Remedial potions ver.QotT: What potions do you know? What's your favourite?Previously on /r9gay/>>78173582
>>78184098check it out, fagsthis guy doesn't like you: >>78183975maybe you should let him know what you think >:^)
No, no I don't think that I will
I always thought the game version of an alchemist where they throw bottles at you was stupid and I still do but
damn it, not harry potter images. I finally stopped fapping to fujo fanfictions.
>>78184146I can't read fujoshit if it's a character I recognize because I can tell how ill the whole thing isso I used to just find the ones of random korean bands or whatever since >he doesn't knowI understand that most of these things won't exist without having character fixations but still
The year of the turtles! Just bought splintered fate (tho it's a heccin roguelite) hope it's fun. Later this year there will be a 3rd TMNT game. I like them cause they're usually fun beat em ups
going through ocarina practice withdrawal
need cum
you're telling me absolutely no one had said that before?
need to cum
Feeling tired as fuck after last night but no place hurts which is good
ban checkmods, i dindu nuffin maneee..
GOD PLEASE SHUT UP I HATE S4S FAGS SO MUCH PLEASE STAY IN YOUR FUCKING BOARD IF YOURE GOING TO JUST POST VOCAROOS WHY ARE YOU ALL SO UNIVERSALLY INSUFFERABLE
Ermm I hope you're not ban evading
>>78184513im not, one of my posts got deleted and i was confused. dont worry about it
>>78184503are the vocaroos in the thread with us right now?
>>78184552it was pre-emptive because they got a little too comfy again for my liking last thread
>>78184503I agree with everything this anon said
>>78184503https://voca.ro/1dZASrGWpLls
Skipping lunch today because the only healthy thing to eat at work is chicken Caesar salad and I just can't do that right now I eat it so much
>>78184098Eternal life oneMaybe I should pick up reddit the anime again
I am supposed to save the world in 8-11 months but I am just another guy. I am sorry for letting you down so much. I hope that everything will work out when the time comes.
Rain has stop, time to walk
>>78184613you count as one of them nigger don't you have some random person to pine over and slut yourself out for while they forget you a few days later for the thousandth time in your life
>tfw no healslut bf
plot twist: he's a necromancer and it's not the kind of having your soul sucked out that you expected
>>78184865I want an obsessive necromancer bf to keep resurrecting me every time I die, doomed to an eternity of pain and undeath at his whim
>>78184879Sir this is a Home Depot
>>78184813He is our whore, he sluts himself out for this whole thread...and /lgbt/... and /s4s/...nevermind bro just a ho
I don't play many games with heal classes or the like so have to get creative with it..
I find the healslut meme funny as actual healers are often way closer to Power bottoms in behavior
>>78184933yeah the high strung barking orders hovering about micromanaging you typenot sure where people got the idea that the punching bag is the raid leader
Healslut top bf...
>>78184963Sexualizing these characters always felt wrong to me
Why don't the threads I make on 4chan get any attention
I've been working out and running and it's been making me hornier, is that normal?
>>78185009You must include a lust provoking image and useless nonsense for anons to ignore
>>78185009you don't own a bot farm
>>78185009You have to make it a bait thread and also samefag the first few replies.
>>78185008Why? It's a bunch of hot men with nice variance in bodytype and personality. What's not to like?
>>78185065I don't know I see them as basically cartoon characters so the nice fun of it feels offI'm not gonna sit here and argue with some guy who wants to fuck Bugs Bunny either
as a straight guy i always felt like gay guys had some wisdom to share that i desparately neededthey definitely seemed better at handling their thoughts, emotions and relationships and i felt inferior in that regardthey genuinely seemed like a more evolved species or some heavenly beings, which sounds stupid now
>>78185008I kind of get it since they're so near and dear to my heart and they've been that way since I was like 14But Optimus Prime has been way more important to me since I was way younger and I default headcanon him as a slutty DILFWish there was more porn of him out there
You'd be retarded to believe that lol
>>78185140there's a reason that the "worldly homosexual" is a kinema trope but it's also bullshitit's called letting yourself be functionally emotional instead of listening to the idiots who raised you to be all repressed and stuff even for ungays
>>78185140That's not universally true obviously, but from my experience as a gay person you realize very early on in your life>oh, this world was not made for me, I am a minority, an outsiderAnd the stress of that rewires your brain.
You cannot convince me this combination sequence isn't an allegory for gay sexhttps://youtu.be/xPOwOzuGUPE?si=VbWbkL_NPeQ2umTA
>>78184716Someone has to save the world, and "just another guy" is better than no one.
>>78185016I don't think it's abnormal at least, makes sense that people who exercise would have more energy and therefore be more horny, at least more than someone who rots inside all day.
Would r9gayons rather have one billion dollars or find their soulmate (male)?
>>78185657What if my soulmate is a homunculus made out of billion dollar bills
>>78185668Homunculi are not real anon.......
>>78185674Why do you have to crush my dreams like this
Crushing my future bf's balls and his dreams
>>78185657My soulmate(male) is a financially responsible lad, we'll have a billion eventually
the only game im a healslut in is overwatch(zenyatta main)
I am back from work and my coworkers did in fact like my cookies and lavender lemonade, although it took a lot of convincing to get anyone to try them. To be fair the lemonade was purple which I can understand would be offputting. I am now more exhausted than I realistically should be, likely due to my anemia and the hole in my stomach, and am going to take a nap. That was all for the retard report, with your host, Autism McSperg
>>78185855Zenyatta is unironically sexy and I want him to anal bead me with his magic balls
>>78185657I don't understand people who are obsessed with money, as long as I have enough fory hobbies and bills and food I'm more that happy. But right now I feel like I dnt need a soulmate so at this point I'd rather have money so I can meet until I die and not worry about anything
>>78185855I never played a game that has the option to be a heal slut, you guys are weird>>78185751with your feet?
lavender autist should choke on a lavender flavored cum cocktail until he dies. have you ever tried putting lavender in your burgers? what about lavender pizza?
bust that nut challenge
What good are my old ufc CDs if I can't even put them in my PC anymore?
>>78184503s4s never did this, this must be a recent thing. ironically they are more original than /r9k/ancer.
>>78185693Living in your fantasies is not good for you, you have to face reality eventually!>>78185760Nice try but extremely unlikely.>>78185895What if you never find your soulmate though?
>>78184716SAVE THE WORLD SAVE THE WORLD SAVE THE WORLD SAVE THE WORLD SAVE THE WORLD SAVE THE WORLD
>>78185972Good, then go there and never come back if you like it so much
>>78185964you simply keep them to collect them.t. has ufc 11/12 on vhs
>>78185871men do not normally suffer anemia unless there is blood loss, you need to get that checked with your doctor because the most likely cause is the claimed hole in your stomach or cancer.
I get off on humiliating strangers online, making them do degrading things for me. It's funny how they don't care you have no respect for them and insult them they will thank you.
>>78186016only sometimes, sulking in the /r9k/orner gets boring.
Stop trying to make me cut myself kiwioid
>>78185974What if I already found my soulmate?
>>78186047those are bots
>tfw no chuuni bf
>>78186063Is he your bf?If yes, you get nothing.If no, you now become a happy couple.
Are all tops evil degenerates who just want to use bottoms to get off to their immoral sexual desires, cos it sure seems that way.This is why bottoms are superior.
