Emergency homosexual editionPrevious:>>78220057
First for homosex!!!!
Homosex is overrated meow
>>78229956I read all of naruto and I regret it it was dumb and lame
>>78229959the fart is humorous
what should i name my animal crossing town
Meow I'll promise to be good and nice when someone loves me meow
Feeling very nostalgic today. I don't like change. Tomorrow, after almost a year, I will have to leave the place I was staying at. This is the longest I've been there and I enjoyed it very much. However this has caused me to reflect on the past year. And last few years of my life. It's so different, so many things changed yet it's still the same. What a weird feeling.
>>78230129Which place are you leaving and why
>>78229995Should've watched anime
Might have adhd
>>78230141Leaving my mom's place because I have to work for few months. I have no idea what happens after that but it probably won't be good
I don't wanna date anyway because I will just obsess over it and ruin both his and my life meow I should just do as I have been and accept
Few raindrops fell. Cool air. Saw a ton of cats on my walk. Even some super cute kittens. Time to run. Hope everything turns out fine.
Just stop crying over it like a bitch
>>78230188NO YOU WERE JUST MAKING PROGRESSITS OKAY TO BE EXCITED AND OBSESS OVER IT ITS EXCITING AND OBSESSIVE
>>78230299No like whenever I find someone I start to obsessively think about every little detail and if they're good or bad or whatever and that's super draining
How many threads does r9gay keep open at one time? Is 10 too many
>>78229816Not my post. Kono baka idiot.>>78229885Because I think they look especially ugly. What I am saying maybe my dislike of other's feet came from my own insecurity of my feet. Or maybe I just think all feet are gross.
>>78230361I just browse the full catty, open ones I'm interested in, read/skim through them and close them. I don't keep up with them past the initial read at the point of time I opened them. I used to but not anymore.10 isn't too many
>>78229888literally me except it's missing the vicious side where I cut you down to size after you wrong me and you have to pretend I'm cuhrazy to save face and maintain control like the lying cunt you are
>>78230361One or two at a time, maybe more if I forget to close some tabs.Overall having too many tabs open gives me anxiety, I don't know why.
>>78230425Literally the same :O
>>78230361>>78230403Is that allowed? I just keep swapping back and forth between threads I'm interested in in the same tab
>>78230456Wow it's almost like we're connected we should get married or something
>>78230361Only one. I quite often forget I made a post in a thread, find the same thread again, open it because it's interesting, and see a (you) which I then don't get a reply back since I replied several hours later.
gm fags ya so anyway had to pump air in my tires and it made me mad as fuck and ruined my day actually why should i have to do that shit? obviously thats a *real* mans job and i got all depressed and shit because i dont have a man in my life that does all the man stuff for me i mean i got dirty! and sweaty! gross! anyway showered after i was finished and laid in bed and cried for like an hour lol fuuuckckckkckckc
>>78230008its a bed thud sound like in the original meme
>>78230530>owns a carlmao fag
>>78230530>tfw no masc butch femboy bf
>>78230539ya i know i had to for work and im scared to death of it im a bottom dude obviously i cant drive for shit and everytime i get behind the wheel im afraid im gonna get into an accident i still dont really know traffic rules like who goes first at a 4-way stop and what to do if my exit is closed on the highway
>>78230530I like doing manual labor for people can I be your manservant please
>waahh boohoo i'm a bottom i can't drive a car or change a tirethere are straight women that can do these things
I can't drive a car because it's too big of a force multiplier to be handed to someone this insane
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I can't drive cos I need better glasses and I am too sensitive to sunlight to drive during the summer months and I don't have any sunglasses that match my vision.
Owning a car is a massive scam
I'd rather have a motorbike than car desu they look a lot cooler and badass also there's a high death rate so any day could be my last sounds exciting.
so story can drive around without consequence? driving isn't that hard.
i feel like if you hate storyanon youre kind of a normalfag
does this mean my groceries are gonna be cheap again next year
>if you hate this disgusting self centered annoying piece of shit you are a normie
I have no problem with him being a neet, just that he keep talking about mundane stuff there especially about his hemorrhoid riddled ass. I know he has no one to talk to at all but still, I don't want to hear it.
Does r9gay think lava lamps are coolI used to have one, actually two but I don't have much space in my room and they both fell over (or one of them. did I don't remember all to well) and broke and I had to clean it up.But I think they are very cool.
>>78231215they're fun to watch at night when you're bored and trying to sleep but can't. I haven't had one for a while.
I want onealso lava lamp dildo..
I got to pet a friendly cat and I ate ice cream. It's a good day.
>>78231339>lava lamp dildo>look it up>it's realI don't know what to think anymore. Knowledge really is a curse.
not only do I have my ass problems and the issues with the sink I woke up this morning with my hip hurting. I hope I simply pulled a muscle yesterday since it takes almost nothing to do that I'm so weak.
>>78231364Keeps the bussy warm in the harsh winter ya dig?
>>78231395I think you should invest in a boyfriend to keep you warm instead. Or maybe a heated blanket.
I'm a bottom but dildos and plugs are a pain, I would save them only for special occasions.
>>78231409That's way harder to procure anon :/I'm sceptical a made-in-china heated blanket wouldn't just combust and burn me alive also
Give me a thick regular blanket over a heated one any day. A thin sheet on the inside to protect my skin and a thick wool outer layer to keep my toasty.
I could dick you down on some gangster shit
>ywn see ruotsi's ugly feet
>>78231643I think you should be executed for making this comment to be quite honest but only ironically cos hurting people is bad.
Biden dropped out. It's getting interesting again.
>>78231154what do you think about 3ds's daily blogposts about his escapades
>>78231345tell me more about the cat and the ice cream anon, those (you) sound really interesting
me and filey
>>78230795I wakeup every day and wish I could ride a motorcycleIt's what I was put on this planet for
>>78231215I have a magic color changing orb but the blue led broke so it can only turn shades of red and greenI want to kill myself
>tfw no bf to commit fraud with
my brother was rearranging his room and left his lava lamp on a folding table near the front door and i came back home from walking my dog and slammed it and it fell on the floor and i think my dog licked up some lava lamp fluid
>>78231807You should make out with your brother
your dog might have to go to the vet. on Sunday that means a 24/7 emergency vet and those aren't cheap.
>>78231819you should run a cum-crusted razor down your frenulum
>>78231824that was months ago and she's fine
>>78231767What's stopping you? Can't you buy an okay motorbike for like 6k? Not extremely expensive.>>78231781>I want to kill myselfI think this is going too far anon, you can buy a new orb to ponder, or a lava lamp.>>78231760I prefer self inserting as florian in these images but I can make an exception just this once.
