If someone already made it, discard this thread editionQoT: What holy mission would you want your bf to dedicate their life to, if any?
>>78173350Yay.>>78173365Iunno I'm not big into metal. Powerwolf? Yngwie J Malmsteen?>>78173406Brad is a bitch tho and his dick is probably small too >>78173433Almost as if liking me is normal because I am super cool and epic?
>>78173582Holy mission of acquiring a big juicy ass
>>78173582>What holy mission would you want your bf to dedicate their life to, if any?becoming god so i can praise him
>>78173582>What holy mission would you want your bf to dedicate their life to, if any?TND
>>78173627Powerwolf seems pretty rad, thank you very much
>>78173629The most sacred of all>>78173641I'm pretty sure that's the opposite of holy, basically sacrilege, but also pretty based>>78173663WellThat'sUmIt's good that you support him in any case
>>78173582Loving me and protecting me and enjoying their life with me meow
Getting another burgar when this is doneTummy rumbling ehhwefh
>>78173627>Almost as if liking me is normal because I am super cool and epic?Only reason you don't have a bf is because you don't want to, so true!
>>78173629Nigger taste, skinny boys hnnnnng
omg i wish i had a boyfriend (doll that i can control/modify under my command and i can do whatever i want with and will never leave me)
>>78173770Eat food henry stickman
>>78173782my boyfriend is terrible at this part
>>78173782'mouche sadly has no orifices because he is a doll..Perfect for the oral only schizo ig
>>78173833He's also not real, there's also that
>>78173760No because I'm too retarded to put myself out there and find a bf, if I was able to look I would surely find one
>>78173813your boyfriend is hard to influence/change and leaves constantly you? must suck..>>78173833he has a dick though right? thats all i need. anal is cringe
>>78173582Protecting the weak from violent criminals
>>78173952no my boyfriend is really bad at playing the influencer
Violent criminals(niggers)
>>78173663>TNDWhat does this mean? I am sorry to ask but google not helping and I am curious.
>>78173782This but I am the doll
>>78174039Texans Never Die
Would you shit test your bf?
>>78171047Fake, femboys aren't tops>>78171401Meow noooooo
We do not produce widgetsWe do not have the capacity anymore to produce widgetsWe need bf to produce widgets
>>78173582Protecting me and Looking After Me
>>78174088I do not have the social skills to effectively do so and even if I did I would not
>>78174088probably but i dont know how. tips? (also this isnt shit test as in poop right? you gays are known for some weird stuff)
>>78174111Oh fuck yeah, hold still babe, I'm so close, I'm about to produce so maNY WIDGETSSSS AAGGGGGHHHHHHHH
>>78174111Sorry, bfs cost 100 widgets
>>78174088I'm still not even sure what this fully entails. Like, ask him to do something for you and if he says no you dump him?
Babe would you still love me if I was a spider? ;~;
>>78174151you'd be my favourite spider and I'd take very good care of you but realistically I'm not going to be effectively single for the rest of my life if I can help it
>>78174151Like a spider spider or a cute spiderboy
>>78173782Unironically would love this but he is dominant in bedroom only
Okay, I clearly asked a question/suggested a scenario that requires a level of social skill unreachable for everyone here, and feeds the rolls. I don't know what I was thinking.
>>78173833I'm oral only, who cares about anus? You can kiss and cuddle and...
That was the shit test btw
>>78174151I mean yes but I would have to keep you in an aquarium because I would be scared of crushing you I'm sorry :(
On my walk today I found a small kitten and now it's following me home
>>78173937You could have your very own /r9gay/ harem with zero effort, let them fight and marry the last anon standing. We can stream it.
>>78174220Oh lookie here it's the chosen one How's life Mr. Main Character
>>78174039Toxic northern death
>>78174198Why would you bf someone you don't crush on?
>>78174198Spiders can't swim, drowning them is a hobby of mine >.<
>>78174294You thought bitch
is paying for a male cosplay sex worker a thing?
>>78174318need a spiderboy like this
>>78174420Just get a cosplay bf(lurk cons)
Met cute boy, we had a great vibe, then he complains about too many boring white people in his country. But I'm white? Do you like me or not? Are you going to cheat with an immigrant? What is going on? Am I hearing real results of psyops in real time?
>>78174294You can just not put water in the aquariumWhat do you think people keep pet lizards in
>>78174457You haven't met enough of the white people in America to know that like 70% of them don't have soulsIf you were to peer into their minds it's nothing but beer and tuna casserole and repressed homosexuality
>>78174457we are so winning, immigrant boys
>>78174420Those eyes my god
>>78174493terrariums are slightly different, theyre not watertight. you could use an aquarium as a terrarium of course but not vice versa. terrariums are a lot less expensive especially at larger sizes since as i said they dont have to be watertight and also big aquariums have to be really strong and sturdy. water is heavy. i found a pretty big terrarium on the curb last year but idk what to do with it and its still sitting empty. well sometimes i put random stuffed animals or other things in it for display. i like turtles, snakes and lizards a lot but cleaning a large terrarium seems like a real hassle. hmm....origami terrarium?? need some big paper...
I'm the origarmi killer..
>>78174531this is what being raised on screens in the burbs does to mfsand that was just tv. wait til the phoneborn have to face adult life. its gonna be fucking bad.
>>78174452It cant be that easy. How do I approach a guy like this?>>78174552I know riiightttttttttt
>waterIs not always h20 you just need to cross the border with mexico and over there it's agua
>>78174620Genshit boys holy fugggggggg need me a genshit cosplayer bf
>>78174656Tummy tummy tummy ToT
>>78174656Fucking shit fuck you how do I look like this
>>78174254What'd I do to you my kind sir :(
>>78174738GeneticsAlso diet and work out, waxing your skin, lots of skincare productsBut genetics
>>78174187Wouldn't he (can you call it a he if there are no genitalia?) be pretty cold/lukewarm since he's a doll?>>78174420You could probably pay a male sex worker with the right body type to cosplay for you.
cosplaying with my bf both in cute and lewd ways would be awesome.
I'd cosplay for my fbf if he wanted to but I am not cute so I doubt he would want me to.We could even cosplay together and go to cons, that would be so cute...
Going to a love hotel with fbf
>>78174918If he's your fbf he thinks you're cute and he would love to see you in cosplayAlways think positive
>>78174933Getting too horny on the drive to the love hotel and rocking my fbf's world in the backseat of the car
Having to explain to bf's mom why her car he borrowed now smells like boy cum and boy sex..
Car sex sounds not very fun. I'd be scared of getting caught, plus smells and... fluid dripping onto seats.
>>78174738Skincare is a meme you just need to wax and exercise, learn to diet since that's most important
Dropping him off after your date and driving away in his mom's car...
>>78174938I hear people say this but I don't think that's necessarily true, even if someone loves you they're not magically gonna think you're cute.Sure they'd be attracted to you, but unconditionally liking everything about you? I doubt it. I doubt love is that 2 dimensional, there are things you like about your boyfriend and maybe there are even things you dislike, but staying with him is worth it because you love him.