>>78186166yeah but bottoms are also all evil bpdwhores. being gay is a lose lose.
>>78186166No I mostly just want to take a nap
I miss baku
>>78186186Not true bottoms are pure and chaste angels but have been psyopped by tops to have deranged fantasies because that's all tops can get off to.>>78186205Me too, with someone if possible.
>>78186166No it's bottoms that make them that way with their daddy issues and gross desires to be dominated and humiliated they seek out sociopaths and ignore le nice guis. You get what you deserve whore.
I miss boku
>>78186320Yeah but who do you think gave those bottoms daddy issues huh? That's right, tops. Straight tops, but still tops. Check and mate.
no pico
>>78186166they are. many of them also have hebephelic tendencies (they are only attracted to teens)
But seriously bottoms are all whores who flirt with everyone even if they have bfs or crushes, they have no shame as hey are massive, insecure, attention whores that need constant validation: just look at this thread
I think I may have some sort of separation anxiety disorder. Or it's a symptom of something.
you can't claim top or bottom status if you are bisexual
Do you have a cute asshole?
youth and beauty = fertility
>>78186351So true bestie>>78186358stop trying to gaslight people into believing your lies this is why all tops are evil!>>78186381What if someone is a bottom for both genders tho? Something to think about.
>>78186382Yea it's not pixilated though
>>78186166n-not me~ i-im not like that....
>>78186401Then show us
>>78186453Who's "us"?
>>78186466the 3000 burly men with raging hardons currently lurking
>>78186382Wouldn't you like to know, anone?
>>78186489I hate those men, pass
>>78186405What makes you so special anon? Are you sure you're not just lying to get a bottom to trust you so you can abuse and use them??
>>78186489throw me to the dogs anon pllllzz
>>78186382Yah it's pink and smooth and spotless tight too
>>78186405pic is real, why do people think top us stupif?
>>78186358im not a whore and im a bottom
>>78186542>top is stupid
>>78186339What if your dad was a bottom haha
>>78186382yeah but nobody will ever see it so just leave it at that
Your dad enjoyed cumming into me immensely last night, we are getting married next week
>>78186296>pure and chaste angelsimpossible and depressing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFto0uwl37w
>>78186592Not true for example I am a pure chaste bottom meow
>>78186588Are u my new mommy(male)
>>78186205why is this a running gag? i see it mentioned at least two times now, it is only two times but it is crazy that happened two times.
>>78186570Then he passed down his bottoms genetics to you (doesn't always happen since it's a recessive gene) and thereby his mental problems (which he got from being abused by tops.)>>78186588As long as he's happy that's good.>>78186592What do you know mr nothing?
while we're not on the topic I think the word ephebophile being so grossly misappropriated is hilarious since it was supposed to be a cope word for groomersin fact it actually applies better to standard normalfag fags lusting around which I don't like but still
>>78186612you can be unchaste with your fingertips with the things you type, its a way of life anon. im sure i have seen you post some words that question your chastity.
>>78186625Both might have been me but probably not
>>78186639this changes things, and now this should be shifted on normal fags aka twink chasers
>>78184098coitus per boivaginam
>>78186657why do you like to nap a lot? do you have fibromyalgia?
>>78186613Yes hello son>>78186647I don't know what you are talking about buddy
>>78186638>he isn't from a pure unbroken bloodline of bottomsfucking dropped probably not even a truegay>>78186658Hey chasing twinks is an acceptable hobby like any otherI don't know what I'll do when I catch one but that's on me
>you will never marry and imbregnate him via coitus per boivaginam
>>78186693it only applies if you butter them and set them loose for the chase, its a hobby not a living.
>>78186675mostly lifestyle and maybe dietary
as a vet tech i can only think of cow vag after reading that and it's making everything weird
>>78186727thank you for helping all of the farm aminals anonymouse
>>78186382Yes unlike your pic.
Meow where bf to chastely and purely knead my ass like dough
Well Thanks for keeping me company for a little while before I went to bed gaynons but for now I shall go to sleep and probably be very sad for a while.
would vettech anon take care of story's cats? Imagine how diseased they are.
>>78186726is it a sedentary lifestyle and what diet are we talking about here
I own you little bitch
>>78186696>coitusEw, keep that pooner shit away from me, it's cloaca asshole or nothing
>>78186801Own deez nuts whore I am killing you with a rock
>im killing you with a rockwhy is the most caveman killing the cutest sounding? what other means of killing can compare?
>>78186796I don't get enough exercise or usually eat enough protein or similar important thingsAlso I drink a lot of milk (half the reason I'm alive) and that's loaded with tryptophan
>>78186830The contrast between a small little faggot and a big rock violently crushing a skull is very artistic meow
>>78186830Im killing u with my fat wobbly asshttps://files.catbox.moe/w1rkgr.mp4
>>78186830being snuggled to deaf
>>78186849sweet mother of God and Jesus.. please no cellulite I beg you.
kiwi has a BFE asmr channel with 30k subscribers
had a gut buster fat neet shit, and luckily did not appear to have hurt my hemorrhoid. I still feel like there's more to come though and that's when it thrombosed last time.
>>78186909Pop it and bleed all over the fucking couch like my retarded ex did
>>78186909you have suffered thrombosis before?
starting to feel like I made off with the only other good anon to ever post here, fuck all of you
>>78186990It's already bled, it's just still inflamed.
>>78186995>otherI don't see a goodpost on your part
Random reminder that all Nonies deserve love and care
>>78186382censored ass leafyishere looking ass
>>78187035not him.. but my dead brother used to call me that leafy guy when he would tease. i forgot that leafy existed.
>>78186861>snuggled to deafwas he screaming in my ear or what?
>>78186778literally who tf is that guy?
>>7818709934 year old fat neet who lives in a filthy house with 9 cats. He's a thread regular and personalityfag.
I listen to someone who feels so passionate about things and I feel so empty and jealous he can enjoy things so much
>>78187117no who is the other guy is what I ask
>>78186995I see no good posts in this thread
>>78187135like 3 posts above the original post there was a guy who said he was a vet tech.
o_o i just accidentally splashed a single drop of just below boiling water on my penis because i was cooking while naked and i literally precummed wtf is this normal
i wish you guys would just say youre horny instead of laying down horny breadcrumbs for people to follow
why are the breadcrumbs horny and why are you stalking them
>>78187235idk if youve ever cooked in your life but it gets really hot. hence the phrase 'if you can't handle the heat...'so if you live alone and are cooking in the summer, why not do it naked to keep cool? can you give a good reason?
Uh guys So I Was Just Moving Furniture Around and my Cock got Rubbed up Against a Lamp? And I got Hard and my Dick also Oozed a Bit of Horny cum... Is that Normal? You guys Should reply with How it makes you feel, and in Detail say what your Cock does when it brushes up against things that Feel Good? Maybe tell me what you would do to My Cock?
>>78187259The neighbors and everyone walking past my window would see me
>>78187259well 1. have ac, 2. you're proving my point. you just want to talk about your dick and being naked, do that. no one needs a set up story for it.
I hate getting popped with hot oil or water so cook naked would be a major no for me.
>>78187263I would sit u on a chair blindfold u tie your hands spread your legs tie them to the chair then we would binge watch golden girls and the nanny
>>78187272if ppl are stalking me thru my window then at that point they have my blessing.>>78187279what does it say about your cooking ability if you think someone cooking is a story too unbelievable to be true.>>78187285it only happened because i was pulling something out of the pot. luckily i had taken the pot off the heat before for the recipe (it requires me to bring the water to a boil and then put in the stuff with the heat off). the thing i was putting in was too big so I had to take it out and cut it.
