Your thread was made by a straight man editionQotT: What one thing would you spend your life savings on, if you had to?Previously on /r9gay/>>78184098
first for no vocafags
'mouche thighs
>>78195788Actually a motorcycle I want one so badMotorcycles are built for justice
>>78195788probably a variety of cheeses
>tfw no oral only bf with good oral hygiene
I date women but I regularly think back on the brief phases of my life where I did gay stuff and enjoyed it even when it felt weird. I jerk off to gay porn sometimes too. Do I have internet induced pseudo homo lust or am I just a gross bisexual person in denial?
>>78196099motorcycles are great because they kill their riders, who almost always deserve to be killed. i wish pickup trucks would kill their drivers too instead of only killing children and pet dogs and cyclists
Meow I am the cutest and bestest where is my bf meow
>>78196196gross bisexual person in denial, unless your gay porn is limited to basically trannies or close equivalents
/r9bi/ hates anal
the ass is only a portal to the prostate, nothing morefixing on it is like preferring the bottle over the wine
>>78196238You can stimulate the prostate above the skin too meow
>>78196220>unless your gay porn is limited to basically tranniesNaw dude I'm watching men fuck men and I sometimes get uncomfortable around very attractive guys. I think I'll just repress these feelings and make it all a secret I take to the grave. Nobody needs to know about the buttsex.
I'm not clever enough to make this work as an anal allegory but pretend I did
Sometimes I feel the strong urge to hug something and feel safe
>>78196336what the fyusjsabas
>110lb femboy a decade younger than me wants me to come over and fuck himdont mind if i dooo
https://voca.ro/1jbSDsGrKVrc
age gap actually nauseates me
Destiny bullying Boogie needs to be a daily segment
most people here are sub 30 so he IS actually just talking about a child. on top of that stop using my avatarfag pictures niggie get your own
i dont mind age gaps as long as im younger
>>78196354I like the little chime noise near the end a lot
Mwaaa where bf waaa I wonder if I will find one tomorrow
romeo and julius
>>78196374he's 19. Also no, i will use dazai if i want
Speaking of Dazai ningen shikkaku is pretty ebin and interesting
sexhavers will never have a bf though
But that's categorically untrue as people can have sex with their bf
Mentall illness cope thread.Find Jesus. (read the bible)
ermm source?
>>78196599I found him. (in my ass)
From the olympic city we will castOur runic charms, charms that will lastEnough for a pig a day, enough to make them payEnough for pigs to disappear in every way
Did you ever liked how your hair looked so much that you didn't want to wash it for risk of it looking worse?
>>78196354very funkyi like it a lot 1000/10
>>78195936Pretty cool :O
dazaifag doesn't even watch bsd
https://voca.ro/1l6jRX4504bWbrr
>>78196189What qualifies as good oral hygiene? Brushing twice a day? I am sorry that I don't understand.
>>78196599I already do what's step two?
For as long as this thread existed "straight" anons used it as a chance to ask dumb questions, as if we are their personal therapists. I don't care about your sexuality retard, figure it out.
>>78197235How often do you do it hm?>>78197276So trve
>>78197290Twice a day and I floss once a day and use mouthwash twice a day (after lunch and dinner) although sometimes I forget.
>>78195788Gaming equipment/consoles/games>>78196099Chuuni rider alert
>>78197322I'm gonna sex you
Government owes me a cuddle practice bf.
Gote bf
quick nap turned into about 3 hours, now I need to wake up then mow the grass.
Thank you all for participating in the thread <3I wish you a very pleasant day or night
Meow where bf who loves me and is understanding but firm about my retardation meow
If the government doesn't assign me a boyfriend I will kill myself to sleep.>>78197658It's kinda scary that we follow two of the same telegram channels, like what are the odds?
>tfw no bf to laugh at meow with
all bottoms are the same so it's not surprising at all. get abused get abused get abused
>>78197669Which two how do you even know where that is from
>>78197685What's so funny about me I am based and cooliert>>78197692Why would you wish abuse upon a poor defenseless bottom you are so horrible and mean
Would you live here with your fbf
>>78197693Because I see you post images and then I when I check those channels the same images are there, this has happened too many times to be a coincidence.
>>78197715Acas chat and which one?
>>78197743Opossum screamo
Nervous about meeting dentist tomorrow. Best case scenario: spitting blood all day againWorst case scenario: not being able to get the tooth out and having to do a surgery that would be getting more complicated as a result
>>78197761Faggot. Faggot. Liking faggot animals. Faggot.
>nordic 'gram whores
>>78197824Stop calling me a whore it's mean and rude
>>78197819Yeah I bet I like animals even more than you do I bet compared to me you're like a grain of sand in the ocean when it comes to liking animals I bet I like animals so much more than you that animals gather around me because they feel so comforted in my precense I bet
>american 'ounce whores
>>78197669hello I am government bf
>>78197842I like men meow where manfriend meow
did bread cut himself for kiwi yet? weren't they married for a week?
kiwi has a BFE asmr channel with 35k subscribers
>>78197824What did anon-kun by mean this? Does anybody know?>>78197877I like men too wow it's like we're the same person.>>78197855At what time can I expect you to show up at my residence so we can go on cute dates together
>ywn make dazai choke on your cock
>>78197897Yeah except I am way more retarded and epic meow
>>78197890Why is it growing so fast his voice is annoying
>>78197897Buying a plane ticket to Sweden as we speak.Go to the airport and look out for a twink with a purple scarf and curly brown hair.
What if story faked matricide like boogie faked cancer? What is he is just keeping her drugged and hogtied?
>>78197929He can smell you a mile away
Story's entire schtick is made upHumiliation ritual fetishist, only real storytruthers get it
>>78197949I fap when you guys tell me how pathetic and useless I am
>>78197916Impossible, I am so stupid and idiotic it's unreal no one on this planet is as stupid and pathetic as me.>>78197929Which airport there are more than one
hopefully me*w and f*lefag die soon
>>78197974I'm not pathetic you gay faggot I'm cool and epic and everyone loves me a ton
>>78197980Eat my ass whore *flips you off*
>>78197984Then we agree that's so awesome
griff x filey
he's ugly and not blonde slow down spic
It's true I am both of those things.
>>78198029Why are you ugly filey
Where husbie... Mraaa... *Kills self*
Meow will never kill himself cause he is too incompetent and cowardly u.u
>>78198000spic would change his mind before his plane lands and obsess over someone else
>>78197980Why would you say that anon? They are very annoying but why death?
>>78198150Because my fbf will be sad if he doesn't get to kiss me and hug me and fix me meow
>>78198170because they're annoying and annoying people should die?
>>78198044Genetics I guesstoo masculine for my own liking and I guess I don't take enough care of myself, not to be good looking anyway.
