Adult Lambo is Here! editionQott: If you randomly got swapped with yourself from ten years ago, what would you be doing, and what you try to accomplish?Previously: >>78207618
>>78220057First for going to hell with my fbf (not cos we're gay but because we're both bad people.)
>ten yearsi need to go further
>>78220087I made up my own version of hell in my head because brimstone and hellfire was made up by dante alighieri when he wrote The Divine Comedy and the church has condemned it, saying "Hell is complete separation from God, anything else is pure speculation" so I like to imagine it's just a place with no sight or sound, no senses, just our minds completely untethered from our body, and if I could be in such a place with my bf where our souls simply live out our dreams, whispering to eachother in the infinite darkness, this would be the good ending
>>78220107Okay well fire the ten year bazooka twice and go back 20 years then
>>78220118As far as I know hell is supposed to be suffering and suffering so imagining it as anything esle than suffering seems kinda dishonest ngl.In Supernatural when Dean went to hell he described it as being torn/cut apart, assembled back again then torn apart again then assembled back and then cut up again and so on for thousands of years even though he was only in hell for a fraction of that long. Although my memory is foggy since I watched it so many years ago.
>>78220141i would accidently kill my dad
If you go x years back in time doesn't that mean you also get the brain of an x year old personlike if I went back to when I was 10 I would have a 10 year olds brain, which means math and stuff would still be as hard as it was back then for me, right? And I'd have the emotions of a 10 year old too.Not a good deal man.
>>78220057I assume I'd retain my memories. Let's see, I'm about to graduate HS I'm still not very mentally ill and retarded. I would enrol in a college I like , not the one I thought would be a good back up plan until I figure things out. And I would have my shit together by the time I meet someone I already met and I would not mess it up. I would bhave enough money (work) to travel to see him and I would be living with him. I also hope I'd get to meet and remain in touch with few real friends I made. But speaking of irl things I wouldnt let my family bully me into doing things I knew would end badly and I would speak my mind and stand up for myself more to them...or ignore them entirely as I did cause ultimate goal is not being around them.
>>78220057I think I was watching Lost for the first time during the summer then. I would just let my life play out as it has but set a reminder to buy bitcoin and get something better than a notepad to use as a journal
>>78220087You're the worst person on earth and also ugliest and most disgusting just so you know you absolute wase of space.
twink suicide time i think. sadness.>>78220057getting ready to look for teen jobs in a few years, and also taking metal shop instead of wood shop.also other things. and also not other things.>captcha aryxjapanese half life: alyx???
>>78220235That's not a very nice thing to say you know. It hurts my feelings when you say stuff like that.
>>78220222No like you swap with themWhatever yourself ten years ago is doing, suddenly POOF it's you from now
>>78220168Well that's depressingI figured since I didn't really have a connection with God in the first place it wouldn't really matter
>>78220202Well that's certainly more drastic and ambitious than anything I'd do
>>78220057>If you randomly got swapped with yourself from ten years ago, what would you be doing, and what you try to accomplish?>swappedmy 12 year old self would go fucking ballistic if he was in the body of a 22 year old loser
>>78220057Spend my whole allowance on bitcoin and buy an import bf from Vietnam>>78219854Victoria Universalis is interestingTook a break to collect art and consume nutrients
>>78220278Wait so if kid me was in my parents house chilling we'd swap places and suddenly my parents would think there's a stranger in their house? That's horrifying. And kid me would be where I am right now, he would be so freaked out and my mom would be freak out too.>>78220291God judges all with equity, even the non-believers and sinners.
>>78220323Yeah no that's the part that worries me about the whole thing is I have no fucking clue what my younger self would do hereHe'd probably spend my money on garbage
>broke a guy's heartI'm normie top scum. He is a little different, like you guys, and no matter how I tried, I couldn't be there for him like he needed me to. It just doesn't work, you need to be able to relate enough. I suck ass for even considering being good enough for him.
just jerked off to straight porn
>>78220395Is it really straight porn if you self insert as the girl aye
I hope they ban all porn that'd be so cash
>>78220386This is why I'm too nervous to even get into a relationship, I don't think I deserve that level of trust
https://voca.ro/14xgQZe5DzoQ
>>78220423I wouldn't mind if you broke my heart as long as you made me happy for a little while anon.
What was your rank in school with the recorder?
i am not gaywhat do i do now
>>78220547You deserve to be with someone who can make you happy for the rest of your life, and never forget that
>>78220639That's sweet of you to say anon.
https://voca.ro/1noJrPeM7zY4
>hahaha teehee~ *gay men dancing among the flowers, from a distance*>you get a little closer Hey guys how's it goi->you realize the frolicking gays you thought you saw weren't there, they were a bizarre illusion created by a single massive plant the size of a house>you scream and try to run, but it's too late, its leafy sides are too slippery and it has already begun secreting juices
I would lick the spit from 3ds' ocarina.
>>78220698You know most predatory plants attract prey with like The scent of a sweet fruit or something essential to themIf I see a bunch of gay dudes frolicking in the fields I'm gonna be honest they seem like theyre having fun on their own but I'm gonna steer clearI'm not that desperate for a bf
>tfw everyone in this thread is getting old
>>78220703https://voca.ro/1j0L1xd3CR1N
>tfw no plantboy bf
>>78220713Turning 25 in less than two monthsI am NOT ready(My birthday is really close to meow's like either the same day or the day before)
>>78220713shutupshutupshutupshutupshutupshutup AAAAA
getting old isn't that bad guys. Plenty of room in the old fart's club.
>>78220765I at least want to be living on my own when I turn 30
>>78220712This plant doesn't smell niceIt's barely attractive at all but it sits there and does its thing and it works because there isn't anything else nearby
>>78220713Closer to death and death is the end goal of lifeDon't see a problem here>muh youthNormalfag obsession
>>78220765being old sucks why are you lying to the youths
>>78220819It's the same thing as not being old except people around you tell you it's badNothing was ever good at any stage of life, don't get rose tinted about it
>>78220841you are right im sorry. i forgot old meant 21 for a moment
>>78220887Yes it does mean an absurdly young age to be calling oldAre you 45 or something?
hag thread
>>7822090445 is barely kids are moving out age
>>7822095265? 85? 400?What's ur limit?
To me it's all about attitude. Acting like a boomer.
Argumentative, self-conceitedYou console all the love I possessBut you'll conceal your own misfortuneLeave heartaches behindYou can always findLovers on main street
>>78220993would you really claim life to be unchanged at 85? or would you think being old sucks
>going back to poland in 2 weeks>don't speak polish with anyone apart from family>don't watch any media in polish in years>the moment I try to talk with anyone my lack of cultural understanding becomes apparent leading to awkwardnessthis will likely hinder my boyfriend search
>>7822104685 is definitely up there for me, but some people can remain surprisingly fitso much effort thoughI'd probably draw the line at 50 or 50s
Watch how they sparkle while they laugh! Wait a minute, these are cardboard cutouts with tape players behind them!
>>78221066yeah somewhere 50-60
nobody here will live that long
>>78221149How do you figure? If you're thinking suicide that's raw cope
>>78221149im already past halfway :p
>>78221166i will not elaborate>>78221179ok?
