Happiness and death editionQott: which fictional character do you relate to the most and why?Previous bread:>>78195788
>>78207618First for being the gayest, most chaste and purest poster in this general.
THE WORLD HEALS ITSELF AND THINGS ARE MADE BALANCED IN THEIR OWN WAY.
>>78207679>>78207653this is awesome i want it
>>78207704It's just a for fun thingIt's not like it could be misused in any way whatsoever
>>78207750>It's not like it could be misused in any way whatsoeverThat just makes it more alluring. A part of me wants to be completely controlled by my fbf in, being at the mercy (or the opposite) of his control., while another part of me just wants a normal relationship.
>>78207777 (chequed)Well yeah even externally normal relationships can do freaky cringe sex stuff but it's usually a secretI thought this was more widely known
I relate to Hakumei from 'Hakumei and Mikochi' because of her reasoning and character development, her virtues and flaws, as well as the overall pacing and lifestyle in nature, because I grew up in a rural place. My mom is a lot like her, too. Any fans of the series? Would you want to live a tiny little life in the woods, with occasional adventure?
>>78207618Light from Death NoteI'll die at 23 like him too prolly
>>78207638You acting up lately filenigger, calm your ass down
>>78207618Probably pariston from hxh, I do be mischievous and don't really care about the end goal as long as I have fun>>78207892You like watching slice of life anime? That's gay
>>78207618Tatsuhiro SatouBUT IT'S TOTALLY NOT MY FAULT, IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF THE FREAKING NHK
more like the BBC heh
i'd kms if i was gullible enough for the BBC to take advantage of me
I recall this place being less... slow?
Alright guys I've had enough of working it's time for all of us to go on strike who's with me
>>78207618Aegon the Magnanimous as he's a dumb drunktard twink with daddy issues. In a decade or two it'll probably be The Dude
A life of crime would be more thrilling than this
>>78207968Who said this anon is me? Kono baka idiot.
kiwi has a BFE asmr channel with 37k subscribers
>>78208469I'm starting my own todayI'll be at 50k by Monday
You know he is a fetishist if he managed to find a spic to date in kiwiland. Apparently he is talking to another spic on discord too.
Do people really like mouth noises?Like if I make a bunch of hisses pops and smacks when I talk I mostly just think it's annoying
I like soft talking stuff, makes you feel warm inside for a bit
dick sucking asmr channel with fbf
Everyone wants to suck a dick but nobody wants their dick sucked
Permit me to introduce myself
ill suck my own
>>78208514I like asmr but physical if that makes senseLike weird physical sensations you wouldn't normally think about like running your teeth along something or an indian rug burnJust weird shit that makes your body go "I don't know how to process this sensory information so I guess it feels kind of good?"
Asmr is for autists is the tldr
>>78208601No true ASMR feels like brain torture to me and I am a certified autist.
i prefer an ear piercing harpy screech
>>78208627It's called a spectrum for a reason :^)
shall I break a record and take two naps today? I have nothing better to do and I'm eepy.
There has to be a better source for bfs than dating appsWe have to find higher yield spawn points
>>78208752trvthnvke outside the realm
the issue for me is that I'm so weird, odd and autistic I would need a 4chan bf to understand me. A normie simply won't.
>>78208778We should ban bisexuals from societyPut them on their own little island
at least most male bisexuals are actually bisexual, f*male bisexuals are only so to entice chad.
ok but as a gay male they might as well not exist so i don't care
>>78208778I'm a remarkably average top and 90% of the gents I find myself attracted to turn out to be bi (or worse, straight)I mean part of it is the spaces I encounter incentivizing more attention from that but still
I want to fuck women but get fucked by men, why is this so hard to understand?
>tfw outing bisexuals online and ruining their livesdevious
>>78207618>intelligent>nihilistic>wicked sense of humer
ok but as a bisexual male where is my free use bottom?
>>78208879Most biscum are prisongay from chronic lack of pussy
>>78207618Chara I guess because I can relate with the whole "Woooo they're evil" thingie, I'll be honest tbough I don't think I'm gay anymore, I like wanna go on estrogen because I don't feel comfortable being a man, idk I'm really pished rn, I still like men but I just sorta not enjoying being one myself
>>78208999at one of your degen sex club holes in the wall, upside down satan
>>78208999>>78209047here's your new gf(male) have fun :)
>>78209047Get off the internet my man
>estrogenThe tranny board is down the hall and to the left
>>78208796Same. Normies will never get us.
>>78209053>>78209058jeez what got you guys so butthurt, I'm just a loser virgin
Saar this is r9GAY
so you don't want to hold hand and floric around while we sing kumbaya?
>>78209188haha floric
>minor spelling mistakeGET HIM
>tfw no bf to enjoy the fleeting nice weather with
i'll floric both your asses, come here
>>78209225I want the weather to get cold and wet I am so tired of this sunny bullshitI want to go apple picking I want it to be autumn already
Attempting to sleep at 22, feeling like a grandpa
>>78209248Cold and wet weather is my preference but summer nights are comfy. Do you go apple picking or is it just something you'd like to do?
>>78209386I've gone apple picking every year since I was a kid it's like my favorite thingI love making pastries and stuff with them when I get home, also putting apples in grilled cheeses rules
>>78209070God damn it, why couldn't I just be a normal gay man, I hate this so much
>normal>gay
I love plucking medlar and spitting out the seed after eating, just like with cherries
>>78209705I've never seen these in my life they look too creepy to eat personally
Picked tacos off the taco tree and squeezed some baja blast from the leaves
>>78207618I'm wearing a blue shirt with black boxers and black and blue striped socks quite a coincidence
you guys never give me the attention I deserve
give my cock an balls some attention first lol
Thinking about trying anxiety meds. Still not sold on them but my parents want me to try something before resigning myself to a life in my room relying on whatever my family leave me
>>78210134If it's so bad then you should definitely give them a try
maybe I have gotten an infection from my ass. All I want to do is sleep and drink water.
Put me in the will
Put me in the walls
Glory wall
I become a permanent free use installation in Story's walls and he feeds me dead flies and rotting garbage from cookware left out on the stove to keep me alive
No, no I would at least feed you properly with leftover pizza and fresh chicken and pork.