I wish I had a brother to practice kissing with
>>78231789What kind of fraud marriage fraud tax fraud identity fraud the list goes on forever.
>>78231842I have been looking, 6k does seem to be the average price for a used one but I cannot afford it right now. Once I'm done paying off college maybe. The orb just makes me mad because I only used it for like a monthI want to just open it up, surely it can't be too hard to replace a blue LED
>>78231850Tax, identity, and credit fraud mostly maybe car insurance too
>tfw filefag has the ugliest feet in this threadwho has the cutest?
my fat neet body really is failing. I wonder if I'll even make it to the second anniversary of mom's death.
the doomer twink
Anyone who ever thought about fucking his brother doesn't have one. Otherwise they would know how gross they sound.
>>78231918nobody said fuck himbut is your brother cute?
>>78231918This is true, I don't have a brother and I find brother incest hot. Though I do have a cousin and did want to fuck him at one point (not anymore though).
>>78231865There may be a tutorial out there to do it even, yeah.>>78231847Gaynons fetishise the "older brother" trope too much, I think if most of you guys really had an older brother you wouldn't want to do any of this stuff with him.>>78231892You are trying to make me mad on purpose aren't you? Well it's not gonna work now that I've seen through your "clever" (if it can be called that) scheme.>>78231918This is an interesting read though. Human pscyhology is quite strange.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fraternal_birth_order_and_male_sexual_orientation>>78231807Did you at least pay for/replace the lamp?
>>78232046>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fraternal_birth_order_and_male_sexual_orientationThis does make sense for me because my mother almost had a son before me but miscarried.
>>78232046>I think if most of you guys really had an older brother you wouldn't want to do any of this stuff with himSays who
>>78232046I love when one half is different color from the other half, so cool
Good evening, everyone. If you read this reply, you have to smile.
>>78232100:)ow that hurts:|
SchizoposterI summon thee into this thread
you fucking scumthread full of cunts
>>78232152Of course you would fucking do this you snarky piece of shit. It's always like this with you, how many times do you have to call me a "schizo" before you realize that I'm just pointing out true facts about your filthy, hole-riddled normie brain. I can't get any fucking peace around her because shitheads like you think they're the hottest, funniest shit on God's Green Earth.
I kinda wanna have hot gay sex rn
>>78231918I have a younger brother and once I had a slightly sexual dream about him and I felt sick when I woke upIt hasn't happened since and I've never felt that way about him in real life obviously but the fact that I had the dream once still fucking haunts me. I just tell myself it can be chalked up to some weird psychological bullshit intrusive thought or whatever.
if you have a brother you aren't a truecel sorry
>>78232075So are you bisexual or what?>>78232077Says me cos I said it can't you read?>>78232100I don't know how to smile, I just look weird.>>78232351NTA but kinda getting slightly attached to this poster, you're always consistent and always mad and that's more than I can say for most people.>>78232402I've had sexual dreams about people I don't like that way as well before, dreams really are strange.>>78232413I mean no one here is really a true incel right? Since say gex is so easy to get.
Cease replywhoring slutoid dog
>>78232351O, dear Schizo! 'Tis but a miracle!Blessed be thy mental illnessMyght all of the (You)s be none but thine
>>78232468I'm like 99.99999% gay. Sometimes I see an androgynous woman and I'm like "hmmmm", and some FtMs are intriguing, but I'm definitely cockbrained. Never been with a woman despite the opportunities, never jerked off to a woman.
I love being a whore a total little reply slut pump all your hot thick (you)s into my posts everyone huobbmgghgh
>>78232521Suck on this (You) faggot
>>78232541Waa so meanMy nips kinda ache ow
ew stop talking about your gross body queer
>>78232597You should rub your nips against his to make them feel better
>>78232604his belly is too rotund, they wouldn't reach
>>78232625mmmmmmm guy belly
>>78232625I might be chubby but my belly isn't distended meow>>78232597Why waa it hurts
I want to worship smooth taut twinkbelly.
>>78232501Sorry there were just a lot of interesting posts I will try to mass reply less in the future cos I know how annoying it is.>>78232507It was moreso if a joke reply I did not mean it all too seriously but as a denizen of this thread I will have to tell you that you cannot stay unless you are a 100% cock loving fag.
>>78232654We are natural enemiesI must feel the chubby hairy tummy of a man
I'm not a man, I'm just a fat tub of lard with a brain.
>>78232689That's fucking HOTGive me your address N O W
I'm not a man I'm just a worthless faggot hole
>>78232702getting a fat retard bf should be easy why are you here
>>78232658can you put me in your next mass reply
Waa where bf heads will rollllllll where bf wrrraaa
>>78232735Nope cos I'll be going to bed in the next 3 mins so unless like 4 more people reply to me very quickly I can't do any such thing. Maybe next time (if you're lucky.)
russian rapist telegram channels
>>78232777No one would rape me meow I'm too pure and chaste and lovable meow
I wish I had someone to cook for, if they would clean up the mess.
>>78232798*too ugly fat retardedfixed for you :)
>>78232808But I am only retarded out of those three and that just adds to my air of lovable goofyness meow besides rape is mean you do it to people you hate
>>78232775thats not fair why
>>78232804I would cook together with my fbf and then I would happily do the dishes and clean the table after but only in exchange for hugs and kisses.Also I can't go to sleep yet cos mom is in the bathroom reeee.>>78232827Life is not fair life is cruel and hurtful and destructive and chaotic and sadistic and horrible and painful and somber and pityful and so on. At least you weren't born in a third world country, you should be happy about that.
Giff bf pleeze. Pleeze. Bf. Giv me bf pleeze. Pleeze. Bf. Pleeze. Giff mee bf pleeze. Meow.
>>78232821This image makes me think "why did he allow himself to be put in a wedding gown and clothes and tiara and so on since that takes a lot of time and effort (and cooperation) to get on only to get mad when a guy (who is supposedly his wedding partner) approaches him.
if i catch any of you mf using the word 'sequelae' you will not live to see the next sunrise
make an original post
>>78232889Perhapce he or his bf enjoys when he feigns resistance or then he has no choice meow either is hot I wanna be dressed into a wedding gown and bullied by my loving husband
leftover pork chops for dinner, didn't have lunch because I slept through it. My cooking meat wise isn't that bad actually. I just hate cleaning up the mess afterward.
>>78232856unless said third world country doesnt have internet or electricity i dont see why it would be different. i guess a war could be annoying too, i guess...
I am older than Kai Cenat by 1(one) month
who is kai cenat
I decided to be straight Later faggots
>>78233031Bye, have a great time!
