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Glamis Castle edition.
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lush castle
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First (or second) for are Arbroathy
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>not a fan
>what you got air con?
HOWLING
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First for bookcase
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16 hours everyday here what a tragic life
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>>78220454
Arbroathy won again LOL
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>>78220420
I've actually had my Greek book open and been working through it at the same time as reading/posting drivel
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>>78220459
only been on here for 10 hours today actually
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>>78220451
Trve bri'ish humour innit
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>>78220454
Myself and bookcase lad should team up. We can combine my Ingmar Bergman Blu-rays and his learning Swedish books. It LUSH.
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hello if you would like to play an online pictionary game where you sketch words and guess them with other lads from the thread then you can play it at this link:

https://skribbl.io/?mcCpy4VV
https://skribbl.io/?mcCpy4VV
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wizza was absolutely lush. and it's lush.
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>>78220465
Arbroathy is a figment of your imagination, perhaps even a fantasy, an alter ego
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Take the hint little lad
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>>78220466
Why did you stop the red telephone updates? Or are you keeping it private now
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>>78220480
who needs to take what hint about what?
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PWEWSE PWAY MAH ONWINE WAME I'M WONEWEEEEEEE
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Why can't Shippy see his sprog lads
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>>78220487
calls are daily now, it's not a significant thing anymore
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when ur gaming and someone tryna kill u:
Aaaah!
lol
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>>78220501
why don't you have a sprog at all
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>>78220511
>when you're gaming and you spot a booba
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>>78220466
koine or attic de lad
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https://skribbl.io/?mcCpy4VV
https://skribbl.io/?mcCpy4VV
https://skribbl.io/?mcCpy4VV

SKRIBBL

https://skribbl.io/?mcCpy4VV
https://skribbl.io/?mcCpy4VV
https://skribbl.io/?mcCpy4VV

SKRIBBL

https://skribbl.io/?mcCpy4VV
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>>78220516
You might as well be sprogless given you rarely see yours
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>>78220526
Its just classical, but I think Koine, all the dialects are basically the same anyway. I also managed to get The New Testament in Greek this week
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>>78220521
phwoar we've come a long way from lara croft
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Shan't engage in the game of skribbl, me
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>>78220533
yeah, but why are you actually sprogless
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>>78220540
Going to get more FFXIV creepshots later me thinks. The short height of my Lalafell lass is an advantage for upskirts.
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I wonder who's the oldest and youngest here
There's guaranteed teenagers in this thread which is very inappropriate considering the content
As for the oldest..
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Koine is just Attic for retarded foreigners and merchants.
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>>78220538
>all the dialects are basically the same anyway
true you should try reading xenophon's anabasis
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its not racism
its self preservation
goodnight and stay white
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>>78220570
Me? I'm over 30. Been posting here for over 10 years.
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>>78220551
My private life isn't for /britfeel/ consumption
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>>78220590
For me its more of a mental health thing bt i get what youre saying they go hand in hand anyway. Night night
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Bit rude these asmr lasses mock lads and think it's acceptable.
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>>78220608
An actual attractive ASMR lass for once.
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McDonald's do a double big mac with or without bacon now. Mental.
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>>78220608
Corr bet HHL will add that to his SPH folder
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>>78220633
had both their new mcflurries the other day was well lush
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>>78220643
I had the Skittles one and it was actually LUSH.
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>9pm
my 4 hour wank fest is going to begin soon
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>>78220430
Drove past glams yesterday on route to pitlochry.
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>>78220654
Hope there's no interracial involved, little lad.
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Drenched in drip, me
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chumbawumbas assemble
had maccies for lunch
getting a dominos later
life is good
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>>78220691
This has to be LSFPL
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DAMN. Arb looks like THAT?
https://www.reddit.com/r/crossdressing/s/JNqiXDWUVY
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Worst fucking thing about summer is when it's not cooling down properly at night and opening the windows in the morning does nothing, and the heat just keeps accumulating with each hot day and warm night

Fucking hate this shite
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>>78220717
I was expecting something grim but (s)hes cute
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gamer lads?
anyone here play mount and blade 2 bannerlord? looks interesting but i thought i'd ask here fo soer reason b4 buy
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moschino shirt
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>>78220630
Yeah she knows it. That's why she has nearly 50k subscribed to her channel. She's from Sydney so I expect she goes to the beach a lot.
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>>78220770
Not, bad. I like her hair. She's the most attractive ASMRlass so far to be true.
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having sex inside a vagina right now
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I shidded and sharded and farded
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>>78220643
>>78220650
I haven't had them in a while. Might try the milkybar one.
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Skittles milkshakes are top tier
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I regret never trying the McRib meal
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Spaffbol milkshakes are top tier
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>>78220592
40 but I never post because most of you are insufferable english faggots
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>>78220814
I had one earlier this year in Berlin and it was disgusting. I usually always finish my plate but I ate half the mcrib and binned it.
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Why should I work when women get everything handed to them?
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>squawker's rights
kek
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post your maccies order
>big mac
>two double cheeseburgers
>2 large fries
>large banana milkshake
>large coke classic
>bbq chicken wrap
>oreo mcflurry
feel like i'm going to explode after but it's worth
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>>78220779
She's younger than Ruth lad.
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For me? It's Vinny Caravella.
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>>78220857
Can't imagine how you can eat all that lad. For me it's big mac, small fries and an apple pie.
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>>78220857
two double cheeseburgers, large fries, 6 piece mcnuggets, large coke zero
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>>78220857
5 chicken selects
Large fries
Strawberry shake.

Your order is crazy id be fucked of I ate all that.
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internet suddenly gone down to 500kbs just as I was about to stream a few gigs of porn. Fuming.
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>>78220770
Just looks like your average stacey to me making clickbait seductive thumbnails for attention. Much prefer nerdy becky types like Laura.
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Slowly losing motivation to continue gym. It not right. Was a good few months though, made some nice progress. Pretty sure I saw a girl checking me out on the train the other day when I was wearing a tshirt but who the fuck knows I'm an autist so she could have been looking right past me or at how ugly I am.

But no way I'm going to be able to keep gym up once I start full time work if I'm already starting to lose the motivation now. Need a gym buddy desu.
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why do all booktubers only read ya/magic realism shit? i want hear about books of interest not anything not a retard can read in a sitting
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>>78220889
This is why you buy an 8TB drive like me and save high quality porn. I have another one too as a backup. Without porn I would struggle to find a use for so much storage.
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Gen Z boss and a mini
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>>78220891
it's mad how you go on goodreads and click on random girls profiles and they have like 3000 books read and it's all just shit like this
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>>78220905
Women live in a fantasy world themselves. They don't need to read depressing shit. Life is on another level for them and they don't even realise it.
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>>78220905
Nothing wrong with reading any genre you like. I read shitty western novels which are of very varying quality. It is a weird trend, however. I think a lot of these girls only read shit that's currently trending. I wonder if she's read any classic fiction like Vanity Fair or Treasure Island.
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>>78220857
You fat cunt. I get a double quarter pounder meal and maybe some cheese bites shared.
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Din-din o'clockington soon is it not
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Cute girl in Fiat 500 gave me a lift home today.
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Remember those live nightlife walking streams that used to get posted here last summer? Used to enjoy those. Like a peak into a life I would never get to experience otherwise.
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>>78220903
gym? it's a waste of time lad, kurzgesagt just debunked it
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>>78220964
Lad that was two years ago during the heatwave. Time is fucking depressing.
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Gave the creep at work a lift home today, won't be doing it again. He smelled a bit.
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>>78220964
I liked watched walker until he go woke. I unsub.
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>>78220980
Go woke go broke.
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>>78220857
large mcrispy meal with a sprite
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Post tunes you soft cunts
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wfngdiCBbY&ab_channel=blackmath333
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>>78220979
Why didn't you jerk him off, lad? Sounds like you're not very hospitable.
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just had a lift home from some lad at work. Finally made a friend!
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>>78220971
I saw some of that video. I think it was more about weight loss than muscle building but dunno didn't watch the whole thing. I prefer space or alien videos.