>>78210606I don't know how much I trust that pork and chicken to be fresh considering how many close calls and debates over safety there have been regarding your old meat
>>78210641well if I haven't gotten sick from eating it then you should be fine.
One time I stepped on the kitchen laminate floor and had snow on my shoe so I slipped comically like a banana peel and spilled an entire gallon of milk across the whole floor in a thin layer and I quickly got stuff out of the way to clean it but I accidentally left two pounds of hamburger in the cupboard next to the sink since the countertop was full and didn't find it again until it was liquefying and the stench stayed for entirely too long
>alone on friday nightPerhaps one day my fbf and I will be out doing something or enjoying a quiet evening indoors
>>78210779Fat boyfriend?
does anyone else here have an unhealthy sexual relationship with THEMSELF?I've noticed that if I don't want to practice anal I start bullying myself in my headI call myself lazy and start insulting my looksit's completely involuntary, my brain seems to do itfor instance I just got a new cage and it fits greatI've been hunting for the right cage for anal play because every one I've tried is either too big or too smallso I spent all day trying to talk myself into anal so I could test out doing a longer session while cagedI didn't really feel like it, but I felt like I had togot home and I really don't want tomy bm was perfectly clean and I took an ediblestill don't want tonow I'm forcing myself to think words of affirmation and convince myself that it's okay that I just wanna jerk off normally and chill tonightbut I keep catching myself calling myself lazy and ugly, deadweight and slobbishwhat the fuck?
>>78210886Listen to your heart bb.
About to fall asleep before its even midnight. Frankly I'm depressed and ashamed at my lack of stamina
>>78211065Bro I'm about to pass out and it's not even 7 pm talk to me when you're ancient like I am
>>78211072I usually sleep at 7 or earlier for a few hours. I only got up at midday forgoing the usual nap and still I hear my bed calling
>>78211136I think we are all malnourished or dying or bothI just hope I can get a good sleep tonight since even though I'm tired all the time I sleep very fitfully and wake up sometimesTomorrow at work we're hosting a funeral party for 300 people and its gonna be busy as shit
>>78210134Could try st johns wort before the funny chemicals
6 secret straights vs 1 straight
>>78211287This looks like the worst video ever made that said I wanna see the two dudes on the left make outThe guy on the right has that andrew energy
>tfw no bf to nibble on
The con was fun but I'm super tired tons of gay people too talked to some nice people meowyay I will see if I can wake up.tomorrow at all....>>78195788I have a dog clicker on my keychain I will give it to my bf when we start dating meow
>>78211388What con did you go to?
>>78211428Ropecon, a finnish roleplaying convention
>>78211432Aw man that sounds awesomeDid you get to play any tabletop games
>>78211450A baby version of catan (the normal ones were taken), some simplified version of an old dnd edition and an four hour one shot of some dudes full homebrew game where you play as alphabet agency leaders trying to secure a secret lab
>>78211480Oh wow that's a lot actuallyI played catan once and I got my ass kickedThat homebrew sounds pretty cool though, roleplaying as a secret agent seems like it would be a lot of fun
>>78211526We were the guys in suits sitting in a cargo container barking orders at the guys on the ground. Everybody was from a different agency and had their own hidden agenda. It was alternating turns between rapidly moving the units and not talking and talking things through and making plans. A bit janky as it was the first playtest but definitely fun.
girly boys are so fascinating
Bifags will always leave you for a woman. Always. Please never forget this boys.
>>78211568No they are NOT.>>78211592How do you know
>>78211600>they are NOTHow do you know? Ever met a girly boy irl? No? That's what I thought.
>>78211600I don't have many friends but I float around different groups online, and too often have I heard the same tale. Poor guy yesterday told a story of a bifag that swept him off his feet and have his head filled with promises, only for him to be dropped in place of a woman the guy barely knew. Sometimes I'd like to think karma takes care of these types of people in their own way, if not with lifelong loneliness then at least something further down the line more devastating.
cant log into my discord. guess this is goodbye
>>78211627Surprise Penis Removal courtesy of the Universe
>he met his bf in kindergarten
>>78211627>AnecdoteCool cool. I get the sentiment but they might leave for another man too, just like anybody could. No need to be biphobic.>>78211626Depends on your definition IG
my stomach feels like a storm is about to hit
>>78211681Me too brotherHold my hand and we'll ride this wild mustang together
new strat for leaking with my leaking anal mucus. Take the hair dryer on cool to my ass crack ever hour or so. Much better for the skin than wiping with tp. I hope this stops pretty soon or I might actually have to get medical help.
>>78211709Have you been putting likeAnti biotics on it and stuff?Maybe try liquid bandages, since I guess you can't put a bandage on your assholeOr wait is it in your asshole
I think story actually masturbates furiously after saying the grossest things ever heard by man no way the fucker does not have a hc humiliation fetish probably scat too
>>78211723nope, should I be? the skin around my anus is already quite inflamed and angry I don't want to make it worse. >>78211724I do have a pee fetish and probably humiliation too, but you have to call me stupid, nothing else would work.
>>78211750Story. Words fail me. I simply cannot express how little I care. Just keep your stinking maw shut.
>>78211750I mean if it's like a spot you can reach it might be worth it to try putting liquid bandage on itIt's nontoxic and should block the leakage At least that's how its supposed to work I only use it on cuts I've never gotten a hemorrhoid before
>>78211764No. I'm still a 4chan troll at heart. The stars updates about my leaky asshole will continue until morale improves. >>78211778I don't want to block my anus completely, the hemorrhoid is internal and needs to go back in but it's been almost two weeks and while it's not big or bleeding anymore it still is out of anus which is allowing the mucus seeping.
>>78211709how long has this been going on? 2weeks?
Meow after today I think I could do this dating stuff definitely not off apps though but going into bars or lgbt events like 3ds or something I also gots some streetpass hits yay.
>>78211814Okay yeah I forgot what the liquid bandage applicator looked like but you probably wouldn't be able to maneuver that in your asshole wellI mean if its not bleeding I guess that's progressMaybe spray an antibiotic up your butt for good measure??
>>78211833Hell yeah man, that's the spirit! Go for it and find the guy for you, he's been waiting long enough!