>>78232904erebus is lameI would let Kharn the Betrayer rearrange my guts and he is free to interpret that statement as violently or literally as he wishes
>>782331001. Cringe2. Didn't ask3. Shit taste
>>78233108You're wrong and I'm allowed to respond to whatever I want and you're wrong again
Imagine only talking to when asked. You should start saying woof instead of meow
>>78233161There are what 10 traitor legions and you just gotta pick the one with the most retarded people and shittiest primarch I don't know how to save that although Kharn is better than most WE goons
>>78233185Waa where bf to puppypill me I just wanna stare at him like a dog
>>78233201I don't even play world eaters I play thousand sons I just like kharn
need filey to gnaw on my cheeks
>>78233215I still think you are a cringy faggot cuh
>>78233233Well then I guess I'll just die about it
>meow totally isn't trans>yet wants to be puppypilled which most mtf tranners are into.interdashing.
>>78233260I think there are approximately 10 bajillion times more gay dudes that are into puppy play than trans women
>>78233249Yay meow good luck friend>>78233260I am still not mtf and will probably never be but you kinda radiate strong chaser vibes given how you seem to think about my transness multiple times daily lol
meow would be the little yappy dog that barks like crazy but can't fight worth shit.
>>78233313I am that now but if I had a nice loving owner I would be one of those puppies that just stares at you silently and then trips on their own paws while running towards you
range banning esls would be epic
>>78233430Imagine feeling superior over talking your first language just slightly better than someone talking it as their third
i don't have to imagine acksuallyseethe
leave the eslers alone, I can barely type in English and it's my native tongue.
that's cuz you're fuckin dumb and useless lol!
>>78233483That's precisely the problem here, swine
I've known I'm useless for a long time, only recently have I begun to accept it. I have absolutely nothing to offer to anyone.
You could offer me 200,000 us dollars, that's something
I think pestering story for money is funny
If you can't speak more than one language you admittedly are a bit retarded
>>78233631I think supporting story and helping him with his troubles is a funny and epic activity that we should all partake in, what do you think gang?
>>78233632I can speak a tiny bit of spanish I lost most of it since college but I'm not downloading duolingo I can't handle that kind of daily stress in my life
You speak English because you have to communicate with me
So uh how do I take care of this drain? Mom always wanted to use baking soda and vinegar but that never worked. I think the clog is pretty high in the pipe since I get basically no time at all before the water starts backing up.
Drain consulting fees are 25,000 sir transfer via wire
>>78233684Have you considered googling "How do I unclog drain?"
if you use drain cleaner you need to tell the plumber that eventually comes over that you used drain cleaner because that opens a can of worms if it doesnt work
Drinking some of that might help your gross bowel issues too
Meow where is my combatible bf does such a percon even exiest
>>>/int/200000000
>>78233774>>78233778that's why I don't want to use it. I know I could google but I just want to talk to people here. I'm so lonely.
>>78233809Get some other friends then
>>78233809you know you can just make stuff up to get people to talk here right, no one's going anywhere and you shouldn't be actively destroying things in your life for the sake of (you)s
what are friends I've never had one in my entire life.
>>78233806He definitely exists and he's also super hot and he has a cool apartment and a fun pet and he's basically just waiting for you to show up
>apartmentpoorfag bf
>>78233893Doesn't sound very combatible if he's way better than me and could get someone more lovable and easy to maintain effortlessly
>>78233913If a person near my age owns a house here they most likely got it with daddys money and that is cringe as hell tbdesu
>>78233887my drain issues are real and not caused by me. I wonder if me washing out the marinates for the meat after I'm done with them did that? I don't even know how mom cleaned them up because I was always back upstairs by the time she was cleaning the kitchen after dinner.
Pour lots of oil down the sink to fix it
>>78233919I don't believe people are inherently better or worse than one another I just think different people are compatible with different kinds of people and I think you are compatible with a cool attractive and supportive person
>>78233933That or they're some finance freak and they don't have a soul and do a shit ton of cocaine and party all the time
>>78233949In this thread you're saying that? Really?
>>78233963Yes I am, and I'm saying it with my whole ass titties too
>>78233949I don't and I don't also particularly want or expect a bf who is "objectively" perfect or even close my low self esteem would be problem enough with a lovable normal guy or maybe that's asking too much too I have no idea what I can ask for as I 've never had anything mutual>>78233961Trve
>>78233977My original reaction to that information
didn't someone say something about plunging the sink like you would a toilet? I think I'll get another plunger tomorrow and try it.
>>78233998me after I steal story's fortune
imagine stealing his house and making him go die in the street. Just wait until his fat ass goes to the store then squat.
>>78233649No, he never takes any advice all of it is his fault and he should be left to his own devices. I don't want to see same conversations when you mongoloids try to help him only to be met by a brick wall that will cry and come up with every excuse in the book. Fuck you, you make the threads worse
>>78234235>I don't want to see same conversations when you mongoloids try to help him only to be met by a brick wall that will cry and come up with every excuse in the bookFunny, if we weren't talking about storykun that would apply to literally everyone itt :3
story making a few posts a day about his sink, ass, grass, or cats doesn't really make the thread any worse. certainly no worse than other personalityfags.
>>78233808Epic post ad even epicer digits
>showed my bf an autistic citybuilder game>he wasn't very interestedI'm in agony
>>78234261Just him, 3ds and meow. Who else?
at least story has never camwhored and doesn't snap back and forth between personalities.
>>78234298I'd kill myself in all honesty. I know every single thing I'm passionate about would be of no interest to any guy so I don't even want to try
*snaps into my gay alter ego*
>>78234298I hope he breaks up with you over it
>>78234298I like city builder games anon :3Mostly City Skylines or Tropico though
>>78234265He definitely does as his posts are disgusting and self centered, but later wouldn't be an issue if he was an interesting person which he is not. He repeats himself all the time and gets off on being gross and humiliated. It's funny he has his own stans.
>>78234298banished isn't autistic, it's normie tier. workers and resources is far far more autistic.
>>78234322He posted his eye and cats. If he wasn't so ugly he would do it for sure.
>>78234322if you don't splinter you'll become recognized, a big no no
>>78234357I hope his bf breaks up with him and you become his new bf while >78234347 seeths
TMNT splintered fate was disappointing. Combat wasn't that engaging and it being a roguelite meant I only did two runs until I got bored and stopped playing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbDjE_G383k
>tfw no bf to melt the world with
I think my dad was playing that the other dayHe is a xoomer tmnt fanboy
>>78234298there is no city builder game that has ever done it for meit all ends up feeling so extremely hollowreal life citys dont exist in a vacuum i want big geopolitics a reason to be a powerful city a reason to have a huge populationwhether its set in modern day or mideval times or whateverthe only game i have found that comes close to this is Song of Syx but even that is lacking in a lot of things although the dev is slowly but surely making it better and betterthe biggest letdown i have seen recently is Manor Lordsi had been waiting for Manor Lords for a very long time and it released lacking so much of the depth and features they promisedand then the dev put out a statement about "what Manor Lords is and isnt" where he killed off any plans to expand it into anything worthwhilewhat is the game you are playing
why is tmnt even still a thing? did it get robooted because I remember it as very painfully 80-90s.
