Glasgow edition
Saw a lad in a wheelchair today and had the sudden desire to wheel him off of a cliff.
Fucking hell that's an old photo. Must be before 2010
Getting started on that wodka now. Grabbed an extra wokkle of VK at that shoppingtons too. Got smackheads asking if I know anyone who can sort them gear. Keeping to me own lane x
Fock sake maaaann why dint he pass to bellington
brown sprog penis peepeepoopoo big lol
>>78255284Did work exp for school in the concert hall. Was womfy
>>78255357I saw Sophie Ellis Bextor a few years back there it was lush.
>>78255313Scottish lass would've not remembered much from that year. Probably just playing with her dollies.
brown sprogs lol lads?
Din-din soon innit
>>78255357>>78255363I had my first ever beer sitting on the steps.
>>78254430do you read them? they all look unread and newly bought kek
>>78255386You wasted 2010 just like you've wasted every year of your life.
penis lol, lads?
brown sprog, crease, lads?
Welpernation is here to stay.
Still 110 posts left in old thread
Got two mummy Eva Green films coming tomorrow.>cracks (2009, DVD)>proxima (2019, Blu-ray)
/penis/i:op:no;boards:r9k
>>78255392Yeah, I got one, have you?
penis sprog brown kek, lads?
Self aggrandizing is here to stay
I always found 'Adele' from 'Blue is the warmest colour' a very relatable character for some reason
>>78255460Her eating spaghetti is kino.
>>78255399I've read about 15-20% of them. I read 'Abolition of Britain' by Peter Hitchens, Art of the Deal, the Elon Musk one
[black man name]'s penis thrusting in and out of [white woman name]'s vagina
>>78255304sort of thing SCEA would say
>>78255404I wasted 2010 slaving in a deadend job and realising that's all there is in my life.
You're insecureDon't know what forYou're turnin' heads when you walk through the doorDon't need makeup to cover upBein' the way that you are is enoughEveryone else in the room can see itEveryone else but you
>>78255474why did you buy the accounting and all the schools books?
>>78255488shopper bearwaaaaaaaaa waaaaa
>>78255488so SCEA, what a guy from back then
>>78255394Comfy that>>78255427o/
Baby, you light up my world like nobody elseThe way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmedBut when you smile at the ground, it ain't hard to tellYou don't know, oh-oh, you don't know you're beautifulIf only you saw what I can seeYou'll understand why I want you so desperatelyRight now I'm looking at you and I can't believeYou don't know, oh-oh, you don't know you're beautiful, oh-ohYou don't know you're beautiful, oh-ohThat's what makes you beautiful
>>78255496I actually read 'basic accounting' but not the other one. Just curiosity I suppose. The GCSE/A level books were because those sort of textbooks are the best way to learn about a subject.If you go into waterstone and look up books for Chemistry or Economics or Geography its all just 85% filler and waffle and you don't learn anything. Also books will be good for the sprog. Mainly looking for KS1/2 stuff now
Dear Arbroathy,I must say I have been quite enchanted with you as of late. I often find myself in my single rickety bed repeating your name in my head as I drift off to sleep in the hopes of meeting you in my slumber. More often than not I am disappointed, but I know this isn't your fault.I think about you often; your pale skin, your cute outfits and your juicy cock. I wonder how you're doing and if you're thinking of me. Sometimes I get angry at your boyfriend, but I know it won't last. We are destined to be together, you see.I was delighted to recently learn of your disdain for the African child. Truly, they are a plight on the white society. From my days on the hunt in Uganda, I have seen first hand the degenerative nature of the beast tribes. You and I see eye to eye; we have a betwixed soul.Soon we will be together and as the end of Summer approaches, I wish I was with you presently to lick the sweat off of your pearly buttocks. To inhale your succor and clothe you in finery would make me very gay. Write me soon and let me know your preference for Christmas; mock turtle soup or pheasant? Either will satisfy me, but not as much as your mere presence.Regards,Shippystein Tarquin VII.P.S.I have sent Mortimer along with a recent self portrait of myself to satisfy your lustful musings. With the luck of the seven, he will reach you swiftly, lest you shrivel.Original musing, this is.
>>78255537Give me a tilly dilly little lilly
Starting to have serious concerns about BNs mental health. I think the recent week has sent him so giddy with excitement it's almost sent him over the edge
>>78255501You know the score de lid.Fuck this Truman Show x
Arb's magnum condom for her monster dong.
If you haven't realized by now we're living in some kind of simulation you're a fucking idiot.
Has one sip of alcoholRolls out the self aggrandisement larps and rants for the next 10 hours immediately
>>78255618if thats true why is 2/3 of the world so poor they have to eat bugs, insects and rodents
Only a matter of time before this happens to one of you lads.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFR6Ec_k4mo
>tfw no immigrant marketing gf
enjoyed last nights episode of helperlad scratching his arse, watching joi porn and drinking cheap beer
>>78255618Helper if we're living in a simulation then you're a fucking virus de lid.
>>78255652They always live with grandma don't they?
>>78255582Saw a thread on x what reminded me of what ppl here say to you. I find later. Made me laff. Naive
>>78255642The devs (aka Gods throughout history) want us to suffer. Maybe to teach us a lesson, maybe for their own sick form of entertainment. Does a 13 year old kid show any empathy to NPCs in a GTA game? Do they fuck.Wake up.