>>78174975I'd be too excited about the car sex itself to be worried about any of that, I'm very impulsive
>>78174620i hope you realize that most people into this hobby are usually women and regardless of them being a guy or girl, look fucking terrifying under all that. that guy(?) has makeup caked on, half of his face is covered and he's wearing a stupid wig. what exactly is the appeal there for you? the outfit?
I seriously need to cosplay and get a cosplay bf this is no longer a joke I need this badly
>>78174989I said he would think you were cute, not perfect, and I do think if you spend time romantically invested in someone you will start to find them more attractive.
>>78174975I forgot you guys are so short you probably don't even think how little space there is in a car. Midget privilege baka
>>78174995then go on grindr, lots of gay sex happens in cars because of down low gays who don't want to do it in their houses/apartments.
>>78174989You're just an insecure retards that should start believing in suicide. I love everything my *not yet* bf does and he is super cute and makes me laugh all the time and and
>>78175009I'm not into cosplay but the moment I'd have a bf I'm into cosplay
>>78175023I'm 6'3 and I'd gladly bump my head on the ceiling a million times for it
>>78175009Look at those toes.. the subtle off white colouring, the tasteful thickness of the foot.. oh my God, there's even a watermark
>>78175059would you suck meows toes?
>tfw making my bf crash the car by giving him road head.would be a funny way to die.
god damn it you kids and your geishan or whatever
>>78175012>and I do think if you spend time romantically invested in someone you will start to find them more attractive.I agreed with that, but I also said that it wouldn't magically make them cute or super attractive to you. That's what I think anyway.>>78175039Yes you are right about the insecurity, but that's still a mean thing I will not be considering that.Also>bf haveryou are required to leave the thread.
>>78175042I'm into cosplay but I never done cosplay and have no idea what to do I'm also getting old and would like to cosplay at least once before I'm 30. I'm not going to die before I get to look cute in a cute outfit T-T
>>78175072No, no I would not>>78175074If he hits a bump that cock is going into your esophagus
>>78175087I literally said not yet bf, I know you're dumb but please read more carfully
I cosplay as a fat ugly bastard every day.
>>78173582Can't wait for another work day where I wake up at six in the morning to do a miserable job, return home and enjoy my four free hours of time.What is a good and painless way to kill myself? Because I am really tired od this disgusting world.
i want to be TOPPED by my bottom boyfriend but im afraid if i ask he'll leave me
switching it up once in a while sounds hot. Aren't most gays vers anyway?
>>78175127Hot, post pigs
>>78175074so there we were on friday night going 80 down the highway, i had just picked him up and it was a long drive back to my place...
>>78175047You know, brain damage makes bottoms cuter or so I heard
>>78175198True gay has never been tried
>>78175210God I must be irresistible then, all these tops must just be too nervous to talk to a cutie like me
nah tops are all dumb himbos who only think of fucking us. bottoms are the real smart gays.
>>78175125Ah, I misread, sorry then.Regardless what I say still stands, methinks. Or it doesn't, feel free to prove me wrong I would prefer being positive about the future.
>>78175004noooooo dont reality check me anon. the outfit is probably 70% of the attraction and to be honest i choose a bad cosplay pic, heres a better one. there are some cute twinks who are into cosplay though, ive met a few of them, but i havent gotten to know them on a personal level. how do i find conventionally cute bio male cosplay frens? are they all in east asia?>>78175080>geishankekked
>>78175198Sadly I don't think so. You're either prisongay or a bottom trugay
>>78175234How smart can you be if you want cock in your ass?
>>78175252like 90% of this is photoshop anon i'd argue the one you sent earlier was better because at least there was some semblance of human in that, this is all blurred and airbrushed to high hell
>>78175234this is true, but i think of hugging you a lot too
>>78175242No it doesn't, you just never had a crush on someone meth ink. Otherwise you would know how everything they do looks so cute and irresistible to you. Yes, absolutely they look cuter because of their personality once you get to know them and if you are into that type of personality.
>>78175252I have that figure of XiaoIt's a shame most guys into cosplay are narcissistic attention whores (what a surprise!)
>>78175279I second this.that one just looks plastic and bad
Chubby guys with bubbly personalities that only want femboy twinks are so cliche its unrealDefinitely date them :3
>>78175309Maybe, I've had infatuations with people but never crushes I guess. If you're willing to entertain me for a while, how does it work?
I need a bf willing to wear a school uniform and do shota roleplay.
Being an /r9gay/ poster that wants to date meow is biggest cliche there is
>>78175349I want a chubby guy so bad, do I have to be a femboy twink or can I just be a normal guy
>>78175384They're prisongay so they will not go for real men sorry
The terms 'top' and 'bottom' are designed to imprison discourse within the context our adversaries have defined. Many issues transcend this doubtful divide. I will not be your pawn!!!
I'd go for just a normal guy actually
>>78175354I can't be bothered to type more but the gist of it is, you're already attracted to them yes (or perhaps they showed you a pic after you were already talking but you knew they fit your criteria, like in my case), but their look is so much enhanced by their personality which is what made you get interested in them in the first place. Or perhaps I'm mentally ill.I would also encourage you to think how there are other perspectives and something you don't like about yourself someone else does. That's why I hate low self esteem fags, you people are hard to deal with so it's best to avoid you guys. Crybabies.
>tfw no retard bf who constantly asks for how stuff works or why something is how it is
>>78175408Cute! This anon is cute chunni
>>78175444That's literally mehow
>>78175444asking questions and learning is fun :3
>tfw no bf with stalinist level paranoia
>>78169457you dont need friends to go on a mountaintop, or the heart of the city, or a college campus, where the younguns are pretty.
>>78175443I see I see, most guys I have been "into" online I have not been very physically attracted to once they showed me pictures so maybe it could've been different. Not like I talked with that many, just a handful, doesn't help that I am quite picky when it comes to looks.>That's why I hate low self esteem fags, you people are hard to deal with so it's best to avoid you guys. Crybabies.Completely understandable, how can you except someone to love you if they don't love themselves, or something. Unfortunately I don't have much choice in this as most people in my upbringing treated me with pity at best, so it has really fucked with my head. But oh well, I am not asking for pity points so feel free to hate me if you'd like.
nordic masculinity stereotype shattered by how many of them are crybaby dummies
>>78175444I imagine this would actually get annoying quite fast, I don't understand a lot of the world cos I've always been asocial and never really "went out in life", I feel like I lack a lot of common knowledge that others have. Like I constantly have to ask my mom what things mean when she brings it up and stuff.I hope it's not too much of a burden on any future relationships, if there even are any.
>>78175643I think I am a fairly unique case as most people seem to be rather stable and indifferent. I am just a lot more emotional than others due to my genetics/mental illness methinks.
Yeah it was a joke because you fags keep adding that in your postsOhh anony what did you mean by that? Why? How? What..?
mediterranean chad keep winning
>>78175677I can't understand jokes sorry I am too autisitc to exist. :(.
>>78175616if you want to meet attractive men, get a basic job. popeye arms ripping pallets in the back of the houses, male thots working sales at the journeys and zales. >>78175643theyre literally just housecat versions of the people they would be. same thing happens everywhere suburbs exist. city people can be scrawny but theyve usually seen at least some real shit.
This guy and his detestment of suburbs and zoomers and phones and and..
i live in the city and have never seen anything
>>78175730wouldnt be tellin it if you werent so fuckin sad>>78175737thats not the real city, then, my sheltered little lad.
