Makaveli edition
>>78272540Still can't believe he's only 23.
Can't believe he's only 21
>still no gf>still no job>stil coming here every daywords escape me to describe how fucking lush it all is
*informs the Apus of my big job promotion*
SSM giving Helen a meat injection
Lets test this britfeel with poster ids >>>/bant/20842872>>>/bant/20842872>>>/bant/20842872>>>/bant/20842872
>>78272548Men age like milk and don't take care of themselves.
>>78272568We've done this before lad. Old fags will remember /britbant/It was a failure
>>78272577Lauren looks incredible for 30.
Shall be visiting a coffee shop today with my Chromebook and mouse
>>78272580Because no one has anything to talk about and britfeel is just all the same bait spam and samefag?
>>78272598>and mouse
not a bad bundle de lids
Is Dark Souls worth getting into?
>>78272616arbroathy seems to enjoy it
>>78272616would say sostart with one, maybe skip 2
>>78272580Must be years ago then because I don't remember it. I hope it takes off personally so I can ditch this shithole.
>>78272616it's my favourite series of games. I like that the story and shit doesn't really matter and you can just focus purely on gameplay.
>>78272637Why do people always refer to Dark Souls in the sense of 'this is Dark Souls level difficult'. Is it really that hard to beat?
>>78272645it has a steep learning curve but once you get into it it's not as hard as people say
Mong content by mongs for mongs
>>78272645they're tough when you first go into them, but a lot of the difficulty comes from the game not holding your hand in any way. Later games i have some issue with as I feel they try and take the difficulty factor to near unfair levels, but that's mostly an Elden Ring DLC issue imo.Once you learn how the game works, and how the bosses attack, it's not overwhelming at all. Actually it's quite rewarding.
>>78272588She's only able to look good still as she doesn't do any hard work. Wonder if she'll age well like her. Hope she's going to be spending as much time out of the sun as possible and not drinking alcohol at all.
>>78272661t. mong
>>78272629>I hope it takes off personally so I can ditch this shithole.it wont take off because this thread is made up by a few dedicated dickeads and they make up most of the posts
>>78272672So why couldn't they do that in the other thread?
>>78272652>>78272665The hardest games to get into are usually the most rewarding, I just always have this fear that I won't be able to figure it out. I'd love to play Stellaris but I just don't think I have enough time/brain capacity to get good at it and enjoy it.
>>78272678because the ids lad
BBC are really pushing this show called "The Turkish Detective." Mental. Getting as bad as Netflix with all their Poojeet content.
>>78272613>super meat boyPhwoar. I 100 percented this back in the 360 days. It was a very frustrating ride but fun as well. The IWBTG side level was so fucking annoying.
>>78272565have you been made head toilet cleaner de lid?
>>78272666She can do her hair how she wants and wear as much makeup as she wants but she's still a butterface. Not an attack on you, lad. Just my opinion. Other posters got into my head and now I can't unsee SSM.
>>78272695They're ashamed of posting a lot? No need IMO, this is a message board. The whole point is posting messages for other laddingtons.
>>78272722yeah cleaning your mum's toilet, and by that i mean her fanny! and by head, i mean my dickhead! haha eh good one
>>78272729hard to samefag, easy to see who is doing the same bait and gimmicks lad
>>78272733We just collectively need to get over the shame in that then. Everyone knows sameswanning goes on, might as well accept it as a given. Comedians set up jokes for a punchline later on all the time.
>>78272731corr bit harsh that de lid. so whats your big job promotion?
>>78272687Dark Souls 1 is now pretty tame tbf. you just gotta explore a bit and level up so the difficulty curve doesn't hit you
Swiss mong
>>78272748so just fuck it and every thread should be the same spam bait gimmicks and drama done by a very few?
>>78272751sorry pal, took the bantz too far didnt i? Senior IT Engineer, the money is still being worked out but it's looking to be somewhere in the 51-55k a year range.
>>78272752That's pretty much the same for all Souls games. I beat Bloodborne recently and it was the easiest of all the Souls games I've played. That COULD be because I've played all the other games so I'm used to their bullshit by now and know how the structure of these games work. Still, bosses like Ornstein and Smough are still bullshit IMO. Always hate the 2v1 bosses.
>>78272757That's inevitable, but I do think the IDs would take the edge off the worst of it as people who want to ignore it can do so more easily/not get baited into replying to a faux argument.
>>78272757>every thread should be the same spam bait gimmicks and drama
>>78272766exactly and the couple of bad actors britfeel has that do this all day everyday dont want that
>>78272780So unless you're one of them, why not ditch this place and head over to /bant/?
hilarious seeing how angry the mongs are getting when poster ids are in place. awwwwww everyone can see you spamming and filter it you cunt x
>>78272723She's not a butterface. 30k people like her so she has a good appeal visually and of course with her kind soul.
>>78272787gr8 b8 lad
So many lads here trying to make a name for themselves but not if they have a poster ID
>>78272761congrats lad. but i must ask why does someone so successful would post in /britfeel/, a place full of losers
>>78272798I still think she's a butterface. Who gives a fuck about her kind soul? You are one creep, lad. I wouldn't be surprised to see you on the news for kidnapping one of these poor wee average lassies.
>>78272769Burst out laughing at this in the work canteen
>>78272799Not sure how that's bait. Be the change you want to see.