Stepdad asked me to mow the lawnI wish I could at least have younger neighbors whenever someone else is mowing the lawn its some 60 year old man there's never a young guy my age sweating through his shirt and wiping it off his brow, running his hands through his curly brown hair and lifting his shirt to wipe his face so I can catch a glimpse of his tummyFucking bullshit
does my fbf listen to classical music? or play
>>78198224We are incompatible but you can hit up my dad he's a classical pianist he tried to teach me when I was a kid but he just ended up yelling at me a lot and made me hate classical music
>>78198239your dad aside, can I rekindle your spirit by giving you lots of compliments and affection and only playing music from the romantic period?
there's potential unused family blood potential here
>>78198224i play saxophone nn i used to be in an orchestra i like classical music bc it makes me feel spiffy
>>78198263If you gave me lots of love and affection you could do anything you wanted to my spirit it would be yours to moldI'd dress up like a romantic era gentleman if you wanted
why ever bother trying again in love if you get completely heartbroken, what's the point
>>78198299Because it allows you to learn from your mistakes and find an even better love next time???
>>78198217Imagine having a stepdad. Would you be ok with a step bf?
>ISP blocked some boorus>brickedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sq1mVnDBls
Why bother doing anything everIf you fail just kys and restart life until you succeed
>>78198224You should ask him retard
>>78198291we could do a piano duet together, it would be so cute, we'd need to be completely in the flow as one, and we'd only ever play for each other <3
>>78198316What does this meanLikeIf my stepdad's daughters get boyfriends but then they also become my boyfriends?
Dating is soulless, looking at people as potential partners feels gross and disgusting. Talking to multiple potential partners makes me want to puke.
>>78198288I'd be mirin your breath support if you were my bf
>>78198326God that would make me so nervous about being clumsy and bad with my hands I would be terrified of messing it upIt would be wonderful if possible though
So true that's why I don't do it the perfect bf will surely come at my door tomorrow and I will fall in love immediatly
>>78198340That's would be funny yes
>>78198314it wasn't any mistake i specifically made, i was dumped.
>>78198341Honestly I feel this sometimes and I believe this is what is standing in the way of a lot of people finding loveToo much media has meetcutes or soulmates just finding eachother by destiny and that shit doesn't happen in real lifeFor 99% of human history love wasn't even a thing dudes just sold their daughters to guys they knewLove is not really as sacred as we believe, and there's nothing wrong with trying to find someone who's simply compatible with your lifestyle, and then learning to love him
>>78198377I'm not saying you did something wrong to get dumped, I'm saying now it might be easier to recognize whatever was going on in the relationship that led to it happening, or even if he was the right choice for you at allThere is always something to learn from your past experiences
>>78198359do not worry, we'd have years to perfect it, we'd be together for all time after allI expect at the thousand failure we'd stop being nervous about it
>>78198341Download Grindr, celibate scum.
>>78198380>For 99% of human history love wasn't even a thingYou are so wrong it makes me want to puke. Actually kill yourself even though your point is valid.
>>78198397i wasn't blind to the issues, but rather the severity of them. being reassured then having it completely flipped on your head and then having the same person on a mental low be contently aloof afterwards so soon while you're still hurting does something to the mind. all it does is build resentment, why did i have to get broken for someone else's relief a and then receive nothing in return but further sadness? it's unfair, enough to make someone withdraw from ever trying again entirely.
>>78198441How is that wrong? I feel like that's pretty accurate. Nearly every society had a dowry system, and most daughters were locked up until they were of marriage age, falling in love as we know it is a very modern ideaAlthough I guess that probably means a lot of gay romance happened under people's noses since they were mostly concerned about their daughters
>>78198507Kill yourself. You're so retarded it hurts. Think about it for a fucking second. Humans have lived for 300 000 years and you're saying we were having arranged marriages for all of that time until modern day and in your opinion that means love didn't exist until now. Just actually kill yourself.
>>78198504But now you recognize that behavior, right? You'd be able to see the warning signs if a guy started acting the same way to you, and you CAN move forward knowing that you can still find love without letting someone hurt you in that way again
>>78198543Okay I guess I did word that poorly but yeah, falling in love with people didn't really happen. You didn't get to meet someone and build up a relationship and get to know them and decide you wanted to be with them, nearly all of that was decided by your social standing and your family and you community, and probably your religion too.I guess you're right, it would be dumb to say people couldn't learn to love eachother, but you had much less of a say in who you could love.
>>78198543melty harder? arrange your funeral kek
>>78198504Boo hoo. Fuck off, bf haver scum.
Playing fallen leaf and first world had 18 fucking levels o_o
>>78198560You are still disregarding that you're only talking about less than a percent of humanitys existence as a species. Do you think cavemen had arranged marriages? Just shut up if you don't know jack shit about anything >>78198566Eat my nuts whore. Disgusting snake. Die. Burn in hell.
>>78198548>But now you recognize that behavior, right?no. you can't know something is happening if someone is hiding it incredibly well. the best possible analogy i could compare this to is like a very close friend killing themselves and showing you no signs of it prior, their problems kept entirely under wraps until they weren't. it's something that just changes the way you go forward and now everything feels like it'll end in that
>>78198584>DIE TO DEATH WAAAAAAAH WAH WAH WAHcry harder tranny.
i think a lot of modern love is contrived and, that's a good thing. close relationships are great. in the past people were powered by horny and bred like beasts and the contrivance of love raises us above that with abstract ideals of care and affection. i think a lot of ancient people probably didn't know where baby came from, actually, like there are still modern people with very poor sexual education.
>>78198584Okay now you're being silly, cavemen couldn't communicate, they probably behaved like animals i.e. they were horrific rapists
>>78198601>Ababa bubu bu TRANNYTry harder bitch. Worthless loser whore.>>78198622Are you actually this retarded or just baiting
>>78198653>TRY HARDER WAH WAH WAAAH WAHHH41% yourself cry baby.
>>78198653I'm being serious, love as we know it is the result of romanticizing millennia of horrible mistreatmentWhen humans were more like animals, mating happened by forceWhen we established society, marriage was a matter of economic expediencyWhen we established the concepts of human rights and individuality, then we began to take things into account like the freedom to choose how you live your life and fall in love with who you want, but in the timeline of human history that is an extremely recent developmentHistorical love stories from before the 15th or 16th are nearly all bullshit romanticized after the fact
>>78198708No like genuinely is calling me a tranny the best you can do? If you're gonna obsess over me this bad please be original at least. Try harder. Please.
>>78198714>Source: out of my loose assWhy do you want to talk so authoritavely when your points are based entirely on your imagination?
imagine wasting your time arguing with meow the most insufferable faggot in existence
>>78198725Imagine being so butthurt about me that you let me live rent free in your empty head 24/7Eat my ass whore
Animals Mourn Their Mates because Uh.. Uh.. B-Because they're sad they Can't Rape anymore! Yeah They don't know What Love is.. Retard.. That only got invented in 1502 with Chaucer.
