Alexander Dennis Enviro400EV edition
Could do with a Maka update
He's really gone with the bus edition the absolute madlad
>>78262680Thought that thumbnail was a pepe edit for a minute there.
>>78262680Based buslad
Ruthmong is a twat.
No car or driving licence for her. Using the bus at 24 must be embarassing.
>>78262680Alexander Penis Enviro400EV
>>78262686>Maka updateAsk and you shall receive de lidhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ud_fjqi9A58Apologies if it's already been posted today
>>78262718An English rose. A simple but comely beauty about her; delicate but soft features. Do you think she does anal?
>>78262718If using the bus at 24 is embarrassing, then imagine how embarrassing it must be to not have any shoes at 34...
seasidemark bringing you all up to a mini speed uploafs it lushhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbZ_gaWiCTk
Nappy pressed Firmly up against the glass of his 'floor to ceiling' window
>>78262718Buses are for children and the elderly.
>>78262729He's depressed so he gets a pass.
>>78262729Don't tell me that mong is 34.. I always figured he was 18/19.
>>78262736>>78262718no job, no license, no car in my 30'stiringatleast I'm not a bong, god bless
>>78262741Ruthmong is in his 30s
>>78262741He must be the oldest here
A very lonely and angry man
alright de lads finished watching nocturnal animals, very good movie desu
>>78262747Smirnoffbro is in his 40s
>>78262718Fucking hell she's really cute.
Even Scottish lass has a driving licence and car. You'll never see her use a bus. Seems like most middle class women get their own car and drive by 18 these days. No longer do they need to rely on lads when they can drive their Fiats and Peugeots.>>78262727She is a very vanilla girl in a long-term relationship with a British lad. I doubt she does.
luxurious flat, smells like a crackden there's so much piss
Pulled in 220k last year. Most of that went on nappies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChLLuonqC8w
Grown man. Walks around the flat in nappies. Pisses himself
>>78262777better than pissin in the bookies
He wears pampers, better than giving it to t'huggies
another day another "content creator" is found out to have noncey tenancies.
>>78262763You saved my Laura pic. Thought you would like like it RM. She looks very cute there.
>>78262747I'm turning 36 in November. WFH though, and I do own shoes.
>>78262718buses are a comfy way to travel every now and then.t. car owner
>>78262785I liked this one lad
it four times more absorbent
>>78262763i drive a peugeot 106 shitbox from the 90s
>>78262791Well, well, well look at mister big bollocks here owning shoes.
update down pampers lane
>>78262788What's the tea then, lad? Who's a nonce now? Boogie2988?
Finished the first series of the TV show i don't particularly enjoy. It got a bit better, but i'm still slogging through it.
rather sell me boxers and shit in me nappies
it must and I mean mush
Is this thread going to be dedicated to HHL because he said he'd pissed himself?
Unofficial start of the Olympics in 9 minutes de lods. Buzzing me.
My Huitzilopochtli Helper actually arrived today despite me receiving a Box Room Bandito Fren yesterday morning. The Huitzilopochtli Helper absolutely hates lawlessness and immediately struck that bastard Bandito down with a bolt of golden lightning. SPACCA can go eat one if they think it's safe for me to have lived with one of those Bandito breeds. I should be able to get out on self defence if the Frog Knockers come snooping and my own Apu will defend me.Corr can't believe I snagged myself one of those Aztec breeds, they're almost extinct in the wild.
>>78262828What are the top athletes to be following de lad? I know nothing about athletics.
LOL.Pensioner on telly outside chippy complaining about prices. "HOW DO YOU EXPECT A PENSIONER TO LIVE?" as she lights up another cigarette to return later to her paid off house she bought for 20 grand.CULL THE OLD.
>>78262812the trans lass from Mr Beast has been talking to kids online and used to ask a guy who makes loli drawings to draw some loli shit of cartoon characters who like about 10 years oldApparently the talking to minors bit is all above board and nothing bad was said, but combine that with the loli shit, it's just a bit too coincidental innit?
>>78262840Britain is a retirement home.
>>78262838Not a clue de lid. I just enjoy the atmosphere and having a ton of sports on the tele to watch and spend my finite hours on this planet.
>>78262795got an audible chuckle out of me
>>78262841No surprise, trannies are sick. So many of them are nonces.
>>78262849Alright lad me and you are gonna watch this and figure it all out
>>78262841I like Shadman but keep that shit to yourself. It's like telling people IRL you post on 4chan.
>>78262822Pissing yourself is one thing, anyone can piss themselves if they drink enough. We're really ripping into him because he admitted he wears nappies most days. Now that's genuinely mong-tier.
>>78262859Deal lad. I get the jars, you get the snacks.
>>78262727She's not English. She's apparently from somewhere near Turkey. >>78262762She is lad but she's a bit on the short side as you can see here.
>>78262828prefer the apulympics personally
>>78262879Any thoughts on what country is bringing home the gold in the coveted wizza-scoffing event this year lad?
>>78262789Yes I really like that. Sometimes she just strikes the right kind of photogenic pose. Lovely lass.
>>78262899She really isn't attractive at all. Not for me, anyway. That other lass on the bus is way cuter.
>>78262865Hello nonce.
By the way, lads, the BBC Olympics coverage is massively reduced this year. You can't pick what you want to watch. The full rights are on Discovery+ now. All the best. x
>>78262891We're expecting at least a gold in the Tendie Tossing event and the Wizza Wuffet. It's not looking good however for the Apu-Pie-Pass event, the pies get more delicious every year and it tests the frens to their limit. Don't think we'll get even a bronze on the Lidl Lad or Aldi Apu events either. Just got to cheer on our British BullFrogs team this year.
>>78262916He draws adults, too. He is known to attract nonces however. I just like his art style but not the loli shit.
Life is just better when u only drink a little bit. I only drink 4 out of the 6 beers albeit one of them was like 8%. Its called moderation.
>>78262729I don't have a reason to own shoes. I don't need to go out. >>78262793Maybe coach trips but the commuter ones will obviously be full of germs and dirty people.