>>78221185no not ok
>>78221185spooky and mysteriousr9gay death cult? stress induced aneurysms from being overexposed to psychological experimentation? vat clones who only have a lifespan of 25 years? the possibilities are endless
Imagine thinking you can have a normal conversation with someone and have real friends. The hubris! The audacity!
>vocaroos are ba-https://vocaroo.com/hLGnsE15nON
how do i stop being gay? like how do i make everyone forget im gay
Oh it's mass extinction event, right? That's it.
That's fine I can get behind that, but there should be fair warning so I can get ready first
>imagining all the people and things you love dying and never being able to see them againEveryone constantly shits on me on impulse but still. Sad ):
exfoliated and shaved and moisturized my legs and now taking different pictures of my feet
>>78221376i love you anon. goodbye
>>78221403I said people and things, not ironic shitposting imposters pretending to be people or things
I actually got pork chops marinating but now my stomach hurts and I don't feel like cooking them nor eating them. I haven't eaten anything at all day. what is wrong with my fat neet self.
speak of the devilfuck this noise
>>78221448i didnt pretend anything. what
>>78221533its OK anonynonoynyny I believe u
>>78221546thank youim sorry i said goodbye and didnt leave mom is taking forever
>>78221565Uhm. HOW DARE YOU?I'm joshing. People really do get hung up on the small stuff don't they? They love how it makes you anxious about every little thing you say or do.
I'm so eepy.. bf now
>>78221606Get a trip already so I can filter you
>>78221611Why would you wanna do that huh
i cooked steak tonight with mushroom and asparagus and had a slice of mom's blueberry pie for dessert
so how did you cook it? please tell me I have my own sirloin to cook tomorrow. I got some grapeseed oil at the store because the internet recommended it, is that good?
>>78221616rhetorical question
>>78221701Still eeepyI'm gonna jerk off before napping bye
not eepy for once but instead stomach hurty. I have do many health problems for only being 34 but this is what I get for being so fat and not taking care of myself.
>>78221716That would be wonderful, but too good to be true. If only you would fuck off forever.
>>78221636i love mushoom and spagus I just have leftover boiled broccoli and riceI think I have trained myself to actually dislike broccoli like a small child by making it the only vegetable I eat
>>78221733you should eat soup until you feel better
>>78221775What's your problem bud
>>78221798rhetorical question #2look at u go
To go gay clubbing or to not tonight. That is the question you gays must answer for me right now.
>>78221850go for it king show those homos who's boss (with your penis and or boygina)
>>78221806Oh it's you -_-Idk why you click this thread if you hate it so muchI'm not even the spic who flirted with your lame e-bf, you're mad for no reason
One day you're going to get plapped in the bathroom or go home with a guy. You better get on prep 3ds.
>>78221850Why do you even come to this thread at all
>>78220087You're weakorigaminoli
3ds goes to an lgbt community center, goes to gay clubs and bars and lives in Miami, one of the most gay cities. He would be full normie if he only just had sex sometimes.
You're all really petty to each other seemingly for no reason. Elaborate?
>>78221866your knowledge of made up edrama instantly verifies my distaste
>>78221949deliberate well poisoning
>>78221949it's bottom nature and most everyone here is a bottom.
You English are mad, mad, mad as march Hares
>>78221860Okay then I will though I am to autistic to get laid>>78221900Because at the end of the day suffer from crippling autism and never can approach cute boys so I am still stuck with no fellow gays on my brain length to talk to. I just go, get drunk and dance as an outlet for crippling depression :D
>>78221963Who poisoned storyanon's well?>>78221966I struggle to believe anyone could be exclusively top or bottom, but regardless, life's not all about sex
3ds you are cute, all you have to do is just sit in a gay club and dudes will come to you and buy all your drinks.
>>78221996go two posts without namedropping yourself you colossal jackass
3ds isn't the one going clubbing, idiots
>>78221966but im not like that anon
>>78222012I've gone a couple years without "namedropping" myself dumbass
>tfw ywn have a crush on a boy who has a crush on you
>>78222075nice! a fun game might be doing it again
>>78221944>>78222001>>78222021i went to a gay bar maybe 3 times and nobody approached me ever and i just sat drinking by myself and staring at my glass
>>78222086So what's the real reason you're so petty and rude to others?
>>78222103He's off his meds and won't click the big X to fuck off the thread :c
>>78222103lol. one of you calling me rude. funny.
>>78222101Its because you don't have dance moves like me.Dance moves bring in all the wild boys
me kissing my bf (hes real)
>>78222121faggot interjection! hello asshole, need to be more of a cunt today?
i want to hug grumpy anon. really really really tight so he couldnt post
>>78222158Why do you come here, schizotard?
>>78222178same reason you do I gather
>>78222151Dancing seems scary and I don't understand how people do it
>>78222185To melty?
always with the namecallingand you call me rude
>>78222195I'm sorry I don't speak your faggot dialect
>>78222151i don't want to attract people at gay bars anyways
>>78222194Just watch some breakdancing vidoes and learn how to keep beat. Other then that dancing is a artform but I guess I can give you a tip and say work on keeping all your body movements in time with the beat. >>78222218Then why do at all? To be like waaahhh no bf to drink with?
>>78222214Well sir this is the faggot thread called /r9gay/ so maybe fuck off then if you can't understand the lexicon perhaps?
>>78222235i went to a gay bar to see what i was missing out on and i wasn't missing out on anything
>bi goes to a gay barstart of a bad joke
>>78222235Yeah but its meant to be spontaneous right do you just come up with the ways to move your body on the spot how do you know what to do with your arms and legsra0tn
>>78222236oh I didn't realize it meant that kind of faggotyou should be more clear about that, "gay" is a little too ambiguous if it's not meant to be taken literally
>>78222258You may just be brain damaged is all
>>78222244You went to the wrong gaybar then. Ya need to go to ones that are gay clubs cuse those are way more fun.>>78222256When dancing it is mostly spontaneous but I pull from a set of moves I know like it was a fighting game moveset. Overtime when danceing you will discover these moves yourself but ya gotta grind it out. Also propper shoe wear. A cheap good dance shoe is sketchers sport shoes. Give you a lotta glide on a dancefloor but not to much.
>tfw no bf that can moonwalk.
>>78222280says the one who invents entire words to better enable being a condescending ass while also somehow sounding entirely unoriginal and distinctly like some twitterspeaking zoomer in the processwhat are you even doing right now? if you're going to pick fights with me you should try a little harder
>>78222291>gay clubsi don't want to get stabbed by a rusty needle and get aids sorry
Definitely brain damaged
>>78222343Lol! Shit human. You're a parrot!
>>78222121Everything makes sense now.>>78222146Pic and filename related
I hate it when the thread gets catty, time to play vidya for a few hours and then come back.
>BAWWK BAWK BAWWK ermm ur stoooopidrun of the mill generic nobodyit's like you cunts are caught on a loop
I have suspicion that some entity has a rotation of bots they enable at different hours to melt the thread
>>78222392This has been the case for years
>>78222340You must live in some niggerville city cuse I neverhave experienced that going to a gayclub
>>78222404yeah it's called miami
it's called living somewhere that isn't bumfuck nowhere. Any decently big metro area will have at least one club that caters to lgbt.