>>78255720Not going to lie, almost 30 I get great pleasure driving around in GTA 4 and running people over and watching them ragdoll in hilarious ways.Mad to think we're just trusting strangers not to do this IRL.
>>78255652Kek that cop rubbing it at the beginning. Bet he watches that 1st amendment auditor shite too.
>>78255741And now you understand why the "world" is the way it is. Life is cheap in this simulation.
>>78255666Good morning ruthmong. Good sleep?
BRING THE BOTTLE BACK
I'm pretty sure I've also worked out what UFOs are. They are the devs logging in and "playing the game" so to speak. From our perspective they look like flying machines breaking laws of physics because they are outside our Universe looking in. That's why their movements are sometimes described as erratic or like a cursor moving on a computer screen. It's fucking them, whoever they are.
>>78255797WWWALT WHITMANWALTER WHITEWOODY WOODPECKERBACOOOON
She works at a shoe shop so she's probably got a good selection of footwear. I don't have money for shoes so I'd literally have to walk around in socks or barefoot if I were to go outside.
I still hope UFOs are aliens but my gut feeling is devs just fucking with us. Just like nearly everything else.
>>78255821Fuck off to bed you schizo bastard.
>I don't have money for shoes so I'd literally have to walk around in socks or barefoot if I were to go outside.
>>78255618Yeah they were desperate to run a simulation of a worthless Mackem spacker. That bit where you failed to get it up for the prostitute really was worth all the computing power
>>78255779Not really. Waking up feeling hot and uncomfortable is not a good feel. Still tired too.
>>78255838I'd rather wear bread bags than give money to big shoes.
Teh feng shui in here is FUCKED since my dehumidifier break nd not so long after a certain terrorist bitch tried 2 steal it in the first place left me broken hearted. I been playing a mental game of thinking i dont need no dehumidifier, i dont want no dehumidifier but truth is i need it and no ambient noise except THE EXACT ONE! that i've ran for past 5 year will be acceptable I need from dwp
>>78255838Not even funny mate. Shoes cost a lot of money these days. I'm not wearing plimsolls.
>>78255838Lad shut up, HHL is funnier than you rn fr
>>78255858Couldn't sleep when my hamster died because I was so used to the bugger running in her wheel at night. Sad times. Miss that wee hamtaro fuck. RIP.
>>78255862You have the money for shoes. You just want to spend it on games instead
On me second glass of wodka now.
>>78255848Not even that hot today lad.
Blue raspberry lemonade elf bar I give 7.5/10
Spent my shoe money on socks. Now I got socks but no shoes. Mad.
Fei was NOT real. Balding Andrew made her up.
>>78255877Thats sad.. Rip wee hamster
Ready for another night of posting until the sun comes up is it neets?
The GFX card was AI
>>78255905She was real. Andrew is far more powerful and intelligent than you realise. To say he 'pulls the strings' would be an understatement
Fuckin' hell the early episodes of Last of the Summer Wine are very racist and homophobic and it's BASED. First episode has naked woman calendar in the background too. Different time, weren't it?
Ruth's hamster also died but she gets on with her life. She's better than you emotional wrecks.
>going to beddingtons earlyNo, I don't think I will x
>>78255919Early morning hard drive scan for u d*llycel when I bust in the door w tje rozzers
I really cringe when people give manga recommendations with the Japanese names. What's the English name you LARPing fuck. Saka wa do jakan di FUCK UP!
Lauren is 30 and sprogless. Having children doesn't seem to be a priority for modern women
A great distance was travelled to give a young MtF woman a gfx card that day.
>>78255888It is here still. I think it's the insulation and thick walls of this old house. I only keep the window open a tiny bit because wasps and flies literally hit the glass trying to get in. Once had 20 wasps in my room a few summers ago.
That tranny from Mr Beast got exposed as a nonce. Every fucking time these trannies man, they always end up being nonces. Sick fuckers.
Seriously sad times frens. Good enough for a depression sleep I suppose.
Ngl I was offered free wokey tonight. I should get respect for turning it down. I could have easily said yes.
>>78255965Lauren runs her own business with Creative Calm. She doesn't have time for children.
>>78255930Pipe down Penis
>>78256013My Scottish queen <3
>>78256012Mong. I would have taken it
>>78256033Why? And start the cycle of wokey addiction all over again? I've been off it for over 6 weeks, it will be 7 weeks this Saturday. I'm finally making progress against this evil drug.
>>78255965Prefer are aussie lauren.
>>78255959What about a solid state drive scan? Hard drives are fucking slow.
>>78255998There is no proof of it lad
>Laurens>Gibi>RuthAll mogged by Jen
Bring the FUDGING bottle back. Homo
>>78256053It's only evil if you get addicted. I used to take it regularly in my early 20s and never ended up wokey dependent.
She has an easy life thanks to males. She'll definitely be a top asmrtist once she's in her twenties.
>>78256072I don't like clown asmr thank you very much. Stuff of nightmares that makeup.
>>78256072For me its Lauren and Gibi.I usually watch Ruthmongs baes Laura and Laurel too.
>>78256104>tfw developed a clown girl fetish because footlad kept spamming clown girl porn
>>78256072You having a laugh. Jen is a goblin.
>>78256132I bet you only watch Stardust because she has big tits. Sad.
