for another day of work tomorrow lids?
He should get back in contact with Claire. He seemed genuinely happy back then.
>>78188948On day 2 of a wokey/wooze bender I couldn't get hard so my mate fucked the escort in front of me while she took the piss out of me. I still paid her.Not my finest moment but I guess that's what I get for trying to lose my virginity. It's like a cosmic punishment.
HHL should watch THAT video again. He seemed genuinely happy back then.
>>78188992makes me sad ill never have this in that webm. chads only
>>78189003I know that feel de liddingtons. That's why I save them. To remind me what I'm missing out on.
>>78189003shut up ruthtwat
>>78188992Can you male me some coke inside a shoe I live in Burgerstan
>>78189031Oh you live in Burgerstan? Yeah there's famously no cocaine there at all.
BUT SINCE YOU BEEN GONEI CAN BREATHE FOR THE FIRST TIMEI'M SO MOVING ON, YEAH, YEAHTHANKS TO YOUNOW I GET WHAT I WANTSINCE YOU BEEN GONEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jb_ORj5iMU
Women's buttholes are nice to look at but I would never touch one.
Think I made that last woddie a bit too strong corr
Yeah that's what I thought.All quiet when things get real x
Finishing off this wodka now xBeen a womfy night ngl x
Everyone stand against me even though I didn't do anything wrong.I'm an easy target.
I keep britfeel alive during the week while all the normoids are asleep at night.
>>78188941Cheers 2 that helper lad
Late night grind over. Have to be up in a few hours for an appointment. Not womfy. I'm used to sleeping until 11am or lunch time.
>>78189194Based crosslid, always stand by me xMight go that warage for more wooze me. It's garn off the rails de lid x
>>78189140Nice gaffe
Everyone stand against me is NPC scum xI'm Truman you're nobody x
I have a sprog which I'm happy about but there's still a lot else in life I'll never have
Better than having a brown sprog
>>78189140Nice gaffe lad. Wagies pay for it x
>>78189231In my wiving room de lid. I'm in that spacker home but the flat is spacious af so can't complain. The carers are fit, a tad controlling, but that's understandable. I might be able to move out later this year but I'm not sure yet.
>>78189228I would say dont go 2 hard you feel ill next day bt I know the feel sometimes you want to just go hard anyway. Life is short. Have a good night.
I've got a brown sprog and that makes you mad
I'd rather sell me ribs and shit through me arse.
Wait, HHL isn't just on bennies for 'tism but he's literally in an institution? Do they have padded cells? Good lord. Carers? What the fuck
Been in supported accomodation for 4 years now. I get chance to move into me own place later this year. I not decided yet x
Sheltered housing de lads it lush
>>78189272How new are you? We've known HHL has been in a care home for years. It's literally a running meme. He might be the only genuine spacker to actually post here.
>>78189273Thought you had your own house but its simply your room within an institution. I can't fucking believe it. You're with the downies etc getting meals and carers. What do the carers even do, wipe your arse?
>>78189298You're still scum to him.
>>78189294Yeah I knew he was a NEET getting bennies for autism like half the posters here. And played in a spacker league, but actually a invalid in a care home? Who the fuck is in a care home at 30?
>HHL expresses far right opinions >gets institutionalised
form is emptinessemptiness is form.
>>78189298Yeah, it gets pretty mad in here sometimes. I try to keep a low profile but I have been warned for playing music loud on a few occasions. It's pretty womfy though, I'm allowed to leave and go as I please. Visitors to my gaff have to sign in though.
>>78189343>I have been warned for playing music loud on a few occasionsYou play Ariana grande a little too loud and some downie tries to smash your door down because he can't get to sleep
SCEA is living that van life.
>/deepfeel/: Harvey Price is HHLs neighbour
Supported living isn't an institution. It's still your own flat but you get carer visit usually twice a day to check on you, give medication if applicable. Maybe not even that, might must have a warden in an office, flat might have ring pulls for emergencies etc.Usually communal spaces outside your flat just depends. I have autism and could probably get on a list to get one but I get on with my parents so don't see a reason to leave.
>>78189369How do you know, are you him?You're from Wigan aren't you?
Calling vaginas tuppences
You're from Wigan aren't you?
>>78189360No it's the management who has warned me. My neighbours never speak to me aside from once nice lady called June.>>78189374This. I'm not trapped here. I can leave whenever I want.