>>78187299its not a matter of cooking ability dumb nigger, its a completely plausible scenario but the only reason you brought it up was to talk about your dick
>>78187317i brought it up bcuse it was surprising.
>the thing i was putting in was too big so I had to take it out and cut it
>>78187296I watched the entirety of the nanny during the first half of 2023 when I was still happy and my life wasn't ruined by a narcissistic psycho
Peniseses
im 5'2 and 95 lbs (i havent grown since middle school)where is my shotocon bf :<
>>78187370how tall are you? why is that shit so shiny
>>78187370saved and will be jerking off to, god i love uncut cocks so much
>>78187404hes uncut
>>78187213bro your naked apron?
>>78187370I can see why this has been saved for five years
>take portrait picture>it would have been better landscape>take landscape picture>it would have been better portraitI don't get it
>>78187334The fact that I just don't have a dick like this makes me so god damn suicidalWhat the fuck is even the point
>>78187488How the fuck is that even possible I KNOW I responded to the correct post>>78187370
>>78187488it's a super favorable angle and he looks tiny which embiggens it toolook at the belt buckle and his waist
did bread ever get bred by kiwi?
>>78187513It's just too much man, all this internet stuffI wish we could go back to before cameras where I wouldn't have this anxiety cause I would have no idea what other people's dicks look like
>>78187437i dont really have an apron cus i dont care if i stain my clothes, but maybe i should get one since if the water was hotter i mightve lost my penis and get in the headlines as local man loses his penis in bizarre cooking accident.
>>78187524brad is latino and they dm'd on discord he probably erp'd with him just like with 3ds he seems slutty enough
>>78187513It's not even the size that does it for me, the girth and fact that its uncut and wet makes it far more erotic. Same thing when a cock is bulging through underwear.
>>78187540I think it's okay because I can put my face anywhere a camera is and have mostly the same experience
>>78187575I mean both of those are functions of size for the most part
>>78187604You can fake length with angles but not girth, which is what I'm referring to
>>78187561can someone give me the story who brad is? and who 3ds is? i have no clue what the running drama is at this point.
I feel like I'm about to pass out sitting at my desk how am I so tired all the timeI get fucking sleep, and yet my body says no, you need more sleep
>>781876513ds is the guy who makes vocaroos of him playing nintendo games and always whines about being brown and lonely and obsesses over guys. he obsessed over kiwi who strung him along for a few months because he self admitted to being horny and lonely and they had explicit vocaroos on /s4s/ that abruptly stopped when kiwi got a bf. his stuff gets posted here by a schizo that really doesn't like him and has made claims that he grooms boys into cuttingbrad is the mexican bpdprincess twink that selfposts on /int/ and talks about red dead and legos and wants a blonde br really bad, im not sure what he did recently other than admit to talking to kiwi outside of 4chan
This is why you can't let personalityfags fester
The best cock is the one that belongs to the person you love methinks
>>78187662I'll sleep with you platonically
>>78187701sounds like a retarded-autistic triangle, and mildly entertaining at that. thank you for getting me up to speed.
can we just talk about something other than anal/oral sex and penises and asses for once? anything that is not carnal and sex related please..
>>78187799I'd love to see it someday, if I ever find someone to love>>78187801I've never shared a bed before and I wonder if that might unironically help me sleep better
Would you refuse to give a guy oral sex if he had lumps on his testicles?Asking for a friend.
>>78187904cancer isn't contagious bro
>>78187828Sorry nonny, despite how much people want chaste virgin bf everyone here is hilariously pent up and will take to talking about it at any chance much like any other normalfag fag
>>78187919i dont mean chaste i dont want that ideal bf crap, but it all gets so tiring anon... even the old rp fags were more tolerable at least it was like reading some sort of autistic novel.
>>78187911What if its like herpes or something
>>78187911It's not contagious but it's ugly
>>78188001I'm pretty sure 'freaky but not life threatening' is a selling point for a very large number of people
>>78187828desu this general is full of one-liners and uninteresting/unrelated blog things like "what i ate today" etc. it gets boring pretty quickly because it doesnt spark any conversation. i came here just for a shlick, im going back to /cm/ now.
YOU'RE ALL JUST DIGUSTING HATEFUL PIECES OF SHITDO THE WORLD A FAVOR, KILL YOURSELVESYOU RETARDS GIVE ME A BAD NAME BY VIRTUE OF EXISTINGOH YOU'RE SO COOL TREATING STRANGERS ON THE INTERNET LIKE TRASH, FUCKING DIE YOU SLIMES
>>78188041good riddance weirdo
Its like I can feel my brain melting and sloshing around in my headDoes any anon want retard soup? It's free if willing to watch gundam with me or if you're chubbyFor everyone else it's a dollar
https://voca.ro/137iQzEFRTQf
>>78188096me after getting a recorder in second grade
>>78188096That's what it sounds like when I cum
are there actually chubby chasers in these threads get some help please :3
>>78188131what do you meanbellies are cute
>brad is brown mexican nazi obsessed with blonde guysGrim
These ai chatbots are pretty nifty I tried one he introduced me to his parents and everything.>>78187828Be the change you want to see in the world. I personally talk about a ton of other things.
>>78188096you guys played wandersong? it's goodhttps://voca.ro/1gZBA2iUdI9rhttps://voca.ro/12GlxNcJNNsu
I am not afraid of 1v1ing on bog
when you say chubby do you mean just a little pudge or outright fat?
>>78188331post arse
>>78188337Honestly there's a whole range I likeAs long as I get to play with his stomach sometimesIf he was like400 pounds that might be an issueFor the most part I just want a guy I can squeeze and whose body is fun
>>78188378Kenneth would be delighted to date you I bet he's over 600 tho
I'll have you know I never breached 300lbs and I'm losing some weight.
>>78188406More like you're 300kg and never losing weight
>>78188406Would you describe yourself as soft
>>78187263I love ironic hornyposting <3
>>78188415I'm a murrican I don't even know what a 'kg' is, some kind of euroshit? >>78188416Well my belly is flabby and jiggles if you hit it.
>>78188438WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOGRAMstory you're alright as a personality don't wake up homorrow
>>78188438This is idealI will cook many nice meals for youhttps://youtu.be/3HbZoQvYchM
Playing cooking mama like a real gangsta
>>78188547she has been EGGED
>>78188561I am just like marisa I am also an evil cleptomaniac with a huge ass
>>78188131Pirandello is dead from inflation
>>78188485Canonically he looks like melody from hunterxhunter
you know those inflatables you take to the beach? did you inflate them with your mouth or with a pump? thinking back, it was like blowing a micro penis
I'm sorry-meow for always being so annoying autistic and rude I 100% stand behind it and will not stop to but I still don't wish to cause harm
https://youtu.be/qg10DITi2FgI wonder if my fbf would think my music taste is cringe meow
frozen pizza time for the fat ugly neet loser.