He'll make it next time. Fresh toilet training start tomorrow
Can things get any worse for HHL?
I hear all off Manchester out for Veitch as of the moment he punched and pushed over a pensioner. His time rapidly running out.It gonna be rare if we see video in the future.He fucked up.
What happened here then? They almost cut his head
>>78262947lmao sean will not like this
>>78262923My head is fucked. I read that as big black cock Olympics. Need to get off 4chan.
>>78262840>>78262843Olds are the worst people in the country. They're more entitled than BAMEs.>Free bus travel>Hugely subsidised rail travel>Priority access to healthcare>Entire economy built around keeping pension funds inflated>Government energy payments>"Cold weather" payments>Free TV licences>Free prescriptions >Free eye tests>Free dental care>Every single party promises triple lock guarantee and/or quadruple lock>Pension rises over inflation>Council tax reductionYet they always say they're hard done by, despite living the majority of their lives in OBJECTIVELY better economic situations than currently and also despite 79% of them owning their own homes and 27% of them being millionaires.
Anyone get upset a little over HHL? I managed to get a decent paying job, a career, a GF, a comfortable home and luxuries as he evolved from SSA to HHL. He never matured. in the ten plus years I've known him he's never once bettered his position; he just keeps screaming, whining and posturing.... it makes me sad... he pretend to be a spacker and he get put in spaacker home despite being very cognizant. It fucking not right.
>>78262841social media need to set up an age verification system.If you're a big account, you can turn on a setting that doesn't allow anyone not age verified to DM you, and another setting to block anyone underage from DMing you too.
>>78262923Same coverage as what they had for Tokyo.Absolute dogshit to watch, especially if you're wanting to shitpost on /sp/ at the same time. Your odds of getting the event you actually want to see and it being live instead of on a delay are near zero. Then when you do finally get the event you want, there will be incessant cuts back to the studio so we can hear comments from Okachunde Babawumbo and other correspondents.
>>78262965He take brutal attack once when they call him a nonce. They slash a broken pint glass across his head in Isle of Wightt.
>>78262923You only pay 3.99 for Discovery so dish that out and you can watch whatever you want.
SSM went for a job interview this morning. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbZ_gaWiCTk
put in my first ever bet delids
>>78263006And got himself a new t-shirt as well by the looks of it. New hair, new shirt, new job coming on strong.
>>78263017>mini speed>38 minutesi swear if he says dee lads and oh it lush on repeat all this time, i'll be pissed
>>78262992but but but the war! but but but they paid into system in dinosaur times!
>>78262911You haven't seen her without makeup.
>>78263026Clearly not my (You) but I'll be having it cheers x
>>78263017hope he gets is and vanishes from youtube and you mongs have less to entertain your dull minds
Life is good when he don't gamble. He can't lose
Cider update beer update see how many bneers I got left I'm npot dirnking thursday wedensday thursady I'm not drinking thursday I'm drinking on Sunday Right guys I've got five items.It a bit too expensive 110.... some went for 60 quid it been 14 days he get 113 quid back from GoPro Lite and I mean lite.Its getting brighter and its for dark nights and I mean Lush. So he's still got his light and he still got his max lense.He'd rather shit through his arse and shit through his ribs.
>>78263032Ah yea messed that up didn't I. I'll give you a genuine (You) then and say that it is worth paying 4 quid to watch the Olympics any time/place you want it. I sound like a discovery+ shill now don't I.
anyone else betting on the olympics?
>>78263014>>78263048Will I not be trapped in their subscription though?I want to be able to cancel with no fuss and without speaking to their retentions mongs.
Mini speed
>>78263030Right right, bunch of nobs.But also if they pull out that fucking 'we paid into it's shite tell them to shut the fuck up because they absolutely did not. Certainly not in the way they make it out.When the pension was introduced there were two plans proposed. The first was 'fully costed', and would take contributions from working people and then after a set period of time start to pay out. The second was paid for by a rolling back of the tax burden to sequentially younger generations which would allow it to pay out immediately though place increasing burdens on taxpayers the longer it went on for. Guess which one the government chose? These fuckers have literally been riding high on the backs of young people since day fucking one.
>>78263058I fucking despite them for charging 30-odd quid to watch Champions League football but I pay that once a year for the knockout rounds. You sign up on a rolling monthly contract and to cancel is just click 'cancel subscription' in your account. Don't need to speak to anyone.Right that really is enough shilling now.
>>78262963Angry immigrant men who want to break your neck need to be deported.
>>78263055got a grand on over 34.5 cardboard beds will be broken
I piss myself most times I drink. Being anonymous is good sometimes
>>78263094Bed after bed destroyed by the sheer force of Jamal plowing every snowbunny in the Olympic athletes' village.
Where can I watch the Olympics online then? Cba to register with iplayer
>>78263105>Being anonymous is good sometimesGood afternoon BritNormie
used to wet the bed a lot back when i was a proper alcoholic
>>78263122keep it private
>>78263110https://olympics.com/en/paris-2024/where-to-watch-olympic-games-live
>>78262963If this guy stands on my shoes I'd fucking uppercut him back to Ghana. It's not Veitchs fault ever. These clowns can't control themselves. Mental Manchester.https://youtu.be/AS4sJ-PPvL0?t=19m
>>78263138>register to unlock the actionSigh. Lets try a throwaway email
>>78263017They simply need 2 let us keep our bennies no questions asked if something goes wrong with a job which is much more likely when you're hidden disabled. We also don't have the luxury of being social butterflies what can just monkey branch onto another job if we want 2 change or lose it. If U go over 16 hours work nd lose bennies. That's just silly to even bother isn't it. Even nigel farage knows that. The system set up 2 make us fail it sad.
I gamble with taxpayer money. Thanks you taxpayers!