A nigger working at the dollar general warehouse in Newark New Jersey who's got negative money shouldn't give any unsolicited advice methinks especially about finances or productivity
If I'm into a guy based on how he acts online he would have to be really fucking ugly for me to not date him, provided he vaguely fits what I'm attracted to
>>78175755i live in the city
>>78175790i get away with crime and you cant even rhyme
>>78175807fact: if you take the subway or the bus ever, you will see some shitfact: if you never take the subway or the bus, you are not in a cityfact: getting driven everywhere makes you lazy and shitty
Thinking of bringing this look back but a bit shorter from the back so that I can get it to be super fluffy>>78174232I don't want a harem I want exactly one cuddlable bf I can talk with about stuff and have insane gay sex with meow>>78175072Weird ahh question who in their right mind wouldn't say no>>78175234But that's what makes them so kyuuute. Stupid little puppy tops bumbling around.>>78175362Not trve I think meow nobody wants to date me actually
>>78175790*Starts talking latin at you and claims victory*He is my favorite lolcow
I saw 3 black men gangrape a young Jewish boy on the NYC metro and I could not believe it
then again, people everywhere no be staring at screens, being inattentive to the felix and lean.
The problem with black bathroom tiles is that it's harder to spot a spider and you can accidentally wash him down the drain, which would be very sad :(
quid pro quo, you're like what for what bitch? over your mid shit id pick poor or rich.
>>78175818fact1: debunkedfact2: i live in the cityfact3: i walk and have a bike and can drive but i make my mom or sister drive me around anyways
Back in Finland yay but getting my stuff is gonna take forever meow where bf to kiss me to make the wait go faster
>>78175898whyd you just admit being lazy and shitty? rhyme this time, pardner, youre fucking up the ditty.
I'm so rich with my pxl obama phone
gallatrix princeps, im far from the first. i got it all done by being just the worst.
shitty itty bitty sissy clitty committee
>>78175956Stop talking shit about me already or there WILL be consequences I fuccccking swear I will gouge your pig eyes out
Fuck the empty sockets like k*wi?
>>78175992No I am a bottom I don't be fucking
I want a boyfriend. If I had someone to cuddle, suck off and love, my life would be so much better.
The physical world is an illusion. There is no boyfriend to hold. You would never truly touch.
>>78176012I know and don't care, it feels good and takes away the pain of existence. I only feel real in someone elses arms.
Waa where gentle but firm owner bf to give my life meaning in making him happy
Uff... it ain't easy wearing the pants and in these troubling times? Better wait out the storm.
Watching the rain with a burg in my hand
>>78175992https://voca.ro/1h1asGijR61d
>>78176086just giving bottoms what they want idk why r9gay flipped about this guy
>>78176094Because he has a boyfriend the entire time and is unobtainable?
>>78175913Which country were you in tho?
>>78176094most of those aren't even from here he started posting on /s4s/ lately since the archiveschizo scared him away
As a bottom I want something very secret and epic and also cool but I am not telling what meow
To be molested again but this time for real with real hardcore triple anal penetration?
>>78176123Link his shit let's make fun of him there too
Bottoms are gross and disgusting whores
>>78175913fucking pedofaggot wtf is that image you should kill yourself nigger
s4s seems like a dreadful placeall the complains here about personalities is 1000x worse thereI recognize names there from posters back in 2018
>>78176041Yall niggas weird!!!!
>>78176137Not funny as if why the fuck would I wish for something like that kill yourself you stupid disgusting animal
>>78176146i'm not the schizo but i saw a few last month
>>78176186You are not the swede stop posting that shotaYou're so unoriginal and cringe and dumb and stupid and retarded die to death demonic entity
>>78176157I am not so *loud incorrect buzzer*>>78176165Whattttt? Where did you bring children into this? You got something to tell us pal?>>78176176No I am le normal
>>78176202I can post what I want and it doesn't even matter because you're gonna cry about it anyway because you're so butthurt about how cool and ebinsome I am, seethe
Made an instant meal for dinner which took barely 5 minutes but I'm still proud given how much I hate waiting for food
Makin more cookies but I've been baking so many pastries my mom is going on a diet so I guess I'm bringing these to work for my coworkers
I was in the booth when I heard that baby got bodied
Where are the cum tree cookies we're done with the lavender!!!!1
>>78176256These don't have lavender in them they do have sour cream in them though and that kind of looks like cum so
>>78176247dangerous bf whose kindness turns you fluffy but you could never refuse
should i quit /r9gay/
>>78176300I genuinely want to do this to a boyI want him to be my cuddly chubby bear that I can feed fun pastry recipes until he gets tired and falls asleep on me like a cute weighted blanket
>>78176330>quit /r9gay/hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAYou are here forever
did story bleed to death
>>78176380No, he's in here somewhere You just gotta dig him up
Sleepy little kitty, so cute :D
>>78176247>I'm bringing these to work for my coworkersHow cucked are you?
>>78176369i can do it. if this was a yes then im doing it
>>78176430How is that cucked? I like my coworkers.
>>78175645We will just make a little game out of it, you have to recite everything I taught you during the day or I will punish you in a way I deem fit
>met old friend from elementary school days >struck by how beautiful his smile is >get kind of smitten talking to him not gonna lie, felt weird because while I'm bi, I don't really experience this with dudes, but his face and smile was just so beautiful, I kind of can't stop thinking about it.
>>78173582As a joint endeavor we could compile the worlds largest collection of pointless historical facts and anecdotes in book form
hey it's me, fag fat
>tfw ugly smile because my cheekbones barely liftI will never smite a boy with happy facial expressions
>>78176568I have no idea how to smile from the bottom of my heart, all my smiles feel awkward or forced and I think people can tell
I've been trying to train my cheekbone muscles and I've noticed I don't move my eyebrows up when smiling (which looks weird), will report back in a few weeks
>>78176568>>78176406same concept. faces change with weight and with your age. get skinny, mature, and keep your wisdom teeth.
>>78176634Is that a normal thing to do, the eyebrow movement? Thanks for the tip, man.
>>78176650I'm not sure, but it looks better for me if I do raise them subtlyAlso don't widen your smile, just focus on raising your smileYou can train your cheekbone muscles by keeping a smile, forcing the cheekbone muscles back down with both hands and then stretching the muscles up further against the resistance
Finally home at 1:20 AM time to drink a monster, do anal prep and bounce on that shit silly style
>>78176835record it for us
>>78176710looking at your face that much will make you insane and make you act like freak. believe it or not, your face and even your whole body will unconsciously pick up and imitate the habits and casts of those around you, if you put yourself around people. its an interesting concept and fascinating to feel happening. babies learn to walk and talk this way. what youre looking for, i acquired unconsciously by working at a coffee shop. other people smiling will make you do it too. its almost creepy, like being stepfordized.
>>78176884What's in it for me? Don't be a fucking leech, dude.