I could afford a Hublot easily I just don't want one
I could afford a TUI package holiday easily I just don't want one
>>78189406Stick to Loewe lad
>>78189406My portfolio has gone up 5 figure this week. I could get a Hublot and still be better off than I was last week
Finishing off that wodka nowFeel like overshared tonight lmao x
>>78189437June wants to spread her legs for you
would love to have my willy rubbed tonight
>>78189437Keep it womfy de lid. You're more independent than a lot of us either way. Would love a flat to call me own regardless.
Nightwalking to Brian Jonestown Massacre, stopped by the shop and picked up a cherry Coke before they closed. The cool breeze on a warm night after working three long days in a now, it's what I live for.
>>78189443She's an elderly woman. Don't be daft.>>78189450Yeah, it's nice having your own place for many reasons. I still go to my parents a lot. But my gaff is where I really let loose and have fun.
I'd have worked all me life
Fuck Friday xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqYuRAXc5nQ
Everyone stand against meWhy? Because you're too scared to make moves against the people above you in life so you punch down.Cowards x
They want rid of the likes of me and Crosslid.They want us to kill ourselves.
They think the likes of me and Crosslid are stupid even though we notice everything. The gaslighting. The gangstalking. The propaganda.We see it all.
Got a full crate of wud but I want more wodka should I go warage or not.Know who to ring if I want that but staying off it me.
Novody stand by meKnow where I stand now x
>>78189508Sandra wants to spread her legs for you
I love seeing people wearing imitations of what I have
I'll remember at my lowest point in 2022 on the wokey you encouraged my suicide.Not blaming all of you but I remember.
Might quit BritfeelNothing bunch of bullies x
>>78189406>>78189434Don't buy a Hublot lads. They are shit. They have cheap fashion watch movements that aren't even made by Hublot. Get an Omega or a Grand Seiko or something. Or an AP if you can afford it. The Hublot Classic Fusion is just an AP Royal Oak ripoff anyway.
Garn warage me.Fuck the lot of ya xYou pushed me into this
know who i miss? titlod
Fuck u See what happenCost me more money
All paid for the taxpayerJewish slavesLmao
>>78189707I hope you get stabbed on the way back from the garage
>>78189720I'm geting taxi lidTaxpayer funded lmfao
Come on, you don't do yourself any favours. I know people have said it before but there's nothing from stopping you from bringing a semblance of order to you life over time. Seek support from others around you, not people on a Mongolian basket weaving forum.
5 great guys +1
Call me the Mackem Aristocrat xI say jump Britain says how highLabour? Tories?Who gives a fuck. It's my world.
And aww aye sound
You CAN find community and hope. You did start with support groups before, you just need to start again. It's part of the lifestyle to be a bit of a flakey unreliable bastard so people are used to it all the time. It's hard over a long time but maintaining a small period of normalcy feels really REALLY good. When I was completely lost, it was the only thing I COULD look forward to. To complete the week.
Taxis are an absolutel piss take x
Say they overbooked due to cunts going on holidays.What is this Truman Show bullshit x
I will have full scale meltdown if i don't get to this garage
>>78189729Hope the taxi driver makes you suck him off like the kid in THAT video you loved watching so much
>>78189898Fuck off ya NPC nonce x
>>78189909Don't call me a nonce lad. You're the one who watched the video, not me.
Ya fucking bastard ya never say that to my face will yaScum coward hiding behind a PC lmao
>>78189915What u gonna do about it big ladNothing lmfao
Anyone here a reformed neet? Turned 26 recently, with nothing to show for my life. I've been inside for the past ten years, might give up desu
The state of it!
Getting a bag in me. Fuck it x
Don't ever backchat me again ya fucking little shit
DOn't ever fuckinf speak to me like that again
I'm the fucking boss and you fucking know it.Don't ever ever speak to me like that again
known who else i miss? squaddieanon and nadolad
>>7818993027, try to get regular employment in a shit tier job with contracted hours, if you live with your parents, SAVE MONEY. Renting is dead money. I know people who I regard as successful who didn't move out until they were 32-35. Get a savings bonus account and put it all to a mortgage, use your days off to learn a skill of some kind that could allow you to apply for comfy office jobs.
Nice one offielidnot standing up4nen
You have bullied me non-stop for the last 4 years
Well guess who's punching back x
>>78190044Little crumbs of a happier life are there for the taking, you just need to take the first step. Don't go it alone, it's dangerous.