>>78188774it's a bit grating how you always crow about loneliness but reject everyone and avoid people. you're a difficult person to love and you seem to enjoy being difficult, which is very frustrating and disheartening for people around you. dumb cat i love you
>>78188800I just don't get it personally but everyone likes what they like and this seems like perfectly good emotional and resonant music for vibing
>>78188774I hope you die you worthless subhuman whore
>>78188805Nice, brother. I can't wait until the doctors figure out my stomach ulcer so I can make pizza again :,3Tonight I finished the last of my canned chicken casseroleTomorrow I'm going to buy mozarella cheese and make canned chicken cheese meatballs and have them over plain pastaI'm getting so much protein despite the fact that I don't actually work out
>die die die I hate yomarry me please I'm in love
>>78188774You are always welcome Wahh wahh possum posts make me smile unironically
tomorrow it's back to proper cooking with chicken or pork chops and my cornbread, didn't feel like making today. Oh and grass tomorrow to as well since it'll be cooler.
https://youtu.be/wE3_zb2u7fE?si=WGqIUaC_3KBseNO7
https://youtu.be/3EUFiMj4leI?si=iz4fEabPcQsjfTBYMusic time
>>78188818Have you considerized the possibility that I am so lonely exactly because I am fickle and push people away? If I was less retarded and could trust people I wouldn't have this problem. IF. Also don't call me a cat when I am a possum vitun fagari I will beat you to death >>78188819Yeah Mr. P has a real pleasant voice
>>78188836Meow.>>78188844Not funny cried>>78188849Yaymeow but why
>>78188906I don't know, we're all bummed out all the time. Those posts feel like you're bummed out but you're making it fun. Even if it's not actually happy, it feels happy. I like it when other people are having fun.
meow has given me a love for possums, before I just ignored them and thought they were ugly. Now I think they're kinda cute and always think of our Finn whenever I see one.
Sometimes I see faggots together and get jealous of them.Sometimes I have dreams about carrying fags around and it's not unpleasant.Sometimes I'll try to talk to a faggot in a video game and fumble the conversation cause I can't talk to anyone anymore.I think years of sleep deprivation, cooming, and gaming have deprived me of some of my higher brain functions.Restoration is taking an effort. Once I'm along the right path, I don't know where I should search though.
>>78188923EXACTlyWell I always liked rodents since my sister has had pet rats for years but I never really thought about possums and now I am dead set on getting ont as a pet
>>78188917Yay. I'm a professional bum.
its been so long since I've been heremeow moves to finland?I thought he was polish
>>78188937This was a conspiracy spread by the deep state to increase the value of polish currency in the global stock exchange
>>78188923Good. Plan doori>>78188931Possums are NOT rodents you gormless rube>>78188937Different meow
>>78188937original meow was polish, new meow is Finnish.
I had vanilla fig tea cause it sounded good but when I made it it smelled like loose tobacco and immediately made me sick to my stomachI still drank it though and now I don't feel so goodFigs are bullshit
so far i've learned how to play c major, d dorian, d minor, f major, g major, and a minor. i want to learn c dorian so i can play zelda dark world and be cool. transposing songs isn't as fun. i want to play them in their original keys. https://youtu.be/pEuSitR2V-U
is there a better board and general for socializing with quirky channer people than this onetired of the incels here, they all suck ass now, everyone cool left
yea im sure you know a lot about 'a minor' pal
>>78189025You could come to my house and socialize with me
incels built r9k. if you want normie gay slut discussion then go to gaygen on /lgbt/
>>78189025All the attention whores and personalityfags that have gained infamy here come from /s4s/ with the exception of Story and Meow. Go ahead and try your luck there.
>>78188917he never makes them original, I prefer tfw no bf posting of old>>78188923buckbroken
>>78189025Where is the board/general for getting my dick sucked
>>78189071>Where is the board/general for getting my dick sucked>>>/m/
>>78189071unironically gaygen they are sluts there.
>>78189081Don't insult mecha you stupid fag
>>78189081I wishPeople just get mad at me there when I talk about how much I like Ultraman weapons and armors
>>78189101i don't know anything about mechs except there's a character who pilots one in that nintendo fighting game with the slinky arms
>>78189110I think that one is just called "arms" I've never played it
I haven't played a lot of popular video games and never got into mech stuff.
>>78189136I love mechs so much but I'm mostly into normie stuff like gundam and getter roboI try to watch other mech anime when I can like votoms and dougramI really like Vandread and the goofy 90's aesthetic, plus the main mech looked badass, I just wish it had less girls in itThe all male society looked pretty sweet nglPicrel this goofy asshole was my favorite I love him
>>78189115neither have i all i know about it is that those fighters have a rare gene that gives them coil limbs and they all compete and fight and she wasn't born with the gene and still wanted to fight so she built a mech with slinky arms
>>78189081is it mecha if I pilot their ass with my dick
My favourite drink is now a fiver more expensive per bottle. This is almost as bad as finding out that Freddos now cost 30p
>>78189170Oh I didn't know it was a fucking eugenics thing lol I thought they got surgery like in that steampunk boxing anime Levius>>78189173If you can mind control them I think it could potentially be argued that yesLots of mech animes center around organic constructs mislabeled as robotsEvangelion
>clean shave body hair>it grows back faster, thicker, and more abundant
>>78189191I'm glad I don't drink anymore if I walked into the gas station and four lokos were suddenly 8 dollars instead of 3 I'd definitely still buy them and go broke twice as fast
>>78189210It's because shaving actually strengthens the roots within the poresYou need to go to a waxing salon and rip that shit outThat shows the pores who's fucking boss
I might drink a cider tonight, I didn't want to while I was taking ibuprofen for my hemorrhoid.
It's hard to be a streamer when you're a god. It's hard to be a god when you're a streamer. It's hard to be either when you're a goddess.
>>78189235Don't do itDrinking while on medication is the reason my stomach ulcer has gotten so badI've been sober for a while but I still need medical intervention at this pointIt's not worth it
>>78189243well I'm not taking any now that the bleeding and pain have stopped. Even my leg is not feeling all that bad.
>>78189269WellMaybe consider giving them a breatherAny more time to recover is time well spent
Put the bf innthe bagge and no obe gets hurt wraaaaaa
>>78189286Sir, just calm down. The police are doing everything in their power to meet your demands, we just ask that you release the hostages.
>>78189033whats at your houseare you niceis this a ploy to sexo>>78189040sounds awful i think i wont>>78189071this one probably
>>78189305fuckin g hell imagea ttachment
>>78189313I have lots of gut health sodas and hulu has a lot of gundam series on it we can watch and I can make pasta carbonara you just have to not curse my stepdad gets super buttmad if you say anything like fuck or ass
>>78189216I get what you mean, I'm still going to buy my usual and count myself lucky to have minimal expenses. Four Lokos seem like they could be nice so I may have to try some
>>78189331They have a shit ton of flavors so there's a good chance you can find one that you loveThey are 14% here so they're pretty strongMy favorite is blue razz
>>78189241what does this mean anon? I'd say you sound crazy if I was willing to risk the wrath of a deity
>>78189330am i allowed to beat your stepdad up?are the gut health sodas good? il try them outi want to get into gundam anyways so this sounds like a good plan to me
>>78189377If you beat my stepdad up I think it would be pretty funny but also I don't think you'd be allowed back :(The gut sodas are pretty good they have a bunch of flavors, I have no idea if they're actually improving my gut health or not but I trust themYou should absolutely get into gundam it rulesGundam Unicorn is pretty late in terms of when you should watch it chronologically but it's my favorite thing ever of all time
I wonder how good hard mnt dew is, I don't like high %alc drinks because I'm a bitch.