>>78176989>that pictureIma cry to sleep tonight
>tfw I will never meet my fbf because we are both too anxious and busy tfw no bf posting to interact with anyonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZb4gI17aNI
>>78177041Good i hope you choke for harshing my vibe like that
>>78176835this is exactly what his cock looks like and he was honestly very guts in appearance and personality, thanks for this reminder of what i dont have anymore
Cum lmao
>>78177092nice fantasy cringe brag
OP 40 Spawn Theme
>>78177070I'll keep at making myself gag with my fingers like that
I have slept most of the day, my stomach doesn't feel good and I didn't get most of the trash out this week. I ate breakfast skipped lunch and don't feel like eating dinner. Maybe I do have sepsis and will be gone to visit mom soon? Or most likely I'm just in a funk and will snap out of it in a few days.
>>78177363I mean you should still see a doctorI'm getting a camera put down my throat in a couple of weeks to see if I have a bleeding stomach ulcerLots of shit can go wrong in a body when you aren't looking
The cookies are done but I'm not gonna post a picture because I didn't add enough corn syrup and the chocolate frosting looks like feces instead of looking like a shiny glaze I'm so buttmad
Wish I could have some freshly baked cookies. I bet they taste great. You're too hard on yourself.
I wish so bad I had someone to bake for other than my parentsIf I had a bf I could surprise with cupcakes or whatever now and then my life would have so much more meaning
>>78177513I got something you can glaze buster
do your parents at least praise you for them? if I randomly baked cookies all I would get would a lecture for making a mess.
>>78177562this is so relatable
>>78177562I mean yeah I like baking a lot and they like the stuff I make, although they told me they have to stop eating it because they need to go on a diet, too much sugar. That sucks though, if you made something nice to share with your family and they got angry about it. Sugar and flour are cheap too, it's not like you were wasting anything.
>>78177582first of all I would struggle to make cookies from scratch like that, I could do a premade mix. That's just the way my family is. Very restrained, cookies/sweets are only for certain occasions and to have them outside of that is decadent.
I dislike experiencing sudden bouts of loneliness and a desire to do something of note with my life. Oh well feelings were made to be buried and ignored
I took a little walk thinking it might perk me up, only thing it did was make my fat ass sweaty in addition to tired. All I want to do is go back to sleep and I just woke up 3 hours ago from a 4 hour nap.
>>78177612That's lame of them, I'm sorry you have to deal with that. I hope someday you find a bf you can have more fun with, even if cookies are too tough to make.
I think I'll try and make some cornbread tomorrow, I always did like it when mom made it. Jiffy of course, I never tried to bake anything that wasn't in a mix, and neither did mom.
>>78177877Jiffy Cornbread mix rules, I hope you enjoy it!
is apostle here?
Low mood has been rectified. My complements to whomever made Finlandia Vodka
>>78178046This one post has jeopardized nearly a month of sobrietyMan I suddenly feel like I could go for a drink
unfortunately I know what I'll do, I'll make the bread but leave the bowls out and uncleaned, they'll get flies/maggots and after a week I'll throw them all away.
>>78178065Just fill them with water and soap and at least leave them in the sink for a dayThen they'll be super easy to just rinse out later
the reason I never cook complex dishes is because I simply won't clean up my mess. I'll say I'll do it later then I never will. Basically unless I do it immediately after I eat then I won't.
>>78178094I wash the dishes while I'm cooking, before I eatThat way it's impossible to put off
>>78178104It's all I can do the stay on top of the cooking and not burn anything. Meat and steamed potatoes are really simply to clean and I just leave the grease in the skillet since it doesn't get flies and the steamer just has water in it.
>>78178094Clean up before you eat.
>>78178167but at that point I'm hungry and want to eat, not clean. I've also decided against getting another electric skillet because I know I'll make 2 maybe 3 meals in it then do the same thing I did with the last two, leave them out and let the flies breed in it.
I feel like I will pass out and am drenched in sweat but that was way intense wow maybe even too intense now my balls hurt and I gotta clean up. Not a huge fan of the dildo on a chair method either. Using my hand to thrust it while on my side is the best thus far but it's a bit distracting. It's all too much work tho and makes it hard to cum since I get tired and have to stop. another reason to keep losing weight. And now for a shower.
>>78178240That sounds like a crazy workoutI wish I had my own place so I could experiment with toys
>>78178064Congrats on a month sober. I'd just go for a walk or pick up a game if I were you and remind myself why I spend over a month not drinking to begin with>>78178074It really is that simple. I just made a giant pancake and it took a minute to stick the whisk and pan in soapy water
>>78178256Yeah I think my legs are so short since I am a giga manlet that it is hard to get a comfortable position with the dildo attached to something. I wish I had someone to dick me down instead.
>>78178344Maybe try putting it on a beanbag on the floor or something
>>78178408It doesn't stick to surfaces that are not hard and smooth. A real pain. I'd much rather have a bf to play with. I'd even get to make him feel good which is a huge bonus!
I never realized how much work fucking yourself with a dildo really was. I want to be someone's pillow queen and have him do all the work.
>>78178460I want a bf who motivates me to work for his pleasure but also takes the lead when he feels like it maybe
I vill not jork the peanits I'm hungary, fruit loops it is
My favorite color is orange because orange is the color of the sun, and the sun is the source of all life on this planet. There is nothing more pure and beautiful than the sun, and if one day I become a sun myself, then I myself will become the source of all life on this planet. That's the dream.
I will literally do whatever my fbf asks me to do in the bedroom (barring watersports and scat)Top, bottom, lay there, put in the work, soft and caring, biting and scratching, I will follow all his instructions just so he isn't dissatisfied with me
>>78178512Everything you said is correct except the color of the sun is pink like the Rosy Dawn and I will fight you to the death on this
Sex is so scary I will surely die if a man even looks at me lewdly meow.... How hidoi....
>>78178552I look lewdly at the selfies of you other people post does that count
There's a lot of gay threads on the catty rn I'm surprised we aren't blamed for it more often
>>78178566Well its mostly femboy shit so they're all into it despite being straight even though they pretend not to be
>>78178556no it has to be irl, there has to be genuine lust and will to do stuff to me involved and I have to notice it. if a man touches me lewdly I will super die for certainmeow Luckily no one would ever do either of those things and my life is safe in that regard
>tfw no bf to disappoint in the bedroom and then fall asleep on
Having a wet dream about bf then having a melty over it in the morning waking him up
>>78178586Meow you have just gotten lucky so far considering how many people on here think you're cute it's literally just a matter of time before someone walking down the street falls head over heels in love with you and he will want to get all up in your face and butt about it I guarantee it
>>78178605I've never had a wet dream I'm super jealous of people who haveI only have nightmares and none of them have ever been sexy
>>78178619Having a wet nightmare might ruin my life
fat neet shower then bed, I think I can soap my asshole this time. maybe I'll wake up feeling better. Anyway missing two meals can only help me.
They're finally taking my least favorite coworker off the schedule I'm so happy I don't have to work with him at all this weekLittle fucker came here for the summer, I think he's in high school, and he does everything backwards and weird and it pisses me off just to have to stand there with himI can do everything by myself he doesn't need to be there and he can't be gone fast enough
would you fuck caiou's dad
Having someone to go out with is what I think would be best about having a bfThe combination of unlimited free time and someone to drag me outside could make life less monotonous
Going on nightwalks would be nice but I don't wanna venture alone
>>78178773AbsolutelyAlso holy shit his name is Boris?