>>78198754>let me live rent free in your empty head 24/7yeah meow I think about you all the time I can't stop thinking about you
>>78198779Why get something better to think about NOW
>>78198724I mean neither of us has done any historical research into the evolutionary psychology of love but as far as I know most marriages in human history were arranged for a dowry, which means people didn't get to choose who they spent their lives with, and it's also probably why homosexuality was frowned upon, because you couldn't get any money or heirs out of a gay marriage
>>78198769Yeah, only some species do that though. I'm not saying humans didn't have the capacity for love, I'm saying that the way we view it today is a completely modern thing
>>78198754what ass? it's a pancake. impressive for a lardass transvestite.
>>78198787Most of human history being the last few thousand years, retard. And even then in some socities, not all. Kill yourself.
>>78198808Oh wow what a total own. I'm so very sad. Come on. Try harder.
>>78198812Yeah, I said marriages, which ARE a development of the last few thousand years I feel like you're nitpicking a very reasonable take to have, do you really think most people were dating and finding their soulmates on their own for the time that we've had civilization and language?
>>78195788>QotT: What one thing would you spend your life savings on, if you had to?A house in the country. I could get a tortoise, a border collie and some chickens to keep me company.
>>78198835Am I retarded I can't tell if this is a real tortoise or a cg tortoise
>>78198834But marriages have nothing to do with love, just like you say. We were talking about love, retard. It's not nitpicking to say your whole argument is retarded beyond belief
>>78198822sad? good. kill yourself hypocrite :)
>>78196201It could simply never work it's just it
>>78196201It just does not work that's all
>>78198871You first, childish retard. Get better things to do than cry at me like a five year old. I'm not the reason you are unlovable and everybody hates you.
>>78198859Sure, marriages might not have anything to do with love, but outside of infidelity, if you got married that's the person you spend your life with, and historically that shit happened really young, like 13 or 14, so you never had a chance to meet someone and fall in love with them. I even conceded that that's what I meant earlier, the fact that love exists but people weren't allowed to find or experience it on their own, their life partner was decided by other parties
What the fuck its 6 pm how long have I been hereThat's actually scary I need to have dinner
>>78198891all you do is cry and project, down syndrome whore. your parents beat you for being useless because they hate you. too ugly for gangrape how depressing wah wah :((((((
>>78198857Possibly as its a screenshot from Elden Ring but I feel unequipped to formally diagnose retardation
>>78198892The source is still your loose diseased ass. You're saying medieval europe was all 300 000 years of human history. Kill yourself.
>>78198912But I'm not ugly even? Can't you really think of anything better than literal playground insults?
>>78198919You're profoundly retarded meowMeltdown elsewhere
>>78198786You're right I will
>>78198938Out of arguments? Kill yourself weakling piddly bitch. Stupid insect.>>78198953Okay what
I just had a frozen pizza yesterday but I'm starving after mowing. I'm getting pizza hut again.
>>78198964Literal bot retard autist
>>78198987How am I any more botty than literally any of you? Everyone here repeats themselves. Die, hypocrite worm.
>>78198915Thank you for clarifying I was actually freaking out over the fact I couldn't tell>>78198919It's not just medieval Europe, every civilization from the dawn of, well, civilization had itIt's found in shit like the code of hammurabi, the oldest set of laws known to man
>>78198938I'm having an argument here please don't reply pretending to be me you're muddying the waters
>>78199002But that's a fucking lie. Die already.
>>78198998Don't care go elsewhere for your meltdowns, idiot bot>>78199016Nobody's pretending, other botThis very enthralling discussion between two virgin autist brick walls is pointlessUnplug from the wall
>>78196349but brad aren't you 19
>>78199052No response, huh? Is the retarded flesbag getting mad? Aww. How pathetic.
>>78199020Okay so as it turns out that is in fact a lie people were allowed to decline arranged marriages that was my badI saw dowry and just assumed that all marriages were just based on that
>>78199060Meltdown #2368Boring
>>78199083You fucking retard you're still treating everything like it was medieval europe
>>78197163thank you moistcr1tikal
brad lied about his age so many times
>>78199083pretending to argue with meow to provoke melties is your end game huh
>>78199097I mean the wikipedia page on arranged marriage makes it pretty clear it was still all over the world thoughThe middle east, china, africa, it would be silly to say that this wasn't the global normIt still is in a lot of places
>>78199083I think this is such a personality flaw, you spoke so confidently on something you knew nothing about. You can admit it but only after being pressed and pressed against it, what happened to you to have such an inflated ego to where you think you're right the first time?
It's Dazai not akechi, 2d face blind bakas
>>78199096Look in the mirror hypocrite whore >>78199115>i read one wikipedia page and didn't even understand it therefore I am correctKill yourself.
>>78199116your personality flaw is the whole thing lol shut up already.
my ass hurts from sitting on the bus all the time. i wonder how much a bike tire change costs.i lost my ID today.
>>78199116I mean I admitted I was wrong. I would think most people just assume the stuff they believe is correct. There's so much shit we just learn or intuit that turns out to be wrong, finding out those things weren't true is the point of research, and, to an extent, arguments.>>78199111I just get into arguments a lot
>>78199141Jeetoid why don't you add him on discord and continue the discussion there?denkonite is his thing :)
Oh, it was the indian. No wonder he was so wrong and profoundly retarded.
>>78199151No I'm the lavender guy but thanks>>78199134I mean neither of us are citing sources or have any proof how many papers on arranged marraige do you want me to read before I can say that it was the global standard for large parts of history
where did schizomelty guy go and his bf :/
>>78199167I don't understand how it's a fucking unbelievable and hot take to say that people didn't get to choose who they married and fell in love with for most of human history, dating wasn't a thing, you didn't get to meet people and decide, your parents met people and gave you those options, or they just straight up sold you. WE'RE GAY FOR FUCKS SAKE, FOR 90% OF HUMAN HISTORY WE WOULD HAVE BEEN KILLED FOR TRYING TO FIND LOVE, HOW IS THIS NOT UNDERSTANDABLE???
>>78199141Yes, but, you stretched it out so far for no reason. Why is it that the first time someone disagreed you didn't take the time to prove yourself right? You would have had such an easy dunk! Instead you chose to keep fighting, blindly. That's what I don't understand.
i miss capsposter
>>78199170I don't need to cite sources when my opponent is saying things that are blatantly untrue. >>78199211>Hurr marriage is the same thing as love also humans got arranged marriages for all of the 300 000 years before civilization because hurrDie
>>78199213Because neither of us were doing it? We're just arguing on the internet. I assumed I knew things he didn't and when it became clear that I would have to find evidence to support it, I found out I made factual errors and there was not in fact evidence to support some of my claims. That seems like a fairly reasonable series of events to me.