>>78220973
Fuck really? Fucking hell where does the time go.
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>>78220857
1x large Double Quarter Pounder meal with vanilla milkshake + Triple Cheeseburger, McFlurry and a normal large Coke. Also got that new 50th anniversary doughtnut thing free today.
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>>78220997
ya bastid
https://youtu.be/xVPvzX-AeSM?si=mEMYmLdRCPNXGo7D
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>>78220997
favourite white stripes song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WMbL2K3xVEM
what i am currently listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7gbFMWZWlo
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>>78221001
I'm gay by the way and he's only 18 with a broccoli haircut.
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>>78220979
No she likes me but I found out she has a boyfriend so I will not be speaking to her at work anymore other than for work related tasks.
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Tempted to get a bag in HHL style. It saturday
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>>78220964
Remember he kept filming young kids dancing and people were calling him a nonce in the comments. Can't have nice things anymore.
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i would start up nightwalk streams again but i think i'd be doxed and i can't be fucked with that
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>>78221044
you should go out with your mates. oh wait..
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>>78220939
Also the books are never more than ten years old and they check the trigger warnings before reading. Young women are so sensitive these days.
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I gave the creep at work a lift home today, won't be doing it again. He smelled a bit.
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Remember walking home from work in pouring rain and the deano who I work with noticed me. He pulled up and said I'll give you a lift but I said I'm fine.
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there's levels to it lads

levels
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>>78221094
You should have said yes. Get a deano mate, could have it's advantages. Maybe he'll invite on a night out.
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Played a bit more of that Witcha 2
Not a great game really but wanna see the story before I play Witcha 3

Cheeseburger and chicken selects. Fries and milkshake. Not that I ever go to McDonalds now but this is what I would want.

Finished rewatching the office. Feels like the whole show is for the moment where Brent tells Finchy to fuck off.

It is simply too hot to sleep is it not
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Wops hasn't read any books since school and didn't go to university. I can't wrap my head around that.
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Hope zimmy posts itt
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>>78221114
go away bald bully
you not welcome here
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>>78221112
We fell out when he was talking about girls to someone and then said to me "I bet anon hasn't ever had a girlfriend". These deanos can tell. I almost cried at that point and it wasn't long after I quit warehouse wagecuckery.
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>>78220729
And your PC adds an extra 5 degrees of heat. Walking out my room and I feel chilly. Walking back in is like walking into an oven.
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>>78221141
you get pulled into HR if you do anything to offend a woman but normalfags are allowed to just bully autistics in the workplace and it's all perfectly fine
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>>78221141
Sorry to hear that, that's pretty mean. All the deanos I have ever met tend to be very nice and sociable even to a spaz like me. Would love a deano best mate.
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>>78220638
HHL enjoys being mocked by women though. That's the problem with men today.
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>>78221116
Do VNs count as books?
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>>78221116
she looks like a bloke in this pic
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Deanos will ask you increasingly awkward questions in the hope of a response which they can mock.
Me? Just refuse to answer over and over to the point of absurdity.
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>>78221163
My PS5 is making my bedroom a furnace.
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Amazon have sent me out the wrong fucking model laptop (I paid for 15.6 inch screen mode, they me the 14 inch model) so looks like stuck with my shitty outdated 8GB RAM laptop for another few weeks/months. Fuck my life. Add a brutal hangover to the mix, the fucking heat, the fact I smashed my controller holders (RIP Spyro) and cut my eyelid somehow while pissed up last night. What the actual fuck someone kill me.
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That little brown bastard will never look like you
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HHL will need to share a flat with a Somalian immigrant some day.
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>>78221205
Play simple games and the GPU won't turn into a radiator.
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>>78221225
when you smashed the controller shards of plastic hit the eyelid.
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>>78221225
sometimes the delivery drivers steal big ticket items like laptops, this is known

best to video yourself opening high value shite from amazon
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>>78221225
knowing you're unhappy delights me
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She goes on holiday and doesn't regularly put sun screen on. She's going to age badly if she doesn't take care of her skin. Sunlight ages your skin pretty bad. I try to stay out of it.
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>>78221225
little mong boy in a care home got the wrong laptop
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State of TV these days
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SCEA
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>>78221276

Nah they delivered the laptop just the wrong model. They've sent me the 14 inch model. I paid for the 15.6 inch model. Now I have to go through the pain of returning it, waiting for my refund then buying it again at a higher price because I got it when it was on sale on Prime Day. Fucking cunts.
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>>78221202
You watched Upstairs Downstairs yet?
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>>78221276
Best to go to an Amazon Locker and film opening that up They could just say you put another laptop in the box when at home then filmed it. I avoid buying online now because of these stories. All started happening when immigrants from outside EU started working as delivery drivers here.
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>>78221326
send it back and amazon will send you the correct model
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>>78221239
You'll never have a son that looks like you
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>>78221328
No, this will be for autumn maybe. I did watch the first two episodes a while back when I first got it. Got too much going on at the moment and not enough time to switch off. To be a NEET again. I wish.
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Surviving on my nearly 20 year old laptop here. 2Gb ram and Debian installed on it. I really want a new one. I'd have a 14" full hd display as I don't like them too big.
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>>78221358
Fair enough. I got the box set myself now before it went out of stock. Might save it for the Autumn or Winter for those long dark nights myself. Yeah, waging takes so much time and energy. It not lush.
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>>78221379
Post a single shred of proof. You won't.
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>>78221190
Probably no. Haven't seen any girls talk about them. Some like anime though.

>>78221201
She's a bit of tomboy. She genuinely doesn't care and just wants to be herself. She would look so much better with a good haircut and non sporty female clothes.
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>>78221445
You would look better washed.
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>>78221343

Apparently because I got it with a promotion on Prime Day I can't exchange it.
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>>78221445
she already has a boyfriend, no need to do any of this
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Glad we've got three threads going at the same time. I do love a bit of choice in terms of where I spend my 16 hours.
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Life is going nowhere. Literally a pointless existence. And many of those around me are deteriorating or going off some place elsewhere entirely. In worse physical and mental elf as time goes by. It simply not right.
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>>78221478
they sent you the wrong thing, that's on them and its illegal for them to not exchange it
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>>78221490
I don't think they see each other much. She's probably hooking up with chads on tinder.
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>>78221478
This is a grim pic to have saved on your hard drive.
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Wot noodles ready for ingestion soon, are they not
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Might make a new thread for the fuck of it
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>>78221304
Imagine if there was a program called "How to have a better nut"

This is how you can tell we actually do live in a society run by women
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>>78221528
or refund.
no idea why they cant just exchange
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>>78221577
To be honest lad if we can do it at 420 we might as well do it at 160. Makes no difference. You knock yourself out. The mongs will join anyway.
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Go up to wagies, film them and say nothing at all when approached. Really fucks with them. He comes back to do some camback. Adults really are childish at times. We will be seeing more silent audits than ever before this year I reckon. I am genuinely getting bored of the argumentative ones and flying drones over private land.

https://youtu.be/a1kNrJy0evs
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Got to max level in WoW but am now realising all that is left is to do the same dungeons over and over hundreds of times for a chance of some gear to drop. MMOs are shite.
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>>78220770
https://youtu.be/UzYqR9o6V8c?t=142

imagine walking in on your daughter filming this
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going to bed now. wish me a goodnight or else.
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>>78221637
Goodnight lad. Have a good rest.
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The one on the right used to be friends with the rest of the auditors but he turned against them and started calling them frauditors. Now they don't like him. Very odd fella one moment he hates auditors the next he supports them. I really think his silent audits are a good social experiment. Sometimes you just need to let the NPCs do their thing.

https://youtu.be/YQtJFJoomCI
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>>78221637
nite nite anon
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>>78221614
Maybe cop some expansion packs de lod. If that is even a thing with WoW, I've never played it.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M11pyU2ItU
>"(...) Spawners of race-hatred (...)"