>>78211851Yay. I still feel a bit scared about trying to pursue someone given I can't know if they like me back or of it would work anyway or if someone better suited will come right when I decide but I guess taking that leap is an integral part of love
it;s all fun and games until meow smashes your head in with his hammer because you triggered his ptsd being playful.
>>78211877I'm not violent meow but probably emotionally difficult and will turn cold and distant if he crosses some invisible line either of us knew about meow
story why dont you opt for stool softeners or fiber i forget what you do for hemmies
>>78211936the shits themselves are not painful what was on Sunday the 7th I got diarrhea and kept straining, eventually thrombosing a hemorrhoid. It was very painful for several days until it finally popped and bled, now I'm just waiting for it to go back in. I've had a thrombosed hemmy before I can't remember how long it took for that to happen.
Waa sad a bit where bf to cuddle and hold me and rock me to sleep gently waa
I want to run an underground super lab with my fbf cooking methamphetamine for a psychotic Chilean fagman trying to destroy a cartel that killed his own bf decades agoThat's not unreasonable..
I want to marry a nice man, have a cute private ceremony and live happily ever after
>>78212365Mr white. We have the finest cocks. Los pollos vergas. I need you to cock for me under my chicken restaurant. Making the finest cocks for the finest asses. Do you accept, Mr white?
my father was likely cooking meth when he OD'd on benadryl and got thrown in the river so they could move the lab before the cops came.
Meow where husbie mrrraaa. Mraaa. Mrrrraaaa. Need touch. Mraaaa. Need love. Mrraaaa.
I have hope that one day meow will find his hubby, overcome his ptsd and live happily ever after.
>>78212513That better be today or heads will roll.
>>78212513Story has better odds
If you could, would you hypnotize a boy to be your bf?
I also have hope that one day story will die of a heart attack and be eaten by his cats because no one will know he's dead until he starts stinking too bad. Then he will face judgement for how he treated his mother.
one of the employees at the lgbt center asked if i wanted to sign up for prep
>>78212566I mean you can't keep fucking old men forever without getting pozzed
wouldn't happen at the g center is all I'm sayin
you really should take it, it doesn't hurt anything.
>>78212580You retard gay men are most likely to get HIV
>>78212540i hope that when he dies they find her body in the backyard and realize that story killed his momgood true crime documentary if i do say so myself
Would you teach your bf how to be "funny"? I'm kinda insecure about my humor capabilities...
>>78212588They're bi you dip
what if your bf isnt funny either you can be unfunny together <3
>>78212596The sucky part is that you can't teach itEither the shit you say makes him laugh or it doesn'tHumor is a merciless battleground, and I am an embarrassing casualty
I just googled PrEP and according to their website 1/8 of people that have HIV don't even know they have it and that's just fucking scaryYou could fall in love with someone and just get it by complete accident and it wasn't even really their fault
Unless you're born an aids baby how is it not their fault tf???
>>78212640They could just not know they have itWhat if they got it from someone who lied to them about not having it
>>78212640what if you're born russian
that's why I say get on it if you're planning on having sex. a guy, even a bf can always lie and say they're virgins and you have no way of knowing. better safe than pozzed.
I don't consider myself super prudish about sex stuff despite being a virgin but this image and its implications make me deeply uncomfortableI don't want to be part of someone's "sex network"
>>78212606This would actually be quite cool.>>78212610How would you describe your jokes anon? I think mine are a combo of those "21st century humor" videos on youtube and a preschoolers view on life.
>>78212650If you have any suspicion at all make him get tested first, if he's offended then he's safely id'd pozzed and you can move on>>78212659I guess if everyone around you also has aids it doesn't matter much..
>>78212685Literally the most baseline ape brain observational comedy, I see a sign or read something that sounds absurd and I repeat it in an exaggerated wayIt is entirely situational and I cannot come up with anything funny without environmental promptingMy brain is blank, comedically
Road work ahead? I sure hope it does!
i actually miss vine
>only a spoonfulXD
Sigh where bf sigh
I actually do wonder if I died right now how long it would take anyone to notice. All my bills are set to autopay so there wouldn't be anyone around to shut off the ultlites. I'm guessing about a week or so when I don't put trash cans out the neighbor would start to wonder.
>>78212742He's probably sitting at home asking himself the same questionAlso he's probably jerking off
>>78212756Why would he be jerking off lol what a sad thought
is porn watching a no-no for your bf in a relationship? Jerking off in general? What if he was the one who wanted you to abstain from both?
>>78212762Because he's lonely and horny>>78212764I honestly want a guy I can jerk off with, and admire hot fictional characters together with
>>78212764I wouldn't mind either if it was in moderation and he'd be able to abstain to save it for me. I would prefer him to use me though, even if just as a masturbation aid
>>78212776No way my fbf is too cool for that meow
>>78212764ntr-lite
anyone got some epic twink-toks to recommend?
my bones hurt
>life too empty to make small talk on the r9gay where all the thread personalities are young adults in normie ascendancynew low bar
>>78212622>and it wasn't even really their faultthey clearly were careless enough to have sex with someone else who was carrying the virus
>>78212764i wouldnt care if my bf watched porn or jerked off desu
>>78212862then dont talk the the personalities theyre annoying anyway talk to real anons like a real anon
when is the best time to tell a boy that you don't like his fursona?
>>78212433Your father sounds extremely basedI'm sorry if he wasn't in reality, or that he died if he was
we're all infected... at the cdc anon told mewhatever it is, we all carry it
Meow where bf waa. Me is sad. Waa.
find one then?idk what to tell you
Imagine if your bf was as big as a hamster. You could build him an entire world out of office supplies or something!
>>78212922I don't know how meow
Keeping my fbf in my walls in a tiny flat:c
>>78212927no one here knows how either thats kinda the point i think but not doing anything wont give you a boyfriend :[hope you find one though
>>78212941Personally, I'd live there
>>78212879ok but I don't have anything to talk to them about either l=
At this point it's not the sex I crave most, it's the little small things. Kissing, hugging, snuggling together, resting our heads on each other shoulders, just care and love.
