Alien dude please come back to this board
>>78262271he's on /sci/
>>78262280i wish he would come back and give his alien brand of self help to the moids and incels who need improvement in their lives. he was a good guy
>>78262271Yo dude.It's warm my alien heart your remember me.I was doing my report to the SSC
>>78251469For people who don't know who i am
>>78262356>>78262380glad you're back. did you stop Gabe from his anti-alien plans?
>>78262571Gabe... a weird case i can't found where he was during the 9/11... (yeah it was not me). Maybe he is not totally human...Oh ! And i found this about him :
>>78262640my goddid Gabe post that here or is he the Cacodemon? it's bad enough he's made it to the 4chons
>>78262652Actually Cacodemon exist (IDK HOW ID SOFTWARE DISCOVER THIS BUT IT'S PROBABLY BECAUSE ONE OF YOU)Probably a Cacodemonphile. It's forbiden on all planete excepte your, the Earth, and ... Mars...Fucking Marsnigga...
>>78262711this is why Gabe Woerishofer must be raped by allAlien dude please tell me what are the SSC's thoughts on the Australians
>>78262857SSC = Soler System Council.I work for them since they discover i try to destroy your secret global gov.
>>78262857Sorry i don't read your message correctly :Well you will die because global warming and the SSC think it's over for you. But if i invade the Earth i can solve all problem believe me my human friend.
>>78262937i believe you and will welcome you as long as when your kind takes us over you make the Australians the masters of Earth as we are the most powerful race armed only with Nescafe coffee jars
>>78262857but personnaly i fucking love Saxton Hale and your aesthetic with hat made in crocodil and stuff and all other human are just cringe when they say "australians lost agains birds"".Like how the fuck you can declare war against birds in first place ! Also Gabe is not totally innocent in emu war...
>>78263001>Also Gabe is not totally innocent in emu war...I KNEW ITOGUN THUNDERSTRIKE GABE WOERISHOFER RAPE GABE RAPE GABE RAPE GABE
>>78262955It seem "Based" like you say.