Buddy, have you taken a peek into the talmud and what it says about gentiles at some point? Evidently not lol
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Good wot noodles those were

Fine ones, even
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>>78221614
WoW is all about the endgame, really. For new players it's a really bad experience too. Try FFXIV, lad. I'm really enjoying it so far and you can properly play the base game and expansions in order plus you can change classes at will with the same character so lots of variety to levelling. It will probably be raids and shit eventually though I'd imagine. I played RuneScape for years so I'm used to repetitive grinds anyway.
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>>78221697
Got em lid

>>78221744
Already subbed to XIV lid but I got bored of the combat so I tried WoW. Better PvP in WoW too. But it's way more grindy than XIV. Might just go back to XIV cause I don't have the time to grind.
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>>78221631
What would you do? It makes her feel happy and confident to show off her body. Attractive girls like the validation. She'll be very popular if she keeps doing that.
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>>78221772
I loved WoW back in the day when it first launched but tried to get back into it the past year and didn't enjoy it. TESO is actually pretty decent, I played a good chunk of that like two years ago. Very story driven like FFXIV though and a slower pace than WoW due to controller friendly. I heard Guild Wars 2 is good but I never tried it.
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>>78221784
watching the rest of the video it looks like her parents are Christian
surely they must realize most of her male viewers are only watching her videos to jerk off
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Most women today just aren't attractive
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Spaffbol - It's what wapus crave
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waheyy
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>>78221794
>and didn't enjoy it.
Why lid? GW2 is boring asf I have it and never play it. It's either XIV or WoW. Everything else is poo sadly
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Kitchen fitter cowboys often do the electrics in this country when they have very little skill. This should be illegal. Told my mum about this and she doesn't care and starts demanding I pay to sort it out then. We got a very dodgy socket in a cupboard just hanging off the wall. Accident waiting to happen.
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>>78221831
For me, the main determinator in regards to finding a femoid attractive on a romantic level is her phenotype

The rarer the phenotype in question, the better. Gracile or robust, it doesn't matter, it just has to be appreciably rare first and foremost.

To breed a woman with such a phenotype, that's an achievement in my eyes. You're breeding something rare that way.
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Aryan stock is just going to become more valuable as time goes on.
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I never understand ASMR simps and onlyfans mongs. Why would you give a penny to a woman that isn't going to have your sprog
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>>78221809
Yeah she is a Christian and does go to church. I expect it's just out of respect for her parents. She has a bible in her room I noticed too.
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Politically, i'm leaning towards spaffbolism. A spaffbolocracy appears to be the ideal form of government to me.
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If you spend any money at all on a woman that won't later go on to have your sprogs. You're basically a cuckold.
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>>78221889
Same lad. Never will I pay for their patreons and onlyfans. They should get real jobs and stop relying on beta men throwing money at them.
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>>78221924
We are child free DINKs lad.
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What do I say to my barber to get this fresh cut?
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>>78221947
bean nonce
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If you spend money on a woman that will never go on to have your sprogs, it's a failed investment.

If you spend money on a woman that does go on to have your sprogs eventually, it was an incredibly risky investment, but one that ultimately paid off.

If you spend money on a woman that already has your sprogs, that's a sound, risk free investment
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>>78221947
Bean back and sides
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>>78221945
>We are child free DINKs
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Almost shagged a whale once, me. Genuinely overweight.

I'm glad i didn't end up doing it
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>>78221977
spit my horlicks out at this
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She marks all the smut scenes and returns to them during ovulation. You just know she keeps toys somewhere. Probably in a bag hidden away from view.
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>>78221851
Don't know. I wanted to play every expansion in order so I did the time machine stuff but the levelling still felt a bit fucked and honestly just didn't feel right. Feel like the game just wants to shovel me straight to endgame raids instead of letting me enjoy the world and quests.
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If it alright with you de lads
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>>78221978
Actually we work as travel agents
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>>78221999
Look at that cover. Tall, handsome Chad into sports turns women on so much. Men under 6ft are invisible to women...like overgrown boys.
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>>78221947
Literally nothing wrong with that haircut
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>>78221947
Balding cunt
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>>78221947
The nonce look please.
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What does the sprogless wagie haircut look like?
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Use clippers on my hair. Never need to pay or leave the house. Takes ages though as you get long bits missed after you think you're done.
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>>78221947
Baked bean cut.
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We need to seriously rethink our police training and fitness tests. So many fat cunts in uniform.
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He's obsessed with beans
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half eleven on a warm summer Saturday night being a little dickhead on the internet is it king?
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I haven't had a haircut in years. My hair is down to my arse. I don't really want to cut it, I'm attached to it. It's really straight and I keep it clean. The problem is, I have to keep a beard otherwise people just think I'm a fucking tranny. They ruined it for long hair lads.
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Who's going on a night walk to bait police tonight?
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>>78222002
shame to hear about that lid. what do you think about xiv?
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Just spend the past half hour on the phone with Amazon customer support. After escalating the issue, they're gonna give a 50 quid credit to apply to the item so I can buy it again at the same price. First, I have to wait until my refund though which could take up to 30 days. Better than just being fobbed off I suppose. I will kms if they send out the wrong model again.
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I member Destiny. Grind level to get better weapon so you can kill higher level alien over and over. It was fun until I got to that point. Stopped after that. I struggle to even enjoy games anymore. Or really anything at all.
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>>78222198
Personally I never order anything online. I physically go to the shop to get everything
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Enjoys food though
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He do charity work
He house and give pc parts to homeless children
He a good man with good intentions and god bless him for it
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>>78222198
so you can do that why is it you can't work?
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get in there lads of britfeel
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Swanny is a very very angry man
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absolutely vile.
deviant britain
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>>78222140
I'm really liking it so far. I love that I can play it on a controller so I don't get RSI. The UI works really well. I enjoy the story and cutscenes and a lot of the fetch quests have some nice lore and stories. The job system is very cool and I like that you can change and level it all individually. I like that you can team with NPCs in dungeons if you CBA with real people. I like that the combat isn't super fast and has an AOE healing focus for that role. Also seems to have a shitload of people playing too. I'm still on base game level 26 marauder so we'll see how it goes.
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Haven't had anything to eat all day. Wappetite finally returning slowly but surely. Wempted to order a webab wrap.
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>>78222198
Not really understanding this, lad. I've had to return items before to Amazon and it has never been an issue. Their customer support is always very good. Usually get replacements no problem. Was your laptop sold and fulfilled by Amazon? Only time I have issues is when it's not fulfilled by Amazon directly.
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>>78222279
Do you think it was the horsebox incident?
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>>78222319

Nah I think it was through a third party, at least that's what the guy in the chat said, the nice lady I spoke to over the phone was more helpful. I had to send pics of the laptop to this email then I got told I have to return it via Royal Mail as it is a high value item. Basically, they've price matched it when I buy it again. I just hope my refund doesn't take ages.
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>>78222361
Ah shit, that's bollocks, lad. Yeah in future when buying stuff under the listing in the app it'll say sold by and fulfilled by. Usually you're fine if it's fulfilled by Amazon directly. Fucking third party scammer bastards.
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And I've that ordered that webab wrap. Better than giving it to the bookies x
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>>78222330
Could be, could be just that
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>>78222389
Enjoy, lad. Love a kebab wrap, me. You've went hard on the booze this week you need a proper detox to sort you out.
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>>78222386

Yeah, it's a fucking joke.