>>78272809been here for the better part of 10 year, back when i was a unsuccessful teenager. I just like anonymously saying stuff that's on my mind. Like a blog where people sometimes reply.
Terrified of being identifiable as a mong because you have an id the fucking state of you mongs and this thread
will pop into britfeel on bant more often. hopefully see cmbyname lad and Angela lad there this general can suck my johnson lmao x
>>78272810I'm not. There isn't anything wrong with saying how beautiful and kind she is. If she was my gf, I'd treat her with respect more than most lads.
>just got a promotion on 55k now Nice one lad why do you post here of all places >well when I was a loser like you (implied) I came here and never left *******To come after it drags on for a while >any proof of this job and money lad? drivel about why proof can't be posted
>>78272849Don't worry, I think we got spam mong to go into the other thread lad. The plan worked lol
>alri lads just moved into my 3 million pound villa in the south of france with my wife and 4 kidsproof lad?>don't want to dox myself
just did another Huge shittington. Shit about an inch thick coats the back of the bowl. Guess who's gonna clean it up?
>>78272893>Guess who's gonna clean it upYour mum
Fuming at this still.
>>78272893>just did another Huge shittington. Shit about an inch thick coats the back of the bowl. Guess who's gonna clean it up?*Claps hands*Awww look at the big boy done a poo poo
>>78272893no proof lad? then it didn't happen
Is there anything worse than being in a warehouse job for years and no progression?
>>78272568nope, can't pretend to be bri'ish over there
>>78272911being in an acid mine for years with no progression
>>78272924A non brit is posting there no one cares. If you can't make it as a non brit then you're fucking cancer to the thread anyway x
>>78272937Oh but I can make it. Just you wait and see like you're seeing your shitty thread die.
>>78272945Corr big man on the internet but not with a poster id lmfao
Who is this bIoke
Absolutely boring drivel on /bant/ /britfeel/. Would rather the gimmicks here than the utterly banal shit on there
>>78272965one of the coaches out of ted lasso
>>78272965guy that SSM sells his tech to. You didn't believe the Cex lie did you?
>>78272911There's only one thing worse than being in a warehouse job for years, and that is not being in a warehouse job for years.
Gay sex Unst
>>78272967t. spamming samefagging mong
>>78272967Yea, yea we get it lad. You don't want to lose this audience for your dreadful spam.
Gay sex Thames
>>78272982>>78272979see you tomorrow lads
Will just drop this here again for those who missed it. /britfeel/ 2.0. Mongfree edition.>>>/bant/20842872>>>/bant/20842872>>>/bant/20842872
Gay sex Trent
>>78272986Not done today yet de lad. Plenty of seething and fuming still to come. I'm already getting riled up just thinking about it.
Lauren > Laura
Gay sex Clyde
Gay sex Severn
>mongfree>is actually full of mongs
So fucking what if the thread on bant doesn't catch on and become a regular thing. Just make a thread on bant when the spam, bait and gimmicks ramp up on the r9k britfeel. Fuck the mongs and leave them to it.
God help me for I have purchased the Godzilla Showa box set from Criteria. All 15 films on Blu-ray with supplemental material. Very big purchase but I've been looking it for ages. Will go nicely next to my Gamera sets from Arrow Video.Will have to get the Zatoichi set eventually too.
black sprog poster's from america. mutts law really is real
Go work in the warehouse ladies. I want the receptionist job.
>>78272598Don't pretend to be lad. I'll knock you out. No mouse for me anymore.
Would Ruthmong Auditmong and linuxmong all post on a bant /britfeel/? I doubt it.
>>78273078The audit lad posted once.
>>78273042How old are you lad? I lost interest in physical media and collecting stuff after 30.
>>78273062Yeah was mocking you, just a bit banter de lad. But seriously, stop bringing your mouse to the coffee shop kek
>>78273104Late 20s, lad. Why did you lose interest?
Reminder, a britfeel with poster ids. If you don't want your conversations hijacked by a dickead>>>/bant/20842872>>>/bant/20842872>>>/bant/20842872
>>78273130This is terrible. We can't play dollies there.
>repeatedly spamming his 'spam-free' threadIronic
>>78273058wonder what their day to day life is like. Unfathomable to me
mad how all the personality flame wars and drama has dropped through the floor
>>78273108Already started de lid. I didn't bring it yesterday.
Bring back /scotfeel/
>>78273130lad you've posted this four times now. Fuck off
>>78273207>lad you've posted this four times now. Fuck offNo
>>78273211Go focus generating conversation in your own thread lad.
>>78273218>Go focus generating conversation in your own thread lad.no
one out of every twenty five posts here is some twat spamming his shit thread
>>78273222>one out of every twenty five posts here is some twat spamming his shit threadno
>REEEEEE come back you have to watch my personality dolly war
Laura > dracula lass > Lauren
>>78273150All holidays and playing on their phones all day at 'work'.
May start using the public library me. Not for reading nerd books, but just to take my laptop and get out of the boxroom for a bit.
the only jobs i would do is work night shift in a garage or be a lorry driver. they seem the most womfy
>>78273250Only ever old people at my local library.
>>78273113It didn't make me happy longterm. I also don't have a lot of room. After 30, your perspective may change.
Any Pakistanis in the house?