Offielid won't say anything he's a little politically correct faggot xCan't say this bruh let's suffer eh
>Little crumbs of a happier lifeSorry if I beg the tories will they toss me a higher quality of life x
TAxi on the way now lmfao x
>>78189920I will come and meet you tonight. I am in 30 minutes drive of Sunderland
Try going sober for just a month (it takes a lot of time but it's possible), join groups or clubs around you, talk to people in the real world. Of course at night I type here but if your life is nothing but days off, get out and engage with real people. >>78190114If I was in Sunderland I'd genuinely take him to one of the groups that helped me get my life under control. I doubt he'd pull a Yasim and take photos.
>>78190137I would take him to a group who would rape his arsehole with a knife
Just got back from the warrage been hell on xGot that wodka and VK spunked 30 quid
>>78190006I don't have family and live alone. Stuck on the dole. Not sure what options I have now. Maybe something part time
I tried masturbating with a knife once.
Back with the wooze xTaxi driver was based
I'm done you have pushed people against me
>>78190213So if the dole is paying your basic living amenities. You're in a really good place, start yourself with something part time, if you really really hate it, no worries cause it's just a bit of extra money to save. Then you can look for something else. It's not an argument over whether or whether you shouldn't have the dole, I always say that you start to learn the value of money when it comes from your own sweat. This will help you to save.
Britfeel are spreading lies against me.Footlid in particular.And you accept the resignation of all these liars and the CORRUPT.
Come on lidsDon't paint me as a bad guy
The taxi driver was a white man. He admit the truth.Pakis are taking over.
>>78190252God fuck off pal will you?
I never asked for this xI am very close to calling in a baggington x
Feels weird finding out HHL actually lives in a care home.Not sure what to make of it.
>>78190322Just having fun on the internet, trying to be helpful if I can. If you don't like me, filter me, I always wanna give people the option, innit.
>>78190326Secure the baggington lad. Don't let the tories win
TMAU. Fish odor syndrome. It's a hidden disability.
>>78190334I've known for ages, Didn't he admit in like 2021 or something?
Not saying am doing it just saying I know who to ring.Might go off. See what happens xMight crash out x
>>78190377>just saying I know who to ringYou dont
>>78190354I would have known if he did. That was all a joke about the care home. Now we know he actually lives in one. Mental.
Rang me dealer for a 80 bar he's not picking up so fuck it x
>>78190377Yup, think I might get a bag in myself. Can almost taste the wokey right now, phwoar. Have missed it a lot.
>>78190252Thanks mate, appreciate the input.
`I give upI been denied wokey tonight x
>>78190337No one likes aan arse sniffing poop licker like yourself.
>>78190432My plug is not answering Fuming meNothing I can do
>>78190433>>78190440Are you the same unhinged lad?
>>78190512Nah, I didn't insult you. That's another sperg
Some things are not right lads
I think we've all been played.Me and you.We are fools. The bitches have taken everything from us while we were fighting each other.
Women can't be trusted
`Sikhs too. Crafty bastards,Sikhs play the nice guys but they are playing the long game against the English unlike the Muslims who openly hate us. The Sikhs are sneaky.
Muslims openly hate the EnglishSikhs pretend to like us for their own interests.That's the difference.
Imagine putting your son in a care home, very cruel from HHL's parents
>>78190649I chose to be here. I had mental breakdown in 2020. Don't ever talk like you know me x
>>78190659why did you have a mental breakdown?
My plugs not answering coz he's a asleep getting a 3 for 100 dropped off when he wakes up.Done nothing but bully me x
>>78190746Little mong boy in a care home
>>78190752and what ar eyoinothign
Lmao love how I'm the only britfeel personality standingFuck the rest of you you little NPC cunts x
>>78190765Don't ever talk like you know me x
if they made a truman like show why would they choose a little mong boy in a care home as the main character
>>78190813>>78190825Doh't even dartre
Trying to get a 3 for 100 dropped off and if doesn;t pull off I'll blame Britfeel and nobody will say anthything
>>78190856i'll say something
>>78190866Lil grass faggot
Nobody is saying fucking anythingYou're keeping you're fucking mouth shut
>>78190912scrawny looking mong, do the carers not feed you?
Bullied disalbeled people funny eh
Got the power of the DOXWhat do you look like? You little Jewish slime hiding behind a PC. Post a selfie of your disgusting self for us to laugh at lmao x
>>78190939What do you look like?My opinion? A fucking ugly incel freak x
little mong boy getting agitated
>>78190939Sorry lad but HHL has you beaten unless you post a selfie of your incel face.