>>78178791I wanna go out and find some swings to play on but I got work tomorrow morning so I should go to bed soon
>>78178848I can see the park from my house let's go anon
All the local swing sets were removed because of antisocial behaviour. Can't have any nice things here
I bled more than I thought from that hemorrhoid. When I took off my shorts for the shower I noticed there was a blood stain on the bottom. I went to the store with those shorts on today... I bet it won't come out either, oh well I'll still wear that pair of shorts can't afford to just throw them out.
>>78178857God damnit I wish It would be so nice to swing with someone
The other smaller park owned by the local school removed the merry go round which is lameThat was fun to play on back then
>>78178924Story I swear to fucking god I'm going to see them extract your corpse from your rotting house on the news in two years and they're going to interview your neighbors saying "I kind of remember someone living there but I didn't know he was still there, poor guy"
>>78177431theres also a lot that can go wrong from too much looking. i thought i was dying of heart explosion or something the first time i had really bad acid reflux. i went to the hospital and made them do all the scans despite them being like "it really sounds like you just have acid reflux." it turned out it was really bad acid reflux. so theres some radiation i could have avoided. i stopped eating so much ice cream and waffles and it reduced over a few weeks and hasnt been back. if i hadnt stopped, however, i might well have ended up with a stomach ulcer. they prescribed me nexium but i didnt take it because i had at least a semblance of a handle on my consumption.
>>78178977my mom also went to the ER one time thinking she was having a heart attack but it was just acid reflux.
>encouraging story to further distrust doctors, shaving off decades of his neet lifeBased and medicarepilled
The giant pancake did not turn out as I intended. Its now just a bowl of overly sweet mush which I won't post as it looks like vomit. I thought I was doing well at the time but it would seem I overestimated my ability to follow simple instructions
>>78178910what? even in californias shithole ive never seen this
>>78179005Well I don't really know what the point of one giant pancake as opposed to several smaller pancakes would have been but what matters is that you did your best
>>78179006'anti-social behavior' is a bong term. means the chavs were hanging out there smoking and drinking.
I'll show them some real anti social behaviour..
>>78179030thats not making me feel better why
night night sweetheartssee you after work tomorrowkisses!
Oh no, massive gas pocket. I hate these.
>>78179059goodnight bug
>>78177513chocolate is incredibly difficult in my experience...i dont know that ive ever gotten a good glaze or temper, though i havent tried that many times. if you really want to master it, you could try to get a part time thing at a place where youll get to practice and learn from watching people firsthand. plus having to buy your own chocolate to practice with gets expensive! also it quickly gets to be too many to eat yourself. i reduce (normalize) all cookie recipes so that they use 1 stick of butter so i get more practice per calorie. if youre the guy who can feed his coworkers thats a good perk. im not sure people would trust mine, im new. >>78177562this is the kind of completely wrong parent shit that one must not only ignore but subtly get revenge for. keep making cookies, do it at night, buy your own ingredients or steal them if you have to. alternate between leaving them nicely presented on a plate and disappearing them all before they get a taste. (say you gave them to your friends, or actually do so if you can.) clean up so well you leave it cleaner than you started. wipe down the fridge handles every day or even after every time they touch it. easiest cookies is 1 cup pb, 1 cup sugar, mix, add egg, mix, form golf ball sized ball, roll ball in sugar, place on parchment paper on cookie sheet, squash to cookie shape with fork. bake at 350 for 13 minutes (or longer or shorter based on the results, ovens are all different.) use their favorite snacks for mix-ins, after the egg step. broken up pretzels, m&ms, nuts, its all tasty. rinse the dishes and put them in the washer, dont leave things in the sink. give em hell!!!
>>78178611hopefully not as I'd die to death from such treatment
>>78177877whenever my grandfather had to fend for himself foodwise he would cook a rasher of bacon in a skillet then bake a box worth of jiffy cornbread in the fat in the skillet. i never saw this but i imagine that much fat makes the cornbread come out of the skillet clean. it wasnt an oldness thing, he always did this and he died from fat before getting at all foggy.
Epilated my legs againI imagine this is what they do in gitmoSome pumpkin roll would be nice about now
i met up with my gay friend again today and we played some 3ds games and he showed me his cringe jrpgs and tomadachi life world and i showed him rhythm heaven and necrodancer and we had some productive talks at the support group and i had a really good day today
>>78178619i used to get em if i didnt nut for a few weeks. maybe i still do, i havent t-breaked in a while. that long anyway. tho its not a guarantee. after about a month i start to get red balls (the first stage of blue balls). nocturnal emission seems pretty inevitable at some point if you refrain, considering monastic rules usually include a way to purify oneself after it.
oh yeah they're getting a switch next week and they have some games lined up already like smash and mario kart and mario party but i'm really excited to show cadence of hyrule to my friend because he's a zelda fan and knows enough about it to get all the references
i get wet dreams pretty often. its usually uncomfortable(sometimes it feels like a bit gets left behind) and the dreams arent that good
>>78178636>parents make get job>do job as bad as you can to try to make them fire you>they dont cause theyre desperate for hands>have to start no showing to get fired>more charitably, stop going because people like you stinkeye him for being slow at his first real work ever>parents still think youre working so you have to fuck around all daya frequent tale, but at least he's out of the house. also, you have a good manager who is trying to stop you from overworking yourself and getting problems. whenever ive gotten the stinkeye like you were probably giving, i beat you at your own game for an hour then go back to my preferred pace. but i have fat balls and quick hands, and im not as new as i look.
I've also read that fast food places don't fire you unless you majorly fuck up because they don't want to pay unemployment. they instead just mess with your hours, have you work a ton one week then the bare minimum, switch you from opening to closing and back, anything to get you to quit.
>>78178848on my walks i used to see this weedy tall emo looking guy swinging on some out of the way swings at night in the park doing sad jim carrey feet cause his legs were so long lol
>no bf to stay in bed until the afternoon withOne of these days I'll get a single bed so that I have to put my boxes of mixers and clothes in their proper places
>>78179005its not you dude, a surprising number of pancake recipes on the internet are just utterly fucking wack ive foundif you want to get a little fancy, try a japanese fluffy pancake recipe from serious eats or justonecookbook. the fancy step is that you fold in whipped egg whites so its really really fluffy. they can be up to like 1 inch tall if you do it right. i actually find these recipes more consistent even though they have more steps.the kind of "simple" recipe thats supposed to result in "liquid with lumps" batter is really really easy to fuck up if you mix it too much, or too little, or use a little too much or too little liquid or flour, etc...
>>78179092oh also you can make an absolutely ace cookie if you crumble up peanut brittle and mix it in to the above recipe. that one is a milk bar joint, i cant take credit.
>>78179119oh also its really tasty if you dice up an apple and mix it into the jiffy mix! dont worry about peeling, the skin is good. you can of course also just eat an apple with it, which is called "lumberjack style."
the one time I night walked years ago I got stopped the police and questioned for 20 minutes because some kids kicked over some trash cans a couple nights before.
>>78179284the one time i played a somewhat long ways into the sims 3, this older neighbor i was on good terms with randomly kicked over my trash can once in the middle of the night. he never did it again, and greeted me friendly as normal the next time my self-insert character met him. spooky. my character also one time took his dinner plate out into his backyard and ate in a bench under a tree. (contemplatively, i had to imagine.)