>>78222404yes i literally live in miami
>>78220395I always do this and I'm a gay bottom
>>78222163do it bitch, I wouldn't want to come here anymore anyway if someone did that
Don't you guys know miami is hell on earth, much worse than whatever hellhole you live in? It's so hard having uhhh gay rights and uhhhh not dealing with homophobia from parents or peers. Being bisexual in miami is sooooo hard.
Total Biscum Death
>>78222434why im not doing it to hurt you. i will probably hurt you but its just because its a really really really tight hug
>>782224183ds as the midge
>>78222464ah I get it, not even your hugs are authenticeven they are motivated by malicestill regret calling you specifically a bitch
Everyone is evil but me, a rational person
>>78222501but its still exactly as i said what happened
I'm so over this boogie drama. Destiny bullying him twice was the high point
mouche foot.. in my mouth immediately
>>78222418Ohh ya forgot you live in that rat hole city. Sucks for you. I go to places not near any shit hole citys.Very funny and real image of Miami.
>>78222541theyre bullying him because he has cancer??
I'm so tiredI don't understand how people do things and live their lives after workstaring at r9k is pretty much the maximum amount of stuff I can handle for the rest of the day
Got bored of pc gaming, might play more bleach tonight. Some of you should drink it tho>>78222554Yes, poor guy :(((
>>78222591who should do that
>>78222620I'm gonna suck your penis so hard it becomes a threenis
>>78222626not if i suck yours first
>>78222642penis orobouros
BLACKED IN MIAMl
>>78222620Schizomelty poster, meow, poo, hue,... List goes on
>>78222670i wasn't listed so can we hang out or what
>kitchen drain almost cloggedoh no, please not this, not now. Let me at least get my asshole delt with first.
>>78222678I think this is the first time a story post actually entertained me I lost my shit laughinggod bless you you filthy, disgusting mongrel
>>78221979>has crippling autism>goes to normie places out of his own volitionUh huh, I too love being around people>>78222101And staring at others too, don't forget that, creep>>78222163Someone: act insane and off puttingEveryone here: be my bfLmao insane people are so funny
>>78222670samefagging to post the list, composed mostly of himselflolyou first
why are faggots so mentally ill
>>78222718the fuck are you talking aboutall of you are insane and off putting
>>78222747why you here then???
>>78222762because you need to be reminded of it
>>78222771sounds like a cope reasonyou have nothing better to do?
>>78221060why the fuck are you going to poland?
I'm going to have to take another shower tonight to sooth my ass, it itches so bad and then it burns.
>>78222718I go to these places hopeing one day I can overcome my autism of speaking to people I am interested in. I do like people watching and the vibe around the place. Its better then drinking alone thats for sure.
>>78222776look at my facelook at itget fucked.
>>78222718i didnt say i wanted to be his bf i just wanted to hug him since he is so grumpy plus with his arms stuck in a hug he wont be able to type up another post for a while
>>78222799can i have a hug too anon
>>78222778Meow2's split persona meow1 is taking over again and eats to return to his homeland. Soon his physical transformation will start
>>78222821yes but probably not at the same time
>>78222799Hugslut! HugWHORE! DISGUSTING
>>78222835ok goodthat goes without saying..
Hey I apologize for asking probably a stupid question, but I'm sort of new to actually accepting I'm gay and was thinking I might try a dating app to either find a gay friend or even a gay boyfriend. Now my question is when it comes to profile pictures every video and post I see is coming from a woman's perspective and seeing as they can put in as little effort while demanding above and beyond your best effort from the sounds of things are guys like that too? I don't unfortunately know how to word this question the way I want to.Basically are guys as demanding perfection as girls?Also as a side note I downloaded Grindr just to see what it was like thinking it was a dating app and I found someone I know personally on it which is pretty funny.
Get out now fagoid
>>78222836thats not a thing s-shut up>>78222852do you want a tight hug too
sink is most definitely almost clogged. I get maybe 5 seconds of water running before it backs up. Now I get either try and unclog it myself, something I have tried before but never managed to do even with mom here or clean up the house enough to call a plumber.
>>78222941Gay dating standards are everywhere, I think if you're fairly masculine or a top you basically only have to worry about not being a sissy. If you're a bottom things get more complicated
>>78222961yeai have some broccoli and rice if you want some i guess
>>78222990i would love some. i was just thinking about the fact i havent eaten anything today
i also have leftover mushrooms and asparagus if you like some
>>78222966i think you should just ignore it for future post variety
>>78223067Now I can't wash dishes or anything. I guess I'll 100% on a fast food diet.
>buying a plane ticket to helsinki hnnng tranny feet
>>78223072>Now I can't wash dishes or anything.is that the only sink in your house
every polish person I've met has a huge penis
>>78222984Thank you that's not as bad as I thought it would be, I've known some bottoms and they never really had any problems even the less twinky ones. >>78222966Unclogging sinks isn't hard anon. If it's almost clogged enough to get backed up just let it get backed up a decent amount, then use a plunger on the drain like you would a toilet. If the sink has an overflow you'll want to plug that, a wet rag stuffed into it should work to seal the airflow allowing you to have suction. Ideally whatever is clogging it should come up or be dislodged even if it takes a few attempts. At least that's how I unclogged mine, but I've heard some clogs require snaking
>>78223084there are the two bathroom sinks but I don't wash dishes by hand I use the dishwasher which drains into the same drain as the sink. If I run it the water will back up into the sink.
>>78223065will you chop the asparagus into 1inch pieces
>>78223041ermm you should eat to avoid dyingand lemonade
>>78222966>>78223072please listen to me brother. you will die in less than two years if you don't change. You will die in the near future. it's not too late to change. you can still change as long as you're alive brother. you will seriously die very soon. go to the hospital. take extreme measures. please do something to save yourself while you're still alive. you have to do something. you have to get help. nobody else is left in your life to do it for you when you're finally too sick.
I keep seeing headlines about "gen z this" "gen z that" and it's always about 30 year olds and like... these guys aren't even gen z, they were born in the 1994.
Don't get him started on thatWarehouse negro
>>78223142these generation words are meaningless and dumb and we should burn them
>>78223138what can a hospital do for me? Are you saying I need to get a 3 day hold? My ass issue isn't even enough for the ER right now.
>>78223177Story I think you should get a jobHaving a schedule and something to do in your life might give you a better sense of responsibility and time instead of just letting shit happen and waste away
story and his kinks are disturbing
>>78223137dont worry i only woke up late and mom fell asleep i guess so i have to wait just in case she wanted to eat too
Story I think you should invest in this idea I pulled out of my ass because I'm in serious debt and need your help
>>78223206anon it's 2020pm est.. is everyone eepy
>>78223115you live alone and never cook it will take you 2mins to clean the dishes no problem
>>78223199maybe, I have thought about it some. It would be better for me to work the problems I'll have out now when I still have my money cushion rather waiting until I'm almost broke.
>>78223230its only about 630pm the sun is bright
It's as simple as typing>meltyTo trigger Him.
storyanon i hear its really hard to get a job with a history degree right now
>>78223257do you feel claustrophobic being landlocked? i would
>>78223271I wouldn't be trying any place that will actually use my degree just regular wagie places. Hell I'll have enough trouble getting a job as a 34 year old with no work history at all. What do I even say when they ask why?