>>78256146I will never understand why women cover their freckles with makeup.
hope ruthmong dies very soon
>>78256107Laura's such a sweetie. I'm glad she doesn't have tattoos ruining her beautiful body.
>>78256131are you and footlad mates again? I dont see him calling you names anymore
>>78256132Are you fucking mental? Goddess Jen is an English rose. Not to mention extremely creative in her roleplays. I'm gonna meet her at Sunnycon next year in Newcastle.
>>78256166Hope he gets an asmr gf soon.
>>78256173Those glasses don't help her round face.
>helper gearing up to kidnap an ASMR lassreported to the police, lad
>>78256190Her old ones didn't really suit her. Round ones are better. A lot of girls wear the round ones now.
>>78256159I suppose some women are insecure about their freckles. Pale girls with red hair and freckles are very cute.>>78256173Gibi ruined her legs with stupid tattoos. Luckily you don't see them in her videos. I just hope she doesn't start getting tattoos on her arms
1 of the security guys @ concert hall was cousins w 1 of the lads from mogwai. Thought their job seemed quite comfy. Probly easy security gig when it's all old ppl in there.
>>78256053To what ends though? Seems pointless for you to quit coke. It is not as if you are working towards anything.
I had about 10 job interviews in my life but it was all the same shite so it may as well jave been 100 or 1000. Meet 1 wagie you've met them all
>>78256216>mogwainow there's a band I ain't listened to in ages, along with porcupine tree
You'll see. I'll ask for a selfie when I meet her next year. I've already been pricing up the tickets, I'm gonna go with my other autist mates (the ones who dress up as furries), not me though, I'll be going dressed normally.
Drugs are fine in moderation. Only mongs get addicted.
>>78256251How the fuck do you have so many mates, lad?
>>78256251You will have transitioned by then probably
it will only be a matter of time until she gets tattoo
>>78256251How did you befriend men who 'dress up as furries'
Never been a better time to be a pretty girl. Never been a worse time to be an average guy.
>>78256268forced socialisation at his care home
>>78255965>Having children doesn't seem to be a priority for modern womentheir loss
Getting out of bed now for a piss and put some chips in.
>>78256268I have two friend circles.1: Spackers and autists off the wooty team.2: Smackheads and alchies I've met while being on the sesh.Sorry I'm not as much as a loser as you expected.
>>78256246Arab strap n all
>>78256317Why you being so aggressive? Did I call you a loser? Dickhead. You know what? Go and fuck yourself you cunt.
Andrew is living in Osaka with Fei, and he has his own little mixed race princess now called Akari
>>78256286Small tattoos like are Ruths are fine. It's sleeve tattoos that are disgusting.
>>78256277How come? Are the Labour government forcing male NEETs to transition now? I'd be all for it if our Bridget pegs me tbqh.
so close to being self aware
Why does he say he's cutting it right down when he doesn't cut it down at all?
>>78256317You are exactly as much of a loser as I expected. Hanging around with alcoholics who exploit you for money and spackers just confirms it.
>>78256348Can just tell that is where your life is headed
>>78256331I think you're the oversensitive one de lid.Cheers x
>>78256361Who says they're are cutting what down
>>78256361Its a stolen SSM gimmick. Just like he stole his UK chairman name from Mak and apu posting from Fren on Brit/pol/
TO FUCKING HOT
>>78256380Tbg your mates do sound like losers. Well, they literally are losers.
>>78256380Nah, you're a trolling little weasel. Anytime someone asks you a question or tries to be nice you just show your ugly side.
Why did Ruthmong stop posting Poundland lassHas she upset him too
>>78256408No offence lad but how did it take you this long to realise. All narcissists are basically the same.
>>78256251Is any if the furry niggas a ginger girl name starting R(was also name starting N before but she changed it) what had a boyfriend years ago called Chad(lol)(literally). Nvm if not.
Helper is a literal nonce why are you lot surprised. He's probably in one of them sex offender spacker homes.
Noticed Lauren has changed her surname on Instagram. Can only assume she is now married.
>>78256460Gibi has a sprog too now, well, one on the way
going to be many such cases of apus melting tomorrow, make sure to not get any apu goo on your sketchers and to keep your frens stocked up with walippos and fruit pastille lollies
Just 1 more beer b4 bed I think. Might as well call it while the spirits still high. Usually wait til they fall.
>>78256476We need new fresh 18 year old ASMRtists to obsess over.
BRlNG THE BOTTLE BACK!!!!!!!
The shiddington shall now be taken
Roy Clarke wrote every episode of Last of the Summer Wine, Keeping Up Appearances and Open All Hours. Mental.
Me? I only drink on weekends now No more mid-week drinking for me. Cutting it right down am I not
Could easily get to Thurso tomorrow. Wagies pay my way
>>78256557BritNormie went a few days ago.Is your friend still there or did you just want a visit?
99 quid return nothing to me de lad. But 10 hours on a train? Now we've got issues.
>wemily wops recording an amsr of her burping and farting her way through a four hour animal crossing session
>>78256572Surprised you can even leave the house lid
>>78256540Can't imagine writing nearly 300 episodes of the same pensioner drivel over a period of 40 years.
Does anyone else think Ruthmong should be put down?
>>78256572What's the further north you've been in Scotland? Even been to Inverness?
>>78256566Not doing it just flexing that I could. My friends mum threw him out the house nd he joined the army few years ago. No idea where he is now.