Nostalgia bait like everything elseNot that there's anything wrong with that..
>>78234410I wish they would stop releasing roguelitesJust make a linear fucking game just design levels with setpieces and story and cool cutscenes"Ogh but the replay value"WELL WHAT IF I DON'T WANT TO PLAY THE SAME GAME OVER AND OVER WHAT IF I JUST WANT TO PLAY A COOL GAME AND THEN MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE
>>78234433manor lords has the core to be a good city builder with the organic city planning features but considering it took the one dev 7 years to get where we are now, and he has said that he has no plans to use the EA money to hire people to help him, we'll be lucky if he finishes around 2030 or so, assuming he doesn't get burnt out and abandon it.
oh and I just checked the reddit for the game, it;s getting ported to Unreal engine 5 so we get some prettier shadows and stuff but doesn't look like any new content is in the pipes except for crossbows being added.
>tfw no chao garden bf
Is it bad I want a bf with a big penis
>>78234463I had tears in my eyes reading this. Couldn't have said it better myself. Thank you anon T-T
>>78234544No you're allowed to want what you wantI'm just bitter I was born with a normal penis but we have to play with the cards we're dealt
>>78234544It is if you have a small one
Prostate is only about 2inches deepEverything above 3-4 is just pure bottom greed
but I wanna feel like I can't walk again after being fucked. I need a large dick'd bf for that.
>>78234442Because it's a fun franchise? Unlike star wars, star treck or whatever space scifi bs fags watch. First of 80s cartoon was fun and I watched it when I was a child. Growing up I watched 2003 which is the best one but they are very much different in tone and presentation. I liked noir and edginess of 2003. I didn't read comics tho I probably should have. I loved pretty much all old beat em ups (there is a ton of old tmnt games) and some newer ones too. Brs one by far is shredders revenge which is a new entry but a classic retro beat em up.
>>78234584I have 6 on me
I like average sized dicks. Bigger than mine as it should be but not impractical either
drunk brit did they show you this video in school https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1n9Jly3CQ8
The size of my ego is only rivaled by my penis
so do you measure your pp from the top or the bottom?
>>78234616Don't tell cockwhores that shove 30inch dildos up their loose ass
>>78234691Man that's just depressingKids today are so much more screwed than they've ever been by shit they just don't understand
>>78234691I don't think so, we did get a few talks from our headteacher about not sending nudes or joining gangs though
bread would you rather eat filefag ass or drunk brit ass?
ever get told bin that knoife?
>>78234751Those dildos unironically cause me suicidal ideationI hate the fact that my fbf may have used one before
>>78234781I would never bf a boy who used dildos, it's gross and disgusting just fap my nigga are you a man or not?
I would be okay with my bf having used plugs or small dildos before but nothing ridiculously huge.
>>78234464"finishing" the game is bullshit he plans to add basically nothing and clarified that in a big dev posthe got a bunch of money from hype and from a successful EA launch and now hes literally just going to walk with the moneyof course hes not hiring anyone to help with the game because he would have to share the moneyi dont remember his post really i just skimmed it got mad and unwishlisted Manor Lordsbut im pretty sure he totally cut any idea of "moving up" and becoming king or anything like that or atleast there being any meaning to conquering all the territoryshe cut any idea of a bigger world around you with other states actually doing stuffhe didnt really speak on it but i say he cut the "deep simulation" that was promisedits no more deep then ANY other city game where people walk to whatever building to do a little animation to fulfil there needs versus just magically having them filled as they work foreverso what is Manor Lords? in my opinion the most basic bare bones mideval citybuilder ever made with almost no depth to it at allif it was 2013 Manor Lords wouldnt have been impressive mechanics wise and even the graphics arent great from videos i have seen i dont feel all the models feel like they properly go with one anotheralso so much for the "in depth large scale field battles" they promise TO THIS DAY on the Steam pageit could have been awesome but the dev got money and basically decided to exitscam
I got one of those prostate massagers but I rarely can be bothered using toys of any kindI'm fuckin lazy
>>78234803I want to practice a little bit just so I don't bitch and cry when I bottom for the first time but I would always use the smallest one possible so that I never have gross thoughts like being unsatisfied with my bf's dingdong
>>78234818What's crazy is how hard I saw this shilled on youtubeSo many youtubers were like AW HELL YEAH I GOT EARLY ACCESS TO MANOR LORDS THIS GAME IS SUCH A CRAZY IN DEPTH MEDIEVAL SIMULATOR and then I actually saw it and wondered what they were smoking
>>78234777filey but I don't like speaking vulgar about him
>>78234818I bought it in EA, so I guess I'm partially responsible for that.
do all brown people obsess over randoms they dont know?
I really wanted Manor Lords to be a great and complete game. Looks like CK2 and Total War will have to do for a while longer
ancestry.com said I'm more ashkenazi jew than native.
jews are 10x more likely to develop bpd and schizophrenia hmm
>>78234845because he was probably scamming from the startobviously even at the time all of them were being paid and probably had NDA contracts or whatever binding them to give a good review>>78234852you should be hung
EA is cancer and never should have been allowed. gabe just had to be greedy.
Join a cozy gay server for robots only! :Dhttps://pastebin.com/TBreyXrm
Who will r9gay vote for now...>>78234975SHUT UP APOSTLE YOU NIGGER
My cousin came out gay and has a boyfriend... An Englishman. How can he bring such shame doubly on our family.
Why haven't you seppuku'd yetAre you waiting for a raging negro to finish you off instead
>>78234983im still voting biden
>>78235033You know Catholics can't kill themselves. God forbids and I follow.Also might buy land in the hood soon so niggas might kill me soon that way...
Wonderful video on suffering for christ: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg42wXYQL3E
>>78235118I suffer for myself and my fbf and no one else Christ can't have any
Heavenly Kingdom of Taiping
It's not even 9pm and I just want to go sleep. not because I'm tired but because I'm bored.
>>78235261I am in the exact same boat, brother. I miss the days when I would just stay up until 3 AM even when I had to get up at 6 the next morning.
foid vs 30 iq orangutan
>>78235344horrific and stomach-churning rape
>>78235350the orangutan is only into kids though
>>78235355Then she rapes it just to make it suffer
So many mother problems.... Sorry lads +
>>78235382the foid is lesbian though
It'll probably amount to nothing but my family might have a job for me by the end of the year. Their burgeoning business may be doing even better than I thought if there's room for someone like me
>>78235469Isn't your economy on the verge of collapse? Escape to the Isle of Men before it's too late..