>>7826313890% of the coverage will be from the lass on the bronze podium in that image
struggling to get any (you)s today
>>78263157SSM has been doing this for 30 years
Problem is ppl making up these rules as they go along never been on bennies themselves from families w no danger of ever going on bennies. They make it unrealistic nd think what's the problem dossers?? The problem is really obvious desu. Only them useless lumps working at job centres know this stuff cus most job centre staff is ex-dossers that dossed so long they just got employed there apart from the booga booga security staff that get flown in from the deepest Congo for w/e reason. Nd since most dossers are thick as fuck u give them a power trip nd they turn into sadistic arseholes like Ian. Nobody give us a chance.
>>78263164same herehave to step my game up
Child support should be tax deductible
>>78263172and all ssm has to show for it is a few gadgets
I have a new gimmick that i'll post later today, stay stuned
Arb showed up in the old thread, made two posts and fucked off. Does he have a job?
>>78263197Can you give us the jist of it, what topic does it relate to
Ruthmong has probably gone to bed now. What a life
>>78263201He surrendered, he lost the war, he got conquered
>>78263122I don't piss myself most times I drink but I have pissed myself a few times on the lash. Most notably when I was on a business trip years ago and I pissed the bed in the hotel
>>78263173>Nobody give us a chance.I'm curious, what would you consider a legitimate 'chance' for someone like you?
>>78263204Ruthmong Vs helper in a fistfight. Who would win?
>>78263204/britfeel/'s two biggest personalities both sleep all dayMad innit
>>78263210Probably Ruthmong. HHL looks like he could be snapped like a twig.
>>78263208I've never pissed or shat myself, but done dangerously close to gettting caught short a few times. Once I was certain the poo had exited my bum before I made it to the bowl but it just hit the sides.
>>78263209200k a year WFH CEO job.
Penis Greg Gregg Austin
my name is Mike Penisi'm named after my dad's penis
>>78263172Goodwood next week. SSM will be selling all his gadgets again
>>78263242Delly welly and the Canon camera will be CEX'd no doubt
>>78263160Shan't be watching a single minute of BBC coverage this year.
can't imagine getting excited about ssm selling his gadgets
living vicariously through ssm
can't imagine selling my gadgets every other week
Penis Greg Gregg Austin is a character invented by method actor Norman Roberts Childress, 36, of Thorpeness in Suffolk.
>>78263268You can't afford all the gadgets SSM has.
Ruthmong's anthemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDFonbSHSTM
>>78263242hopefully he does his bollock in. the fat cunt
Why these daft fucking editions with buses and castles and trains every time. What on earth does a bus have to do with /britfeel/ for fucks sake it's so shit.
>>78263286Get back to work sprogIess wagie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9qu6_1xtPU>living within my means a video back>going on the train first class
>>78263287Is babby having a little cry
>>78263293Think of a new gimmick lad. That one is stale
>>78263294First class is usually not as busy though, so there will be less people who will notice the smell from his hidden disability. He never asked to be born.
>>78263209Just dint punish ppl for trying, right now if you tried to get a job on pip here's what happens, absolute best case you get it and work there forever, if notbing at all goes wrong. But realistically u still have tbe problems what led to bennies in the 1st place. So if I got a job for 6 months then had a breakdown and left what happens now. DWP makes you reapply which takes forever. So u starve in tbe meantime. You try to get pip back nd they'll say "but you already got 1 job, you dint need pip anymore" or even just applying for and getting that first one they'd say if you're showing signs off wanting to try work then you don't need pip anymore. Etc so realistically what would you do? With a disability. Continue taking the money that might not be as much as a job or get you a mortgage or w/e but it's stable or chance "moving up" in life which introduce all sorts of chaos. Now if you add in if you're someone that doesn't live with parents you've got rent to worry about n shit like that. So if dwp could say we already acknowledged you're a mong in the past, we won't obviously pay you bennies while you work but if something goes wrong with the job then we can stsrt your bennies again instantly and won't interrogate youbthat you don't deserve them anymore for trying to better yourself. See what I'm saying. I can't explain it well but I think it makes sense if u know how the system works. Right now it just punishes you fir even trying at all so it literally makes more sense financially and security wise not to try aa far as self preservation. Thx
SSM has gone viral on TikTok AGAIN
>>78263308for the simple minded the more you say it the funnier it gets
Wareham to Poole Wednesday off peak return is 8.70 in first class for an 11 min journey.He's spending nearly a pound a minute on his travel. No wonder he's fucking skint all the time.
>>78263294>going on the train first classThe twolls will NOT like this!
>>78263314I think part of the problem is that you're ostensibly a fully grown, mature adult male who thinks he might "have a breakdown" at some point.
>>78263329SSM cold have gotten the bus for free seeing as he has a valid disability bus pass
https://www.tiktok.com/@seasidemark_dorset/video/7395151244450368800
Any lads here tried the Cerne Abbas beer? Tempted to get a mixed case
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iMLijTkxI6E90% chance he posts here
>>78263393you got me lad
>>78263329That's why he needs top rate PIP. Life is hard with a hidden disability.
>>78263350Its not about what I think its what's really happened several times already. Bt I think if ppl in our corner actually has our back instead of waiting to stab us in the back then it would be easier to continue and be ok. The other thing is this 16 hours part. So u can technically work if you're on pip I think like up to 16 hours. But can you in reality. Those are the rules on paper but if you actually do it then what happens is next time you go to an assessment or sth they'd say so we noticed you worked 8 hours per week in accordance with our rules and howcome you can do that if you've got hidden disability?? So no more pip. See what I'm saying. They set it up whether on purpose or by stupidity to just incenrivse you to do nothing or lose everything.
>>78263393HelperLad should try making friends with others within the YTDC. He is no longer welcome or needed here as his continuous spamming of these threads has become overall quite tiresome.
>>78263393is this you? how else would you find this video
>>78263368Who is this bloke. Friend of his?
>>78263374The average ratings on Untappd seems to suggest it's a pretty average brewery, just get some St Austell stuff from Tesco if you want some nice aleshttps://untappd.com/w/cerne-abbas-brewery/177846/beer
>>78263424Just a seasider de lad
>>78263424he looks like he has TMAU too
>>78263210HHL could pull the cord for backup
Why is Mark obsessed with his butter and eggs being 'organic'? Does he even know what it means?