>>78273269love the lads at my local offie. save me out-of-date food that i put in the freezer
fat mongsthin mongs
obese mongsslim mongs
>>78273278>>78273279all of god's rich tapestry
If women can have the easy desk jobs, then I have the easy dosser life.
might get chippie for lunch
>>78273260Driving a lorry sounds hard. Turning radius and parking seems frustrating. Also you have to find a place to sleep. I see a lot of them parked up on industrial roads on night walks.
>>78273313>I see a lot of them parked up on industrial roads on night walks.No you don't.
how disappointed are your parents with you?
Night walk anon is Ruthmong
>>78273322Yeah I do. Police don't do fuck all. Must be legal to park and sleep on a road.
>just ate a whole tin of condensed milk
>>78273352You don't leave the house you stupid cunt.>>78273350Yep.
To all the alchies in britfeel: this is your future.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF5wNsfKo84
>>78273369the narrator got a nice voice
Bang out of order this is
>>78273350No I don't have any shoes to go outside yet.
>>78273369Some of these people will have kidsJust goes to show you, the sproglife is not the answer
I will donate an old pair of shoes to Ruthmong
HHL in 20 yearsHe needs help
>>7827341220 years is generous. I give him 5
>>78273408If he makes an Amazon wishlist I will buy him brand new shoes
Me and HHL shagging trannies in a care home
>>78273408I don't like used clothes and footwear to be honest.>>78273418It's a good thing to do but I'd really have nowhere to go.
fuckin hel
>>78273467how long have you been awake now lad 18 hours isnt it?
>>78273467Free shoes though lad. I'd take it.
>>78273369This only happens to thickos. High functioning alcies exist. Lot of high IQ people were pissed their entire life.
Would you lads? She'd be too pissed to care
>>78273390saw a car the other day and the reg ended in APU, you just cant get away from the little fuckers these days
>>78273523If it takes me more than 10 seconds to determine its a female then no, not for me
>>78273485Think I got up at 9pm. Gonna get that shuteye soon.>>78273501I don't like to take from people even if I have nothing.>>78273523No. Looks rough and underclass.
>>78273537fanny's fanny
>>78273611>fanny is fanny
To have ONE fulfilling day in my adult life. Sucks I've done nothing so far. No holidays, not even left town other than when mental health detainment once.
>>78273661one is never enough. Always something new you want
waiting patiently for Asda to deliver my shopping
>>78273682It would be nice to have a good social life to be able to do that.
Any of you watched the original Godzilla films? Wonder if there's any good ones to start or just watch in order.
What made you dislike women? heres my first childhood memory of misandry.it was muppets style tv show/tweenies sort of puppetsthere were two lads, a girl and a female computer, it was the classic kids tv show where they go out in the world and discover stuff, they had a batman like car and the intro was always it driving at some insane speed to wherever they were goingthe two lads were adventurous and optimistic and always getting into humorous schemes and plansBut the show never let them win any of the competitions the computer set, the girl always won and called them "you spoons" "you useless spoons" "you stupid spoons"the more i watched the show the more i hated that arrogant little puppet bitch, and how the system was rigged against these two young men.One time they nearly won and some bullshit plot armour meant the girl won again.In a rage my 6 year old self attacked the crt and pushed it off the stand. Then dad grounded me for being a retard.But yeah, fuck that cheating puppet whore bitch
>>78273556>I don't like to take from people even if I have nothing.>does nothing but take take take from your parents
>>78273771What show was it, lad? Only other ones I can think of are The Hoobs, Tots TV and The Fimbles.
Just ate an ungodly amount of pasta
>a 20 year old puppet is the reason he's a virgin
>>78273781They are responsible for bringing me into the position I am now. I know I wouldn't improve if I got chucked out.
>>78273771>What made you dislike women?they never have given me sex. until that happens, I don't think I can ever give them any respect.
>a 600 year old dragon is the reason he's a nonce
And believe me I have respected women. If you're not attractive, you aren't getting sex. You are expected to just be without this somehow and function. No I can't get over that. I think about sex every day and how I am denied this.
Would you lads punch a woman in the face?
>>78273890I'd punch ruthmong.
>>78273890depends on what she had done
I've been on two dates with this lass who works at the zoo and I really like her but she fucking STINKS. Like, she just stinks of fucking animals. Should I call it a day or stick it out?
>>78273911shower sex
>>78273911just mention it but not directly, something like "you can really tell you work with animals"
What crimes makes someone an interesting person to you? Drug dealer? Bank robber? Burglar? Assaulter?
>>78273868This. The fact that men are just supposed to, what... shut up and accept that the single strongest physiological drive in their body/mind will literally never be satiated and be okay with it? It's insane and cruel.
>>78273708the order is officially late. this is unacceptable
>>78273890Punched a japanese woman in the face lightly during some soft Muay Thai sparring. She is a pro female MMA fighter.
>>78273838that i can forgive. its the bitch cheating and calling them spoons i cant abide>>78273784cant find it for the life of me
>>78273917>>78273919I don't want to hurt her feelings. I suspect she probably knows and there's not much she can do about it. We've arranged another date so I'll stick it out because we have a lot in common... we're meeting up at a forest park to introduce our dogs to each other and go for a walk.
Imagine if you had a pain somewhere in your body that was constant and deep and was pretty much all you could think about all day. It is the result of nothing you have intentionally done. It distracts you, keeps you up at night and seems to only be getting worse over time. And also half of everyone on the planet could, if they wanted, wave their hand and make it go away, yet every single one of them refuses. To top it all off you are told that not only are you supposed to live with it and be okay with it, but that if you even complain about it then YOU are in the wrong and YOU deserve this horrific pain forever.