Hooligan shos..Nicked my thigh sure hope no twink vampire breaks in haha no haha
Now I wake up, at almost midnight when I need to go to bed.
>>78179284wowthe cops here won't come for anything short of a murder
hi,how to get bf if you cant make conversation
Get introvert bf
what happens if you put two introverted boys together but no one makes the first move?
very funny...im gonna make the password your coolest (imo) teacher's name at some point tomorrow when i have a chance to look and then im gonna bail for, uhm, a while. jinkies. and zoinks. i feel like this is a bit bold for whats supposedly a dangerous game, but its not like i would know.
One will eventually give in and initiate something or they'll both die from sudden internal combustion
this fly keeps buzzing me then hiding when I grab the spray. I try not to enjoy killing flies but this one I will.
my monthly check in to see how my favourite anon is doing (yes you its you the one reading this rn your my favourite anon)
peachy :3
>>78179572im lying uncomfortably in a dark and cold room right now. there is a cat making too much noise crawing into and onto everything here, but he will join me at some point. how are you
nobody told me how to get a bf
>>78179715you can be my bf anon
>>78179727wow, okay. thanks! so uhh that means you will you be my bf too?
>>78179693im also lying uncomfortably in a dark room i wish it was cold its too hot i hate summeri cant let my cats sleep in my room anymore because theyre little monstersim dying slowly, how are you?
>>78179749yes but no takesies backsies, if you try to leave there will be consequenceswe should move in right away, the bed is lonely...
>>78179779okay! i wont! moving in already? well, i guess if you have the bed... and house, right?
>>78179806yes and yes. you best not be in the rockies, sir
>>78179757what did your cats do? this my sisters cat none of my cats were ever hyper like this. its pretty fun when you arent sleepingim bored and cant sleep. nothing else going on in my head really. anything you want to say? also i thought i hit post on this 10mins ago sorry
>>78179837>you best not be in the rockies, sirwhy
>>78179866i knew its you.. stream the escape brother. you're already my bf sm h
>>78179852my cats arent really hyper they just love to ruin thingsmost of the blinds in my apartment are scratched to hell and the frame of my door has a chunk missing from them biting it so thats funhows life been treating you? its summer break for me rn is it for you?i hate summer so much aaaahhhh i never get anything done
>>78179908i can only stream from the front door to the street my cell service sucks. and whats wrong with me!? ;(
>>78179942this cat eats everything(food and otherwise) so the blinds are messed up here too. are your cats male? this is the only male cat ive knownlife is okay just very busy right now since a lot of stuff is happening to family and part of the NEET deal is i become the babysitter and butler since nobody else has so much free timewhat do you need to get done? what do you want to get done?
>>78179948verizon is not a good provider here sometimes.. its all bad all of it>whats wrong with me!? ;(nothing but this image is basically you in my mind :|travel east immediately thank you very much
I don't get it sometimes. Why is it that some people think they're allowed to act a certain way, but when you match that behavior.. you're punished for it? For example, I sent a "friend" some messages last night that he saw and didn't respond to until 12 hours later. When I did the same to him and waited the same amount of time, he thinks that it isn't okay. Why? He's the one who prompted me to message him yesterday too, I was answer his questions and then asked him one at the end so it's not as if I engaged him first and I'm acting entitled to a response. That's how talking works!! Question and answer, if you don't answer I assume you don't want to talk.
>>78179136wtf are jrpgs considered cringe now? it's so over
>>78180028there was a 20min delay to send and recieve a text to/from my mom. its unusable>this image is basically youi dont get it. help... ive never been east befire either ;___;
>typoi had to type that at -100% speed too
>>78179513they'Il stop trying to talk and start awkwardly trying to touch each otheror they will find a nerdy hobby they have in common and sperg out about it while forgetting they're in love
>>78180104Damn, that's hot. Where can I see this action?
>>78180075lame. delete his life>>78180091idk but its a good thing methinkswe have matters to attend to tho. ill have to handcuff you again while explaining the proper vicky army compositions..
>>78180126ogey. i know a bit about vicky2 already but i will listen to the master. i really need to sleep asap its impossible to stay in bed past 7am here. bye
>>78180179night nightsleep safely
>got drunk with my bf>sucked him off>he fell asleep but I'm still awake>getting crossfaded in the other room and playing video games while he snores peacefullybeing a bottom is fine, actually
if you have no idea what someone's going on about, is it better to ask for clarification at risk of seeming dumb or to vaguereply and then shift topics?
>>78180218If it's something important that will come up later, make sure to get it right. If it's shitposting or smalltalk you can gloss right over it.
you should misinterpret on purpose and gaslight
>>78180218only an idiot would make fun of someone for trying to learn moreask for clarification (after looking it up first)
>>78180228smart bf>>78180233jesting bf >>78180235naive bf
im not very good at reflection, my bf should analyse my behaviour and describe me to myself
You all think and worry too much
>tfw autistic>tfw always asking for clarificationI'm not an idiot I just need direct orders :(
what do i worry about..
Eurasian blackbirds are nice
And it ain't nothing newAll I do is eat, sleep, and shitReflect on my lifeFind the perfect words to rhyme it withAin't concerned with what ain't been confirmedAnd I got the right, think I've reached the point of no returnIt ain't nothing new to meIt ain't nothing new to meShould be nothing new to youLet's accomplish the impossibleFree in body, mind, and soulNo idea's originalIt's nothing new under the sunIt's never what you doBut how it's doneIf you base your happiness around material, women, and large paperThat means your inferior not major...
forgot my image :d
>>78180569I don't like you anymore, you reek of cowardice now.
>decide to play porn game>isn't doing much for me>go to porn site>nothing>just feel a pulling emptiness insideis this depression
>>78180622I ain't do nuthing
>>78180633I'm a man at the end of the day at least. That's saying a lot nowadays, ain't it.
>>78180630try reading porn and listening asmr, you need to engage your imagination
>>7818064120 years inside, not a fucking peep. For what? To protect the likes of Rusty fucking Millio, Doc Santoro?
kiwi has a BFE asmr channel with 25k subscribers
>>78180666I'm sure he'll like those numbers.
25k cutting boys with broken hearts
kiwis been a good nigga whenever I talk to him his ex is probably in the thread or something lol
>>78180707which one doesn't he have a psycho one
>>78180713yea I think something like that. He showed me some pics of it once.
>>78180720kiwi showed you pics of his psycho ex? sounds like he's the weirdo.
Even when being defended he sounds insane. Airing old laundry out like that to some random r9gay fag? You a victim nigga. He was groomin' you.
>>78180727Yes. He did. We were shooting the shit a while back.
https://voca.ro/1dS8oGjYd1ZN
I wanna feel your touch in the NightUnpure is my dark delightWhat a lustful sightbefore these eyes, oh darling?I'm gonna feel the wrath of the king'Cause touching you was a sinI'm a victim of my own desire (Griffith did nothing wrong)
>>78180772say some lewd stuff
https://voca.ro/13ubLYgdSfbE
>>78180842horrifying stuff to be sure
>>78180842more please. i want my lil white bwoi ass to be fucked by a superior bbc.