>>78235464Foids will do anything to spread suffering
where do I get a bf like that on the left
The circles under my eyes have gotten worseI'll keep them for aesthetic
most bottoms will ride dick, you kinda have to.
so is our brit from the norf or the souf?
>>78235485The economy is a bit shit but escape requires money which I don't have until some people die. Being an overpaid secretary and learning how to eventually run a business seems alright until then.>>78235594South
>>78234367>banished isn't autistic, it's normie tierto an autist it's normie-tierto a normie it's just as autistic as the rest of themmost people don't find colorful spreadsheet management games "fun"
what accent do you have? I love British accents.
>>78235671I sound like the gay uncle from Withnail and I. If the accent has a name I'm not aware of it
>>78235771without a video clip I have no idea what this sounds like. I bet it's cute though, all British accents are cute.
I think the hemorrhoid might be going back in. even if it isn't this is will be the last post about it unless I have to go to the doctor for it.
>>78236033Well god bless and god speed on your recoveryTomorrow I'm going to the stomach doctor and they're going to tell me what they plan to do about my fucked up stomach lining so I'm a little nervous about thatI hope I can go back to eating spicy food soon
Before work tomorrow I'm going to the dentist to get a small cavity filledr9gay is healing
My teeth really are nasty. I think I might even buy a toothbrush/paste at the store tomorrow. It has been so long I'd have to buy new ones.
>>78236068The collective rot of all our bodies is being covered with a whole bunch of bandaids
I think I'm going to take up baking again. I just have to do some cleaning up, and buy some pans and ingredients then I'll be making lots of tasty treats
I never did make my cornbread, can't really do that with a stopped up sink now anyway.
>tfw no bf to retire to bed with as I once again grumble about a show I continue to watch being inferior to a book
i met up with beach boy earlier today. he got a girlfriend last month. today he was with a different girl. i invited my other friend but he didn't come because he couldn't confirm i was coming because i left my phone at home
being a gorgeous funny twink with awesome style and stunning looks ain't easy
this mailbox is mine
>>78229956everyone on this thread is underaged
would you guys rather eat a 3rd trimester aborted baby (raw) or be violently raped by shaq for one steamy night (8 hours of meat)
>>78237055teenage fags on 4chan?? no fucking way whattt anon huhhh whattt
>>78237060rape isnt even that bad and 99% of the time its not violent and for the 1% where it is violent, 99% of those could've been nonviolent if the person being raped didn't upset and mess with the rapist so much.
edging so hard i'm crying
>>78237083> rape isn't that badanon???anyways not what i fucking asked
>>78237060The baby. It's not any different from eating any other kind of meat.Cannibalism taboo makes sense on a social level but for an individual It's so arbitrary, as long as you didn't murder someone to eat then
>>78237120you eat raw meat?
>>78237120Say if you choose the other option the baby gets to liveDo you still eat it?
https://voca.ro/1iEtNSzFgDu9r9gay story time.
>>78237126wow what a real story that really happened
So this is how k*wi got to 40k subs on yt huh
>>78237126seems like average foid behavior to me. if we sent everyone like this to a mental hospital then there would be no foids left for straightoids to reproduce with.
>>78237148he mogs me sadly.
[s4s] should be deleted and all posters hacked to pieces desu
>>78237126hiliarious
>>78237178WHY DO YOU STILL POST HERE FUCKING NIGGER I DONT WANT TO SEE 5 MORE VOCAROOS IN HERE JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN'T KEEP YOUR COCK IN YOUR PANTS
thank you for calling me a dirty little nigger uwu~
>>78237210i am not him bruv
>>78237210https://voca.ro/1aEHBbXGvIpv
some of you have been here for far too long dont you think
>>78237218DOESN'T MATTER BECAUSE ITS ALL STARTED UP ANYWAYS THREAD RUINED I HATE YOU VOCAFAGS SO MUCH
is there like a discord group dedicated to cataloguing every single vocaroo this guy sends or something
https://voca.ro/hLGnsE15nON
I saw that vocaroo when patrolling /s4s/, very nice one.
>>78237223in my kiwinigger headcanon, he uses these lines like a quest npc on every single mentally ill boy he sees until one sticks so he can scar them with cuts just to leave and start up again. that's his grind until he levels up to an accidental murder.
>>78237251I still think the funniest thing he did was get a latino bf after stringing known latino 3DS along and then humblebragging about it to him in a vocaroo, just really rubbing his face in it
>>>/s4s/11656442it's board culture chudsdid you know if you ctrl + s it auto spoils? just figured that out.. it's been yearsnigger :3
>>78237290oh no i feel so bad that someone got harmed by a female, there's no way he could have known such a thing would happen
I'm still morally good because all the SSNs I've been taking note of are from w*men
>>78237055im overaged
i wish a boy would just shut the fuck up and come live with meit's really that simple
>>78237822hmm im getting evicted soon are you under or over aged
>>78237852im a big boywhy are you getting evicted
>>78237858my lease is ending and im not financially independent for now...
>>78237872oh okay as long as you didn't burn the place downdo you want a job though, they kinda suck
>>78237892i dont really want to get a job but im not sure if i can continue to avoid it at this point, not that im going to be homeless within the year just that life is going to become very annoying for me. i should feel anxious right now but i dont feel anything
>>78237911screw anxiety and jobshow much luggage are you bringing?
>>78237965i could do 1 bag desu but i need my computer and desk too ;(
>>78237999eh there's a whole attic and garage for extra stuff so you're goodand lots of space and outlets for mr puterso your flight will be at least around 13 hourswhen do you wanna fly, morning or night? either is fine by me
I'm madly in love with filey
>>78238102okay :)id prefer to fly around 4am so the road and airport are empty but any time in the morning is fine. why is it going to be 13hours though thats a long time, i do have a passport but that couldve been a big deal too
https://youtu.be/_r0n9Dv6XnY?si=7z4PL6rHT2QyLd4RFinally I know what this song is called. Good to know I wasn't the only one who didn't know that. Iconic! love playing pic rel in bleach brave souls
>>78234803Prime toptard delusion, bravoNow kill yourself
>>78234825You might be not satisfied by it anyway, sex is mostly in your head and if the top is bad at fucking or cums too fast etc. a nice cock won't save them
Meow where bf to be mean at me meow meow
guess that means its time for bed
>>78238334Thank you for vagueposting
Against the curse, we dream
Sorry for the cringe image but I feel this on a personal level and want to share it for no good reason at all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3qPo5ys_J4
>>78238397kinda explains why I am a slut
Packing my stuff. Using this as an excuse to dress up. Will try my yoshikage kira-esque ""cosplay"" I have a tie and similar long sleeve shirt
>>78236582I just woke up and I'm going to make cornbread just to spite youhttps://www.tastesoflizzyt.com/apple-cornbread-recipe/
>>78238150lol this is funnycause you would fly across the atlantic
>>78238504Why are you here then like genuinely
>>78238837Most guys here that say they're sluts are virgins who are just sluts spiritually, in their souls
>>78237224Some of us built this place, you're just a parasite
>>78238772okay, you having cornbread doesn't hurt me in any way. I hope you enjoy it.