>>78273954>meeting up with a girl in a forestthis is a very good chance lad, dont fuck it up, remember to have an alibi ready just incase
I am interested in the criminal underworld. How do people get into that shit? Just been reading about how the Taliban are cracking down on poppy farming in Afghanistan so almost all the heroin supply for Europe and Russia is going to dry up, meaning we could get American style fentanyl here (fuck). Fascinated by how many hands the stuff has to pass through to get from Afghanistan to fucking Newcastle. How does that happen? Criminal gangs working with each other? Bribing officials to transport on ships? Planes?Weird. An entire world that we just dont know about.
"Penis" Penis Greg Gregg Austin.
>>78273971tbf you could say the same thing about your food or your clothesit's all logistics at the end of the day
>>78273970I'm not a serial killer, lad. If it goes well I'm hoping I'll get invited back to hers or invite her back to mine. I'm a virgin and this is as far as I've ever gotten with a woman. She's a bit spergy herself so it's worked out so far. Say a prayer for me, lad.
>>78273979Yeah but thats all transparent. You can literally track from the sweatshop in China where your underwear was made and you can track the order for shit even on Amazon or DHL. Stuff gets transported via massive container ships. You can literally track the container ships online. All of this shit is underground. There must be tonnes of officials bribed.
>>78273999They train pigeons to carry it from Afghanistan to the UK. They shove it up the pigeon's arse. When it arrives in the UK they humanely put the pigeon down with a hammer and get the goods.
Any other big injustices you think occured in courts (besides Letby) lads? Like people you think are innocent who got done and went to prison?
>>78274027Harold Shipman did nothing wrong. He was a good lad after all.
>>78274027MB's child custody case was pretty messed up
>>78273938And we're the bad guys. Take pussy away from Chad and he'd start raping.
>>78273935Wouldn't want to associate with any one of those mongs. But murderer like SSM would be good
>recruiter messages me on linkedin >job is a joke, half my current pay, very temporary contract, no benefits>politely decline>"No problem, if you can think of anyone else who might be interested please do let me know!"What the fuck? That's your entire job, mate. I'm not gonna do it for you for free, especially when you have no clue who you're going for if you offered it to me in the first place. What a twat.
>>78274027Poley was having a sexual emergency when he filmed that lass on the crapper. Not right what they did to him.
>>78274027When they took away SSM's car
Where is he. He never uploafs in the morning anymore.
>>78273771anything else you can remember? curious what this is now
>>78273971MSC(Mediterranean Shipping Company) are heavily involved in drugs smuggling. Not officially of course. But so many of their staff on the ships, in ports etc are on the criminal payroll.
Anyone here ever been to prison?
>>78274027Benjamin Geen did nothing wrong. His case was almost identical to Lucy Letby but with even less victims
>>78274067SSM said yesterday it was taking him 8 hours to upload 2+ hour video files to YouTubeHe said the files are something like 50GB. It's obviously because the spacker is recording in 4K from his GoPro
Women are evil fucking cunts. Only fuck men with good money and looks. These men take advantage of all the pussy and deceive them into believing they are rhw one. They fucking deserve all the misogyny coming for them with all the sexless young men. Women do not deserve to be respected anymore. Cunts.
>>78274071Wonder how those criminals get into it? Suppose you have to be born into it. Like maybe an Albanian mafia family. Interesting that these heroin trade routes go back so far tho.
In what way is Lucy Letby innocent? Mongs.
Watching the handball on Discovery+ at just 3.99 per month, cancel anytime. Full HD of course.
>>78274071kek used to drive their containers around sometimes and one of the lads at the docks told me its probably full of coke, thought he was taking the piss
>>78274071Yep, it's basically how the Italian mafia make all their money now. They don't even bother extorting businesses or trafficking people, they just control the import of drugs to Europe through Italian ports. Cocaine mostly.
>>78274105something ssm would do lol
>>78274075Shoutanon and MB
Helper is like that kid from The Sopranos who shits in the shower.
>>78274117I've never been to prison
>>78274098>Only fuck men with good money and looksWhy does that make them evil? Women have a much lower sex drive than you do they are only turned on solely physically by top tier men. They can be turned on by normal lads if the lad has good masculine charisma and makes her feel good. Women are in way more sexual demand so yeah some of them use that to their advantage to get with rich guys. They just have that advantage and use it. The best you can do is play the game with cards you have instead of throwing the cards away and storming off.
>>78274110Alriight guuuuys. Yea been watching a bit of the han-handball on the discovery.
Pikeylad went to prison not me
>>78274104Literally not a shred of hard evidence. It's just statistics, the fact that she was on shift more times than anyone else during the deaths of the babies
35 hours of FFXIV so far. I suppose I'm in it for the long haul now. Grim.
>>78274075SSM for manslaughter. Or so he says
>>78274068at least one of the male puppets had a blonde mop top hairtheir car was like the batmobile, super fast on a cgi road, it would play in the intro or outro.there was also a talking computer inside the car, it would give them challenges or quests. (although the bitch would always win) i think the three of them were siblings
Did Des and Arthur go to prison?
>>78274136There's plenty of circumstantial evidence however. She's a fucking nutter. Weird hill to die on, big lad.