You know what I look like. I'm a fucking spacker.Go on then. Post your face. You won't will you lmfao x
HHL has destroyed the spacker watch him lash out
So I've had a bit of a night lads.>Used to be really into airsoft as a teenager>Still have a nightvision binoculars and head mount>I've been really into wildlife lately and wanted to hang out in the local park to see if I could spot some foxes doing foxy things.>There's a big park round my bit with lots of tree coverage>Decide I'll head into the park and set up came in the pavilion, by which I mean sit down with some hot coffee and watch out the sides for foxes.>IR-0 mode with green filter lasts a good 2 hours so it's more than enough for hanging out for a little bit to see if I can spot foxes>Get to the park>Can see there's people in the pavilion>Night ruined>Decide to keep an eye out and see if they'll leave>Sit down in the field and watch them>I'm wearing all black anyway, it's not like they'll see me>Binocs dont have optical zoom, just 1x>Unwittingly got a little closer than I should've.>It's a couple of teenagers>A lad and a lass>Things start getting a bit steamy>Eventually the lad pulls her leggings down and starts giving her a shag>Like the maladjusted retard I am, I pull out a packet of quavers>After like 3 quavers I see the lad stop and start looking around>Psht. doesn't matter, I'm not wearing anything reflective, he can't see me.>The cunt pulls out an LED torch and flashes it around>Uh-oh>Too late>He shouts "WHAT THE FUCK!?" as he claps eyes on an overweight sam fisher sitting in a field, eating a packet of prawn cocktail quavers.>Get up and start running into the woods>Hide in there for a good hour and leave via a small gulley residential street, not the main entrance.>Got back about half hour agoDidn't even get to see him not. Could barely hear her pant. 2/10.
>>78190985>I'm a fucking spackeryou got that right lol
HHL wins again lmfao
HHL do you know these people?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p0IgedMrFRI
>>78191018Fuck em all xThey can all die as far as Im concerned
>>78190789>Sits at his PC all day with no life, interacting with nobody unless spoken to, doing a single action like a background character>Calls everyone else NPCs
Don't ever fucking back me up in a corner.Do these Labour spackers support me.No they don'tI'm on me own x
>>78191065>I'm on my own>Gets benefits>Lives in care>Would literally die if others stopped working on his behalf
I'd have a mental breakdown too if my life was as grim as HHL's
Hafta head out in 20 tops do i notDo wish me luck laddingtons, for i shall sorely require it
little mong boy suddenly got real quiet lol
>Finally have a funny story to tell /britfeel/>0 repliesNevermind. Hey I wonder what that fat fish-breathed dosser is up to. Can someone post a link to his latest and greatest? I sure hope he got to go out and drink on a park bench and say the same thing 9 times.
She hasn't made an asmr in two weeks. I wonder what her excuse will be this time. Probably pack it in soon. She clearly doesn't care about her simps.
Arab princes think they sweep the English girls off their feet.Nothing but hollywood pawns.English girls despise Muslims and Arabs and Jews. They love us untiil the end x
>>78191288its too long de lad, ill read it later
Arab boys are the ultimate beta paypigsFucking losers x
corr this lass. Now that's some quality asmr. imagine being her slave.https://youtu.be/OVxf5eQXmm4
>>78191313english girls love little mong boys living in care homes
>>78191320im a Muslim lad and I'm terrified of English girls, You should have shown me the way. you a are a nasty bully HHL
I may be a depressed longterm neet but I'd be even more depressed working for minimum wage in a warehouse for all my life. Pussy doesn't come to me if I work or not. I see no point working if I'm not getting the gf reward.
I'm a muslim lad from rochdale and I'm tearing up because I love England. HHL scares me and he scares me family much more than Farage and Reform. HHL is a nazi. I feel like he'll kill me and my family.
Every time I think of the jobs available to neets like me with no skills, it makes me want to die. Why would I do shit jobs when I don't actually have to?
Lmao you should be scared. The things I'm gonna do.
How it should be xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozYxOZ3Uhgs
Take your antipsychotics lad
Wagies are paying for me to do nothing with my life. I get the free time. They don't. I am not going to work. I don't want to.
>>78191384Don't place your hope in HHL. He's a psychotic nazi who plays on the weaknesses of others. This your only warning.
>>78191408wank off to small cock humiliation porn and drinking cheap booze in your care home flat?
The things I'd do if given a chance lmao.Women, children and men. All gone.If it's not me it's only someone after me lmao.
I'm not Angel.In fact, I'm the opposite of an Angel.The things that will happen are right and you can't do anything about it.
The brown masses will suffer as long as I'm alive. Especially the children.