>tfw I should be watching me ASMR on that OLED screen tonight
>tfw feel depressed af
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He support local foreign owned businesses.
He get those Mercedes for local Pakis and it's lush.
Lasses love a man with cash
it lush. He always look out for the browns, he philanthropist.
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He was thinking about /britfeel/ every single day in prison
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Really enjoying me 4 screen gaming setup. But then I remembered I'm a virgin at 32 and felt sad again x
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Arthur and des
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Why can't /britfeel/ defeat Swanny?
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Rebel rhyder has worked her way up to quadruple arse penetration now by the looks of it

Someone's gonna need a diaper soon
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>>78222471
They've tried - but when Swanny offers them time and a place to meet up they fucking bottle it. Swanny has done hard time. I remember when Shippy stopped posting where he was driving too each day as Swanny threatened to flatten him for his nonceposting. Maybe one day, but until then this general is still stuck in the Swansters Shadow.
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>>78222477
Absolutely mental. I really find a lot of the extreme anal stuff completely disgusting. Shoving your cock in an arse with a few other cocks seems a bit gay too.
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>>78222459
Same age as me you are lad.
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Jesus Christ, there's hope for us yet! Look at all those threads.

Very strange experience, a few weeks ago I saw a VHS camcorder in a charity shop and bought it. I soon after ordered some VHS-C tapes to record with. One of them's arrived and it was already part way through when I opened it so I decided to see there was footage on it...

There was footage from in someone's lounge where the cameraman pans to each of his family as they're watching TV and they wave. Then he pans down and there's this sweet looking labrador chilling by his feet. Knowing the footage was shot at least twenty off years ago and therefore knowing with 100% certainty that the dog is now long gone hit me in the feels a bit and I had to turn it off.
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>>78222517
Fuck me that's a bit grim. Half the family could be dead too. At least it didn't turn out to be some serial killer shit.
You still off the booze, lad? Proud of you keep it up.
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Talking to a girl on linkedin who already rejected me as she has a bf, now just putting all her replies into chatgpt to generate a replies back to her. Just to see how long before she gets bored and stopes talking or realises she's talking to a AI and stops. It's like bizarre experiment. The things I do on weekends eh.
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>>78222574
Try it on Tinder lad, see what happens.
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Just found the PERFECT floorboard for bothering my downstairs neighbours. It's not your standard creaking--it makes a high-pitched SQUEAL like nails on a chalkboard crossed with slaughtering a pig.

They seem like a nice couple so I'm sure they'll decide to move soon anyway. If it becomes a building-wide issue about noise and late-night activity, I suppose I'll just have to join in and give my 2p about the young couple on the first floor. Mates round, few drinks, no law against that is there. Funny smell though...
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>>78222599
Lovely timestamp AND dubs corr
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Honestly, life feels like a cruel prank right now.

Even my woffee table is busted due to my drunken retardedness.
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>>78222593
I don't get matches on Tinder so I can't unfortunately.
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>>78222567
Yeah, almost three months!

I don't have sound yet from the footage, I'm just looking through the viewfinder but I'm seeing a guy graduating from a university and the cameraman pans away from the scene to zoom in on the London eye and I think it was from the year it opened because there weren't masses of hi-vis security.

Also not seeing people glued to phones fills me with a weird jealousy. There was a small clip of the family playing cricket and they were all just enjoying the moment.

FUCK. I WANT TO GO BACK.
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https://youtu.be/jfkHnavau-Q?si=Oj14jSrgJT2XPGhE

There's always someone worse off than you. Like these mongs
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Womfy night hours

Best hours to lurk really, especially during summer
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>>78222666
Tim Eldridge future
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>>78222666
Seen that before, kino editing, and it has the voiceover guy from The Real Hustle.

Checked.
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oh, those? aye that's a daft lil tray for my makeup. been experimenting, nowt wrong with that is there? that little cosmetics mirror, makes sense, razor blades for removing difficult hairs, good for sharpening eye pencils too. rolled up fiver: proper good life hack that, saves on fancy 'brushes' AND it's vegan! yeahhh all those different powders mostly different foundations, blushers etc. just my daft lil tray.
so anyway what's this about crimes in the local area? first i've heard of it :O
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Pretty much my entire wadrobe is designer but that doesn't change the fact that I'm a lazy cunt and will wear out my clothes, chuck a beanie/cap on over shit hair, have really worn clothes from falling over and shit drunk, have dirty shoes and shit.
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40 year old man from kent
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>>78222508
>Same age as me you are lad.
Mad that lid. I reckon a lot of Britfeelers are in their 30s. Lost generation we are
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>>78222699
Never bought designer in my life. Just get most my stuff from Primark, and sometimes every few years from NEXT if I feel like I want to treat myself.
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Might go on a tour of SCOPE (the charity) and see if they ever say its old name.
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>>78222723
Think we all found 4chan around at the same time innit. This place doesn't seem to get much new blood so it makes sense there are a lot of lads in their late 20s, early 30s. I remember years ago this place used to be full of a lot of uni students. It's like we are all growing up together.
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>>78222723
34 here laddos
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at some point you accept that moths are not picky. a five quid T-shirt and a Ted Baker wool overcoat are the same to them.
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>>78222733
All the refugees wear outdated shit like that. 35 year old Syrians/Somalis in cheap ass Primark gear for teenagers.
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Really ought to create a bandcamp account some time soon, me

Some of the best shit is on there, really beats all of the other ones

A well-trained algo on there would come in handy in that regard i'm finkin
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>>78222723
in some weird way i feel glad i grew up on the internet but it wasn't following me around. i am certain the old Usenet crowd hated the Web etc but now i hate that social media was a boost and now it's the norm.

but the flipside is i feel trained this way. i am not using an app i am using a web browser as i always have. i 'check my emails' i don't wait for a notification. i've seen young'uns glued to their phones or chain-post on Twitter, glued to TIkTok and it scares me lads ;__;
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Primark is fine for socks and underwear.
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>>78222786
Damn I must be dressing like a proper refugee then kek. I just don't really know what looks good on me so I don't like the idea of spending obscene amounts on designer gear. Especially since I spend most of my time at home in my room in my pjs.
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>>78222800
their socks are always dead thin. i'm sure there are other styles but for me it's those Feet Treat bamboo socks from TK Maxx.
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>>78222786
All the refugees around me are decked out in full Nike and Adidas with expensive trainers
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>>78222819
they all wear hoodrich round my parts. even the homeless are wearing that. makes no sense unless they are wearing knockoffs
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going to let you lads in on a little secret:
Poundland socks. you know your standard "one size" or "UK 3-8" / "UK 9-15" weird arbitrary sizes?
Poundland's Pepco brand has individually sized socks. you can buy socks in your shoe size.
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>>78222749
Britfeel family innit lid

>>78222798
>i've seen young'uns glued to their phones or chain-post on Twitter, glued to TIkTok and it scares me lads ;__;
Dont worry about them lid. They'll be brainrotted and wont ever have a normal life. Not saying we will either but I'd rather be me than them
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>Your battery is running low
>You might want to plug in your PC
why is Windows being sassy at me?
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>>78222709
Wot about 'im?