>>78273971always wondered this ever since that final scene in trainspotting. What a real heroin deal actually looks like and if it's so risky and underground how do they all get to know each other
>>78274104She might not be. It is just entirely circumstantial evidence. Claim that it was statistically unlikely for all those babies to die by accident when she was the nurse there has been disputed by some experts. Unlikely but not impossible. There was some weird shit written in her diary but it is not clear about the context. Her family and friends are convinced she is innocent and nobody around her believes she did it. It is a tough case. She could have been a secret nutcase and killed them. Just not clear.
No. Arthur is dead now. Des lives in Ireland
>>78274105Much better than soccer
Apparently Zeus went to prison briefly. He was gonna talk about it with Hostlad on the revived podcast but it never materialised.
SSM only did a few years for murdering his step dad
>>78274170>Apparently Zeus went to prison brieflythis wouldnt surprise me at all desu, lad looked like he belongs in jail
>>78274075Titlod said he was in prison for a few days or weeks a couple months back
IIRC motorbike posting anon and truckbot were both in jail together a few years ago
Weather wasn't great, but it was still beautiful. Personally I love lots of mist and fog.
>>78274178That bollocks in the video posted yesterday was obviously LARP.
>>78274120All Northern scum like you belong in prison.
>develop gambling addiction over the last 6 months>things were going great>winning 500quid every other day>last two months lose about 3k>been eating microwaved potatoes for the last 2 weeksI have learnt the folly of gambling
>>78274216Swanscombe isn't up North lad
>>78274147Mate this is doing my nut in trying to find it. Any more clues?
>>78274207dont like these non-native trees, they make the place look so cheap
>>78274207Went down to the abbey and took a look inside the barn. The rest of it is in ruins but the barn is huge.
>>78274223follow ssm's footsteps lad. he's been bookies-free for almost 22 months. the cycle can be broken if you're prepared to change your life for the better
>>78274236I get what you mean, I would probably swap them out for something a bit more natural to the landscape. But the grounds themselves were very well kept.
>>78274254It seems relatively easy to be bookie free to be honest, i have learnt my lesson.But its unfortunate because I've already given up>drugs>alcoholNow gamblin', I'm a right boring mess
>>78274278Get some healthier habits like normal people do, lad. Vidya, anime and porn.
>>78273771You're not on about Penelope Pitstop from Wacky Races are you?
>>78273771YOU CUNT I CAN'T FIND WHAT THE FUCK SHOW YOU'RE ON ABOUT YOU MUST BE MISREMEMBERING
>>78274353He made it all up lad. Either that or it's a foreign show he watched in his own country.
>>78274067Hex stop caring about the SSA. Not right
Christ they're making ANOTHER spinoff of The Boys called The Boys Mexico. No I'm not joking.
The wapu hath been knackered
>>78274412yeah me too, some ways to go before i can go home though
>>78274356Fucking forruners riling me up. Not today. NOT TODAY.
anyone use Duolingo? does it actually work for learning a new language?
What are your interests away from /britfeel/ ?
>>78274477video games, thats about it
>>78274477drinking, vidya and wanking, in that order
>>78274477Shemale porn
>>78274477SSM lore master.
>>78274477Reading but I really don't have much free time these days so don't get to as much as I'd like.
>>78274477Weed and motorcycles There must be a few biker bros , ive never been to jail tbqh
>>78274477Foreign languages, youtube, puzzle and difficult, movement based video games (like surf in CSS/CSGO)
giving blood? it's not for me
>>78274477chess and gym, though i haven't been to the gym in about a month.Also got an idea to hop on trains to little unknown spots in the country and just see what it's all about.
I think the reason I prefer Asian bbws compared to whites. Is because white women typically cover themselves in trashy tattoos, and I'm unable to respect anybody who makes poor life choices like that. Asian bbws tend to look "tighter" whilst whites have this sagging gut
>>78274477musicscience and philosophygympoetry / literaturefilmfollowing sport
>>78274468My gf uses it but she says you can finish the entire thing and have a decent level of vocabulary, but it's not going to enable you to have full, flowing conversations with someone in that language.
>>78274607id fucking die if i did that, even giving a blood sample at the docs makes me light headed and pass out
>>78274468Nah mate, it's genuinely wank. If you have zero idea and want to dabble/test the waters, the sure go ahead, but move on asap if you're actually interested
>>78274647Phwoar same lad, hate it. I need to sit there with my eyes closed while I think about tits or something to pretend I'm elsewhere.
>>78274645no language learning guide will help ypu do thatbeing fluent in that way requires you to have proper conversations
Back from the town. Got me new phone contract sorted out. Got that Honor pad x9 included and two year free membership of Paramount+. Not bad, not bad at all. Main thing is I still have me unlimited data. Now time for some din dins.
>>78274643also forgot going on walks
>>78274640Absolutely 100% agree with you lad. White BBWs have a giant gut, whereas Asian BBWs tend to have more discernable curves.
>>78274664Can we get an update on your nappy contract? Got that extra absorbance included? Two year free membership to Incontinence Anonymous as well?
>>78274664Paramount+ will be dead within the year you should have got a different reward.
>>78274664How many times did you shit/piss yourself on the way there de lid?
>>78274664Don't you wear nappies even though you're a grown man?
Nappy nappyNappy nappyShitty shittyPissy wissyNappy nappyNappy nappy
>>78274664What's all this about you wetting yourself de lid?