>>78256604He has done such a number on you, you absolutely hate him, when he has done nothing wrong and is no harm to anyone. Why?
>>78256604No. Ruthmong is one only a few lads here worth interacting with.
>>78256619I've done Inverness to Banbury on a train before
You all scared Arb off. It not right. I enjoyed the Dark Souls posts.
>>78255488Wonder what mong boy is up to these days
>>78256672 Casnewydd ? >>78256663No one scared him off, he was a weird little tranny mong boy, assuming he wasn't some Glaswegian fabrication
>he thinks I care what people on an imageboard think about me
On me third glass of wodka and coke now.Cheers x
>>78256709>and cokecoca-cola right?
>Y-You're a n-nonce>Y-You're a s-spacker>Y-You're a r-racist>Y-You're a i-incel>Y-You're a m-mongLmao
>>78256709Fuck off you gooning loser.
>>78256591I was giggling a bit earlier w all those names of pubs nd stuff cus it made me think its kind of absurd to live in a city but not actually use its "amenities" so to speak, might as wel live in a cave, like when covid lockdown kicked off, for couple of years after that i went into town centre maybe a handful of times, less than 10, if i was actually paying rent to live in a city instead of living with mum it would be comical but its just life, i like my wee corner, everything i need is here, so what.
>>78256566Who the fuck is BritNormie?
>>78256726Diet coke de lid x
>>78256696A certain few posters seem to think I care about their gimmick too. We keeping in womfy in life de lid x
>>78256696Well this place is your whole life lad
>>78256322Based. Saw them live last year, they're still greathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=In_vIUcfhyY
the nazi posting beginswhat a surprise
>>78256737Some long term poster here. Ultimately a pretty decent although unsuccessful low status lad. Has been living in Drumchappel for the best part of a decade in conditions that can politely be described as 'sub-optimal'
Why does any investment at all occur in the Netherlands if it's all going to be under water in 20 years? it won't be
Here's the deal, I'm king of this fucking castle.
>>78256607It might really be Inverness de lad, is glen coe further than that, cairngorms..aviemore(went to some christmas themed park as a sprog)? Bt if it was somewhere i could be sure of its inverness yeah. Not well travelled desu.
And who the fuck is ShipAnon?
>>78256796You post some good anime images, lad, and for that I appreciate you.
>>78256694Perhaps. What's this I hear about you having a sprog
>>78256791I want to be the Knight of the Souf, with full loyalty to the Kingdom of Helper
>>78256791King of the care home is it de lid?
I say jump and Britain says high.I pull this spacker cord and I have minimum wage nurses on my beckon and call. You will never have this level of power.
>>78256663Arbroath poster is 2 strong to be scared by wee fuds on here.
>>78256815Was worried you'd gone for good, last time I saw a confirmed post from you was June 2023. You're here forever. Up for wasino again one day but it won't be Grosvenor as they won't let me in anymore (they said if I self excluded once they'll never let me back in)
>>78256829How do I get into a womfy care home like you? Share your secrets lad.
>>78256826Show me absolute loyalty and welper's world is yours just as much as it is mine.
>>78256815>>78256860and yeah indeed, sproggington
Watching Geek Girl on Netflix and very attracted to the main lass, Harriet. She's a ginger model with autism.
>>78256317care home football team?
Helper is my oldest ally and nothing anyone says about him will ever change that, cheers x
I stayed in an Inverness hotel in 200* just before standard grades. Was v womfy studying chemistry n that n going down loch ness and what not. Me n my wee sister stayed in the same room I was reading the bible that's in all them hotels nd my sis says to my mum mum he's reading the bible in that way of "he's mentally ill" nd mum says aye good maybe you should as well nd I was smug. 1 of my fav little times away that weekend.
Harriet has her midriff on display all the time and it's giving me a midriff fetish. No outie belly buttons they're disgusting.
>>78256769Like a submarine?
Glaswegian drivel
>>78256862Everyone has a unique timeline de lid. Even if you followed my steps one by one I can't garuantee you'd end up in a womfy place like me. Technically speaking it's not a care home, I just go along with it for the memes, it's actually sheltered accomodation of vulnerable adults. I'm diagnosed with autism and I got placed here after a mental breakdown in 2020 which meant I could no longer support myself. You can't just apply to be somewhere like this. Only problem is, once you're in, you can't leave until they let you. I doubt I'll ever leave.
>>78256894No, it's a disability football team in the Durham FA. The meme picture that keeps doing the rounds here was stolen from my FB page, it's our team winning the league last season.
Oh dear it's worse than I thought
>I'm diagnosed with autism and I got placed here after a mental breakdown in 2020 which meant I could no longer support myself.Living the dream!
>>78256973Truly the king of kings
m-my oldest ally!
>>78257003Pissing myself laughing here.
HHL and Shippy have been allies for so long that Shippy was still called Penis when they met
>>78257003>>78257007Yeah he is, what of it?
Normies with their girlfriends and non-mentally dsabled friends would be extremely envious if they were aware of just how good HHL has it.
Another one for the personality screenshot post folder oh aye
>>78257015Will you be clocking in for 16 hours of drivel tomorrow or just a part time 10 hour shift?