>>78212945I'm sad where bf I also feel overwhelmed waa
If you ranked continents by most bfable males how would it go? Antarctica first for me
holy shit i need to end my life soon
>>78212953you gotta tryyou wont know until you do !!i guarantee anything you like at least one other person here will also like
making my fbf a mint tin house so i can take him with me everywhere
>>78212957I once knew this feel but then my brain looped around and now it just wants sex because I can't stand being around other human beings irl for real in practice and I never want to have to share a living space with anyone except maybe a cat or a rabbit
>>78212998>*tap tap*"Babe open the tin, I need the kitchen!!"
I'd live in my bf's pocket, sounds fun being so smol.
>>78212983Do you wanna talk about it anon? Maybe the kind strangers of r/9gay can help you sort your life out???
>>78212959i dont know you personally so i am basing this off of the general feelings i have about the people in these threadsi think you need to work on yourself firsthow can you expect anyone else to love you if you dont even love yourself yk?
>>78213037I don't love myself but I like myself meow isn't that enough
>>78213019what if you fell out and he stepped on you???
>>78213037Do not start, abort abort brick wall alert
>>78213052what? why?im just trying to help?
Male order Russian HUNK husband who doesn't speak English and divorces you after gaining citizenship
>(Meow-on!) it's a big, black doorway>(Meow-on!) weak and soft but tryin' anyway>(Come-on, meow-on!) got a monster within me>(Meow it along!) gonna smash me to smithereens>I'm after (husband husband!)>Oh gimme gimme my! (husband husband!)>{{Big and strong holds possum snugly in his arms ~~ arms arms arms}}>While I won't be leavin' that alive (he won't be stayin' alive)>This possum will just for one night (be held so strong and so tight)>R-9-gay legend passing by
>>78213045unfortunately i dont think soof course you can still get into a relationship if you dont love yourself but its hard to love and care for someone else when you dont treat yourself the same wayif your bf takes care of himself and you that will be draining and could lead to resentment and there will be times when you give or he takes more from your relationship, but if you dont love yourself you will need more reassurance and not give as much to him which again, will lead to resentment
>>78213059Just do not, okay. You're wasting your time trying to be helpful especially to that faggot entity called meow2.0this discussion has been had 100000 times>>78213085wagner bf only
>>78213109Retarded take no one healthy loves themselves with a passion besides friend like bf would be peak
I made sushi rice today with the perfect ratio of water to rice
>>78213029i turn 21 at the end of the month and i am still an autistic friendless virgin (gay virgin lol! lol!!) neet. a complete disappointment in all aspects
>>78213117healthy people who dont use anonymous message boards to talk about how said their lives are and actually do something about their problems usually have healthy self loveim sorry youve never had that before anon, i hope you dont die hating yourself :(
>>78213143I just said I like myself you fool
>>78213127You just gotta find your *special interest* in life anon. Find something that you enjoy without a bf and then live life focusing on it, with time a bf will come your way too.Ever thought about college?And what kind of music do you listen to?
>>78213151liking yourself and loving yourself are different things i fear
>>78213161Die to death hypocrite whore meow
>>78213161And neither is hating myself. This is just normie purity testing word games.
>>78213167i was just trying to help? i dont even know you? you dont know anything about me?that right there is why no one willingly wants to help you and why you dont have a boyfriendi feel like that is common sense?
>tfw no younger engineering nerd top bf who chastises you for settling for stem-lite and withholds access to his penis until you finish your math homework
>>78213194HOLY SMOKES!Do boys like that actually exist?!
math nerd top and humanities major bottom is otp.
fuck math
Which top would fit a biologist bottom
>>78213203Yes but they're all bisexual :/
Noooo marine biologist bf don't fuck the dolphins aaaaaaaa
how much math is involved in your biology degree meow?
>>78213228Mostly statistics meow and high school level stuff
>>78213159i did 2 and a half years of community college and i hated it. it was just something for me to do because i never got a job until my last semester, i didnt make any friends or talk to anyone. i like electronic, hip-hop, and rock and a lot of the subgenres within them
i get my engineering degree next yearkms
I don't even have a special interest, I got all the of social problems of the 'tism with none of the benefits.
>>78213272Help me do my math homework anon
Can someone guess what's my special interest meow
gan grape
>>78213294Why would I obsess over that meow makes no sense at all lolmao
>>78213281sure but im not giving you the answers what kind of math is it
meow should take a vacation to the US and see real life possums.
>>78213301calculus 2that's okay I can look up the answers anyway, that's not the point
grapes are yummy but i prefer the green ones
>>78213308thats cheating calculus 2 isnt even that hard use your brain
>>78213288Being a retarded disappointment to your family
meanwhile I struggled with basic high school algebra. being a mathlet sucks.
Why study something you don't enjoy
>>78213319It's a lot of repetition though and I can't finish my tests in time ):
>>78213323People usually obsess over their special interest and I'm not that at all meow
>>78213331repetition should make it even easierthen do them faster?
>>78213288complaining about not having a bf on the internet
>>78213349if I could just do them faster I would have, obviouslyyou're no help at all thanks.
>>78213354Close but not the main one
I just came so hard it hit my face and the wall behind me, now it's time to sleep.
>>78212976Countries aren't realThe concept of nations is thetan brainwashing meant to keep us tethered to the earth
>>78213441Continents aren't countries or nations and they are most definitely very real stoopid
>>78213462Oh my god I misread your dumb post get over it jeez louise
eepy time for fat neets.
>>78213467Not my post and I wouldn't call that misreading as much as retardation since the post also very explicitly mentions the one landmass on earth that is a continent but doesn't hold a single country
>>78213478I misread the word continent as country you ass
>>78213491And then didn't read the rest of the post at all? Antarctica isn't a country you gormless rube.
>>78213501From my frame of reference I wasn't the one who called it one, moron.
>>78213515And instead of rereading the post to make sure you didn't misread you decided to start ermm ackhuallying about something that's not even being discussed? Come the fuck on mang.
>>78213532You mean what you're doing? If anything my reaction was the complete opposite of erm ackshuallying, because I continued to respond anyway without nitpicking over it. But you're just starting shit because you're emotionally immature and an attention whore. Annoying.