>>78274664Don't forget to change your nappy!
I'm on that pampersgrind me. No more wet trousers, no more vanish deep action on the sofa cushions. Four times more absorbent. It lush x
Saddens me how virtually all BBW pornstars have excessive tattoos.
>>78274694I'm not an expert but I guess it's diet? Overeatting fish/rice gives you a "tighter" body whereas sugar and starbucks sags. Probably genetics though.
>>78274750Yes very likely, Asians tend to have generally healthier diets which I'm sure accounts for most of it, just like how beer goes straight to your belly - different diets can make different kinds of fat distributions. Some will be genetics as well of course.
From now on until the end of britfeel every time HHL posts he will be inundated with people asking about his nappies. Grim.
>>782747705 years from now and it's still bants and kek lol. sad
>>78274770He might be a bigger loser than even ruthmong.
>>78274770All sameshipping replies I think
family are arguing again
>>78274794it wouldn't be you and then blaming shippy or bn though would it lad?
>>78274807what about lad
>>78274807Sorry to hear that, lad. Nothing makes me think someone is scum more than parents having a shouting match in front of a child. Just because you're grown up doesn't make it better though.
The mong fears the poster ID
>>78274812Me and BritNormie have never sameshipped in our lives. Not our style
>>78274807Arguing about their dosser kid de lid?
>>78274807Post a vocaroo for us lad
>>78274817Probably banging on his door telling him to have a shower, order some shoes off amazon and get a job.
>and angrier, and angrier, and angrier, and angrier
We must be due a spamming shit fit soon
>>78274902Sure I'll get right on it, what can I do you for lad? Some kind of SSM lore like Benji or Tristan? Or maybe something visual like tranny porn?
Adult nappy
>>78274924Tristan spam is 4x lush.
>>78274838https://vocaroo.com/1o6LLrP7KCwA
>>78274567>Foreign languagesBased, which ones have you dabbled in?
>>78274664Looking for a Nappy Master?
>>78274954Holy fucking shit lad
>>78274954I was thinking of this specific vocaroo when I asked him
>>78274954Fuck me, lad. You need to move out asap.
>>78274954>I'll get your fucking slipper
SSM fell asleep and rolled over onto Tristan crushing him. It manslaughter.
"""Sharing some mint"" is homosexualist slang for bugchasing. Few people are aware of this
Wacon wandiches for din dins. It lush x
proper need to eat me but im just so bloody busy
>>78275039post the apu folder lad
>>78275039Hope you manage to avoid getting bacon grease on your cute little nappy, baby boy
>>78274229thats all i got, tried chatgpt but it failed as well.
Fucking fuming nd i mean fuming. Am ready 2 start decking cunts. Dont even bother.
>>78275106you're a manlet crossmong you aint decking no one
>>78274299No>>78274353>>78274356No its british show, british puppets, i remember the spoon insult and accent clearlyit was on terrestrial channels 1 5 for sure british broadcasts, im going mad trying to find it
>>78274954fucking hell imagine living like this. And middle class people from healthy families want you to believe things like home environment don't matter and everyone has equal opportunities now
>Incoming trade offer from Mohammedanism>You recieve:>Fags, women, trannies, moneylenders being rigorously kept in check>I receive:>You can't drink beer and have to worship a literal pedophile dunecoonTempted to close the deal ngl
>>78275130need to give us an approximate year lad. You were six you say
What's with all the turbonormies on /r9k/ and britfeel nowadays. Fuck off to Instagram or TikTok with your normieness. Cheers x
>>78275145poo poo ur pants
Bit of a 'binge drinker'? This is your future.https://documentaryheaven.com/louis-theroux-drinking-to-oblivion/
>>78275145Careful lad, don't want to have an angry accident in your nappy!
>>78275145not shitting yourself doesnt make you a normie
>>78275145Well said lid. This place used to be a haven for outcasts, losers and degenerates of society and now we're overrun with normies posting about their relationships and jobs. Hopefully the uptick recently in just the seasonal summer fags who will fuck off at the end of summer and leave us lads in peace.
>>78274974I've dabbled in dozens but the ones I've actually put some effort in are (I don't count school): Norwegian (Bokmaal (ascii error) / Oslo dialect), Although the hipster in me prefers Nynorsk and Trondheim dialect, but you kinda need to know the "standard" first. The dialect differences are ridiculous in that country. Even basic words are pronounced completely different. Japanese I became quite proficient in but due to their writing system, I literally cannot write basic shit anymore, just weird stock phrases. I've given up logographic languages forever because even after 10+ years I can read a ton of Norwegian but practically zero Japanese (and I spent a lot longer on Japanese...)Polish is my newest which is turning out to be one of my favourites. Looks great, sounds great, it's extremely phonetic so it's easy to spell and read.99% of the time you know exactly how to say it just from reading it. Grammar is an absolute nightmare like all Slavic languages of course. I've been eyeing up Ancient Greek a lot recently. I like the ancient world. It's difficult as shit. There's a fair amount of literature/written content out there.My favourite language is actually Finnish though, but it's by far one of the top 3 most difficult living European languages and it has literally no content and I don't know a single Finn. Know a ton of Poles though.What's your best besides Chinese?
its an apu world out there lads
Having half a pot of Onken and some mango chunks for dinnerIt too muggy to cook
>>78275295>it's fucking realI am buying that shirthttps://www.udinese.it/news/club/apu-apustaja-meme-coin-today-announces-a-sleeve-partnership-with-udinese-calcio-in-serie-a
>>78275295So someones is using apu to promote their shitcoin
So much to unpick here
>serie A was the most watched sports league in the world not that long agomad to think
Time for discussion is over. I just start knocking cunts out nd thats that. Problem solved.