>>78238890Virgins that flirt with everyone and post their nudes are basically sluts and not bf material
>>78238975Cornbe Rread
>>78239066That does look really good. I've never had anything but just regular corn bread before so I was wondering if when you taste this if you would recommend that recipe you used.
>>78239297I absolutely would not as it turns out grating apples into cornbread doesn't do shit, it's not a strong enough flavorIf I had added a bunch of cinnamon sugar maybeAs it turns out this was just sort of cornbread that took extra work
>>78232904That sounds cute.>>78232923India is a literal sh*thole as far as I know I am every day happy I wasn't born there.
>>78237290If you alt + s it auto sages too. The more you know. Also if you highlight a section and then press ctrl + s it spoilers that section.
>>78234850I feel like that is one of the nicest things someone has said about me in a while. Almost makes me tear up a bit.>>78238106I don't think that is really true.
I can't believe anon actually delivered the corn breadtoo bad it turned out badly because bottoms can't cook
Don't enable him maybe
We're dancing, baby, under open skiesMy heart is crazy, it tells me you're the oneI should runAnd the feeling goes on
I am great at cooking so take that back you fucking hater
cooking and baking are too different things. Anyway did you you a mix for the cornbread or was it from scratch?
I am good at baking too meow yay
>>78239942I was going to use a recipe since I linked one but I actually cheated and just added melted butter and grated apple to a jiffy vegetarian mixAfter having another piece it is not occurring to me it may have just tasted like shit because there was still soapy residue or something in the mixing bowl when whoever cleaned it last didn't wash and dry it properly
>>78239703I'm not a bottom I'm just retarded
>>78240009whoever
>>78240031https://www.merriam-webster.com/grammar/whomever-vs-whoever-choose-the-right-wordYeah I used the right one
I never feel comfortable adding or subtracting from a mix, I just try and follow the directions exactly.
New moon, would you open the gatesAnd take me away from this nightNew moon, between the curtainsWalk me away on your silvery bridgeNew moon, lay your mercy on me tonight
>>78240038is there a ghost in your sink? who could have washed the bowl other than you
>>78240040That's usually true if it's a component that's essential to the chemical baking process like the eggs or baking soda but if it's just something for extra flavor or moisture like mashed fruit or butter it's usually fineThat's the main reason I use mixes, when I want to try adding something to a pastry but I don't want to go to all the trouble of measuring out all the ingredients and whipping it properly in a mixer to make something super fancy from scratch
>>78240050I live with my parents still
>>78240070you leech off your parents and don't even do the chores?
what his mom or something baked last? In my parent's house it was you use it, you wash it.
>>78240074I meanIf I cook something I clean up afterwardsIf they cook something they clean up afterwardsSometimes I'll do the dishes when they make dinner for themselves (i mostly cook for myself) but sometimes they make stuff while I'm at work idkI mow the lawn if that improves your estimation of me at all
all i know how to make is bacon and eggs
let's see I can cook>fried meat>breakfast stuff>steamed potatoes>hamburger helper skillet meals (I just can't seem to fucking clean up after making them)and I can bake >birthday cake from a mix>ready bake cookiesIs there any hope for my fat neet ass?
>>78240215I mean that's enough for the most partFor me cooking is just kind of throwing whatever stuff I like into a panI'm super picky and 90% of recipes have stuff in them I don't like so I don't even bother, I either fry or bake meat, fry or steam vegetables, and throw whatever sauces or spices I like on them and that all goes over pasta or rice, depending on how asian it is
>hungry>eat>stomach hurts until hungry again>cycle repeats. why am I like this?
>>78240346Maybe you have gastritisThat's what I've got and that happens to me all the timeBasically when you eat your stomach acid increases but this agitates your stomach walls causing them to swell, making a normal amount of food feel like you've drastically overeaten to the point of painThey remain swollen, keeping you feeling full and suffering, until the food is digested and the stomach acid goes back down, relieving the stomach inflammation and immediately making it feel like you're starving out of nowhereNot fun
>hungry>eatwhy am i like this?
>>78240367that sounds a lot like what is going on with me. I take OTC acid reducers but I don't think they're helping much.
>>78240368Maybe you have herpes
>>78240376You may want to talk to a doctor. He prescribed me picrelated because he was hoping that my stomach lining would heal over time while my stomach acid was low, but I kept doing shit to make it worse and so now we're moving to more severe medical intervention
>>78240379I was just at the dentist today and they didn't say anything about that :/
I need to go to the store to get a plunger for the sink but I'm feeling lazy. Watch me wait until it's fully clogged and I can't use it at all.
how do you clog a sink
>>78240511I don't even know. I don't put oil down it, I wipe that up with a paper towel and throw it away. The only things I can think of is the marinates I wash out into the sink, and not prewashing the plates I put into the dishwasher, maybe some particles are clogging the drain.
>>78240530>not prewashing the plates I put into the dishwasher,m8 you're supposed to rinse them beforehand
>>78240530did you already clean the pipes
Should have flushed mamastory's bits down the toilet and not the sink
>>78240591guess I'll start doing that. >>78240595No, I don't want to start taking pipes apart in case I can't them back together.
>>78238837bc 4chan is my home>>78238890I'm trans. non virgin
>>78240047There's only a risk of boogeyman attack if you sleep away from the well/to the open space the boogeyman can't get you if you're sleeping with your back to the wall.
>>78240449Just an fyi depending on the sink you have. Assuming it's the typical flat bottomed kitchen sink get a flat plunger, if it's the more curvy ones like those in a washroom sink you should get the one on the left. Just figured I'd give you a heads up since I originally bought the flat one for my toilet but it didn't do anything I then learned that different ones have different uses.
>>78240628it's as easy as stacking legos and you probably have a shitton of grime there that a plunger won't fixsee this is what happens when you don't have a competent home repair bf like metsk tsk tsk
>>78240700I've looked them up and I think I need the one on the right for my sink. It's just a normal flat bottom stainless steel sink basin, nothing fancy.
gluten tag
>>78240739Yeah that should be the one you need then. I don't know if you have a dual basin sink, but if you do whichever one you're not plunging you should also make sure to put the stopper in it. If you do end up going out to get the plunger I hope you have good on fixing it and it isn't clogged up too badly but it shouldn't be if the water is still going down albeit slowly I would imagine
>>78240806yes it has two basins, of course I never use the second one and have it piled high with stuff, someone of having been there since mom died. I'll have to find the stoppers too, maybe just buy a new one.