>>78199230I KEEP TELLING YOU I AGREE THAT MARRIAGE ISN'T LOVE BUT IF YOU MARRY SOMEONE YOU DON'T LOVE BECAUSE YOUR PARENTS CHOSE THEM THAT KIND OF MAKES IT HARD TO FIND LOVE WOULDN'T YOU AGREEI WOULD SAY IT MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLEALSO, IF LOVE EXISTED IN CAVEMAN TIMES, BEFORE THERE WERE W O R D S, IT WOULDN'T BE THE SAME AS LOVE THAT WE FEEL TODAY, WHICH IS WHAT I SAID AT THE VERY BEGINNING
>>78199261You are just retarded and wrong. You don't understand a single thing you are talking about. You should die.
Why argue with someone who also thinks being asexual is normal and not unusual
>tfw no caveman bf to have unga bunga with
>>78199279NEITHER OF US DO WE'RE NOT SOCIAL SCIENTISTS but I refuse to believe you genuinely think that finding true love by your own choices and will was how most of society operated historicallyIn societies where marriages came with dowries and bride prices and social structures were built around bloodlines, which was most of humanity, those kinds of things are inevitable
>>78199283Just as normal as being gay. Seethe, chud.>>78199320I don't need to be a social scientist to call you out on lying when you are making up everything you say. Die.
>>78199333God fuck me I didn't realize I made up the concept of dowries and arranged marriages I must be such an amazing worldbuilderStop just responding with negatives I need you to say with your full chest that you believe humans throughout recorded history, ignoring caveman times where they couldn't talk and therefore modern love was not possible, were allowed to be with and marry the people they loved, and they found those people on their own, not having them chosen by their families or communities
>>78199320just because that was the system doesn't mean there wasn't a large amount of outliers, you sound like people who think faggots didn't exist until 1980
>>78199405I'm gonna cum lavender in your bussy if you don't cease >:|
>>78199418They are outliers specifically because they weren't the standard, gay people are also technically outliers, its the same thing
>>78199405There is no point in taking you seriously when you are making up shit. Fuck off.
>>78199320Bloodlines only mattered to rich people, if you were poor there was no real expectation of you other than working and not dying. You're just retarded, actually. He's completely right to call you that because you're saying because modern dating practices didn't exist back then, the idea of romantic ventures at all is just incorrect or ahistorical. A common date idea now is what, going to the movies? So because theaters as we know them now didn't exist until 1900whatever the mere notion of couples going out and doing something enjoyable just... didn't exist? That's basically what you sound like.
>>78199490No you don't understand people just raped each other until love was created in a lab in 2012
>>78199490THAT'S T R U EBEFORE LIKE THE 14th OR 15th CENTURIES YOU WERE NOT ALLOWED TO GO OUT AND BE WITH PEOPLE ON YOUR OWNYOU WERE WORKING, AND IF YOU WERE A WOMAN YOU WERE KEPT INDOORS, AND MOST ROMANCE IS HETEROSEXUAL UNFORTUNATELY, SO YES, COUPLES WERE NOT ALLOWED TO GO OUT TOGETHER, THAT IS WHAT I'M SAYING, BECAUSE "COUPLES" WEREN'T A THING
>>78199512Source? You are just making stuff up still
>>78199525You know what I'm going to formally concede because I actually forgot the word courtship existed in the 1400s and 1500s and so I'm basically limiting my view to the span from like 8000 BCE to 1000 CE and that's old enough that it doesn't matter anywaysI'm pretty sure were originally arguing about not taking love so seriously because of dramatized historical romances so I'm just gonna leave it at that
>>78199605Kill yourself. Stupid mofo.
>>78199635I'll get right on that after I have some dinner we've been arguing for two hours and I'm starving
worst thread this month, wake me with a kiss when the next one releases
>>78199684How about you make it yourself since you wanna complain
I found an unopened bottle of vanilla smirnoff in a cupboard. Thought I was down to own brand drinks so this was a welcome developmenthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaLaMd_EAo4
Hngggg need
I like to spread out when I sleep so I need a large bed or you're getting kicked.
>>78198543>have a wrong opinion online>meow meow kill yourselfActually kill yourself you toxic piece of shit
>>78199836Ironic. Hypocrite. Don't you feel stupid?
>>78199808this has been used on r9gay since at least 2018, its really interesting how it invaded the cultural consciousness of the threads despite the years
One of the good things about being single is not having to share a bed. Mayhaps my fbf would acquiesce to sleeping in single-beds in the same room
>>78199887People always talk about wanting to sleep with someone and I would likely not be able to fall asleep if someone was next to me. I like sleeping alone and always have.
my ass is sore and unconformable. wish it was for a fun reason and not just a hemorrhoid.
>>78199897I want to sleep next to someone but I roll around and move my limbs a lot before I go to sleep and I'm worried my bf would get super annoyed with me but it's just instinctual
>>78198964>Okay whatI dunno, ants are pretty cool
/pol/tards are proof that jesus was real, since they turn water into whine all the time.
Today I'll be making lavender pizza, anyone wants a slice? May I offer you lavender milk with it too :D
>>78199897Same I struggle to sleep alone and whenever I've had to share a bed I just forgo sleep. Insomnia and touch aversion are a splendid combination
>>78199920I'll sleep on your chest so I can wrap my arms and legs around your limbs to keep them still
>>78199684Whore. Wake up with a shotgun pointed at you instead.
I'm not sure if I could sleep with another or not, have to give it a try first.
>>78199921Meow so true meow
>>78200017>This post is of extremely low qualityLmeow
>>78199975I don't like being touched either but I do fantasize about huggingg fbf and holding him close, like a big plushie. Cuddling could be nice with the one I love but I don't like anyone else touching me. Sleeping is still weird.
>>78200034Why is everyone always so mean waa I have done nothing waa ;____;
>tfw no bf to rub aloe vera cream on my sore and tender ass.
>tfw no bf to rub lavender cream on my sore and tender ass.
>tfw no snk bf to play snk games with
>>78200111I just watched the finale of shingeki no kyojin on YouTube today because it was recommended to me and I knew I couldn't be bothered to finish the series on my ownI love how pathetic they made Erin with that "i want Mikasa to be mine" bit, I saw a screenshot of that panel in the manga and I thought it was a joke, but no he's just kind of a loser in his personal life when you get down to it and that's perfect
>tfw no twink bf who sends me foot pics
>>78200123a-anon I didn't mean that snk...
>tfw dominant twinks don't exist >tfw no dominant twink to use me as his foot rest
Having a bf to play fightan gaymes with would be nice, at least if he is close to my level or better so it's not frustrating for him meow
suck nigger kocks
>tfw no infinitely patient babysitter bf
>using meow as a punching bag in real life
>tfw no passionate bf to ramble to me while I hug him
>>78200175How hidoi surely you jest
I don't have many things I want to do before I die. Never had any goals to begin with but wouldn't say I lead a bad life given the cards I was dealth with. I guess I would like to visit few friends I have before dying.
I dont fuck wit u, u little stoopid ass bitch I ain't fuckin wit u you little you little dum ass bitch
>>78200241*Bites your nose off*
>>78200221what about lose your virginity? you don't want to do that?