>SSM and HHL both had mental breakdowns in 2020Kek
>>78256860Don't think I'll ever leave for good tbf but I hardly ever visit. Heard from anyone of the other oldfags? I'd be up for a woker sessionNot sure I believe you about the sprog. What poor woman have you knocked up
16 hours a day in a Luxurious apartment in Glasgow sat as his desk reading and posting drivel in /britfeel/
I always knew HHL was a bit a of loser tonight has been a real eye-opener.
>>78256951What a life, as Footlad says.
>>78257039I had you in mind earlier thinking about how so few of the old guard are still here. Ebin made a few posts back in January/Februray and I sent him a few emails 2 months back.Andrew and Sic are gone for good. SP very rarely posts, a few times a year perhaps. Can't think of who else at the moment. Tilde doesnt post her anymore but posts daily on /brit/ now.Hows life anyway, still in Casnewydd? gf? partner at the auditing firm yet?Some woman I was very briefly acquainted with in 2022, we are getting on better terms lately though
>having a hidden disability makes you a loserHey, the early 20th century asked for their opinion back lid.
nerve struck
>>78257084Most of the mongs attacking you are sprogless wagies, they give up their time and have nothing to show for it, even their wages go to pay for your webabs, VK and care home
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2mQRdSnDhcVideo of helper attempting to get a job.
>>78257084You don't have a 'hidden disability'. You're just a lazy cunt who leeches.
>>78257101True. I get a great sense of bitterness from them. Almost like they're jealous of me or something. Do they want to trade lives with me? I thought they were all happy with their shitty jobs and relationships?
>>78257101Helperlad is a sprogless NEET and a failure in life. I suspect you are too.
>>78257096Can you point out the post with a struck nerve?
>>78257110Are you happy or are you just putting on a mask de lid
>>78257111I'm neither sprogless nor NEET, cheers x
>another night of spackers arguing with HHLNope, I'm out.
This is the man who thinks he's better than you. HOWLING.
>>78257124Oh no no HHL and his cheerleader will NOT like this
I used to sleep naked but realised I need a safety net for when I spaff in my sleep.
>>78257127>I'm neither sprogIess nor NEET, cheers x
>>78257137I never said I was better/worse than anybody in here. Post your hairline/cut
>>78257127Proof? I'll wait x
>>78257124>posting some random screenshot from my lowpoint during the wokey sagaYeah, that's the one de lid. You've got me.In reality, I'm nearly 7 weeks no wokey and feeling pretty good.
>>78257145t. sprogless wagie>>78257140so what? Everyone has bad days>>78257154you'll be waiting a long time
>>78257137State of this cunts head
>>78257159>you'll be waiting a long timet. sprogless wagie
>>78257137Hairline like a shaved pussy.
>>78257159>zero proofHOWLING
>>78257137He's going grey.
>>78256876tried to watch that but looked awful so turned off after like 10 minutes
>bullying alizeelid/shippyYou have to go through me first x
>>78257109I always chuckle when this gets posted
>>78256964go on tell us about the bald chinaman
"Impressionable" my fucking arse. If U'd been impressionable you might have actually learned something back then. My estimation U were the same catcher in the rye every1 fake and stupid except me little cunt back then that you are now but your hairline was slightly less tragic in secondary school. Every1 a fake except you innit? Fake rw, "fake christian", that one set me off so let me explain this one time and one time only and don't speak another word to me about this ever again you fucking fairweather larping LITERAL FAGGOT (HOMOSEXUAL) (NOT ALLOWED BY THE WAY INCASE YOU DIDN'T FUCKING KNOW). I became a christian like this. Well technically in the first place baptised to catholic church when i was 1yo. But within my own heart, like this. I was 16 and lost my virginity nd IMMEDIATELY felt id just done something horrific for my soul nd i was going to hell. I spent the following week reading the bible nd spamming a well known big christian forum about am i going to hell???? Sex outside of marriage dee lads. With ***** that is. Is this it for me? Hell and that/?? Nd these boomers were saying repent little lad and you'll be ok nd even back then i was thinking COPE COPE COPE I'M BURNING nd to some extent i still feel that now. We all should desu.More i read, alone, spoke with *****, made me feel like things might be alright, read a lot, from reading a lot i end up thinking anyway protestant ideas make a lot of sense to my mind(kierkegaard btw), anglicans, interesting history i just think whatever is closest to the truth is all what matters, not into denominations, all set up by corrupt fags anyway, like my aunty went through a million churches nd back to catholic church before she died which i was strangely glad about @ the end but in a way where later am like, ehhh its dodgy actually but idk. But for her it seemed best. Miss my aunty that was a true christian in a way little imageboard niggas like you couldnt even begin to understand.
>>78257215You do realise alizeelid/shippy has a half caste kid right? Sort it out lad
>You have to go through me first x>put on THAT video as a distraction
>>78257215They love spamming our pictures de lid, they also claim to be in a better position than us which I seriously doubt x
reckon if i went into town late at night I could get some female homeless crackhead lass to let me fuck her for like 20 quid?
>>78257234HHL will be the woglets god father de lid x>Verification not required
>>78257234why don't you have a kid of any race?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG_dA32oH44
There are sprogless wagies in this thread right now that think they are better off than me and Helperlad
>>78257260I have a wife and 2 children. Now what lid?