>>78275178 always felt sorry for that joe lad, think he got sober for a while before relapsing
>>78275329it not rite what they do to /ourfrog/
>>78275333Hefty gash
today i fapped to lena pauls gangbang scene for blacked and before that a forced gay joi by natasha of natashas bedroom
>>78275355I did at first, but it was clear near the end he was a manipulative little narcissistic shitbag, as most whiny drinkers are.
need more documentaries on alcoholism
>>78275351>serie A was the most watched sports league in the worlddoubt they would beat NFL
>>78275333can smell her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8UsM1U6bKg
>>78275409>natashas bedroomNice. Her stuff is great. Up there with the likes of Mistress T and Goddess Venus.
>>78275409Not great but also not terrible in the grand scheme of things. Probably wouldn't be at the forefront of your memory on your deathbed, which is how I rank experiences these days.
>>78275440Sensationalized USA garbage. No thank you
>>78275440god awful
Taking out his wagie ragie on me. Who I ever hurt. Just living my wee life. Maybe my new policy is you're getting decked nd thats that. Dont even bother. The A&E nurse can listen to your wee problems. Ive heard enough.
>>78275333long pussy
"When i was your age" my arse. Wheen u were my age you were a mong and you're still a mong. Am handing out square gos to everyone at this point.
>>78275587Cool. Thx for that.
>>78275333fat women minge looks bad
>>78275616alri begbie lad
Dosser having a big tantrumId put you clean on your arse lad, remember that
Crosslad throwing a paddy
Would skelp you so hard you'd be back in nappies
>>78275443You are a fucking nappy wearing freak
>>78275651Youre not my enemy but ill do you in as well if you fancy it. Stepdad try 2 have a "talk" about my shut-in ways. Fucking boomers. Too fuming to even post. Maybe i have a few drinks nd take a swing.
>>78275716Lmao. Flashbacks to those creeps in Yakuza
>>78275723Just remind him he's not your dad
>>78275723Your angry cuz you know he's right though.
Retired boomer think he better than me when he sits on his arse all day too. Ill be telling mum everything.
>>78275723why not just take a swing without drinking?No balls?
>>78275796you could be borderline illiterate and still build a 10+ property portfolio back then. If he lived through boomer times and isn't at least a millionaire then he's unironically a bigger failure than you
>>78275883He have 5 cars lad. Since high school i never known him to not own at least 2 sports cars. Holidays all year. Then its waa waa back in my day so hard waaa so hard when it was 30-40k net migration white society. Waaaa i couldn't buy a pint when i had wife nd 2 kids waaa i was hard done by KEK ive heard enough, the jurors have had a word, the council has convened nd cunts are getting chinned end of
>>78275879Cowards gotta have a drink before they can stand on their own
Waa so hard when most lassies didnt have tattoos nd belly fat nd tinder
Its my mum nd she'll side with me if it came to it. Dont forget that old man.
>>78275968I would like to leave this city
Call me selfish. Five fucking cars. Probly more we dont even know about. U need them all aye. U can drive them all at the same time aye. Fucking melter. Maybe u get a nasty wee surprise when you see those cars tomoro. Maybe they failing next MOT if u know what im saying. Fuming.
Fuck you r fucking cars. Arsehole
On that stir fry grind am I notFeel totally different about life and I cannot work out why. Like I am in a set path now and nothing will change it. We all settle in life.
>>78276016Ive heard brake fluid works wonders on paint anonAlso catalytic converters fetch a nice price these days if you wanna get handy with a saw Any nice cars in the collection lad?
>>78275923kek my grandmother was always telling me stories how hard up they were when they were younger. Skint waiting on payday to buy food. Then one day I ask her when my grandad started betting daily on horses "oh he's always had his daily bets your grandad, but I didn't grudge it because I smoked"
>>78275263Doing listing before Greek will really help your Greek, although no reason not to do it standalone. Reading and writing Dutch would be best. Listening French and speaking German
>>78276049Land rover rolls royce Merc dont remember the others. It not right if someone slash the tyres tonight but i have no control over that.
>>78276114>literally the cheapest thing on the carsYou need to think a bit more anon
>>78275145>not wearing nappies makes me a turbo normie
Nothing worse than a boomer leaving their inheritance to anyone other than their sprog(s)
>>78276035Is it a path you like or one you don't like?
A turd coloured sprog lol
Floor to ceiling windows line my entire flat. Not a day goes by the world doesn't see my entire arse pressed firmly against the panes.
15 years it was just me nd mum nd it'll be 15 more years if i say so. Its up to me. Remarrying should be illegal. MY house. GTFO.
>>78276181Spunk in the freezer in between chicken nuggets and findus crispy pancakes
Thinking about more of a local trip this time. Fuck going to Japan or Australia or wherever, much better closer to home. Comfy trip to North France or maybe The Netherlands. On reflection though it doesn't really matter where I'd like to go. I spend hours and hours planning these trips in careful detail but then feel depressed knowing I can't make them due to not having a countersigned passport.