Phwoar lovely 9 hour sleep just then. Ready to open the lappytop and send a couple of emails so bossberg thinks i'm busy
You will have to kill me to end Muslim suffering.Because I am reponsible for all Muslim suffering. Especially Muslim, Hindu and Jewish children.Kill me if you want to end brown savage suffering. You know it won't happen lmao
Muslim and Jewish children will continue to die until you kill me.Kill me or thousdands more Muslim and Jewish kids will die.
Only about a week until the Olympics start. Cant wait to get irrationally excited about rowing and shot put.
You have to kill me unless you want tens of thousands of Jewish and Muslim kids to die.It's my soul or theirs. Your choice lmfao.
>>78191491For me it's long jump, watching the lasses turn their arse to the camera after they land.
>>78191491HHL has ruined the Olympics.Muslims are fuming
>>78191498Corr I just wish the directors of these events focused more on the arses, they always seem to avoid showing too much.
>>78191498Bootylad will be all over it. Titlod not so much. Barely any large tits in athletics.
>>78191492Are you happy with what you've done? Not only have you ruined the Olympics you've ruined the Optics of the Labour government for the nexy 5 years. You fucking racist cunt.
Looking forward to the days when it's still dark at 7
Muslims and Jews can suck my Nazi Anglo cock xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozYxOZ3Uhgs
>>78191521This heat can fuck right off de lad, us winterlads aren't made for tropical weather.
>23 degrees>tropicalGet a grip de lod or move to Lapland
Little brown bastards deserve to be snuffed out lmao
>>78191534Oh aye wouldn't mind some eskimo pussy, me.
You know where I stand x
>>78191537Lmfaooo the little subhuman shit got his head crushed
>>78191542Lift up that bearskin coat and shag her tight little Inuit cunt corr
>>78191545grotty boxroom in a care home
>>78191556Yep. I hope his family saw that footage. I want it burned into their memory x
The fuck's gone on here then. Over 100 filtered posts from little lads wasting their time typing into the void.>INHTRIA
It's been this way throughout most of human history, people working most of their lives just to survive. I feel like for people who have a family and friends or a sense of community it might not be as bad, but for people who are socially isolated such as myself, the idea of working to meet the bare essentials of survival does not make much sense.I am surviving by taking advantage of the bennies system.
Olympic fanny
>>78191576They did lad, they watched their little boy get crushed to death. It's beautiful. I hope the little shit suffered before he died.
5 rings but I'm only after the brown one
>>78191597Based. I hope the little cunt suffered but unfortunately I think he died quickly. At least we know his parents saw that video and that's good enough for me.
Finishing off me wodka now.Can't get through to me dealers so fuck it.
Not liking this Helperlad Ghoul arc.
>>78190636Sikhs are like brown Jews. They got kicked out of Uganda too lol
I hope zimlads little woglet kept him up all night crying and now he has to catch a bus thats full of wogs to work
Time to get up and face the music I suppose..
Ordering Gregg's for breakfast
>>78191649Never seen this side of HHL before. He's fucking evil without that wokey fix.
Hope my brown sproggington survives HHLs purge
>>78191682Hes just trying to be edgy
I am sorry for what has happened to your kids but I DEMAND total submission. You are free the choose. Fuck the lot.The ball is your court. You are not defeating me. Only cocaine can defeat me.
>>78191655What did zimlad do to you lad?
BIG SHOTS RULE ONLY BECAUSE YOU ALLOW IT
>>78191699That was me ya fucking faggot
I will try to get wokey before I go beddingtons Just so you know x
Well goodluck you have scrrered me over
>>78191747>I will try to get wokey before I go beddingtons
>Helperlad>Never helps anyone>UK Chairman>Only chair he's ever owned is an idea swivel chair his mum got off freecycle
>>78191772Got a full wokkle of wodka lmao.i;m going nowhere x
>>78191782Stay malted he lid
>>78191788Still might get on the wokey me.Just seeing the Hollywood shit out first.Fuck the lot x
DJ being accused of being a nonce. Not right.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee-8PppY-O4
Grace Jones was one ugly woman.
>>78191788How it should be xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UxzvGArWFo0
Helper I went to bed six hours ago and you're still on the wodka. Madman. Keep it womfy. x
Jews want you on the wokey. They want your white cock flacid
>>78191829What do I have to do to ensure my brown sprog is saved from your purge?
SEASIDE UPDATE>seasideMARK My camera days are over, it over might be for you not for me dee ladshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T-TCUABHSQ
Stay woked up x
Dorset? More like Dosset
>>78191839Photography arc didn't last long
>>78191839You can't fucking make this shit up. I think are Mark has dementia. He must be drunk 24/7.