>>78257268Helperlad is a sprogless NEET
>>78257269You only get 1 hour a day of free time and your wife constantly interferes in that time and you basically had a breakdown over it the other night, lol
So i dont have any patience myself for speds on pol oscillating between churches for larp reasons bt ive less patience for arrogant speds like U assuming everyone is exactly the same nd i invite you to compare my story to whatever "found a blog in 2014 that made it feel edgy to be christian" BS you're on before you talk to me bout "fake christianity". There WASN'T no online larping when i went through that. Just pure gnosis and intuition and thirsting for redemption. It was highly unfashionable actually and not in a contrarian way either like youd probably enjoy. So GTFO ever talking to me about that ever ever fucking again you actual scrote. Try listening 2 ppl instead of assuming you're smart enough to mind read every cunt in the room next time b4 i smash your bald head off your keyboard. Thx.
>>78257275I know, but he's not a sprogless wagie is he? (the real losers)
Jesus forgives you, I dont. Thx.
You're better than nobody lad, the state of you.
>>78257279I think you have me mixed up with another poster de lid x
Sprogless wagies are the ultimate losers in society.
>>78257070Based. Spread that seedI've been living the norman life with my gf for a few years. It's nice being with someone who doesn't know what 4chan is for a change
Time for bed wagies, you've got to graft hard tomorrow for Helpers wizzas, wooze and my baby mama's child benefit, cheers x
>>78257286He's sprogless and sectioned in some spacker care home. Explain how is life is anything other than dire.
>>78257030Actually going out tomorrow night normalfagging. Dinner and seeing a band with Mrs BN. Resisting the urge to tell her about the Penis gimmick.
>doxxing ShippySad bastards would never post their own face
>>78257084You have autism AND you're a loser. It's not the autism that makes you a loser. If you were neurotypical you'd still be a loser.
>>78257303Based, my current language is Ellinika btw
>>78257311He doesn't have to work, you pay for his lifestyle x
>>78257261Oh aye
>>78257304I actually paid my corporation tax bill on Monday. All going to pay for HHL's carers.
>>78257333You pay for his lifestyle by driving cars around for mr bossman lol
I simply can't believe that some bloke with a wife and kids would come here to seethe for days at some other blokes sprog
>>78257344>I actually paid my corporation tax bill on Monday
>>78257289Is this really Greg Austin?>CAPTCHA: GAY88
>>78257358You mean the artist formerly known as Penis?
>>78257345I'm quite happy to subsidise HHL, and bossman who is a very deserving fella
>>78257365Indeed this lid
>>78257374what a gormless looking mong boy
S/o yeezus anon my 2nd fav after 808s
Okay, listen up faggots. I actually have asperger's now commonly known as ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder). While I accept HHL has weapons grade autism we're not the same. I've encountered his kind before while at college. He will never work because autistic people like him believe they are immune from ever working. They have extreme political beliefs and no filters but nobody challenges them because muh autism gives me special privilege to say whatever I want ect.. take if from an actual autism who works in IT support at a respectable well known company, HHL is just as despised by us autists as he is by the general population.
Shippy is a good friend of mine. Never met him and maybe never will but I consider him a mate.
>>78257137>>78257374Sad to see how much ShipAnon has aged. We all get old in life x
The trump thing was 100% kayfabe. The moneylenders want him in. It's plain as day
HURRY UP WITH ME DAMN CROISSANTS
>>78257374Why the fuck does he have that same gormless look on his face everytime kek
>>78257327Gia pame re malaka. I've never learned ancient greek, it's quite different to modern and more difficult
>>78257389Of course an autist would think it's that black and white. I agree Helper is a dosser but just because you're successful doesn't mean other autists aren't (but not wasters like Helper).
Wonder if SSM is drinking tomorrow
>>78257407This is the man who claims to have shagged 4 women haha.
>>78257392A certain individual told me at an east London restaurant that you had contemplated meeting me in May 2022, maybe one day in the future.I actually said to that same individual "I often suspect he knows more of my lore than he's letting on" I was right kek
>>78257392Shippy is a very good lad
>>78257389Trust me lad, anyone with any intelligence knows. There are loads of good people on the spectrum who live good lives.
>>78257270why would you announce a reportypu spastic
>pretending to have autism just to turn people against meIt sad x
Me? I personally dislike Shipanon
>>78257408Is it? I saw some guy in the youtube video that it's virtually identical apart from pronunciation. What different about it, can you not even read it?
>>78257439Same here. He's in the discord but I don't interact with him.
>>78257445alright oseph lad!
>>78257439>>78257445Any reasons lads?
Oh ya helper lad check dis out b4 i forgot>>>/x/38413147
>>78257460He used to do a lot of nonce posting back in the day. Was it all edgy banter? I don't know. Put me right off him though.
>>78257460>Any reasons lads?I just think hes a fat gormless mong desu
>>78257416He usually goes out to either Swanage or Weymouth mid-week
Well, that's the wodka finished off. Garn on the VK now. Autistic people betrayed me tonight.Know where I stand now x
>>78257478Shippy is not a nonce. He just has a healthy attraction to teenage girls above the age of consent. Perfectly normal if you ask me
>>78257478weird cope>>78257494completely legit reason
>>78257510what are your thoughts on brown sprogs lid? a fan?
Funny fing was **** dad is part of some strict christian sect where i sometimes even thought how did this guy even have s*x in the first place? Bt probably he was drawn into the same energy warp conspiracy as me. Didnt believe in divorce or remarrying etc. etc. And he smoked like a chimney like me too. He was v autistic one of the more memorable times i met a fully grown adult nd immediately recognised it was another autist. Only thing was he was zionist af which was grating but otherwise we was good pals.