Waxing my legs at home to distract from sudden tooth pain
>>78189390im surprised youre okay with that, thought youd be more mad about me asking if i could beat your stepdad upi could use some gut health improvement i felt my tummy rumbling the other day and then i had diarrhea unpromptedwhat makes unicorn better than all the other gundams
>>78189305Okay *drops the hostages from a seventh floor window*
wanna know how i got these scars
>>78189431Okay so there's technically multiple gundam timelines, they all follow the same general themes of war and space colonizationThe main timeline is the Universal Century timeline, it's what the original Gundam takes place in and it has by far the most content made for itGundam Unicorn is meant to be the culmination of all of the original Universal Century Zeonic conflicts, and as such it has countless references, beautiful redesigns, and it just oozes that feeling that tells you it was made by someone who loves Gundam with their entire heart and soulNot to mention the mechanical designs are gorgeous and the animation is stunningIt's a masterpiece and I love it so muchPlus the actual unicorn track is my favorite music thinghttps://youtu.be/LLiUwIFV_cM?si=T_9Fhwq4Aw8s-kqF
time goes by so fast it isn't funny. I blink and another week has passed. Before long I'll be dead and meeting mom, assuming there's an afterlife.
>>78189480GRIP IT STORYSEIZE THE TIME AND HOLD ON FOR DEAR LIFETAKE IT AND MAKE IT YOURS DON'T LET IT GOFIGHT TOOTH AND NAIL FOR EVERY SECOND YOU CAN GET
Armored Core is possibly my favorite mecha series, the core concepts are very cool and the mech focused presentation gets the themes of antihumanism and cold corporate rule across very well. Also the music is banging.
Elden Ring has been fun but I'm glad to nearly be done so I can play more Silent Hill games, I only ever played 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LB7LZZGpkw
I frequently dream of mom and her yelling at me for how things have gotten. sometimes my grandparents too, also yelling at me for letting their house get in such a bad shape.
>>78189536Yeah, I wish I could get into it. For me I'm really into super robots, I like Real robots but there's a line where the mechanical detail gets too cluttered and industrialist that I just don't like looking at it anymore. Objectively speaking AC mechs are cool, but they don't scratch that itch in my brain the way that dumb goofy shit like this does
>>78189472I'll look into this masterpiece then anon.
>>78189575You should but even if it looks dumb and old I really recommend you at least watch the movie compilations of the original gundam series, it cuts a lot of the fat from the tv show and it's important to get a clear picture of where the characters come from and the context for the extraglobal conflictThere's three of them and they're 2 hours each, the original gundam is genuinely a great story
my ass is bleeding again, just a little bit but still. I'm so tired of this.
I ated some banana and quark(?) time to schleep>>78189564I typed out a long rambling post about ac and genre conventions but deleted it accidentally by refreshing the page so imagine I said something autistic here
And I'm tired of reading about it you boring fat fuck
>>78189588I'd recommend Origin for a beginner as it's cool as hell and gets the vibe across. It's also a prequel to the original. And Char is the coolest most handsome person ever
and I'll continue to post about it because I have absolutely nothing else to do.
>>78189637Aww dangit now I'm actually curious what it wasOh well I like imagining autistic things :3Banana and quark sounds tasty, although I think the quarks were redundant, seeing as they were already in the banana
>tfw no bf who indulges my footfaggotry
>>78189671Look up quark(dairy product)>>78189684Ew
>>78189684like how much footstuff are you into I would okay with bf wanting to touch and play with my feet but that's it.
>>78189505woah woah woah, we're not looking for another drdisrespect
What part of the boyfoot is the tastiest and would you make your bf scrub them before tasting y/n?
>>78189650God I forgot origin was a thing I still have to watch that thank you for reminding meAlso true char is the best and he gets to pilot the most handsomest mobile suits
>>78189704Wow this stuff looks like it's just on the border of being tastyI like cheese curds and I've never tried cottage cheese but apparently this is its own thing, just kind of similar?It'd probably scare my stomach
>>78189738It's like yogurt but fluffier and a bit less sour, very good with berries and fruit
>>78189708Mostly touching and some kissing, a wet foot is unappealing so I'd keep my tongue in my mouth and footjobs seem awkward. I'd settle for some foot pics if my fbf wasn't really into it desu
https://voca.ro/19PTRm8pDOXl
Ahh nice cider, I'm getting more and more used to the taste.
>tfw no bf who isn't a vocaroo whore
>>78189830grung
>>78189857Base cider enjoyer. I rarely drink apple cider though I find pear cider with a splash of spirits is most enjoyable
I'm drinking another cup of tea because the last one left such a shitty taste in my mouth that two hours later it's still making me nauseousTrying to clean my pallette :(
>tfw no bf who isnt up his own ass
It feels good up there waaah
>>78189970You can be up there instead if you want
>>78189959How's your tummy feeling?
no thanks im a decent person unlike most of you meatheads HAHAHAHHAHAA
What would you do if you find out your youtuber bf has been publicly lying about having cancer?
>>78189830cute voice faggot
>>78189990a lot better now honestly thanks for askingIts funny how the bad tea wasn't tobacco, but it was similar enough that my brain auto-filled the connection and made me have the same gag reflex I did when my dormmates in college would buy big bags of loose tobacco and just fill the dorm with smoke
I want to try making banana bread as my ma likes it and yesterday's attempt at pancakes ended up as a pan full of overly-sweet puke resembling slop. Maybe I should wait until tomorrow
Cigs burn my nose
>>78189999I'd lie for him and talk about how hard its been for us and the struggles we face>>78190010Banana bread fucking rules and its super easy you should absolutely go for itIn my experience though it has to cook longer than most recipes say just because its so moist in the middle it might fall apart otherwise
>>78190000 qhttps://voca.ro/15yMGLkJvGfB
3 bloodthirsties in a row
>>78190031This is what it sounds like when I crank my floppy mozarella log
>>78190083>floppy mozarella logYOUR WHAT????????????
>>78190025I'll get all the stuff ready and make it when I wake up. Banana is a favourite bread of mine second to soda bread so I really don't want to fuck it up, I'll remember to cook it long enough
>>78190099I didn't ask for this life, God chose me and I will crank it till the cows come homecause then I have to milk them to make more mozarella
mmmm mozzarella its even nicer than goats cheese
https://voca.ro/1cvniQkRRSyD
>>78190171Jesus that's so much parmesan>>78190179Didn't you already make this post earlier
Not listening to that desu my fbf's voice is the only one for me
>>78190179OwnedRudebrained fags lose again
what if your fbf is the one who recorded that
Dead seek their kin indeed meow
wow i really say "like" a lot
>>78190203>parmesanfuck for some reason I confused it with mozzarella
>tfw no bf who pronounces it "parmeesian"
>>78190216I wouldn't bf a voice whore
>no skinny twink bf to feel and caress my muscles and fawn over how big and strong i am despite still being in noobgainz territory
>>78182274true but at the kind of job i mean, basic as i said, the difficulty is in badgering the managers until they do the forms and put you on the schedule. they literally always need people, at least for the past few years, and its gotten to the point where the managers themselves are busy with the work itself half the day or more...and worse, once they do their part & send the forms and things over to the white collar people for approval, those people take forever cause, idk, theyre just lazy. so you have to go in and tell the manager you still didnt get the offer or whatever youre waiting on. then the manager has to call up and badger the white collar people. its a process for sure. >>78184056indeed. i would hire that guy and fire that OP. if a manager cant retain employees hes the fuckin problem. why wouldnt he just say "well youre gonna have to cut your hair and dress a little better, wanna try again tomorrow?" if the guy actually did it thatd be pretty good evidence hell be committed more than most. instead hes just acting a prick and hiring nobody. if all his employees are so bad maybe he should go and find some good ones. oh wait he needs people to kiss his desk sitting ass more than he actually cares about getting work done for his own boss. as i said, fired on my watch. ironically if youre ever in this situation as the applicant, find the interviewer's boss on linkedin and tell him your experience. no skin off your nose since you arent working there anyway, and theres a very real chance the interviewer's boss would *love* to know why hes *still* short staffed. (its because do-nothing OP keeps hiring fellow do-nothings and then being shocked, shocked when they....do next to nothing and stop showing up when actually do something). you may well get called back for another interview with the real boss.