>>78213545Retarded AND delusional? Happy feet, wombo combo. Ermmm ackhually countries aren't real ehrmmm what the sigma
tfw no bf to psychologically torment
Rare based meow defending my post from retardanon??Also nobody fucking answered so die r9gay dieFull list is:Antarctica>>>Asia>Europe>>NorthAmerica>>Australia/Oceania>>>>>>SouthAmerica>>>Africa
>>78213563But NA last and I agree
tfw no cute antarctic scientist bf
>>78213549What? You know what erm ackshuallying means, right? It means correcting someone over some small irrelevant detail that doesn't practically detract from understanding their overall point. I was introducing a new line of thinking, based on a word I misread. Not correcting small things about what anon said that anyone would intuitively understand anyway. My comment wasnt even confrontational. You're awful to be around.
on the low i might be evil
>>78213603No shitNot on the low lol
>>78213252But anon, college is needed for the big bucks! But it's okay.Tell me the most niche subgenre you listen to, please.
>>78213593You're so delusional it's almost funny
Forgot you're all rancid cunts, god forbid someone makes a mistake around you
>>78213621I'm gonna smooch you
Mistakes are okay, arrogant mistakes are kys tier
>>78213620Uhhh suck my dick lol
i put that shit on todaygreeter chick at walmart was staring my ass down so clearly i did something righti'm a baddie
>>78213628Aight bet that's a promise then
>>78213627Mixing up a word isn't arrogant, weak justification
i'm so interesting and cute and funny how do i get boys to notice my radiance
>>78213636Mixing up a word, bitching about it and then digging your heels down very much is
boys in skirts boys in dresses boys in feminine clothing
>>78213641No man. You or whoever doesn't get to write paragraphs putting me down for something small like that and then get to put me down again for responding to your that disproportionate reaction. I know you cunts are just trolling but it's insufferable.
Do you own any? I do, but only for myself
Where is a man who will put me, a boy, into a skirt and love me
>>78213633It was a figure of speech. Please don't ever come within a distance of any of my senses that's required to perceive your presence.
My fbf won't be permitted to own a credit card so he cannot improve his score and therefore become financially independent without me
Your surface conversations are all so pleasant but that's how you lure them in isn't it you fucking freaks
for a brief time i thought schizomelty and lavender-kun were the same idk why
>>78213623I'd punch you in the face if you tried that
>>78213656Cope. You are the one acting in bad faith and being mean for no reason.>>78213667Sure, sure. Faggot.
>>78213697You're gonna escalate a smooch into a rape huhI'll go easy on your bussy
>>78213703Lol what. That's literally exactly what you're doing. You're trying to provoke me by insulting me over nothing. I make an innocuous comment, get a scathing reply over a small mistake, and I'm the bad guy? Oh wait, that doesn't make any sense. You're fucking around. Disgusting quality for a person to have.
Let's not escalate this childish bickering into a murder, yeah? As a bottom I would never rape anyone or anything.
>>78213711Lol you're so funny. There I affirmed your sick sense of humor, fuck you.
>>78213721>Actually you're evil for doing what I'm doing but with nobler motivesManipulative psycho core
I'm probably gonna kill myself before my birthday
bratty schizo need rape correction
>>78213729Meow or one of his other cringe personalities screaming projection at the top of its lungs again. Fuck you.
>>78213737You need to be crippled in such a way where you can never be seen or heard from by anyone who could be damaged by your malignant influence
>>78213737Rape is abuse, not correction. Repent.>>78213742Gnnnaaaa. Being mad won't change the truth. Gnnnnaaa. Etched into air. Gnnnnnaaaa. Clear for all to see, as the spring spring of white light. Gnnnaaa. Like a blue night of a hot summer day. Gnnnnnaaaa.
Why did you never lash out at the dirty spic for flirting with your bf anyway faggotLike as if any of us deserve your schizophrenic babbles
>>78213755Kiwi? I don't even recognize his posts. Seems like a proper cunt that one.
>>78213751The truth has always been on my side lmao and no amount of 24/7 shitposting puppetry and psychological manipulation will ever change that. You have a hateboner for me for some reason, idk why, but I suggest you get over it. It's clouding your judgment.
>>78213761Iwonic meow
i would let my bf smooch mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvGRj77EAOo
Would you bf someone famous enough to have several pages of rule34 art of themselves?
>>78213766Not really. I mean I hate you too, but I'm pretty straightforward and the only times I've ever put on personas they were clearly fake and a frustrated attempt at criticizing the act of having them for real. I overreact to shit but you genuinely love causing misery.
I would let my bf hurt me if he did it out of love and didn't break any bones or organs or major muscles meow
the archiveschizo had no trait other than capitalization and punctuation he would never use images!
>>78213788Keep yapping so I can understand your mental phrenology better thx
Meow on times like these when my brain is acting up but I feel good so my mind isn't clouded by anxiety I remember that I'm criminally insane, crazy in the coconut if you will meow
>>78213797Implied admission that you really are a manipulative freak. My "mental phrenology" can be reduced down to a single persisting desire, and that's to escape you mentally ill fucks who infest every pocket of the world once and for all.
>>78213816guys sex
>>78213613i dont even know if i want the big bucks in life at this point i just want something to make me happyi wouldnt say the subgenres i listen to are super niche more certain bands that have a unique sound that a lot of people dont listen to. but the most niche thing might be this post-hardcore sludge metal i really like or some really old obscure cloud rap releases
>>78213820Not very nice gnaa meanie gnaa poopyhead gnaa
not a single poster itt wouldn't benefit from taking meds of some kind and that's a verified fact
banned from grindr is crazy
>>78213836But what kind of meds? I've tried a lot of differents ones and they litter latter my cupboards I never got less insaney from it what do you recommendcommend
>>78213833Lmao trivialize all you want, doesn't change the fact that I'm right about you.
>>78210023I will fuck your asshole instead
>>78213832But couldn't you buy stuff you like with the big bucks anony? Heck you could indirectly buy a bf too. (being wealthy increases your friend circle which increases your bf find chance)What stuff do you do so on the daily?>>78213836I'm on the max dose of SSRIs an not much changed...
>>78213847Continuing to be a mean poopyhead I c
>>78213866You're the mean one lol. If anything you're better at it and I think that speaks to it being truer to your nature than it is to mine. I hate that the world rewards that but I have no control over it I guess. What you're doing is wrong and you don't care, like everyone.