>>78257478Ah see I have no problem with that kind of edgy banter. I do not believe in taboo subjects to joke about.>>78257494Why does his weight bother you? I am not asking if you fancy him
>>78257525I'm a fan of fault elevators de lid x
>>78257525I doubt he's as utterly obsessed with them as you are
>>78257540Let the lad speak Greg lol
>>78257545he already has
Doing a cum tribute to Greg
If I was a sprogless wagie, I know I'd be envious of HHLs setup, very comfy indeed, and all paid for by the Department for Wagie Payments
>>78257556Post it for bants lad
>>78257440I can only understand about half of that extract. A lot of the words don't exist in modern greek at all, some do but the conjugation of the verbs is different.I read The Iliad recently and considered trying ancient greek but couldn't be bothered
Fuck the DWP x
>>78257562Proof you're not a sprogless wagie
>>78257556>Doing a cum tribute to Gregpost proof, you wont
My Greg head cum egg is ready.
>>78257572I haven't got anything to gain by posting proof
>>78257584Corr lets see then
Emotional depth, intellectual nuance. Get tae fuck. Honestly just. Some1 need to slap sense into you for even having those words spin in your bald head for even 1 second nevermind committing it to tcp/ip forever.
>>78257586In that case I can only assume it's a sad LARP
I'm the King of the Autists x
>>78257595King of the care home
>>78257593I thought I supposedly had a brown sprog, or was that a LARP?
>>78257478He is 100% a nonce.
>>78257621That was one of BritNormies rather successful gimmicks
>>78257609You're right.I say jump and the minimum wage carers say how high. They work so I can live, fucking literally.
>>78257621You're a sad little sprogless wagie.
>>78257633You said that earlier and I replied I have a wife and 2 kids.
I can make life very difficult for my carers if I want to. Good thing I'm not that kind of person x
If u couldnt say it in a vocaroo don't force us to read it in text. Good rule of thumb. Id love 2 hear some wee bald homosexual geordie talking about his intellectual nuance. Word for word. Have that on my desk by tomoro morning.
>>78257589It is private lad. Private cum egg.
Good wuttington just nowVery good, in fact, evenSplendid, one might be tempted to say, possibly
>>78257639I didn't say anything earlier you mong. I'm not the original poster.
Necking this VK now.Feel a bit wissed x
>>78256762That's my tune right there laddie. Grt in
>>78257672Race mixing. Good or bad de lid?
2010s nostalgia xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98WtmW-lfeE
>>78257678Extremely bad. Western civilization is falling because of it (and many other reasons) but mass miscegenation in one of them.
When you see a fat white whore with a bunch of niglet sprogs around her, if your natural reaction isn't disgust and disdain you're an NPC.
Alizeelid won't like this at all
Mr Norton really hates niglets
At the end of this day, I'm womfy.Fuck the lot x
Had to send that new laptop back today for that refund. I know some Truman Show scum sabotaged my order.It's war x
>>78257768You seem very troubled and unhappy
Trumanists will be going into the gas chambers if I ever get in charge (which I will).
On that free bingo grind again.
>>78257724Won't like what? I'm loyal to King Helper cheers x
Your children and grandchildren will vote me into power lmao. You have no idea what's coming.
>>78257824Hopefully, they will.
>>78257836They absolutely will, everything has been decided.
>>78256762https://youtu.be/1UaQJ-35xVk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qod03PVTLqk
>>78257824No one will ever vote for someone with autism
BRING THE BOTTLE BAXK NIGGERI DONE WHEN I SAY SO
Finishing off me VK now then on to the Smirnoff iceAye sound x
>>78257929Id vote for HHL unironically.
https://youtu.be/NlJahe-ix9U
Love 2 fudge d*llycakes arsecheeks til he's normal
I'm a pussyfree virgin paypig for Jen.Better than being led on by normie lasses x
>>78257925Me sister nd her bf when I eas a bairn had this ""inside joke"(I knew) that i was a diehard fan of Elton John meaning that I was a poof. Really not right not i think on it. He got a few tunes though.
If I'm being honest, I'm not even allowed to speak to girls IRL. The head management are extremely suspicious of any girls I ever bring back here if I have a sesh at my gaff. They usually get turned away.
>>78257998It's only worth paypigging for baby mamas x
>>78258020Do they think they are escorts then?
>tfw no virgin Odinist legal aged fertile tomboy mommy flat-chested fit gymcel 5'4" tummy unwashed haircut like Higuchi Madoka racist transphobic bisexual kuudere menhera no-makeup pierced ears choker wearing prefers dogs to cats otaku anti-semite fascist gamer gf
>>78258024Wrong.>>78258032Dunno, maybe. They are fine with me having male friends back during certain hours but in the few times I've had lasses back for drinks, they've either refused them entry or kicked them out after just 30 minutes or so due to "noise". I think they are scared of me being taking advantge of. The nurses and management are very protective over me.