I really hate big shots
Look at what has happened to Sunderland.Our city has been betrayed.
Sunderland is my final stronghold.If Sunderland falls it's game over.It's my Sirte.
https://youtu.be/2T-TCUABHSQ?t=393seasideMARK PS5 Slim Gaming could be returning
In the future, Sunderland will be a battleground between my followers and the leftist insurgents.
>>78191871Did you secure that waggington
>>78191881He get back on that Road to the Masters front
hhl is too much of a wussy to secure a bag
>>78191871We are with all the way. We are waiting on your call.
>>78191892I#'l try e best
>>78191839>>78191881>video removeds m h he didnt even last a week with that camera
Well,well, wellWe;ll see what happens eh
Mr norton really hates big shots
Lisisten I'm getting on the WOKEY IF and I emphasisee IF it's possivle.You don't fuck with me. I don't care.What you do is NOTHING what I'm inlovedld in. So fuck it.
He would have worked all his life in the fields if it weren't for his TMAU. Unfortunately he exiled from village for his fishy/shitty stench. Now he leads bands of other hidden disability sufferers in an attempt to revive the Whistle Posse and carve out a homeland for those with hidden disability.
He RSPB member too.He love the Seagulls he does.
another mental breakdown coming on strong
Just sorted a drop off 3 for 11,End of an era. You see me destroy myself x
the Albanians are making a pretty penny off hepler today
>Spack Spacker Twat on one againShut up you lanky armed, knock keed, gormless looking, spacker haircut having ugly little fanny.
He would've twerked all his life
He would've jerked all his life
>Remembered when I was 12 that girl got fed up of awkwardly flirting with me and initiated a wrestling match on the trampolines, only to pin down my arms and kiss me>Acted like I was disgusted and seriously hurt her feelings.>Actually liked it but still in my "ew kissing is icky" boy mindset>Wouldn't come up and talk to me anymore at the resort we were in>Her mum kept shooting me horrible looks afterwards.Fuck sake.
>>78192103Awful moments to look back on de lid. Got plenty of 'em myself. Always interested in the wrong girl, usually the one who was obviously trying to set me up with her friend but I was too blind to notice.
I knew Helper was going to be on one again whenever he started sharing about where he lives and his carers.
>>78192103Yep we all been there lad. Hindsight is very useful but also horrible to engage with. Don't feel too bad about it. Got plenty of worse stories myself.
Tryinf to get this 3 for 100 sorted x
>Aristotelian >Stirnerian>RandianRational Egoism is the only true path to walk.
Trying to make today 5x more lush compared to usual 4. It's going to be tough but I reckon I've got a chance.
Helper standing over Godrick's shrivelled and dead body wanking his rancid little cockle and shouting "THIS IS MY WORLD, TARNISHED! HE WAS JUST LIVING IN IT!
Wonder if SSM trolls ever read things like this and wonder if incessantly calling the DWP about a fishy man buying a PS5 is worth their time and effort.
Whistle Posse GROW. He defeat the twolls in and around Dorset. They not nice. World better off without them.
trumps granddaughter is fit x
>>78192208Phwoar, imagine her out of that dress. I bet she has sexy wee tanlines around her tits and pussy. Would love to cover her in spaff and rub it in like sun cream.
>>78192200He better start setting some fires soon, lad. Are Mark burns his enemies.
>>78192216Shes 17 you nonce
>>78192111>CheckedI've got a few more.>Prettiest girl in my year at school>Massive boobs, pretty face, pearly white teeth, beautiful hair>Got assigned as her project partner for WW2 history assignment>Sort of like practice coursework before GCSEs>Told her I already knew a lot about propaganda and national morale etc so it was an easy A. All she needed to do was re-word my work.>Told me she'd rather I teach her about it instead so she could do it by herself and then I could check it>OK. Seriously cutting into my PS3 time here but sure.>Invites me to her house on Friday after school>Absolutely pissed it down on the way home. Summer rain. Both of us are sodden by the time we get to hers (1hr walk irrc)>Tell her I should probs just go home and change out of my uniform>"Noooo! It's due on Tuesday and I want time to write it! Just put your uniform on the radiator!">Tell her that would mean I'm naked in her room>She awkwardly says "Don't be such a girl. You're not bad looking, just act like you're at the pool or something. Unless you want to wear my nightshirt haha.">No.>Fine, strip off>Sitting in my boxers in the room of the prettiest girl in class>She went into the bathroom to change into a her nightshirt>Practically lingerie, silk nightshirt, sort of see-through a bit>Can definitely see her nips, say nothing, control boner by thinking about fern cotton>Sit at her desk with her>Start explaining the material and how both sides used propaganda that was obviously false but increased public support for the war and at what stages they used what and what the effects were>Noticed the top 3 buttons of her shirt are undone>I can see straight down her top>She looked up and caught me>Instead of recoiling in horror she smiled and said "See something you like?">No>She undid another button and whispered "are you sure?">Like a prat I said "i dont know what you're talking about. Wanna get back to it? I wanna go home soon.">The rejection hit her hard.