>>78222828
Hoodrich, Palm Angels and Nirvana shirts for some reason. I don't wear my Nirvana shirts anymore 'cause I don't wanna dress like these people.
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Me? I listen to spaffbolcore
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>>78222666
Don't know why more people don't eat out of bins to be honest.
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>>78222860
>I don't wear my Nirvana shirts anymore 'cause I don't wanna dress like these people.
anon it's like the Rolling Stones lick, the Pink Floyd prism, etc. you saw them today you saw them yesterday, a year ago, ten years ago.

YOU haven't changed and as "things people just wear" these are clearly untouchable. not like a catchphrase that goes out of date.
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>>78222892
Alright lad, I got you loud and clear. Time to buy some band merch NOBODY will be wearing in trendy shopping centres:

https://shop.sclub7.co.uk/
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>>78222891
Dumpster diving channels really put into perspective just how much crap is wasted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEyjrOeuDNk
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>>78222891
there was a comfy YouTube video a few years ago of a guy doing it in London (hopefully someone knows which i mean).

think he did bins next to train station M&S type places and they were just chucking out sealed, in-date ready meals. i know people who've worked in food distribution and there are some pretty hard 'that's ridiculous, but i get why it's better there than NOT there' rules.

but frankly i think staff just can't be bothered and what's one or two sarnies to them? they're products, not food.
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tried to go bin dipping once but just got shouted at by one of those CCTV cameras with a speaker attatched
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>>78222922
I remember going to see these and it was two of them, then three random (young) people.

But I absolutely guarantee you this is on that nostalgia wave. Like how Friends is everywhere. Surprised Saved by the Bell didn't take off more: probably some shite in typo but it has THAT aesthetic and it's LOL REMEMBER?
(really good programme tbqh.)
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>>78222891
I used to talk to the lads at Krispy Kreme when I was working at Bluewater, hundreds and hundreds of those doughnuts go in the bin every day. Perfectly good the next day, I'd get spare boxes of the original glazed and then microwave them.
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We drink 12 pints of ale and dance on table. IT LUSH.
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>>78222953
I saw them at a free concert, it was just Jo, Bradly and Tina.

A bit sad innit.
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Can feel a turdington coming on right now
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are there any games i can get on steam that are almost like old fashioned games? i know there are a few remakes and things like that but are there any newer ones that are just mindless point and shoot or properly cheesy arcade shit? just been playing that one thats a new version of rollcage, gave me some good memories of when i was a young spacker with hopes and dreams
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>>78222944
When the bollard ones in city centres first rolled out I just heard a "zzztEXCUSE ME. Can you pick up that can? That can you just dropped. Could you put it in the bin? Thank you."
Some fucking Half-Life 2 shite that.
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>>78222389
I am going to send a paedophile warning about you
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The webab has been necked. Watching that Wausage party foodtopia wepisode now.
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Greggs' contributions to foodbanks gets annoying sometimes tbhonest

aimed at a family unit of ~4. week's worth of shopping. different abilities and diets, gotcha.
but as you're seeking out tinned tomatoes and chickpeas because you can actually cook (get them in get them in GET ITEMS LIKE THESE IN) you're always aware of 'the Greggs table' at the back where some friendly volunteer will give you a 24-pack of doughnuts and then a few smaller 4-packs of cookies and they actually have some eclairs in today here you go oh and help yourself to muffins.

i am being ungrateful for food but i'd prefer a massive bag of brown rice or oats to a pallet of sweets.
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>>78223038
Food bank fat bastards.
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>>78223038
And they wonder why the underclass is so fat and unhealthy.
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Women have become fruit trees, except instead of a normal tree, they have a mouth, and every time anything gets near them it yells in a booming voice "AHHHHHHH POISONOUS DO NOT TOUCH AHHHHHHHHH!" over and over until nothing is around it anymore.

Despite producing fruit that is visually appealing and tastes absolutely delicious, the dumb fucking woman tree can't ever reproduce because nothing will ever get close enough to eat the fruit and spread the seeds within it. So the dumb fucking fruit tree that is a woman will just sit there alone, constantly yelling at anything that gets near it, until it becomes gnarled and withered, its fruit rotting off of it forever until it dies.
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Men never pose like this. Why women pose so seductively? It's like they want men to talk sexually about them.
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>>78223044
>>78223051
it's always white bread and white rice too, sometimes the little packets.

i'm going to do some racial stereotyping here and suggest that a family from Over There instead of Over Here might be able to cook rice themselves.

i don't know if they intentionally limit with the 'bag of shopping for one week' rule of thumb. like you can't give someone a kilogram of rice that'd be a few quid. instead give them 5 packets of Uncle Bens.
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>>78223073
That's not gonna make women want your seed vile man.
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>>78223076
fucking state of that dirty cow phwoar
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>>78223076
i've seen a male equivalent with jack-the-lad types. bathroom mirror selfies as soon as they've finished gelling their hair. maybe just a hit of their musculature, as a tease.

think of this in hair terms men do pose like this. just the 'male seductive look' and the 'female seductive look' are different when it comes to facial expressions. the lads can still look a bit longing/moody if they're sexy enough.
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Imagine invading another country and then that country treats you like a king. Giving you a Premier Inn, a bicycle and then eventually citizenship.
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>>78223152
That cheeky smile. He knows he's set for life
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>>78222666
>bloke getting shit kicked out of him by his alcie gf
>cries and breaks down because she gets arrested and legally can't be with him anymore
>still wants her back
And I thought the reddit polycucks were pathetic enough
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>>78223103
We go to casino and make sexual remark to bunny girls. It lush but we lose all our gil.
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>>78223152
Imagine invading another country and then you ARE that country's actual king.
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>>78222666
Maka lives like a king compared to them
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>>78223159
Yes he knows he's getting in and his hotel will be ready. In France, they make them stay out in tents.