>>78190325sneeded didnt readed
>tfw no bf to go on nightwalks withI'll just sit in the garden instead
>>78190210Would you bf a North Korean twink?
>>78189552a lil weed suppresses dreams for the most part. hidden perk. so does being actually tired from working. not that i dont like my dreams most of the time. but the scaries are scary...(a certain school has a lot of cool teachers in fact. and i on second thought realized you could even be one. scary. ive done as i said. ta. pls send funny stuff, i may get bored.)
>>78190352If we can do a tour of their country then sure, we could do karaoke in one of their empty hotels and see the American ship they have
From your experience is it better to lean into being autistic or to hide it, when you're trying to get a boyfriend? I was randomly diagnosed a few years ago, never really did anything with it, not sure if I even buy into it.
get your head out of your colon guys PLEASE
What does leaning into it entail exactly? Just act natural
>>78190741As in being open about the condition.Like I'm worried if I'm not open about it and it starts to show in some way, they'll be like "what is this guy's problem", whereas if I'm open about it they'll be more understanding. I don't think it shows too much but I could have a certain vibe.I'm not sure if they would appreciate the openness or would be like "slight mental illness, ew".
As an autist I can't even imagine trying to date a normalfag. My fbf is either here or nowhere at all
>>78190757In that case being open is good, anyone turned off by it isn't worth the time anywayLeaning into it sounds like being obnoxious and dumb which is different
>>78190797I said lean into it because I barely believe it myself, it would be acting more confident on it than I actually am.
>another sunrise passes without a bf to comment on its pleasantness to
>>78190850i like to write gay little poems about stuff like that while i'm still in bed musing about the day
how to get a bf without being an ewhore
>>tfw no poet bf to be the muse of that makes every one of his pieces about you :((
very sleepy. must wait for hair to dry.
>>78191035have you tried handing out flyers?
>>78190179The way you describe him makes it sound like it was more than just light ribbing, there was probably a very different tone to your voice or maybe even mannerisms that you're letting on, There's no way he was into you and hiding it behind some gay "ahh youre bullying me". I think you're just very autistic at socialization and say things that are mean and the normal sociable person reaction to uncomfortable comments is to just roll with it, because it's uncomfortable. If he called you out and asked you to not call him certain things or say certain things, you would have thought he was sperging out. You're either just rude or autism rude, and for your own sake I would assume it's more likely you're the latter.
Even on the darkest nightWhen empty promise means empty handSoldiers coming homeLike shadows turning redAnd when the lights of hopeAre fading quickly then look to meI'll be your homing angelI'll be in your headBecause you're lonely in your nightmareLet me inAnd there's heat beneath your winterLet me in
what games do you even play on the 3ds i feel like there are better options
one of the best feelings in life is knowing when someone is lying to you and seeing them continue the lie and having every single thing they made you feel crazy for thinking suddenly make sense
>>78188800Nah is good, you'Il just have to like my music back
need a bf to get me out of this bullshit if it's the last goddamn thing he does
I'm going insane fbf save me AIIEEEEEEE
what if i did just shoot myself after all this is said and done
>>78192152yeah i would say i have until about maybe december ^_^ im already thinking about methods, it's not looking good lately
>>78190723>>78190757Fellow autist here, you should mask it to begin with and slowly be more of yourself as time goes on.You never really know if you'll develop a friendship or a relationship with someone, so it's better to be on the safe side and not give people a bad impression, even if there's nothing wrong with how you act, because normalfags are cruel and judgemental.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg8Ckamh8Gw
You smell of whine and cheap excuse
Floppy penis AHH
>>78189711toes and yes
>>78190426the greathood is the coziest thing known to thingI used it with the feather bone cloak how ever
>>78189921how do you drink spirits? I don't believe in ghosts
You get home and your bf waits for you at the door in his lavender colored suit, lavender lemonade in one hand and lavender burger in another, what do you do?
>>78192748I grimace and go "ugh".
>>78192748Internally I have some serious questions about the lavender burger but he's clearly doing what he loves so whatever
>>78192783>grimacedohoho
>>78192748I have never made, nor would I ever make, a lavender burger. Lavender is for drinks and pastries and you are putting bad lavender ideas in my mouth
I think I drank too much tea last nightI was hoping to just get a decent nights sleep and instead I would up several times in the middle of the night with the most intense pain in my bladder I've ever felt
>>78192869Can you stop being a retarded lavender addict? Why do you have so much lavender anyway? What's so good about it?
>>78192880It's not my fault my mom bought a several pound industrial size bag of lavender that I'm just trying to use up
Mom making pancakes. All games I was waiting for are now available for free.
>>78192894Available where? How come you get free games?
>>78192748I'd start hopping towards him out of excitement then I'd remember I'm very anxious so only stumble out a hithen I'd eat the best lemonade and burger I've ever had cause it was made by my lavender bfthen I'd wake up
>>78192918>hopping towards him>very anxiousare you a rabbit?
>>78192925I'm a retarded baby kangaroo
>>78192918You don't actually have to eat the lavender burger I don't think the aromatics would go well with the strong oily flavors its fine
>>78192930I won't bully you more because I've seen roo gains and want to survive
>>78192937bf's hands touched it, it will be eaten
From the Olympic City we will castOur runic charms, our charms that lastEnough for a pig a day, enough to make them payEnough for pigs to disappear in every way
>>78192939I can protect you when I grow up and the test takes over
>>78192946What do you have against pigs
where is my fucking bf
>>78192965Jesus that's so threateningI'd probably get flustered if a bully kangaroo hopped over and slammed his paw against the tree next to me
You have now given Anons a kangaroo rape fetish.