Who is r9gays favourite youtuber/streamer?
I'd tell you but then I'd have to rape and kill you
I only watch history youtubers and I don't watch video game streamers at all.
>>78240885I love this fat little babyman like you wouldn't believe
>>78240834That's how my sink is too and honestly you probably don't need a stop or you just need something to make it so that air doesn't pass through it. Buying a new one I think would be a waste of money personally
>>78238799oh where am i going
>>78240982a sink stopper isn't that expensive though. I'm looking through all the cabinets and not finding the old ones. I have no idea where mom kept them. What else could I use that would both be airtight and come out easy?
>>78241017muh dick in yo sinkhole
>>78240698Hopefully the boogeyman wants to be my bf meow
>>78240885my youtube feed is completely dead these days
>>78240986the... *a sudden gust of wind rustles the trees and ominous music starts playing* ...balkans (at least it's not brazil)
does Finland have any good folklore/legends about beats and spirits and things?
>>78241161The things that I do know are pretty ebin but a ton has been lost
>>78241017I just checked and it looks like a wet dishcloth would work well for it. And if that isn't easy to get out I'd be shocked sorry for the late replies I've been a bit busy running around like a chicken with my head cut off doing last minute cleaning
>>78241230that's fine. I'm about to eat lunch before I go so I'm not tempted to get fast food on the way back. I'll try the wet towel I can always go back for a stopper.
>>78240894Can you do it in the reverse order so my body and mind isn't defiled for my fbf in hell?>>78240948I feel like I recognise this guy from somewhere but can't tell what. Also he looks like a fatter Louis CK,>>78240931So who is your favourite history youtuber then?>>78241145Demons/cryptids are not to be trusted! Don't let them fool you with sweet words.>>78241159Sucks for you thanks for the awesome and informative reply.>>78232735There you go.
>>78241160doesnt sound bad at all but i cant speak a second language so i guess ill have to be a deaf-mute from now on
Replysluts burn in hell
>>78239703bottoms can fucking cook fuck you anon
>>78241384Would you rather I space out my replies to each and individual anon in 3 posts, or what? They all replied to me.
Imagine coming home to a nice meal prepared by your boiwife bottom. He greets you with a kiss and you a saucy slap on his butt. He giggles and you eat together while he asks you about your day and you his. tops only want one thing and it's fucking disgusting.
the only """top""" here is a greasy mom beater spic
most of the tops here are bifags and will leave you for a woman anyways
>>78241348i was just explaining my lack of contribution also my current favorite streamer is a very small channel and i dont know if anyone would see the appeal so sosoooo
Why would a bifag get with me in the first place if they want a woman
god put me on the track to become a sexy millionaire but the devil tempts me to become a boiwife
its not uncommon to leave a relationship after a year or two
they can't get real pussy only tranoids
>>78241467temporary distraction out of desperation
If my fbf ever tries to leave our relationship I'll have to kill him.
>>78241372lole everyone speaks english now so you won't have to be the retardoh well I wish you could actually just fly in tomorrow even if for a week, that would be so cool to have a fren visit
i JUST want to COOK for a CUTE BOYi JUST want to COOK for a CUTE BOYi JUST want to COOK for a CUTE BOYi JUST want to COOK for a CUTE BOYi JUST want to COOK for a CUTE BOY
you'll have to cook for a fat ugly man instead
>>78241592I want to feed a cute boy sponge cake and pasta dishes until he becomes chubby and lazy and can't get up off my couch and then he is mine forever
Meow where manhusband for me to be a boywife for meow>>78241536But I have done that too except I'm not bi and didn't get with anyone new>>78241592Faggot
Wouldn't it be manwife
>>78241669I self identify as a boy because my youth was wasted meow
>>78241692No I mean wouldn't it be "where manwife for me to be a boywife for"also holy crappas that's a small opossum
>>78241692I wish it could work like that :( I already feel old and frumpy with nothing to show for it
>>78241716I'm trans btw if that matters meow
>>78241731>filename doesn't start with IMGimpostor impostor impostor impostor
meow is finally trooned out
again I have no issues cooking, it's the cleaning I hate. Now off to the store.
>>78241549yeah that would be cool sigh...also i have to leave now see you later
>>78241736I don't understand de meow>>78241740Meow
>>78241716No god made us to be a wife and a husband I want a husband not a wifeAlso the banana is just huge>>78241724Homohag Faggotism Activate>>78241731Obsessed>>78241740Heh
Which meow is real and which is the imposter? Find out next time on r9 gay z
No matter as both are humongous faggots who should be raped to death
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77799856/#q77802371
he got u there
>>78241910I don't understand sorry meow got me how
>>78241761take care anonhave my email if you like (no disc)you never know what the future holdsfelikszmei@pm.meI HAVE DIED TO SAVE THE GALAXYIN THE REALM OF MARTYRS NOWTHE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD CALLING FOR ME
my tooth filling feels weird, weird resin. i do not like this nope.
>>78241934This picture is basically how story has been talking about his hemorrhoids
So current ongoing plotlines of r9gay arethat one guy going to the dentist for his wisdom teethstory's hemorrhoids problemstory's sink problemmeow's autism appointment that guy with the hole in his stomach liningAnything I missed?
you with the dick shaped hole in your ass
>>78242045I'm pretty sure that hole is dick shaped for everyone>>78242032I'm going to a consultation about my stomach lining in like ten minutes, hopefully we figure something out
>>78241998Ya>>78242054My ass is too narrow to be dick shaped
>>78242054Good luck anon I wish the best for you!Aw comment was not original.
i'm such a baddie it's unreal
If my fbf doesn't stare at me when I'm not looking he doesn't even really love me
>>78240236Based free thinker>>78240040Cringe autistic rule follower
>he does it for free shig
the best part of cooking is fucking around recipes are loose guidelines
>>78229956So it's going to be one those anemic days huh
>>78242032Forgot about my exam arc....
>>78241160Are you the bosnian rabbit?