I wouldn't mind dying a virgin if I was loved by my bf in other ways meow
8pm and so eepy yet too late for a nap and too early for bed.
>>78200111I've been meaning to replay the metal slug series at some pointI wonder how multiplayer works with them
I don't remember quite how I met youWasn't long agoJust get a picture of sun in your eyesThe waves in your hairMaybe it's something said in a movie orYou could've said last nightJust took me out on a limbAnd I don't really know what I'm doing hereAnd sometimes I'm caught in a landslideMy beat's so in time, can you look at meI'm out of reach, I'll talk if it feels rightI've had my last chance on the stairway
How can I ever forget youYou don't know just what I've been throughThe holiday we spent togetherLives with me now and foreverhttps://youtu.be/X_QbBGo1PNQ
I wonder if indulging a fetish irl will live up to the years of anticipation. With most things I try to curtail my expectations to avoid disappointment
SARGOTHRAX, MASTER OF NIGHTMARES KEEPER OF CELESTIAL FLAMESORCERER, BOUND TO THE DARKNESSEVIL LIES IN HIS BRAIN
80s dnd, warhammer and rpg art is so kick ass it isn't funny.
>>78200383I know I saw this one in a YouTube video and it's so unbelievably awesome I can't get over it
>2 in the morning>small village>tfw no bf to go for a walk with and just relax outside
what's it like living in the European countryside? Is it kino with all old buildings and churches around?
My fetish is being loved and feeling safe and relaxed I would very much like to indulge in it irl also I'm sad meow waa
so did meow always live in Helsinki or did he move from elsewhere to attend university?
>>78200473I lived in JKL which is 400km north for a few months for uni then I had a psychotic break and had to move back to Helsinki to get adequate care
a lot of you need to realize that america and europe arent that different and countrysides look incredibly similar. it is not a joke that tuscany looks like bakersfield
>>78200486I feel like a lot of Europe is significantly more mountainous but I guess I could be wrong
>>78200486The culture is very different though and so is the infrastructure etc. that's just amerimutt cope
Just the feel of the european countryside must be dfferent, knowing that your ancestors had lived there for a 1000 years or have buildings 400 years old while in the US the oldest buildings you get are maybe 150 if you're lucky. Also the old churches, I'm a lover of them. Modern protestant churches are just built like barns.
>>78200454Haven't lived there but I've spent most summers in the country. Buses are less frequent than in the city and there is a train station in the nearest town. There is a church, pub, some farms and plenty of open land. Night is really nice as you can see the stars clearly and the population tends to be older so its quiet. If you're antisocial the country is heaven
Yeah the house we were staying at on vacation was originally from the 17th century kinda fucking epic to think Finland has no old buildings either because retarded country no culture
>>78200537that 17th century house is older than America as a country and that's 'not old' to you.
>>78200572I was on vacation you fuck it was not in finland the only civilization here in the 17th century was swedish colonizers
>>78200574you never specified it was outside of Finland.
>>78200590I said that Finland has no old buildings not my fault you can't read
Old buildings are pretty neat but I just can't get enough of small villages that are in fjords or near mountainsThere is nothing like having such a massive, imposing, millions of years old natural formation and fucking scaling that shit with reckless abandonI want to move to Norway or Sweden and live in a fjord so badly
Gnaa where bf gnnnaaaaa gnnaaaaa gnaaaaaa *bites* *gnashes* *bites*
for me it would be a small farming town in the English country side with a medieval dating parish church. complete and total sovl.
>>78200612*gays you across the face with my big pennis
>>78200616That would be niceThe only thing that scares me is I wonder what I would even do for workEngland's economy is shitting itself and a lot of rural villages are being hit the hardest I guess farmers are always needed but I don't know if I could hack it, I'm a weak man
>>78200616Based and same. I'll be glad to move out there and never set eyes on a tower block again
>>78200634,,,Any last words
>>78200647you're double gay if you kill me
>>78200658*Kills you to death*
The watermelon I carried all the way home earlier didn't even turn out to be fully ripe so it's not really sweet :(Oh well, I guess it still counts as dessert
would meow play possum irl? Like if I startled you would just freeze up and pretend to die?
>>78200674if the gays wish me dead i can only die
I'm going to take a shower simply to wash my ass. It feels like it's on fire I guess from wiping off the leaking mucus.
Vanilla vodka is slightly sickly. Drinkable but I would rather something fruity or flavourless, unfortunately beggars can't be choosershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFIiCkQx6e4
>>78200770Vanilla does sound roughI used to love watermelon smirnoff, all the other fruity smirnoffs felt like they needed mixers but watermelon was fun just on its own
>>78200693Yeah every time something scary happens I just freeze and go nonverbal meow>>78200705Sad! Bigly.
>>78200800*i rise from dead looming behind you with Xs in my eyes and lips puckeringmruhhh... gib hunband... mruhhhh,,
Not sure if the shower helped or not but I just want my ass to feel better.
>>78200674>springevery spring has 2 sides:the https://voca.ro/14RLRyMRAXFJand the https://voca.ro/183XYuiO7vuG
Fuck you holy shit dude I get you're autistic but this is ridiculous
>>78201109This was an AI post
i lost myself
>tfw bf that will watch shitty gore movies with me and talk about how unrealistic they look
>>78201216i'm good man
i want to stop existing but not in a suicide way
>>78201430you could join a monasteryyou don't have to interact with the world and it doesn't have to interact with you
>>78201441i meant more like putting myself into a coma for a year
>>78201452That does sound niceI think there are drug-induced comas that some doctors do but only for medical emergencies and not for a whole year
>>78201481wow that's so cool
Nice weather for cuddling, shame my bed will be empty.
AwokenThe forbidden orb
as a wizard I should have an orb to ponder.
>>782016393-2-1... Let it rip!
Does anyone else really stress out over social media? I don't even post anything but scrolling and seeing so much shit feels overwhelming. It ruins my mood immediately and my chest starts hurting.
Yea until I remember 90% of it is ai and not people
>>78202312My chest is hurting and I feel dizzy from social media as well but probably for entirely different reasons
>>78202330Do tell... your reasons might be similar to mine...
>>78202344Sometimes it shows you things you needed to see but didn't want to
>>78202352Close enough. For me it's things the algorithm thinks I want to see, but I really don't want to.>>78202329I fucking wish it was AI. I was talking about twitter and sadly that means 90% of what I scroll through is not posted by bots but rather really really REALLY obnoxious users.
>started alternating between running days and workout days>overdid it on workout yesterday, too much weight for my skinny ass, felt like death>still felt like shit today with sore thighs so had to skip runBros... am I gonna make it?
>>78195788I already spent all my savings on some chips.
>>78200616PUT YOUR GRASSES ON NOTHING WILL BE WRONG
I know what you've done and you will pay for it.
I genuinely don't know what you are talking about. Look at this.https://x.com/ancilladominii/status/1814050999364919556?t=ml-2lakz9kQ0ORwwu5ADnA&s=19
>>78202462Were they good chips?