>>78180886https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69BeLJ1BUyU
>>78180009one of them is hes so cute i love him but he is the problem that sounds stressful anon. remember to take care of yourselfi mean technically i dont need to do anything but i think thats kinda the problem i dont feel like doing anything so i dont do anything i hate summer because if given the opportunity to do whatever i want i chose doing nothingi want to clean and not sleep all day but i doubt that will happen any time soon
need rival bfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTU6Wyb2NKE
I cleaned the detritus out of my computer mouse.
Why do 'femboy' tier fags always play league, genshin, half life, or tf2? I never see them playing cool games. Games that make you go "that's a good game and unique!".Even the media they consume is like that. It's like they're all the same person. I mean, we are too but we have more variation.
>>78181253https://voca.ro/13DWJh61zj2t
>>78181253Because they're trying to become generic male vtubers in order to meet women and they need to play games with broad appeal
>>78181409https://voca.ro/13njFsfR6NDm
>>78181409>>78181474Guys keep posting vocaroos I need to compile your voices into an AI tool so I can make audio porn of you together
I'm a twink but sometimes I fantasize about being a man in my 30s with a mullet and beard and having a tan and eye contacts and being a father and having an adopted son I raise well and he grows up to a be a great man. Is this fuckin' weird?
>>78178460Analtards keep losing, penischads win again
>>78178512Thanks Neuro, very cool>>78178516Thanks desperate anon, very cool
pegging bf
You know what? Giving it your best is what it's all about. Whatever area of life it is, you just be the best you can.
>>78181474https://voca.ro/1gc8amqgNptJ
>>78181512but whyboys have penises
>>78181522it's as backup
dick broketime for backup dick
if bf won't use ass for sex sometimes why use penis at allhe can suck a strap and make it shit for both of us
>>78181485hell yea, driving like a big ass pickup truck, wearing only cargo shorts and having a grill every weekendonce twink death inevitebily happens that's who I want to be. idk if I could handle living with a beer belly, but it must be nice having like a pillow under you at all times
>>78181556so true, true real and deep...
>>78179309The one time I saw a post on /r9gay/ and replied to it blablablablablabla
I got into the habit of playing finger drums on my dick and balls when bored
smallest drumset in the world
ba dum tss (sad)
>>78180279This is me. I also can't handle not knowing what to do and I don't know much so gib precise, direct orders if you want me to do something.
autistic boys = slaves i can order aroundnoted
>>78181485You're mexican lmao
That was a brad coded post now I re read it
bread has a disgusting voice and vomit inducing laugh
>>78180968Shout out to my less fortunate niggas
Pictured here we have average /r9gay/ poster standing next to your average height women
>>78180290>poo copes about why they are hated
It's amusing how much damage control the ccp does now to curb any bad reputation in the west like banning their dog eating festivals meanwhile jeets just let it roll
my gay friend just broke up with me because "i was making fun of him too much" and he has a lot going on to tolerate a "unhealthy relationship" and we're "on different paths"i really like him but i was just bantering with him. i never intended to offend him but he doesn't seem to want to talk at least for a while.
>>78175711Getting a job is not easy, I doubt I can find a job with a lot of gay guys lol. I'll take what I can get.
>>78181480https://voca.ro/1gIAVfkvXpYK
Ruders destroyed
>>78179922Do you have a back up plan if your relationship fails, anon?
>>78182298Gays are immune to ick, unfeasible psyop :/
This thread thought me that Miami and Britain are worst places on earth and I should feel lucky I don't live there
Meow I woke'd up and now I le ask'e: where lies mine bee eff?
>>78181067Wtf I love w*men now
Interesting gamewww.whatbeatsrock.com
>>78175805Well men in internet loser circles are not known for taking much care of their appearance. Plus most of those guys were straight.>>78176479Okay but please don't be too mean to me, ok?>>78182361Good morning meow but why did you wake up at 4 pm
>>78182443wtf i demand a refund
>>78182443ass beats rock :)
a miami city planner killed himself during a fbi raid after being suspected of hiring a hitman to murder his wife after a divorce dispute
You sure he didn't do it to escape miami
>>78182450I wene't to sleepe late for my nightly activitees tooketh a lounge time and i forgotte my phone at my parenthes so I didn't hav'e a alarming clock
>>78182665poor guy. it shouldve been one of the annoying miami posters in this general instead. i hope he at least died at peace.
Government owes me dogboy boyfriend.
>>78182665the fact he did it during a raid shows he was paranoid and or had a hunch and it goes to show that paranoia is not just schizo shit and can be true often times if you have your senses calibrated. rip, he is free from his flesh now.
wallposter taking away story's cats
If you're a neet you aren't owed anything :/
>>78182719finally someone who isnt a neko-tard
Story could be our own boogie or wings if he had the balls to stream
My solemn wish is for a human bf who likes me and whom I like me self meow
why the fuck do we have to worry about original posting? nothing is ever original
>>78182700>one of the annoying miami posters in this generalth-there's more than one????
>>78182756would a bf that wants to kill you suffice
>tfw no bottom bara bear beefcake sissy bf to dominate
@MattReads122 vuotta sittenI asked myself was I content,with the world that I once cherished?Did it bring me to this darkened placeto contemplate my perfect future?I will not stand nor utter words against this tide of hate.Losing sight of what and who I was againI'm so sorry if these seething words I sayImpress on youThat I've become the anathema of my soul>>78182784Only if he does it out of love and care meow, you know, seeing I'd be happier dead and saving me
>tfw no married woman to secretly cuckold by ramrodding her husband
>tfw no male bf
>tfw no bf who tfw posts despite having me as a bf
>tfw no missionary for the purpose of procreation with a male bf
I don't care that it is cringe I still want a bf NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW where bf wrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>tfw no double spic bfs>>78182806understandable, have a nice day
>tfw no italian stage actor roommate bf
>tfw no bee bf
>tfw no studly failed pitcher bartending bf
I don't fucking care I want to come home from work and have a guy just sitting on my bed and he asks me if I want to cuddle and watch him play monster hunter please God
>>78182921No. Shut up. You smell bad.
>monster hunterit never even began for it to be over
Me ow if I'm being perfectly honest mrraa
>>78182935What's wrong with monster hunter?
>tfw no rock tumbler bf
>>78182949im joking, but it is severely autismal. it can work, but prepare for turbotism- the guy will be sweet though.
Thankx for the reminder I gots ta start de uhhfucking monhun generations on 3ds
>>78182945Fuck this>>78182955I change my mind>>78182945why not both and a petrified rock hunter/ tumbler
>>78182962>>78182949i rest my case originally
>>78182921this but i ask you to watch me play roguelites instead. or don't starve.
>>78182980What do you meaannnnn how am I relevant to your discuzion
>>78182965>tfw no bf who shows you random petrified rocks he found in the wild for in the tumbler machine sounds nice
corn is probably the most unpleasant veggie to put up your bum
>>78182806i made him 30% more attractive
>>78183001it is like a yellow or purple alien dick, why not eat it? you will still get the whole kernels out anyway.