Why don' t you stand up to your stepdad
He should be paying me rent for intruding on my life. Maybe U didnt notice but there was a life b4 you were here.
JD Vance putting sprogless wagies on suicide watch
Head like a bean. Bean shaped. The essence of a bean it is.
Not sure why anyone would need 5 cars
Sprogless mocking the sprogged. What a time to be alive
Police are tryrants. Not an honest bone in their bodies.
Thug tyrants paid for DJs luxurious holiday to Cyprus
>>78276213just travel around in google maps and youtube vlogs it's easier and you can do it for free
Beanboy
>>78276161Somewhere in the middle.Kind of comfy mediocrity. A nothing life. But also not really awful. Guess I am just boring and not that capable of much more.
Am a friendly guy if youre reasonable bt very out of order talking to me like that. Talk to me like im special needs. Certain cunts needing done in 2 remember their place in this world.
>>78276289Yeah this is the travel redpill. Plus I couldn't get my passport countersigned. It not right. It a tax on autists with nobody in their life like me.
youtubers and streamers are more extraverted than me so they're always going to have better experiences travelling than I could. Why waste the money?
>>78276331Might as well say that pornstars have better sex than you ever will so better to stay a virgin for life. You sound like a pathetic mong.
took 2 more lorazepam for another comfy eveninghope you're all doing well much love xoxo <3
>>78276331>they're always going to have better experiences travelling than I couldI don't know what you mean by that laddy
>>78276340Bit different though isn't it. You see the same sights on the internet as you would in real life. And I wouldn't eat the street food if I was going to somewhere like India or Vietnam anyway
Really would have bought Ruthmong shoes if he needed them. The offer will remain there if he changes his mind
>>78276363Watch Bald and Bankrupt and he strikes up conversations with random strangers constantly. I wouldn't do that. It's more fun to watch on video than the reality of being there
Don't why you are bullying helper when he looks 10 times better than you all.
Wonder what zimmy is doing right now (his wife probably, no?)
Wedding anniversary drivel
i was apparently very extroverted and likeable when blackout drunk. i remember walking in town a few days after a big night out and having two lads i had no recollection of come up to me and say to their friends that i was a "legend". i wander what i did to achieve that kind of status
The only thing he is truly married to is /britfeel/
>>78276389>Watch Bald and BankruptI do. I've watched every video on his channel. He's a content creator and goes out of his way to talk to people in order make his videos as interesting as possible.
>>78276421Scary place to be, being blackout drunk innit. I am also way better to talk to when drunk. After nights out when people say they love your crack and that you are hilarious etc. Like what, I do not remember a single word of it.
This mongo talking about its selfish 2 have my room lights on at 4am mum going bed at 10 thats fine if SHE tell me that not YOU faggot. Making shit up. Oh right not like when i had wagie job doing night shifts til midnight getting home 1am what i kept doing bc i wanted to buy nice things for mum. Even when i'm having mental breakdowns. Never heard about being selfish then. Oh wait you dont know about that cus you werent fucking there. When i couldnt sleep on school nights cause mum crying kept me awake after the cunt b4 you trying to knock her about nd i knocked fuck out of him when i was 12 years old like i knocked fuck out of the cunt next door in 2016 when he started on her too and im gagging to add another tick on the knocked fuck out of list at this point so dont push me. Was that selfish that i couldn't sleep. It was just life. Not like your pampered fucking poofter sons you moved to Canada on your posh engineering salary fucking wee queer bald cunts doing journalism jobs nd whatnot now they dont know fuckall abotu that side of life cuz you wouldn't have let them. Dont fucking talk to me like you know fucking anything. Am FUMING. Thats the final word on that.
>>78276476You're a leech mate.
>>78276451ice poseidon streamed himself for a month in japan, going to akihabara, climbing mountt fuji etc. No need to go there now I've seen it all
Most places actually look like boring shit holes tbqh. Maybe globalization has turned everything into cookie-cutter shit and it wasn't always like this
Getting ads on youtube again despite having uBo installed and up to date
>>78276517Expensive but its on my bucket list desu
Dont think HHL actually wears nappies, he never posted proof
MAKAVELI CIDER CHUGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vishq_qXSQE
>>78276476you a real lord bullingdon de lad
>>78275443basedi signed up to project faggot once but then she made a roll call videothe description says she just reads your name out so i didnt buy it since idc but later when i didnt hear anything, i realised i was probbaly meant to do that and that further instructions would be found within
>>78276419Known poster or random lad?
>>78276719He was talking about going to lunch in the last thread
best DVD extra? interactive menus
SSM got almost half a million views on one of his tiktok haircut videos
>>78276716>i signed up to project faggot oncehad a good kek at this
>>78276687Corr good chug video that
>>78276757he gets recognized in the street regularly because of those
BritNormie's penis is throbbing right now. I've no idea why. One can only speculate
Kids love watching SSM
Seems any mong can go viral on tiktok with minimal effort
>>78274807>>782751422000s to 2005 for sureit could be a re-run but production quality looks to be late 1990s at the earliest
A lot of bald men watch Scottish lass (can see they are bald from their avatars in the comments)
Nearly 450 so time for a new thread dee lads>>>/bant/20842872>>>/bant/20842872>>>/bant/20842872>>>/bant/20842872
here's a thread on /r9k/ instead>>78276886>>78276886>>78276886
>>78274477poker, pool, cannabis, and sissy hypno