>>78192233How soon after leaving her house did you regret that? Hard to read even from here lmao
>>7819222617 is hardly nonce. Legal age of consent is 16 in a lot of places and a 17 year old looks like an adult. Stop being a retard.
>>78192245I regretted it immediately. She was devastated and only gave one word answers. On the way out the door she said "You better not tell anyone or I'll get my brother to kill you." and slammed the door.
>>78192233Mate this is beyond retarded. No hope for you if you can't even fuck a lass when it's handed to you on a silver platter.
If you haven't read at least 1000 chapters of Doraemon you're not even worth my time.
>>78192233This didn't happen. This is anime-tier shit.
>>78192249police need to scan your drive ASAP
>>78192260I was 16 and was awkward as fuck around girls. I only spoke to my mates that were all boys. I think I was scared she was making fun of me or something but looking back on it she was keen as fuck, all of our interactions leading up to that were her being super nice to me, even gave me a bar of dairymilk on valentines day 2 years in a row.Like 5 years later I told my best mate about it and that I had no clue she liked me and his reaction was "Mate, she picked you for every partner work, bought you valentines day chocolates, teased you constantly and followed you around Alton Towers tugging you onto rides with her even though her mates were right behind her. I thought you knew. You're such an oblivious twat."
>UM EXCUSE ME ARE YOU ACTUALLY ATTRACTED TO A FULLY MATURE WOMAN WITH ENGORGED BREASTS AND FULL HIPS WHO HAS REACHED MENARCHE YEARS AGO AND CAN DRIVE AND WORK AND JOIN THE MILITARY?!?!>YOU FUCKING NOOOOONCE!!!>SHE'S ONLY SEVENTEEN!!! pathetic
>>78192277Suck your nan. I was a good looking little lad who played football and rugby and my dad ran a leisure centre so I'd been working out since I was 12.
apparently struck a nerve with that nonce comment lol
>>78192301This isn't even what I was referring to, though it's interesting that you felt the need to explain in such detail...I was more referring to the cringe fucking "see something you like?" bollocks with her unbuttoning her shirt.That's literally anime shit. With the male protag turning red, mouth opening and going like b-b-b-baka we need to f-f-finish the homework!! and the girl getting in a huff that she couldn't 'entice' the low-T mong naked in her bedroom. Come on mate, it's not even subtle.
>make stupid post>get called stupidOoopsie, touched a nerve did I?? Heehee I'm so devilish!
>>78192307I struck a nerve right up your arse with my cock, little lad.
>>78192332tbf this is basically 80% of britfeel nowadays
>>78192323Mate it's what happened. Have you never been flirted with? Has a girl never smiled when you've looked at her tits? Has a girl never sat in your lap?
>want to fuck a child>get called a nonce
trying get that bag sorted x
>>78192359>17 year old>childSome of you lot are mental.
Can anyone legitimately tell me the difference between pic related and a five year old? They look the same to me. If you want to fuck either you're a disgusting nonce.
>The United Nations Convention on the Rights of the Child defines child as, "A human being below the age of 18 years unless under the law applicable to the child, majority is attained earlier." This is ratified by 192 of 194 member countries.
See, the incompetent retarded "experts" have made a sweeping statement without any justification or rationale. Therefore it must be true. End of. Case closed. Nevermind the factual and demonstrable reality in front of my own eyes.
>>78192404>The UN, as if they matter in domestic law>Not citing domestic and relevant UK law>Age of consent in the UK is 16.>Source: The fucking lawYou're one of those lads who will take an argument anywhere to win like a PMSing girl?
>>78191958He don't need camera when winter coming soon. He need PS5 for dark nights.
Sorry lads the UN just arbitrarily and by pure fiat defined a child as anyone under the age of 35. You haven't been noncing have you?