>>78263445it lush and i mean 4x lush
Are we winning in the Olympics yet lads?
>>78263486scor sam medals
>>78263445Do you know what it means?
>>78263423He made a comment on one of Makaveli's videos saying that he uploaded a video dedicated to the Mak and that he'll be getting money on August 5th, which I assume he's going to send some over to Mak. The whole thing feels very grim to me.
>>78263445Related to his strict TMAU dietary requirements I would think, even though he occasionally eats fish when he shouldn't
Dwp treat me like a expendable statistic. I am human bean. Do u think if I could choose to be born normal I wouldn't have tried that.
>>78263540You can choose to be normal now. Go to work you lazy twat.
Fairly certain my boss is an incel
>>78263591Fairly certain you're an incel
>>78263540It must be proper shit having to constantly remind the DWP you are a massive fuck up and cant handle even the most basic of tasks so they keep giving you your weekly pittance or keep paying the rent on your grim as fuck council flat
Fairly certain Shippy is an incel
Feeling down... might get some cans in
Fairly certain SSM is an incel
>>78263583No job since 2016 de lad it over labour gov will just have to assassinate me.
>>78263629Cope. SSM is a top shagger
>>78263625I got half can of Stella next to bed that I never finished last night been finking it over. Bring the bottle back
>>78262680based bus edition Leyland tiger remind me of my childhood tbqh
You will never get a gf. You will never make her your wife. You will never get a house. You will never have a family. You will never have a stable career. You will never achieve anything.
>>78263629He definitely shagged Marie as he posted a video on YouTube panicking when she told him she was pregnant (she wasn't)
>>78263645I have all this except a house
Marie didnt mind his genital warts
>>78263645Got a house and a sprog, what more do I want?
>>78263660No you don't. The fact that you're lying about it on britfeel only makes it even more pathetic.
>>78263645Already got the wife and two sprogs. House should be paid for in 4 years, maybe sooner
>>78263674your wife has 2 sprogs
>>78263682with me,I am the biological father
>I have all this except a house>Got a house and a sprog, what more do I want?>Already got the wife and two sprogs. House should be paid for in 4 years, maybe sooner
You will never be good enough for Ruby you low class scum.
>>78263667most people have at least some of the things you listed
Was she having lots of 'girls nights' when they were conceived
>>78263698If you're under 30 it's statistically unlikely to have even one of those.
>>78263690A wife and sprogberg could be yours too if you want it.
>>78263689lol, she's got you hook line and sinker
>>78263703no it isnt, leave your boxroom
>>78263645We're all gonna make it, lad. I hope you find happiness.
Got a house at 25 and a sprog at 30
>>78263722Luckily my wife and children are white
>>78263722im gonna vomit. disgusting
>>78263732Yet you love posting her naked in bed on here, and she constantly comes down to interuot your hour of alone time, I'm sure those sprogs really are yours
>>78263722Oh zimlad..... they will NOT like this!!!!!
zimlad just dropped another bomb on britfeel lol the incels here will go mental
>>78263722Oh dear zimlad, the seethers are coming for us again
>>78263630No job since 2011 me. I'm the longest surviving neet here. People say get a job but it's impossible now.
Day time /britfee/ is just /brit/ but slower, bunch of fucking turbo normies spend all day trying to one up each other with their possessions and their jobs (or lack of jobs)its all so tiresome lads
>>78263742Us? You're still sprogless lad. But I believe you'll make it.
Zimlad is objectively the most successful person here
>>78263736Never posted my wife on here. Never would
>>78263751You've spent the best part of the last week saying I have a brown sprog, now you're claiming I'm sprogless>You've got a brown sprog!>Yeah, you're right>No you don't!
>>78263752I'm on 350k.
Zimmy has no problem proving it, why haven't you posted proof yet
Another zimbomb dropped. The seething begins. Like poetry.
>>78263754Why are you on /britfeel/ then if you've got a wife and 2 sprogs
the seethers wont recover from this
reckon it's time I hired a deep cleaning service. Fresh start and all that
>>78263763What? I never said you had a sprog. More than one person here lad.
>>78263765There's no way you've got that level of income. But for argument's sake, lets say you do, are you sprogless?
>>78263782I'm in my office and my wife is at home with the kids
>>78263782Not him but why shouldn't he be? I have a wife (no sprogs) and I post here. All kinds of people post here, not just nappied care home residents like HHL and no-hoper freaks like Ruthmong.
>>78263797sad LARP, you going to post that image again of the scantily clad woman next to an iMac
>>78263643>Leyland tiger remind me of my childhood tbqhFor me it was the Plaxton Pointers/Dennis Darts. They were everywhere in the early to mid 2000s.
>>78263813I think you mean Plaxton Pointers/Penis Darts.
>>78263799Many of us are married with kids. I personally don't see any gain in posting smug images and boasting because of this fact.
>>78263803My life isn't miserable in the slightest lad. Pure projection on your part.
>>78263803Not sure why you think either me or Zimland live in a deanobox. I live in a 1920s house for one
>>78263804>l-larpsays the sprogless wagie LOL
>>78263722Mmm I'd fuck your wife's black arse lad. Sorry to be rude, hope you take this with the spirit it's intended. As a sincere and respectful compliment. Would love to spunk in her anus.
So we've got 2 lads here on 300k+?
>>78263824No proof you don't live with your mum
If your house has this cladding on it, or, god forbid, the cement-with-pebbles cladding, then you are objectively scum
>>78263828Yeah you got me lad. I don't really have a brown sprog in Tottenham, all a BritNormie wind up and you fell for it hook line and sinker
>>78263819Anything that gets anyone riled up is fair game to post.
>>78263836Don't need to prove anythingYou've yet to provide proof you aren't getting gangbanged up the arse right now
>>78263843I didn't fall for anything. >>78263850You are riled up
>>78263853>I didn't fall for anything.maybe not, but you ARE a sprogless wagie yourself
Shippy is most likely an incel, that we can all agree on
>>78263868He shagged Poley so technically not an incel
>>78263868t. sprogless houseless wagie
>>78263843The Penis thing was a /britnormie/ wind up as well I suspect.