We had 1300 invaders last week and that's only the documented ones.
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No reason not to live somewhere nice like Dorset.
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hmm tomorrow is going to be sunny so i might put some cold brew coffee in. maybe THAT'S the trick. it extracts the enzymes.
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>>78223211
Why are they coming here anyway? For what purpose? I seriously never understood it. Why is anyone allowed to move here for free?
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>>78223246
Apparently our benefits system is very lenient for them
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SEASIDEFLASHBACK
https://youtu.be/CyETX8kPxjc
SEASIDEFLASHBACK

It not right what Exposed did to are Mark. Mark wanted to get hit by train he was so defeated. This was a dark era.
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>>78223260
It not right what they did to him
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>>78223143
Gymcels and deanos usually. Think they're god's gift to women. Only ever talk about sport and surface level entertainment.
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Ruthmong's obsessions are so tiresome
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>>78223260
>Him breaking down in tears and begging for forgiveness as he walks towards the track.
>Him saying he's in such a bad place and has been for a long life.
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>>78223260
They spread rumours he was a paedophile and he got beaten up in Weymouth.
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>>78223120
She's not dirty, nor is she fat. She's gonna be a high class woman.
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Going with the wife and kids to see a special mono-racial screening of Triumph of the Will tomorrow. Thought the little tykes had Covid, but our Indian second-generation migrant GP who's one of the good ones said it was just a cold. Love our NHS me, nothing wrong with being proud of your country, doesn't mean you can't respect others.
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>>78223246
I think they don't have much luck in Germany, Italy and France. Japan lets no one in. Their trust society would be ruined if they just let thousands of men from a different culture in every week.
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>>78223321
Japan is such a wise country.
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>>78223321
Germany, Italy and France take in far more than we do. You are an ignoramus.
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>>78223260
This one remind me of HHL's rant the other day. He really is a sick bastard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qhw9_DZzFMs
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>>78223321
Japan has 17,000 a year. We have 82,000. France has 172,000. Germany has 351,000.
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>>78223311
>love our NHS

They force vaccines on your sprogs and call social services when you refuse. They are evil. They also do not help mentally ill men.
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Shippy's sprog is vaxxed
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>>78223368
I got loads of help as a mentally ill man
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desuarchive images down. Sad.
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He's a dangerous person.
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i am writing a film about a man who knows how to break out of any British prison but he can only do it once, because then the jig is up.

the intro/flashbacks scenes with the credits are him as a young apprentice, getting to know his tutor (played by Bill Bailey or someone) and visiting real prisons, smashing bits of metal with a hammer. "o' course, since all prisons use this A-47-C design, you could always jus' do that trick with the door and then get through basic security with that thing i showed you, daft innit?"

ends up being a LOVE TRIANGLE of sorts. you have:
>the man's childhood friend, doing porridge for getting into drug dealing after school. he is a closeted homosexual who fancies the man, but acts angry "why won't you give me that secret you told me about??? i thought we ewre mates."
>some kind of activist/political prisoner, a vague amalgamation of Assange/Snowden types and XR/Just Stop Oil types. some thing where it's unfair and they're definitely the goodies and even suggest no, they should stay in their cell..."but you could do more good out there."
>organised crime gang/mob types who've heard about the man's fabulous secret knowledge and u fakkin wat son bring him 'ere, now. this lad's gonna TAWRK!!!
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>>78223403
Think this sounds like it could be good lad. Best of luck with it
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>>78223222
My grandparents herded goats in Dorset. Wish I could get that life.
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>>78223380
I did, then I didn't, but it aligned with various shortages and shifts perfectly. GPs were very transparent at least.
You have to know the system a bit. It's shite talking to a GP like they're a call centre worker or a job coach and you've actually read their documents and you're allowed to _____, but yeah. Go get learning. And actually get help. It won't come to you. The police will first.
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>>78223445
Why are they all dressed like shit?
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ASDA George suit
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>>78223415
thanks. i don't want to go with the ending that is popular/obvious but i don't want to pull something out my arse or go postmodern either.

presently thinking
man decides on giving the info to the activist, who has contacts on the outside hwo can help him (or her!) get set back up maybe in the woods or another country.
however, the gangster types catch wind of this and extract the info from activist instead of the man. they're not all in one big prison but it gets through the network, until some skinhead beats the activist up for the instructions (which then fucks up his/her timetable as a bunch of prisoners also get let loose)
bittersweet ending. activist gets away and in fact the original sentence was wrong, landmark ruling. some gangster types still at large but the core baddies are still inside, miffed at their new reinforced doors. as for man? well he was in violation of the Secrets Act, the Prison Regulations Act, and various others. so he goes to prison. with his old mate. and they kiss for the first time. they're happy together.
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>>78223445
HR department 1 hour before announcing engineer layoffs
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Night walk lad here. Shall be getting back to the night walks soon. I will be releasing footage of tyrants aka pigs aka scum aka poLICE. They arrested me for no reason at all.
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>>78223509
I remember you from ages ago. I remember saying that I've seen the police when I was trying to walk home from work in the middle of the night so gave me a lift. Then you saying they beat you up or something.
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>>78223518
I've been beaten up several times now and they get away with it all the time. I am not mentally well because of the police scum harassing me on night walks.
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>>78223494
The fact is most women add little value to their organisation.
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>>78223538
Says the NEET manchild.
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>>78223525
police have a bi-monthly "twat a spastic" night, youre just going out on the wrong evenings, lad
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Come on SCEA you've been under the radar long enough
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>>78223549
>"this pizza tastes like shit"
>Says the person who isn't a chef
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Bacon bacon mutty times if that's alright with you de lads
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>>78223566
anyone can simply not enjoy a food and that's that. but if you're going to criticize a pizza, I WILL be asking for details and doing some gatekeeping.

say for instance someone said the dough was undercooked. they must have made their own pizza dough, or they're simply out. if they have, we can then discuss what the most appropriate temperature/time for dough of that thickness to be, how it should look and feel, etc.
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>>78223581
it's morning so that's all right with me. yeah, that's all right with me.
i'm waiting around for my morning coffee. noticed after the fact the cold brew recipe time was '24 hours' but fuck that, recipe, you have 12. no actually you have 8.

these night-before rituals for easy morning stuff, but i suppose wagies have to reset the 24 hour cycle by steeping coffee grounds after quickly necking the previous one, while rushing to get ready for work?
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Did you witness anything interesting on your outtings tonight? Any girls taking a piss in public?
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>>78223660
Not him but I used to live right across from a tree where drunk people would piss all the time. Usually guys but quite often girls too. Used to love watching the girls from my balcony in the summer.
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sam smith wants to be boy george so bad but he'll never be him
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>>78223737
Will he chain any young lads to his radiator and keep them hostage?
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Not sure what to do right now. Probably just watch some youtube.
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Scottish lass really must be enjoying her holiday.
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On wepisode 5 of Foodtopia.
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All my dreams when am asleep are about dying or sex
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>>78223859
Try Fargo Season 1 lad. It's a good one
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>>78223660
I just want to clarify on that night I saw a man pissing in public and a woman flash her boobs.
If I wanted to see women pissing I'd go to THAT alley with THOSE bins. But I don't. I just want a comfy nightwalk.

(Considered this eve but too much tramadol I reckon.)
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I don't think I can watch the Fargo series. I like the Coen Brothers and there are films of theirs I haven't watched yet. It's such a one-and-done story I don't feel like it needed expanded on (or whatever it would take to become a TV series: more characters, more Coeny hijinks going on?).

Same goes for What We Do In The Shadows. Film was a great idea done well and it left me wanting more. Telly show might be dead good. But less involvement from the director and there's just so MUCH of it. How?
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I've become an apathetic mong. Not arsed about anyone anymore.
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>>78223988
Never watched the film and I don't know who Coen Brothers are. S1 was good though
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>>78223989
I get that in phases although the apathetic mong phase is becoming more and more frequent.
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>>78223988
>It's such a one-and-done story I don't feel like it needed expanded on
U would think so, but its a good show. And < This is v soulful as well
Dubs
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if my anime tulpa gf showed up to rescue me, i wouldn't be bothered. you'll help me clean and get out of bed? go on a holiday, you've paid for it? sorry love didn't mean to create you, just go off and do something else. measure my cortisol or serotonin or whatever it is. not in the mood. just want to be comfy and not in pain.
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If society can pay 8million a day 4 refugee hotel it can pay my bennies
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Never met another autist in person that wasn't an insufferable cunt when I think about it.
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>>78224254
Those people come from a war zone in the third world. You squandered so many amazing chances that never had. You were given the opportunity to succeed. You were educated. You could have been a doctor. Instead you chose to be a dosser. They deserve the money so much more than you.
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>>78224279
I clash with other autists. We can't BOTH be neurotic control freaks. So our arsehole traits compete against each other.