>>78213893Rubber und glue yapmaster
>tfw no british bf to introduce me to tea
>>78213836I should be on a slow drip of a functional dissociative at all waking hours
>>78213836everything becomes significantly worse after drinking
Wish I could get drunk but it's too late nowIt's for the better anyway, makes me so nauseous these daysNeed to find another escape
i had to quit drinking because i kept walking outside
i cut the inside part of my lip with a cherry seed. the betrayal never ends...
>>78214117Did someone see you or something? Even when I'm drunk I'm too inhibited to do that (usually)
>>78214175nope. i really dont know why i started doing that. it isnt the real reason i stopped drinking either, but it was pretty scary
Personaposter the hypocrite
>>78214225>personaposterwho?
>>78214236Someone who posts here duh
>>78212976>>78213563is turkey asia or rurope
>>78214250You talking about me? I've never been no hypocrite.
>>78214250but that doesnt seem like a poster here or at least a singular poster>>78214253central asian. its why they won
Once I die I will be with him. I just know it.
>>78214268That's the point of it
>>78214301what was the inspiration for the post
>>78214292full as a butter field
i fucking hate asa butterfield he looks 11 and 40 at the same time and hes also british or something and that phenotype sucks
i hope anon is compiling that care package for me. i might have to leave again
>>78214327I think he's got a pretty nice name and surname too.>>78214342Isn't he just adorkable ^_^
>>78214326Why do you ask? Do you think it might concern you?
>>78214348special delivery vagueposter
>>78214349his lack of upper lip makes him chimpesque
>>78214363you just called all british people chimps
>>78213865i dont like that many things or have real hobbies/interests i pursue. i spend time on my computer to distract myself from debilitating loneliness
>>78214374Do you wear oversized hoodies? I like to think that all depressed boys do.
>>78214368yes i know that's why i said it
>>78214356i dont think so to be honest, but it could be, not in a ego>he is talking about me!way, but because you posted it after my post. my first question was just a joke because personafag could mean so much and i didnt know there was someone personaposting
>personafagweird typo. going to bed now
>>78214424Lmao anons on their toes now, I hate this placeI don't care because it doesn't matter
lithium suppository
sigh. sigh. flipping sigh
>>78214461but why? why do you hate /r9gay/? its my favorite place
>>78214512Idk scroll up lolCan't wait to see what the response to this will be (if there is one)I bet it'll be so surprising
>>78214548you hate /r9gay/ because of 1 guy? thats not fair, anon
I'm sort of a brat, but not really.
>tfw you will always be a liar
"Yes, I play Genshin, how could you tell?"
>tfw no prodigy bf with cute feets
>>78214665I don't see a plug on that tail.
>>78214741the average boy is completely heterosexual
>tfw no bf with severe case of boyvoice
i have a completely normal voice :)i won
>>78214814you can't just say that without posting proof anon...
>>78214822i was confirmed in the threads of /r9gay/s past and i cant post right now because of reason
4 am bike ridedubs demand it
>>78214863hehe only gay people ride bikes
>>78214863okay well I can go anyway
>>78214864i've never rode a bike before
Nothing like cruising down the empty streets on my vintage road bike and feeling the wind in my hai- ACK! GOD DAMMIT THE POTHOLE GOT ME
oh but you typed all that midfall, right
Google voice, it's not like you can type on a bike anywayAlso>not using a well-maintained bike trail
>>78214892>well-maintained bike trailWhere is this promised land you speak of?
>>78214917Looks like some shithole in eastern europe. Try a a first world city.
>>78214920Okay, adopt me then
Today's bf-flavor is:eastern-european cybersecurity nerd
I want to hear more about anon's noble motives
what would be more interesting to know about are the means he uses to actualize those motives
Where are the cute touch-starved anons in my area >:(
>>78215092Staying away from you and your absurdly repellant and damaging personality, if I had to take a guess based on trends here
>>78215229It's more the opposite, that I'm not assertive enough to make proper progress on meeting these people.
>>78215239Oh that's nice. Sounds like something practice might fix.
i wish i had a puppy girl bf
the worst part is I fucking knew it would happen, because it always doesyou sick fucks are so god damn predictable
I just want to strangle one of you
i just wanted a puppy girl from r9gay :|
literal zero empathy zombie turds
performative kindness at best, usually used as a weapon anyway
trash people in a trash threadeverything is fucking trash
my r9gay gf i just want my r9gay gf
>>78215472they're like fucking sharks anonthey'll use any weakness as a pretext to rip you to shreds
>>78215483i want a friend who isnt a sharkdo you know anyone who wont become a revolution
Playing a 200lvl character against those that are lvl 7 in bleach brave souls is pretty cool actually. Killing opponents with your regular attack is such a godlike experience
>>>/soc/33295973Which one of you is this??? o_O
>>78213118I've never been more jealous of anything posted in these threads before that shit is SO HARD
>>78213441Based spacenoid whose soul is no longer chained down by earth's gravity
I don't want to go to work can one of you anons go for me?
That's it, if genshit ever gets released on switch I'm playing it
>>78214382yeah like all the time, most of my shirts are oversized because i like the fit (and im insecure about being underweight)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gPCLnDWc_Y friday night into saturday morning...
how do I find a chad bf?pls help me r9gay you guys love chad too
I love loser chadsNormalfags think they're losers but they're chads to me <3
i am a loser u_u
I need a doctor who will give me dht cream to grow my cock
Why are some guys attracted to more masculine, and some to more feminine guys? Is it an acquired taste or are there biological differences? Brain chemistry? What do you think?
>>78216214No idea but my preferences haven't changed since I was 12
>>78211287I saw a post that was a 'reality tv show idea' where they put a dozen guys in a house and they have to find the straight one to win moneybut the trick is they're all straight
>>78216483the plot twist is that they're actually all super straight and it turns into an orgy at the end
>>78216529superstr8 is my favorite flavor of gay they're so precious
Mwaa where bf mwaa... Mwaa...
https://voca.ro/18r0jGKberJN
>>78214564They make the majority of posts and they're constantly antagonizing me. Across threads, across platforms. They misrepresent and misinterpret everything I say and do in the worst way possible. It's been going on for a long time.