Whistle Posse making their move on a nest of Rifffrats. He taking the fight to the vile twolls who ruin his life. He'd be 100k+ subscriber youtuber if it weren't for those clip vampires.
LIVE: seasideMARK is getting ready to go out for a few jarshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wSQkLFvsspI
The lads arguing here have got nothing to worry about. None of you while shag a 16, 18, 20 year old or anything above that ever in your lives.
I will shag one day.
>>78192497When I was 16 I was shagging 16 year olds. When I was 18 I was shagging 18 year olds. When I was 20 I was shagging 20 year olds. I really don't get the issue here. People almost universally shag people their own age or incredibly near to it.
He recruit local Pakis to help him. They loyal to the SeasideARMY. They see the SeasideWAY. We the tide that washes the Twolls away.
>>78192491>Quick funds check>Zero pounds 48 pence available to spend de lads and it's lush
>>78192511Slight grey area here, what if you shagged a 15 year old when you were 15 but you then think back to it when you're 25? Thinking of a literal child then.Not having a go here just wondering about the ethics.
>>78192527Does it matter? Thoughts aren't crimes, only actions are and the actions were perfectly fine.
>>78192491>>78192520even with everything booked and paid i dont think i could leave the house without any money, id feel naked and extremely vulnerablewhat if his return train gets cancelled?his bollocks status would be done inalso that cameras going right into cex within the next 24hrs
>>78192511Pure and utter LARP, you incel.
So what they just hype up Victoria Neuman as some super dangerous antagonist who could also potentially stop Homelander and then Butcher just kills her like it's nothing? This show is so tiresome. Nothing can happen, nothing can change. Constant plate spinning.
All the twolls get the taste of the Seaside Scimitar. SeasideLORD take a nasty strike to his head from a rock thrown at him. His recruited Pakis throw 'emselves into the fray, they dedicated to the Seaside Cause you benchod bastard!
They don't care about you lads. The elections and the politics it's all just theater to keep you distracted. It's a revolving door between the parties and their only real differences are miniscule. None of them care who's in power really because they all know that their interests will still be seen to.It's all one big joke but you're not being told the punchline.
Deploying the Seaside-Seawall de lads. Ancient Dorset tactic taught to them by the Cornwalls. (He want to live there). This poor twoll doesn't stand a chance. That little arrow going to get stuck in shield and then a sword get stuck in him. It not nice.
money back money back money money money back>>78192558tens of thousands of deliveroo drivers coming on strong and it lush
>>78192233>project partneryank larper detected. we don't have that in english schools
They hate the TMAU smell, they hate raves, they hate eating organic all the way. They send their toughest to fight the SeasideARMY but we empowered by our life long RSPB memberships. Fighting may not be for you, but it is for him. He fight for all Hidden Disability sufferers against Boomers, Twolls and Wagies.
Need an update on HHL's quest to secure that bag
Lush seaside arse. It lovely
>>78192534He already said phototoffee ain't for him. It might be for you but it ain't for him. 490 quid voucher and it lush.
It not right how many people misunderstand TMAU - they see them as fishy/shitty gremlin to be killed, but now they need to watch out. This dumb riffrat can sniff THAT.
>>78192569Very telling how things they want get done quick - prisoner releases on day three, hydrocarbon exploitation ban on day six. Yet things that people ACTUALLY want like reduced legal and illegal immigration is hummed and harred over with vague platitudes about how it will be Tackled!
I wish my eyes were good. Honestly so debilitating to have to wear glasses.
It's like a pokey nipple.
>>78192594i wonder goodies are Mark will get with that voucher?im jittery with excitement at the thought>>78192607at least they cant hide behind the EUs free movement anymore, and the whole ECHR things seems to run its course. They cant hide behind anything anymore when it comes to the immigration issue and it lush
>>78192627Somebody post a strike for this on YouTube for inappropriate content.
Grown man going frame by frame on the early morning upload of a smelly obese unemployed man to find the one shot of his cock imprinted on his shorts to post on an image board for dossers and incels.
He'll be buying another Playstation
>>78192673Get in there de lad! Love SSM's playstation adventures
a head twoll, the one who doxxed his Seaside parents on the Youtubes.. now he lose his head and a great weight lifted from our SeasideLORD's shoulders upon the swing of the axe.
clicked the wrong fucking post on the catalogue and was wondering why the place was so dead. Deary me
You will never be simsidelad.
Alright then me lads>>78192704>>78192704>>78192704
>>78192574Definitely do lad. My school called them assignment mates or course partners.
>>78191537at least it looked a relatively quick death