>>78223289You realize state borders aren't physical walls right? He probably lives in the least mountainous, most open space in the world, and consequently suffers from agoraphobia, not claustrophobia
Wish I lived in the mountains, seems very comfy.
>>78223300Tell them you had an injury that you've been in physical therapy for
Ok guys see you around 2am EST hopefully drunkand get a boykiss or something.
>>78223375"hopefully drunk" that should be the easiest part God I am really starting to miss drinking
>tfw some lucky normie guy is going to kiss 3ds tonight. It's not fair.
>>78223390not 3ds, retard
When people post about people with names, are they other people who also have names, samefags, or anons who are somehow sycophantic enough to engage with any of that nonsense?
All of thee above
>>78223289nope everywhere(but west) you look its nothing but endless prairie its nice and open here. the lack of ocean isnt that noticable anyways unless you go to the beach a lot. do you go to the beach a lot>>78223340>suffers from agoraphobiawhy
>>78223443Sickening. This place is a black hole.
>>78223452Idk I have agoraphobia I'd hate to live where you live
My social anxiety is a lot better since I've actually had to do things myself.
>>78223452>do you go to the beach a lotpre-flu yes every year but not since then :<too much waging for that now
>>78223138Shut up Hulk Hogan he isn't changing die die die
>>78223206Unrelatable, I love eating alone SUCKS to be you
>>78223214Most honest pxlschizo post>>78223230Ackshually it's 40000am est
>>78223077Fuck off and DIE whore
>>78223602Thanks for both the (You)s playa
>>78223689treet
I want to soothe meow's melty even if he bit me.
>>78223743Why meow loserrr
3ds anon here reminding you the last sexual experience i had was with a girl when i was 14
>>78223766why the fuck would you remind us of thatI didn't want to know that
I'm not a personalityfag but I had a gf when I was 15 and even got a couple bj's from her. the issue was that I had to pretend it was a guy doing it in order to cum. after that i admitted i was a full fag.
Watching probably the worst ufc card, both on paper and in actuality, even the finishes are lame and not very technical. Reminded once again why I don't give a fuck about it anymore. They don't even care to put on good fights, just slap some bum fights for the weekend, not like anyone cares people will watch. Shameful!
>>78223846I wanna start watching professional wrestling because it seems like it would be fun but I don't know where you actually watch it
i prefer seeing street fights in rekt threads
>>78223876pro wrestling is fake as fuck and hard to believe unless you're either retarded or 12 years old. Watch actual fighting sports like boxing or mma if you want something real.
In addition to being socially stunted, easily distracted, having an addictive personality, and being physically unappealing, I also found out today that people think I'm stupid and ugly.I'm kind of mad, kind of, I don't want to say relieved, but at least now I know I can be mad and I can detach from people like I need too.I give time to people who hate me, its time to focus on myself now.
every guy i've met who says they hate their appearance and think their self worth is gutter-tier is also somehow incredibly ran through
>>78224045>t. std riddled whore who associates exclusively with slutshope your brain hasn't been too rotted by all that illness
>>78224115i don't exclusively hang around those people, but the ones i've met that say all that shit for some odd reason have also fucked half their friends
my feet smell like coconut and hibiscus and feet
>>78224006If you already knew that you are "physically unappealing", how come that you today found out that people think you're "ugly"? Aren't those two one and the same?>its time to focus on myself nowWhat's the first thing on your self-improvement to-do list?
>>78224144 you type well for someone in the middle of giving a blowie
I wish they had gay monasteries
imagine a world without femboys u_u
you know there was a lot of gay sex happening behind those cloister doors.
>>78224045every guy i've met who says they hate their appearance and think their self worth is gutter-tier is cute
>>78224166PLEASE THINK OF MY FEET PLEASE NOTICE ME PLEASE FAP TO ME PLEASE ASK ME TO POST MY FEET PLEASE FLIRT WITH ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU LIKE MY FEET
Today I made lavender tortilla, lavender french fries and lavender milkshake
>>78224243Why? What would be the appeal of this?
>>78224310Why you always asking questions huh
>>78224319Because I always want to know the answers and that's not an answer!!!!
>>78224193I was fat, lost weight, now I'm at a good bmi but I just look amorphous and lanky. I have been trying to put on muscle but it takes time and I don't like how my body looks right now, even if it does look better than being fat.After asking a few people who are not friends or family today about my face, I have consistently been told I look ugly and prematurely aged.I thought I was at least average in terms of my face, and fixing my body would make up for it but in all likelihood I'm just repulsive all around.
>>78224310if i got allotted internet access free time, even only for a small amount of time, i would like living in some slightly rural big church where all my day consists of basically just chores and prayer i would be a happy boy
monks do a lot of charity work, you'd be expected to do a lot of volunteer stuff like for homeless shelters and things. there really are only a very few actual monstraies still in operation.
Mount Athos seems like a cosy place
so do they still not allow women in or have they cucked about that in recent years?
I see, so it's the "face" that got revealed to be ugly. My condolences anony, as someone who has an awful mug I get how frustrating it can be. But hey you know what they say: "True beauty lies underneath :^)"Why do you want to get muscle though? Being a lanky twink is, in my humble opinion, pretty darn cool.And I have two more questions for you, so sorry if I come off as prying too much, I'm just really interested in your guys' lives because I'm so done with mine.1. How did you exactly go about asking strangers to rate your face? Was it IRL on online?2. Now that we established that your body is ugly, what about your mind? Are you properly insane or just autistic?
We both know beauty underneath doesn't count for shit, but if it did, I obviously don't have it.
I'm ugly both inside and out. normies are right to have bullied me.
my future bf is a minecraft youtuber!
>>78224664https://youtu.be/f8N9Fu9DpFQ
got a 1v5 clutch on cs I'm cumming so hard rn
Cherishing my bf and I's minecraft world forever
normie bullying made me ugly inside then I made myself ugly outsidethe brief glow up from 16 to 21 was magical however
>>78224747>16 to 21h-how old are you now anon?
>>78224754not those ages
clutching brad's crotch as he clutches cs
Is it a red flag if a boy can't build pretty structures in Minecraft?
>>78224695breaking our minecraft world because he broke up with mebut because he broke up with me, it means it was just my world all along....
>>78224770blue ice
wish demons would stop trying to trap me in dimly lit hellscapes and grind dicks with me in my dreams
it's probably something much more schizophrenic but also more plausible than thatI can't stand this reality
i hope i get another dream with brad again
why does bread never remark on the weird sudaca jerking it to him?
brad is the one making those posts
gonna lovebomb so crazy rn
hate it when people think my real feelings are lovebombingI'm sorry I just happen to feel things strongly and it's not always rational
fag bpdemons be like
>>78224995Having a bf who lovebombs on accident would be kinda draining, no?
If you are lethargic and not used to love
>>78225016Isn't that the very definition of an r9gay boy?
>>78224995That.. is what love bombing is? No one is saying they aren't real feelings but the fact that they're irrational is what makes it what it is. You can mean it, but it's still bad.
hold on... lovebombing is bad?