>>78263875Yes lad I'm a homeless sprogless wifeless incel wagie
Almost got that free FFXIV mount and it LUSH. Had some filthy vtuber on in the background for four hours now just to get it.
Taking a break from britfeel
>>78263868Those of us in the know already knew this. The 'brown sprog' meme was fun though.
top 3 most successful people in /britfeel/>1. Zimlad>2. shipanon>3. BritNormie
>>78263828The only non sprogless here is zimmy so calling anyone else sprogless is a self insult.
>>7826390712 hour britfeel cleansefor me mental elf hunxx
>50 posts in 20 minsAlways funny to see you lot dancing to zimlad's tune. He gives the thread the boot up it's arse that it needs.
this you arbs?
>>78263928'Zimlad' is indeed a sad case. Can't imagine the mentality of someone willing to post pictures of their wife and toddler on 4chan as racebait
>>78263834Who's the second one lad?
>>78263928The only nonce here is you mate. Your kind are always nonces.
>>78263954He's 100% a paedo. Needs a hard drive scan.
Acrually nearly full can. Well 1 wee can won't hurt. Its either I drink it or pour it down the sink which is a waste.>>78263928He types like a glowie desu
>>78263928Lad isn't it something crazy like 80% or more (of those who admit it) of trannies were sexually abused as kids? Noncing is literally how they reproduce. Pot. Kettle.
>>78263919Poleaboo ranks higher than shippy I would say, own house and higher paying job.
>>78263958BritNormie on 300K, this mong above in the thread claiming to be on 350K
Is SSM drinking today
>>78263996BN is only on 3k from his part time maccies job
>>78264004I'd take 3k a month desu
>>78263999Nope he's drinking tomorrow. He doesn't drink every day.
>>78263994Me and Poleaboo both own our own house, but he has a mortgage on his
>>78264013You're not Shippy. Why pretend?
looking to be about 100 quid for some cleaners to come in for about 4 hours. Not bad tbf. Could just go to the pictures while they clean and come back to a nice home for once
We need more plus sized mens fashion. The choices are terrible.
>>78264022You're not anyone
>>78264036I hope they steal all your precious DVDs and Blu Rays :-)
>>78264036You doing one of those things where you walk around naked while they clean? Or do you think you can offer them extra to clean in the nude?
>>78264013Yeah but he outearns you. Id say it's close. Both homeowners and wagies, both socially inept, no gf/wife, no sprog, unattractive. He doesn't have a car though so you pip him on that. Very close id say.
>>78264036I'd clean your house for a 100 quid desu
>>78264047i'm not a DVD mong so that's fine. >>78264049no I just want someone to deep clean the place since im too lazy to do anything remotely close to getting the place clean.
>paying someone to clean your houseYou absolute lazy cunts tbqh, who the fuck even does that? Imagine the immense shame as your dosser arse sits there doing fuck all while some pajeet rummages though all your shit for something to steallmao
>>78263919Surely there are others with wives and kids, no? Britfeel peaked at about 100 posters, so call it 200-300 lurkers. The idea that only one man out of that many is married with a sprog is nonsense.
>>78262747>>78262761>>78262791I'm less than a month from 52!!
Smirnoffbro was the wealthiest man in britfeel ad lived in complete squalor
The sprogless keep getting rattled lmao. Literally everything is cope in the face of the total cessation of their lineage. I've guaranteed mine by shagging prozzies on holiday and not wearing a condom. I know my lines exist elsewhere. Can other sprogless say the same?
>>78264069You're even oIder than my dad
>>78264063it's not that uncommon honestly
>>78264069Get the absolute fuck out lad. Proof?
>>78264065you're replying to a greg shitpost
>>78264091You mean a Penis shitpost?
>>78264099aka sprogless wagie on minimum wage
The self service machine was a big leap of technology for autists desu. We just need to get rid of the fluorescent lights now and ban speaking indoors
how come shippy never got a pay rise?
>>78264070The current richest /britfeel/er also lives in complete squalor
>>78264147I had a manager once like you lad. A total autistic retard very overweight woman into DnD, board games, steampunk etc. She talked about how going shopping triggers her "anxiety" and how she needs her 'sensory deflection' hat aka just some random fucking bowler hat with a steampunk eyepiece attached in order to cope. Totally pathetic weirdo.
>>78264078Do you know for a sure they ended up pregnant (unlikey) can carried to term (very unlikely)
U violate the terms of my sunflower lanyard, I sound the rape alarm. Shrimples.
>>78264169On any individual level? No. But I've done it so much the chances are basically non-existent that I haven't managed to get at least pregnant who carried to term.
There's an entire young team waiting like firemen to bounce on your head soon as I press this button. I pay them well.
>>78264147the problem with self-service machines is how much of it has kind of been forced into still needing service - even aside from just the "oh nooo you didn't put the object on the scales within 0.1 seconds i have to call security!!!", it's stuff like how you can't even get a bag anymore (because they're all held by an employee who wanders around and you have to like get away from your shopping and chase them down to ask them for a bag because you might steal it but then there's always someone who presumes that because you stepped away that you're finished (which makes sense) but then it's like "yeah um no sorry" and then they have to drag their trolley through the entire area which just gets in everyone's way)getting rid of the flourescent lights would be really nice, but i also think it'd also be really cool if someone could find a way to make refridgerated aisles not make that really grating high-pitched noise
>>78264186The only way to stop the chilled aisles making that noise would be to produce the chilled air away from the aisle and pump it in through pipes. Supermarkets aren't about to double their cooling costs just because one in 100,000 is a fucking giant spacker who 'doesnt like the noise'.
>>78264180Whilst I do admire your desire to sire a sprog. You should know for certain you're not sprogless yourself before you accuse others.
Whether it's Strathclyde or Thurso u don't want to try it on. Ive been known as the highland cow of castlemilk. Outside of those regions I am vulnerable however.