At least when it's a neurotypical it could be your condition, it could be just how they are, it could be a misunderstanding. Some people just don't get on, there are things you just don't get. Life goes on.
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>>78224302
Hidden disability. He'd have worked all his life
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>>78224302
I now expect 100% of those granted asylum status to enrol as medical students and become doctors. I mean after the shit THEY'VE been through and the opportunities NEW to them, they should be more galvanised than ever!
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>>78224302
This is cope lad
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>global gdp is about 12,000

whats the point in having this world if literally cannot afford to give everyone in it a reasonable life style
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>>78224332
They'll 100% get jobs.
>>78224356
What am I trying to cope with? Your utter failure in life? That's your burden to cope with, not mine.
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babe why are you eating the conditioner? you haven't finished all your shampoo
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>>78224303
I just keep to myself these days. Neurotypicals usually think I'm a weirdo most of the time. But you're right about the clashing part.
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>>78224376
mad how there's this unfathomably vast everything surrounding our little world, with resources we could really fucking do with getting our hands on.

at any rate if i ruled the planet i'd just cut down on a lot of crap and i think people would realise a reasonable life style probably doesn't need all the vast/industrial production and waste.
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There are lads here who have done time
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>>78224429
4 hours for drunk and disorderly lad, don't tell me i've never been in the nick
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Everyone with a net worth over 100 million, tied up in a warehouse. Pull down their trousers, razorblade to their frenulum. 15 seconds to relinquish all their wealth to charities, or it's cut.
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>>78224486
Make them do gay sex acts on livestream too
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>>78224504
The Tesco brothers will have sex...with each other!
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So many bigoted outdated views about disability in this country. Maybe from lad culture of the 90s and page 3 etc. It should be OK to be not OK.
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I think if you go to a man's club that encourages men to talk about their mental health, one bloke goes
>you know wot it is, roite. it's those bloody fookin wimmin.
and then this ruins it for everyone. So we are simply not allowed this thing.
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God tried to teach Crow how to talk.
'Love,' said God. 'Say, Love.'
Crow gaped, and the white shark crashed into the sea
And went rolling downwards, discovering its own depth.

'No, no,' said God. 'Say Love. Now try it. LOVE.'
Crow gaped, and a bluefly, a tsetse, a mosquito
Zoomed out and down
To their sundry flesh-pots.

'A final try,' said God. 'Now, LOVE.'
Crow convulsed, gaped, retched and
Man's bodiless prodigious head
Bulbed out onto the earth, with swivelling eyes,
Jabbering protest -

And Crow retched again, before God could stop him.
And woman's vulva dropped over man's neck and tightened.
The two struggled together on the grass.
God struggled to part them, cursed, wept -

Crow flew guiltily off.
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but did the crow ever actually say 'love'?
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>>78220430
MacbethPosting
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Spastic spastic spastic
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>>78224591
Corvid de lad
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there is knowledge that only i have (or have access to).
i didn't intend this, like blackmail, it just is. people should have a vested interest in my wellbeing.
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The wapu hath wutted once more
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They use marmalade jars to grow wogs like flubber
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Roight den

Got *somewhat* of a new gameplan going considering overall circumstances

Loife has this nastyarse habit of shagging these up the arse thoughbeit so shit's just preliminary of course. But let's see shan't we liddingtons
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It's too fucking warm de lids.
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>>78224801
yeah morning heat came on all of a sudden didn't it

i was just thinking "oh well maybe i'll have a proper early jaunt to the shops get some bits in at 7am." can't even do that because we still have Sunday trading laws. only Greggs is open this early.
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Been in bed since 3 trying to sleep. Not happening
>>78224752
Spill the tea
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Oh this is lush and I mean lush
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>>78224871
>Spill the tea
it's not actually anything exciting to anyone outside my now-evaporated social circles. some concrete stuff like "do you remember my username [or password] for ____?"
old photos, documents, physical objects. i have an autographed book from a family member who was an author. early drawings from someone who is now a 'famous' vidya game artist. same goes for MP3s of early musicians although none made it big. just "wonder if anyone still has/knows that" type stuff.

i do. i haven't had a life so of course i remember that highly specific thing, or i've actually hoarded/archived/organised shite.

i suppose some of it is of a "could be relevant in a court case later" nature but we'll see. i think most people just turn to public shaming now even if it's criminal. lot cheaper.
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Microchips is like tripcodes for pets. Chipcodes
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Plan for today: Rip a massive fartington
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Chip on lost cat
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HHL & co. i rely on your expertise. looks like spoons doesn't do the dedicated menus for different days any more - is there not a Sunday dinner option???

app is usually dead good but it's not letting me even view the menu options until it opens. have the pdf for the main menu, feel like there might be a secret second 'Sunday menu' i'm not privy to.
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>>78224957

Don't think Spoons does Sunday roasts. The menu is the same 7 days a week.
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>>78224801
sweaty little mong boy in a care home cant handle the heat
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>>78225021
not happy with this.
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you have to wonder if victims of crime are more likely to be the perpetrators of crime. it's not victim blaming, more like perpetrator speculation.
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Animals outside dont know each others names if humans forgot language tomoro we would be the same. Guy 1, guy 2, ginger guy, lassie with black hair. Boggles
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>>78225084
You would get called "retard guy"
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if you work for one of those daft litte shops that sells tarot cards and crystals that sort of thing, and it's been going for years, wouldn't you ever think "hang on. this is all bullshit, isn't it?"

if you go in one now are they just keeping the act up, or do you think they've truly committed to their beliefs for life?
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>>78225084
cats don't even make cat sounds when we aren't around. they do that for humans.
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Am craving pasta like tagliatelle, spicy......chorizo.....beer.....it summer.....
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Off to work know de lads its a hard life but someone has to do it
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>>78225120
A large majority are grifters. Some use crystals in "religious" practices like Wicca I think. There's a large market for that sort of thing, it's mad.
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Mum saying there's jobs. No there isn't for me. She is deluded. Thinks you just walk in and ask for the job. It's all different now. I'd be competing with immigrants and people with longer work history. I really don't want to work in a factory or warehouse.
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>>78224924
Any1 remember "fanlistings", random wee things like that i also feel like I made it up in a dream at this point but it did happen, never got the point in them desu
>>78225162
Get that paper nigga
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The wapu shall now recuperate
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>>78225180
If we didnt have language u could just bash a lass over the head and fudge her. Possibly less incels in caveman times
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all right take #4 (or whatever we're up to).

taking anon's suggestion and adding milk to my filter coffee. starting with this lactose-free skimmed milk (contacts). from here i will incrementally work my way up the 'normal' milks and possibly step over into the creams. will not be using sugar or sweetener.

meanwhile the cold brew can actually continue infusing.
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Green peppers, paprika, garlic.....could also go salmon.....hamburgers.........not really in the mood for morning afternoon today just want dinner....
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microdose is kicking in a bit.