>>78202598I mean the savings were like half a dollar or something.
>>78202611Shhh... it's gonna be alright...
>Mid 20th century Pop Psych PSAs featuring anime, video games and dreamy/relaxing music ( i dont know what it's called desu.)
>>78202636Well it was never not alright. I had family to leech off.
>>78200111I was just playing SamSho 2019 and practicing KOFXI combos at a local tonight
The weather is beautiful, the sky is a beautiful colour, and I've never been in a fight but I feel like I'd win one right now. What do you call such a feeling?
my future bf be twinkymy future bf be kinky
>>78202745You better watch yo step nigga
lego blond cowboy
>>78200275Play it on fightcade it's very simple. I replayed the series wth a friend recently
Second wisdom tooth out in under a minute. That has to be a world record. I hope it's as painless as last time. I feel surprisingly good. Couldn't sleep all night tho.
Speaking of metal slug, awakening is available now for free on steam and mobile devices
Sounds freemium so nope
Well yeah but what's with the Goku pic? Also that is Xeno Goku right?
My finger smells like your butthole hehehe.
Good morningGood MOOOORNINGIt's great to stay up lateGood morningGood morningTo you
I can't breatheI can't talkI can't move I can't walk
>>78203831unfortunately you still found a way to make this post
>>78202383>twitter>not posted by botsnonny I...also why would you do that to yourself?
>>78203819Is the sun up and you haven't gone to sleep yet anon?
>>78203893No that song just plays in my head whenever I wake upI don't even know where its from, I've only ever heard that verse, but it was really grainy and low quality so it was probably from an old movieI gotta go to work anyways, if I was really doing that on no sleep I'd probably just kms instead
>>78203843It's song lyrics meow
No bf, no workNo bf, no taxesBeer hall putsch
Thank you tooth fairy for giving me le tooth tax refound yay
Wagiecucks, would you give your bf your paychecks and let him be the one to decide how to spend it?
>>78204029if he cooked, sucked, and wasn't retarded, sure.
>>78204029An agreed amount will go into a household fund to cover all living expenses which will be managed primarily by him but both of us will have access to, the remainder will be split between personal accounts 75/25 in my favour, to be changed to 50/50 after we are married
>>78204029No because I'm smarterI'll manage the finances
>>78204029150 years ago yestoday no
Reason #2 why bottoms are superior to tops:all tops want is the please themselves, they don't care about the bottom or their pleasure all they want is a hole to use the expend their degeneracy and desires into. A top can only get off to himself.Meanwhile bottoms LOVE making the top feel better, they worship and take all their tops desires in and they want to make sure their top is feeling good.Bottoms are simply less selfish than tops are and therefore are better.
>>78204029there won't be anything left after expenses
>written by a dumb whore bottom
>>78204116Topoid seethe detected
>>78204107a top would never write something so arrogant, bottoms being insufferable and requiring punishment as usual
>>78204107if you love bottoms so much why don't you go marry one
>>78204140>Truth.... Hurts grug feelings.... Must... Rape...Like I was saying
>>78204029I was thinking about this and my first instinct was "hell no" but then I remembered I only use my money for hobbies and as long as I have that I don't really care what happens with the rest of it in this case>>78204037Why would you want a bf that sucks?
>>78204194Why wouldn't you want a bf that sucks?
I went outside for a walk and I found heavy cylinder thingy with solid metal case. It has three socket like thingies on the top. Its like 7 inches in length and like 3 inches in radius. I want to open it up but I dont want any explosions. Any ideas?
>>78204212Hit it with a hammer
>>78204186I speak the truth and then play into a stereotype yes, the stereotype also being truthyou deserve being raped
>>78204205Because that would blow
>>78204220Yeah no. Also I forgot we aren't living in Stone age. Google lens is my friend.
>>78204239I sure hope soorig
Ok it's an air conditioner's capacitor. I dont have anything to open this metal casing right now. Sad.
>>78204287>huge capacitorThey don't usually hold charge for long, but be careful
>>78204029I can't, I'm a very picky eater and I need to decide what goes in my food so I must be the grocery man
>>78204317need spreadsheet bf that memorizes all your preferences
>>78204131So true get his ass>>78204140Another anon already proved my point I am just giving you a (you) to make you mad.>>78204141Why don't YOU go marry one huh
>>78204323That would be an unreasonable and toxic expectation to place on my bf it's my problem I should put in the work over it
>>78204107All of this is discredited by the existence of tops that eat assThat is the ultimate sacrifice to please a bottom
sexhavers and sexwanters must kys
>>78204332because I like tops
>>78204288well r9gay?
>>78204349maybe he enjoys the process of putting 1000s of foodstuffs in a table and coloring them red, green or yellow
>>78204381If such a man existed I would marry him on the spot
>color coding toothpaste, toothbrush, and floss
>>78204390you'd be surprised, it only requires a little bit of autism
i actually love making spreadsheets im just very retarded tho
>>78204479Same, I keep all of my finances in a big spreadsheet now, helps keep peace of mind. Listing things I like and keeping them organised helps free up space in my brain.
>>78204361Wrong, tops only do it cos it gets their dicks hard, they have no desire to please their bottom they do it cos they are ill and wanna find new degenerate ways to get off.>>78204367Yeah me too actually we're so alike wow.>>78204380All women are evil even if they try to be men.
>>78204296Thanks. I looked up a video and if it's gonna contain that dark ass sludge then I am not gonna open it up. Too much mess to clean and it's probably toxic too.
>>78204380the idea that that thing has a vagina is seriously vomit-inducing
>>78204317what if your bfs a picky eater tooyou guys could go together :0
>>78204514>All women are eviljust like bottoms...
>>78204493i have little space in my brain already so if everything is organized outside of my brain i never have to think about it again
>>78204529>>78204563what about this lad?
>>78204600being fat and brown is disgusting but less so than the other one
Why are you bullying people online?
because it is fun
>>78204627if you post something disgusting online I will voice my disgust
>>78204380I mean he's manlier than I could ever be and I like people that are manlier than me
>>78204666>he's manlier than I could ever beshe's a woman
>>78204679That's how manly this poster is, anon
>>78204662Don't interact with it. You will not catch me clicking on amatuer cooking videos, or Shota.>>78204655Alright>>78204666It's not about the physique.
when you boil it down purely to characteristics, it gets very confusing in this tormented world
>>78204691Many people still angry about the fact that the characteristics can make a broader variety of things appealing than should be the case going by labels and what's on paper.
>>78204538Except bottoms are pure and chaste and fallen angels sent from heaven while women are succubi from hell with the intention of ruining every man's life that they come across.
>>78204727who hurt you anonymous
>>78204755I think I've hurt myself the most.