>>78216712Bitin
is that the mutt that played the harmonica
>>78216789i played harmonica a while back a few times
>>78216821yeah that was nice and cute
I was wondering why someone would be so mean and then say it's nice and then I realized the conversation was literally about a dog since I heard that too pleas e help me
it was mean to call anon's dog a mutt but it's a tough kinda love so it's okay :D
I will be cooking my steak either today or tomorrow, likely tomorrow. Any skilled cooking boys here that will give me some tips so I don't fuck it up completely?
>>78217372Use a meat thermometer if you're nervous, it can aid precision. Lots of good videos on YouTube to aid if it's something you're not overly familiar with.
I just want someone to come all over my back.
>>78217478We are going to stand Shoulder to shoulder in the new life and say to each other We all made itTogether
>>78217538Lol. Thanks. Fuck you.
>>78217561Whoa I've never replied to a post that got deleted beforeNifty
everyone always talks about overcome but no one ever says come over
>>78217561You're going to quote a deleted post as some bullshit passive aggressive gesture so everyone knows it was thereSo fucking exhaustingI didn't even read your post, you smarmy faggot. You don't mean anything without that facetious shit eating grin on your face.
>>78217586Why would anyone want to be around anyone else anymore, when this is what everyone isLmao are you for fucking realWhy would they? Maybe you'd have some common sense if you didn't spend your time trying so hard to be an ironic dickwad on the internet
should I get another kind of oil besides olive for my steak?
>>78217604there was nothing ironic in my post sir
>>78217649don't care, fuck youthat's what you meant by your post, to meso I'll say it directly to you and skip the smug faggotry
>>78217662>that's what your post meant, to mesome people are really this mentally ill
>>78217662If you want to write my posts for me you have to take a position as my secretary/bf/PA/lifecoach sorry
>>78217677great, fantastickeep doubling down on the insultsyou're really proving me wrong hereso actively and aggressively totally fuckin flipping my worldview
>>78217693I'm not even the anon you're replying to, I just wanted to point out that you're a fucking faggot lmao
>>78217700no, you areyou all areso constantlyit's like this fuckin miasmaand you're all so used to the shit company of people like you you're nosebleed
>>78217717take your fucking meds LOL
Noseblind >>78217721
>>78217590It got deleted after I replied to it what are you talking aboutI can't see the future
>>78217721Stop being a huge piece of shit lulsStop normalizing it kekStop acting like I should just accept it>>78217687So I guess you're damned if you do damned if you don't right? You insist on using bitchy passive aggressive subtext yet when someone reads into what you say, because you make them, that's an egregious overreach. You fucking people. Scum.
what kind of boys is schizomeltyanon into
>>78217743Does it feel good being insane and laughed at or are you just too dumb to not reply to people :^D
>>78217745Ones that will leave me the fuck alone.So dishonest, you know I'm not schizo- anything and that I'm right but you can't help perpetuating your rot.
>>78217755You're laughing at me because you're a bad person. How do you not get that? Hide behind your fucking mob, like I care. It only proves you're like them and you're as much of a jackass as I say you are.
I bet schizomelty is a delicious femboy with a fat cock..
>>78217777>hide behind your mobI'm literally just laughing at you because you're acting insane. I did ask if you knew you don't have to reply to everyone you fucking retard
>>78217785Buzzword after buzzword after buzzwordThis is fine, it actually takes some pressure off because the malignancy isn't so focused
>>78217777I like your post number crazy boy
So fat and dripping as he insults the whole thread hnnngh.. tell em babe, get their assesI'll support you from beneath your desk
>>78217789Yeah and that's something only shit people do. I can reply to whoever the fuck I want. Weird you haven't realized that.
>>78217811I'm going to snap because of you stupid fucking pricksIt's probably what you wanted Some faggot letter agency bullshitYou never stop. Why won't you fucking stop.
>>78217818>uh no I can reply to everyone and get mad at the people I've constructed in my headPower to you, dude. Sounds totally not-insane
>>78217837Good luck I guessIf they mishandle my package again I'm torching the local post office desu
>>78217844There's nothing imaginary about it, and your sarcastic wiseass response only serves to verify that.
>>78217863The main branches of gooberment that you shouldn't aggress upon are the IRS and the Postal Service, they don't fuck around except when providing you a service
>>78217863Weren't you planning on doing that anyway? Or was that testing the waters? Also I have no idea what you're talking about, so there's that.
>>78217863Asking them to put 10 dog warnings on your address
>>78217881Oh thanks for clarifying. Forgot how you liked to do your domestic terrorism. Oh my god it was all an act?!! Shocking. Fuck you, can't overstate that.
Can I get a nya :3 in the chat?
>>78217911no, some retard might think it's a personal attack and start writing deranged rants in replynya~ :3333
>>78217911uh nyo
>>78217911https://voca.ro/18UxeLiglBsq
>>78217911nya~ :3 *nuzzles you*
>>78217921This post perfectly illustrates what you people do.That was a personal attack. You're the ones who are deranged. Encircling each other in this bitchy bullshit. Always lying. One upping. Condescending. Insulting.
>>78217911Nya nya nya~ :3 <3
>>78217944nya :3
That's it I'm getting the spray bottle this is getting out of hand
Sociopathic freak. I'm talking specifically to you now. You have friends and that's wonderful but try going beyond the superficial and you're not going to get anywhere because you never listened.
*hisses* swipes at you then runs away and hides under the couch.
>>78217921Yet you did it anyway with 4 threes? What a kitty pilled qt>>78217923Nyas>>78217924God damn I want to lick your kitty face as you do that again. Kawaii and underlyingly lewd>>78217926*purrs and nuzzle you back* nyaaaaaaaa :3 >>78217950Very good loveing nya fellow nya army boy :3 <3
For today I'll play Victoria II again methinks with a different mod
>>78217983Play a mod that makes Hitler look like this.
*sniffs your butt then does a stank face* (flehmen response)
Good morning. Have you been up all night arguing again? Or did you want up early for this. I hope you're getting enough sleep. It's nice that you're so energetic. Do you have any plans for today? The weather is really beautiful. I bet some sunlight and fresh air would be good for us! Studies say that spending time in green nature is a panacea for mental health after all. Well, whatever you choose to do I hope you enjoy it and have a good day! It's always hard to see you upset and lashing out aimlessly like this.