>>78225006way better than having one who does on it purposeI think I would be okay with it because I know what it feels like, but it depends on how it happensif it's a flickering of affection like the person can't make up their mind that would drive me absolutely insanebut if the feelings themselves remain steady and it's a function of not knowing how to communicate them then that's not as bad
>>78225032no lovebombing in the classical sense is deliberate and intentionalit's the conscious falsification of feelings in order to manipulate someone who's vulnerablethese terms really do degrade over time
>>78225039It's bad only if you're a coward captcha: awaay
>>78225058it is sometimes intentional for narcissists specifically, but other mental disorders can make it unintentional but still lovebombing
>>78224995it's the worse also when you start to notice your words don't cause any effect anymore so you just keep yapping and uhhhhhh I fucking hate myself I wanna swallow my stupid fucking feelings
>>78225075I think that what I'm trying to say is that they should be considered as two separate phenomena, because they areThey're both bad but they're bad for different reasons and in different ways, and that distinction is important enough to warrant understanding that
>>78225080don't reply to me with your faggot keywords, fuck off
But I really really like you and want you to know it.>>78220057Join some street gang,or learn drawing.
Also I didn't realise it was a blonde women getting railed. I thought it was some sauna. So that's why they were staring at my screen.
>>78225093you have to do a better job at faking it than that
Is there like a horoscope compatibility chart but for mental illness?
>>78225165yesmental illness isn't real however
>>78225147Fake what? I think I could have done fine if I was wise enough to stay off drugs. A lot of ass kicking would be incurred though. Gang life isn't that tough.
>>78225062I genuinely had sex dolls at one point and the whole dress up and set up was honestly pretty fun and easy to manipulate into what I wanted in the moment. Had to get rid of them, but i would lovebomb the absolute fuck out of a girl if I get to do freaky dom/sub action.
i just want to cook tasty food for a cute boy
>>78225179So you're more a fan of Szasz's "Problems of living", huh?
I want to do the dream stuff. I am afraid that my sheets are gonna be fucked.
>>78225192lies. that's a bullshit fantasy that you use to conceal all the rank flaws that would exist in any hypothetical relationship you would have in reality.
you're a twinky college student, aren't you...
>>78225183>blobobobobolboboblbobolboboowhy are so many posts like thisoh wow you pretended to misunderstand what I meanthilariousepicknee, slapped!
>>78225206that's not true i like cooking food and am well adjusted so jokes on you you hater ass bitch
If there was one emoji you could allow here. What would it be? For me it would the laughing to tears emoji, the classic one.>Republicancoin.vip
>>78225219black santa emoji
>>78225197I only know szasz as a zerg cerebrate, but I think it's spelled differentlyI'm uncultured by choice because I don't want to be infected by humanity, sorry
>>78225211I kind of understanding what you are talking about. I get this a lot. I loathe when this happens. I dont do it on purpose.
>>78225219the smirk emoji no contestI would never use it in earnest
Do you think people who wrong you ever receive some sort of karmic retribution? I mean truly, objectively wrong you and not a gay "Ah! This person annoyed me because they said something stupid!!"
>>78225231Who is your favorite starcraft faction anon? I never got into the games but they seem cool, albeit overwhelming with all the min-maxing and stuff.>infected by humanityCare to give an example?>sorryIt's okay.
>>78225238you have to be a real fuckin jackass to make fun of someone's posting style like thatum maybe you suck, as a person, it sounds like itnothing about you seems admirable interesting or not entirely repulsivecan you imagine if someone like you walked up to you and started doing what you do to you while you were speaking, irl? what would you do to them?
>>78225229Why this one in particular?>>78225239Why >>78225245No. I dont think so. What's the point anyways. May lead to a more "fair" world but what was lost would not come back in most cases.
>>78225263better than the white santa emoji
>>78225263because every retarded and useless thing that's ever posted here is accompanied by that stupid fucking face irl
>>78225261>you have to be a real fuckin jackass to make fun of someone's posting style like thatIdk what you are taking about. Also I would just not say anything if someone like me walks up to me. They wouldn't either.
>>78225269What's with the Santa?>>78225279Ok cool I don't post much images
>>78225288great examplereally great, thanks
>>78225288fuck do you have against santa
>>78225290Wlcm>>78225295What's with your affinity with that Fatfuck? You know he isn't real right? Let alone the black one? (This is not a racist statement.)
>>78225299Nice, go fuck yourself.
But what if Mr. Beast was president?!
>>78225308where does he get all his money from anyway? Is it common knowledge idk I never looked it up
>>78225299who drinks the milk and eats the cookies thencheckmate
>>78225317He's a huge youtuber, I assume most of it came from that but as he's grown in fame he's had stuff like candy and before then he had the mr. beast burger via food delivery apps. He gets around a lot. Also most of his videos pay for themselves and then some.
>>78225319Ok alright. But Black people are mostly lactose intolerant so black santa probably doesn't exist.
>>78225256I'm bad at the actual game too, learning micromanagement isn't interesting and I don't care enough to do itstarcraft 1 story is a lot more detailed interesting than starcraft 2 but I do like the hamfisted drama of sc2 anyway, and the editor is a lot more funbut for factions it's protoss all the way, there's no contesttheir society is extremely flawed but at least they're tryingterrans are just drugging up criminals/latent psychics and sending them to die in interstellar battles while zerg mindlessly femdom swaths of the galaxy
>>78225281bullshit, you'd be mailing them pipebombs or threatening to kill their dogs
>>78225366I think I have read this exact thou before, word to word. I dont think it's relevant but it's a weird feeling. Anyways I wont, I see no reason to.
>>78225218not hating, just calling it out
Has anyone of you guys seen "pasta" like this? I am sure they are scamming people just adding butter and cheese.https://x.com/lunatic_ladki/status/1814605008958025932?t=Z1z4m3FKUlcpOzqxXKkvQQ&s=19
>>78225382THIS is where I would put that stupid fucking emojito perfectly represent this fucking assholeyou have nothing when you don't have me to hate anymoreand you won't have me to hate anymore for longstupid vampiric fucked up little bitch
>>78225394Also didn't rich people use to relieve them in those things?>>78225396What.
you always go on so much about how great your fucking life outside of here is so why are you always here honing in on the posting styles of people who don't fucking matterit's because your life isn't what you say it is, you aren't what you say you are, and nothing you do means what you want others to think it meansyou might as well kill yourself, for someone who pretends to prize individuality so much your entire existence is based on criticizing othersit's entirely derivativeyou're nothing without something to bicker about you fucking petty cunt
and with that I bid you adieuI know you like to think you're the most important thing in the universe but I actually do have something more important to attend to than being talked down to by you, you stupid fuck
>>78225412You are mistaken I think, or pls oblige with the pasta post. The pasta looks like they are pretending to be western.
pooanon getting btfo'd broskiis?
>>78225431no one likes you, you dumb fucking idiotand this, this is just proof
So you can bother enough to be racist but can't critique a pasta dish.
grasp your own fucking personality for oncejust look at itreally see itinflammatory retard
twinky boytoys in my area
dipshits everywhere, I'm fucking surrounded by themI'd love some fucking sanity right now
im calling the gay police
the thread philosophy is>I'm an asshole but I don't carestop being bothered when I call you an asshole then
Owned that cresctacean fraud.https://x.com/kangminjlee/status/1814769666684039316?t=lLIxonX1AieWpFXwSHmXRA&s=19
Well I always try to be nice but there are many things I can't help.