>>78204696>>78204691Wish I could understand what are you people are on about. I never figured out the difference "characteristics" and "features" and other generic words used for similar purposes.>>78204727Everyone is azzzz
yesterday i signed up for volunteer work for a hiv awareness group. it's not a real job but i still get paid. i work only a couple hours a month and it pays really well relative to the hours worked. the recruiter said i have a lot of opportunities to meet people and branch out into other fields if i don't want to talk to pozfags all day; someone got a career in music by meeting folks. he made it seem like he only recruited me because of the demographic i was in; i felt like a diversity hire, but he did say i was really smart. he gave me a free 2L of dr pepper.i lost my ID in their office building somewhere.
Office is coldThis me
>>78204785It's so easy over there but I think I would still be jobless ngl. Also doesn't it feel weird to loathe people who you are supposed to help?
how do I get a sub top bf?
>>78204855Just try being pushy around tall guys and see if they get flustered then tell them they belong to you nowIt would work on me
>>78204827i can mask my disdain for them kind of okay. it's not like anybody intentionally gets HIV. they really should have been more careful. i can't realistically see myself every sympathizing with them but i have to remember that they're still human and i'm a radical misanthrope anyways. i don't really HAVE to talk to them, most of my work is setting things up behind the scenes. i'll be talking to other volunteers mostly. and i get to go to paid-entry events for free and talk to the people there instead.
how do i get a gay bf?
>>78204855That's not what "sub top" means
>>78204875you probably won't find him at LGBT spaces but you can still get platonic gay friends that way. maybe they know some people.sadly my gay friend broke up with me because i was too toxic but maybe the next one won't be as sensitive.
>>78204873>and i'm a radical misanthrope anywaysHow much have you disrespected your surroundings?> i don't really HAVE to talk to them, most of my work is setting things up behind the scenes.Sounds boring but comfortable enough.
>>78204873Anon, you can do everything right and still get an STD
>>78204886yeah im not going to a poz factory
>>78204892>you can do everything right and still get an STDhow difficult is it to just ask someone if they have HIV and ask them to prove it
Should have picked better parents. Shouldnt have shaved with the used blade.
>>78204890i was at their meeting yesterday and i asked if knowingly and intentionally infecting someone was a crime and the speaker said it was in my state but they were working on decriminalizing that and that kind of upset me
>>78204915Like you mean deceiving someone or just the regular bug chasing? Also is spreading other kind of diseases intentionally not criminalised? Fags are kinda not hard to hate desu
Sometimes its hard to hate the CIA
>>78204933i think it applies to any STD. if you get yourself infected that's on you. i've hated fags for a while and i've been throwing myself into LGBT spaces just to prove myself wrong. so far that hasn't happened.there is no greater STD preventive measure than abstinence.i wish i had the courage to say that out loud but i fear that if i did i'd get mock executed. people in this city need sex like they need water. tourists come specifically for sex. this place is the closest thing to hell on earth.
>>78204955Look at the bright side. You wouldnt have a job if they didn't get pozzed.>there is no greater STD preventive measure than abstinence.True. Fag sex is kinda gross. I guess this applies to straggots. Also what's there reasoning behind not wanting to criminalise such act?
>>78204980these people believe having sex should be a basic human right, and that having a STD shouldn't prevent you from having sex. i guess it also ties into the stigma left over from the AIDS epidemic in the 80s. lots of people still haven't gotten over that.i actually met someone working for another org about free confidential HIV treatments for "straight men who have sex with men". they specifically label it that way because these are men who have girlfriends/wives and cheat on them with men, get worried they might be pozzed, and don't want their partners to see HIV tests on their medical records. this whole thing is fucking vile. how fucking difficult is it to just keep it in your pants? why aren't there any nonprofits specifically campaigning for that? people make me sick, fags or otherwise.
>>78205032>these people believe having sex should be a basic human right, and that having a STD shouldn't prevent you from having sex.What has this got to do with non-disclosure? They can still have sex albeit less.>how fucking difficult is it to just keep it in your pants? why aren't there any nonprofits specifically campaigning for that? people make me sick, fags or otherwise.This begs a question though. Why are you in fag thread if you believe in abstinence?
r9gay is pro-monogamy, no sex before marriage thread saar
>>78205084being gay and being monogamous are not mutually exclusive
Fag marriage is a nastier thought. Also my bad, i thought he was anti-secks.
>>78205124i'm anti-casual sex
>>78205124Piss off straightoid
>>78205116Very well. Atleast on paper.
>>78204903>what do you mean you don't carry up to date medical test records with you at all times? How hard is it to get tested every week so you have up to date proof you're not pozzed?
>>78205137why would you have sex with someone you just met
>>78205129Fair enough >>78205132I would if I could.
>>78205141That's a dumb questionHorny is the answer
>>78205154you are exactly the kind of person that these nonprofits are for
I guess its inappropriate to ask for this,but can the sex talk cease or maybe i should leave for now
always the jeetoid
>>78205154Fucking disgusting freakThis is why I am singleNormies infest everything and are worthless trashAnd when it comes to gay men every single one is worthless normalnigger scum and nothing moreYou should be embarrassed to have said that"hehehe I have sex with strangers bcuz horni :3"Fucking disgustingKill yourself
>>78205190I mean I've never had sex but I think it's silly to say people shouldn't because you think it's gross
>>78205190i agree with everything you said but there was probably a nicer way to say all that
What the hell did I do now. I just asked politely.
why do non gays come to the gay thread i wonder
>>78205238To shit them up, mostly
>>78205196>"I think extreme casual sex is disgusting and people who act like weird creepy freaks going "OMGGG IM SOOO HORNYYYY HEHE :3 ISNT THAT SO CUTE N QUIRKY" make me sick to my stomach">"Why do you hate sex and not want people to be allowed to have sex???"Kill yourselfWhy do pieces of trash always argue in bad faithNiggerKikeFaggotTrashKill yourself coomer freak>>78205200I don't care I hope every coomer fucking kills themselves Sex pests need to be genocided and exterminated with no space left for themESPECIALLY in the gay community
>>78205255 (DUBS!!)Gigabased now tell all the straggots on the catty the same, broski
>>78205255>argue in bad faithThe only actual alternative you've presented is murdering them all, which is dumb and not actually what you believe probablyPeople are gonna do what they want, and that includes being horny in public. If you want to institute a public morals committee that cracks down on that good for you, but homophobes are going to immediately coopt that to target gay people
>pro-monogamy organization COINCIDENTALLY targets gay peoplereally makes you think
>>78205238>>78205254Why is not wanting to acknowledge those things not make you a fag?
>>78205289>not actually what you believeNo this is what I believePeople like you should be genocidedGay or straight "coomers" "sex addicts" "sex pests" "gooners" are a filth that needs to be purgedYou disgust me You >>imply in your own post that you think "acting horny in public" is just "how it is" and something that "people just do"Fuck you freakFuck your sick perverted world viewYou disgust me on every single level
>>78205306erm do not arrest black people ok
>>78205315Cool, I disgust you. Gay people disgust Christians. Christians disgust Muslims, an vice versa. If the world ran on what disgusted us we'd all be stabbing eachother in the streets. You're a emotional baby and your feelings of disgust are exactly as valid as people's feelings of horny.