>>78258079No point giving your money to a woman who isn't going to carry your sprog
>>78258093True that de lid x
Need my Thurso pal back to sniff some coke. Everyone moved on. I got temp b& cus he took me 2 a club not my normal environment. Nxt thing we buying pills off some mong in the pub my Thurso pal said just take half of this it strong one I said no danger nd took half tjen immediately went toilets nd took the other half downed w a kopperberg I was freaking out cus I was seeing all these ppl from high school in this little club I started walking around going oh fuck you're so and so hahaha remember your pal that bullied me thst fucking died hahahahhahaha get it up him de lad but it sad though why he have to die nd I got v emotional bouncer said "you're going too mental you freaked that lad out" I said he mate he freaked me out first haha he went hahaha but get a taxi tho we went back 2 my Thurso pal house nd looked for more pills which turned out to be from one of the ""team leaders" at the wagie job I'd started at about a week prior which made me laff. Bt his mum threw him out years later cause he wouldn't get off the gear nd now he's in the army following orders all day. Boggles but I think fatherless lads like us probs need some1 to just tell us what to do deep down. Know what I mean though..
Being a virgin in your 30s isn't so bad tbqh.Fuck knows what happens if you become a 40 year old virgin. I'm still nearly a decade away from that milestone. Maybe I'll lose it, maybe I won't. Either way I'm womfy.
>>78258145At least you don't have a brown kid in your 30s like Shippy x
>>78258156Any proof he even has a brown kid? I think it's just a meme tbqh.
>>78257998Jen is the reason you'll die a virgin. You need to break free from the spell of ASMR. These girls only want to rinse you. They have alpha boyfriends irl.
https://youtu.be/0qGZHOXgRTU neway I went back that club begrudgingly on wagie event nd the bouncer guy said ehh you still b& from here little lad after what happen last time nd me cowagies were howling like this quiet nerd guy is b&?? Am like yeah not sure really. Bt the truth is I knew what happen. Don't expect me to behave when am on the swedgers.
>>78258180>You need to break free from the spell of ASMR. These girls only want to rinse you.Easier said than done de lid x
None of those cunts worth anything compared to my Thurso pal. He kept the bullies off my back in school. My chad pal. I don't forget little favours like that. It's an illuminati handshake once the alliance is set. Helped move stuff out my hun stepdads place. Not many good ppl in this world, they're all corrupt cunts, so I'm loyal 2 the few real ones. Lots of snakes itw(in this world).
>>78258167Its not a meme. He has a one year old mixed race daughter with a black woman from Tottenham. Ask him yourself. He won't deny it.
On that Smirnoff ice nowQuite wissed xhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFR7v5ix5hU
I've been told I'm a throwback to the 90sA time when Western civilization ruled almighty
WHERE THE WHISTLE POSSE
The devs added me into this simulation to fuck things up and that's exactly what I will do.
Are Helperlid isnt a fan of race mixing Wimple as
Yeah, I'm so progressive I want to see Lauren knocked up by a black man.Why? Because the SNP said it lush x
>>78258256Nice soles there
>>78258267She's in the breeding position de lid. Fucking whore cunt.
In 2016, liberal slags called me a loser, now right-wing slags call me a loser in 2024.Know where I stand x
Spaffed me dickburgh raw did i not
And everything I've been told is a fucking lie
>>78258226Mad that net migration didn't change from 30-40k for half a century until the 00sI get pissed off at Gen X edginess sometimes finking they had no fucking clue what they fucking hadWaaaa my country too white and christianIt oppression Ffs
>>78258295You ready to be a God father to Alizelids brown sprog lol
Everything what happen to me x
Got them nigger tunes onBed soon
Finishing off this smirmoff ice nows x
Don't ever use the word smart with me.You're not smart.
>>78258377Looked like a bong from the thumbnail desu
Manifesting arbroath poster 2 smite these niggas
If Trump doesn't win this election.Western civilization is done.The anti-Whites win.I hope you understand that.
America will be finished. Destroyed.If Trump doesn't win.It's MAGA or nothing.
If Kamala beats Trump it's game over for Western civilization.The Whites will become second class.
New years 200* went my Thurso pals house i was posting zelda hentai on /v/ what I left the tab open on my computer was 15 years old btw. Statute of limitations. We played halo 3 walked down tesco he said lets get a taxi back cus so and so wants to stab me I thought are you for real? What u living like ffs But ofc he was serious, didn't bother me though after he kept the bullies off my back I chib whoever as well if need bt nothint happened, played team slayer all night then went back my computer. What a grim new years but I remember it fondly if no one else does
The zeitgeist is a fundamentally White thing so to speak. But the spackers at the Guardian will never admit it. No one gives a shit about "popuar culture" in India, China, Saudia Arabia or Vietnam. We live in a Western centric world and that's just how it is and always will be.
Off you go to the frontlines of WW3, Chad. The moneylenders need someone to fight their forever wars for themMore beckys wanting to get dicked down for me back home that way
Just look at how Bald and Bankrupt gets treated in so-called third world countries and tell me we're not the main characters of this simulation.
>>78258487Good. Normies deserve to die for the simulation.
Don't ever speak to me about being smart.You don't know smart. NPC faggot x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_djta82BBc
I can get a bag dropped right now if I want. I choose not to. I turn my life around.NO thanks to you faggots.
Just got blocked by Shanny for saying "Heil Hitler" in her livestream. Lmao NPC yank slag xFuck your sponsorships x
Got impatient waiting desu New>>78258608>>78258608>>78258608
Shan't be missing the appointmentham in 5ish, me
>>78256340Love are ruth.