Fuck all of you you take too much of my time from me and do fuck all with it
If you think you have already wasted your time then check rhis page out. It has some funny things.https://x.com/ContentSludge?t=lfGQvq1ZxND9FqerMFxvIQ&s=09
>>78225563when will you finally fucking relent or diewhen will you have something better to dojesus fucking christyou're fucking pestilent
what are we talking about tonite my lovely anons
>>78225574your death, which is always fucking timelybecause we all eagerly fucking salivate over the ideano mourners you dumb fuck, try again next time
>>78225569If you are keep angry posting then I will leave for a while.
>>78225581oh... i hope you guys planned a cool death at least
>>78225588LOL SO FUNNY kill yourselfor better yet get a real fucking life that doesn't revolve around constantly being a douchebag
>>78225593Ok cya later https://x.com/ContentSludge/status/1814558516805345629?t=CPALa2zGGXbTRjFsibCeKA&s=19
This mo fo is back from the club and drunk af. No boy kissing but certainly lots of boy admiration over my dance skills and a lil booty grind action. 8/10 clubbin night. Captcha 8RAM for how much booty rammin I did LOL
>>78225602Empty souled shell of a fake human
>>78225609larp harder fake faggot
fucking vampiresthat's all you are
>>78225626Its not larping, its real life ya fuckin meanie weenie. Sorry your charisma stat was set to 1.
literal predatory spirits in bodies who pretend to be the same as the people they lurk amongstfake peoplefoundationally liars
Vampires are cool so I can work with that, give Vlad von Carstein bf
>>78225637I'm sorry what? Fuck you. It's insane you would try to go there if you were telling the truth, which only convinces me further that you're not. You're all so god damn fake.
please calm down youre making me worry
>>78225663why? this is your perpetual misery engine. this is what you want you flaming fucked up spiritual equivalent of a turd
A classic schizo poster melty at 2:17am est
>>78225668stop anon this cant be good for you
>>78225673a classic fucked up sociopath with no life who spends his time thinking of ways to make other people miserableyou fucking piece of shityou fucking cuntyou worthless jackass you fucking nothing
>>78225677me? who cares about me? you don't, fuck you
and you people are just a dime a fuckin dozenlike, it's the most common phenotype on the planet and guess what, that's why human society is so fucking shitit's youyou're to blamefuck yousafety in numbers good for you because you have jack shit otherwise
If only the world had more raving loons. As you can see it'd be a much better place
>>78225714it'd be much better than being populated with whatever fucking monstrosity you areI never laugh in these threads but this time, I laughedthank you
>>78225691>you donti cant but i can still worry for your sanity and safety
>>78225714and that's why you people always post these stupid fucking idealized anime boy picturesit's a maskit's a fucking maskit's a fucking mask to cover how disgusting you really areand I can fucking see it, you all can fucking see it
>>78225722If only laughter were as effective as lithium
I have to write some bullshit paper about something I don't care aboutByeI guess you fake fucks have to stress test a different real person in the meantimePlastic faggotsSt
>>78225737HilariousEpicClap clap clapFuck youDIeYou do nothing but cause suffering you stupid insufferable fuck
So is he gone now? I dont want to make him upset, not like i am not trying not to.
my eyes hurt again
I just dunk of cloth in cold water and apply it to the inflamed eye.
theyre not inflamed just sore for some reason
Well sucks. I dont know this feel.
I kind of like this schizo guy because I feel like it's a good way to scare the other schizos into thinking the scathing is real and about them>>78225969get off the screens son
Only schizo I know from here is the Jambus poetry guy.
>>78225979i dont think its from the screens because then it would be a frequent problem right
fucking unrelentingagainand againand againyou keep fucking goingshut the fuck up
>>78225987shut. the. fuck. up. you stupid, insincere, ugly, disgusting, demonic. fuck.
still fucking namedropping yourself you god damn soulless beastial fuckwit
o-o-o-o-o-okaylamborghini mercyyour chick she so thirstyim in that two seat lambo with your girl she tryna jerk me
>>78226015vacuous, lacking a conscious mindthat's all your posts ever indicate about you, specifically, as a person, not talking about anyone else hereyou offer nothing of yourselfall you do is shit
>>78225999I maybe stupid,ugly and disgusting,but I am not insincere and demonic.
>>78226029It's much more likely you're the latter two than the former three you deceitful bitch
>>78226022youve got the wrong guy man i havent posted to this thread since like 2022
>>78226034that means fucking nothing and you knew that when you posted it, god fucking damn
you want to ruin methat's all you want to dofucking pathetic
>>78226033Is this a compliment of some kind? I guess people dig attractive,smart and evil people?
>>78226044no and your oh so fucking quirky flavor of the day fake fucking posting style indicates that you know that you fake fuckpretending to be obtuse fuck you all you ever do is suck your thumb and pretend to be retarded until the time to strike comes then you let it all out you psychopathic lifeless freak nonhumanyou are fucking evil
>Qott: If you randomly got swapped with yourself from ten years ago, what would you be doing, and what you try to accomplish?same thing I'm doing now sadly, trying to get in shape for fbf. maybe I'd put more effort into finding other fags to have sweet shota sex with ;p but the only other gay guy I knew at that time was/is a manipulative ass-hole so I'd definitely spend less time on him and more time finding someone better, maybe get on grinder/only fans if I accomplished the getting into shape by the time I turned 18 again ;)
you want to ruin methat's all you wantyou're disgustingyou're a fucking pig
>>78226056>suck your thumb and pretend to be retarded
stop trying to ruin anon or torment anon or feed on anons life energy youre making his blood pressure go up
>>78225993did you get enough sleep? drink enough water? eyes can be strained even if you're "used" to it. maybe only take like a 30 min, maybe hour break and see if it helps
I hate you peopleYou stole my day from meYou take and you take and you take
worthlessmisery machinefake plastic idol
>>78220993I think 45/50 is old everyone saying they're old when they're still in their 20s is depressing as shit I mean come on you're barely out of your parents house/done with college haven't even had real freedom yet in your 20s t. 23 year old
>>78226092yeah everything else is good. i guess ill just go to sleep early this sucks
https://x.com/CrimeLdn/status/1814719082018574488?t=L7EUfCsFHkyuq4ERBFcOtw&s=19Why the downs guy lowkey drippy doe (i am sorry if he just looks like that)
>>78226440you know you can repost on x to share with your followers
>>78226471Noone interacts with my reposts there. Also how is she a disgrace to women?https://x.com/keybladevolo/status/1814454697207705741?t=VBrb9vkz7ID3LraVmUo5Vg&s=19
IF I WANTED TO READ TWITTER I WOULD GO TO TWITTER WHY ARE YOU POSTING THIS SHIT HERE
>>78226536its called x
>bullish Trump coin I AM JUST POSTING LINKS. YOU DONT HAVE TO OPEN THEM.
what's the meaning of it all other than 2 4x4s and animal style fries from in n out?