Internet gone in the office, lads. Thirty mins before clocking off as well. Might just sneak off, not like any work is gonna get done.Also kek>>78263722The incels were NOT happy with this one!
market is down today. im gonna do something to fix this.
>>78264079>>78264088I'm a yank autist lady NEET on full bennies in Appalachia. I just like reading you lads' banter, collecting AI frogs/lore, getting SSM updates (we actually used to What's App) and witnessing Welper Weltdowns. I tend to enjoy British things, simple as.
>>78264209>The only way to stop the chilled aisles making that noise would be to produce the chilled air away from the aisle and pump it in through pipes.oh! i'll admit i didn't have an understanding of how refridgeration systems work but that makes sense!>Supermarkets aren't about to double their cooling costs just because one in 100,000 is a fucking giant spacker who 'doesnt like the noise'.that's completely fair, i recognise that it isn't the job of other people to accomodate me - i'm moreso speaking in terms of what'd be ideal. :)
>>78264147I make a point to never use these pieces of shit, im not a shop worker, im not doing your job for you. there should be a discount for self checkout,Never mind 9 times out of 10 there is just some pissed off wagie franticly running around approving items or getting people plastic bags or fucking with the machine because surprise surprise, its fucked again
>>78264235Lost A LOT of money today me i did
>>78264241Don't forget when some fucking spotty wanker teenager working for his beer money is forced to ID you because you're buying a redbull. Hate this fucking country. I'm older than the people IDing me.
>>78264238David C is that you
>>78259650Fell asleep nd bizarrely had dreams about muslims/Islam before I'd seen those posts u made and probably around same time u made them. Quite spooky
For my next therapy session I have to journal all my success for the week and I can't think of any. Fucking hell.
>>78264244im turning this around for you now. I'm fixing it
Will be staying here to see this thread off, but from the next thread I'm taking a full week off /britfeel/
Bring the bottle back big man. Am no done.
Another one for the road, lads. Zimmy signing off!
>>78264270no one cares little lad
>>78264272away and fuck with yer shite patter ya walloper
>>78264274Zimmy cheerleader will NOT like this!
>>78264270You will be lurking for two days before you can't stand not being part of the drivel and decide to start posting again. Not the first time and won't be the last time.
>>78264265put down winning a britfeel argument
>>78264265Honestly what do therapists expect you to come up with for these sorts of stupid exercises?
>>78264254No, it's me Rachel
Hoping Aliens kidnap me and keep me as a pet and feed me Gozalgorp and Blagashoffs all day and let me watch Judge Vaborkabork on the telly.
David C once mentioned /britfeel/ on SSM's live chat. He could actually lurk here.
>>78264287I won't be, although I probably will look up HHL's posts in the archive you're probably not far off the truth
Have to close the thread every few posts to calm down #fuming #seething #riled_up
Not a fan of the ugly black lass they have presenting The Olympics. If they're going to have darkies on the telly they should at least be somewhat attractive.
>>78264313Nothing wrong with the pumping of a few IQ points into some of the better looking jungle-bunnies
Didn't pull out the mouse today lads. Am I 4x more attractive now? Where gf?
France to be an Islamic country by 2050
>zimlad posts once>thread explodes>seether tries to 'pwn' zimlad>one replyThe crown remains firmly on his head lol.
how do you lads deal with the anger of being riled up by the same insults and accusations that get posted here everyday.
>>78264341ill spin the crown off his head alongside his jaw
>>78264326Good show lad. I like you, but that mouse was seriously holding you back. Hope to come up to your neck of the woods next month.
>>78264326Yeah but you're still using a Chromebook lad! Why not splash out on a MacBook?
>>78264326spoken to anyone yet dee lad?
Why do a lot of weebs insist on calling manga by their phonetic Japanese name instead of their official translated name? Really does my nut in when looking at recommendations or asking for a source.
>Playing personality off against the thread, the lads a FUMING!1!1xD
>>78264353He obviously isn't serious about attracting a gf lad
>>782643199th time of posting, it won't be the last
>Making a big deal out of someones laptop XD
>>78264360He needs to spray himself in chad urine for the pheromones
Don't see why such a fuss is being made over that lass whipping a horse a few times which isn't illegal.
>>78264351You gonna be in Derby lad?>>78264353Android and windows all the way for me.>>78264356Yeah, the barristas.
>>78264365t. chromebook owner
>>78264379I have a 3K gaming laptop actually
>>78264379No lad but if I did so fucking what. Want to know if my socks are Armani or sports direct?
if only women knew how awesome and hilarious you were on 4chan you'd be swimming in pussy, you dire banal cretinous wankers
>>78264409When was the last time you had sex? Don't answer, I already know.
I don't have a horse in this race but Chromebooks are legitimately shit. Why would you restrict yourself that much?
>>78264403>Want to know if my socks are Armani or sports direct?I already know the answer
If you could post images without text on this board then this thread would just be images of golden keks and trollface you're fucking boring
>>78264437We have pictures of Alizee too retard
Lads fuck up I'm trying to listen to The Archers.
hate that cunt from mythbusters who wears a beret and a gay mustache
>>78264300You don't want to be Joozian pet, trust and believe.
Hanging out me arse de lids. Keeping off the wooze for a while, need a proper fresh start and detox so not drinking for the rest of the week. At least I found the batteries out the TV remote, still can't remember how I lost them. I must have thrown the remote off the wall or something. Just another reason to have a break from wooze.
>>78264513Can you give us a nappy update, lad? What you rocking these days?