>>78242032How is me posting 2 days about getting my wisdom teeths out a plotline? They're doing fine btw tho it does feel like there is some food stuck in my left one idk feels weird
>>78242139Creeps, I hate people who stare at you. Avoid eye contact like a normal person
>>78242844He said stares at you while you are not looking you retard that's not eye contact
got a new mic, if I get one (you) I'll make a songhttps://voca.ro/12kB5hq0MQR5 >life is so hard.. for this.. brown boy..>open my eyes.. and see.. the slums..>it's off again.. with zero cash..>I'll grab my 3ds...>went to the beach.. to find.. a mate..>saw such a cute.. who couldn't.. be straight..>stared at his face.. his eyebrows raised..>told me he's.. with girl.. number eight!>[go to the club.. just to sit.. in a corner.. till everyone leaves..>this level in Kart.. is quite hard.. when I finish.. it gives me.. real glee..>I'm going back home.. to my mom.. wish that I'd have tendies with tea..>I'll write up my blogpost.. so come in.. and see.. this is.. miserable me!]>(drive up to Miami, you can save me, you can save me x2>fly into Miami; you can save me, you can save me x2>drive up to Miami, you can save me, you can save me x2)>"come marry me.." is what.. you ask me..>bring some games first.. I'd need.. to know you..>all I ask.. No L-D-R..>and don't leave me.. when day breaks!>[you know I liked kiwi.. till he.. got his bf.. and gave me the knee..>the others just.. ghost me.. for hours.. there's no one for me.. can't you see?..>I'll put on my.. sex voice ... start rambling ... here's one more vocaroo.. oh yea...>don't call me.. a whore.. when I just need.. some (you)'s to.. accompany me!]>[..I hate these.. trannies ... they're sluts.. and I wish that they'd just let me be..]>[....The pizza it.. laughs at me.. I'll grab it.. when no one is looking at me....]
validate all thread whores yess
>>78242852ITS STILL UNCOMFORTABLE AND YOUR EYES WILL MEET AT SOME POINT, YOU STUPID TRANNY. EITHER WAY ITS CREEP BEHAVIOR EAT SHIT AND DIE YOU FAT MCSLUT
>>78243206If it's your boyfriend that's not creepy stupid anon is a bakamoron.
Playing gay chicken with my fbf
>>78243074Her is your (you) now give me a song
>>78243332thank you, please return tomorrow
>>78243206Not my fault you made a mistake you gross retard, don't get a bf if you have a giant fuckoff meltdown at the thought of accidentally locking eyes with your FUCKING BOYFRIEND you stupid chud piece of shit stop projecting your mtf fetish onto me it's gross and weird
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77799856/#q77808496https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77799856/#q77808534
>>78243476r9gay if he real
>>78243382Shut your fat tranny ass up you subhuman autist. You don't get to decide who gets a bf or not, nor do you get to project your idea of a bf onto someone else. Eat shit, get raped and end your miserable life you mtf moomin looking fuck.
>>78243074almost forgot 3ds his extravagent list >also be white.. and uncut.. and be rich.. and what else.. pretty please?
am i supposed to clap now i dont give a fuck
>>78239586I'm an empathetic and good bf Ruotsi.
The doctor said they can't put a camera down my throat for another month they're so busyApparently everyone is having stomach problems in my cityI guess I will just suffer then
>>78243886*for a week
>>78243714Wee ooo weee ooo melty alert melty alert weeee ooooo weee ooo
>>78244006I'll be a good bf until the day I die.
plunged the sink, it's a little better but still backing up if I run the water for more than 10 seconds or so. Not sure what to do about it but I bought some time.
>>78243714keyed aryan muscular twunk hands typed this
>>78243886Regardless if that is true or not you live thousands of kilometers away from me so it doesn't really matter much I think.
>>78244109Good job, may I ask how you did it? Another thing you can try doing is pouring boiling water down it if it's going to go down anyways doesn't hurt to try. When I was a dumbass and decided to make my metamucil by pouring boiling water in it and made effectively slime and then wasn't even bigger dumbass by cutting it up and putting it down the sink drain clogging it boiling water cleared that up
>>78244174I will go to sweden in my effay winter attire
PC room here is too hot I can only play for 15min before starting to sweat. Playing immortals of aveum. It's mediocre but playable for now. For 25 min at the time that is.
>>78244183cleared out the other side and plugged it (I found the stopper) then plunged and plunged and plunged on the main side I had been using. Really hurt my arms and I had to take several breaks but eventually I must have got something. I'll try the boiling water later. I am going out for dinner tonight simply because I'm too physically tired and have nothing to cook. I was so single minded getting the plunger I completely forgot to grab a pack of burgers or something for dinner.
bread trying to scam swedish neetbux now?
Nighty night r9gay I'm going to dreamland.>>78244213You'll freeze to death that way, wear some thick clothes instead.>>78244269I don't have much neetbux anyway, not much to take.
unless you're outside for hours at a time then you really don't need too much winter clothes. just some jeans and a store bought coat is good enough you don't need a full on parka.
>>78244334I got a coat, jeans, cowboy boots, chaps, and a purple scarf. Good night!
>tfw no yakuza bf
all walls must fall gaming time
>>78229978What about cuddlesex?
thigh sex and hotdogging is where it's at.
>>78244266I'm curious did you fill the side you were plunging with water? I don't know if it needs the stuff, but potentially it does. I only have ever plunged a toilet, hate doing that it's gross. I hope the boiling water works for you if you do try it! And have a great dinner anon sometimes you deserve a break and you actually worked on the sink this time so you deserve one of you ask me.
>>78244756no, did it dry. I don't see how I could have dine it with water in the sink because it's not fully stopped up. If put a stopper in then wouldn't that defeat the purpose of causing the stuff in the pipes in loosen?
>>78244595What does that mean meow cuddling is not zex
I think he means really slow, intimate sex with lots of skin contact vs more traditional fuggin.
>>78244904If the water doesn't back up at all then it wouldn't be plugged in the first place you can just let it flood a bit not overflow but fill up and do it that way. But like I said I don't know if that actually makes a difference. I'll look it up and see if having water helps or not
>>78244904Yeah it seems like it's not the best idea so ignore me I'm stupid.
>>78245119I was actually getting my dinner, I wasn't ignoring you.
>>78245158Oh I didn't mean it that way, I meant my advice was not good and you should ignore it
>>78245056Possibly worse than regular sex meow ewwww grossest things ever
>>78245218speak for yourself meow, cuddlesex sounds amazing.
>people who can't go to bed unless everyone else is asleep
>>78245158You are so dumb it's so funny
>>78245290Meow meow I hate sex I wanna be raped to death that would fix me ewww dildo in my asshole yay
>>78245290Maybe in terms of sex but sex should die physical touch is the devil kill kill kill >>78245332Obsessed>>78245311He's kinda hot
>>78245357for you maybe, I want physical touch more than anything.
My back hurts, but I'm finally in bed. Honestly I wish I was dead. Or at least in a better place.
sex with chad in his butte and onahole lips
that is a transgender dear anon
whats the adams apple insertion surgery called
i didnt say she needed to insert one
im not getting what youre on about bro
My jaw hurts waaah waaah