>>78205336I am a Christian and I would spit on you because you are trash>Inb4 "ERM THE BIBLE SAYS BEING GAY IS BAD!!!"Kike corruption of the translation The real verse said something along the lines of "you should not lay with a BOY as with a woman" not "MAN" "BOY"But I'm sure you would argue that "it's just something people do hehehe" "no way to change it hehe"Disgusting freakGet aids and die
https://youtube.com/shorts/thYcW4mbFE8?si=4Uh-3_T05xgkUiQBDoesn't look that good ngl
>>78205364That's cool that the translation is wrong, that doesn't change the fact that millions of Christians accept it and use it as a justification to call homosexuality evil. Pedophilia is evil because it causes harm to an innocent victim incapable of consenting, which are objective facts that we can determine irrespective of the fact that it's disgusting. You thinking casual sex is icky is not a justification for changing society. It's you being a little bitch.
babe wake up new thread schizo just dropped
>>78201639its not as large as it looks
>>78205434That looks like a fun weaponSwing it around and bash someone with it
>>78205434Is magic a feminine thing?
All this babbling and here I am still hunting for a cute French bottom to renact the hundred years war.
>>78205434You didn't get the XXL size
>>78205465Have you tried going to france
>>78205488God no I dont want my car to turn into a burnt out shell.
Renact? Like how? Also why does him being a bottom matter?
>>78205434I bet I could fit that in my butt. Would be a fun large anal bead.
>>78205456all of the best wizards and magicians in both fiction and real life are men but there are numerically more women considered involved in it, right?even stuff like hypnosis psychology seems male dominated (heh)
>>78205372I didn't even realize he was speaking English until I noticed the subs halfway through lmao.
witchboys are the femmy cute magic users, wizards are proper old farts who don't care about anything but reading spell books.
He's gonna put the orb up his bum. You just know. Cause he's gay. A prancing lala homo man.
>>78205586But men use it for dbz stuff, not for like hexxing people,except for plot convenience.>>78205591Par wo to mixed language speak kr rha hai in the video.
Dark magician girl(boy) bf
>>78205603wait until you find out that it's an evolution chain
I'd be a warlock and sign my body and soul over to a hot extradimensional deity who will toy with me like a puppet
>>78205555Listen there isnt much blood in my brain at the moment so just roll with it.
https://x.com/barrystantonGBP/status/1813910217643446470?t=ypuWsTebyyCotyvndkrWSw&s=19Imagine losing to man on wheelchair >>78205640I knew a guy like this once online. He said a suicidal thing(it was conditional) and left forever.
>>78205682Oh it's a mobility scooter. Probably makes it a little less bad.>>78205660Where did the blood on your brain go.
>>78205640a guy whose entire personality centers on his mentor being in the GRAVEYARD is kind of a red flag
>>78205682>>78205699Also those are women so it's alright ig
There can only be two sith at a time, me and my bf
if you worked a job where you had access to people's social security numbers would you use that information for financial gain?
>>78205801sith are always trying to kill each other, how can you rest knowing that one day your bf might murder you or you him?
>>78205807No I'd just fuck with them occasionally by making a fake Facebook account and dming it to them
>>78205807I got a call from America. They told me I was missing some documents.
>>78205830The only hand I will accept dying by is the hand of the man I love, and I will accept it wholeheartedly
>>78205699It was in my dick but its returned now and I feel ashamed of my retarded posts. This is my final one its time to enter self imposed isolation until the next time the horny arises.
>>78205848hmm I think based
https://youtu.be/ckt-B6GO_ys?feature=shared
I want a jedi bf to kill evil sithies with.
>>78205888Imagine if an Indian made that video.>>78205871Ok I get it now. Atleast you aren't graphic about it.
https://x.com/bronzeagegerman/status/1813757376241287484?t=vSWZzNkrDgi5GF8d_NFb8w&s=19This dude was more handsome the last time I saw this pic. Still really good looking though. I still don't want this crap on my tl anyways.
if you don't want it on your screen then why are you putting it on mine too (with referral tracking gibberish appended to the end)
I thought you guys would like it.
>>78206079isnt this guy 15. why are straight people so pedoish obsessing over a 15 year old
Yeah wait till he's 16 jeez creepers
>>78206108the vast majority of people are unhealthily drawn to youth and virtue is found in not falling for the meme
>>78206108This isn't Baron Trump and i dont know who this is.>>78206092Also, referal tracking?
>>78206135>?t=vSWZzNkrDgi5GF8d_NFb8w&s=19just the /status/numbers is enough to direct properly (at least when it's x.com and not an old twitter. link)most times those are used for traffic metrics and similar
>>78206185I just copied the post link form the official app (trademark)
>>78205364>The real verse said something along the lines of "you should not lay with a BOY as with a woman" not "MAN" "BOY"Source for this claim?
https://x.com/P_Kallioniemi/status/1814253752649404648?t=03tNiwQt2fCXVmVA9w3LwA&s=19I dont like Elon Musk but this is just a bad picture. The AI one tallies with it too.
>>78206250not him but I've heard it before so it shouldn't be hard to turn up related media on a search engine
Is Jamie more annoying than meow?
No because he stays in his own blogposter thread
>>78205009Spics of r9gay go away
Nice fagname. Also enough brainrot for today.
rajeesh
Been playing metal slug awakening and fallen leaf today. Both games are pretty good but will I ever finish them is the question?
>>78204873Why do you insist on talking to people irl so much?
>>78205190I don't rember making this post
Jeet please end game yourself>>78205465LARPers get the bullet
actually live reenactments use blanks because it would be very dangerous otherwise
>larping is... le bad!
>I shaw casht a spell that freezes you nyeeegg. You can't move now hehYes you dork, it's lame and gay
He's talking about war reenactments not dungeons and faggots retardkun
My magic missile is quite virile and impressive ahurm neheheh
you're missing the spirit of roleplay! you'll never be good at improv comedy like this! it's about having fun and believing in your friends! receive them with joy and join in it! repeat after me anon: "yes, and?" this is the spirit of roleplay!! like some kind of jim carrey movie where he gets a clicker that makes him say yes to everything!
Waging sucksI'm gonna start committing identity theft and counterfeiting US dollars
Yeah we can do that where I have this clicker that makes you say yes to everything sounds good
can i get a bf if i look like josh groban
>>78207465Yes you could easily get a bf looking as such.
>>78207193Please let me know when you figure out how to do it
>>78207618New death
that looks like the guy that always posts the mirror selfies
>>78207207Is this about clicker training your bottom because that sounds quite hot even if my mind tells me it's degenerate.
>>78207653it is exactly thatthey even made a movieHow To Train Your Bottom
>>78207679Not gonna lie anon this sounds like something that only extreme degens would do and I think I my low self esteem is still too high to do it.