>>78183006nicely done anon, we will de-shota-fy every picture itt this way
>>78183006mweh I like stubble on men but he's too bitchmade for me to care overall. Then again I didn't draw that picture to be attractive anyway
>>78173952put a happy trail on this and some hair on his chest and arms and face now please >>78183006
>>78183006bread when he doesn't shave(can't into beard)
>>78183045relatable, forever shaggy rogers beard
She and he will knowThat someday, all things will endThat misty night, that dismal moonThe dead search for their kinWhile angels sing in endless darkThe dead seek out sin
>>78183053what are you doing anon-kun?
>tfw no bearded bread bf (impossible)
>>78183060Sitting on my computer and browsing my old art folders, I should go get my phone
>>78183072i thought you were into eldritch
>>78179161I've seen this irl
>>78183081it is true, but they stopped putting hormones in the food and drugs that made this happen
>>78182962Fuck I wish i still had my 3ds Generations fucking ruledI have the switch version though
>>78183077I don't understand this statement and thusly am unable to verify its truthfulness or lack thereof at this time.
I'm afraid my perma smooth face will end at 25 when the dormant test activates
>>78183100you will finally have to work on personality
>>78183108I'll just kms instead that's way easier
pretendo isn't working right now do you guys wanna play ctgp7
>>78183129I thought there was only chatgpt4
Man I really should start drawing again it's really fun
Artists self portrait
Would you doodle your bf for himI'm gonna get that tablet even if it's definitely a waste
>>78183234sure meowMy DND character
My cyberpunk character, Fenghuang.
Old colonial lawman for a friend for an alien rpg campaign that never happened
A friends cyberpunk character froma a different campaign
>>78183093wtf, feasible cyborg bf
The ending group picture from that campaign. I printed them on paper and gave everyone a copy. I have mine framed.
soulmaxxed drawings, where'd it all go so wrong that you ended up here?
>>78183310I did that one for a project in high school it's technically super rough but I love the vibes. maybe I should redraw it.A three page guest story I did for a friends webcomic
>>78183327I fail to see the contradiction. But you are right that I should focus on things that make me happy instead. page 2.
The final page. Context: The dude in the pussy lover shirt is the main characters evil straight brother. He dies and goes to hell where he fights Boris Jelzin wielding shitty box vodka powers and escapes the fiery dimension after stealing his soul with the legendary sword, Straight Edge.
pornpilled patreonmaxxing is a valid career
any chance of a translation? just a rough one.
meow should quit his job and draw furry porn for a living. Make a possum fursona and milk those sweet pateron bux.
>>78183355From the top:Nothing personnel, kid....Stop!You have caused enough problems already. Your journey ends here. Now be a good little boy and drink your Jelzin(TM)Let's see what you got... (Hellzin-portal)He took my bait, excellent....!T-that's STRAIGHT EDGE!How could a mere mortal possess a soul stealing blade?Well, no matter. He will die shortly either way.Hmm...Time to go back.
>>78183365true>>78183393genuinely not a horrible idea, would probably make me less miserable too
>>78183415If you make cute gay comics YouTubers will dub them and you'll get famous
Tails gets trolled is more like what meow would make
>>78183449Mhm, here's an excerpt from the web comic I did the pages for.
>>78183475I don't think I'm funny enough for that shit tbdesu
story needs to draw too so he can be more like cwc.
>>78183204Love pics like this>>78183220Cute pissrat
I will learn to drawn in ranfren style
>tfw meow was making shitty webcomics at some point
>>78183520it was for a friends album cover so is this
We should have karaoke night where meow and story exchange vocaroos finishing each other's lyrics until they complete the song. Coin toss decides who starts
just when i thought meow couldnt be dreamier
>>78183555Nah I just did some comic strips for a webcomic my friend was running when they didn't have the timeAnother album cover
story died last year let it go guys
have story cover a rammstein song or something I want to hear how bad his german is.
>>78183570the song is we didnt start the fire, or any song with many lists of words
>>78183578What do you mean dreamy? The submission I did for a fear och hunger fanzine. I hadn't drawn in over a year at this point and did it in one evening so it's not the best
>>78183611sorry i meant creamier
creep is another good old classic, we should all sing it and someone with skills combine it together.
>>78183620holy cringe, for the sake of being morbidly cringe yes
>>78183619What does that mean.....Another cover i did for a halloween single
>>78183653you know what i mean and you are in denial, nice I love them btw
>>78183586>>78183660One poster is gay the other is straight guess who
>>78183661No I don't how is me posting my mediocre drawings making me more creamyMore sketches of Feng. He was freakishly strong, incredibly stupid and loved ripping peoples heads off
>>78183682Hot n based10/10
>>78183674you are gay the other one is straight
>>78183711Playing him was real fun meow in the end he tried blowing himself up with an integrated suicide vest but survived
need feet
>>78183732That's a sturdy ass mfMy one dnd character blew up several times by accident and cost my party several expensive revival itemsIt was pretty funny
>>78183578Kill yourself hypocrite whore
The originality filter is no much for r9gay
>>78183752Yeah I should do the finishing art for that campaign too meowA crusq meme image for a video I made
>78183779kys hypocrite whore
Time to go get my phone. i'm leaving you with this highly personal triptych I should probably finally finish for closure and a video I made:https://youtu.be/C50fLJqP-tc
>>78183853Such powerful and moving imageryA masterpiece for the ages
>>78183883Surely you are talking of my super cool opossum video made in movie maker
the posting on r9gay was just to shill his mspaint comics and YouTube I get it now
>>78183899The mspaint comics aren't mine and i don't post on my youtube channel meow
>>78183898I am indeed it moved me to tears
movie maker still exists?
i thought that died with Xp...
>finally want to go out for a walk>heavy rain startsJust my luck eh?
I haven't used twitter in like three months and opening it back up I remember how bad this is for meI'm just doomscrolling through infinite pictures of asian mendoesn't help nofap at all either>>78183934walking in drizzles is more fun than clear weatherfight me
https://voca.ro/1leTUMIufGQ6
>>78183934wear a rain coat unless you think it wont make you sick, then wear a plain jacket. and otherwise shower after with plain water no shampoo. i love the smell of petrichor
>>78183956it was not video games that did it to me
That's why I do not have x formerly chucks
>>78177258noooo wallschizo stop shaming zoomers aaaaaaaa
>>78183956https://voca.ro/1lBuQpINujqA
>>78183952No it's not, I don't want to get wet... or beat you upWhy r thou on nofap tho?>>78183962It's summer. I'm wearing t shirt and shorts as everyone should. Grass smells gross after rain bai da wae
>>78183999wall schizo is straight? please tell me it isnt true
>>78184020The same reason I wasn't using tweeter, it's a bad habit and doesn't functionally improve my life.Water is a spook
>>78184031That's not him but does sound similar. His posting style is different.>>78184032Does it make your life worse? >Water is a spookI don't like feeling of being wet. Unless it's a shower and I dry myself after it. Showers are nice.
>>78184056I'm not really good at finding a balance between constantly cranking it and just when needed, so yeah leaving it alone is generally better since it gets worse when I (over)indulge
idk what to do... is it over for me? im nearly 30 and ive never had a bf
>>78184080I mean your hair looks better on the right than the left so you're doing something right
>>78184098bread new is