>>78218019We've been up all night nya-guing
>>78218009Canon desu>>78218019It's ok I took my meds(lie) I'm fine now see nya~ :3
I can tell you're lying because I know how I would react if I were you and I wasn't lyingAnd that's not itEveryone is always lyingHow do you all stand itHow can you be around each other and not want to tear your hair out
>>78217978https://voca.ro/1fDuT0Y40vPf
I wanted to Laugh At Cat Noises not Be Hornythis is a curse to be sure
>>78212764It's only okay if we watch it together, I find the idea of that quite hot actually. I guess he can jerk off (without porn) if he wants to if I am unavailable, or he just wants to jack off, but if I am there I will make sure he doesn't waste his seed.Although overall I think having "requirements" for you bf
I don't take you subhumans seriously anymore. Rot in hell. I'm lucky, you're already there. And by the looks of it you're not going anywhere.
>>78218150Wanna play some games dude?
>>78218140Continuing cos I'm stupid.Although overall I think having "requirements" for you bf is kinda weird, it's not your right to decide what your bf can and can not do, it's his choice and he should be allowed to make it.Of course you can discuss things together and "set boundaries", but dictating your boyfriend's life sounds quite strange to me.
>>78218150he's getting gangstalked by the nya-posters
>>78218052Hitler was also probably a nya poster to :3 >>78218081>nyagers I lost my shit. Still hot though nyaa~ >:3>>78218150Nyaaaaaaaaaa~ nyaaaaa nya~ :3 <3
>>78218172>>78218195Losers. Lmao
>>78217978https://voca.ro/14sPjZ4VOLDc
Fucking freaks. No decency.
I'm on the right track but I still don't see it yet. I know when I truly see it it will stick, and it'll stay that way permanently. And then I'll never be susceptible to this again. I just need to push a little more.
>>78213836I might benefit from taking sleeping pills of some kind since I wake up a lot during the night and have a hard time falling sleep, but I don't wanna take them cos of the side effects, dependecy and cost.
GODDAMN IS FALLEN LEAF A GOOD GAME. PLAY THAT SHIT IF YOU LIKE RETRO 2D PLATFORMERS
>spit>no bloodIt's those small things in life
Blood taste good.. drink bf blood
>>78215270>puppy girl bfDon't you mean puppy boy bf?
>>78218407The gentlemen cat sipping his afternoon tea. I love it nya :3
Is it bad if I'm a sweet tooth? Would that be a red flag for a future fbf? I like to eat pastries and candies and soft drinks and sugary stuff. I try to keep it in moderation, so it's not like I am doing it every day, nor am I fat/overweight.
>>78218696I want a bf with a sweet tooth so I can hand feed him sweets while cuddling.
>>78218725But eating sweets in bed is bad it will get over all the bed covers
>>78218759Only if you eat like a freakin cow
>>78218806Regardless some of the stuff is gonna get on the sheets, even if you just eat one or two sweets, cos sweets crumble easily and overall food makes more of a mess than people think.
>>78218819Stop ruining my dreams with your facts and logic.I will have a change of sheets afterwords fucking big dumb baka bitch.
>>78218759what if I only eat whipped cream from my bf's body
cum semen jizz sperm
haven't shaved in a week. twink status: restored.i nicked my wrist.>>78218195>>78218407https://voca.ro/1kQHJKidqGmo
thank you for calling me a hairy spic
>go outside for 10 minutes>legs full of mosquito bitesthat's it, I can't take this shit no more
>>78218857Okay then it's fine you can feed me sweets on the bed if you want to.>>78218892I think it would be easier to eat whipped off a cupcake or something, don't you?
>>78218944Henlo qt twink nya fren :3 >>78218995Good cuse I rlly rlly rlly want to see your cute comfy self enjoying sweets on our bed.
>draws handcannon from trench coat>blasts the nigger accosting you>"Heh, no problem anon, just watching out for the community,">lets you blow the smoke off the barrel>walks away
>>78219092kinographic
>>78218966my beard grows really quickly. if i shave in the morning i have some stubble right before bed.>>78219024https://voca.ro/1dxdBI1y9xzG
>>78219024>Flirting with other boys while flirting to mecandy feeding while on bed REVOKED my fbf can't think of any other boys than me.
>paramilitary training in the colorado rockies with anon
>>78218696i'm a sweet tooth too anony we can eat chocolate eclairs and tiramisu together
>>78219196Yes oki but we have to use mouthwash after cos sweets ruin your teeth.
>>78216482>tfw no straightoid raper bf
>>78219111>does revolver spinthanks anon, y-you too>revolver flies out of hand>slams into floor and goes off>shoots parked car window out>sets off alarm>hurriedly grabs gun, stuffs it back in trenchcoat and runs away
>>78219137The hot feisty lyrics of the nya community >>78219158I was just giving a fellow nyaner a complement.Insecure red flag jealously activated
Alone on another Saturday night, God I'm pathetic
It's only 1411pm :c
>>78218505Those are like the lamest kind of game
my eyes hurt a lot today. why
Gotta bunch of free food from work todayWe were prepped to feed several hundred people but I guess since it was a funeral service people weren't really in the mood for chili dogs What refreshments would you serve at your fbfs funeral, assuming you outlived him (and didn't commit ritual lover's suicide to be with him)
>>78217983do you have any rare mods
>>78219803angel food cake and tiramisu and blueberry banana muffins
>>78219947I don't want to sound rude but I would assassinate your bf just to go to his funeral and eat the pastries
>>78213758No one does, he is unremarkable in all ways unless he is voice posting
I did tha thingy>>78220057
>>78219307>Insecure red flag jealously activatedYea I am possessive what's wrong with that? (Maybe a lot actually)>>78219803>and didn't commit ritual lover's suicide to be with himThere is no case in any scenario in any story in any dream in any solar system in any galaxy in any dimension in any universe where this is not the case. Literally asking a question like "what if the sun became a supernova and you were the only survivor" like no that just wouldn't happen.
>>78220076Then you are a good and dedicated lover and I hope you find the man you will be with forever
>>78220090Y-Yeah me too anon