sounded consensual to me bub
>>78192981>>78192983It would be extremely consensual
you'd droop down to the ground and gasp, baby boy
>>78192958Nothing but mr P. Sure does meowhttps://youtu.be/qg10DITi2Fg
>baby boywomanspeakcringe alarms are going off at /r9gay/ HQ
>>78192897I pie rate
mom said my feet are very soft u.u
>>78193016bboy was taken by breakdancers
>>78193019Oh, that would indeed explain it
>>78193029we need to rescue him what the hell
>>78193037he's lost, it would take decades to assemble an /r9gay/ army
This is what the /r9gay/ soldier would look like:https://www.tiktok.com/@below_average_man/video/7020870743827221765?lang=en
>>78193106Holy shit he emanates raw power
>>78193106thanks for reminding me to work out
>we have guests>can't go poop without everyone knowing
>>78193272I can't go poop in generalCount your blessings, kids
>>78193272Head to the forest like your ancestors
>eating lavender borger
>>78193327GUYS YOU DON'T HAVE TOTHERE ARE BETTER THINGS TO PUT LAVENDER IN IT'S FINEYOU CAN JUST HAVE A NORMAL BURGER
>>78193008Fuck that clown mister P, let me see you mister T
>>78192893We have a huge lavender bush in our garden making lavender oil and face cream with it rn uwu
>>78193359The dumb thing is we ALSO have a massive lavender bush in our backyard I don't know why my mom bought this bag of lavender
Morning r9gayDoes your coom taste like lavender like anons? Please consume more strawberries instead
>>78193384No it still just tastes like normal cumWhich is great, don't get me wrongLavender cum would be pretty cool though
>>78193384Strawberrys are already out of season but I drink 2 litres of melonjuice everyday
>>78193340You mean my boytits? That's hardly appropriate, sir. I only present my nipples to trusted confidants and beloved companions.
Time for hammaslaakari meow hopefully they won't have to do root canal
T stands for testosterone
>>78193622Have fun! Don't let them steal any of your teeth
>playing arcades with a friend and he actually takes time to type out a nameCute
I'm getting my other wizdom tooth removed tomorrow so I can be more dumb
I actually want my wisdome teethe backTaking them out didn't help like they said
I have no room for mineIf they emerge I'm fucked
I don't know if I ever had wisdom teeth but I hope they remove them because that sounds fun
>>78193719I was spitting blood the whole day and couldn't find a good position to rest my head on a pillow, was super fun
I am legitimately terrified of gay people irl. How can I stop being scared of you guys?serious replies only plz
>>78193853I'm gonna rape your neghole. Prepare for a pozzed viral load, bitch!
>>78193868This is not helpful.
I need to go to the normal doctor, the dentist and the eye doctor.
Meow I'm not afraid of gay people who would be afraid of a fucking FAGGOT
i need to go to the rhythm doctor
>>78193853What can they do to you? Like seriously you dumb baka
bears are harmless but do not trust so called twinks, they will do very bad things to you o.o
My ass is hurting again, I think the skin is just so raw and inflamed from me wiping so often to get the sweat off of it. It's still very itchy and uncomfortable.
>>78194024>What can they do to you?Get me fired from my job because I feel creeped out by them.
>>78194074what they do in the bedroom is none of your business. you have no right to judge them. I hope your bigot ass does get fired.
>ywn bang your fbf in the company conference room and report the straightoids who catch you to hr and ruin their careersle sigh
>>78193853Uhh.. ERP? (Exposure reponse therapy)
>>78194084See, this is what I'm talking about.>No, we're totally not scary at all>HSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>tfw ywn bang your bfs head with a rock until his corpse stops twitchingNot gonna meowk it
>>78194074i need a yaoi about this
>>78194108don't be a bigot and you have nothing to be scared of. it is really is that simple.
>>78194074No one is forcing you to voice your distaste retard
I wonder what kind of things my fbf likes can"t wait to meet him
>>78194152you could have met him already but you just didn't realize it
>>78194158Why am I single then shaquematty
What if your fbf isn't even born yet? What it he was aborted and now you're doomed..
>run into old coworker on the bus>she tells me my cute ex-coworker quit to go study>ask for his number, change my mind, ask her to give me my number>1 week later, still haven't received a text
give him* i'm not giving myself my number. baka
>>78194131>No one is forcing you to voice your distaste retardIt's not even voicing my distaste. Even body language sets you guys off. Why are you so unreasonable?
>>78194168because your standards are too high or something idk
>>78194208>act visibly disgusted by someone simply for their bedroom preferences>wonder why I get called out for it. but no, it's the straights that suffer.
Where is Cebruz?
if you had a button that could kill all straight ppl would you press it?
no, why would I cut off my supply of shos?
>>78194270Yes. I am a misanthrope and want humanity to perish. Once the straights die, the rest will follow quickly.
I reckon we can grow them in labs at this point but zog doesn't want you to know that
how DARE you be cute, i will now tell you to kys because i wish i wasnt caveman dudebro #453868363
>>78193853realize that they don't want to have sex with youunless you're hot in which case be very afraid
10 Top Commandments1. you will worship your bottom's body and kiss him head to toe.2. you will kiss and rim your bottom's ass as long as he wants, you will make him moan and make him ready for cock. you will let him sit on your face until you pass out if he wants to.3. your cock exists for your bottom's pleasure.4. all of your cum belongs to him. you will cum where he tells you to, when he tells you to.5. if you can't be trusted to follow commandment #4, your dick will be caged while you're unattended and your bottom will hold the keys.6. you will fuck him like an animal when he wants to be dominated.7. you will lay back like a good boy and let him have his way with your cock when he wants to dominate you.8. you will exercise and keep yourself in good shape and make your body visually pleasing for your bottom, with the stamina to handle your bottom.9. if you cum too quick and you're spent, you will use toys on your bottom until he is satisfied, and/or even import a second top for reinforcements.10. you may be the bitch, but your bottom is the little spoon. no exceptions
>>78194306Caveman dudebros are gods gift to twinks and femboys
Lost me at top reinforcements, invalid document
>>78194208Ironic. If you act disgusted at people it's offensive. Gays are not somehow special in that regard.>>78194227I just want someone who I like and who likes me how is that too high? Can you even reasonably go any lower?>>78194355Bottom worship is cringe meow die
nah, dudebros are just obnoxious assholes, i will never respect them, i will never let them touch me, i will stick to my kind and soft bfyou can keep the hairy ape fuckwads for yourself lol now im going to go have sex cya you fucking loser cunts
>>78194453uber basiert
>>78194453Sassy bottomsbian
I want a trad masc man, not a dudebro.
I want a bf who is distinguished and caring meow
Double ended dildo best invention
if my bf wanted to bottom adamantly I would just peg him instead of using my cock
Personally I think every top should at the very least have to use a dildo so he understand the work involved with anal.
Why would you not do anal besides a cope reason
>>78194637there are so no anal people here, because they think it's gross. I bet if they got a bf and the moment got hot all that would go out the window.
Condom sex is hotter because it humiliates the top... The top is denied the pleasure of the mpregnation and must watch his treasure be released into plastic and thrown away.. The condom not only creates a physical barrier between the cock and the hole, but an emotional barrier too
>>78193775I stand by what I said and insist that sounds like a fun time
with that logic pozzed sex is the most emotional and intimate because mpreg isn't real but viral injection is
ngl having a prison bf would be kind of nice
Mfw I can see the yap in his eyes, love a man who can yap, my cute baby haha :)
>>78194563that's hot but also why?
>>78194659trust me isn't. your whole face hurts and you don't want to do anything but sleep.
>>78194376The tree of democracy must be watered with the blood of revolution-Thomas Franklin or something idk
i had my teeth removed and it didnt hurt at all, i didnt even take any painkillers. i think you guys are just big babies.
Democracy is badTwink monarch is the top and his subjects are his flock of bottoms he must guide through enlightened autocracy and divine wisdom
If I ever get asked to share my top with anyone I am killing everyone involved including myself
>>78194680having one pulled is different from having wisdom teeth cut out of your jaw.