do yous know you could make a game? program or learn to, some high level/easy tools out there probably. learn to draw, draw sprite art. same for music, or get someone else. you could make a game.
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mongs
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Steamed rice and salmon stir fried in lemon, onions sauce,..beef and noodles....steak and chips......ba
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>>78225332
i find you can't plan for peppers. they're so versatile but unless you're making a big batch where you will use 2 or 3 whole peppers like a madman, you end up with half- or quarter-peppers in your fridge.
easy additive to a stir fry or just about anything, really. anything with rice could easily have peppers mixed into it. but you don't have that information when you're planning meals/recipes ahead, or you get those bags of wonky peppers. those are the WORST for "what will i do with all these peppers?" despite their versatility.
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mongs living in care homes
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>>78225354
Get red and green ones individually, yellow peppers are gay anyhow
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>>78225367
i mean if you just need a 'pepper' red peppers are the correct choice, green peppers a second although they're sometimes too firm.
however sometimes you want a bit of colour so it looks like your dish is fancy. paella or summat? that's when you bust out the yellow peppers.
i have even foregone red peppers in dishes where i have used lots of red chillies just for a bit of contrast.
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Nice morning is it not?
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Ruthmong belongs in a care home
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>>78225398
who owns that table
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boiled (for long time) katsu chicken, potato&carrot, rice.....mackerel.....scampi and chips.........lemon fanta.........
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>>78225416
The Airbnb owners
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might just floatmaxx to Asda.
food? intent.
knowledge? chance/passive.
connection? chance.
mood? irrelevant, although some intent.
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Shops shouldnt be open on sundays, its very unchristian
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>>78225492
I always think to that scene in Scum where Ray Winstone smugly announces he's an atheist. When I was at school that was one of the naughtiest things you could do (far worse than swearing or fighting). Blew my mind watching that film, that was more shocking than the violence or rape.

In an open-minded, multicultural society I think we should open shops on Sundays for the needs of people who don't attend Sunday worship. Might have to be through gritted teeth for some.
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I like shopping on a Sunday. Gunna go later on my way home.
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All right, it's 7am. Which non-Greggs shops just opened?

Waiting for Wetherspoons at 8, supermarkets at 10.
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>>78225404
I belong with an introverted gf and a nice place to live.
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>>78225607
This is all many men ask for
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Introverts should never date+co-habitate.
Just popping home to recharge your batteries are you?
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>>78225398
Fucking lush de lid
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>>78225614
And it's out of reach if you aren't attractive as a man and make good money.
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>>78225628
What alternative ever got into your head, and where did you get it from? Anime?
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Olympic games starts soon doesn't it?
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There should be 'culture tax credits' if you're a NEET who doesn't engage with the sports. Or British telly/cinema.
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>>78225658
Not watching this year. I made a personal commitment over a decade ago never to watch anything happening in France, and I stick by it.
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>>78225607
That will never happen though
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>>78225640
Common sense. It's too late now for relationships. I can only see myself increasing hate as I get older towards any encountered.
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The wapu is growing tired
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The wapu needs a nu fred to call home
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Ah yes, the moneylender's olympics... Looking forward to all the whacky masonic shit they'll put on display again during the opening ceremony. "Hiding in plain sight", as always

Maybe they'll pull a false flag too to justify their WW3, you never know with these people
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>>78225693
True lad. I'm not going to do anything because the game cannot be won. I'm nasty now anyway.
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>>78225607
Her skin looks very bad here, imagine what it would look like without make-up, yikes
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Ruthmong should read Waiting for Godot.
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How are these moneylenders getting away with it? Mind-boggling

Just utterly mind-boggling
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riff raff... riff raff. there's a channel out there called riff... riff raff.
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>>78225720
Lad she looks great without makeup. She's probably my biggest crush out of all these beauties.
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>>78225765
It's also a Ken Loach film. I only know that, I haven't seen it. (My cultural credit score remains intact.)
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>>78225755
Getting away with what?
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>>78225778
She looks like he has a secret opiate habit
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i expected my scruffy white trainers to magically go white and sparkling new again if i left them in the sun.

they have.
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Mfw the bad guys won WW2 and now there's trannies everywhere preying on children

This does tend to happen when literal molech-worshipping satanists win a war for global domination
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>>78225742
I don't read and what would that do to make any difference to my life?

>>78225787
No she doesn't. She has to take medication for conditions out of her control.
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Roight den, this isn't going anywhere in particular for now is it
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>>78225808
Every day we taunted by pornography. ;_;
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Spoons opening in 10. Might grab a butty and sit down for two hours.
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>>78225857
Just had a roll with venison sausages.
Pretty good. Can't beat good pork sausages tho
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Got a 7 day shift starting Monday at Home Bargains. Not looking forward to it.
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I fucking hate English breakfasts. Egg is shit. Fried, poached, boiled, whatever. They're great for baking and so on but as a food it's disgusting.

Might get a breakfast muffin, the section after all the "____ breakfast"s all of which are eggseggseggs. Ignoring the first four "Egg &" options, then the "Breakfast Muffin" option (guess), I might get the smashed avocado muffin. Would obviously add bacon to make it non-vegan. Guac, pico de gallo and rocket on an English muffin though, that does sound good.

tl;dr: fuck eggs.
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>>78225881
Well fuck you mate, English breakfasts are one of the greatest joys in life.
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Female boss means female employees. Should be illegal.
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What? You think working is the answer? No it's fucking not. I'm not slaving in a job I will hate until I die. Give me them bennies for mental illness instead of I go insane. The social contract doesn't work for me. No pussy no work. I take freedom from slavery as compensation.
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As a hiring manager I only once in my life hired a BAME male. Had to sack him two weeks in after sexually harassing four colleagues during the Christmas party. Never again.
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No I will not feel guilty. I don't give a fuck anymore. You will work for us neets, wagies. Just the way society works unfortunately. Life isn't fair.
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Why is a NEET seetheposting at quarter past eight on a Sunday morning?
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>>78225963
I thought it was Monday today.
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>>78225963
It is all these sad lads have going for them. Spite and hatred. What a life.
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sun's out, people walking, out and about to their cars and that. opened my window and started BLASTING 90s pop tunes on my Bluetooth speaker

a particularly exciting track began, verse, verse, moving towards THAT chorus... then i switched it off. my music/speaker lol get rekt ear pirates
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Lad only went out and did night audit. Stopped by pigs for being out at 2AM and wearing a face covering. Ridiculous.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Gd8Lx3fXQc
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>>78226111
That immigrant security idiot called him mental for not saying anything. Calling the police for no crime. Wasting their resources.
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>>78225963
Ruthmong keeps weird hours and is seething from the very moment he wakes up. He seeks out youtube videos specifically to make himself even more upset.
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Hahah security mong thought he was gonna have a chill night in his security hut. Wasn't expecting a lad to start filming at 2 am in the morning. Make these suckers work. They steal jobs from BRITISH men. Thousands of them coming here on dinghies every week. Britain is fucked for white men.
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Silent night audits. That's where it's at. Film people at night in public. There's no law that forbids filming people at night. These dumb security immigrants don't understand our laws.
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>>78226143
Now audit twat is here.
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here we go again de lads

>>78226172
>>78226172
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What would you do is someone filmed you at night? You know, I'd use my brain and think hang on a moment this isn't against the law. Be on my merry way. Don't know why people kick up a fuss over be filmed and posted on youtube. They can wear a face covering if they don't like it. The cucks did a few years back and now all of a sudden it's not tolerated by the rozzers.
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>>78226167
Yes yes what a coincidence...



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