100 incoming posts about HHL pissing himself and wearing nappies XDDDDDD
Hey lads.I know you like to call people niggers, and that is fine, but could you take what I say here a little seriosly, you have been here through some awful shit and I was hoping I could rely on your services again.I am one of you since 2017, but, I have not come here in a while, long story short, I am mid Ph.D. and have borderline personality disorder from child abuse I faced. I need mood stabalisers badly as most days I am crying in my office and cutting my arms with a stanley blade.I went to my GP and they said they would send me off to a psych for an evalutation, (but that it was obvious I have BPD, they just can't administer the medication I need)I need topiramate, which is used as a mood stabaliser, if I don't get it soon I am going to be royally fucked, as I keep cutting my wrists and have been thinking of ending this miserable existance. The next apointment in my doctors words might be upwards of four months away.Do you any of you know of a way I can get this without perscription? Any tor links or something I can order mood stabalisers, I am happy to pay through the arse for this so long as another day isn't spend crying on the floor.I know trans people order estrogen online and have it shipped in can this be done for topriramate> I am sorry for such a heavy post, please bear with me.
>>78264524I wish I was wearing one last night. My couch is soaked in piss. Pyjama bottoms too. It not right.
>>78264513>OFF THE WOOZE>FRESH STARTLad... why do you do this shit to yourself? You'd be better off wrugs and wokey permanently. I know it's hard but you're doing yourself no favours de lid. It a fresh start anyway so get yourself right. xxoo
>>78264565Last night you said you aren't an alcoholic yet you're pissing yourself on the sofa? That's the kind of shit my alcoholic grandad would do. People enjoying alcohol every now and then don't piss themselves.
>>78264513This you lad?>>78262947Did the spackercord get pulled?
>>78264565I thought you had wagie nurses to clear up after you
Lads should know this routine by now, stop acting stupid>helper lad goes on the piss>does something fucking stupid>"Fresh start for me lads">2 days later hes on the piss>"Fresh start">Back on the piss>"Fresh start"
>>78264604Literally copies SSM
SSM pisses himself too. It not lush
30 minutes away from me new FFXIV mount. It lush. My Lalafell specialised from a Marauder to a Warrior and looking at the ability list now is a bit overwhelming. The controller works well however, can easily do 32 hotbar buttons with ease or 48 if your memory is good. It helps that healing is AoE focused I'd imagine because if I was a healer I couldn't imagine trying to target individuals. I think there's a shortcut for picking party members however.
>>78264604Yeah but this dolly is called Sean! Hahaha can you imagine?!
>>78264565It sad helperHappen 2 the best of usWhy piss feels like much heavier liquid than water as well. Once it starts it just drench everything
>>78264640Crosslad, pissing yourself literally doesn't happen to the best of us. He's pissed himself because he's a drunken fool.
>>78264654Crossmong is also an alcoholic.
>>78264667>Crossmong is also an alcoholic.Crossmong is copying HHL and hoping for the same attention
>>78264654It can happen without alcohol desu albeit less likely
>dream you are taking a piss>feels amazing>something in your head tells you this is a dream>FUUUU>wake up mid pissIm glad this hasn't happened in long time, now i mention it im going to flood the house with piss tonight
>>78264654last time i pissed myself i must have been about 13
cute ginger WHORE on Pointless tonight, is she not?Phwoar I'd pointlessly fuck her arse the wee so and so slippy slapper
>>78264722Yea that. I started getting wet dreams out if nowhere in mid 20s too when I'd never had a single 1 before
I don't piss the bed but I spaff the bed all too often. Had to stop sleeping naked as I was ruining all my sheets.
Constantly worried about my DVDs getting too scratched to play. It not womfy.
Speaking of wet dreams I literally never had one as a teen, but I have had a few in my late 20s. What gives?
>>78264778You need a dehumidifier for your collection, lad. Too much moisture in the air will eventually soil the metal and ruin the a trial content of the discs.
>>78264783too much ket
>>78264796It never really get too humid in my room and I've DVDs 20 years old that still play fine. You get some second hand DVDs that look like someone stuck their dick through them and smacked it against the wall.
Disc rot is a meme. Simple as.
>>78264783Coming off meds maybeLol, coming off. xD
Had a chicken Shwarma. Was alright for a fiver
>>78264667Desu i was off drinking for 6 years until euros slip up nd i will be off it for another 6 year again soon. Hope hhl gets off cus life is acrually better that way. When you're in the cycle of not drinking it becomes v easy not to drink and vice versa. The ideal would be 2 have never drank at all to not know what you've missed.>>78264680Ye looks really great fun being harassed by demonic niggers like you, stfu
>>78263017>job interview>deleted videoBros...
>>78263294>cafe>paper plates>cardboard cup>6 quid'Kin 'Ell
Just interviewed SSM for a job at Cex. When i asked him what he would bring to the company, he said TMAU. A disability that makes him stink of shit. I said you're hired
>>78265131Why does CEX always stink actually?
>>78263842I like those houses tbqh. Much more than modern deanoboxes
They put DIARRHOEA RELIEF on own brand loperamide packets so U get 2 embarrassed snd just buy imodium. I like my luxury brands normally as far as food, toilet paper etc bt there is nonfucking difference between neurofen and tesco Ibuprofen it's all a scam. Take it from me what nearly did a pharmacy degree, which is still more closer to doing a pharmacy degree than most ppl did
>>78264871This. I'm still playing 30 year old ps1 games fine
Gunstar heroes on GBA I got off amazon about 4 quid in 2009, sold for bout a tenner 2016, I see it on ebay 300 bong right now. 1 of many I sold like that. Idk what happened with collectorfags after covid.
If only he had his pampers on lads.Pissy sofa not right.
Took two lorazepam and that feeling of worry and guilt just drains away. Cheers to prescription medication de lids
>>78265180Silly thing to get embarrassed about tho. We all get the shits now and again. Shitting yourself in public though now that would be embarrassing.
>>78265275You need a fucking drive scan today.
>>78265275Why is this baby posed so seductively? Mental.
>>78265317Pissing yourself is very high IQ.
>>78265332in need of some nonce napalm
>>78265301Love a wee benzo de lad enjoy yourself
Got my nob sucked earlier. Proper good one it was.
Might as well watch the thick of it while playing wokemonWhat a life. Amazing
>>78265482>>78265482absolutely love the thick of it de lidwatched in the loop?
>>78265482Great show. Great game. You playing a romhack or just a vanilla version?