I went on a 40 minute walk to deposit a check and buy shower stuff (I got volumizing conditioner this shit better make my hair look puffy and cute) but when I was getting groceries I saw they had watermelons on sale I thought huh we haven't had watermelong in a while so I just walked all the way home like 2 or 3 miles carrying a heavy ass watermelon and now my back and arms hurt and i want to die
>>78194704yeah im talking about wisdom teeth. i had 4 holes back there for a while until they healed.
>>78194704Wait they have to cut them out they can't just yank them?
>>78194717They can be embedded/impacted
>>78194701Genocide, the only valid solution to infidelity
>>78194717if they're impacted and don't come in right then they have to cut your gums open, break up the tooth and extract it in pieces. That isn't a fun experience.
>>78194724>>78194719That sounds really scary honestlyTeeth are just more trouble than they're worthWe should all just have baleen like whales
Bottoms dont exist and you cant convince me otherwise.
tops are just straightoids who're too scared to come out and you can't convince me otherwise
I hope you all brushed your teeth today..
>>78194771hahahahAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHANo
>>78194771I haven't brushed my teeth in two weeks
I have visible holes in my teeth and I wonder which will be the first to break.
>>78194763Even if you're right, you're still stuck with us
>>78194763Come say that to my face runt.
guys i think you don't have bfs not because autism but because you have rotten chompers and gingivitis
>be me, bi bottom>get sick of f*male tops, start bottoming for men>get sick of male tops, start bottoming for w*menI'm having a great time
>>78194804Almost correct for me its severe neurological auto immune illness basically im an actual original incel
>>78194804I wear a mask in public so guys can't even see them anywaysBut yes they are yellow
No one ever sees my teeth because I don't talk smile in public.
Haribo Gummy Bears share size bag be like >Only eat 13 gummy bears that's a serving sizeShut the fuckI love haribo I eat haribo I eat them all
kys retard normalnigger no one asked
>>78194860all the food companies have small serving sizes on their packing to hide how unhealthy their food is.
>>78194804I have very strong teeth but the side effect is having to get rid of milk breath
Just found a feather outside
Boycock boyballs boypits boytits boybulge boysocks boyhands boysmell
I guess I should mow the grass today since it's actually not that hot and humid for once.
>>78194941Noooo leave the innocent grass to grow-w-
>>78194933huffing my bfs pitshuffing my bfs pitshuffing my bfs pits
>>78193853dumb foid with a dumb questionread some yaoi, that's originally aimed at women, it's more so cuddling and romance and less so sexual like yurimaybe it'Il brainwash you to become more tolerant, otherwise just leave my gaybros alone
>>78194965but the city boomers hate tall grass, last year I got a notice and had a week to straighten everything up.
>>78194977Home Owners Associations are everything that's wrong with America and every member of one should be assassinated
>>78195001not an HOA just the city gov not liking tall grass. It isn't that tall yet but it's a lot easier to mow when it not really high.
>>78194977You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?
Couldn't they have rung the doorbell like a minute or two before to stop me from making dumb mistakes
Just get fake grass you lazy grasscel
for me, it's clover lawns
>>78194860the bag only contains 13 anyways
my old place was so chill, I miss itno fences, neighbour never mowed his backyard (and neither did I), people had gravel driveways and nobody gave a shitI hate suburbanites so much it's unreal
https://vocaroo.com/15GLuGYAHiSr
>>78194646Nta but I'm sure anal feels good as in "hot", but I just can't get over the fact that it's the poop hole and that makes me grossed out. I also do not want another person inside of my butt, that feels very strange and undesireable, I am a bottom btw. I will just stick to blowjobs, frotting and such.
>>78195208Youre not a bottom if youre not bottoming dumb fag
"side" has to be the dumbest term ever"yeah I'm a bottom but you can't fuck me and I'll only maybe suck you off teehee"what is even the point
Uhm ackshully hole fixations are str8 behavior
>>78194771Yes I brush my teeth twice a day and floss and use mouthwash after every meal.>>78195220I still want to be dominated, just not through anal, is that such a hard thing to grasp?
>>78195241Thats called being submissive bottom and top refer specifically to anal sex
vers is the only truegay sorry to burst everyone's bubble but not really /r9bi/
>>78195260>what is oral>what is intercrural>what is manual>what is automatic>what is
>>78195227would you like a burger and shake with your side sir
>>78195272Have nothing to do with bottoming and topping luv sry take it up the cloaca or ur not a bottom simple as
>cloaca(latin: sewer)
>>78195297by that logic straight women can be tops (they can't)
>>78195320Yes exactly with a strap on a straight woman can top a straight man who would be the bottom in this scenario
that's the most originally idiotic thing I've ever heard
>strapsman-made horrors beyond gay comprehension
cock worship with extra steps but people are very defensive about it not being that
>>78195320...they can though?I'm a bi bottom - what kind of sex do you think I'm having with women? what kind of sex do you think lesbians have??c'mon, man
>>78194737if you were a whale would you be a gay whale
Better question: why are sexhavers inhabiting this thread? Why are so-called "bi"scum inhabiting a GAY thread? Huh?
>>78195394you're just sharing a toylesbians can easily* have both penetrative and non-penetrative giving and receiving roles without invoking the phallus
>>78195423i have no problem with bis as long as they don't talk about girls but yeah what's up with all these normalfags lately
>>78194174Anon asking the real questions
>>78194270Only if I'm bored
>>78195423I've been here longer than you, anonI *will* keep posting cute anime boysno, you *can't* stop me from doing it
sec shavers
>>78194355Pathetic sub tops need to be killed
I don't want to jerk off but also I kinda do.I like jerking off to the idea of myself getting bigger and stronger and hung but also the hours of a day I spend cooming to that aren't going to manifesting that idea into reality.
quick nap, then grass. not sure if I'll cook today since grass always takes a lot of me. Might go out yet again.
>>78195590masturbate hard, alternate arms, do not cumgains
>>78194411You're a retard, that's everyone, but given you don't like anyone it clearly shows your standards to be too high. What do you like is the issue here since no one can fulfill it apparently
gayns
>>78194695This is only hot in sexual sense>tfw no top twink monarch bf
>>78195610the problem isn't cumming its wasting time, right?as far as I know there's no real physiological downside to cooming, some people say semen retention is important though for magic stuff but there seem to be witchy types who are absolute coomers so idk
why did breeders stop making babies. should they be forced to do that instead of drugs and fast food and partying.
FACT: getting (You)s is better than prostate 'gasms
>>78195208I tried fingering it and it just made me feel like I'm about to take a shit, zero pleasure just weird feeling
I play with my butt every day pretty much, even teasing the rim feels nice desu
>>78195712scientifically proven and fact checked by true american patriots
some anons get hard from plane rides while others need to suck on their ocarina
>>/jp/10877695do you think it's real? would you?
>>>/jp/10877695minus the hormone part it seems like fun
>>78195755I get hard from laying in bed and fantasizing about going on dates with my fbf to the shopping mall and finding cute clothes together and smelling cool candles at bed bath and beyond
Is that... a lavender candle? *CUMS* a eto
>>78195793I was so tempted to actually get lavender bodywash earlier but I figure I already have enough lavender in my system I just got stuff with coconut oil for moisturization
>>78195770I'm phoneposting so no :|
SlX HUNDRED????
I don't wanna I don't wanna
busy day>>78195788