Didnt this guy have some kinda meltdown on X formally twatter? I didn't read all that.
Also cool ost https://youtu.be/nqvq_B5WeH4?si=GYUqCp4m0Ny19PXi
>>78226561IT'S FUCKING STUPID TO POST ABOUT IT HERE THIS ISN'T THE X (FORMERLY KNOWN AS TWITTER) THREAD DISCUSSION GENERAL YOU FAGGOT I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU
what is it with you dumb niggers and not understanding that even if you "don't have to click it" i still have to see it. vocaroos work the same way, i dont have to click them but enough of you get the attention you want from it and it never stops
never clicking
>>78226606What does gay mean?>>78226621I actually want to talk about what's posted there. >>78226642Check pic related.
Ok enough for today. See you guys soon
I had this feeling in the last thread but in this one even more. Guys is bunnyanon back???
>>78221913Yeah that's true but what does my lack of physical capability have to do with anything my kind anon
>>78222737Do you know where you are mister anon?
>>78225450Poo vs schizo, who won?
>>78223099Why have you seen the penis of every polish person you've met?
>>78225609How autistic you must be so super autistic to dance and grind on strangers and get drunk in public you're totally not a normie or a whore and you belong here king
Good morning everyone, I just woke upTime to go to workI wanna die
>>78225751Epic esl owns himself
>>78226899goodmorning i was just going to bed goodnight
>Noone interacts with my reposts there. Also how is she a disgrace to women?Hahahahahaha everyone ignores or hates apoo hahahahahahahahaha hilarious die
>>78226921Sweet dreamsDon't let the bed bugs bite
Updated bi regular worst posters list:1. Drunk melty schizo2. Poo3. Meow4. Lavender autist5. Story6. Filefag
>>78226938>>78226945Hey I was mentioned for once, and I'm last place that's awesome this means I am the least annoying yippie.
>>78226945For the record I haven't made any lavender treats in like a week but someone else insists on continuing to bring it up so make of that what you will
>>78226953Lying isn't nice. You're insane and kept talking about it 1 or 2 days ago. You also had a dumb and annoying argument with meow which is why you earn your place. What retarded lavender dish will you make next?
>>78226953Are yOu bLOnDiE?bLu AiS? MaRRy mE
Oh god oh fuck the human body is so disgusting I don't think I will ever do anal even if I get bf
>>78226973I only mentioned it because I was bringing the last of the lavender lemonade to the people at my job and I was bummed no one wanted to try itThat argument was really embarrassing and I am trying to forget about it I promise I won't do it again>>78226979Yes, yes, and no
>>78227316What job do you do? I wonder how your coworkers felt when some autist brought them lavender lemonade lmao
While I do believe in viciously rebuking personalityfags wherever they appear I think lavender lemonade sounds quite nice
>>78227458I wash dishes in a kitchen and I brought them the lemonade and black and white cookies cause sometimes we just bring in snacks for eachother and I thought the would appreciate itThey said they liked the cookies>>78227471I don't know if I'm personalityfagging trying fun dessert recipes is just kind of the only thing going on in my life right now
>>78227507You are a personalityfag now. So you're that dishwashing blogposter too? Keep that up and some schizo might try to marry you depending on how insane your posts get
>>78227540Well, that would at least be less lonelyI'm not interesting enough to be insane though
Honestly lavender lemonade does sound pretty neat. I just picture lemonade, but instead of using water it uses a chilled lavender tea and I like both of those things separate. Someone recently brought in a tiramisu his boyfriend made where I work and it was tasty enough for something that used cream cheese, something I particularly dislike. Not sure if it was just regular cream cheese or mascarpone, but either way everyone else seemed to really love it.
>>78227580How is not putting lavender into every dish or drink you make not interesting????
Bunnyanon how are your preparations for college going? Did you find any bosnian shotas on your walks? Had more dutch tranny talks? Missed out on your daily 3dstalks?
>>78227668That's essentially exactly what the lemonade is, before I make the simple syrup I steep loose dried lavender leaves in it, strain it, boil it with sugar for the syrup, mix it with lemon juice, then water it down till its not too sweet. Tiramisu is awesome, but yeah sometimes the cheese is too tangy for me
Sucking dick at 3450am est
>>78227796>He's sucking dick at 35 o'clockI wish I was a timelord
>>78224606Only the master race is allowed to post here from now on
>>78227941If you think you're getting a single foot Pic outta me mister you're sorely mistaken
>>78227728Oh you made it using a simple syrup? I tried doing that with ginger once for a homemade ginger ale just without the carbonation, but that didn't work for me sadly. I'll have to screenshot your post in case I ever give it a go again since that sounds really lovely and easy enough to use as a base for a bunch of different drinks. I feel if I liked the cheese part of it I would really have loved it, he has brought in more of his boyfriends desserts and they have all been delicious, but the tiramisu is the only one I can remember at the moment.
>>78227941Egyptian is the real master race, everything else is a cope
>>78227941>romanfvck
>>78225227Pooposter dox
>>78228007disgusting, I expect an apology for you putting this on my screen
Daily reminder 3ds would rather be homeless or imprisoned rather than work
Does /r9gay/ support trans rights?
What's r9gays favourite animal?
>>78228093This one the one you posted I love him
>>78228061I support their right to do whatever they want with their body as long as they are of age, but don't think it should be encouraged >>78228093cats >rabbits > digs
>>78228061no I am fucking sick of them I wish they would shut up
would you date a boy who had a crush on meow?
>>78228118No, it shows poor character to be attracted to insane toxic pieces of shit. Massive red flag
>>78228118why the fuck would I date a boy who had a crush on someone else, are you retarded?
>>78228106Polar bears are pretty sweet I agree.>>78228108Thoughts on foxes?
>>78228132>>78228153Maybe he's rehabilitated
Speaking of red flags what are biggest red flags in a boy?>gets too close too fast, flirting right off the bat>flirts with multiple people at the same time>had casual sex>posted his nudes or sexualized pictures for attention >attention whore>doest respond fast enough>wants to get married 5 minutes after meeting you>had crushes on multiple people>not compatible sense of humor>doesn't treat others nicely>is severely mentally ill>selfish>unwilling to take any advice when crying about his issues
>>78228157Adorable gif thank you. Foxes are amazing too. Sadly they never get close, I almost got to pet one once but never got close again >>78228175How do you rehabilitate bad taste?
For me it's>not empathic/mean>doesn't wear socks indoors>not mentally ill (I can't fit in with any other group)>refuses to cook, clean or help around the house>doesn't take responsibility for his actions>refuses to indulge in things he dislikes for other people>willfully ignorant and negligent>refuses to get a job (NEET by choice)>too flirtateous like that other anon said>takes things too fast like that other anon said>wants to e-date/LDR without a guarantee of it becoming a normal relationship in the future>judgemental >dislikes animals>drinks a lot (mostly a warning sign but can be okay)>doesn't care about the way he dressesand of course, finally:>not white, blue eyed, 6.5, jacked with an 8 inch benis.I can't think of much other stuff right now. Plus some stuff is a red flag but not a deal breaker.
>>78228187There are places where you can visit domesticated foxes, but not sure about your country. Also you shouldn't try to pet wild animals that's a very bad idea frendo. I kinda wish I could have a pet fox since they are so cute and expressive but it probably wouldn't be a good idea.