>>78265317A nationalist who takes hormones, wears women's clothing and gets fucked up the arse. And Fellates Jim Dowson
>>78265500I never watched ITL, I might after rewatching this though. I have a feeling it won't be as good as sequels and spin-offs often aren't.>>78265533Playing Sapphire on the old modded GBA. But it is vanilla, I edited a couple of things using a save file editor though. I might play a romhack of emerald next. I know a one with follower Pokemon and day/night cycle which looks pretty based. I try not to stray too far from vanilla though. I like things to feel kind of canon, probably for nostalgia purposes.
awful lot of racism in this thread
>>78265632agreed it not right
Mummy make lamb chop 4 me
Back from Worrisons. Thank fuck that's over. On that recoverygrind with that Lucozade now. Life's better without the wooze.
>>78265675What are the plans for tonight lad x
Race war's on boys
>>78265685Probably just gonna chill and play some Fortnite.
The R&R hath been coppedFingerberg still fucked up despite the bandage too and there's an appointmentham tomorrow/in a couple hoursCorr innit
>>78265692Apparently the cunt injured 4 cops. Hope they gave him permanent brain damage.
>>78265692fucking pigs
>>78265606Fair play. I'm the same with romhacks, I like them to be quality of life improvements rather than floor to ceiling new games. Gen 3 with all Pokemon available to catch, all evolutions available and some balance to fighting is perfect for me.
>>78265719I don't like muslims either
>>78265675Did you get some more adult nappies lad?
>>78265732police are scum lad
>>78265692The guy in that webm gave some police officers life threatening injuries. An officer stamping on his head hardly seems like some great injustice. The perverse need to protect and coddle criminals is absurd and insulting.
>>78265728Yes exactly that, I played FRLG+ which was just that. Playing through all of them and trying to catch everything, and carrying over Pokedex data along the way. Pretty womfortable. Just passing the time in my absolutely pointless life.
>>78265702Get a couple cans in ya, lad. Nothing like the crisp refreshing taste of an ice cold cider.
>>78265764Indulging mental illness =\= treating mental illness.
QRD on the nappy situation?
Karl Hauxwell
>>78265764>I'm not talking about my sex lifeRight so basically it's 100% confirmed that you get fucked up your arse by gay men.
>>78265743Is just a small extremist fringe of police. Most are moderate. It mental health. Don't look back in anger.
Bucky Sligo
If I ever meet Arbroathy irl I will completely clock his fucking block off.
Tex mex oven wizza for din dins x
>>78265901Cooorrr, send that bad boy straight through the mouth to nappy pipeline lad!
>>78265901Give us an explanation for the nappies while you eat it
>>78265901A meal fit for a king desu
>>78265901Pure nappyfodder. Grim.
Nu breadingshire soon is it not king
Putting on a nappy in solidarity with Helperlad.
If your not making britfeel nappy edition what are you even doing
Jus pesh yersall
He just like his hero SSMPiss your pants lush and I mean lush.
>>78266032Based. Nowt wrong with wissing yourself now and then. I've done it countless times alone but that's mostly due to my weak bladder. It health issue x
>>78266062There's a surgery for that where they go in through your pp nd pump botox into your bladder. Kinda grim though.
might make a brew if that's ok with (you)
Might apply to become an actor in one of the soaps me. Maybe Corrie or Emmerdale.My talent is being wasted here.
>>78266112Sounds unwomfy af. Rather just wear nappies.
>>78265764How about you actually find a woman and have a sprog?
>>78265764You are a vile deranged nonce who fell for Jewish fetish tricks.
>>78266191You've hit the nail on the head there. He claims to be some far right nationalist who hates Jews, yet he is doing everything the Jews want him to do
>>78263813my local bus company usually only uses second hand enviro 200s and optare solo/solo SR but it has 1 dennis dart plaxton pointer bus. they actually just fitted it with a new engine even though its quite an old bus now. it was out of service for a few months while they were fixing it up.
Having some R&Rington now.
>>78266247I think you mean 1 Penis dart Plaxton pointer bus
>>78266275I wondered if you were going to respond to that"I'll be going out this evening", you won't you'll be here almost non stop until 2am, only breaking to have a nappy change
>>78266262You wear nappies.
>>78266277Right, and you assume this frozen spunk will ever be of any use? Have you considered inserting your dennis into a woman and ejaculating like I did?
>>78266142Fair enough. Think your deffo doomed to be an eternal virgin tho
Where's the nu bread boss
>>78266277Dubs Look forward to your ds2 posts
Imagining the Utopia we'd live if Arbroathy didn't leave their name on once time when posting here
>>78266296I actually spat out my camomile tea when I got to the part where you swapped Penis for Dennis. Jesus fucking christ my sides hurt from laughing that hard.
Why on earth would any woman want to get pregnant by Arbroathys frozen spunk?
>>78266322He thinks you can buy parenthood. It's absurd as it is disgusting.
Dennis "Penis" Greg Gregg Austin
>>78264545I would like to bump my own post, if anyone can help me I would be very greatful
>>78266322You've always been a contrarian supporter of zimtwat. You can't help but pick sides.
>>78266304Don't care de lid. I got me ASMR gfs so I'm all good.
*pulls spackercord*
>>78266333>He thinks you can buy parenthoodwith Ethereum too
got the bloodborne and dark souls 2 platinum trophies years back. all the others were a complete ballache to get all the achievements for so i gave up
>>78266345Not sure ive ever platinumed a single game desu bt I got pretty close with bloodborne. Might be fun to try. I think I try ds3 again this summer. Find it quite hard desu.
Penis Nilsen>>78266387>>78266387>>78266387
>>782663651 of the Bb trophies was giving me a ballache bt I forgot which one. 1 of the hard ones I assume. Collecting weapons n stuff like that was good fun.
>>78266365Dark Souls 3 they went way too far with the item farming. Took me a few years because i didnt want to kill the same silver knight 5000 times
>>78266365Not only did I not see ur post before posting about bb I also didn't notice you used the term ballache as well. It spooky