>>78228180for me it's>lies about anything>makes fun of you, ever, or tries to fuck with your head during fights instead of making direct statements>expresses any degree of interest in anyone else. it's okay to have those interests because "everyone does" (apparently) but you don't have to say them out loud>isn't physically affectionate
Need to be in a relationship with a depressed and pathetic doomer boy.
Con is over yay>>78228093Guess
>>78228492He looks so human here it's crazyThat's basically how I sleep
>>78225563i browsed for like an hour and it was awesome. my favorite is the video where darwin keeps asking cyborg for food and cyborg tells that nigga to fuck off
Is asking someone to go on a trail with you a good first date idea?
>>78228549Maybe not the first date unless it's in a very public populated park someone might get worried you're trying to disappear them
>>78228549if they're the type to be okay long hours of sweating and leg pain then yeah. sounds fun. bring snacks, and something to do. like a game, or an instrument.
>>78228362need to be in a relationship with a depressed and pathetic coomer boy
I dropped my phone and the screen cracked SIGHHHH>>78228519Yay
>>78228180>is bisexual
crazy to think that people who have had sex post here semiregularly
Sex is scary and gross ew!
Yes it is but I want to have it anyway.
Gross! Ew! Tops should die!
>>78228223I agree with not wearing socks indoor being weird but why is that a red flag?>doesn't take responsibility for his actionsMost anons here always find ways to blame others for their failings though most are privileged crybabies What's wrong about not caring how you dress? Are you trying to impress strangers on the street? Do you dislike being comfy?>>78228360Is fapping to others ok? What do you mean express interest?>>78228588I don't know how I forgot that one
Can a doctor anon get me dht cream to grow my dickI'll top you ONCE if it works:D
>>78228362would you date a mexican mom abusing doomer twink?
Wearing socks indoors is psychopathic behaviour
>tops should die>bottoms should diehonestly meow should die so we can all live in peace
waah waaah wher bf I refuse to look for him waaah waaah waaah
Just took my 36th fat NEET shit of the day, didn't move grass yet, mom's ghost has been yelling at me to do it. Maybe tomorrow I will. Oh who am I kidding I won't ever do it because I'm a pathetic fat hemorrhoid ridden fat NEET who killed his mom I'm so hopeless
officially two weeks of dealing with this hemorrhoid. doesn't appear to be going back in at all. I might need to actually have this looked at. I tried to push it back in myself but it burned really bad and just came right back out.
>>78229056Have you tried killing your mom? Worked for me.
Would you rather have sex with story once or spend the rest of your life married to 3ds?
I hate tan lines so much
I'd kill them both
>>78229118We'd be in a throuple together
Time to go home and play some more mahjong soul yay>>78229024You hate me because I am right>>78229032But I don't refuse to I just passively don't do it
>>78228990I dislike the look of feet, so seeing them just grosses me out.>Most anons here always find ways to blame othersI know, that's sort of why I wrote it down, I probably wouldn't want to date someone from here.You should put some effort into not looking like a hobo I think, plus attraction is a part of how someone dresses. You can be comfy while still dressing well, and at home it's different of course. I don't know I would prefer the guy I'm dating to at least put some effort into his looks which includes dressing well, but it's not like I'd refuse to date a guy cos of it, chemistry and mutual attraction is more important.
>>78229298Dishonest worm die die die
>>78229327You're that one anon that's not into boyfeet. What's not to like about them? *shock*
>>78229118Sex with story is puke worthy, living with 3ds is suicide fuel
feet are just not sexual to me. I wouldn't be grossed out by a bf's feet but I won't consider them hot either.
They aren't sexual stop acting like that's why anons like them
>>78226416So true, str8 guys get more actions than most of us
if you can maintain an erection while in a sexual situation with another male then you are not straight.
me when erectile dysfunction turns me asexual
>>78228164Whose side are you onn?
>gay people when bifags show up>:O
>>78229459side of fries or side of onion rings
>>78228492Well what is meowers 2nd favourite animal then
I would like to be married to 3ds and make his mom listen to me clapping those cute little cheeks every night.
>>78228572Yeah that too but add doomer.Coomer doomer, sounds funny.>>78229014>mom abusingNot a very empathic trait is it.
>>78226020>>78226089cuddle whorenever trust a bifag
>>78229368Um I don't think so, I never expressed my dislike for on 4chan before, I think.Unless you're talking way back, like months, then *maybe* it could've been me, but I doubt it.The problem is not with feet, it's with me. You know how people can't choose their fetishes? Well I think I have the opposite of a fetish, and as far as I know there's no word for that. I've always found feet to be gross looking, girlfeet, boyfeet, manfeet, all gross to me, and I can't really choose to not dislike them.
>>78229578>cuddles with a boy>has the audacity to call HIM a faggot
>>78229530Also opossum
>>78229373i would indulge in every one of your fetishes
>>78229593Understandable choice.
>>78229603What if my fetish is weight loss and taking proper care of yourself?
>>78229611Also opossum indeed also posssum and o'possum
what about larger marsupials like kangaroos?
>>78229629i'm not obese but you could fatten me up and then whip me into shape and i would regularly exercise with someone if they motivated me to do it also sex would probably be nice afterwards but i'm also okay with not doing that and just working out for the fun of it
>>78229603cannibalism? orig
>>78229585Would you let your bf play with yours?
>>78229656only bloodsucking. i don't want permanent scars.
>>78229651What about taking responsibilities (like not leaving the pan out for 10 days), looking for a job and taking care of your health/diet? Think you could do that if you had someone motivating you?
>>78229538https://voca.ro/1lJJfETzaE0p
>>78229680is this really a fetish? it just sounds like normal bf behaviour.i really am doing a lot better than i was a couple months ago. i'm brushing my teeth twice a day.
>>78229680It's literally impossible to find a job as a gay brown miami scum
>>78229702With 8 billion people on the earth I am sure it's someone's fetish.
>>78229706unlike 98% of the local workforce i'm a legal documented citizen
>illegal spics somehow more productive than legal onesnoggin joggin
>>78229737those are the only ones that get hired because they get paid less
>>78229664I don't know, I am very insecure about my feet since I think they're ugly, maybe it's why I have this mindset in the first place. Maybe I could be convinced of it, but I am not sure.But I wouldn't like a degenerate bf who is *too* into his fetishes, if he can't respect my boundaries then that's an actual deal breaker.
>>78229638What comes after that? I am so excited to find out.
Just saw two disgusting fucking faggots holding hands I wanna kill meowself>>78229647Kangaroos are cringe top coded animals
>>78229118Filey I'm gonna rape you
>>78229782It's possum all the way down
MECICAN RAPISTS
Where bf to save me meow? Meow.
Inside your walls waah waah look for him waaaah waaah die whore
busta ass nigga
Meow meow where is my rapist bf who respects my boundaries
>>78229773Why would you be "very insecure" about your when you think all feet look bad? Strange mindset.
this is several posters itt
big dick ass twinks
>>78229853Not trve all my walls are structural>>78229869No rape waaAaaa waaa>>78229888Like who? no one is like that
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>>78229956Relocate
